/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53691468
Give the keys to an african american.

Pour cement in the sink

Why would you rent lmao, are you poor?

>>53691705
retard post, you should absolutely rent in your 20s if you don't have kids. anchoring yourself to the same place during the absolute prime of your life is a great way to cuck your ability to have interesting life experiences

>>53691705
Fuck off, some people actually have to work their way up. You can't relate, obviously.

>>53691730
>If you buy a house you are stuck there forever and you won't be able to do fun things

>>53691468
Get a plastic container that can hold and 2lbs of ground beef. Take off anything that identifies where it came from and the date of purchase
Don't take the beef out of the package
Put the beef in the container and fill it the rest of the container with water.
Put it in the freezer
Once solid, put in a vent somewhere after your inspection is done. Make sure you have that paperwork saying the landlord inspected the place and you're good to go.
In about 2 weeks the entire place will smell like death
Will take forever to locate the source, and for an added bonus he might have gotten new tenants in the time you were gone and they're complaining nonstop
Landlord can't do shit to you because you have paperwork ("How do we know he didn't do this himself?")
Will cost him thousands to get the maggots and flies out of the vents, let alone the smell

>>53691730
>MUH INTERESTING EXPERIENCES
>MY INTERESTS INCLUDE WINE AND TRAVEL
>MUST LIKE DOGS
>CONSERVATIVES SWIPE LEFT

>>53691730
Based

cracked eggs inside appliances or vent

>>53691784
>>53691767
>interpreting what i said in the gayest normie way
thanks for volunteering the fact that you have zero imagination and are boring losers.
if you have a house in one area then yes you cannot feasibly live in another country/state for an extended period of time. if you have absolutely no desire to do this then you are probably just a really boring person. it is fun to occasionally move to new places, even just places within the same area. if you want to live in the same place you lived in when you were 23 by the time you turn 35 you are probably retarded

>>53691468
red loctite on the water main shutoff valve. if you have central AC, hotwire the thermostat and bounce it on/off for a few minutes until the inrush current melts down the motor windings. invasive species seeds (pic related) on the common areas. hot sulfuric acid (be very careful) will fuck up PVC pipes.

>>53691824
you cant rent out that house? fascinating stuff

just leave bed bugs and cockroaches behind the furnitures few minutes before you leave the keys to the owner

>>53691824
Lmao you are the boring normie for thinking a dopamine hit from moving is exciting. Owning a home doesn't prevent you from any of the things you posted.

>>53691730
Can I downvote for faggotry here?

>>53691824
If you own a home you can't go on vacation? You can't visit other places? How fucking poor are you? You one of those homeless van people?

>>53691869
and do what, also buy a house in the new place you want to live in temporarily? this is retarded man just admit it
>>53691890
>>53691906
>get a load of this normie, he likes Dopamine!!!! Cringe!!!
>my idea of having fun is sitting at the computer for 12 hours a day and if it was anything else than that i'd be too embarrassed to admit it on a mongolian basketweaving messageboard where being the biggest schizo makes me look cool to the other schizos
ok retards

>>53691946
why would you need to buy a house in the new place? what the fuck

>>53691926
cope/illiterate, i specifically said Live in another place
also imagine being okay with having others live in the house you own and plan to return to and live in again, for months at a time. ngmi

>>53691963
Biz has poster IDs, so pay attention to who you're replying to.
>I specifically said Live in another place
Hey you park your van wherever you like, homie.

>>53691962
..in order not to rent, you retard. isn't that their whole point?? not wanting to rent..

>>53691963
but living in places exponentially more people lived in is alright? are you mentally retarded?

>>53691979
The best part of all this is renting is more expensive than owning right now.
I'm 100% convinced this faggot lives in a car and watches van life youtube while jerking off.

>>53691986
whatever damage they did to that property isn't yours to maintain/repair.. have you guys literally never thought about this stuff before? kek

>>53691979
no you absolute fucktard mongoloid, their point is that its retarded not owning your home which then negates the rent in case you want to travel elsewhere. even if its not bought outright it pays itself off in the end. jesus christ what am I doing here

>>53691999
>The best part of all this is renting is more expensive than owning right now.
cope + you know it's not true. owning is only financially more lucrative if you intend to live in the same place for at least like a decade
>I'm 100% convinced this faggot lives in a car and watches van life youtube while jerking off.
also cope + you know it's not true

>>53692032
So do you rent your van too? Do vans have landlords?

>>53692027
>it's an investment bro!!! my home is an asset! yes i'll let smelly people live in it while i'm gone and repair everything they broke when i return, why do you ask?
k e k, keep coping

>>53691824
You sound like a typical person who thinks travelling is a personality, by the way it's better to actually go travelling rather than moving to live in another country for the sake of it. You can rent out your house at home for a year if you really want even. Better to have your stuff to come back to and a home life base, probably you have issues making friends and or have a load of hang ups and rather than actually dealing with any of that you keep moving because you quickly get bored in a new area and blame the locals, but really the common denominator is you.. loads of people travel and just stick to their little group and never challenge any of their ideas or assumptions about anything, whereas I dont travel much, I live in a city with a constant stream of foreigners coming in here anyway if I want to meet other nationalities, and I dont get bored because I'm always challenging myself and learning and growing as a person.. also I appreciate my home life and my roots and am trying to get over myself and past hangups and make more friends in my local town and not just rely on commuting 30 minutes into the city to meet people. I'd suggest looking up Adam lane Smith on youtube and looking into your attachment issues. That being said I'd still like to go live in other countries for a time here and there but I'm in no big rush/dont feel some overwhelming anx to get out. I live near Dublin ireland by the way, lots to do and loads festivals in the summer and the uk and continental europe is on my doorstep anyway can just go inter railing for the summer instead of uprooting my whole life.

>>53692012
not my problem that youre surrounded by melanine enriched individuals you poor piece of shit. ive rented out several apartments and never had that problem

>>53691468
Why are american millennials and zoomers so irrationally hateful towards landlords? This whole sentiment seems incredibly strange to me. I mean, would you rather be homeless or something? I really don't get it. You are the one who is in need of a living space, yet you hate the people who provide one for you because...?

>>53691705
>you must pay a jewish broker 8% every time you want to move in closing fees and land tax

>>53691468
How about not being a cunt?


Sage

>>53692045
>Do vans have landlords?
Yes, the finance company.

>>53692065
Socialist brainwashing in schools. Muh profit = bad.

Salmon in the floorboards

>>53692065
Because they're hoarding a basic human need and upcharging for it. Usual landlord hate starts with.
>Bank says I can't afford $1200/month mortgage
>I pay $1500/month rent

>>53692045
No, vans don't have landlords. People can either buy a van or rent one from a rental company. If someone rents a van, they pay the rental company for the use of the van for a certain period of time.
>>53692056
i'm not even talking about "traveling" retard, traveling suggests temporarily leaving where you live and then returning to it. i'm talking about moving to different places and actually living there, it has nothing to do with recreational travel. if you have only lived in one country in your life i suppose you unironically Wouldn't Get It though

>>53692136
So do you rent or own your van? If you rent how do they feel about the illegal modifications you made so you can shit and sleep in it?

>>53692119
>Upcharging for it
If they were overcharging, then no one would pay it. They are simply asking for the fair market value sweety.

>>53692065

>>53692162
>He wasn't born a boomer

Lol, lmao.

>>53692149
As a person, I own my van. I made some modifications to it so that I can live in it, but I made sure that they were all legal and safe. I checked with the local authorities to make sure that my modifications comply with all the regulations and standards. I also made sure to keep my van well-maintained so that it's comfortable and safe for me to live in.

>>53692136
>if you have only lived in one country in your life i suppose you unironically Wouldn't Get It though
I can't tell if you're an out of touch rich boy or a fundamentally retarded person. I'm thinking the latter cause you live in a van by a river.
Most people only live in one country because work visas are a bitch to get, plus not everyone can uproot their career every 6 months to go find themselves backpacking in the netherlands or whatever the fuck shit you're own.

>>53692156
I said upcharging, not over.
Rent is landlord's mortgage + property taxes + maintenance wear and tear fund + tip (profit). Most people can somehow afford this but when they want to only pay the first 3 they're told no by the bank and stuck in a shit situation. They should be angry at the banks but that would be antisemetic.

>>53692032
>also cope + you know it's not true
>>53692191
>I own my van. I made some modifications to it so that I can live in it,
Fucking called it

>>53692119
maybe they started charging more because they need to offset the cost of constantly having entitled retards cause property damage prior to moving out.

Houses have also become much more expensive by the way. I don't see how this makes landlords bad people but house owners who sell you real estate for much higher prices than they would have been 20 years ago aren't?

>>53691730
imagine not paying off a house to use as a rental property

>>53692236
>Most people only live in one country because work visas are a bitch to get
american problem/skill issue, but same applies to a lesser extent to living in different states. if you have not experienced both rural and city life, you are missing a valuable part of the modern human experience, and if you are unable to appreciate both for what they are, same thing

also do you really not understand why it is correct for banks to have a higher standard for mortgage payments than what you are currently paying for rent..? lol

>What's your best tip for fucking with the next renter when you move out?
ftfy
Stop being a petty nigger. If you have a problem, sue. If you can't, stay poor.
This is not your personal revenge blogsite.
Fuck off.

>>53692191
Homeless faggot loser hahaha

>>53692302
>american problem
What the fuck are you even talking about? You need work visas in almost every developed country.

>>53692252
yeah you sure got me dude

>>53691705
>>53691730
When I hit high 7 digits in 2017 I somehow stopped caring over having a house.
I instead moved to a 3rd world country, where I could live like a king from a couple of thousands dollars a month, get all the escorts I want, and even have a stay-in maid 24/7 catering to all my needs, doing all my laundry and groceries, cooking etc.

I stopped caring over the price of renting, I'll never run out of money anyway. I even leave the site conditioning running 24/7, even when I'm not at home. Haven't even gone over a quarter of a million in the 6 years since then and I live a very opulent life. And my port has only grown.

I just rent, totally off-contact, because dealing with shit like property taxes, having to walk into a government office even once a year, is just too much hassle.

>>53691869
Renting out? Fuck, that shit sounds like such a hassle. Have to get a business permit, maintain the property and all that. Fuck that. I like being a multi millionaire nomad.

>>53692326
kek

>>53692321
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schengen_Area
also, having worked in the US too, it really isn't as burdensome as you're suggesting. but i know you haven't actually ever tried to obtain one so you wouldn't know.
>>53692333
based, if you have money you know you can just get a house eventually if you need one and you would never go through the hassle of vetting people to rent YOUR house to them lol

>>53692326

>>53692326
kek. high level cope from the vanfag.

>>53692333
What country? How are you making money now?

>>53692292
>Renting
Have you read the thread you're posting in. Who wants to rent your house out to faggots like OP who just want to damage your property?

imagine being poor enough to consider renting a bad deal
where did all the white people go from this board

>>53692409
>What country?
I don't like revealing it, more expats in an area drive up the cost of living.
Places like nearby red district areas are 5-10x more expensive to live in got example.
>How are you making money now?
Nothing. I was considering putting like a million in index funds, since that supposedly generates 4%, and $40k annually is waaay more than enough to live a very opulent lifestyle here, but even not doing anything, I'm set for like over a hundred years, and one more bitcoin cycle up would be unimaginably insane for me.

>>53691705
yes, I'm too stupid to save for a house. I'm a happy rentoid like >>53691468

>>53692517
So are you buying btc now then or waiting?
Are you planning to have a family?
What's your age?
Asia, Europe, or LATAM?

>>53692065
>you WILL buy up one of the things human needs and rent it out for 5x because you are a boomer
>good goy do the infighting between yourselves

>>53692593
>So are you buying btc now then or waiting?
Stopped trading early/mid 2017.
But if you want advice, I'd just say buy, you can never perfectly time the bottom anyway.
There are more potential gains in other coins for sure, but I'm not gonna be gambling millions worth on altcoins.
BTC is the boring "safe" bet that has the least gains, but it's one of the very few places I'd park my net worth in and forget.
>Are you planning to have a family?
No. Been there.
I pay child support, which is already more hassle than I would care for.

>>53692445
that's what insurance is for

>>53691730
as a CEO and a landlord, i am laughing at this post from my building…

>>53691468
literally don't do this. be a good tenant, it's like having a good resume and you can't afford to buy a home and need references.

short bnb to pay rent this week.