/biz/ - Business & Finance

Plot twist: OP works in a small company with fewer than 10 different employees.

>>53652466
Did you ask out the HR lady? She was probably jealous because she has been tsundere for you for months now

>>53652478
I do. I could’ve just been asking for another reason, I don’t know how she knew

gpt frogbot thread

>>53652478
It's a family business and his new coworker is his grandma.

>>53652495
Process of elimination, anon, or to be more precise: deductive reasoning. There's only so many girls at the company, and they just hired a new one. They know you wanna fuck 'em and they're gonna cockblock you.

>>53652478
>the new girl is the HR woman

it happens to everyone everyone, Op. Don't shit where you eat.

>>53652466
are you burgers really that retarded when it comes to office relationships and sex with coworkers? when I read these posts it feels like your work environment is a lot like 1984 with constant monitoring and HR itching to turn mens life into hell. here in europe coworkers constantly hook up with each other or flirt at work, joke around etc. literally nobody gives a fuck if someone fucks the new coworker.

your american work culture is even worse than the japanese work-to-death culture.

>>53652466
Stop harassing the new girl

>>53652554


This is how it is here too. Op is just autistic.

>>53652466
Don't be a fucking idiot.

>>53652495
you should have asked /biz/ first

>>53652514
>UNDER RATED

>>53652585
It’s not, I have never had a women come onto me at work. We’re both too afraid of getting fired I think

just to be on the safe side we're going to go ahead and put in a restraining order for you.

Unfortunately, due to the restraining order you won't be able to work at this company. Thank you

>cute co-worker compliments my shirt
>say 'thanks' and run away before I can be called out for harassment
I DEMAND A COMFY WFH JOB I HATE THIS SHIT

>>53652466
I had a similar situation. Asked big boss whats policy (small firm , no HR). He says dont cause workplace stress, but have at it if think I can keep any bs out of the office. He got a sexual harassment policy the next day. Soon after she came over to my place after work with "computer problems". I actually told her I had permission from the boss, she was pissed. We hooked up a few days a week for then next few months. She ended up taking a job at new firm.

>>53652466
Fuck her anon, don't listen to the beta incels here
GET THA PUSSY

>>53652638
You're just like me

There is absolutely nothing anybody can do to stop you from dating someone.
You don't sign your rights away just because you have a job. Roasties can get fucked (unlikely).

>>53652644
Am I losing my mind or is this one of the most schizo unhinged nonsensical posts ever posted on this site?

>>53652466
Next level autism kek.

>>53652611
It depends where you work. At one former company there was a lot of employee liaisons going on, but the thing was everyone knew about them so the gossiping was relentless. Pretty fucking stupid, feminine bullshit. People should just keep to their own business desu.

I'm 35. I shat where I ate last year and with a 19 year old girl. it blew up in my face. ngl 10/10 would do it again no cap

>>53652692
You are losing your mind. At least check my dubs before you check your meds.

>>53652466
>just in case she ends up liking me a lot
If you are thinking this way, there is zero chance if you getting with her.

>>53652611
anon....

>>53652922
Why? Do you not think that way, I want to be prepared in case she likes my penis

>>53652466
Imagine having to ask some fat old roastie if you can date someone or not because muh company policy.

>>53652611
Holy fuck

>>53652466
man in the late 90s i had a crush on a girl and i straight up asked hr for her personal info and i got it with just a tiny bit of hesitation on the hr lady's part

Imagine living with such niggercattle mindset that you have to ask the company first for a personal relationship holy shit lmao do amerimutts really

>>53652611
>We’re both too afraid of getting fired I think

>>53653057
>do amerimutts really
Only over socialized chumps. Kids these days. Grab her right by the pussy.

>>53652611
>We’re both too afraid of getting fired

>>53652466
Here’s a good rule of thumb for chuds: dont flirt with a woman who cannot get away from you. Not at the workplace.

>>53652466
>having the thought of asking some old hag for permission to pursue your interests
>actually doing it
>letting her insult you, unchallenged

NGMI
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>>53652466
LMAO one day you will look back on how creepy that is. I'm sure you didn't even have a conversation with her before asking HR this, let alone actually hang out outside of work.

>>53652644
Wut?

>>53653160
It literally might happen, we’re the same age and she seems nice. I just wanted to be prepared so I can explain to her the workplace rules before we go on a date if it happens

>>53652598
Or /pol/

>>53652466
Knock her up and quit your job. It's what Jesus would do.

>>53652611
>We’re both too afraid of getting fired I think
that's it for sure

>>53652466
quit being that guy

>>53652554
>>53652585
>>53652554
>when I read these posts it feels like your work environment is a lot like 1984 with constant monitoring and HR itching to turn mens life into hell

It really depends on the office. Some jobs absolutely are like that in the US. Other places are more carefree and don't care. It varies wildly.

>>53653185
Oh dude... I want to give you a hug and a slap.

>>53652611

>>53653185
Lmao anon please be trolling

>>53653185
ok this is a troll. good job man you had me going.>>53652991

>>53653245
What the fuck type of guy is that huh smart ass? I thought she wouldn’t know

>>53652554
That’s why Europe is such a horrible place. Nobody there wants to work or build their societies up in any meaningful way and then you have the gall to wonder why your government imports actual hardworking people from other countries. You take two hours lunches and siestas and don’t even breed, you have no real future as you are now and most of you aren’t even willing to fight for the countries your ancestors spent thousands of years building up.

I had a dream I started a romantic relationship with a coworker. I had no feelings for her nor do I find her attractive. The dream was so nice that I wish I could experience it again.
Sometimes I wonder if being a lost that spends all his time being alone was a bad choice.

>>53652466
Kek HR lady thinks the new girl’s out of your league and you’re a cave troll

>>53652466

Just tell the HR lady you're talking about her.

Our HR lady is a fat, blonde slut. She even got fired from her last job for cheating on her husband with an employee.

>>53652554

If its blue collar work generally nobody cares. White collar work is all over the place, some workplaces require that there be no sexual contact, others that it be strictly outside your department so there is zero superior-subordinate hierarchy issues. Sexual harassment lawsuits are an entire industry here and big corps regularly get shake downs by je- I mean big law firms.

>>53652466
Just read the employee handbook you creep

every once in a while someone like op comes around to remind me that i'm not as socially oblivious as i thought i was, i could have ended up so much worse

The HR lady is gossiping about how much of a clueless retard you are to everyone anon.

HR lady is about to fire you

>>53652495
You seem actual autistic
>New young qt girl starts working
>Dude asks hr about workplace relationships
You dont need no sherlock for that retardy also
>Asking for the permission for a relationship
Cuck

>>53652611
>We’re both too afraid of getting fired I think
This is the kind of autism I come here for

>>53652611
you poor sodding fool

HR is so weird. Might as well have men work with men and women work with women.

>>53655430
Women shouldn't work at all imo except childcare

>asing permission from the employer before talking to a girl
Do wagecucks really?

>>53652466
>asking HR anything
>actually talking to HR

>>53652495
>>53652466
anon you're autistic. plenty of relationships start because people work together.

get off the internet for a while buddy

>>53652611
shes afraid of you lol and not in a good way.

Lol no wonder retards are always saying shit like “after age 25 it’s over”

Because apparently in the US it’s illegal to fuck women once you enter the workforce - if you didn’t get married in college it’s over?

>>53655300
This. You don't even need the pretty little ladies. Just throw your cock on her desk and say
>Mind if I drop my cock her for a sec?

>>53652466

>>53652466
What do you do as a job ? I’d say if you are a dev, they might even be more interested (because of the skills) so you should be prepared to go on a date with her.

>>53653606
Most poor european countries have awful labour laws that give lots of priviledges to public sector employees. In my country, public workers are required to work 1h less per day for the same pay. This is why the workforce is not as productive, although if you check the numbers poor euros actually work harder than most other countries.

>>53655718
The US is a pussy prison

The central driver of life-long productivity, civic duty, and everything pro-social is shitting out kids. Things like readily available and legal sex workers and outlets for sexual release are stigmatized, even basic things like having a sex toy.

>>53652466
>getting permission from your boss to have sex
do wagies REALLY?

>>53657595
What if she ends up wanting a relationship with me, but my boss actually hired her because he thinks she is cute? I HAVE to make sure it’s official if it happens so I can be immune to retaliation from jealous coworkers and managers

>>53652466
Tell her to stop being a bigot because you were trying to get some bussy not the new girl and threaten to sue because you thought this was a safe space

>>53652611
Listen here, OP. You can do it, tell her about your feelings and how you wanna put little babies in her belly. Make her feel special and complement her.

>>53657852
>HR told me i HAVE to use a condom or it's grounds for termination

>>53652554
atleast im not a massive fucking weeb you fucking cartoon watching manchild kys

>>53652466
Are you legit a retard?

>>53652466
Jesus christ I may be autistic but these levels are off the charts

>>53657952
Get the fuck out, incel.

>>53657965
Fuck off. I have a job neet

I have a similar situation but way less fucking autistic
Is it reatrded to wait a few weeks before asking a new girl out? I don’t want to be that guy since she recently moved to the city and has only been at the company for two weeks or so

>>53658139
yes you're retarded
ask, get rejected, move on and spend exactly zero seconds thinking about it ever again
if she changes her mind she'll let you know

>>53652611
ultra fucking kek, holy shit

>>53652554
Europoors work?

>going to HR
lol HR isn't your friend, Anon. You are just an expendable number to them

>>53652495
Lmao god bless you anon, you need to funnel your autism into sometjing more productive.

>>53652466
Going to HR ever.

>>53653606
kek absolutely fuking based take.

>>53658303
only whites in the north do

>>53653606
>Actual hardworking
>Niggers and muzzies
Glowie or faggot?

>>53658192
Epic, thanks

>>53655698
>plenty of relationships start because people work together
And almost all of them end when somebody quits or there's some kind of workplace drama resulting from your relationship.

>ask hr about company policy
>not asking for a copy of said policies

Just started at a big 4, turns out some new joiner kissed a female director (not so attractive appertantly and she was quite desperate)

everyone knew

kekw
if it had been a male director he would have been fired

>>53652466
lmao who the fuck cares about employee relationship policies? your boss shouldn't be worried about what two adults do in their private lives. land of the free imr?

>>53652466
>decide to ask HR what the company policy is for employee relationships
HR is new religion. ok california.

>>53652495
You asked for permission, that was your first mistake. Now ignore the HR roastie and approach the cutie anyway.

>>53661793
I don’t live in cali

>>53657990
is that supposed to be an insult?

>>53652554
damn you struck a nerve here lmao

are americans really that weird about sex?

>>53652495
She saw you creepily staring at her. Everyone did, including the girl. They all know and it's making them nervous and cringe.

>>53652466
bro. you dont ask for permission, that was the creepy part.

>>53652611
> We’re both too afraid of getting fired I think

Lel, you are gaslighting yourself

>>53652554
Canadian here.
Yes, hell on fucking earth, get me the fuck outta here before I fucking kill someone, not even joking.
Sex desert here, cant even look at a women without MUTTS getting all defensive and cry baby.
It's like an open air prison, the mutts HATE male sexuality, in Canada we just fuck when we wanna fuck, it's like asking "pass the butter".
God I fucking hate living here.

>>53653606
>That’s why Europe is such a horrible place. Nobody there wants to work or build their societies up in any meaningful way
No the fuck it is not, lmao.
YOUR SHIT HOLE IS THE SHIT HOLE.
>Europe.
>Didnt literally build Civilization.
Fuck sake you fucking US mutts are dumb and subhuman.

>>53653606
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSSNlM3Au1A&ab_channel=BritMonkey
Here you go, faggot.
Watch this fucking video, you're a dumb fuck if you think the US is great.

>>53653606
>most of you aren’t even willing to fight for the countries your ancestors spent thousands of years building up.
When you taking your guns to the boarder of Mexico you fucking keyboard warrior?

>>53652611
Nah, my theory as to why USA mutts hate sex is because you're all fat, sexually abused and live shitty sedentary lives.
Doesn't help the food you eat is chemicals and GMO.
Miss me with your trash opinion on the world when you faggots never left your hick home town.

>>53665731
>>53665748
>>53665762
>>53665776
Canadians thinking they're somehow any different from us makes me laugh

>>53652692
>schizo unhinged nonsensical
You're retarded.

>>53658303
No anon, you're world view is totally the truth and everyone is in some big Jewish conspiracy to put the wool over your head.
Holy fuck, you Mutts are retarded.

>>53652495
holy fuck you are retarded lets get an AMA going

>>53663579
>he's a proud incel
not sure if that or LGBTQ is worse

>>53652495
God bless you, you autistic fuck kek

>>53652466
prematurely cucked by some fat purple haired HR whore. lmao ur such a loser OP

>>53652495
anon, do you honestly think a small company of 10 autists has well-defined "relationship policies"? fuck off mutt

>>53670653
They make me take 2 hours of harassment training every 6 months retard what do you think

Why is this thread still up but when I make a crypto related thread I get banned?

I hate jannies so much it’s unreal