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Its time for the memesters to look up what death spiral financing is

NO SOON. SOON WE FAUX RISE. then we crash when people least expect it.

I seriously hope you guys don't buy individual stocks.

>>53672953
Kek

>>53672963
>Being an index cuck
but your portfolio is full of leveraged etfs

What do you think of https://valuestock.substack.com/p/genco-shipping-and-trading-limited

>>53672963
Yes, I made 50% profit on COIN in a few weeks.

>>53672955

How much is TSLA going to bleed next week?

>>53672953
Now I want milk, nigger

>>53672963
based

>>53672999
I don't even know why bears are shorting COIN, bears are fucktarded

>>53672963
I buy BOIL

>>53673024
Because its an enron tier scam

My diversification strategy is to buy everything, wait at least 10 years, and see what happens.

>>53673024
uh, because all crypto is a massive 100% scam going to 0?

>>53672953
>tfw I finally bit the bullet and booked an overnight session with a mommy caregiver

>>53673024
Please provide us with your outlook for margins? Please support your answer.

POWW will miss its earnings

>>53673043
Based. Like blackrock but with $200 instead of $200,000,000,000

>>53672963
VTI, ITOT (avoid wash sales), IXUS. Some vbtlx.

>>53673031
>>53673049
>>53673046

Youre a moron. COIN is positioned for the future really well. The took out convertible bonds so they have a nice cash moat.

Margins for COIN will obviously get even better.... profit margins are at 35% for COIN.....idiot bears. you can't take my shares from me, naked shorts.

>>53672963
you can replicate the performance of any ETF by buying its top 10 positions. even better, you own the stock and not some J*** led billion dollar heavy company.

>>53673079
If I was short COIN I would cover at................................$0

>>53673095
Okay asshole idiot moron, you really think COIN is going to zero? You need to look at the MACD and RSI and the Volga Vanna swaps that are going to drive it up to $200 soon.

You COIN shorts don't know whats coming.

>>53673109
Delusional moontard. The cryptobubble is dead. COIN is a shit tier company.

Yang sisters it's time to get pretty.

You guys aren't suffering from resenteeism are you?

>>53673086
>tfw no pyjama bocchi gf

>>53673140
paid boomer cope

>tfw you missed the generational bottom in 2009

>>53673126
Okay can you explain why COIN is a shit tier company then?

>>53673155
>mfw I shorted the generational top on 2.10.23

>>53672963
no sir i do not

>>53673138
lol

RIG

>>53672963
Nah, i hold etfs. I also sell options on leveraged etfs like tqqq and soxl.

Stock picking feels like a waste of time. Too much forecasting shit pretending like your naive ignorance is better at understanding a business model than some other fuckhead analysts and it’s all crap shooting really.

I like reading about companies, but im really annoyed about having to make a call like I understand it better than everyone else in order to make a profit. I have to somehow intuitively understand a company in like a week better than someone who’s been analyzing it for months or maybe even trading for years in the industry. What’s the point of trying to feel right about shit that’s completely speculative?

if I don't see Wingstop surge in Google Trends during this year's Super Bowl like it normally does, I'm adding to my short.

>>53673071
Black rock is over 20x that much.

>>53673190
Lol actually im sure there's some statistical significance to that idea...there has to be some cointegration there

>>53673086
Interesting. You can approximate an ETF that way, but in some cases it'll be a pretty rough approximation. Also, the top 10 positions and weightings change, so you'll have to make periodic adjustments.

I'M GOIN ALL IN ON SPY PUTS

Disney is bringing back the divvy end of the year. Formerly it was $1.76 a share annually. While I don't expect it to be that high to start (CEO has kinda hinted that it won't be) still I think it'd be least half of its former value (0.88 annual) and then resume the hikes year after year. Boils down to me being glad I added to my DIS holdings during the shat fest. I wasn't expecting a divvy but hey every little bit more helps.

dubs and I'll get drunk and watch romance kdramas again

Hmmm

>>53673207
Yeah, that's how I managed to conclude that Party City was going to shit the bed during their Halloween earnings this year. Spirit Halloween searches was almost double or triple what Party City searches were.

>>53673095
Im going to naked short COIN and then short ladder attack it so it goes down to zero then cellarbox it so it goes bankrupt and I dont even have to close my position

>iShares creates ETF for Mexico
>Gives it the ticker EWW
Mexibros...

at least I tried

>>53673232
>$7 Million
thats just some big pedo hedging for fuel prices to guarantee their superyacht orgies no matter what oil does

What food are you getting for the Superb Owl and what ticker symbols are associated with said food.

>>53673216
disney is gay. fuck disney

>>53672991
Pros: One anon has occasionally used a cute anime girl to shill it over the past year or so

Cons: Dry bulk shipping is dead dead dead. You'd need another round of supply chain snarls to create shortages and make shippers rake in another year of record profits.

>>53673086
Yeah, but you'll get fucked by your broker trying to track the index more than you’ll get charged by the company managing the etf. You COULD do it, but the draw of etfs is convenience and low prices for management. Trying to stockpick is a huge wast of time for the majority of people. It's a lot of work for very unclear results with no promises or clear lessons on how to get ahead.

If you're ben graham incarnate then go ahead, but most of us just don’t know markets well enough to beat them.

I just copy markets and sell a bit of insurance on the side for some sweet theta to profit off retail retards buying short term options like they can win the lotto.

>>53673064
Based on what?

>>53673243
>Direxion creates an inverse ETF for China
>Gives it the ticker CHAD
unbelievably based
>>53673278
DPZ and WING are the two most popular that come to mind. I'm short WING and have no opinion on DPZ.

>>53673243
Mexican inflation going up, not good senior

>>53673179
>but im really annoyed about having to make a call
what you mean is you have no GUMPTION

>>53673005
I don’t know. Investor day is in 3 weeks though, so it could pump again.

>>53673300
>DPZ and WING are the two most popular that come to mind. I'm short WING and have no opinion on DPZ.
I DONT FUCKING CARE ABOUT WHAT IS POPULAR

I WAS ASKING YOU ABOUT WHAT FOOD YOU ARE PERSONALLY GETTING
AND WHAT FUCKING TICKERS ARE ASSOCIATED WITH THAT KINDA FOOD

>>53673140
Kek. Utterly classless. It’s a corporate bid to abuse language. What silly shit. It’ll probably work.

>>53673243

https://vocaroo.com/1dmb0PiAqesvreminder

>>53673278
I will be getting a nice muskrat or maybe some Vole. I don't want to embarrass myself in front of the Suberb Owl.

>>53673300
>I'm short WING
Why, just curious? Are you just not a fan of consumer discretionary stocks going into a recession?

>>53673299
>He doesn't know..... about the DOW history. Buddy, you could have done it a long time ago!

THREAD THEME
https://youtu.be/bdpuBjXC8G8

>>53673005
15% until the 14, when retail shorts start to load up with the dxy kissing 104 retard pump again

https://vocaroo.com/1dmb0PiAqesv
Reminder

>pre-futures

Sers, I don't feel so good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6a_K2fPKUE

>>53673317
>WHAT FOOD YOU ARE PERSONALLY GETTING
Chicken wings from Publix.
>WHAT FUCKING TICKERS ARE ASSOCIATED WITH THAT KINDA FOOD
WING and TSN.
>>53673334
Valuation doesn't make sense (P/E of 112), Tyson reported that demand for chicken was lower than expected during their earnings, and I think the Avian flu could eat into their margins.

>>53673347
Okay fuck Joe Brandon but he's BASED for this one

>>53673086
Top 10 positions have least growth potential, and in the spx's case, little diversity or dividends.

>>53673360
crypto?
24/7 stable coin forex is pointing to further dump

>>53673308
Guilty. You’re right. I have no gumption. I just want money. And i look at the work and the profits and it doesn’t make sense unless you have a portfolio in the right size. Id need profits much higher than is realistic to justify the research time and effort and all the reading documents tax sheets and writing in excel. That’s even if i felt like I understood how to forecast revenue well, which i don't, and to win big you have to make a right call, when other people were making wrong ones. But most likely they have better information than you, more people working together, and more experience tracking that company.

You can maybe profit off of irrational market behavior. That’s the only thing I believe. And that entails lots of studying for breadcrumbs and trying to interpret what processes imply about market forecasting and then having literally 0 intuition about it, as you struggle to profit against market irrationality.

>>53673278
Home made chicken wings JBSAY and beanie weenies TSN

>>53673317
I'm probably going to make a run for goyslop. Probably MCD

>>53673372
>Valuation doesn't make sense (P/E of 112), Tyson reported that demand for chicken was lower than expected during their earnings, and I think the Avian flu could eat into their margins.

Jim Chanos (legendary short seller) has complained about their numbers before. Can someone explain to me how a restaurant chain with down EBIT (and EBITDA), 1% comps, and net debt of 6x EBITDA, still trades at 10x revenues? WING seems like a solid short, anon.

>>53673388
Dude, do futures even tell you decent forecasts for the specific day? I always feel like futures are like asking your shaman to consult the chicken bones for a fortune telling.

>>53672963
Got some reits, but only because vwrl hardly has any real estate.

>>53673372
>yson reported that demand for chicken was lower than expected during their earnings
Wait, that lowers the price of chicken, which benefits WING's margins and pricing power.

But i mean, yeah WING is still way too overvalued

My cat has a 2nd and possibly 3rd home, because he's a whore. How do I profit?

>>53673420
What do you think about a portfolio that is:
70% Global Equity
20% Global Bonds
5% REITS (Developed Markets)
5% Commodities Basket

Futures.

>>53673414
futures are just a better chart because more data. the trend is what counts and that one is the same
>fortune telling
in the end it is, no matter how sound the TA, how good the FA, how many variables were included and how many scenarios considered, there is always the probability of somebody screaming NIGGER

>>53673217
okay I'll try again

>>53673455
>Didn't say I was

What kinda cope is this.

It's literally my trading face

>>53673430
>lowers the price of chicken
That is fair, but I read it more as "people are eating less chicken", which would be bad for sales. Maybe I'm reading the TSN earnings wrong.

>>53673433
Stock up on cat food, sell to neighbour feeding him at a premium

>>53673460
again

So who has the picture of 2scoops

>>53673451
That's pretty much what I do, so I must like it. Although I have US treasuries and real estate instead of global.

>>53673529
Janjans will nuke it.

>>53673411
Why are you going to McDonalds for the superbowl? Why not traditional super bowl food? also, what are you getting for mcdonalds

also will you short WING with me since you dont seem like ur not a fan of traditional superbowl foodds

>>53673394
That's a realistic view. We have no hope of pricing major stocks better than teams of heavily incentivized experts with physics PhDs and excellent data, and who are constantly competing against each other in a darwinian process.
And even if you could, the additional return wouldn't be worth the effort unless you already had a lot of money.

>>53673451
I'm 60/40 VT and EDV
and my roth ira is all VNQ

>>53673412
Does he have any good books? Im looking for a good bear guide. I tried looking him up, but it looks like there’s only irrelevant garbage coming up in the search.

>>53673317
I’m not watching gay and cringe sportsball

>>53673597
so ur just a fan of goyslop? You like McDonalds? Why. What do you eat from there

>>53673469
Damn did they give the successful one a backstory chapter? I am so far behind on this manga after qbtorrent starting giga aids'ing my previous PC. I sucked when I tried forex trading so I enjoy living vicariously through these lasses.

>pasts

Im long natgas since 2.5$ on 10x
I will take profit at 4.1$
Good morning sirs

>>53673618
Good luck trading that shitcoin

All the WING talk reminds me that DNUT is trading at oddly high valuations too. Food/Restaurants are very bloated. Though in DNUT's case it may be price memory from before it was taken private years back.

>>53673587
Chanos hasnt written any books but he's done awesome interviews. look those up and listen to them as podcasts while you take walks, exercise, drive, etc
That's what my hedge fund friend (he runs an L/S book) did and told me to do and its pretty useful for learning about short selling based on fundamentals.

I'll try to find other sources cuz that guy is an alpha goldmine. He also regularly drops ticker symbols.

Oh also look at his twitter lol, thats where he offers lotta alpha. Twitter handle: @WallStCynic

>>53673552
Oh im not even going to watch the Superbowl. I'm just gonna keep an eye on it in the ESPN app. My go to order at WacArnolds is
2 daily doubles
10 piece nug, double sweet and sour
Large fry
It's the most perfectly balanced McDonald's order in existence

>>53673615
stop making fun of bocchi!

Wednesday decides the fate of America

>>53673641
>2 daily doubles
what is the difference between a big mac and a daily double

>>53673278
Nigga what?

>>53673420
>Got some reits, but only because vwrl hardly has any real estate.
reits are starting to get surprsingly big and I bet we're maybe 2 years away from socialists throwing a bitch fit about them
3% of all global gdp goes through prologis and the index for america alone already has 1 million apartments

>>53673648
>Cisco, Roku, Shopify
Miss
>Roblox
Beat
>KraftHeinz
Beat + raised guidance

>>53673638
Yeah I only follow Chanos on Twitter. I don't like how I've yet to see him post anything he's bullish on, but he's still a nice source. I also like Keubiko a lot.
>>53673648
I want CROX to whiff so bad so I can buy more, but I don't think it will.

>>53673648
You did mean Tuesday, right?

>>53673651
Daily double is a double cheeseburger with lettuce, tomato, onion, and mayo. It's only a $3 sandwich and makes a McDonald's burger actually complete. Big Mac is too much bread.

I just winned 2.7k from a 5USD bet.

How do I profit from this?

>>53673648
DE is the only ticker that matters this week.

>>53673634
Thank you sir. I will make many rupees at 4.1

>>53673682
quit gambling while you are ahead

Just spotted another big brain Baggie take that aged very well
>>53661209

>>53673676
I almost said Tuesday solely due to KO but opted for Wednesday to hit more sectors.

>>53673684
Space is the future.

>>53673682
Nice anon, I did alright on the slot last night. They are the worst but I love those one armed bandits.

>>53673674
Chanos doesnt post on anything bullish because his hedge fund is short-only

Is owning a strip club the point where you have officially "made it"? I mean having a harem of women that you skim money off seems like the oldest business of an alpha male around and you don't exactly see poor bulgarian or russian mafia owning strip clubs.

>>53673661
>3% of all global gdp goes through prologis

>>53673732
being short-only is...a lot. even Hindenburg Research has gone long before (they shorted TWTR when the buyout was initially accepted and longed it after Elon said he was officially withdrawing).

Don’t forget to ice bath. I didn’t make as much ice this week so mine probably won’t be as cold as usual
Also I am phone posting by choice, not because I am being forced to for several days…

>>53673762
Imagine the smell.

>>53673762
I can almost guarantee you that every strip club is just a front for a drug operation or some other crime

NEW THREAD THEME
https://youtu.be/RhMYBfF7-hE

>>53673682
Invest in an index fund and forget about it for 20 years.

>>53673771
>ice bathers
>phone poster

yikes!

>>53673796
Well for reasons I cannot use my home internet to post at this time…

>>53673765
It doesn't really matter, because his hedge fund is actually 190% long and 90% short. His net market exposure is really around 100%.

Mostly on indices and beta i assume

Also keubiko is awesome lol

you bought puts right anon?

>>53673771
Why don't you just turn your shower as cold as it will go? Also, why the ice bath?

INTC either suspends the dividend and then its a buy a few quarters later after the angry divvi boomers are done selling or it goes into the abyss that T entered into a few decades ago.
There is no middle ground.
>>53673140
Waiting for Boomer middle managers to finally be replaced by AI. Actually, most of them could be replaced by a spreadsheet.

>>53673820
Must be the jewish jannies fault

>>53673837
They are good for if you've just done a hard workout, otherwise the health benefits are basically Joe Rogan pseudoscience

>>53673394
i make money from working, and i buy stocks in things i like because it pleases me to do so. if my money's just in a bank, i'm resentful that i need a stupid bank to hold my dollars, but if i buy stocks with it, i am pleased whenever i see or use products from the companies i own stocks in. it's not like i'm investing much in anything risky. i just think it's more fun this way. and of course, i only buy into something when it looks relatively low, and if it spikes up a lot higher than i bought it, i'll sell it.

i understand perfectly well that ETFs et cetera are probably more profitable to hold in the long run, but what ive discovered is that i only enjoy money that i feel like i earned through work or wit.

>>53673837
I take a cool shower before the bath to prepare, but the water don’t get this cold
Also being in ice cold RUNNING water feels s a lot worse

>>53673863
Ice is mostly gone after fifteen min… water got colder though… interesting

In about two weeks my mushrooms should be ready to mix with substrate to start fruiting. So far no mold. Broke up the initial clump that formed so now getting smaller clumps all over the place.

>>53672963
amazon
snapchat
pinterest
match group (dating sites)
meta
roblox
khiron life sciences (medical cannabis company with former president of mexico on the board)

>>53673636
>DNUT
krispy kreme is delicious but they seem to have been BTFO by dunkin donuts because they never made any sort of coffee drink a "thing." i fuckin hate dunkin donuts.

now you see boxes of krispy kreme being sold at walmart & 7-11, and they seem to move fairly fast, but i'm inclined to think it's mostly boomer nostalgia. nothing that comes in a box is going to have anything close to the delicacy of a glazed krispy kreme donut fresh off the line.

SOXL CHADS GONNA BE WINNIN THE NEXT COUPLE OF WEEKS. SOXS CHUDS GONNA BE SHITTIN THE BED.

>>53673885
dude wtf is wrong with your fingernails? nail biter?

>>53673636
I’ll look into it. Thanks friend. If you’re looking for any decent reading on pricing volatility or case analysis on debt crises, Colin Bennet and Ray Dalio wrote some interesting books on the subjects if you’ve already read graham and buffet and you’re looking for more to read, they did share some interesting information in my opinion.

>>53673762
The externalities don’t seem worth it to me. Both the clientele and the workers are more predisposed to illegal actions. It’s best not getting involved in a business like that unless you’re comfortable with crime and criminals. I don’t believe i could ever turn a profit with those types on top of the damage it’d do to my blood pressure.

>>53673796
I did this once like a retard. Did a workout. Someone on /fit/ told me to try to wash in cold water because it’s good for t levels and reducing inflammation. Nearly fainted in the bathroom when blood stopped reaching my head. Feel free to call younger self a retard for listening to someone from /fit/

>>53673890
wtf roblox has stock? and also, wtf, roblox was released in 2006?

why did it suddenly become a trend for 10 year olds a couple years ago?

>>53673885
what in the absolute fuck is going on with your "thumb" bro?

>>53673885
Final question. Why did you get your big toe surgically attached to where your thumb should be?

>>53673908
Probably ocd or schizophrenic. I have a friend with schizophrenia and he chews his nails off to the stub. It's gross and weird.

>>53673908
Huh, mine look normal
I pick at the cuticles a bit but that’s all

Nice legs anon, fix your nails.
https://youtu.be/taZy3-83Yis

>>53673915
yeah, i don't know what you would go in for a strip club when strippers are usually druggy hoes and not all that attractive in the light of day. you could just own a coffee shop and hire yourself 3 weed smoking baristas and have a heck of a good time.

>>53673939
Post a close up of your thumb please

>>53673939
you have some short stubby nails anon

>>53673939
those absolutely dont look normal. you have like less than half the fingernail of a normal person. maybe you were just born weird though.

>handposting
The semiannual tradition returns I see.
>>53673927
Originally got swept up in the flash in the pan "Web 3" memes in 2021. Now it mostly exists unironically as a groomer's paradise and unregulated casino for children.

>>53673930
this. What is it with jews all having weird hands, like if they were not human

What's hedging for? Why not a smaller position on the original bet?

>>53673988
>What's hedging for? Why not a smaller position on the original bet?
What is car/homeowner's/health insurance for?

Wtf I did t know I had weird hands

Poor Scoops got doxxed. Sad.

>>53674034

Just a friendly reminder to panic sell at open on Monday.
Yes even your KO

>>53673988
Depends on who it is. Institutions hedge because they get paid a cut of trading fees every time they make a trade. They don’t male money on stocks. They make way more just by being the counterparty to a lot of trades.

An individual might do it to lock in gains without selling. This males sense if you want to hold onto profits for longer to avoid paying more taxes for holding the asset for under a year.

>>53674038
kwab

>>53674034
Sir....

>>53674034

>>53674034
You have an uncircumcised thumb

>>53674034
Anon...

>>53674034
is your skin growing over your nails? push those cuticles back bro wtf?

>>53674044
nothing ever happens
it will be a slow bleed out with some schizo 5-8% pumps every few weeks and then going back to slowly crabbing down

>>53674044
ALWAYS DO THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT THE JEWS TELL YOU, NIGGA

just lost my health insurance, does that mean the bottom is in?

>>53674034
This is what ice baths do to you

>>53674034
wtf. are you an incest baby?

>>53674044
line go up confirmed

>>53674086
/SMG/ ONLYFANS!!!! YASSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

>>53674105
why cant real women look like that, I dont get it.

>>53672943
>https://www.khanacademy2trws.org/economics-finance-domain
Does the "2twrs" signify anything?

>>53674124
no, we just have very low skilled bakers here

>>53674034
dude... get this tool and push your fucking shit back you look retarded. i mean that with love

>>53674120
i dont know but its the source of my lifelong anguish

>>53674124
Looks like someone accidentally typed the captcha when posting the OP. Should be https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

When SKYT moons to $15 Friday after earnings I will make sure to personally heem every single one of you pseudo intellectual poorfags.

>>53674034
I knew a korean who had a wide screen tv looking thumbnail like that lmao

Also please stop posting Morgan Stanly articles, you dumbfucks really think they're gonna tell you the truth? Are you fucken retarded?
I'm not saying we'll not go down, but 26% crash? Factor inflation into that and you're insane.

Now for a personal blog, someone posted a picture of some girl on 4chan as one of those "clickbait" threads and I realized I had fucked that girl in the past.
She's now doing onlyfans.
I'm not sure how to feel about this. I liked her. She was a good person.

>>53674162
They'll just release another revised article saying that the market crashed 26% in real terms once ATH gets reached.

>>53674162
>Vietnam war flashbacks to the argument some anon was having last year I think about this time about how inflation was bullish for stocks

LLMOps is interesting because it solves an immediate burning problem but also wild to know that a bunch of ad-tech / ads-targeting startups from 2007-2010 got wiped after google and facebook simply fixed their ads manager products

>>53674044
Dow jones hasn't even went bear market yet

>>53673944
Just hire three onlythots and have them serve coffee in bikinis

>>53673079
>>53673024
SEC is going after staking which heems a lot of the cryptos which heems COIN

>One poop by this pee

>>53674230
>One poo by this peepoo

>>53674234

I'm not bullish enough.jpg

>>53674171
A woman will always take the path of least resistance in life. Onlyfans is effortless money just for existing.

>>53673299
ammo costs have been bottomed out for a few months now and they were barely in the green before. They had huge QC issues where lots of rounds were underloaded, which can cause a block in the barrel which is a pain in the ass and then a disaster if you don't notice it before you take a 2nd shot. Word about their shit ammo has pretty thoroughly spread and it takes either a lot of time to build back reputation or you need to be the cheapest seller, which they aren't.
>t. /k/

>>53674230
Eat more fiber and yogurt. When your only intake is semen you are gonna poop less. Its the law of the universe.

SOXL NIGGAS THIS STOCK ABOUT TO GET TO $150/SHARE BY END OF MONTH MY NIGGAS. I MYSELF TOOK OUT A SECOND MORTGAGE FOR MY HOUSE AND 4 YEARS WORTH OF STUDENT LOANS FOR THIS TRADE MY NIGGA. I GOT MY WHOLE HOOD DO THE SAME MY NIGGA, THEY BE PUTTIN THEY WHOLE NET WORTH INTO THIS ONE TRADE TOO NIGGA. WE ALL BE BALLIN HARD NIGGA NO CAP FR FR. THERE AIN'T NO REASON IN HELL YOU SHOULDN'T ALSO PUT YO WHOLE ASS NET WORTH INTO SOXL MY NIGGA, TRUST THE PROCESS MY NIGGA. WE GON' PROFIT ON THIS HARD AF MY NIGGA.

>>53674311
just dropped 10 bands on this nigga fr shits finna be bussin no cap

Anyone have any good finance blogs to read? I like zerohedge, I like WSoP, I like Clarus techs blog, like FT of course. Looking for more hard numbers blogs over witty commentary

>>53674311
>>53673907
>>53674354
lol this idiot bought calls on SOXL right before the dump

Semiconductors are crack in all but name...

>>53674290
Interesting... Thanks, /k/lansman.

>>53674212
you know, i think you've got a billion dollar idea.

the problem with hooters is, who wants to eat chicken wings around the hot women and get all messy? plus, who but boomers is really into that ganguro type anymore?

suicidegirl onlyfans-having baristas, now that would be a ticket.

>>53673243

SPIC wasn't sell received when first proposed...

>>53674397
I was thinking lactating titty cows

>>53674421
just let them have free freappucinos & croissants while theyre on shift and you'll have the cows you seek.

>>53674371
NIGGA I WAS BUYIN SOXS BEFORE THE DUMP AND NOW IT'S ABOUT TO REVERSE

>>53674397
There was an /biz/raeli who made a few threads about starting a stripper maid service. Basically your hire some hoes, they go to the dude's house in skimpy maid outfits, and do a shitty cleaning job. Coffee shop isn't as great of an idea if you wanna attract the hoe loving crowd; not enough moving around, only 1/2 of the hoe is visible, and you still have to deal with the horrid restaurant biz margins.

>>53673597
>mfw there's another case of commotio cordis in the superb owl

>>53674441
Id focus on gay girls because they are gigathots

I am exiting all crypto except btc and eth. This includes COIN

>>53674369
THE ART OF THE DEAL BY DONALD TRUMP NIGGA

>>53674456
Glitch in the simulation

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>>53674034
>ice baths for weeks
>doesn't manicure nails
you are a warning to others. thank you good sir

>>53674369
>FT
do you pay or is there a free way

We just opened a $1B short on SPY. Get out while you still can. We dont predict the markets - we control them

I trusted a fart and I pooped a bit in my pants
is this an indicator? should I sell on open?

>>53674490
Oh please.
The only issue is diversity hires in Medicine. That's it. Nobody wants to say it though.
Getting a Dr.'s license is way too ridiculous these days. The fuck are the costs? Doctors are important, perhaps the most important thing in society (not the trust the science experts but the real dudes who do surgeries and save lives).

>>53674490
Based autist. We should cut one eye out of every baby instead of cutting their foreskins off so we end up with a country full of Michael Burrys

>>53673140
you mean how every worker under capitalism has felt since the beginning of time? corporate bullshit trying to gaslight us into thinking its not supposed to feel this way.

it will probably work too

>>53674499
Who are they, Morgan and Stanley?

>>53674475
There’s a free way, there are paywall unblocker plugins and archives that you can read it on without paying

>>53674524
>muh capitalism
why hasn't general political discourse evolved after WWII?

>>53674531
The Lehmann Step-Brothers

>>53674502
You smell at open

>>53674195
I remember something about inflation causing stock prices to go up like home prices. I called him a retarted faggot.

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>>53674567
Bear and Stern?

>>53674502
Happens to the best of us. Definitely ba bearish indicator. I shit my pants in my sleep just before a massive red day a couple of weeks ago.

>>53673698
I’m bullish on TSLA, but he’s wrong on both counts. If Tesla succeeds at what Elon is shooting for, we’ll be depending on the government for everything. Capitalism will only be for those who own automation, if it’s not owned by the automatons themselves.

>>53674456
I did that Tuesday, I had 40k miner shares I dumped and made about 11k.

>>53673720
Space is both a farce as well as homosexual.

>>53674490
That was basically always the case, just implicitly.
>>53674510
You'd think that but actually that's not the case. The real problem is that med professions are managed by a cartel group that closely manages open school seats every year throughout the US to ensure a sufficient lack of graduates to keep wages high. Meanwhile, acceptance is based greatly upon how rich your daddy is. not if you'd be suitable to become a doctor. This is enforced in two basic ways: first, there is an explicit consideration for, as you say, diversity hires: they're actually mostly foreign students that pay a shitton more in tuition. Second, the other criteria for selection have nothing to do with actual suitability, but are a maze-like system where only those who can afford to pay ~$10k-$50k++ to med "prep" organizations will pass entrance interviews and exams.
"Exclusive societies" were never ever about excellence in medicine but how rich you were, they have always been rich kid clubs. The entire advancement system in medicine, from the day you enter medschool, is based on your pedigree and money, not on your ability.
>perhaps the most important thing in society (not the trust the science experts but the real dudes who do surgeries and save lives).
There;s a lot to say about this topic as well. Indeed surgeons in life-saving specializations (i.e. not cosmetic, despite that paying one of the most) are important, but actually not as important as you'd think. Most people do not get into accidents requiring surgery (as opposed to 'where surgery would be nice') in a lifetime. In fact, many people don't even get into a situation where they need any surgery at all in a lifetime (in the sense of 'would be nice', this time).
On the other hand, anything short of a surgeon has been replaceable by a machine between 20 and 70 years ago. The only reason this doesn't happen is the aforementioned cartels enact great pressure. You can see this by looking into FDA approval for diagnostic tools.

>>53673771
I will never freeze myself on purpose you weirdo.

>>53674524
They should bring back feudalism and slavery so you won't need to project.

>>53674626
>space is a farce
Remember not to ask for serious advice on smg or you'll be taking it from people like this.

>>53674642
All of /biz/ at this point is just the jeetiest jeets or the severely mentally ill

>>53674637
California should just Institute serfom to save the rest of us from their bullshit.

>>53674441
There are already multiple companies like that.

>>53672963
ETFs / indices are full of garbage that has insane amount of debt.

>>53674642
an important aspect of investing is keeping in mind how retarded the average person is

>>53674524
Damn bro. You’re super gay. You should get that checked out.

>>53674678
Any of them specialize in BANG MAIDS?! Right, I got banned for posting about bang maids last time. UHHH, any publicly traded BANG MAID companies that I can shove lots of money at? Perhaps ones that pay a physical dividend? HCCI is an industrial cleaning company but I can't find many other public cleaning orgs.

>>53674659
California should put everyone that has an EBT card on a barge and set it adrift in the middle of the pacific.

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>>53674720
They’re not publicly traded.

>>53674152
Spoon feed me anon? I am ready to go heavy

>>53674747
Too late, broski.

>>53674734
Pic related is from October 14 by the way. JPM didn't see generational bottom when it was right in front of their eyes. What makes you think they can time tops too?
In reality they probably can, but it's insane to think they will share winning strategies with you.

Why would we buy a house sweetie? That's so risky.
Let's buy a diversified basket of 500 homeshares.

>>53674747
SKYT is the newest meme stock to show up here. It's usually best to just buy and not ask questions. Even if the stock bombs you can take solace in know the real gains were the friends you made along the way.

Mutual fund traders are fucking chads. I watched them get heemed on that massive pump on the 7th and they doubled down

You better make a video this weekend Rocker. While I don't browse /biz/ anymore, I still watch every one of your videos because they humor me and thus are the highlight of my weekends.

>>53674777
based lucky sevens, the casino will payout

>>53674768
>JPM will totally let retail know when the bottom hits.
Real smarty pants take, anon.

>>53674691
True, but those stocks are cheaper because active investors see that they're indebted garbage companies.

>>53674785
Of course. I make a video every Sunday night

>>53674771
Good. Then when section 8 diversity unfortunately hits, it only wipes out a few of your shares rather than your whole investment.

>>53674796
You didn't read my whole post. I don't blame you though, I'm too ADHD to read most posts fully too.

>26 yo
>fully own a paid down house worth 450k€ in Berlin given to me by my mother to save taxes
>gonna inherit a bunch of other real estate in Germany and Poland, all in all probably worth 2-2.5m€ once the rest of my family dies
>liquid assets right now: 3k€ because I‘m a degenerate gambler with a low paid job
I kinda know I‘m set in the long term but I feel like such a poorfag right now. I can‘t even afford a car.

>>53674850
You need to take me in and let me live in Poland rent free. Poland is my motherland.

>>53674850
You should probably keep gambling. The reason is as follows:
- You only need one win to make it.
- Your job being low paid, it is useless to try to do anything with the money other than gamble it.
- You already have a future set so no other form of investment is going to be significant in comparison

>>53674850
dude same, except the part with the house and inheritance and shit. and i have a car

>>53674860
What can you offer me in return?

I let a friendship fizzle out when i moved to another city. i apologized but it wasnt enough. Why am i such a piece of shit towards those i supposedly care about?

>>53674876
Protection from bullies (both online and offline). And a good friend.

>>53674777
>SKYT
>new
Hello newfag.

>>53674878
I let all my friendships fizzle after I had kids. I never truly liked anyone any way. I hope they felt a deep sadness when I stopped answering my phone.

>>53674876
Whats poland like? Everything i read aboout it i like. Is there a reason to visit/things to do for someone who only speaks english?

>>53674870
That's a surprisingly good argument for gambling.
But I think he should (temporarily) stop gambling and save a few thousand more euros. That would give him the freedom to switch to a better-paying job or get a car.

>>53674907
Sorry man not everyone has been here for months like you. Can't get mad about it.

>>53674912
It‘s a western European babbies first trip to a more „exotic“ location. Yeah, it‘s poor, but there‘s functioning law enforcement, law corruption, low crime. Alcohol is cheap so you can get piss drunk easily. There are a couple of Unesco world heritage sites where everybody speaks english, just google it.
It‘s pretty nice to chill and explore, but bland overall, even though I personally like it because I spent a significant part of my childhood there overall so I‘m biased.

>>53674870
>>53674936
Both good takes. Thanks.

>>53674747
>spoon feed me
I'm too burned out on giving the full explanation. Its one of the only domestic semiconductor producers, totally independent of Ching-chong land.

>>53674777
I shilled it at $8.50. You can buy before earnings, as I think they're going to be great, but you never know.
Most of the bear cases come down to "insiders sold" which they sold as part of employee payment, and "its a low cap company lol".
They beat least earnings by 40% so I'm fairly confident in them.

Either way there's zero chance it will drop below my cost basis. I'm fairly convinced the only people that hate the stock are INTCels and doomers that hate everything.

>>53674957
I know it's not a new stock, it's been shilled in the past, but it's being mentioned all the time again now.

>>53673980
how is it a casino?

what does smeej think of Utah?

>>53674973
>being mentioned all the time again now
Probably because of the runup to $12. That's a pretty big move. Also earnings Monday, which will determine whether the stock is just a meme or a legit investment. A lot of anons are in it so it's gonna be a show either way.

So our F22s just shot down another (((object))). This time over Canada. What new giant pile of bullshit are they fabricating from this.

>>53674986
Filled with mormon freaks but the people are generally attractive and not fat like the majority of America. Beautiful natural landscapes too.

>>53675002
At this point I think we can say its probably something completely insane. I think we should listen to the schizos.

>>53675009
Why are mormons considered bad again?
Is it because late night comedians made fun of their underwear or something? Or is because they have a different take on Christianity?
They seem to be pretty cool and family oriented.

>>53675020
Mormons are bad, they're just very cultish. Every mormon I've ever met has been very polite and has that stereotypical cult like positivity about them.

>>53675020
>good looking
>not fat
>clean city
I don’t see the issue with Mormons. Seems they have it figured out.

Ok now that everyone and their mother is all about the A.I fad now wouldn't that drive CPU sales skyrocketing higher? Seems like it would. After all the more CPU's you could cram in a system the faster the A.I could work.

>>53675027
>>53675029
So what I'm getting is Jewish television hates them for some reason and that normies hate them because the Jews tell them to?

>>53675002
very racist of the USA to keep shooting down china's paper lanterns, its part of the new years celebration, fucking bigots

>>53675037
Precisely

A few good filters goes a long way. It's surprisingly easy to detect the most obnoxious shill posters.

>>53675020
they are quick to try and convert everyone and typically upbeat in an annoying way.

source - known a few mormons

>>53675027
Huh. I dunno. Early on they were all for the dude having several wives at once. An orgy was perfectly normal to them.

>>53675032
Semiconductors and related computer shit will be worth more than gold in the future.
Every aspect of your life will include one. Every single aspect.
"Semiconductors are cyclical" is the dumbest shit on the planet. Its literally just something they tell you so they can buy on the way down.

That said, I highly suggest investing in the actual producers rather than the designers. Or just ETFs in general.

>>53675053
>filtering 2 stocks that made anons a lot of money from ages ago

Jesus you are such a fucken faggot. Nobody cares.

>>53672943
bump

>>53675037
>>53675056
Sorry typo, I meant aren't bad

What's for movie night tonight?

>>53675053
You may want to add SOXL, SOXS, and ASMB if you truly want to accomplish your mission.

https://boards.4channel.org/biz/thread/5367510253675102
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>>53675102
>>53675102
https://boards.4channel.org/biz/thread/5367510253675102
>>53675102

>>53675067
Shills get so mad when you call them out lol
Maybe stop running a strategy that relies on baiting other suckers buying your trash heaps off you to make money?
I assume you're a SKYT shill, so don't worry. You'll lose everything in two more days.

There are plenty other stocks that have been worth filtering at various points in time, but those 3 are the most indefensible names that for whatever reason still have obsessed cult followings posting occasionally.

>>53675086
ASMB is another good filter candidate, but that anon only posts once a day so I don't care enough.

>>53675020
i hear mormons are overrepresented in the intel communitay