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>>53675102
>1pbtid

SOXL NIGGAS THIS STOCK ABOUT TO GET TO $150/SHARE BY END OF MONTH MY NIGGAS. I MYSELF TOOK OUT A SECOND MORTGAGE FOR MY HOUSE AND 4 YEARS WORTH OF STUDENT LOANS FOR THIS TRADE MY NIGGA. I GOT MY WHOLE HOOD DO THE SAME MY NIGGA, THEY BE PUTTIN THEY WHOLE NET WORTH INTO THIS ONE TRADE TOO NIGGA. WE ALL BE BALLIN HARD NIGGA NO CAP FR FR. THERE AIN'T NO REASON IN HELL YOU SHOULDN'T ALSO PUT YO WHOLE ASS NET WORTH INTO SOXL MY NIGGA, TRUST THE PROCESS MY NIGGA. WE GON' PROFIT ON THIS HARD AF MY NIGGA.

>>53675102
what vtuber looks at the stock market?

Inflation is +1.2% annualized, Powell must begin cutting rates soon or face devastating deflation.

The weekend is almost half up and I have done absolutely nothing AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>53675119
SOXL is a retail trap and the jews will never let it run.

janny-chan sux

How many figures does my portfolio need before I can safely tell sexist jokes in the company break room?

>>53675170
SHORT IT THEN NIGGA, OR BUY SOXS NIGGA

>>53675150
I've literally sat all day Friday and all day today just playing old NES games.n embrace your free time don't hate yourself for it. I was working 6 days a week for years and now that I don't do it anymore. It's the little things that mean the most. Sometimes just spending an entire Saturday in bed is what the soul needs anon.

>>53675170
>SOXL
>up 127% from the lows

/smg/ has some of the dumbest posters of all time

>>53675179
7 DIGIT HOUSE, 6 DIGIT VEHICLE YOU DRIVE TO WORK, AND AT LEAST 6 OR 7 DIGIT IN CASH. I CAN GET AWAY WITH TELLING A BITCH SHE WOULD LOOK MORE ATTRACTIVE IF SHE LOST MORE WEIGHT.

>>53675135
Sorry, going by the latest complete month's nowcast it's actually +8.0% annualized. Plus tip.

so china is literally probably just sending over weather balloons just so they can be like
>see we told you they just weather barroons!

But seriously, 40 million people on EBT having their benefits cut by an average of $80/month? That's $3.2 billion out of circulation in the consumer discretionary/grocery sector.

Fuck's gonna happen there? Short DG?

What are the financial implications of Jews shooting down extraterrestrials?

>>53675230
Who the hell is cutting EBT? That's political suicide.

Also reminder to the filter fag

>>53675249
SHORT EVERYTHING JEWS HAVE EVER TOUCHED.

>>53675230
short dollar general, its fucking EBT central

>>53675249

>>53675269
BUY SOXL NIGGA

>>53675249
I ain't ready for no X-COM bullshit. First time I see a little grey man my ass is out this bitch.

>>53675254
Not a cut being passed, just the temporary bump expiring: https://www.zerohedge.com/personal-finance/millions-americans-face-hunger-cliff-32-states-set-slash-emergency-food-stamp

>>53675289
Oh well that should have expired a long time ago.

>>53675257
These are the recommended filters in case anyone wants to improve their thread experience.

H5N1 is jumping across species in the wild.
COVID-19 had a fatality rate of <1%.
H5N1 has a fatality rate of 50%.
https://www.denverpost.com/2023/02/09/bird-flu-colorado-bear-lion-skunk/

bull run is here

OPEC+ price target for crude is $100 a barrell

>>53675326
>Fewer than 10 human cases have been reported since December 2021 and human-to-human transmission has not been documented, according to the U.S. Center for Disease Control and Prevention. The disease is rare among humans, with fewer than 1,000 cases documented since 1997, but the virus can carry a fatality rate of about 50%.

I'll panic when half a Colorado town bites it, Outbreak style.

Do you guys know any way of getting data on media coverage of a company?

I'd like to see how it affects price of stocks but I don't know where would I get the numbers.

I would encourage /smg/ to review last year's Knight Frank wealth report:
https://www.knightfrank.ie/wp-content/uploads/2022/03/The-Knight-Frank-Wealth-Report-2022.pdf
It's a review of the investments, priorities, and concerns of the world's "high net worth" (>$1m) and "ultra-high net worth" (>$30m) individuals. You can find some tidbits in there that should be useful for scoping out potential investment opportunities, for the stock market and otherwise. 2023's edition should come out next month.
t. high net-worth individual

>>53675375
When we get human-to-human transmission it's Joever. Nobody's going to take precautions or care after all those years of COVID burnout.

Govt debt ceiling fight is looming still. June is the month it all either crashes or the can gets kicked further down the road. Course they'll vote to kick it. They aren't stupid. But the closer it gets to the do or die month (june) without any deal the more skittish (cheap shares!) awaits. Personally I hope it all goes down to the last day. I want to see another epic dump the likes of which 2020 inspired!

MY NIGGAS, BUY SOXL NOW WHILE IT'S AT A DISCOUNT MY NIGGA. DON'T GET LEFT BEHIND FROM THIS NEXT BULL RUN MY NIGGA. THERE AIN'T NO REASON WHY YOU SHOULDN'T BE PUTTING YO WHOLE NET WORTH INTO THIS ONE TRADE MY NIGGA. MORE RISK= MORE REWARDS MY NIGGA.

>>53675150
>DUDE, I WAKE UP AT 3:00AM AND START WORKING AT 3:30AM. I DON'T EVEN HAVE TIME FOR BREAKFAST, THAT'S HOW HARD I WORK. THEN AT 1:00PM. I TAKE A 15 MINUTE LUNCH, HOWEVER, I USE THAT TIME FOR MY SECOND JOB AS A COMMUNITY PLANNER RESEARCHER!
>AFTERWARDS, I WORK UNTIL 7:00PM, BUT I MAKE SURE MY BOSS KNOWS I'M THE LAST ONE OUT. FIRST ONES IN, LAST ONES OUT. HEARD THE MILITARY DOES THAT, SO WHY CAN'T I? ALSO, I SUPPORT THE TROOPS AND DONATE MORE THAN HALF OF MY PAYCHECK TO THEM! SUPPORT THE TROOPS!
>ON MY WAY HOME, I MAKE SURE TO LISTEN TO MY FAVORITE PODCAST ON 2X SPEED WHILE I HAVE MY FAVORITE AUDIO BOOK "GRINDIN TIL WE DININ" IT'S SO FUCKING GOOD!
>I GET HOME AROUND 9:00PM, BUT IT'S NO REST FOR THE WICKED! THAT'S WHEN I START WORKING ON MY BOOK! IT'S ABOUT HUSSIN AND BUSSIN IN THE BIG CITY! YOUNG FOLKS LOVE IT!
>BY 1:00AM IS WHEN I GET MY WORK OUT AND BY 2:00AM I'M OUT! BUT WAKE UP IN A COUPLE OF HOURS! SINCE THE EARLY BIRD GETS THE WORM.

>>53675387
Could be. But I think anywhere near 50% fatality, you'd get serious unity. That's some end of days shit.

COVID broke everyone's minds cause it was right on the threshold where you might know somebody who knows somebody who died. Plus it really only hitting the old. So you could make a case for it being serious or not.

>>53675214
I don't use that schizo shit, I use truflation and I hold chainlink.

>>53675119
SOXS is the answer. Face it. Semiconductors are sand in all but the name. The desire for newer, faster, more is unsustainable. Computers, GPUs, self-driving electric cars, AI enhanced smartphones, medical devices, microcontrollers, networkinging gear, machine learning, surveillance, infrastructure, military, and all that other bullshit that people and the government don't have enough money to buy are not needed. No matter how many cores, how fast or efficient, it won't be enough to convince consumers to upgrade from their 10-year-old i5 2500k. The disdain for fresh silicon gives nary shit for national identity, creed, hue, gender, asshole virginity or other vain conceit; the multitude speaks in singular. The plea: not semiconductors.

SOXS couples a single ETF entry point with the the "best" companies the semiconductor space has to offer then pushes their already horrific returns to your advantage with 3x inverse leverage, all responsibly managed via daily rebalancing to boot. SOXS counteraligns your economic interests with meme stocks like Nvidia, Qualcomm, Intel, Broadcom, Micron, Texas Instruments, Applied Materials, et al. """tech companies""" with unnecessary products, not ad companies making billions a day off boomers' eyeballs. In the last 2 days, SOXS has exploded over 1.1x yet still we are early. Semiconductor contraction will proceed exponentially until every viable space runs on mechanical devices, hydraulics, and pencil and paper. This is a fait accompli; the sheer number of interested parties and obviously compelling outcomes make it so. The rejection of increasingly complex and unreliable sensors, microcontrollers, information processing, and storage out of everything will be this era's seminal revolution, a revolution with SOXS holders planted firmly at the receiving end.
Stop waiting for the "pullback". Where we're going, fretting over a few dollars is meaningless. The deliberation is over; waiting is a failure mode. Now. Buy it now.

This post provides a comprehensive list of resources for stock market investors, including brokers, risk management tools, educational sites, options, free charts, screeners, pre-market data, and more. It also touches on the potential financial implications of Jews shooting down extraterrestrials, and the potential for a government debt ceiling fight to cause a market crash. The post also encourages readers to invest in SOXL, a semiconductor ETF, as it is a fait accompli that the rejection of increasingly complex and unreliable sensors, microcontrollers, information processing, and storage out of everything will be this era's seminal revolution.

Right now could be a good time to consider shorting the SPY, which is the ticker symbol for the S&P 500. The S&P 500 has been on a long-term bull run and is currently trading near all-time highs. While the index may continue to rise, there are signs that a downturn could be coming soon.

First off, US economic data have recently taken a turn for the worse. US GDP growth has been slowing for months and the Q4 2020 GDP report showed a contraction of 2.4%. Consumer spending and business investment have also been weak, and the US labor market has been struggling amid the coronavirus pandemic.

Second, US stock valuations are high and have been for some time. The S&P 500's price-to-earnings ratio is currently at a record high and well above its long-term average. This indicates that investors are paying a premium for stocks and suggests that there is potential for a correction.

Finally, stock market sentiment is getting overly bullish. With the S&P 500 up nearly 10% in 2021 and with the Dow Jones Industrial Average hitting record highs, investors may be getting too complacent and could be setting themselves up for a fall.

Given the current market conditions, investors may want to consider shorting the S&P 500. By shorting, investors can potentially profit from a market decline, while still maintaining the ability to take advantage of any upside if the market continues to rally.

>>53675477
NIGGA JUST YOU WAIT TILL AMD AND TSMC GET DONE WITH THEY FACTORY SET UP IN AZ NIGGA, YOU'LL REGRET HODLING ON TO SOXS NIGGA. YOU BOBOS AIN'T WINNING THIS NIGGA. AFTER THE UFO THAT GOT SHUT DOWN IN ALASKA GETS REVERSE ENGINEERED IT'LL HAVE MORE DEMAND FOR SEMIS NIGGA. WE PRODUCIN ALIEN TECHNOLOGY SOON NIGGA. SOXL WILL BE MORE PROFITABLE THAN SOXS IN THE LONG RUN NIGGA. I SAW IT IN MY DREAMS NIGGA SOXL WILL BE AT $150/SHARE NIGGA, AND SOXS WILL BE BACK TO $3/SHARE NIGGA. HAVE FUN BEING A BAGHOLDER FOR THOSE SOXS SHARES MY NIGGA.

>>53675516
>implying alien technology would use semiconductors and not quantum-enhanced fullconductors

>>53675249
>What are the financial implications of Jews shooting down extraterrestrials?
Volatility, allowing for profit
Additionally xcom or terrva invicta mode

>>53675487
>>53675507
Get this haunted ass AI bullshit outta here.

>>53675326
I am longing milk contracts in preperation for when they decide to do mad cow disease since fuckin' biowarfare appears to be back on the menu.

>>53675568
Watch out
>SETTLEMENT METHOD
>Financially Settled

Same scam they run on lean hogs.

>>53675554
BULLISH FOR SOXL NIGGA. WE PUMPIN THIS BAG HARD AF NIGGA. DON'T GET LEFT OUT NIGGA.

what would yo udo with 140k in cash and 148k in mortgage debt?

>>53675581
Ain't no winning on that, dawg. They just gon kill us.

>>53675590
THEN PUT ALL YO NETWORTH IN SOXS NIGGA. SHORT SOXL NIGGA. THERE AIN'T NO WINNIN THIS FOR YOU NIGGA.

>>53675587
If that debt isn't variable rate and is less than 4% there is no reason to be in a hurry to pay it off. You can make 5% annually in the markets right? you aren't that bad?

>>53675609
its 7%

>>53675609
if i pay it over 29 years its like 230k in just interest on a 148k loan,
yeah im making 5% on it now with CDs

>>53675590
>The reason for initiating a strategic nuclear exchange is because I have access to the launch codes and can do so. The use of racial slurs is irrelevant to this decision.
Fucking based.

>>53675648
I mean… technically he‘s correct. But that also means he puts logic over human wellbeing.

>>53675634
If your debt is at 7% and you aren't outperforming that with your money, then pay it off.

>>53675477
Bold and based.

>>53675678
IT'S DUMB BUT I CAN'T COMPLETELY WRITE HIM OFF SINCE I WAS PROFITING FROM SOXS ALL WEEK LAST WEEK FROM THE DUMP LMAO

Mormons are faggot glowniggers who unironically worship black people and feminism in their churches, and the the leadership are literal boomer memes. then they have egos the size of Texas that makes them think it’s all justified because they’re literally gods. Dogshit religion, literally just feces on the wall retarded middle America BS

Soooooo no ones gonna talk about CPI being revised higher for the last 3 fkin months? how can i benefit financially from this?

>>53675741
They're not even a religion, the're a fucking sect.

>>53675752
Short growth stocks, keep positions in value stocks.

>>53675752
SWING TRADE ON SOXL AND SOXS NIGGA.

>futures

>>53675135
>Inflation is +1.2% annualized

>>53675792
markets closed dummy

>>53675752
Just invest in good companies.

>>53675810
>pre-futures

>>53675810
that's what ((they)) want you to believe.

>>53675813
>all that equipment for some bananas
bros... wtf

>>53675810
that's what "they" want you to believe.

>>53675828
Not just bananas. Dole also runs a lucrative export business of pineapples, mangoes, cocaine, oranges, peaches, assault rifles, and apricots.

>>53675855
those are some exotic fruits!

>>53675249
better question is what are kikes trying to cover/hide using this psyop

Sixt beat earnings last week, right? Avis reports on monday, and since they're cheaper their margins might even be better than Sixt's.
Thing is, even beat earnings nowadays poomp a stock max 2% overnight before it gets sold off again. Unless you're fucking Meta that poomps 25% on missed earnings and shit guidance.

>>53675858
The fun (and profitable!) part is that they are quite common, depending on the part of the world.

If I had spare cash I'd short Airbnb as well. Dying company bleeding customers.

>>53675813
Shill me on DOLE. I was under the impression that they are past their prime, considering that in the past they more or less enslaved central america

>>53675855
>cocaine
one of these things is not like the others

>>53675855
>assault rifles
wow. not sure how I missed that one on the first glance

>>53675923
That was 100 years ago. DOLE has reformed themselves to become the largest fresh produce provider in the world.

>>53675931
>>53675937
I was on the fence but I think you're right that oranges don't belong on the list. With this year's Florida crop figures there's no way Dole's turning a profit on those.

I just fucking WANT a Rheinmetall position in my portfolio, but it's already poomped so hard... I know, I know, NATO needs to replenish their own stockpiles, Ukraine needs ammo and more tanks, but the market is forward looking. Isn't all of that shit already priced in?
Analysts havea price target of 250 EUR a share, but analysts are clueless fucks.

If everyone is saying CPI data will cause a crash and everyone is pricing it in won't we just pump once it's revealed to be a nothingburger?

>>53676002
imagine caring about europoor stocks lol

>>53676020
Unless people are too short again, which will trigger short covering, which will spur another retard rally based on no fundamentals like in January. People were so overleveraged on shorts that they fucked themselves over.

>>53676057
They're stable and perform pretty well.
Of course they don't hold the candle to the American mega caps like Apple, MSFT, and so on, but neither do other American companies.

The DOLE chart looks good.
One might say it’s BANANAS.

>>53676084
kek

I have spy puts that expire next week
They are almost in the money but friday pushed them out
How fucked am I

>>53676084
big if true.

truflation just changed their methodology, the chart looks way different than it did a day ago

>The age of FAGMAN is over
>The time of the midcaps has come

96 more balloons to go.

>>53675662
>>53675648
If you had ultimate power and a way to reset the world if things went against you, you'd have the same attitude

>>53675859
CBDCs roll out some time in March.

>>53676123
But I dont so blow me
Youve said nothing

>>53676002
You want frustration? Look at GD. They make the Abrams that'll be shipped over sooner or later and yet...

our girl Cathie is back, up 25% YTD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XVVTEu70gk

>>53676142
Lol

>>53676142

>>53676089
Spy going to shit Tues. There will be a pump Mon to scare weak bears then the truth Tues will tank this bullshit market

I just looked at an old trading snapshot I took 3 years ago. fucking SSPK, ISWH, PIPP...All these tickers of old. I made so muich money; where are all the easy 200% SPACS?

Don't fall for the shilling

>there are people here right now fucking obsessed with balloons

>>53675102
So is it time to sell my spy of VTV. It seems like during this bear market value will be outperforming SPY. Or would it be smarter to just hold cash

>>53676259
>NUH UH! SPY IS GOING TO HECKIN 420 WHEN CPI GOES TO 0

If I sell and need to hold on to something to cover taxes on my profits, is it smarter to keep the money for the tax as cash, or put it into something stable until I need it?

>>53676259
Why you think it’ll pump Monday? Because BTC is holding up?

Canadian government just said aliens are real

How will this effect the markets on Monday?

>paying taxes

Biden is such an inept fucking President. Spy balloons flying all over the USA, economy is going to shit and he’s not doing a thing about it. Just adding fuel to the fire and focusing on shitskin lives matter while China is spying on us in the open and the whole world knows we’re extremely susceptible and weak now

The consumer price index edged up 0.1% in December rather than dipping 0.1% as reported last month, the Labor Department's annual revisions of CPI data showed on Friday.

ooops just gonna rig the numbers every month then revise them when no one is paying attention

>>53675752
You can't. The market only cares about the data prints on the day they are released

>>53676300
I hope Im wrong and we get a red week desu

An SPY balloon just flew over my house!

>>53676336
It’s a red herring, anon. It’s not Biden. Biden just does what he’s told as the previous presidents did. The world is just WWF with real people dying in the skits. Your anger is misplaced. It doesn’t matter who’s sitting in the chair. It’s who puts them there.

>>53675279
I'm sorry are you saying you didn't want XCOM 2 to be real?

>>53676336
you're right, but a lot of Americans have bought into some strange belief that the "economy" is doing fine. That's the power of propaganda. I even see it in "smart" college-educated mongoloids.

I'm under the impression that the boomer way of gauging the "economy" was how the stock market was doing. The zoomer way of gauging the economy is jobs/unemployment rate. As long as zoomers can find jobs, they think the economy's fine, because it's not as if they're ever going to buy a house/have a family/pay off their student loans etc.

>>53676339
1.2% annualized, still nothing and actually better than the previous print of deflation. Bobos BTFO yet again.

>>53676233
>abram
Please tell me that's actually what he said.

Sigh just 52 dollars to go till I crack the 1000 divvy mark. As it happens end of the year DIS is bringing back their divvy. Also I'm sure congress will screw up and send me more cheap shares to bag so it's all good.

>>53676460
> Data for November was also revised higher to show the CPI increasing 0.2% instead of 0.1% as previously estimated. In October, the CPI rose 0.5%, revised up from the previously reported 0.4% increase.
cheat a little here, cheat a little there inflation doesn't exist if we lie about it

>>53676128
dont really know what it is, havent read much into it

>>53676298
put it in somthing volatile. If it goes down yout losses will country your gains so you wont owe taxes, if it goes up you can more easily cover taxes and be richer in the process. That is assuming we are talking about the tax year 2023. If you need money for last years taxes then yes, be safe and buy short term bonds.

>>53676266
>another company that is losing money trying to sustain a divvy
Not falling for it.

I HEARD THAT /biz/ WAS A BASED BOARD AND THAT YOU DO SAY THE WORD AROUND HERE.

LETS HEAR IT DUDES

>>53676266
Dude not everything is a shilling operation you fucken schizo. Its just a joke. Nobody is going to buy DOLE.

>Montana airspace closed as more F22's scrambled, Military refuses to comment

What the fuck is going on? Did Jews really pick a fight with ayyylmaos?

>>53676614
dividends

Its absolutely insane to me that people think everything is a shill campaign in biz.

I swear to god if I started saying "Hey guys, I think LMT might be a good buy" there would be like 5 of you midwits that would scream about how its a shill campaign.
All you people want to talk about it doomer shit. Go fuck yourself. This is smg. We talk about stocks.

>>53676417
We'd be years away from snektits. I'm innawoods before you can say "Ayy lmao".

>>53676614
American exceptionalism?

>>53676635
Yeah, who would be dumb enough to buy a BANANA company hahahaaa

>>53676642
>>53676672
I HEAR THE WORD INSIDE MY HEAD
AROUND MINORITES IT WILL BE SAID
IF THEY TALK TO ME

>>53676614
Nigger?

China knows where all the strategic bunkers are now and is getting ready for a nuclear sneak attack. The worst part is that the traitorous glowniggers knowingly let this happen.

>>53676614
Depends. Shills and bots will never say it, Hulkster.

>>53676703
YOURE A REAL HULKAMANIAC JACK
HH BROTHER DUDE

>>53676670
Saved.
One of my favorite solders across many games in 2 was one I got at random in EU. "Apex" Murakami was an absolute pipe hitter of an assault, insane innate accuracy and tough to boot. In my headcannon she was a human purist who refused the gene manipulation and cybernetic enhancements that many of the other troops took to get an edge over the aliens, and the game itself even collaborated with me when it turned out she didn't have any psychic gifts.
I recreated her in 2 and no matter what class she rolled as I always felt like she was way more useful than average.

>>53676726
Why does Hulk love the "nigger" word?

>>53676734
Gotta have that fighting spirit, to know what it's all for.

>>53676753
THE FIRST THING YOU GOTTA' REALIZE, BROTHER, IS THIS RIGHT HERE IS THE FUTURE OF VOCABULARY BROTHER.
EVERYBODY WAS WONDERING WHAT THE GAMER WORD WAS?
WELL, WHO KNOWS MORE ABOUT THAT WORD THAN ME, BROTHER?

I MADE THAT WORD A MONSTER. I MADE PEOPLE RICH BY USING IT.
AND WHEN IT ALL CAME TO PASS,
THE WORD NIGGER, THE NAME NIGGER, GOT BIGGER THAN THE WHOLE ENGLISH LANGUAGE BROTHER.

BLM WANTED TO TALK TURKEY WITH HULK HOGAN AMIGO. THE JEWS PROMISED ME MOVIES, BROTHER.
THEY PROMISED ME MILLIONS OF DOLLARS BROTHER. ALL I HAD TO DO WAS STOP SAYIN THE WORD BROTHER.

WELL I GOT NEWS FOR YOU JEWY JEWBERG, IF IT WASN'T FOR HULK HOGAN SAYIN NIGGER, RAP WOULDNT EVEN EXIST.
IF IT WASN'T FOR HULK HOGAN SAYIN NIGGER, KAMALA HARRIS WOULD STILL BE SELLING MEAT FROM A TRUCK IN
MINNEAPOLIS.
AND IF IT WASN'T FOR HULK HOGAN, ALL THESE JOHNNY COME LATELY'S THAT YOU SEE OUT HERE, NOBODY WOULD BE HERE.
I WAS SELLING OUT THE WORLD, BROTHER, WHILE NIGGERS WERE STILL PICKIN COTTON
SO WHATCHA GONNA DOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>53675756
They’re a religion because their beliefs are so vastly different from standard Christianity that it’s debatable whether they’d be saved at death in the Christian sense — considering their views on Christ.

>>53676226
>6.1% GDP growth between now and 2030
Wow, grandma really has lost her marbles

>>53676860
She is the bull version of Burry. Technically correct but timing is highly questionable.

ETA until the dump?

>>53676266
>DOLE
>meme stock
Literally no one but this place talks about DOLE.

>>53676952
this guy blocked me because i read his book (trillion dollar triage) and gave a review on it he didn't like (without even tagging him)

>>53676956
It’s the filter anon. He’s beyond schizo. Just ignore him.

>>53676614
Jabroni??

I'm going to try to profit off making a stock a meme. i'm going to do it with REAL - TheRealReal, an online consignment store. Their stock dumped all the way down to $1.50 for a few reasons - one, they dont make any money atm (they tried to open physical stores for who knows what reasons, and it didnt go that well), and two, they got sued by Chanel for claiming to be third-party authenticators for Chanel products without the approval of Chanel.

But I think their business is sound, and set to do well if there's a recession. And their ticker "REAL" is solid. I also think users of this thread could benefit from shopping there and dressing better.

i fucking knew it, actual ufos from outer space now flying all over. "cylinder" or "plate" shaped object kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzusi2cBmzY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vpqffgak7To

hmm china markets will dump soon

https://www.livemint.com/news/world/us-sanctions-six-chinese-firms-connected-to-balloon-uproar/amp-11676073649355.html

>>53675386
What's an example from that report of a useful investing tidbit? The article on NFTs?

>>53677000
>trying to get the *thread* interested in an ecommerce play
>not 'thredup'

>>53677000
>they dont make any money atm
>But I think their business is sound, and set to do well if there's a recession

>>53677018
Time to make some popcorn and take a trip over to /x/ it seems.

>>53677018
considering the number of drones and UAVs now being flown around by state & private actors for all sorts of reasons, aliens is a less likely explanation than ever. good chance its just bezos trying to keep tabs on his ex wife from the sky. or drone her.

>>53676614
BAMBALAM

open the market now

>>53676952
Told those schizos the BLS was upping the weight on services, which'd bump CPI numbers.

there are “people” on /smg/ still falling for psyops

there was a white employee at the grocery store who looked like clftranny and talked like a black guy talking to some black guys about the food he was making for the superbowl tomorrow
they were all high fiving and stamping their feet as the menu unfolded, and when he unveiled the piece de resistance i may have heard an 'OHHHH SHIIIIIIT'

>>53677103
The market will remain closed on Monday due to Alium Invasion Day (Observed). Sorry anon.

>>53677085
funnily i was looking at thredup, their stock has basically experienced the same kind of dump.

so why is therealreal different? simply, thredup resells basically anything from any mall-or-above-tier brand - it ends up with a "yard sale" vibe. And when you can get basic clothing from amazon for like $9 shipped, theres no need to go to some "online thrift store" and deal with sorting through a bunch of junk.

meanwhile therealreal has an actual value proposition, which is carrying a designer-brand and luxury-brand products at deep discounts - and often, these products are no longer available in stores anywhere, so therealreal is the only place to get them other than eBay or random online boutiques.

for example, if let's say you wanted a specific piece from the Calvin Klein Fall/Winter 2009 runway collection, basically your only place to look other than ebay would be therealreal.

>>53677087
secondhand and thrift stores boom during recessions, as do "quirky" alternatives like Etsy, which exploded during the 2008 recession. basically, during a recession, people have more time than money, so they will spend more time searching for deals or for unique things vs just going to the mall and forking over dough without thinking.

>>53677142
do you have the full pic, i only saw it once

>>53677103
What trades would you do if it were open now, anon?

>>53677150
Did it make you vomit?

>>53675102
I JUST WANT PORTFOLIO MARGIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>53677091
kek

>>53677090
ufo drone can be shot down only if they put on purpose their shield down

>>53677159
all of the trades. all of them.

>>53677179
What does it mean if my hand looks like that after fingering my broker (female)? Please explain using Technical Analysis and heikan ashi candles.

>>53677202
it's concerning because your broker is a man

>Pasts
I need a stock to transport me back to the Y2K era.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oX5pLwHbllg

>>53677213
>no TA
>no candles
I don't understand what you're trying to say.

is couscous good for you?

>>53675102
are there stock market chuubas?

>>53677194
This is when zero-commission brokerages shine.

>>53677249
which kind?

>>53677261
halal

>>53677261
Moroccan is healthier, Israeli is tastier.

I feel so empty inside

>>53677299
Same

>>53677299
checked and you're in the right place, brother
or is it the wrong place? i dunno

>>53677216
Sorry, there's only one French band worth listening to: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqX5Ej_ye2U&t=1m10s

>>53677299
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzMyeGDVfG4 songrel

for dinner i had poached chicken, mixed veg, and couscous
now i'm about to undo it by having 5-6 scotch and cokes

>>53677324
if you had something with actual flavor for dinner, maybe you wouldnt feel the need to indulge in drink.

>>53677324
Bruv...

>>53677328
yeah maybe i could eat acai bowls and wear yogapants like a faggot

>>53677324
You could just not eat gay food, then you wouldn't have to undo the gay so hard.

>>53677347
why do you need to wear yoga pants wtf?

>>53677347
you could make this with the same ingredients, lazy cracker

>>53677365
cold noodles in february, yeah right m8

Th ey finally made a desktop figure for theta farmers

11 minutes to movie night! Tonite's feature is Devil's Pass (2013), a horroir filme as requested, and a found footy to boot ^_^

>>53677375
i'm sorry is it freezing in your house? with the amount of body heat fat crackers generate its basically their own personal summer all year round.

>>53677401
i had to open a window cos the smell of turmeric from this thread is so pungent

>>53677399
dont post the link, there are too many newfags

>>53677410
i'm white cracker

>>53675326
No it isn't, no it doesn't
>>53677384
plz explain theta farming for easy $$?

It's important for the Chiefs to win tomorrow since there are more Eagles fans on Wall Street. Hard to celebrate and sell off at the same time.

Movie night movie night get in here! Tonite's feature is Devil's Pass (2013)!
>>53677422
they're bots, they won't be able to figure out how 2 get in

>>53677463
wait, the actual chiefs are it in the superbowl? is this the end bros?

Hanes (HBI) cancelled their dividend and the share price has been battered. The market cap is something like 1/4 of their revenue and they are a mature business. I'm not buying a new low here but I'm not seeing any reason not to start loading up on a schwads company. They will eventually start selling underwear again and then I will be getting something like 15-20% dividends from my purchase price.

URANIUM

>>53677216
Why’s she doing the Night Elf dance?

>>53677485
i was looking into Hanes the other week. my concern would be that as people do more shopping online, there's nothing particularly attractive to most people about the Hanes brand, when amazon is full of cheaper alternatives. It's not like Hanes particularly has a reputation for comfort or quality, so I wouldn't expect much brand loyalty from anyone but boomers who have been wearing Hanes briefs for forty years.

overall i dont think any apparel companies without specific & enduring brand appeal are good bets as low-end apparel comes to be dominated by third-world manufacturers.

>>53677485
Why are they cutting dividend? How much debt do they have? I where thier socks and underwear should I switch brands?

>>53677498
as a matter of fact...

>>53677506
>should I switch brands?
yes but only because thats boomer tier and hanes products are ugly af

>>53677485
What's their margins?

I'm feeling bullish if only for the fact there are articles like this about stashing money in CDs.

>>53677485
I took a haircut on HBI already this year. Thankfully I got out before they finally called the dividend cut. Once bitten.
The problem is that HBI is known for cotton, but it's very expensive right now. Everyone is switching fabrics to nylon and rayon to save costs, and dumb poor people (like me) don't know any better when it comes to socks at $4/12 or $12/12.
Same with shirts, only worse.

>>53677504
I had that train of thought but then I recognized it as a supply chain company instead. All it would take is for Amazon/Walmart/Costco to just license the name and the supply chain for a minimal fee and then Hanes continues on. Its almost an underwear

>>53677506
Big earnings miss. They have 4.3 Billion in debt and are adding another 300-400 million in a senior note offering to restructure. 5.5 P/E. I'm sensing blood in the streets because income investors are dumping the shares which I'm not understanding their logic.

Hanes has been doing this partnership with Tide to try to get people to wash in cold water. Which, to be clear, doesn't fucking work that well.

The motivation is pretty obviously, "if we sell people on washing with cold water, they wont be able to keep their clothes clean, so theyll have to buy more fresh white t-shirts and fresh white socks."

Joke's on them, imo, because zoomers dont give a shit about looking gross, and zoomers don't do laundry anyway.

Also the radio spots from this campaign are fucking annoying

>>53677533
Based, my ARKK is going to moon this week.

>>53677539
>4.3billion in debt

>>53677401
Latins and niggers have really closed the gap in recent years. Everyone's fat now, that's the thing, everyone's fat now. That's why MCD and KO do so well because they just sweeten everything.

Natural sodas in these foreigns countries are always half the sugar or less. Europeans are the only ones holding out. Meanwhile MCD and KO are making Africa, Latin America (ok maybe not Africa yet) and uh, Regular America and Top America (Canada) fat.

And Asia just has their own versions

>>53677541
They should just hook up with Ye and do a counter culture thing. It would at least give them word of mouth, and Wally world buyers don't gaf about the ADL.
But again, they're just too expensive right now. They've got to find a way to cut costs that don't involve half-and-half fabrics.

>>53677520
Profit Margin -2.04%
Operating Margin (ttm) 9.53%

I'm pretty sure they got slammed on inventory carrying costs when the port slowdowns happened. I could reasonably say that probably won't be an issue going forward.

>>53677537
I'd agree with you that the consumer could switch fabrics, but they usually doesn't last long and I think with the number of autoimmune/related conditions such as psoriasis and eczema on the rise they will end up right back in cotton.

>>53677539
>All it would take is for Amazon/Walmart/Costco to just license the name
I don't think they have any motivation to pay any real amount of money for the Hanes name when the Hanes name doesn't mean anything to anyone but some genuinely ancient boomers. They would probably rather use a generic name, or license a random brand with a better vibe.

And like, look, underwear is cheap as fuck - even if you buy Calvin Klein or Tommy Hilfiger underwear, what's it going to be, like $5 a pair? $10 max? In my experience, that's what younger people go for. Either vaguely premium menswear brands like those two, or just nike/adidas.

>>53677552
>tell me you've been raised with money without telling me you're raised with money
if you work a wagie job, skin itch isn't a discussion. you put some cream on that shit and go back to work.
rich people consider fabrics. poor fags get the cheapest thing they can find, and wear holes in them.

>>53677555
Maybe, but we have watched all three of those retailers license other names/brands in order to raise their consumer profile and appear less down market.

This is good discussion. I'm a small grubstake investor mind you so I will be putting my pennies where my mouth is and will be looking for a good entry point. I'll try and keep everyone posted on when I stop buying.

>>53677565
They already sell Hanes. Why would they lease a name that is already on the shelves, and isn't moving for the price?

>>53677559
aka they go to goodwill or walmart and buy what they can get (I've been there).

>>53677552
>I think with the number of autoimmune/related conditions such as psoriasis and eczema on the rise they will end up right back in cotton.
I wish you were right, I really really do, but the rise and staying power of leggings is strong evidence to the contrary. Leggings are just about the nastiest, sweatiest, most restrictive, least breathable fabric on the planet.

People are very easily tricked by the "this feels soft" nature of synthetics, vs the slightly coarser initial feel of cotton. Then they get eczema or acne from sweating into their viscose and they don't understand why.

People just start using eczema creams or taking steroid pills instead of wearing cotton...as I said, I wish you were right, because synthetics are nasty as hell, but my feeling is you're not right.

>>53677571
>second hand undies
go commando, you don't want those sores. and again, walmart sells HBI, and it's not selling, the prices are too high to move.

>>53677573
True, or they get the injections and move right on. No consideration of diet or exercise (or maybe not being super stressed out and inflamed all of the time).

>>53677570
maybe as a replacement for their "George" or "Amazon Basics" labeling. I'm not at all convinced on an industry level that the retailers want to be dealing with the clothing industry that much as it is an ESG minefield and we all know that's where the markets going.

>>53677504
Gildan (GIL) is the stock to own in this category.

>>53677584
I think cotton was brought up as being relatively expensive right now. I'm still seeing dirt cheap denim online since I was in the process of buying jeans for work as I am a dirty wrench turner. If it hasn't hit denim as hard did they just make some piss poor purchasing agreements for cotton like a Milo Minderbender?

>>53677565
>license other names/brands in order to raise their consumer profile and appear less down market.
that's kind of my point. they sell hanes at family dollar. its already bottom-of-market.

they sell calvin klein & tommy hilfiger underwear on discount at Ross Dress for Less already - so if any retailer wants a premium-looking brand, it'll have to be more upmarket than those, and i don't think Target is about to start selling Gucci underwear. (well, actually, maybe).

the other avenue is "maximum comfort brand" - and with that, you usually see new upstarts promising "revolutionary comfort" and delivering the same product, but people are easily tricked. Smartwool did this for socks, and MeUndies is doing it for underwear - you've heard of that one if you listen to any podcasts as they buy ad spots on tons of them.

imo, Hanes would do better if they used their existing supply chain to start a cycle of "fake startup brands" and put them on the shelves at their existing retailers. You would just do a new branding every year, depending on what's in. People like Marie Kondo this year? "Wakatani Simple Undergarment." People are talking about hygge? "Nordhupden Swedish Cotton Comfort Brief."

bros... I mentioned my interview a few days ago. I got the job. also including my guaranteed bonuses. I'll be making nearly 15k over what I was previously making which was already a good amount.

>>53677584
Funny. I wear hanes brand socks and wrangler pants. Done it for almost 25 years.

>>53677596
They aren't paying out a whole lot in dividends and they are a bit more expensive. Could they grow another 1-2 billion in market cap? What would that show out another 4-7 dollars in share price?

>>53677605
wait no I'm retarded its nearly 20k over. I can't fucking count

>>53677603
>imo, Hanes would do better if they used their existing supply chain to start a cycle of "fake startup brands" and put them on the shelves at their existing retailers. You would just do a new branding every year, depending on what's in. People like Marie Kondo this year? "Wakatani Simple Undergarment." People are talking about hygge? "Nordhupden Swedish Cotton Comfort Brief."

thats a pretty good business idea as is.

> i don't think Target is about to start selling Gucci underwear. (well, actually, maybe).

It wouldn't shock me. Gucci is sold at Macy's among other places.

any niggers get in on the C3.AI pumps? Missed the move and looking for any entry

>>53677605
Best thing to do is if you don't need that money for expenses is just shove the lot of it into your retirement.

>>53677603
I hate to have them cut lines, that puts people out of work, but they have at least 3 cuts of socks. they could drop it down to 2. they could also simplify their labels.
Call them
>Socks
>Size 8-11
>Mens
>6 pair
niggers (white ones too) will still just pull one pair.
>>53677609
Congrats yuppie.

>>53677645
currently saving for my first house so thats the plan. sitting on just barely shy of 100k right now for it. going to be putting in my 6% to my IRA though that my company matches

>>53677621
Grats on making 20k.
>>53677645
No this is bad advice because stocks will never go up again.

>>53677612
>>53677596
personally i dont think that there's much future for these low-end brands that already make everything in developing countries. all they are is a supply chain - they dont command any price premium based on their name, and any large retailer is going to want to cut around them to the 3rd world manufacturers as soon as they can.

ironically i had an uber driver a while ago who was also working as a sales rep for an indian apparel manufacturer that basically made the entire Gildan catalog for cheaper.

>>53677621
Gratz

>>53677621
yagmi

>>53677646
I'm kinda picky about my clothes. I like what I like and anything else I won't wear. I've tried cheaper socks (wmt brand,etc) and they just didn't feel right on my feet. Although when it comes to shoes, the knock off wmt ones aren't bad. I've got 13 inch wide feet. I like toe room. (No joke, tight socks/shoes can really mess up your feet over time)

>>53677646
it's not really cutting lines. they could make exactly the same product - white cotton socks - but change the name every year to something currently trendy.

if we're talking about black folks, and young americans in general, they dont wear hanes socks at all. they wear nike socks, and pretty much nothing but nike socks. if you go into a Dicks sporting goods, theyll have gigantic bins full of nothing but white or black nike crew socks. hanes is nowhere to be seen.

the way young people dress - socks & sandals or socks & crocs being popular - has actually made socks a lot more visible, and the price difference between a $20 pack of 3x nike crew socks, and a $12 pack of 6x hanes crew socks, isnt enough to justify buying the generic. as fewer and fewer people work manual trades, fashion is ever more dominant over price & practicality. and related to what you were saying, people would rather steal nike socks than be caught in hanes.

>>53677687
as someone who owns more socks that you would ever guess, adidas & saucony in my opinion make the best product - nike ones feel ok in theory but they get holes in them really fast in my experience.

these saucony ones also come in extended sizes for your big stompers. i know they aren't cotton but these are probably the most comfortable socks in my opinion. and it is an expert opinion.

>>53677712
thanks for the sock tips iwas in the market for upgraded socks

>>53677692
>>53677712
>reading this argument as someone who only buys Hanes
Wait, is your argument that Nike is becoming more mainstream than Hane's now? Because I've got maybe one or two years of impressing the zoomers with them if they're going out of style and I will use that

>>53677723
i think nike has successfully imprinted its stupid logo on zoomers at a brain stem level and they will be wearing nike products until the day they die.

they wear them with every single "style" of outfit that they do, even when it makes no fucking sense. zoomer "hippies" wear them with their birkenstocks. zoomer "preppy girls" wear them with their penny loafers. zoomer "goths" wear them with their doc martens.

its hilarious really. one of the easiest ways to clock a "vintage" image as being a larping zoomer is that they're wearing nike socks. they dont have any idea that its a zoomer thing.

what i find especially irksome is that the nike swoosh, being a simple curved shape, doesnt even fucking render well at the stitch resolution used for socks. it looks blocky and fugly. the adidas bars logo looks so much better. whatever. fuck zoomers.

>>53677692
>white cotton socks
I don't think wagies buy those. Most of the stuff at WM is black. It's probably cheaper to dye all the wool, than it is to bleach some of it.

any broker recommendation for buying stocks in hong kong from yurop?

>>53677742
i'll literally take a picture of cool shoes with my nike socks visible and upload it to tinder

>>53677751
say what? are you in america? if you are, tell me where, so i can go there. everywhere ive lived its almost nothing but white socks, and i hate it, because they look so dingy after a few wears, if you dont know how to do laundry properly (and zoomers most definitely dont).

>>53677760
go for it. normie zoomers only want one thing, and its douchey as hell

>>53677767
Everytime I look at the shelves it's mostly black socks. Maybe I'm just in the wrong aisle, or maybe the black socks aren't selling?

>>53677742
That's not addidas though?

>>53677485
They are trying to do the redeemful at a steep price https://finsight.com/deal-65267-hanesbrands-inc-hbi-2023-1

>>53677815
i posted that image as an example of the nonsensical way zoomers wear nike socks with everything. this person is trying to do some kind of "cozy hygge" look but instead of wearing, for example, cashmere socks, shes just got default nike socks on, because to zoomers theyre the only socks that exist.

heres what i mean about the logo though. and it looks a lot worse than this in real life, when its stretched out on a fat zoomers trotter.

>>53677814
anywhere ive been in america, if you sit somewhere and count how many people are wearing white vs any other color socks, its at least 70/30, and if you look at just men, its like 90/10.

You know whats fucked up? The USPS was prohibited from shipping and handling vaping products a year or two, plus any 3rd party shipping the products must verify ID and get a signature upon delivery. But my brother can order THC cartridges straight from California and the USPS will hand deliver it to his door, no ID or signature required. Hell, he ordered an ounce of plain marijuana from some native or something for medicinal use and the USPS got it to him in 4 days. A whole ounce of marijuana.

This isn't a dudeWEED rant. It's more a what kind of bullshit is that rant.

Hey guys. I post itt and on /trash/ a lot. Do you know what "gooning" is? Its basically where you waste all day edging and cumming and being dominated with porn.

How the fuck is this finance related? AI. There is a program called Elsavirus and has many forks and offshoots, and the idea here is that it floods your computer with porn, causing dozens of pop ups of whatever flavor you like, furry, bbc, inflation hentai whatever. I showed this to a good friend and he already was using AI to generate porn of his OCs and had a chat AI hooked into it to create vosuals for the story he was typefucking.

Long story short, the future of porn is going to be interactive. Deepfakes, generated content, you name it. We need better consumer grade chips and data centers. Traditional porn is fucking dead once this catches on.

https://youtu.be/Gam1XODEpS4

>>53677851
Yeah, but are you going to places where wagies sit, and are they buying white socks from wallyworld? Because that's all that matters here. Wagies ain't paying shipping for socks.

>>53677858
well uhh i'm guessing the thc/flower he ordered wasnt labeled as such in the mail. legitimate companies cant mail shit that isnt supposed to be mailed, but randos can label it whatever they want. have you not heard of like, silkroad? if youre mailing something illegal, you just put a random place as the return address and drop it off in a mailbox - and you can drop packages under 11 oz in any usps mail receptacle on the street, if you print out a shipping label online.

>>53677875
I'm guessing that the USPS was tired of having sacks of mail catch fire from chinese lithium batteries.

>>53677873
i dont really know what you mean by "wagie" - if you mean people who work in restaurants/service, you could well be right, but that isn't most people. black socks obviously don't show as much discoloration from wear, so theyre better for people who are going to be sweating. but i would bet you that those same people wear white socks on their days off.

>>53677887
Oh yeah I thought I could just buy batteries cheap and mail them as an Amazon vendor but it turns out you need freight shipments for that

>>53677893
I work a mcwagie service job. All my clothes are black. They dont dirty as often which means less stains etc. But then Im also a /biz/ autist so I dont socialize either

The shills are out in force tonight.

Dare wa Nihon ni iimasuka

Think jpy hits 150 soon?

>>53677887
Not really. You can order those batteries anywhere that sells them online and the USPS will deliver it because theyre not restricted to vaping, It's mostly the nicotine juice that the regulation specifies. The will not ship or handle vaping oil.

>>53677873
in this google search for example, we've got 17 white to 3 black, and a few random colors or tie dyed ones (those are more "a e s t h e tic" than anything anyone wears in my experience.)

i also put an angry face on a prime example of fugly zoomer nonsense

>>53677915
makes sense, that nicotine juice leaking out onto someone's skin could possibly be pretty harmful if the person had a heart condition. in comparison, touching weed doesnt really do anything. not that its legal to mail weed, but they probably dont super care.

WHY ARE YA'LL NIGGAS SHILLING SHOE BRANDS NOW? YA'LL REALIZE ONLY NIGGERS ARE INTO COLLECTING SHOES, RIGHT? BUY SOXL INSTEAD NIGGAS

>>53677926
also isnt it fuckin nasty these days how a random google search like this will give you weird sexual shit? look at that reddit result on the lower right. nasty ass reddittors, jesus christ.

>>53677933
wtf are you talking about? The reason for the regulation mentions nothing about nicotine to skin contacts. Your reasoning makes literally no sense.

>>53677939
thanks for posting those cute 2d grils. I love my anime grils.

>>53677939
if the conversation turns to socks i will literally never run out of opinions

Goodnight Hulkamaniacs
Night N' Tite dudes
HH

>>53677939
It seems that there is a boon in socks

>>53677893
oh shit, I've been talking with a tripfag nufag.
well. howdy and wtf brought you to this shithole of the world, and how fast can you flee to never come back?

>>53677960
3PxyE5QwNq3fdP5wRgkq9KFcTn4HTuemAg
I TAKE CRYPTO FOR MORE 2D GIRL POSTING NIGGA, TF AM I GON DO WITH A PIC OF YOUR CASH?
>>53677962
YOU HAVE A FETISH FOR FEET MY NIGGA. BUY SOXL INSTEAD.

>>53677893
>newfag and tripfag
>or just trolling
>either way not a good sign

>>53675102
Will Nike, being sock king, branch out into undershirts as well? Underwear too? 12 pack value pack, across every store. Or will they resist it? Are we about to see Nike... everywhere?

>>53677988
>>53678011
i know what "wagie" means you idiots. apparently you dont, because its usually just used to mean "anyone who works for a wage", but this guy seemed to be using it just to mean people who work in restaurants, service or trades, it seemed like. ive been here since i was in middle school and im almost 30

>>53678050
>ive been here since i was in middle school and im almost 30
Good job oldfag, want a medal?

>>53678047
i invite you to visit a dicks sporting goods sometime. its like literally half nike in every section. observe all the nike in this random ass image. the only way nike could take more shelf space at dicks is if they started making guns.

>>53678050
>>53678060
I'm 29. I'm pretty sure most people with a legitiment portfolio are around this age, between 26-36.
The others are either lucky, came upon a good deal of wealth via family or crypto, lying, or absolute poorfags.

>>53678069
They certainly have the target demographic if they made nike brand firearms

>MFW stocks just keep going up

Buy stocks; it’s free money. Simple as.

>>53678091

>>53678074
"legitimate", onii-san.

>>53678091
Most stocks go to zero

>>53678102
That reminds me, how many companies have gone bankrupt or delisted? Any index fund has a survivorship bias and doesnt have true representative numbers

>>53678102
Name one US index that went to zero.

All indexes go up over time guaranteed. You can but literally and index today and in ten years you will be guaranteed to be up money. It’s just a question of which will be up more. (Spoiler alert) it’s the nasdaq.

So i calculated that by investing in JEPI, by the time i retire at 65, i'd have 20 million

>>53678122
Stock indices, sure. But he's right: most individual stocks return less than T-bills.

>>53678153
>>53678153
>>53678153

>>53678085
>>53678069
Are you surprised