/biz/ - Business & Finance

is MCD worth slopping?

>>53693369

>>53693381
Yes, the daily double is back

any pltr bros yoloing this earning? I wanna lose more money

How did the tens of thousands of pajeets at google get heemed by a chatbot scraper?

>up bigly day before cpi (that is going to be host according to nowcasting)
bearish

Also theres this cute quiet girl in my class, how do I hit on her without her immediately barriering me out (I know because I do the same thing to people who talk to me out of nowhere)

Just slurp le dipperino reddit, everything is fine, bad news are good news and good news are also good news xD

i would heem every options buyer in this thread

>>53693406
All they do is copy/paste code anyway

You fuckin weebs.

thoughts on betting on COCA COLA earnings?

What are some phylum slurs I can use against Ayylmaos? They must be in kingdom animalia but not in the same phylum. I want to be scientifically correct when I call them anything other than space niggers

>VIX up
>SPX up
bloodbath tomorrow or crab soup?

How do I profit from the Ohio environmental disaster taking place right now?
thank you. god bless
- Leonard

>>53693426
Who are you quoting?

I just bought some SKYT calls at $15, they showed up for .10 each but now they read .01. Huh.

>>53693400
I'm good, Alex.

this market is gay and boring

okay weird question for ya guys. I just entered a big OTM iron butterfly for a lot of credit, but also big max loss. webull was having issues calculating my buying power after, and after two calls to support, they did something and now I have my entire account plus all the credit I recieved as buying power. just playing with a 2k account, but now its showing 17k in option buying power. I basically just got a 15k 2-month loan. anyway, should I buy 0dte calls or puts?

>>53693441
It wasn't a quote. Greentext is for quoting.

>>53693442
You got bid/ask SPREADED. Thanks for playing.

>>53693427

>>53693442
>I just bought some SKYT calls at $15, they showed up for .10 each but now they read .01. Huh.
Lol.
Lmao. The ayylmaos got you, kiddo.

>>53693462
he got fucked in the ask

>>53693449
Buy 60 second till expiry puts.

Is the doom bull back?

anyone still holding VEON might want to sell today

>>53693442
>Didn't use limit order

Lol, lmao

>>53693477
>SPX to 6000
>Then to 3000
LFG

>>53693449
Do not use your buying power. Short options allow up to 5x leverage plus the credit you receive. Manage your position knowing that you could have a max loss to close your position

I’m not cut out for trading bros. I think I’m just gonna sell it all and delete my brokerages.

I'm the dividend king.

>>53693506
No gamble, no future.

>muh get rich slowly
Nigga have a wrinkly dick by then

>>53693506
you are better than this. It's a hard thing to do and you'll learn by trading/investing more. If you're scared of losing money, just set up a paper trading account frend

>>53693497
so theres nothing stopping me from selling a huge ITM credit spread and then using the credit to load up to the tits on calls?

SKYT bros how we feeling for earnings?

Low volume dip buying, what could go wrong

>>53693435

Anyone here watching SCI earnings call tomorrow after the close?

>>53693538
That's no longer a credit spread that's a ratio spread. Need to look at all your positions as a whole and calculate what happens when the stock makes a 3+ standard deviation move

is it pronounced 'skeet' or 'skite'

>>53693569
It's wild how this isn't bigger news.

buy VLON

>>53693535
This I’m gonna make it before I’m 40 otherwise what’s the point

>oil dumping
>natgas dumping
>coak dumping
Well that’s just great

>>53693584
Everyone knows about it, nobody cares because it's Ohio that's all.

Palantir earnings worth betting on?

>>53693584
The situation with the chinx is a little bigger. Like there's nothing in Ohio worth saving, but WWIII is definitely on the menu today. I bet pic related's boner is so hard right now it physically hurts.

>>53693627
How does a complete loss of all invested capital sound?

>>53693469
>>53693462
>>53693482
Lmao, I got played for $40 but they already jumped to .08.

What happened?

>>53693535
>>53693536
Feels like the market is detached from reality/any data. Not sure what I should even be learning. Don’t understand options and every stock I pick to try and swing just drops after I buy in.

Ww3 isnf happening doomer retards

>>53693638
The most sensible advice is: put 90% of your worth into an 80% stocks / 20% bonds portfolio, and gamble with the remaining 10%

so we're just not gonna talk about soxl?

My current plan is to buy SCHD every week. SCHD is my whole plan.

Lol natgas

> OIL

WTFWT

>>53693630
1% of the American population is enlisted in the military. 26% of age qualified people are too obese to serve. We aren't going to war with anyone.

Welcome to my Roth IRA holdings

>>53693654
we don't wanna jinx it

>>53693608
Oil is back to 80 already. It's not dumping

>>53693638
>Feels like the market is detached from reality/any data.
You're right, it's honestly more about people's reactions to the data than the numbers themselves. But you eventually learn.

>>53693627
how many shares is Karp selling this month, at least 1 million right?

>>53693630
Why do you hate China so much Baggie? Isn't that where your girl is from?

>the world isn’t ending? That’s bullish! Buy buy buy!

>>53693669
>shorting with your Roth IRA

watch tomorrow's 0.0000000000000000000000000000001% CPI increase annihilate mumus

>>53693579
What are you expecting? I thought SCI was dead money.

>oil and gas going to jupiter
>cpi is supposed to go down a lot
kekking

>>53693698
Priced in already.

>>53693706
Gas? Its dumping

>>53693717
gasoline

so we get no red candle today?
can't even get into one (1) fucking trade with this schizo market

>>53693708
>pricing in news before the news is released.
okay

mmmmmmm my lil TRKA be doing a lil sumsum

Should I learn how to make an AI trade stocks or should I just pour money into AIEQ

>>53693652
>20% bonds
Reminder that you should avoid treasuries this decade. Since COVID established the Fed precedent of backstopping corporates, you want those as the stability in your portfolio.

I mean, lol, look at the treasury's situation and extrapolate their bond behavior from here into a major crash/recession.

Milkies are good today.

i need to turn 5k into 10k eod
>hard mode, no options

>>53693729
That's just the way it is, asshole.

>>53693654
>soxl
I'm waiting for the impending doom, after SMIC told us to brace ourselves for this year. I'll long after the storm on semiconductors.

>>53693697
Money's money. You want your Roth to eat the hit on any short term capital gains plays anyway (although not having margin/needing to work around Good Faith Violations is a bit of a pain).

>>53693706
>inflation double top incoming
>we're living through the 70s
Well at least we can look forward to good music right?

>>53693756
So you want me to believe the market just moves on no news because its continuously pricing in the news that hasn't been released yet?

>>53693388
Checked and innovative

>Hyundai

>>53693722
*guzzoline

what stocks do i need for colombiana gf

>>53693766
>good music right?

>NIGGUH NIGGUH NIGGUH UH
>SMOKIN TREES
>SLAPPIN HOES
>THATS JUST HOW IT GOES
>UH YEAH YEAH
>*grabs dick*

How does that sound? PS, these lyrics have copyright protection.

>>53693766
>Well at least we can look forward to good music right?
This time it's different. The jews who are in control over the record labels won't publish anything unless it promotes race mixing or giving basketball americans free money for being black.

>>53693766
If you mean mumble rap about depression and Xanax, sure.

>>53693580
well i sold an ITM call credit spread for april, so basically i have until then to get the 16k. just need to flip it first in some 2dte calls

>>53693787

I need some bobo hopium

>>53693769
Yes the market is forward looking and its participants are trying to anticipate news before it happens. In this situation, most are expecting the CPI news to be bad so the market has already priced in bad CPI news, if it does come out as bad the dump will be minimal, if on the other hand CPI numbers come in better than expected it will pump bigly. Although with the government literally lying about CPI and revising the numbers after the fact, we might be entering a new paradigm in this regard.

>>53693753
And I need to knock up Elizabeth Debicki. We can't always get what we want.

>>53693786
GRBMF

>>53693815
Uhh CPI?? idk lmaoooo

>>53693766
There's no way we can top the music from the first go-around. I mean this may as well be an FOMC statement: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntPeHC8z1Og

YPF

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
WE ARE SO BACK!

>>53693816
They can lie all they want, but the fact remains most americans are completely out of money and unable to consume as much as they were able to before the scamdemic. They can only fudge the numbers for so long before XYZ corp is literally out of money and closing the doors for good.

>>53693836
>Prices rise 0.6% in a month
>Therefore share prices can rise 0.6% in a month
Bobo can never refute this.

If CPI comes in lower than expected I’m putting all into leveraged TSLA shorts

>>53693852
Son. You may be HOOKED

>>53693856
That's all we're doing is Enron 2.0, but on a governmental scale.

>>53693815
macdade indicator just went bearish on the SPY daily chart for the first time since early December. AAPL and QQQ not showing it yet, but NYA and IWM already got it last week

YOU'RE OUT OF TOUCH
I'M OUT OF TIME

Daily reminder the CPI literally doesn't matter. They have raised rates 100 times and it hasnt stopped this perma bull market yet. We already corrected, its over bobo.

>>53693861
>TFW my ape brain tricks me when I see nominal value go brr

I fucking KNEW Warner would pump off that new Harry Potter game
WHY didn’t I buy?!

I am going to create Stock Market Classic in which everyone must mail in their orders and everything is traded via paper. There will be no Jews, nor will there be any algos.

>>53693636
Go look up what the bid/ask spread is. That alone causes most options to be really bad trades.

If you could send one stock ticket to 0USD what would it be? No indexes or index ETFs.

>>53693888
Fear

>>53693892
Adobe. Fuck those guys.

What other semiconductor stock should I trade my MU for? I know, I am very late.

>>53693892
BlackRock.

>>53693697
Yea there isn’t anything abnormal about it.

Bow down before me, chuds.

>>53693889
MORTIMER, WE'RE BACK!

>>53693848
Is it finally done with its crabbing? It's been very disappointing for a trillion dollar company.l

>>53693889
Will those little ticker tape machines be allowed?

>>53693888
Warner has shills here
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/180520629/#180520629
all the potter spam(even before Ethridge legacy announcement) on /tv/ makes sense now

>>53693892
Microsoft

I wish I could send them to somewhere a lot worse than 0USD.

>>53693909
Everytime I've seen that image since last night I've gotten a chuckle. YPF will soon swallow the entire Argentine economy and after that.. THE WORLD

>>53693909
oil tends to get ass fucked during recessions because nobody uses the stuff so the price decreases as a function of the increased supply and lowered demand.

>>53693923
Just imagine. One random fucking shale play turns Argentina into the next Qatar.

>>53693908
>Blows it all on WKHS calls

>>53693539
Hoping they beat.

>>53693933
Depends on the recession. However Chinese demand picking up by a couple mbpd and Russian supply dropping by 0.5mbpd or more means we need a fairly major one just to break even and keep prices flat.

>>53693728
wait until power lunch or last hour of trading
this is the pump before the dump tmr
squeeze out the calls

>>53693888
OOHHHH INVEST IN HEKKING POTTERINO
OHH

I unironically should stop trading. If things keep going like this I might as well die before I turn 30. My heart can't handle this shit fr fr no cap.

>>53693956
potter is the last great work of western culture
rowling is based

Get your SHIT together, agriculture.

>>53693921
>Warner shills
Imagine being the one guy who's job it is to shill Hogwarts on a mongolian anime basket weaving forum every day just to get called faggot and nigger for the 999tymillionth time that hour every hour. I suspect the pay is decent but the turnover rate would be quite high

>>53693848
I prefer VIST. Same shit but without the risk of government cucking you, or the legacy of corruption/lawsuits. Much better management.
I've been holding it for over a year now.

bobo bros what is happening, it was supposed to crash...

>>53693970
dying around 30 is as nature intended, you're not supposed to linger around into old age being miserable and incapable of doing basic actions; in better, simpler times you'd have already raised young to the point of independence and would be preparing to die

>>53693980
Jeets have no self awareness and unironically think scamming and shilling are legitimate business jobs and that they have respectable careers.

>>53693990
2 more weeks

>>53693990
DAN said 2/15.

>OJ niggers die
>Lean hogs begin returning to their fair value
Coincidence?

>>53694000
Checked, also the OJ-Hog cycle is the only real economiccycle there is

>>53693999
nice script baggot

>>53693989
I like VIST it's just hard to get a good risk/reward entry for a new participant since the chart is so choppy. At any rate I think we'll both do alright

Is this just dip buying or is there some news I'm not aware of? I was expecting a sell off or crab today leading into CPI

>>53694014

Priced in!

>>53694025
Yeah, I'm sure they'll probably both continue to be winners. Too many people sleep on Argentina.

I have multiple sources that are telling me we are going to stage one of them false flags to get us into a war with the Chinese within the next two days.

>>53694055
based

what are the financial implications of JPMorgan buying two (2) shares in a penny stock i own?

when i get my hands on the crab running the market i'm going to rip his arms off... just DO something man

>>53694053
Your face is priced in

>>53694063
Terrifying, as that man has been dead for over a century.

>>53694066

>>53694063
JP & Morgan both bought a single share of your stock? That's pretty cool dude.

>>53694066

>>53694085
yes, i wish them both well in their investment each of 57 cents

>>53693431
Fuck I need to print this out and read it every day as motivation

I sell lots of consoooooomer goods online, and I've noticed that pretty much all my customers have Hispanic names. The image around here is that funkopop consoooooomers are white soibois, but it's wrong from my anecdotal evidence.

>>53694066
kek

UH WHY LINE GO DOWN??????????????????????????

>>53694125

That's what my racist podcasts has been saying for 50 years. Do latinos also buy "funkopops"?

Damn bears must really be roping themselves after the last three months huh

>>53694129
>Has science gone too far?

>>53694125
when it comes to mass consumerism it's absolutely hispanics; they're also the largest fans of pop culture, they fucking love anime like crazy

>>53694139
More time to put money in before tomorrow isn’t a bad thing.

>>53694129
which AI?

>ooooh a red candle, must slurp

>>53694156
Lol yeah as if the data is going to suddenly reverse and bears won't get totally rekt

Lmao

>>53693819
>Debicki
based. she looks regal

>>53694162
BUY BUY BUY

"Consensus analyst forecasts suggest overall inflation will spike to 0.5% in January, from 0.1% in December"
What does this mean for us exactly?

My DOLE is doing a little something

You should buy puts Bobo

It's all fake and gay and manipulated and CPI will surely come in hot, eggs are up a billion percent!!

Gamble your life's savings on puts

Lumber is crashing again. I hope you all know what this means.

>>53694198
Cheap housing?

>>53694129
is this real!?

>>53694198
Bullish

Boboids the CPI forest is 0.5% MoM, which means 0.5% is priced in. The market is still permabullish despite your doomer schizo posting about the next CPI causing the crash. You bobo fags have no bearish thesis left, just swap to team bullchad and buy TQQQ already.

>>53694198
More woods for the hidden tigers?

>>53694208
I have no clue, honestly. Was hoping someone else could tell me.

up $8k today, and just bought the meat about to expire at half price at the grocery store. feels good to win everywhere i go.

Fellas what is today's pump based on?

>>53694189
It means 0.5% is priced in, even if bobo gets his best case scenario of 0.6% we might dip slightly before recovering to green by close. Basically go long now because 0.5% monthly inflation means stocks should appreciate at least 0.5% with everything else.

>>53694198
The forest... will be quiet...

>>53693892
Carvana. They're going to 0 anyway, but the sooner I can take profit the better.

>>53694225
Based

>>53694232
pump? im all red
i dont know what could possibly be pumping right now

>>53694232
panic buying

>>53693892
TSM. Fuck SOXL shills

>>53694235
>going long right before The USofA launches multiple thermonuclear weapon attacks upon the mainland china for impeding upon our national sovereignty and threatening our democracy.
ishygddt

>>53693892
Blackrock

>>53694259
wtf the US of Gay is actually based?

>>53694225
Check mortgage rates, the ticker ITB, and the recent batches of housing data (starts, permits, existing home sales, etc). The answer's really quite obvious.

>>53694232
A call was made.

>>53693892
INTEL
NETFLIX
DISNEY

>>53694257
well I'm probably going to put a fat stack on SQQQ and ride it into CPI then. Dog bless

>>53694224
i just saw fat pork butts for $1.29 a pound. what inflation?

omggg i'm gonnna... pump

>>53694259
The US is shooting down their own balloons so they can cry to congress to raise the debt ceiling and for a larger military budget.

>>53694296
This is unironically probably what's happening

>>53694290
>fat pork butts

>>53694296
why should we give them more money if they're just going to waste it on blowing up their own equipment?

Hello,
Can next thread be Ayy lmao edition?
Thank you

>>53694235
>0.5% monthly inflation means stocks should appreciate at least 0.5% with everything else.
This is the average mumu thesis pumping the markets now

Been looking at Canon Inc. (CAJ) lately.
Is NIL a meme versus EUV? Any anons with some knowledge on this? The company has good financials, at least.

>>53694323
We can't just the -1.2% annualized talking point anymore, so we simply pivot to this. As a bullchad we are always bullish and simply look for evidence to justify our bullishness.

>>53694317
Well we've got about 100 posts and you can bake.

>>53693836
why do gamblers care so much about that? all the popular us stock value is based on investors putting money in and have nothing to do with the underlying economy or even the companys performance. they all are just events people use as gamble action triggers

>>53694343
I hate woman so much

>>53694343
I love women so much

I'm just going to do a montly saving in index shorts, sooner or later it will pop

PSTV
PSTV
PSTV

>>53694343
I hate extraterrestrial so much

>>53694354
>>53694356
duality of man

>>53694356
Ayymen to that.
>First you love women
>Then you hate women
>Then you love women

>>53694354
Why? Are you gay?
They smell nice and have comfy cock sleeves between their legs. And my woman even cocks and cleans the house.
I see them as a gift from god. Makes my life so much nicer and comfier.

>>53694383
>and my woman even cocks
anon i....

>>53694383
based. are you long or short for tomorrow?

>>53694383
>>53694391

>>53694383
>my woman even cocks
Uh...

These schizo markets are going to turn me into the Joker.

>>53694235
Thanks. I had gotten a few puts on roblox with an upcoming earning call on the way but even if it tanks it seems like cpi data might offset that.
I'll wait for next week.

>>53694391
>>53694403
Fuck i mean cook.

>>53694383
Maybe that anon is a woman, it's widely known that women hate each other.

cool crab today

WOGI bros...

>>53694383
>Why? Are you gay?
look at this monkey dance and then this wojak onions mouth agape at the end wants me to punch her in the face

This feels like a very good entry point into shorting QQQ. Thoughts? I'm about to put 20% of my portfolio into SQQQ

They keep teasing with those little red candles that gets slurped instantly

/smg/ is insanely dead today

>>53694455
Tomorrow the blood fountain

>>53694451
she can slurp my little red candle

SOXL NIGGAS WE ALL GONNA MAKE IT MY NIGGAS BELIEVE IN THE GREEN LIGHT MY NIGGAS!!!! YA’LL SOXS NIGGAS SHOULD DUMP YO BAGS ASAP, IT AIN’T GOING UP, IT’LL BE AT $3 END OF MONTH BELIEVE ME, YOU NIGGAS ARE BAGHOLDING AT THE WRONG STOCK!!! JUST CUT YO LOSSES NOW AND BE OVER WITH IT MY NIGGAS. GET IN WITH THE PROGRAM AND BET ON THE BULL SIDE MY NIGGAS!!!! THERE AIN’T NO REASON IN HELL WHY YA’LL SHOULDN’T BE PUTTIN YO WHOLE NETWORTH AND THEN SOME FOR THIS TRADE MY NIGGAS!!! TAKE OUT STUDENT LOANS, TAKE OUT ANOTHER MORTGAGE, TAKE OUT YO GRAMAMA’S TRUST FUNDS AND PUT IT ALL ON SOXL MY NIGGAS!!! WE BALLIN HARD LIKE WE JUST WON AT ALL THE CASINOS IN VEGAS WITH THIS BET MY NIGGAS!!! GET THE FUCK IN HERE!!!!!! NIGGAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>53694451
>no gloves
>handling food
that's very unsanitary and a health code violation. i would not invest in that company.

>>53694472
I don't understand, please be more specific

>>53694448
What if they pump it and wait until Friday to dump just to fuck over everyone betting on CPI and AI?

kill bobos
rape and kill bobos
roundhouse kick bobos into the concrete
rally bobos positions into margin calls
behead filthy bobos
defecate into bobos food
launch bobo into the sun
stir-fry bobos in a walk
exercise bobos otm options contracts
toss bobos into active volcanoes
urinate into a bobos gas tank
you throw bobos into a market maker
twist bobos head off
report bobos to the IRS
karate chop bobos in half
gap up past bobos stops

>>53693933
sounds like a great buy opportunity. oil will be in demand as long as the current society exists

>>53694455
I'm trying to restrain my shitposting.

>>53694481
>very unsanitary
Its a roach coach, they dont have standards

>>53694502
what is this thing?

>>53694343
Get this alien off my general

>>53694502
>>53694508
i for one welcome our new ayy overlords

>>53694481
There's a glove on his left hand

"After defecating, the anus must be washed with water using the left hand, or if water is unavailable, with an odd number of smooth stones or pebbles called jamrah or hijaarah (Sahih Al-Bukhari 161, Book 4, Hadith 27)."

Excited for SKYT's earnings, can hardly wait till end of the day

>>53694508
The latest in human-xeno hybridization.

>>53694475
Best poster in these threads desu

>>53694455
everybody called in sick because they drank too much last night

Short weed companies but smoke weed yourself.

I got a twelve pack of that gorilla. That shit you can only find walking along the hajeesh transport paths in Azerbaijan. I'm smoking on Bhutanese garden grown dark evil pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 dragons. Shit so purple it should be asking me "Where's Ronald". Nigga. This shit will turn your pacemaker off. Nuclear levels of sour. Lung-slaughtering, necromancer kush. Shit got diamonds on it so you know that THC to CBD ratio is fuckin swag nigga. A whiff of this shit. Yea this that nefarious sorcerer moon grass. This shit straight out of Caelid. This shit is what shot Tupac. Rip my nigga for real dawg. Peace

>>53694343
God she's so hot. Imagine her stepping on your face.

>>53694524
too many words for something that can be put far more succinctly

>>53694526
I have 2 employees off today because of Valentine's day shit. I'm going to punish them accordingly later this week.

>>53694526
I literally did this
Just told boss I’m taking a half day / starting work at 2ish so I can smoke weed and drink Gatorade + fruit smoothies until I’m not nauseous

>>53694532
i was imagining putting my penis in her holes, if you get my drift

>>53694534
That’s the best part though

>>53693584
Be honest, when's the last time you thought of Ohio in a positive light?

>>53694539
you and miko doing anything special tomorrow?

>>53694517
Gonna be one hell of a ride

Robots will be a ten trillion dollar industry in 10 years.

>>53694508
The final boss of Dark Souls 2.
>The Twin Princes of Bogdanoff left nine daughters.
>They are fragments of the twins' souls that have coalesced and taken on new forms.
>Each represents a fragment of the twins' desire to profit and corrupt.

>>53694545
Different strokes fren

>>53694557
Yes I have a whole day planned out. Her being 2d makes things very convenient

>>53694520
She's just genuinely not that good looking. Aside from looking like a bug, she has that completely empty look in her eyes like all "hot" women because they literally will never have to think an interesting thought ever

>>53694571
t. Schopenhauer

>>53694553
maybe half of everyone in /smg/ was killed in the explosion and we just didn't realize that many smgiggers were from ohio?

>>53693800
I unironically like the stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2A5e-RYLRYI

>>53694561
I love that get that reference perfectly

>>53694571
Imagine how much satanic shit she had to do to get this famous. Even if you're good looking you have to be sexually assaulted by a slew Hollywood Jews. She probably had to sacrifice her entire family and future family just to get into movies.

BOIL barons...

>>53694520
>>53694571
She looks like someone took Jessica Simpsons face, stretched it, spaced the eyes out like a flounder, and then put it on a woman with a 50% smaller head.

>>53694562
Not impossible

>>53694491
Extremely based

>>53694588
>Hip hop hit its "I'm just a kid; life is a nightmare" phase
Grim.

I don't think imma make it bros, go on without me...

>>53694577
I remember her cousin from the original KOTOR.

>>53694620
based rakat---- wait it's baggie, not so fast

Sell $6 puts 3/3 on BOIL
Buy $12 puts 3/31 on CCL
Buy $13 puts 5/19 on SOXL
Buy YANG shares

Those were my moves today. You always call me a nigger. You hate making money.

>>53694632
wtf am I looking at

>all this womenposting in /smg/
god I feel so alone

>>53694562
My dad got a PhD in robotics and he was always like “I studied robotics way too early, software needs to get better before robotics matters”

Specifically it looks like machine learning and AI is going to help robotics actually matter in some time and have commercial use cases

>>53694620
She was in men and black as well.

Remember how excited bobos were last week due to 1% drop while citing Morgan Stanley bearish comments as a proof?
How many times do you need to get fucked before you realise that big money will never share winning strategies with you?
Please stop embarrassing yourselves bobos..

>>53694553
i'm sure i bought something nice from there once??

>No Splice jokes
Y'all are slippin.

>>53694644
Mushrooms in a coffee filter soaking in lemon juice and water in a cluttered apartment of my ex who liked hekkin Disney stuff and had a princess complex

>>53694655
AI is going to shorten our life span dramatically. Nobody is going to have to lift a finger for anything in the future. It will just be everyone eating McDonald's dropped off by drones as they're hooked up to their VR AI assisted dream reality 24/7

>>53694553
Oh, I remember: my Vitamix blender was made there.

>Seth Rogen investing in magic mushrooms
Bearish
>>53694679
Betty Gilpin is my Splice gf.

>>53693381
The McDouble for 1.99 is literally the best deal in fast food so yes

WHITE HOUSE'S KIRBY: AMERICAN PEOPLE DO NOT NEED TO WORRY ABOUT ALIENS WITH RESPECT TO THESE CRAFT

>>53694691
don't forget the suck and fuck machines

>>53694595
Stop weighing down the rest of the energy sector, faggots.

>>53694553
There’s a hedge fund manager I know from Toledo who is pretty awesome. He’s shorting SAVA, VERU, and a bunch of other dogshit biotechs that I am

He’s also shorting other meme stock crap and regularly engaged with baggies on Twitter

He’s from Ohio , his office is in Toledo. He also goes to farmers markets in Ohio and posts awesome local produce

You know, if I was a richfag , and I hope to to be, I’d be shopping at farmers markets a lot. They seem pretty awesome


Sadly all of the food is those Ohio farmers markets will be poisoned by now and all of them will die from eating the locally grown food.

>>53694709
>RESPECT TO THESE CRAFT
HOLY SHIT GUYS WE HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT ALIENS! LETS START WITH THE ILLEGALS THEN WE CAN WORRY ABOUT THE EXTRATERRESTRIALS.

>>53694682
Lol wtf

What options trades should I make to profit from people realizing Childhood's End was a prophecy and not science fiction?

>>53694709
kind of sounds like... if you show them the proper respect, you have nothing to worry about

Alright, Ayy lmao guy, time to bake. Your time to shine.

>>53694682
What is wrong with women who like Disney stuff?
I like Disney stuff too lol. Pooh bear is cute, and Ratatouille was an iconic movie.

>>53694811
Obsession with Disney is a red flag. Make or female.

>>53694767

Its my 3rd year trading and usually my wash trade disallowed is a tiny amount but this year must have slipped and it’s 100k

The gains/loss look fine but not sure whats going to happen with that.

Does that 100k count as income? I think im still holding the stock i bought at the time so maybe its something that gets resolved in the long run?

>>53694577

>>53694707
>>53694767
Mushrooms are based but I would never invest in them. Large scale operations would produce them for less than $100 a pound probably

>>53694818
That’s new to me. My fiancé and I are trying to move to the new Disney neighborhood called “Storyliving”

>>53694818
furry culture could not exist without Disney

>>53694848
Mushrooms is too big brain for normies anyway. It would never go mainstream like alcohol or weed.

new
>>53694890
>>53694890
>>53694890

I can't remember who said it but adults gravitating towards franchises originally intended for children tends to correlate with a broader acceptance of fascist ideals.

>>53694909
Intuitively that makes sense, because those are the types of people that need strong authority figures to think for them

>>53694879
Tells me everything I need to know about you guys.