/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53688570
First for DUUUUDE I JUST LOVE /SMG/, IT'S SOOO DYNAMIC!

WELCOME TO THE NEW THREAD GUYS!!!
IT'S LIKE THE OLD THREAD, BUT GET THIS -- IT'S NEW!!!!

no news today
big news tomorrow

>>53688587
back to /x/

I seriously hope you guys don't buy individual stocks.

>Futures

>>53688591
I mean is there any difference anymore when literally everything move up and down with SPY?

ANON BELOW THIS POST IS A PAID SHILL AND A HOMOSEXUAL GAY FAGGOT AND A JEW

based NES list rocker
may i add one more?

Every single fucking trade I do ends up being wrong. Someone tell me to stop before I gamble the rest away too.

>>53688623
Buy low sell high faggot

>>53688598
It's still good to avoid idiosyncratic risk, so drama at one particular company won't have a large impact on your portfolio.
>>53684462

>>53688623
Just take whatever you would normally do, and then do the opposite of that. ezpz

>>53688623
the only way for retailers to be good is to control greed, by taking partial profits, and letting the price come to you instead of chasing entries. On a daily chart it can takes weeks before getting a good price. On a 1min chart it takes a few hours only.

>>53688623
What are you trading? Options?

ALL MY SOXL NIGGAS GONNA PROFIT. SOXL WILL REACH $150/ SHARE. MY NIGGAS WILL BE BALLIN HARD WITH GUCCI FROM HEAD TO TOES. YA'LL MF'S SHOULD'VE LISTENED. DAS RITE, YA'LL HEARD IT HERE FIRST.

>>53688591
I grew up in the dot-com boom and always dreamed of being a day trader. I still watch all the market news and hang out in places like this. But I know I'm too stupid to make money doing it so I just own a bunch of boring income funds.

>>53688693
probably a better use of your time anyway to work a real job and get income from income passively instead. It's really nto worth it spending 1000s of hours learning how the market works and staying on top of things to MAYBE beat the market when you can just own the s&p 500 and earn 10-15% annually with no effort.

>>53688623
What the fuck have you been buying

>>53688623
Based retard

I'm short Netflix and EVs, Netflix has a super bowl ad with will Ferrell bumbling around in a Energizer bunny mobile. Is it over for me? Cruel

>TSLA already lost the EVbowl in CHYNA to BYD
Next will be Europe. They are losing on every front.
>>53688623
90% of gamblers quit before they make it big :^)

>>53688648
>>53688720
Overleveraged bets on big tech and oil.

>>53688732
my wife's uncle, who hates will ferrell, said 'ah fuck off' and went to the kitchen when that ad came on kek

>>53688623
>day trading

the market is smarter and faster than you. this is why people buy low cost passive index funds

>>53688570
how do they get the cranes on top of the buildings? does the crane lift itself to the next floor when it is built?

>>53688756
But those yield like 2% a year.

My predictions for the week.
Monday - nothing happens crab day
Tuesday - CPI comes in and market moves but it's just retail sucked into obsession. CPI was revised up 0.2% and no one cared, it's all bullshit and market just focuses retail on it to fuel gambling and options for casino house advantage.

That's the week. Some bullshit movements you should ignore and not get suckered into the craps game. Actual way to play is harvest premium and play the inverse of the retail retard intraday movement on cpi hype, using it for liquidity and price if it moves opposite how yiuu want to position

Divination wise I expect a rred weeek

>>53688770
s&p 500 has earned 20% for 10 years straight

>>53688790
I think the bull side of the market is braindead though. High interest rates and global volatility of things blowing up, literally and figuratively make this a terrible time to get super long and it's become consensus

>>53688734
Europe is gonna be shafted by who? With the help of patty mahome and his band of ruff and tumble misfits? Ya I'm my dreams

>>53688745
Yoooo kjkek same

according to my TA we are going down

>>53688791
And short term interest rates are double the peak for those 10 years right now

>>53688623
stop day trading and don't pick single stocks. just go long energy sector, short tech
it's that simple

>>53688808
>Europe is gonna be shafted by who?
Lot of options for actual luxury brand. I think Ioniq will cuck everyone else in Europe including Memesla.
>>53688819
>only 3D

which Euro index is best for longing?

SOXL NIGGAS TODAY IS A NEW DAY. FROM THE ASHES OF THE RED LINES A NEW GREEN LINE WILL EMERGE, AND IT WILL BE A STRAIGHT GREEN LINE THAT WILL SHOOT UP TO THE HEAVENS AND PENETRATE THE HEAVENLY REALMS. YA’LL NIGGAS HEARD IT FROM ME HERE. MARK MY WORKDS MY NIGGA SOXL WILL PREVAIL OVER YOU BOBO NONBELIEVERS!!!!

I just ate a turkey sandwich. How much farting am I in for?

>>53689071
historically the DAX40
or CAC40 is you want an exposition to luxury brands

>>53689071
dont use euro index, use an ex-america index that includes all high cap euros individually

yeah all going green again, retarded EU nigger pushing everything up

>>53688623
Treat it as s pricy tuition in stock market college. Now it's up to you if you will learn anything from it and continue gambling or switch to actual investing.

>>53688623
At this point you outta just throw the rest of it into bbby and prey that they are right about it hitting a x100 kek.

>>53688623
You're impatient and don't have any strategy.

yea i am thinking that we are back

>>53688770
Greedy attitude like that is probably the main reason for your situation. There is no free money here. Average global index p/e is 16. This means companies increase their capital by around 6% on average yearly. Of course they don't share all that with shareholders. Realistically speaking you can expect 2-4% return.
USA is different, because their corporations kept overtaking global markets for decades leading to aggressive returns in double digits range. Not sure if it's sustainable though. US could eventually enter eternal crab like the rest of the global markets.
The real money is in buying individual stocks of promising growing companies. It's very very risky though and you could end up just like Cathie Woods portfolio.

>>53689230
USA will likely retain dominance for another 10 years with AI leading the charge. They have counter brain drain with their oppressive income tax so smart USA talent will stay , and other talent from different countries will come to the USA.

Palantir earnings today. Hit or miss?

>>53689279
looks bullish

>company posts bad results
>stock up over 10%
whats with these clown investors? it was very low weeks before this

>>53689279
It dropped over 10% in a few days after a massive rally. I'm guessing a miss. And if they do miss I'm buying 10 calls

>>53689293
bureaucrats said the crisis is over, inflation is tamed and no recession, so stocks can only go up now

The yield curve is like.. inverted

>>53689298
i wish. its the only stock in the countrys market with any meaningful movement. others are basically flat or red

>>53689279
Why does this remind me of "need it or keep it?"?

>>53689300
yeah bonds selling off massively for at least 1 week now, but clown market always green for muh soft landing

I hope we go up, that will make the black Wednesday crash in a few days even more glorious

>>53689412
Probably will on some CPI scamwick, I'm fine with that.

>1929 + 96
>not being antifragile
I seriously hope you guys don't do this.

>>53689567
Fuck, *1929 + 94

>>53689567
>>53689577
kek

>>53688718
I think same, but I also would also maybe learn something about one two investment fields (I'm interested in commodities mostly) and then speculate a bit more with some left over savings if I want.
For example, I could have made money on oil when war in Ukraine started because it was a very easy bet, but sadly I don't have shit to invest atm.

>>53689577
>53689577
Actually bullish for economy. They need a new TV now

so do you think the market will pump tomorrow after the rigged CPI announcement since everyone is expecting a dump? ive been around kikes long enough to know they always do the opposite of what you expect because they are the ones manipulating your expectations to begin with by cheating.

>>53689595
>>53689584
>>53689577
this is why they always gotta loot new tvs

SOXL

>>53689659
>>53689577
you may not like it, but this is what peak testosterone looks like

What does a death cross mean? It's good, right? Asking for a friend.

>>53688576
Any thoughts on shorting
Norfolk Southern Corp after the explosion in ohio?

>>53689577
Why are they like this?

>>53689577

>>53689749
the NFL? because they're pussies. or the Cheifs? because mahomes is a mulatto and it's black history month and gas prices suck.

>anon gets a 100k loan
>he's getting 20k a year in student loans too
>his COL is 600 a month because he lives in a shithole third world country
>he's going to yolo it all on options because he thinks he's a top-tier trader
If you think the market will recover why not just buy low and sell high why do people do insane shit like this kek.

>>53689735
It isn't good or bad, it's an indicator which means you've been fucking down for so long the moving averages are crossing each other. A confirmation that you are in a downtrend (which should have been obvious from the several months of red you just ate).

>>53689595
kek

>>53689595
Based and economy pilled.

lol at black people getting absolutely livid that the chiefs won

is that another tesla pump i see building up

Peer to peer lending

>futures

what's the sudden pump for?

BBBY: Bullish
AMC : Crabbish
APRN: Crabbish
NVAX: Bearish
ALLO: Bearish
FREQ: Crabbish
IMAB: Bullish
COSM: Crabbish
HEXO: Crabbish
QBTS: Bearish

Here's my predictions for a few stocks i'm interested in

>>53689913
What is that?

YA’LL SHOULD’VE LISTENED TO ME DAS RITE SOXL NIGGAS GONNA BE HAVING A COME BACK TODAY NIGGA TODAY!!! WE EATIN STEAK AND SHRIMP FOR DINNER TONIGHT NIGGA!!!

>>53690009
Investing in personal loans

>>53689913
what is the best platform for this

>>53689947
setting up the dump

>>53690053
I have only used prosper

I really need a pump bigly this week in taking my sugar baby on vacation this weekend and she loves to spend.

>>53690080
it's okay mumu, she will move on to another provider

>>53690068
Never took out a loan, probably never will. Why the fuck are they giving you +10-20% interest/yield. Aren't the banks' loans cheaper?

TSLA

>>53689577
>tfw you find out that they have higher estrogen than the other races

lol

>>53690097
They're smelly debt slaves that are shunned by banks, they have something like a 7% delinquency rate.

>>53689773
He means the tar apes

>>53690097
Rates are pretty high and some people on prosper might not qualify for a bank loan. Those yields only are that high if the borrower makes minimum payments as well. Most people throw some extra money at interest which would bring down the yield. It’s great because you can see each borrowers credit history and score before deciding to invest.

>>53689947
"""pump""". Yuro inflation expectations lowered.
>EU LOWERS EURO-AREA 2023 INFLATION FORECAST TO 5.6% VS 6.1%.
Which of course is meaningless because inflation forecasts are notoriously off the mark.

>China is saying the US is ballooning them
>some guy bought a Super Bowl ad to trash Tesla FSD
>US is urging people to leave Russia ASAP
>TSLA is still up in the premarket
Who in their right mind would be in a rush to buy TSLA before CPI?

>>53690067
BOBOS ON SUICIDE WATCH THIS WEEK NIGGA SOXL GONNA BE UP 30% END OF DAY NIGGA YO PUTS GONNA BE LIQUIDATED TODAY MY NIGGA

>>53690116
>high delinquent rate
That’s why my strategy is to only invest $25 in each loan and spread my portfolio across numerous loans

Oil stocks selling off.

>>53690140
you keep lowering how much you think it will go up with each post lmao

VIX closing the gap

>>53690156
I SAID $150/SHARE END OF MONTH NIGGA

>>53690128
Elon sitting with Rupert Murdoch at the Bowl last night is extremely bullish for TSLA.

>>53690128
>China is saying the US is ballooning them
kek you serious? US strikes back with their own weather balloon? is it black?

>Oil falls on demand fears as Fed 'make or break moment' approaches
Why is there a “make or break” moment every fucking week? Either CPI, or unemployment, or Fed speak or consumption data?
Every fucking week some new stat comes out that “makes or breaks” the market and the son of a bitch schizos out

im.... relatively sure the markets gonna crash today
i mean i called the chiefs winning the big one after all and you know what that means
>>53689577

>>53690172
>China said on Monday that U.S. high altitude balloons had flown over its airspace without permission more than 10 times since the beginning of 2022
>China is attempting to play the “no u” argument
I really do wish I were making this up.

>>53690184
Holy shit you were able to guess correctly between 2 possible outcomes? That’s impressive as fuck

>>53690183
yeah to be fair it got worse over the last 2 years because the FED heads keep talking . Normally the stats are just the NFP at the end of the month and that's it. Nowadays the FEd talks, which bring volatility, and since they say they watch CPI, it bring a new stat to get crazy about

>>53690188
its all china and russia does
>>53690190
now take what you said and ask yourself why you havent won at the stock market
its the same thing :^)

>>53689849

>Who benefits

Indeed, who benefits

I still don’t understand the point of weather spy balloons. Don’t we all have satellites in space that can just zoom in and see everything? Or at least fast moving high altitude spy planes? Why do we need to strap cameras to balloons and float them over enemy territory?

>>53690204
satellites cant intercept communications and such
its not just taking pictures of geography lol

>>53690197
Why would I need to guess the stock market when I can just buy good companies and never sell them? Are you implying your portfolio relies on the daily swing of the market?

>>53690204
>why take pictures of something from 6 miles away when you can take pictures of the same thing from 400 miles away
truly one of the mysteries

>>53689849
>>53690198
pretty sure dick cheney wasn't jewish and he was the ceo of halliburton, by far the biggest corporate benefactor of the war
>b-but dick cheney sold his stock in halliburton before the war
yeah and he was only made ceo for his political connections in the first place

>>53690183
>reading adblog headlines
retard
>posting ad blog headlines on 4chan
nefarious jew

>>53690211
Then send in a spy on the ground to plant a bug in a chink factory or whatever I still don’t think fucking balloons is the best way to accomplish this shit.

>>53690215
you buy things
i sell them
thats the fundamental difference between you and i and why you at the mercy of the stock market having to go up (protip it wont for the next decade)

>>53690228
ground level is shit tier
have you used wifi? easiest example of why

Buy miners

>>53690220

The war in Iraq was to secure israel's existence. America exists only for that purpose.

>>53690244
go back to /pmg/ or try to sell silver to /pol/

>>53690244
not pumping your bags, sorry

>>53688849
>just buy the top of energy and short the bottom of tech
Yes, brilliant advice.

>>53690252
>seriously replying to frog poster
You think anybody is reading their drivel

>trying to look at how WING is doing on Twitter
>there is a shitcoin with the same name
crypto is the plague and needs to die

>>53690244
uranium miners ?

>INDIA CPI (YOY) (JAN) ACTUAL: 6.52% VS 5.72% PREVIOUS; EST 5.90%
Sirs... the needful wasn't kindly done...

If you think in the old 50s 60s spying which camera shit, satellites path are easily predicted so if you want to hide something, just wait for the satellite to pass.
Modern is SIGINT, you can use ballons to recover radar&radio signals which are VERY important. Especially radar from fighters, AD and awacs. You can develop new ECM techniques and with enough analyzing find the signals that RWRs would be looking for to warn. They recover the signals from f22(if they turned their radars on) and send them to the gook satellite orbiting which sends it to beijing or another gook city. Thats why the one that was shot down in NC had a SIGINT plane just listening the signals sent to gookland. Or they were just throwing noise to the satellite so it couldnt recover the gook ballon signals

>>53690297
If was for (YOU)>>53690204

>>53690230
I don’t need the market to go up. My dividend aristocrats raise their dividends every single year.

Sigh, just 50 odd days to go before the legislators of my state pack it in till the 2024 session starts. At any time during those 50 days I could learn what my upcoming pay bump % is. The wait is hard. Funny thing is really there is no debate required on it. It's already been signed into law and money allocated to do it. Just a mater of them punting out a percentage anywhere to a max of 12%.

>>53690297
>>53690309
ty makes sense I guess

>>53690128
tesla is great. the rest of the market is basically dead with its pathetic 0.% changes but tesla just keeps going up

>>53690297
i havent seen that fuckin ball in a long time
so thats where it was

>>53688623
join us anon

Brapbros please explain. Gas futures up and BOIL down in PM- Why is this and is this normal?

>>53690449
monday meltdown is coming and then cpi will accelerate it

I'm buying YANG shares and selling puts on BOIL today. I don't care what you niggers do but that's what I am doing.

>>53690536
Why YANG.

Of course oil fucking poomps the moment i sell it

>>53690559
don't worry, it will dump back to 73$ next month like last 2 times

>>53690550
likely a new liberal fascist yid making a shitpost about one of their failed attempts to gain power over the american executive through a socialist liberal free mason chink plant

>>53690550
Because fuck China. What type of retarded faggots are buying scam chink market pump while they are sending weather balloons full of the new covid virus to America

Some people in this thread actually sell their stocks.

>>53690593
they should
imagine not selling in 2021 lol

>>53690593
I have to in order to pay my monthly bills and expenses

>>53690602
>being this poor
ISHYGDDT

>>53690593
Yes there’s been some active misinformation spreading around here. There is a poster who argues for selling stock instead of reviving dividends. He could be a troll tho

>>53690625
Receiving dividends*

>>53690623
It's not that I'm poor it's just that I never needed to work at all ever in my life. It will probably fuck me over in the future if stocks keeps crabbing or going down like this.

>>53690593
what if you already have enough stocks? then selling is important. my goal is to learn the art of selling. if you are a profitable seller who also owns long, then whats the issue

>>53689577
preventative euthanasia is the only solution to webmrelated

COIN gongo up

>>53689693
I think you're confusing 'testosterone' with 'being a retard'

>>53688766
they literally catapult the cranes up there from the ground and they attach themselves via magnetism.

>>53688790
Every number released this week will be twisted and cheered on as being "positive."

>>53690657
nogs are just the shitbulls of the human race

>>53690633
Oh I see, then you'd better wise up and learn to make money outside of a bullrun. Ever play roulette? Well, let me give you a word of advice, always bet on yellow.

>>53689300
welcome to the new normal.
but if you think about it, in a fast paced, uncertain world long time security should be costly.
in the case of bonds it costs yield.
the other way round is pretty stupid because money is potentially infinite and therefore potentially worthless anyway.
so the debtor should get rewarded by committing to paying off its debt by a lower yield.
>you want me to do good business for 20 years? pay me motherfucker.

or in other words
>muh yield curve inversion
is a relic of the past.

>>53690657
>being mentally ill is not based

>>53689693
you meant genetic retardation

who is cathie woods

>>53690459
But the ETF's only holding is natgas futures.

>>53689849
there's a movie for that
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2005151/

>>53690730
its all going to zero my dude
nothing is worth anything and everything is worth nothing

>>53690214
>still positive
>prices still increasing (broadly)
>inb4 retarded retardation

>>53688807
The epic consensus is that everything is bullish as long as they have money to push the prices up. So I guess it goes up until they are bankrupt at which point it will freefall.

>>53690742
As I said in my post before though, natgas futures are in fact worth more than they were yesterday. Isn't the ETF's price set by the price of its holdings?

>>53690730
Jews.

But honestly the ETF tracks 2 month futures so today's price is irrelevant. Just buy BOIL and hold it nigger.. worst case scenario you are just waiting for that LNG facility in Texas to reopen or a hurricane or some shit until it 2-3xs

posting this again.
what does it mean and what will it imply?

>>53690768
meaningless without the velocity
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/M2V

>>53690756
futures vs equity market

Hi guys I’m a complete newbie at investing in stocks and I was wondering how the different exchanges work. If I purchase a stock on a particular exchange can I only trade with listings on that exchange? If it’s an exchange with less liquidity than others then could orders not be fulfilled for buying or selling?

>>53690778
So what were the implications of a 25 year downtrend in M2 velocity?
I'd say that M2 velocity is the wholly irrelevant stat here.

>>53690778
Reminder that money velocity is a worthless statistic, because people still have to buy necessities like food regardless of price increases and increased prices increase the amount of circulated money.

You have one hour to sell everything.

I can't believe the market is going up on no news.

>>53690762
Yeah I'm DCAing 50% of my port in this week. Haven't gone pure long on anything since 2020 but it seems like easy money. I just don't get how futures are up, market is up, and the ETF is down. How do ETF prices work?

>>53690787
valid questions.
ask your broker

why is META pumping?

i cant believe the markets finally gonna crash
ive been waiting so long and its finally here

>>53690808
You're wrong 90% of the time which is nothing new.

>>53690804
quality post

>>53688590
Cpi data u retard

>>53690820
Well I did bet that Andy Reid would have the first coach's challenge in the Super Bowl and that he would be wrong in his challenge, which basically makes me a fucking prophet.

>>53690812
They offer a valuable product

andy reid is fat and old but he shat over the eagles and for that i am happy and i hope all the nogs broke their televisions

>>53690804
in a commercial society, what matters in not the billions of bugs, but the companies and the necessities like food is exactly what doesnt matter for a thriving society. A thriving commercial society means precisely the bugs spend their pocket money on crap they dont need.

>>53690842
Like facebook?

BROS DO I CUT AND RUN ON XPON ON OPEN

>>53690808
Inversing baggot is literally one of the most time tested investing strategies of all time.

>>53690848
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA it's you again

>>53690879
sorry bro its gonna be a bad market day for longs
a horrific week really

Line go up or down today??

>>53690768
We’re going down down in an earlier round

>>53690898
I hope your right harbniger

>>53690906
its just been said that some of the objects that got shot down over us airspace had payloads attached to them
line is going down

I do wonder how many TSLA bulls are mentally prepared to see the opposite side of this month long gamma ramp.
>25% of all option contracts traded last week were TSLA calls

>>53690926
I left a payload in this broad's snatch last night.

>>53690936
too bad no payload will ever reach your heart and allow you to experience real love and care from a woman

>>53690934
I was like 5 of those and sold them all the same day

Nonewsbros... the line is moving...

>>53690926
ayyy’s are waging war?

>>53690910
>We’re going down down in an earlier round
like in the summer of '92?

>>53690926
One was an octagon with strings or wires dangling from it, it was a flying octopus alien that could take out the NWO, that's bullish for humanity long term, but if the aylmaos don't save us from our evil overlords we are doomed

>>53689745
I know how much fuckery happens when it comes to these corporations that are in bed with congress but once the residents of the area all get documentation about where their health stands now, we can expect the endless lawsuits to roll in for all the damage they've caused years down the line

>>53690593
I love selling stocks. I pay capital gains taxes on my profits and support the American economy.

TSLA bros...

>>53690985
How do you spend your gains? Or do you invest in something else

>>53690985
theres only 2 things you can count on in this life
the meltdown and taxes

TSLA more like SellSLA

Wtf is happening to gas

>>53691002
People survived just fine for 130 years in the US without a federal income tax, but then the federal reserve came along, and poof, just like that, we became debt slaves in the land our forefathers conquered

>>53690947
That's not true, I still have a gookfu and a mother.

natural gas anons.. I've explained so many fucking times over the past few weeks why going long natural gas is a bad idea, but you keep insisting on buying BOIL
>EU reserves 50% full coming out of winter almost 2x long term averages
>no sustained cold weather worldwide
>US production extremely high
>China + India getting 40% discounts and filling reserves
>Surplus of transport LNG ships

>>53691037
Kek - the fuck.

Glad I don't trade that piece of shit anymore.

Trades like a shitcoin.

>>53690738
war means profit. we are a nation meant for war. our war turns a profit and people win. diplomacy really is a psychological battleground, just waiting for that rude gesture in conversation with the supreme leader and you've got a nuke pointed at your cunt? oh yeah.

>futes

>>53691053
yeah but you see now a handful of people control 99% of all wealth
and soon the 99% will wake up and say fuck this
and do a lil revolution
its necessary to free ourselves
taxes were the best thing that couldve ever happened to humanity
its the direct impetus for continued evolution as a society and quite frankly as a species

>>53691000
I reinvest everything. I intend to keep growing my portfolio until I die, at which point it will all be passed onto someone who will squander the entirety of that wealth. The cycle of life.

So $80 was the top for oil? We are heading to $70 right?

there are people RIGHT NOW in this thread that deny his mighty pincers

>BOIL

>futures

SKYT. You were warned. Now it's too late. You will see the skeletons are harvested.

>>53691101
being crabpilled is based if you make it your strategy for trading the volatility
i in fact see the market as rangebound too and thus i sell premium heavily right before the return to neutral

>>53691118
lmao. 10 shares traded @12.54 this am
>10

>>53691110
We told you people not to get involved in that.

>>53691116
>Driving motorcycles
Do people really?

>>53689577
>>53689659
probably stolen too

>>53691134
gotta have really high growth potential to make it worth the $16 fees

So is the market going to sell off now that we've started a war with a group of highly intelligent intergalactic aylmaos? I personally don't know what to think anymore.

>>53691135
The thing is, all the people with cams are wearing helmets and safety clothing. Go to countries like Greece (from my experience) and most certainly any other country south of that and east (vietnam and co) and people are driving without helmet, without clothing. Even on the fast bikes. Sometimes people only wear a helmet on the motorway, but a tshirt.

>>53690936
No u didn’t baggie. We know u here good sir.

>>53691089
Absolutely. Buy all the SCO you can, with hands and feet.

>>53691169
I mean, yeah, but if you fall off anything at 70+ mph it's gonna be bad times for you + risk of being ran over after you've fallen off.

>>53691080
I just got my tax form, it's 152 pages of transactions I have to weed through, I hate the government so fucking much it's unreal
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>53691185
>Burgers have to pay tax on WORLDWIDE income

Lol, lmao

>>53691116
did he died?

>>53691185
You don't actually have to read it.

>>53691185
But anon, all those dumb Boomers who never saved for retirement and bond bagholders are counting on you. Without your tax revenue, they'll face the consequences of their stupidity!

>>53691192
Only if you report it

>>53691192
I hate this fucking bullshit

I will never had sex.

5 more mins.

>>53691213
stay pure, as soon as you touch a girl she spreads her herpes and chlamydiae all over you

>>53691080
oi, knock that off. no revolutions on this sip. i mean ship.

>>53691206
Yea, nobody has ever read the Internal Revenue Code, all 80,000 PAGES OF IT, but we are expected to follow it anyways

>>53691080
>and soon the 99% will wake up and say fuck this
>and do a lil revolution
>its necessary to free ourselves
Ha yes the fantasy of the revolutions inside the republic .... It worked well int he 19th century and in the 70s and in 2012...

Reminder that there was only ONE (1) type of revolution and it was the one done by the bourgeois against the monarchy.

>>53691134

11.4 k. You were warned. Now reap what you sow.

WTFWT?

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

WTFWT JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>53691264
Based

A UFO JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!

R8 my current Portfolio, /smg/.

>>53691213
The fuck is happening in this GIF?

Mumu did you ever stop and think that maybe high interest rates and QT and a slowing economy and bad earnings and overvalued stocks and war with Russia and toxic gas spreading across Ohio and an alien invasion isn't the best environment for a new bull market

TSLA bros...

what can i say... everything just happened to play out this way

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>53691300
he's supposed to be resisting the urge to bop the bishop who's interviewing him.

A CREDIT SUISSE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

just want vix 150, is that too much to ask?

>>53691300
It's just Adam sessler high on cocaine. The usual.

>>53691293
Not bad. Looking a bit spread thin, though. You may want to start adding to positions, instead of opening new ones.
Not bad, though *thumbs up*
>>53691312
>isn't the best environment for a new bull market
OR! It's the bottom, and thus the start of the next bull market! HA!

>cpi tomorrow
crab today

>>53691323
A UFO JUST FLEW OVER MY CREDIT SUISSE OFFICE!

Also short COIN, simple as.

>>53691312
bullish

>>53691329
I would settle for 80

>ARKK

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>53691181
>
that's true. But sliding with no clothing is probably way worse. Still, you are right. Motorcycles are high risk, more so because of car drivers, but often also because motorcycle people are less risk averse (driving in between standing cars, or even driving ones)

another CPI day, another IV juiced day. What are the chances they just crab it again like last week, everybody is already hedged up. Looks like a melt up IV crush day tomorrow

AAAAAAAH I'M GETTING BOILED ALIVE

>>53691333
Thanks man! Wanted an even spread across a few different industries and sectors for added stability, but will definitely fortify my current investments as well!

>>53691353
the hedging only just started if you actually look at things

Ita looka likea todaya isa nothinga burgera. I can't find any news as to why we would move in one direction or the other so just wait until #TheBigOne #Wednesday #TheDayAfterTomorrow #StockMarketCrash #DAN #MakingMoneyMondays.

>>53691377
>cpi report """""updated""""" for a worse scenario
>market reacts
>nothingburger
we'll see tomorrow bobobubu

Who has the balls to short qqq right now?

>>53691406
If I do it'll just change directions anyways

Another day, another bad trade.
Why do I even fucking bother.

>>53691406
Me, I'm down 17% on my $50 x20 position. I'm a big spender.

>there are those that bet that the nasdaq would ever go under 10k ever again

>>53691421
What did you buyed?

>>53688591
only trade futures

>>53688623
>TR
Maybe you should stick to cash and collect the 2% interest, buy bonds or an ETF.

SOXL NIGGAS, YA'LL SHOULD MOST DEFINITELY PUT YO WHOLE ASS LIFE SAVINGS INTO THIS ONE TRADE. NO CAP FR FR THIS SHIT BOUTTA GET TO $150/SHARE END OF MONTH NIGGA, YOU GOTTA BELIEVE NIGGA. YOU GOTTA TRUST IN IT NIGGA. WE GONNA BE BALLIN WITH GUCCI CLOTHES AT THE END OF NEXT WEEK BECAUSE OPTIONS DO BE INSPIRING NIGGA. WE GON BE A FEW TRADES BEFORE THAT LAMBO MY NIGGA. TRUST IN IT NIGGA. BELIEVE.

There are no bad trades, just bad traders.

>>53691382
>David Solomon

>>53691438
How long you been trading them?

>>53691494
>has the name of two great jewish kings
kinda based desu

>>53691464
There are no bad traders, only bad people.

>>53691464
>There are no bad trades, just bad traders.
Look up
"Random Reinforcement"

>>53691513
There are no bad people, only a bad universe.

>>53691504
7 years

Everybody knows that the dice are loaded
Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed
Everybody knows the war is over
Everybody knows the good guys lost
Everybody knows the fight was fixed
The poor stay poor, the rich get rich
That's how it goes
Everybody knows

That was it. That was the pump.

>>53691531
What's a good way to get into them?

Hope lumber takes a shit again today.

>>53691548
basically
>>53691550
it's not much different than normal index funds, just heavy leverage. micro futures are something to look at though

rkt ceo retiring RKT GANG WHY DO WE KEEP LOSING

>>53691550
Interactive Brokers / Saxo Bank

(If you meet their requirements)

>>53691382
[Fade in from black]
>*Record scratch *

"You maybe asking how i got here...."