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I unironically need to turn $1000 into $10000 by April or the bank will foreclose on my house.

What’s the safest way to achieve this? Please help me I have a wife and kids.

>> No.53692699

>>53692686
I see a pattern there! Must be a male!

>> No.53692706 [DELETED] 

>>53692686
Post your eth address

>> No.53692731

How can I get a wife who would age as gracefully?

>> No.53692774 [DELETED] 
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>>53692686
all your babes belong to us

>> No.53692802 [DELETED] 

>>53692706
0x302423236b37654e3aa5b9c96f8c33f5cccf312c

>> No.53692805

>>53692686
Work an oilfield job, spend the 1k on safety certificates and travel to site. Hard labour for 10-20k a month guaranteed. I do not recommend being a roughneck full-time, grab the bag you need and get out.

>> No.53692821

>>53692802
this is a known jeet scammer address lmfao, hope nobody sends shit there frfr

>> No.53692823

>>53692774
>he thinks women want to shit out a brown turd of a child

>> No.53692838

>>53692823
cope mayochud

>> No.53692841

>>53692686
Buy guns worth 1k
Open season the Jewish agents

>> No.53693057

>>53692838
it brings me great joy knowing how you'll never experience living at the tip of humanity.
i can't imagine spending my one life as a half-evolved lifeform with constant resentment knowing i'll never be able to create a pure white life of my own.

>> No.53693073
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>>53692686
why are all blondes butterfaces?

>> No.53693107

>>53692731
>get
You improve her health and yours together. Simple as.

>> No.53693115

>>53692686
I turned $1000 into $4000 in about a month and a half of leverage trading, then lost it all. give it a shot.

>> No.53693158
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>>53692686
There is NO safe way to turn $1000 into $10000 in such a short timespan, you'll have to take considerable risks. No choice OP.

Join the following crypto groups on telegram:
ChadTraders
CryptoClownClub
PhoenixHoldings
MultichainChadsCommunity
MultiChainApes

In each group try to see which tweets they repost, who they follow, etc. Ask for help, be humble and you'll slowly start to pick up on what works when it comes to following/catching trends and narratives early. Good luck OP

>> No.53693383

>>53692686
I recommend > >R E S E A R C H I N G< < tomorrow's (Feb 14th) adoption of Railgun into Arbitrum.
Camelot (also adopted into Arbitrum recently) really spiked since a week or two, but its base price was higher than Railgun's.
Camelot is more of a supporting Dex for Arbitrum. Railgun focuses on making things very private. If it works as intended (and likely in tandem with Camelot) I could see it hitting $2000, but I doubt it will hit Camelot's $3000.
Other Arbitrum stuff that might catch the momentum of those two forces combined are: PlutusDAO (PLS), rdnt, ZYB, dbl, HAMI (some of these much cheaper than Railgun).
>arbitrum shill
Sorry, don't mean it that way. I just see a bunch of potential momentum at the moment. I know there are no guarantees.
>non-arbitrum
BYP, BPL, EGLD, CORGIB, RIDE, suteku, METO, credit.
>Ethereum Denver on Feb 24th
It's possible that AAVE and ROSE could get a nice pump if hype is generated by this event. Possible, but not guaranteed.
Anyway, I wanted to give a range of price options cause I don't know if you only have $1000 to use or are possibly willing to use more depending on whether the RESEARCH convinces you something could see a nice pump.
>"Pray constantly." --1 Thessalonians 5:17
Do your best and let God do the rest.

>> No.53693390

Thats my fetish.

>> No.53693429

>>53692686
I'm pretty sure you unironically could just work 40 hour weeks at a minimum wage job and make that money anon

>> No.53693514

>level finance
>short bnb with busd 30x
you're welcome fag

>> No.53693574

>>53693073
Calling Kopf a butterface…

>> No.53693666

noiseGPT you retard. It's an actual project and not a shitcoin casino. The voice AI bot just came out and our first mainstream article was written about it an hour ago. https://uk.finance.yahoo.com/news/noisegpt-ai-app-text-celebrity-voices-deepfake-chaos-163716268.html

>> No.53693749
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I have this that girl's poop hole.

>> No.53693761

>>53693749
*seen

>> No.53693794

>>53692686
>spend that 1000 to buy a hotel in a major city near you.
>if your wife is white, hot, and you rented out in a financial district, you can charge $1000/hr for sex
>do this 10 times, easiest 10k you made.
>only risk is robbery and non-payment
>which is where you come in to provide safety and use the remaining funds to buy a gun
>non-payment can be solved with a 10% deposit for your time and cash held in an envelope that gets counted.

also forgot you'll need a alt. phone number which you can use google voice for.

whoring out your wife is of higher EV than gambling on crypto/stocks given the uncertainty in macro conditions. At least you know the risks, costs, and upside in the former.

>> No.53693837

>>53692823
also, wtf got removed?
>>53693429
>just work 40 hour weeks at a minimum wage job
guy has a wife and kids, and probably has no time for that. only option is to whore his wife out if he wants to achieve 10k in such a small timeframe with little risk desu.
hell, he could no joke charge 10k straight up if he allows for bare sex if he's in the right location, with a hot white wife, and get it over with in one shot.

>> No.53694094

>>53693749
where?

>> No.53695352

>>53692686
>1000 to 10000
You are late by 2 years.

>> No.53695403

>>53692686
>unironically need to turn $1000 into $10000 by April
Start sucking dicks.
Joking aside, nothing will do that unless you can buy and sell drugs.

>> No.53695414

>>53692823
>>he thinks women want to shit out a brown turd of a child
Most the white women in my area are dating non whites.
No one likes white people, the fact you keep typing "brown" tells me maybe you're upset about a brown dude at work.

>> No.53695425

never thought i'd say this but long live the red rabbit revolution

>> No.53695428

>>53692805
Such bullshit if you can make 200k doing this everyone would

>> No.53695432
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>>53693057
>constant resentment
Projection, fat boy.
Lose weight, fat boy.
I've fucked dozen of white girls while living in Canada and the US.
go ahead, reply with seethe and cope.

>> No.53695442
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>>53693057
>experience living at the tip of humanity.
You sit on your ass all day and play video games while scrolling this shit hole all day.
If anything you're a bigger loser than everyone else.
Go ahead fag, type seethe and cope again.

>> No.53695457

>>53693837
Better yet! Just leave his dumb ass and get with a dude who has more money than him.

Patrick Mahomes Net Worth 2023
The net worth of 27-year-old Patrick Mahomes is Approximately $40 million. He also has a share in the Kansas City Royals baseball franchise, which is valued at great amount, making Patrick the sport’s youngest team owner in history.

What's it like knowing niggers and spics make more money than most white dudes in the US?

>> No.53695558

>>53692686
No financial advice but maybe you could get lucky that a coin like NEXA does 10x short term while you're in or you could get lucky by leverage trading commodities, indices or forex by an broker (maybe by copy-trading or so).
Or ask some relatives.
Good luck

>> No.53695585

>>53695428
Everyone would have 500k by 45 if they invested 500 every month since 18, but they don't. Fucking moronic statement. >It's so easy everyone would do it
You do it and see how easy it is. His is hard labor so no, not everyone would obviously do it. Saving 500 a month is, if you're financially literate, but you see how many people buy new cars when they can't afford it, pay rent that they can't afford, eat out when they can't afford it. It's so easy so fucking do it. Pussy. Your dumbass has obviously never done hardlabor to say if it's so easy

>> No.53695600

>>53692686
Yer fucked buddy

>> No.53695602
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>>53695457
This.
Blacc men dominate white women and are now dominating business and entertainment. It’s literally fucking over for all of us, my fellow white men.

>> No.53695623

>>53695602
as a fellow white male i want to spread my anus and welcome their black seed

>> No.53695711

>>53695585
What's so hard about it? I worked construction in Florida in the sun over summers and nothing about it was "hard." It just sucked. Performing brain surgery is hard. Operating machinery that is designed for 80 IQ retards isn't hard.

I never understood why people who have shitty jobs are so proud. I also worked in a butcher shop and I could never understand the wagies who would get excited about working extra hard around the holidays and talking about how much money they were making for the store.

>> No.53695752

>>53695457
>What's it like knowing niggers and spics make more money than most white dudes in the US?
That's just quite literally unironically factually objectively not true though

>> No.53695767

>>53693073
>why are all blondes butterfaces?
I don't think you're using "butterface" correctly.
Perhaps you don't know what it means.
That or you've got a thing for strange-looking stocky troll-shaped women with huge mooseknuckles.

>> No.53695790
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53695790

>>53694094
Corinna Kopf
She has an OnlyFans

>> No.53695841

>>53695790
i wont pay
i'll NEVER pay full price
for used goods

>> No.53695871

>>53695432
>>53695442
I'm not white but he made you mald like crazy
he made you seethe so bad you replied twice lmao

>> No.53695883

>>53695841
no need to pay for shit just find a torrent

>> No.53695946
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>>53695442
>5pbtid of bitching and moaning about white people, all within 2 minutes
Lmao. You will never be white and I know it's distressing, pooskin.

>> No.53695956

>>53693073
she's not even a real blond, I hate fake blondes so much
>post was made by brunette gang

>> No.53696198

>>53695414
your fetish has little to do with reality

>> No.53696227

>>53692686
look up the grand martingale strategy. I’ve modeled it and it had a fairly high chance of success over a short period of time. I’ve turned 1k into more than 10k in my models. Over the long term you will lose so don’t get greedy, just cash out when you hit your goal.

>> No.53696288

>>53695841
I didn't say you have to pay for this whore, just google "Corinna Kopf asshole" or find one of those website with OnlyFans leaks.

>> No.53696562

>>53693073
ugly women often dye their hair blonde as a a form of cope. It rarely works out

>> No.53696571

>>53696562
you can always tell by their nasty brown caterpillar eyebrows. you will not replace us

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>>53692686
Lord have mercy that is the biggest, fattest moose knuckle I ever did see

>> No.53696758

>>53692686
ORE is getting listed on MEXC soon. Do with this info what you want.

>> No.53697056

>>53695457
>>53695442
>>53695432
That is one seething subhuman
Even the ID is brown lmao