/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53694890
Peg
It will come back to you
Peg
It will come back to you

GO AWAY SPACE NIGGERS WE ARE FULL

>>53694890
Message to Morgan Stanley shills: You have no idea who you're dealing with

THREAD THEME https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbftQpzIyUk

>>53694890
I think I made that edit? Not sure... a few different anons made versions of it, and I don't remember which was mine anymore

>>53694890
We shall end where we started!

(((they))) keep pumping the market

and (((they))) expect us to buy (((their))) bags

NOPE.mp3

i think i'll wait until the market crashes with a "soft landing"

>>53694890
In all fairness Walmart greeters literally do nothing. They just stand or sit there waiting to die while getting paid.

Bros the girl in the Czech Republic I've been talking to for a couple years is basically ghosting me now. She didn't reply to me for a month and I mentioned that I miss her, and when she finally replied it was very dry and she didn't say she missed me too. Do I just give up and ghost her back?

>>53694914
AND WHEN YOU SMIIILE FOR THE CAMERA

CTRM bros.. are we selling TORO as soon as we receive the shares or is there a pump we should be waiting for?

>>53694895
This is true. Most normies could never tolerate an ego death. If they broke through and realized they were fat loud dumb retards it would probably be enough to push them over the edge.

Incredibly based tools for self reflection though

>>53694879

Fucking run dude.. don't marry her. Hahahahah you are going to get fucked so hard

>>53694949
She's definitely fucking somebody behind your back. Now I know a lot of you zoomers are into the whole cuckholdry thing so this may sound great to you, but let me tell you what, you should probably move on.

>>53694949
send her a gym pic, get her thirsty

I only sell covered calls. Never shares

>>53694949
Just give up, women will drop guys like toys sometimes for no reason and feel like they don't owe an explanation

rate stock portfolio

>>53694914
>Peg
>It will come back to you
>Peg
>It will come back to you
I think it's supposed to be

Heeeyyyyy it will come back to you
Heeeyyyyy it will come back to you
Then you phone a car wash
You see a palm tree
It's your favorite foreign movie

shill me something to buy to make a few $100

>>53694991
how much does this nigga pull on the DL?

>>53694987
The speecy spicy detail is that I was talking to her behind my gfs back, and she was okay with that, but as soon as she met someone else over there she acts like talking to me is suddenly against the rules

>>53695027
Pretty bad. A single dividend aristocrat will not cut it. You should be atleast 40% in aristocrats.

COME ON APES LET'S SLURP LE DIP

>>53695027
>no Rheinmetall
Into ze trash it goes

>>53695015
>no reason

Sirs she is getting her back blown out I guarantee. If she stopped talking to you it's because she is riding a different dick. You should be doing the same because getting in your feelers about a whore is pretty retarded and cringe

>>53695039
Warner Discovery. They’ll profit massively from the Potter game this quarter and (((analysts))) rate their stock as undervalued

He he no on knows who I am from the last thread!

they'll rig the CPI lower by 0.1%, set the expectations higher by 0.1%
guaranteed pump every time.

>>53695052
Another speecy detail: she's asexual

>>53695043
Women don’t care dude. You were a plaything and now she’s found another and she will keep you at a distance in case her current options disappear. Standard feminine tactic. They’ve always got 4 or 5 of you waiting in the wings.

>>53695015
Happened to me bro all I wanted was an explanation but she just couldn't

FUCK IT'S ALL GOING BACK DOWN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>53695077
it will be a sell the news after the print

>>53695066
i meant for a quick flip before close

>>53695066
looks like it already had a good run recently, is that all priced in?

why was it over 70 bucks 3/2021?

>>53695052
Keyword, sometimes
Women will drop a guy even without there being someone else but yeah usually it's because she has othe options

>>53695071
I know who you are :)

>>53695098
Yeah I wouldn't be upset if she just would give some closure but oh well I guess

>>53695115
Imagine being that guy with the weird thumbs, right? haha...
How does he even type his trades in with thumbs like that?

> WHO is buying?

>>53695102
Gamble on Palantir earnings then.
80% chance you lose a bunch of money, 20% they beat already dismally low expectations and do a +15% overnight.

that's the great thing about anonymity
ive dropped so many doxxable hints over the years but since i'm not a namefag never been doxxed
that or no-one cares

>>53695115
Don't you dare tell.

has Jimmy Cramer made a statement yet?

>>53695132
it's only fun to dox a name or tripfag
spray_paint_guy.jpg

why is WING pumping? it's not supposed to do that...

>>53695136
i won't tell for 100 million dollars, non-negotiable.

>>53694949
Sounds like a very serious love triangle here.
Did you recently send her your bank account info too?
>>53694925
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biRolWtDN-k
>>53695066
>(((analysts))) rate their stock
Only good for a quick pump, imp. They won't tell you to buy untl they've covered a nice entry.

Invest in PAKistan

>>53695111
>sometimes

Sirs any remotely attractive girl has dozens of orbiters or previous partners. Even if she hypothetically didn't (she does) all she has to do is go outside anywhere or get on any dating app and she could find someone within 5 minutes. It's just the way shit works and why marriage is such a hilariously retarded concept in the modern age

>>53695151
I don't negotiate with terrorists.

STOP SELLING, YOU CHUDS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMoK11P4w6Y

Mumu, this is your last warning. Sell before it's too late.

>>53695179
*sells one more share

oppsies

I got jewed by fucking ubereats and the restaurant god fucking damnit.
>Order 8 pcs of fried chicken
>hmmm good deal <2€ per chicken piece with fees n shiet
>get delivered 8 tenders
The picture had a dumstrick, I wanted a breast. But I got jewed

>>53695185
that's bullish

>>53695185
um it wouldn't be advantageous for me tax wise to sell right now, can we just keep the pump up for a while longer?

SOXL NIGGAS WE ALL GONNA MAKE IT MY NIGGAS BELIEVE IN THE GREEN LIGHT MY NIGGAS!!!! YA’LL SOXS NIGGAS SHOULD DUMP YO BAGS ASAP, IT AIN’T GOING UP, IT’LL BE AT $3 END OF MONTH BELIEVE ME, YOU NIGGAS ARE BAGHOLDING AT THE WRONG STOCK!!! JUST CUT YO LOSSES NOW AND BE OVER WITH IT MY NIGGAS. GET IN WITH THE PROGRAM AND BET ON THE BULL SIDE MY NIGGAS!!!! THERE AIN’T NO REASON IN HELL WHY YA’LL SHOULDN’T BE PUTTIN YO WHOLE NETWORTH AND THEN SOME FOR THIS TRADE MY NIGGAS!!! TAKE OUT STUDENT LOANS, TAKE OUT ANOTHER MORTGAGE, TAKE OUT YO GRAMAMA’S TRUST FUNDS AND PUT IT ALL ON SOXL MY NIGGAS!!! WE BALLIN HARD LIKE WE JUST WON AT ALL THE CASINOS IN VEGAS WITH THIS BET MY NIGGAS!!! GET THE FUCK IN HERE!!!!!! NIGGAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I made a few bucks this morning flipping calls so I took that money to the grocery store because ham was supposed to be on sale. When I got there the ham was not on sale. I panicked because I didn't know what other food to buy so I grabbed hot dogs and ran out of there. Life is pain.

>>53695189
damn bruh, do not f*ck with a man's chicken that's harsh

>>53695132
>>53695147
dox me, pussyfaggots

also, back to VWAP AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>53695199
you can leave stores without buying anything, you just look their plainclothes LPO right in the eye and walk the fuck out

>>53695076
what happened to your pt of $6

>>53695127
Better off honestly because the way I see it if you can't communicate with me on something as simple as that is would have never worked out anyway.

Hey, never invested before, recently started making good money (~25k a month).
I live in my grandpa's old apartment right now for free, so my expenses are only like 500 bucks a month ... I don't really buy food. So what should I dump 15k of it in each month?
>>53695084
Some people just aren't good people. A lot of girls just get off on attention, and it is easy to get on the internet, so they come and go without thinking.
Don't get disheartened, there are good girls out there, heartbreak is inevitable on the search for them

>>53695199
Very autistic, keep it up buddy <:)

>>53695220
That's true. It just sucks to see someone you were pretty close to suddenly go cold, makes me feel like I did something wrong

>>53695208
>dox me
you're the tiger faggot roaring in the quiet forest

RELEASE ADVANCE WARS YOU COWARDS

>>53695199
Once upon a time when living abroad and not totally knowing the language, I hadn't eaten meat in half a year because I was terrified to go buy it.

I finally sacked up and went to go buy ground beef. I asked 'hey can I have fried beef?", because the words for fried and ground sound similar. He looked at me like I was a retard and I left and never returned.

imagine getting hooked at 4140

>>53695269

>>53695247
how are you making 25k a month? just buy voo or vti

Jesus fuck the market is collapsing late in the trading day... It's going to be a sour hour, all of my gains are getting wiped out
This is just like last night...
It's over, bros...

>>53695295
>black qbs

>>53695199
I can see how mega autistic social anxiety people get nervous about entering the grocery store and not
Buying anything bc they think the store employees are judging them for not buying anything

>>53695269
what country doesn't have pre-made packages of ground beef that you can't just pick up and pay for? i thought basic stuff like that would be available everywhere instead of having to ask a butcher every time.

>>53695269
Why didn’t you bother learning the native language?

We shorting NSC?

>>53695298
But Anon, a black QB did win...

>>53695269
>because the words for fried and ground sound similar
What fucking language was it?

>>53695310
I did learn it and spoke it fluently, I was just panicked and got confused
>>53695305
Israel
>>53695290
Twitter business

To all of the autistic grocery store shoppers and people crying about whores... Just stop caring isn't a meme it's a superpower. If you take things seriously in clown world you will go insane

>>53695321
Only if you like making money.

>>53695328
Shit Elon, that's a pretty bad ROI. But pointing out that the FBI had indeed been censoring everyone, that was worth.

>>53695251
I felt the exact same way I spent thousands of hours trying to think of what it was I did wrong but you have to just realize it boils down to them and their decision making and you can't control that nor is it logical.

>>53695325
If he's only half does it count?

>>53695368
one drop rule

>>53695179
I'm buying... sqqq. I bought some last week and just bought another chunk.

>>53695328
Did you get kahazkh booba?

>>53695356
Don't know what you mean.
It's through promoted tweets with advertisers (Rts and likes), plus merch drops.
Once Elon starts sharing ad revenue hopefully it goes higher.
>>53695326
Tachun and Meturgan, Hebrew.
>>53695330
Easier said than done, thankfully I can do it fine now, but when you're having nervous breakdowns every time you go out it's not super easy to just stop caring.

>>53695295
haha

i think people are forgetting that the fed also needs to get the labor market under control, not just the CPI print

>>53695368
I dunno, but they really should really have separate leagues for white and black athletes. Doesn't make sense to have them both competing on the same field and they could generate twice as much revenue with twice as many leagues.

>Today's Most Traded Contracts:
>TSLA 2/17 190 put
>TSLA 2/17 200 call
>AAPL 2/17 155 call
>BBBY 2/17 2 put
>LAZR 2/17 6 put
>GOOGL 2/17 100 call
>FUBO 3/03 2.5 put
I love how FUBO is the only one that's more than a 4 days from expiration lmfao

>>53695365
>>53695251
Can you faggots shut the fuck up?

>>53695381
God forbid, Ashkenazi jews are annoying and unhealthy.
I got a half japanese half iraqi girl

>>53695388
bullish for PEP

>red candle right on time

>>53695397
SOXL SHOOTING UP AND REACHING ITS GREEN DICK UP TO ALIEN ASSES MY NIGGA BUY BUY BUY!!!!!!!!!

>>53695397
Degen market

imagine believing some aliens fly light years to earth with advanced technology but getting shot down by 2024-1 jets
people are joking if they say aliens right?

NSC needs to go lower I want to buy the generational bottom

>>53695404
Imagine complaining about the quality of an /smg/ thread how fucking new are you?

>>53695397
Options degens must hang.

Close red.

>>53695365
Yeah I probably shouldn't have expected much out of her in the first place. At least I've learned how to speak a decent amount of Czech...?

What do you think of my current plan, which is go all in on SCHD?

>simp market general

>yellow menace hour
Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO FUCK *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~

>>53695438
>I spent thousands of hours trying to think of what it was I did wrong
I spent literal seconds thinking of what a faggot you are

>>53695452
just buy an index. you'll get some divs from that too. dividends are a false god

>>53695436
People have been gaslit so hard the past 3 years they don't know the difference between fiction and reality

do i short the market now, or in 2 weeks when the crash is going to occur?

I just ate a whole bag of salt and vinegar chips and I apologize for nothing

>>53695436
have you seen the flick signs?

>>53695436
It's literally a USSR-tier psyop.
>oy vey, nothing to worry about here
goyim
>the adults are in charge!
https://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/40054/adversary-drones-are-spying-on-the-u-s-and-the-pentagon-acts-like-theyre-ufos

just woke up
what was bobo's excuse this time?

>>53695502
T(wo)omorrow.

>>53695510
market crashes are a human right, youre literally killing bobo

>>53695301
The other day my friend and I walked into the liquor store and didn't buy anything. You have to keep them on their toes sometimes.

>>53695533
I bought a six pack for the Superb Bowl yesterday but only drank 2 beers

is this train derailment chemical fire in ohio a market risk?

any 0DTE bros itt? gonna put it all down before the CPI tomorrow, anyone want to join me?

>>53695473
>should I short before a high volatility news event?
Gee, I don't know anon.

>>53695550
I didn't even drink during the game, but my gookfu kept calling it the Super Ball which has been way more entertaining than anything all weekend.

SKYT is dropping again

>>53695468
Holy fuck you're so mad over nothing it's quite comical.

>>53695408
>half japanese half iraqi girl
Thats quite mulatto.
>gook
>sand nigger
Top kek. If you have kid and its a man, hes gonna have a 1.5 inch dick as an adult and he'll be a manlet of manlets. He's gonna anhero when he realizes he won't be able to do doggy style bc it wont reach lmao. Pls don't breed her
>verification not required
See! ^^^ Don't do it

My dick isn't working. Is it because of biden's aliens?

>>53695599
Another penny meme stock bites the dust

>>53695616
No, it's because of your repressed memories of what happened in summer camp all those years ago

Uhhhhh… oil bros?

>>53695452
i guess that's fine if you're like 40+ and not looking for more growth

>>53695561
#savepalestine

>>53695619
It's more than a meme stock, it is a legitimate expanding company, but I did bank on a weekly uptick with a good AH earnings report.

They'll be around for a while, look at their Indiana expansion. That being said, I worry someone got wind of bad earnings. Lol.

>>53695640
I'm sure nothing will go wrong when they keep stamping down the inflation numbers by emptying out emergency oil reserves #aths #tothemoon #slurpthedip

BIG GREEN BULL DICK COMING IN TO CLAP ALIEN CHEEKS NIGGAS!!!! SOXL IS A BUY!!!!!!! BUY NOW!!!!!

>>53695529
>youre literally killing bobo
TOTAL URSID DEATH

>Oil tests the $80 range
>immediately gets heemed by some government bullshit
And this, kids, is why we don‘t invest in commodities

>>53695640
one (1) day before CPI?
looks like Brandon saw the print and released not knowing it's not included in tomorrows numbers
going short

i hope i get picked to be ataru when the ayylumos come

>>53695664
Yeah it couldn't just be that inflation is coming down, you big dumb faggot

>swiss suprised inflation print
>US inflation moving similiar to swiss
so inflation is bullish?

>>53695667
>CLAP ALIEN CHEEKS
MMMM I CUM IN PEACE

You have no idea how short I am.

>>53695700
I dunno why you keep posting this aylmao.

>>53695685
Yeah clearly inflation is down big, that's why they have to artificially reduce oil prices by burning through strategic reserves lmao

Sour or power half hour?

>>53695640
What a fucking nigger

>>53695723
It'll hold around here until 10 minutes before close, then dump a bit.

>>53695640
Well so much for OPEC deploying their spare capacity to balance for Russia going offline.

>>53695685
>inflation coming down

There hasn't been a single negative month you stupid faggot. We are inflating on top of historically bad inflation

>but it's at a slower rate than last year!!!

I hope you get aids you retarded faggot

>>53695394
Holy shit. They could even play at the end of the year. And the white guys could get their asses handed to them, being used to all those white guy level hits.
Niggers, whatever you say, have dense fucking bones, and can hit you harder than a white guy can before injury.
>>53695382
So you're running a piggy back pyramid scheme? Nice.
>>53695722
JPowell said they factor fuel prices into inflation metrics.

>>53695719
Because you post your disgusting bug woman.

i keep getting recruitment email
I DONT WANT TO WORK

>>53695723
what it should do: sour
what it will do: crab
VIX is showing this is the case.

>>53695722
Who the fuck would drain the strategy oil tanks right before WWIII? I mean Sun Tzu would never fucking do that shit.

>>53695722
Jesus dude, did you forget that oil is completely manipulated by OPEC and rarely has anything to do with the real economy?

>>53695743
Probably linkedin, I stupidly gave them a real email and they sold it to pajeets.

>>53695723
Power last 10 minutes. Followed by a slight selloff after hours and a massive dump tomorrow.

>>53695743
I'm still getting multiple mannarino emails a day. I don't want them anymore. I unsubbed. He won't stop.

>>53695746
Years ago, Congress figured it could do some Jewish budgetary gimmicks by selling off bits of the SPR waaaay down the line.

>Pff, not like we'll ever need this oil anyway. EVs are the future!

>>53695740
>They could even play at the end of the year.
There's no reason for the all white team to play an inferior negro league team. We'll just have 2 championships the super ball and the negro bowl.

>>53695763
Well I guess it's a good thing that our only adversary isn't learning from Sun Tzu.

>>53695667
Not buying any more SOXL at this level.

>Buy Airbnb stocks a bit late
>Green at the end of the day
>Don't have the balls to keep it until markets open again.

>>53695305
The one I live in now. Then when I asked for ground beef I was asked if I wanted Croatian beef or local beef. WTF? Does the ethnicity of the beef really matter? Just grind that shit up.

remember anon, no matter what happens tomorrow, you're ok
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTpqT8wXZqU

GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY BIG GREEN BULL DICK NIGGA!!! YOU BOBOS WILL GET FUCKED FROM THE ASS AND THAT GREEN DICK WILL PENETRATE THROUGH YOUR DUMB BEAR SKULL AND FUCK THE ASS OF THE ALIENS HOVERIN OVER EARTH NIGGA!!! TF OUTTA THE WAY OF MY MUMU’S GREEN ERECTION NIGGA!!!!

>>53695800
Yeah I'm waiting until the first or second week of March when MACD and RSI finish their crab back to technical buy levels

>>53695808
why would you even buy this dogshit stock

Quick you have 10k in your account. What's your play this week?

>>53695840
>buying right before the next fomc and next confirmed rate hike

Good luck kid. I'm short till April

>>53695717
yeah i do

>>53695533
Next time make sure you open carry an assault rifle.

>>53695849
I'm new to trading and fucking retarded that's why. Up 2% which is worth nothing but I can freely fuck off.

>>53695862
BUY SOXL NIGGA THIS SHIT BOUTTA GET TO $150/SHARE END OF MONTH NIGGA ALIEN TECHNOLOGY RECONSTRUCTION IS BULLISH FOR SEMIS MY NIGGA BUY BUY BUY NOW MY NIGGA!!!!!!

>>53695821
Playback on other websites has been disabled by the video owner
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27evSVwjzzI

why has nobody told me how comfy bonds are? 4% p.a for holding US bonds sounds pretty fucking good

>inb4 muh 4% will get you nowhere
I bet most people here end the majority of their trading years in the negatives

>CPI comes in hotter than expected
>everybody shorts TSLA
>eventually people have to cover their shorts which makes the stock do a 2x in a month anyway
Rinse and repeat

Selling SKYT if they miss, not bag holding meme shit if it doesn't even make me money

>>53695862
DBA because massive crop destruction throughout the Ohio river valley is only starting to get priced in?

hey /smg/ so I "made it" and now I am dealing with the following issue:
I have a pretty good passport (top 20 henley) but I keep getting visacucked if I wanna stay longer and I'm tired of leaving and re-entering the country... can only do this 2x/yr for 90d
I've been going back and forth between bali japan and my home country but I wanna stay in japan
I've been eyeing the business manager visa but it would take a chunk out of my working capital I use for generating income and I don't wanna deal too much with documentation of a low margin business in japan its basically back to square 1 (getting a job to do what you want)

anyone here on the same train? going back and forth is so exhausting and it's sucking the fun out of skiing in nagano

>Tomorrow the AI says we die
Is what it is I guess.

15 MINUTES TO CLOSE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yU8yUNzIaM

>>53695897
If you're not competent, too scared of index funds, and are willing to eat a continuous loss of real purchasing power, yes, bonds are a good play. So too are "safe" divvy stocks and gimmicks like JEPI.

>>53695918
Actually it said the 15th, tomorrow is the 14th.

>>53695865
Bro they are almost certainly going to pause after this next hike, and historically within thirty days of a pause they begin cutting

>>53695918
Pretty sure DAN said 2/15 though

>>53695918
I tried playing 20 questions with „Dan“ today and the stupid nigger just said I‘m correct every time.
I don‘t trust that dumbass AI. It‘s literally just a chatbot.

>>53695897
gambling is fun. if youre young you can afford to gamble, if youre old youre gonna die soon anyways so might as well gamble. never a reason to not gamble

>>53695700
Alien waifus owe me sex

>>53695918
>>53695933
>listening to DAN

>>53695933
>>53695937
>>53695941
ahh okay so tomarrow we can loose some more monies

I'm going all in on spy puts tmw so buy calls if you wanna get rich cause I'm always wrong

stop saying my fucking name

>>53695941
You take that back. DAN is extremely smart and trustworthy.

>>53695928
>and are willing to eat a continuous loss of real purchasing power
like I said I bet 90% of people here struggle to beat inflation with their gambling lmao
my personal inflation rate is much lower than others so I think Im good.

>>53695966

>>53695914
>it's sucking the fun out of skiing in nagano
That's because it's full. You haven't figured out you need to fuck off.
Try alternating poles during the seasons, and hitting Nagano on the way through? Alps to Hymilais, to Nippon, to Argentina, to Morocco which leaves you in Europe to go anywhwere.

>>53695866
Ouch. That must be hard on his nutz

I've been listening to biologists talk for the last four hours. How can people be so "smart" on paper but completely fail at human communication? Endless jargon and hyper-academic bullshit like saying "processEEZ" instead of "processes" like every other adult. Makes me wonder how much they're holding us back by trying to impress each other.

>>53695866
keep ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN

>>53695936
Bro historically the first cut is before the bottom.. they cut when they have to cut because the machine starts breaking and they have to stop the panic. I even sold my JEPI today I've been holding for months because I'm confident I'll get a better reentry by March

>>53695879
Ugly picture, too much cal-arts looking

>>53695914
You need to live in a smaller country that borders other small countries so the rotating is not as bad. Try Eastern Europe or Balkans.

>>53695677
They dumped half the SPR last year. They can dump the other half this year for all I care. $80 is a good price and at some point the SPR runs dry.
The longer they keep oil prices down in this moderately bullish range, the longer they keep pushing this narrative that oil is the root of all evil, no one will care enough to pump more.

At some point the incredible weight of their own stupidity will come crashing down upon them.

Threadly reminder that dividends are irrelevant. If you want a bit of cash from your stocks, you can sell some.

>>53696013
biologists are the retards of STEM fields

>>53695933
>triple top
I can see it.

>>53695936
Higher longer, brah.
They will not cut until the path to zero inflation is clearly underway. Disinflation for a month isn't sufficient. Disinflation for 3 months isn't sufficient unless the next data point is deflationary.

i will not be drawn into another financial debate with you dennis, i really won't

>>53696067
>selling a stock that pays you for holding it

>>53695452
Why not just exclusively but dividend aristocrats?

>>53696013
>>53696070

I dated a girl that did clinical research at Duke and got to meet a ton of her PHD friends and even did some studies with them as a participant and it was like 90% retarded girls and one autistic Jewish doctor. Academia is beyond fucked

>>53696067
Divvie reinvestment isn't irrelevant tho

>>53696070
It just pisses me off that these idiots probably get paid huge piles of money to spend months compiling completely bland reports on how fruit flies detect smells. And then they're inevitably completely devoid of common sense.

>>53696097
yeah like T

If the market crashes after the fed pivots then why would speculation of a pivot drive the market up?

>>53696067
Also. Home equity is irrelevant. You can tap into the value of your home by selling the doors and windows.

SHORT SOXL NOW

>>53695994
it's not full anon, I'm just in a position where I'm slightly not rich enough to have someone manage my low margin business for me while generating 5Mjpy/yr in revenue
I could probably work for 5-10 years where it wouldn't be a problem doing that but not looking forward to that
already been to the alps and morocco, marrakesh stinks so bad don't bother going, and agadir is a shithole outside of tourist center... the rest is a red rocky desert

> S&P500 up 1%
good day. :)
now just repeat for another 50 days.

THIS BULL MARKET KEEPS UP NIGGAS DETROIT BE LOOKIN LIKE THIS SHIT IN NO TIME MY NIGGAS SOXL CHADS WILL BE THE ONLY ONES ALLOWED IN IT MY NIGGAS WE BE HAVIN ALL THE NIGGERS IN DETROIT BE BACK TO THEY ROOTS AS SLAVES MY NIGGAS!!!

>>53696102
It's just so transparent that they love LARPing as the smartest people in the world while using their "studies" as en excuse to travel

>>53696105
I wouldnt long T, look in horror at the other companies they own

>>53696102
academia is where commie retards get a job and industry rejects go from what I've seen

>>53696070
ain't that the god damn truth

>>53696111
ZOOM OUT NIGGA THIS GREEN DICK BOUTTA FUCK YO BOBO ASS AND GIVE YOU PTSD ABOUT ALL THE BUCK BREAKING YO ANCESTORS WENT THROUGH NIGGA!!!!

>>53696118
Wait Detroit looks like that? I thought Detroit was supposed to be a shit hole. Are ((they)) just saying Detroit is a shit hole to keep people like me out?

>>53696106
>elliot wave international

I JUST SHORTED SOXL NASDAQ AND OIL . YEAH I INVERSED /SMG/ THATS HOW I MAKE MONEY

>>53694890
https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/here-jpmorgans-cpi-scenario-analysis-70-odds-cpi-will-push-sp-least-15-higher

jpmorgan says we'll get a boost tomorrow. are you guys betting the same?

>>53696106
> marked 2020 crash as a result of pivot
yep full of shit. Yet another "helpful" chart produced by your jewish friends from big money.

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>>53696105
No like KO, NEE, JNJ, CAT, O, HRL, ANBV, or ABT. Dividends rise every year without fail. Stock price rises to bring the lower the yield for new investors.

>closing at session high

I'm probably too short. Oh well. Maybe it works out. Only meaningful long I could find was nibbling on some GOOGL.

>>53696153
thought it would crab/go down but corrected and made some money. prowd of me

>>53696133
Some of their PHDs were crazy

>body positivity study (survey where you just rate how you feel about yourself)
>hunger games and its impact on women

Clown world...

>>53696137
SOXL / SOXS is ripe for swing trading

>>53696078
But AQB could provide us an unlimited, on-island supply of seabass!

>>53696106
it works a bit differently when inflation is this high.
If the fed gives up early, then inflation will accelerate, and stocks go up. higher prices = higher revenues. (stocks end up flat or negative in real terms but its still better than holding cash)
just as in 1975 they kept hiking, but they hiked slower than the inflation rate so line goes up.

I don't think that's what's happening today but it might be, seeing as the fed is all talk.

>>53696142
When it comes to money I want to be on the jews side

>female broker

>>53696059
I only like poland, the rest of eastern europe and the balkans suck in general
croatia is pretty nice as long as you stay in nature, I enjoyed plitvice and I don't remember the name but there was a nice walk through a canyon that ended on a beach full of black smooth pebbles and a super clear sea similar to the blue lagoon in malta

>>53696153
+0.79% and I got some divies
Max comfy

i have an uneasy feeling about tomorrow

>>53696176
wtf lol i don't know all my jaks by name but she looks like one of em

>>53696184
unrealized 1.4%.
picked up some pocket change to buffer if the numbers show funky tomorrow.

>>53696153
up 10 large

>>53696153
I was up, then down, then up again. And I'll probably be down in AH.

Thinking to goto COST and buy some king crab legs for vday methinks, kill two birds with one stone. Wife will think i'm going it for her but really its because I fucking hate those fuckers.

>>53696174
Jews are the only creatures in nature that have no sides at all. Hence their inability to stand side by side with other living things.
gif related is slowmo capture of a picture of a Jew

Why do Indian women trip over themselves so much trying to flirt with white men like me. It’s a bit sad. Indian new hire on my team knows I’m married

>>53696153
>XLB: 0.53%
>XLC: 1.46%
>XLE: -0.23%
>XLF: 1.1%
>XLI: 0.91%
>XLK: 1.75%
>XLP: 1.15%
>XLRE: 0.9%
>XLU: 0.59%
>XLV: 0.83%
>XLY: 1.47%

>Me: 0.49%
>YTD: 8.63%

Reminding all fatties to ask your doctor about WeGovy to keep pumping my NVO.

>>53696153
+.83% on the day
I purchased 3 puts of TQQQ @ $24 for Mar 17
how screwed am I?

This entire day was just one fat bull trap.

>>53696091
>Paying a dividend from profits you got taxed on, on which your shareholders will also be taxed, at a time not of your shareholders' choosing.

How do I profit off of this?

>>53696172
So in this case, we have a war that doesn't have the same level of control, and the US isn't #1 producer.
There were places talking about 10% holdings being sold on fire-sale in some cases last summer. Those lost expenses and the lost revenue are shaking through right now.
Plus whatever the fuck else manages to catch on fire this week.
This is a very tight rope. Thank goodness we have total information control systems to keep the normies talking about aliens.

>>53696214
She wants to be colonized. Indian women have a subconscious desire to be colonized by white european pheno-types.

i have an uneasy feeling about tomorrow

market is still running up after hours
RIP MY PUTS NIGGA

PLTR

>>53696153
>up $430
>down $650 tomorrow
It's what usually happens

what's for slop, goy?

>>53696240
find out who was supposed to receive all those railcars and sell them short?

I made chicken tacos
the heat is incredible
I regret

YA’LL NIGGAS DON’T UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF MANIFESTING!!! DAS RITE NIGGA I WAS MANIFESTING SOXL/SOXS SWINGS NIGGA!!! YA’LL NIGGAS WANNA PROFIT AND GET THEM LAMBOS, MANIFEST IT MY NIGGAS!!! DAS RITE!!!! BOTH MUMU AND BOBO ASSES GONNA BE EXPERIENCING PTSD FROM BUCK BREAKING MY NIGGAS FROM ME, YO MANIFESTAR!!!! WE GON BE BALLIN HARD AF MY NIGGAS!!!!!

SKYT +10% after hours. Earnings call at 4:30.

HOBBITS??

SKYT SHOT UP AFTER HOURS JUST LIKE I THOUGHT

>>53696178
>balkans suck in general
I will admit they are run by barely functioning retards but cost of living is low and people are fairly based. The corruption is open to all people and not the elites so that is nice as well. In the end you have more left over to invest. Which is helpful when you don’t want to stay forever.

total option death. liquidate filthy puts. crush implied volatility. slice premiums with theta decay. slam dunk calls into worthless expiration. toss 0DTEs into an active volcano. launch dirty contracts into OTM.

SKYT beat bros
We did it
We FUCKEN DID IT

>>53696103
Correct. Dividends are an important part of a stock's total return. They just don't, in general, matter when choosing how much capital to allocate to that stock (ignoring taxes, trading costs, etc.).

>>53696178
>blue lagoon in Malta
I got head there in public. Some people definitely saw. Interesting country

>>53696302
I shoulda bought more, I've been burned too many times in the last few weeks.

Why is QQQ going up? It's supposed to go down? How could this happen?

>>53696315
uhh.. that's two men

SKYT only lost 7 cents. Not bad.

>>53696302
>SKYT
Who?

>>53696153
Zero (0) trades today, 0.50% pump on my $JEPI bags. I drank coffee and watched Shakira dancing in music videos all day (She's so hot!) and took a couple calls for work. Easy, no regrets.

>>53696329
Estimate Eps -.11
Actual -.07

We’re going to be profitable soon

>>53696333
The most shilled stock in this general. If you don't own any, you're missing out.

So, if the CPI comes good tomorrow, there is no turning back is there... there will be a new giga bull run to new ATHs. Hell, most (not previously giga overvalued) stocks are already very close to ATHs. Bull bros, I feel it. We are all gonna make it brahs

>>53696326
a man can receive head from another man anon, nobody cares

>>53696109
If it's some kind of science-fiction house that periodically grows or manufactures extra market-ready doors and windows, yeah, you might want to sell those when you need cash.

bros there was literally no news today

>>53695798
Our current adversary (I’m assuming you mean China) is basically state mandating that power plants only use coal now. (Because coal is the only fossil fuel China can produce domestically.)
And China is also moving toward EVs at a lightning pace.
Euros are also moving away from oil at an accelerated pace.

Basically everyone is trying to get away from oil and turtle up their energy sectors to rely on sources other than Saudi cum.
It’s a security risk and the Russians showed exactly why.
If I were the Saudi’s I’d send a hitman after Putin because he basically accelerated oil abandonment by about 20 years with his little stunt.
Arabs will be broke bitches in about 10 years now as no one will want oil.

>>53696214
Is she from India? Maybe she is mimicking what she saw on western tv and doesn’t know any better.

>PLTR beat
>stock still can't hit double digits
if only they didn't just continuously dilute.

>>53696326
>>53696357

Oh Jesus fucking CHRIST now there's some Asian woman presenting a completely incomprehensible slide show that's made utterly useless by her thick accent. WHO GIVES THESE PEOPLE DEGREES

>>53696302
I wonder why AH trading paused at 12.56... I almost wonder if they hit a circuit breaker lol... can that happen after market close?

>>53695131
My palantir stocks just did a +13 pct. You're like a magician.

>>53696367
EVs are strangling themselves with resource shortages. Lithium, rare earths, and copper don't grow on trees.

>>53696367
Arabs will be extremely wealthy regardless because EV is more expensive than ICE even as just refueling.

>>53696246
It’s sad

>>53696405
>>53696405
>>53696405

>>53696362
Bad news = good news. Good news = good news. No news = good news.

>>53696386
>>53696372
I bought one strike at 7.5 this morning. I'm down to next to nothing in brokerage so I gotta play the El Cheap game. That and SKYT should hopefully push me back over 1k.

>broke ass nigga
>still happy no account reload necessary

>>53695739
Inflation is terrible.
For example a fuel price of $3.30 per gallon today is actually about $2.70 per gallon in 2016 money.
It’s funny when retards go “ayyy the gas is so expensive now” when they don’t realize it’s at near record lows in real terms, just inflated wildly.

>>53696360
i see my sarcasm has eluded you

>>53696456
You are mistaken.

>>53696315
I stayed there for half a year in the southeast of the main island
il-majjistral is so beautiful man
and I also really like the beach in the north of gozo

>>53696503
Why is skyt computer falling

>>53696546
what?

>>53696268
>$1000 spread to play
>sees it every day
>doesn't play it
what happens?

>>53696357
Baggie doxxing when?
I hate namefags so fuckin much

>>53695529
how much oil do i need to buy to get her?

>>53697112
more than you can afford

>>53696367
Chinese military doesn't run on coal.