/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53690958
>real estate is always a safe investment
t. Chinese extended family of 30 that pooled all income and future cashflows for 30 years to buy a concrete block that hasn't even been built in some desert

Is there any way I can book it then cancel without paying you further demoralize Airbnb parasites? I already contact landlords on Facebook marketplace and alternate between low balling them or asking to tour it and when they say they got there I block them

>>53690958
Booking.com captured the vacation rental market hard and they are the only ones giving bookings atm. As all customers drinks from the same availability per zone, the AVG price has pumped.

Tldr put ur rental in booking.com and get even more money

>>53691004
haha what a guy. care to post some saucy screenshots?

>Just gotta pay off my mortg-ACK

>>53691145
Can’t find many but here’s one I thought was kind of funny

>>53691145
>>53691223

the only good use for AirBnB's is if you are going on a big group trip with a bunch of people, like at least 8+ people and you can all chip in and rent a huge house for the weekend or whatever and just party it up, if you're going on a normal vacation of 2 or 4 people its always better to just get a hotel room than in someone's shitty 2 bedroom house.

or long term rentals, sometimes you can get good deals on long rentals so if you need to be in a city for 2 or 3 months for some reason it sometimes ends up being a lot cheaper to get an extended airbnb rental rather than a long term hotel stay and you can't rent an apartment for less than a year like anywhere so it works out

>>53690958
>September 8th
Lots of holiday traveling

I don’t know why it entertains me to fuck with landlords.

>>53691004
>>53691233
>>53691248
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>>53691262

Please post more

>>53691297
none of those are funny and the people hes LE EPIC TROLLING dont care at all

>>53690958
Women joining the real estate market as an investor is peak indicator

>>53691236
I would never stay in an Airbnb. I mean your aforementioned scenario is probably the only one in which I would consider it.

I'm personally ecstatic for this crash. I grew up in central florida and have seen so many properties in my neighborhood get turned into Airbnbs. Hopefully going to scoop one up when they start to be offloaded.

>>53691380
I agree, not exactly my highest humor. Here’s one when I was selling an item that I thought was actually funny

>>53691184
truly the tragedy of the common man

>>53691004
>I already contact landlords on Facebook marketplace and alternate between low balling them or asking to tour it and when they say they got there I block them

I’m a landlord and this wouldn’t be that disruptive. I would say about 50% don’t show up as it is and 50% those that do can’t even meet deposit. People do weird shit in real estate and check out apartments they can’t afford, a lot of times they just want somebody to talk to. I can’t tell you how many times some asshole starts chatting me up about the economy or investments while I’m trying to shoo him out the door. They think because I’m a landlord or something I must be a good guy to talk to. I see why people just use real estate agents but it’s so easy to do myself and keep a whole months income. I just schedule 4 or 5 people in specific time blocks and either do a group showing or have them wait outside. Somebody trolling me like this wouldn’t even show up on my radar

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>>53691262
why not just rent an airBMb and pay the $1000 deposit, then hire a demo crew to tear down their shitty house?
imagine the look on that scumlords face when he comes back to his 4k rental property and finds a pile of rubble
would probably work really well on >>53691223, too

>>53691507
Why is it that every time someone shits on the landies some landie shows up and says "I'm a landie and this wouldn't fly/this wouldn't be as bad as you think" LMAO nigger if you even get dressed and hop on your car for nothing you already lost, stop coping

>>53691507
>Time is money
>Opportunity cost
How much time do you spend showing a a place you don't rent? What do you charge for this service?

>>53691004
I too always feel the urge to tell sellers off of their shitty overpriced prices, contemplated making a special account just for the trolling

Not actually trolling even, its feedback on how shitty they do their job

>>53691233
first thing i thought when i saw teh adv.

>>53691440
who is paying $4k a month to rent a 1200 square foot house? florida doesn't even have good wages. lmao.

>>53691507
And then everyone started clapping

>>53691765
>>53691440
They tried and failed to rent it for 4k in january this year.

>>53691004
Imagine automating Chat GPT to ghost landlord lol

>>53691996
based

>>53691646

Have you seen the rental market lately? My rents have doubled or tripled over market cap. Trust me, I’m not having any trouble renting apartments lol

>>53691507
>They think because I’m a landlord or something I must be a good guy to talk to.

literally no one in the history of our doomed species has ever thought this. you're head is so far up your ass you're eating tapeworms and thinking they're gummy worms.

>>53690958
>HONEY OUR 8 AIRBNB RENTALS ISN'T DOING SO WELL
She doesn't have command over her native language. I would have figured that out a long time before she started complaining about my investments, but let's pretend I missed it. This isn't 3 Strikes. She speaks like that even once and I'm looking for the door, with her fat ass through it.

>>53690958
>October 2022
Nice try retard

>>53690958
Wonder who owns airbnb

>>53690958
>Cleaning fee: $300
I hate them so much.

>>53691765
Florida is rich as hell in many areas.