/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53665399
checked

>inb4 plebbitors and baggies cry about "muh lagging indicator"

>>53665399
Someone missed the bottom...

>>53665422
checked

>inb4 raging retards and mumu says "muh I'll just DCA again"

>>53665399
nice astrology bro

What is a deathcross? For research purposes

>>53665399
It will probably kiss it before really nuking.

>>53665466
>>53665397

>>53665481
Fuck off. I thought we were at the bottom

Only retards think TA is real

>>53665474
It's already starting. Only the fags with wrinkle free brains will wait until it crosses. It will cross in 49 hours

>>53665399
Moving Average is a lagging meme normie indicator you retarded bear. No serious trader ever uses Moving Average.

>>53665562
>No serious trader ever uses Moving Average.

Ever heard of Paul Tudor Jones? He is one of the richest and most successful billionaire traders in the world and his whole trading philosophy is based on the 200 day MA. Eat shit mumu you're an idiot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8M6N9lYTww

>>53665603
As a business owner I often tell my employees fake shit in order to manipulate them into doing what I want

>>53665399
sorry, chud. This has 0 history meaning worthless. We did have a golden cross on the daily though

Chainlink price manager go down

>>53665562
>normie
Go back.

>>53665650
Paul Tudor Jones started Tudor Investment Corporation which is ranked as 13th richest hedge fund in the world. Jones predicting the 1987 crash, Black Monday, and his entire trading philosophy revolves around the 200 day moving average.

>As a business owner I often tell my employees fake shit

no way your dumb ass owns a business.

>death cross approaches
>death cross passes
>market crabs for another 8 months

>>53665855
>market crabs for another 8 months

you spelled crashes wrong and checked

>>53665894
would prefer a crash to a crab desu

>>53665901
It's not our choice fren

>>53665851
Ok virgin, why don't you go and suck some more Paul cock while I continue to pay 10 people the minimum wage. I also humiliate them by getting them to do degrading work and forcing them to take the blame for my cheapness

>>53665506
Imagine going through life believing the mumu kek kys

>>53665943
You mean you're being paid minimum wage with 10 other cucks working in McDonalds

>>53666032
Your unpaid break is over, get back to WORK!

>>53665399
Priced in

>>53666067
I work my own hours for more than you make as a boss

>>53665943
Do you get pussy that way? I used to be a manager at a smoothie bar where 90% of my coworkers were girls aged 16-23. Was a very easy way to get pussy because you seem like such a useful intelligent expert around them, and you also get to stand up for them to mean customers. They start to depend on you pretty quick. The only girl I avoided was this one who I knew had a boyfriend but I later learned she was fucking her weed seller for free weed behind his back, if I had known that at the time I would've totally fucked her too

I'm in IT now and even though the money is 10x better, it's a pretty boring sausage fest in comparison. Sometimes I think about quitting and doing that smoothie job again for the rest of my 20's/mid 30's. Then using my resume to get back into IT when it's time to settle down

>>53665430
For anyone who missed the bottom, here you go

>>53665855
The death cross is probably gonna trigger an algorithmic sell off but after that you're probably right and I hope it crabs

>>53667049
its already started. 45 hours

>>53665399
youre so intent on getting people to sell lmao
thanks for caring about my money so much, anonymous poster, but the thing is im just not selling

>>53666108
>For the rest of my 20s
Take me back, I'd do anything if we could only reverse time and do it all again. Young man, you are blessed. Use your time wisely, by which I of course mean fucking everything that moves and partying like an animal

>>53667049
>trigger an algorithmic sell off
This is my worry too, but I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about. Can it actually happen?

Can you make this happen yesterday? I DCA'd today.

>>53665851
my former boss was like you. when i finally figured out how deceptive he was and how much money he owed me, i ghosted him halfway through finishing a project for his biggest contract and kept all the tools i was using as restitution. watch your back faggot

>death cross
It's literally a slow moving bart kek.

>>53667711
Dude, heck yeah. Love you man, and I hope you get your rocks off yourself

>>53665603
what some dumb boomer who most certainly enjoyed white privilege access to the market was able to do in the 60s is irrelevant now with the charting data and bots.

>>53665466
Its never happened to Bitcoin before so we dont know. But when it happens to the SP500, it fucking nukes haha.

>>53665943
Cry more, your Bitcoin is going to zero retard.

>>53665399
omg, those cringe fud mongoloids with their made up death cross

>>53668061
>I DCA'd today.
why tho? could of waited an got em for half the price

>>53669955
checked

>>53665399
It's over.

>>53674108
yep

>>53674139
This is a literal buy signal.

>>53674227
No it's not because the crash is actually 50%

>>53674227
CPI out on Tuesday will be HOT HOT HOT!