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You know how long it takes a sturgeon takes to produce eggs? lol

Indoor shrimp farming.

>>53664085
Scorpion venom

>>53664129
How long

>>53664085
There must be billions of eggs in there

I can make five dollars stealing chicken eggs from this wild chicken in the woods, I don’t need a fancy caviar farm mr bigshot.

>>53664085
Garloids are quite good, but getting more expensive to maintain due too recent regulation, still worth it if you have some equipment like an aquarium etc. Just get the Pacific variety not Atlantic, more yield even if eggs are more expensive.

>>53664202
10 years bruh

>>53664129
I never realised for years too they had to kill the fish to get the eggs. Its a once and done thing.

garloids

>>53664148
Does thus shit actually make money? Heard some about snake venom

Truffles

>>53664085
wasabi

>>53664242
Based egg thief

>>53664085
Cocaine

>>53664532
Yeah but do you see how many eggs there are? Get one fishe, wait a bit, now you have ten thousand fishe making expensive eggs.

>>53664384
And they are also a protected species in most parts of the world

>>53664085
Chinese vertical pig farming, welcome to the Burj al Haram: https://www.nytimes.com/2023/02/08/business/china-pork-farms.html?&smid=share-url

>>53664085
Find the latest faggoty food trends that has the fastest turnaround. Capitalize on the ingredients. Saphron is very expensive for example each flower only grows 3 or 4 pistils and they are hand picked.

>>53664085
I own a shrimp farm.
But I live in South East Asia near the coast and we have a strong seafood market here so the demand in your place is probably different.

What about human breast milk? Girls apparently start making milk if they just play with there tits long enough, they don't even have to be pregnant. Why not bottle this up and charge a crazy premium?

>>53664085
unironically tropical fish

>>53664085
Something exotic. Normie Americans, especially women, are retarded and will buy anything "exotic" in droves.

Just buy crypto with UBI. problem?.jpg

Torture bunnies for their adrenochrome and sell it to celebrities

>>53667008
> thinking theyd let you buy crypto with ubi
they wont even let you buy meat or cheese with ubi which you will receive through cbdc

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explain in a few words why you haven't started to farm people as food to eat, there seem to constantly be more people to farm at the median age of 60, so the field will be wide open to being farmed from a based and redpilled political perspective, it transcends politics, and what, you produce people to survive, it keeps society running, no boss, you choose your hours, like right now, I should have went to my facility and turned the lights on, but I didn't, it's been 1.5 hours and not shit will go wrong, life will continue as normal, build a relationship with your community, sell to local restaurants and at farmers markets, leading to a possible career in politics or political connections, pay is good, work life balance is good, you are doing something that is morally good and matters to life on the planet, you produce an actual physical good or service, marxists should love this, you've literally seized the means of production, so why aren't you a farmer

>>53667403
We farm animals to enable us to eat things we normally can't. Cows transform grasses into meat for instance. Farming people completely defeats this purpose and is fundamentally retarded.

>>53667403
Are you fucking retarded anon? Human meat tastes like ammonia similar to sharks and lion. Waste of farming when you can put them in a cubicle and have them farm WoW gold.

Farm female shit and sell it online to perverts

>>53665626
>Burj al Haram
Top kek, God bless you, anon.

>>53664778
I think if you milked a few thousand scorpions, you'd be well into 7 figures. It's a tedious as fuck process to get it right though

>>53664085
not ironic answer: hot peppers and wasabi
300+usd/kg

I do palm oil and bird nest

>>53665626
imagine the smell

>>53667403
actual bot post wtf

>>53664085
gamer girl wee

>>53665626
What do they eat

>>53664085
Farming is the hard bit, its having the connections to find a buyer.

>>53664361
Seconding this, friend in cali said he made 10k on his last harvest

>>53664085
>Alpaca's
>Mushrooms
>Decoration Animals (like hermit crabs/some reptiles)
>Aquaponics

Basicly you can't compete with economics of scale so you have to leverage another factor
Aquaponics and mushrooms are difficult to scale and highly space/time efficient
Decorative animals are obviously not farmable on a large scale but highly profitable, a hermit craft costs cents to raise and sells for +20 bucks
Alpacas require space but after looking into it they seem like the "easiest" option to monetize, too long to write out fully but you can google it if you're interested