/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53675615
nk is trying to ddos the air force with $20 balloons

>>53675615
What stocks should I buy for the imminent ayy lmao invasion

>>53675615
>TOWN IN THE US IS BEING OVERRUN WITH A TOXIC POISON CLOUD
>QUICK RELEASE THE ALIEN FUD

>>53675655
>>53675699
>>53675722
Checked

>>53675615
So now they are freaking out and just shooting at anything? What if they are civilians having fun with balloons.

>>53675722
>>53675699
>>53675655
blessed thread

bitcoin or gold are the only things aliens would want and prob uranium

posted in another thread

>>53675847
Why would aliens want our mined elements? Any species advanced enough for that kind of space travel has likely already perfected mining the endless resources in space

>>53675863
True

>>53675722
They are really trying to hide that story hard too
The chemicals must be highly toxic, I bet everyone in a 30mi radius of that crash is getting cancer

I hope the ayys have big tiddies

>>53675615
I come here for investing advice and you faggots are talking about gayliens.

>>53675615
Based Biden finally fighting back against the alien invasion. It's about time.

>>53675893
Plenty of space left over for seethe, demoralization and poojeet shilling threads. Relax

another weather balloon

>ayys make contact
>congratulate humanity on finally solving the oracle problem
>sergey nazarov becomes ambassador for humanity to galactic federation
>humanity is elevated to a post-scarcity civilization capable of immortality
>suffering as a concept quickly becomes archaic due to this newfound prosperity
>-6.73%

>>53675615
It's just a drone with a jammer

The stock market is going to pump on monday cuz aliens will trade space cash for dollars and buy literally everything. You have to look at this from the aliens perspective. It's like when we buy into the Indian market. We're an emerging market from their point of view and they want a piece of the pie before we become a spacefaring civilization. I they will focus on tech stocks and metals. If the dollar spikes you will know what's up.

if they really aliens why would they keep coming from (((chinas))) side.

>>53676058
audibly kek’d

>>53675615
Buy alien coins NOW.

>>53675699
lockheed martin, as you should anyway

>>53675722
>>53675615
>Gas poisoning the entire state of Ohio
>China keeps pinging us with balloons
>Ukraine advance is begging us for air intervention now
Jesus Christ, why is everything going to shit so quickly

>>53675615
those werent balloons

>>53675615
THEY'RE HERE TO TAKE OUR LINKIES!! DON'T SELL TO THE ALIENS!!!!

>>53675615
space is fake, ays come from inside the earth.

PROJECT BLUE BEAM HAS BEGUN
NWO INC
BUY MORE LINK BEFORE ITS TOO LATE

it’s happening bros
the invasion has begun

>>53676280
its umm
its over

>>53676280
Embrace the chaos, it helps having a tin foil hat though. I'm sure it's part of a bigger plan.

>>53676280
>now
lol

>>53675699
any natural resource stock would be bullish as the elohiem return to earth in order to drain us of all our water, diamonds and gold.

>>53676158
we solved the global demand problem, now we can export goods to alpha centauri

>>53677490
Gold i can see why, but diamonds? It's nothing but a jewish scam since it was discovered. We can mass produce perfect ones the size of your fist for 15 bux...

>>53676158
That's not how the USD work tho.. It will be extremely bearish for the US if ayyys start to import all the goods of this planet in exchange of illuminakike toilet paper. It used to be US's privilege for the past 80 years.

>>53675615
The USA cannot identify an object before and after shooting it down.
>Incompetent.

>>53678956
they either know what it is and aren't saying, or the object never existed at all

>behold zhe next pandemic, vhe vill tell zhem zhe aliens are choming and zhey vill eat zhe bugs, own noszhing and finhally be happy

It's not aliens.
Even if it is, then you really think they have gone from physics defying manoeuvres and speeds which they have supposedly been seeing doing on many occasions to being shot down by our primitive weaponry? No way

Did I get these in the lobby or at the Pyaterochka?

>>53675655
probably just a bunch of chink balloons
https://youtu.be/hiwgOWo7mDc

>>53675699
quantum computer stock with military connections. no joke. shit's about to get real af

>oy vey goyim, forget about the confirmed chinese spy balloons that we've been letting freely penetrate our secure airspace
>they're really aliens, you antisemite
Reminder that this article came out last year.
https://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/40054/adversary-drones-are-spying-on-the-u-s-and-the-pentagon-acts-like-theyre-ufos

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>>53679463
Sorry, *two years ago.

UFOs are the excuse for glowniggers being traitors to china.

>Masters antigravity, transmedium, FTL travel (w/o violating general relativity) by literally manipulating the very fabric of reality at the quantum level.
>Bends spacetime around itself, including light, resulting in literal invisibility cloaking.
>Moves seamlessly through air, water and space, possibly even solid objects in crafts shaped like cubes, tic tacs, etc.
>Allows themselves to be shot down by primitive "weapons-plastered-to-the-outside-of-our-craft", human technology

remember that headline about people's illegal swimming pools being discoverd by ai
what if the real ayy lmao ballon was the ai and the airforce has a bunch of illegal swimming pools

Aliens being real means its time to start investing in hyperdimensional weapons

>>53680360
I wouldn't worry about it.

>>53680379
yup also nothing important

>>53675847
didn't you watch that one alien movie? they want our water

>>53680398
Hydrogen and oxygen are some of the most abundant elements in your typical asteroid belt, and you don't have to get them out of a gravity well there. Getting water from Earth is one of the least efficient ways to get it.

>>53680360
sauce?

>>53676280
>have literal dementia potato for president
Gee how can this happen.

>>53676184
>be ayy lmao have to build underwater base because humans are too dumb to get into the ocean abyss unless they use submersible that can't do any recon anyway
>where to build it
>maybe in the biggest ocean on the planet

>>53680749
maybe NORAD

>>53680887
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69V5btijqJE
managed to find this

>>53675655
kek

>>53680772
You voted for him though

will this be bad for my stocks?

>>53676058
kek fucking faggot

>>53675615
>0 B.C. + 2023
>falling for the fake alien invasion

>>53675615
I hope the ayys have technology to cure my type 1 diabetes. I'm sick of the bullshit bros.

>>53675722
Digits. Glowniggers on suicide watch

>>53676280
>2020 gave us the coof
>2022 gave us WW3
What will this year's big surprise be? American Chernobyl?

>>53676058
topkek

>>53681516
look up the snake diet and diabetes

>>53681557
Nothing? 2021 had nothing too relevant as a long-term event, aside from covid going on. We have to wait for 2024

>>53675655
>>53675722
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>>53681144
>>53681900

witnessed. fuck jannies trannies and above all kikes.

>>53676290
>rwaaaar hawarrr

>>53680360
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyuHDr6xksg

>>53679434
My body is not ready for hyper-war.

>yeah let's a pick a fight with aliens that have FTL technology, it's not like they can just accelerate a moon sized asteroid into earth at the speed of light or anything.

>>53676280
Ever read a history book? It comes all at once.

I got at least four more implants on my dick this weekend. They are doing it on purpose. It's not an accident.

>>53677490
Based Enoch reader