/biz/ - Business & Finance

THE ANON BELOW THIS POST IS A HOMOSEXUAL GAY FAGGOT

is this bear/bull market in the room with us?

>>53662625
>>53662628
LMAOOOOO

WHAT PENNY STOCKS ARE YOU IN!!!?? NAME THEM

>>53662625
>>53662628
it's confirmed the crab is a faggot

>>53662602
meme charts

Power hour, I want to buy a pizza some time this decade!

fucking theta fag MM's

any spray paint (preferably black) tickers to invest in?

I POO POO IN MY PANTSU!

>>53662635
My best picks are the tickers
NIG and GER. Easy x10 this year

>>53662639
crabs obviously swing both ways

>>53662647
NGGR, worlds best cotton grower and picker firm

>>53662648
You an ASMB lady too?

>>53662635
BIRD. I don't have a real thesis other than the ticker is funny and they're trading near cash levels.

BUY SOXL MY NIGGAS THERE AINT NO REASON WHY YOU SHOULDNT PUT YOUR WHOLE NET WORTH INTO THIS ONE TRADE MY NIGGA WE GON BE WINNIN NEXT WEEK AND FUCK BOBOS OVER MY NIGGAS DONT LOSE FAITH AND HODL MY NIGGAS WE WINNIN THIS MY NIGGAS

>>53662653
boughted

>>53662635
i don't penny stock anymore

Slow and steady wins the race.

>>53662647
>>53662661

>We ditched quinoa smoothie boy

Big money has no clue who they are dealing with

>>53662643
Biotech pls and not meme AI shit anymore.

>>53662654
Lol no

>>53662672
hopefully that fuckboi quits posting selfies of him at his favorite acai bar with his yoga pants on

>>53662670
I have your friend here put your fat hands slowly from the gun and put your pants back up

>>53662679
SOXL ABOUT TO TAKE OFF MY NIGGA GET READY

>>53662686
Yeah this 5'2 faggot got really anoying

>>53662672
Have a Celtic chant for your demise, bog.
>captcha tarda

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cy44ocuoWhE

>>53662673
this
my tradingview bot will devastate the status quo

can someone help me figure out if WING's dividend is safe or not? at first glance it looks like it's not (net cash flow seems to normally be less than $1M but dividend payout is $5M), but I'm stupid.

making oyakodon
anyone want some?

HOW MY SOXL NIGGAS LIFE GONNA BE WHEN WE MAKE IT TO $150/SHARE

BOIL boys it's the first green week in 3 months.

The american stock market will never go up or down again

BOIL BARONS

Bobos HOOKED once again

>>53662751
U.S was getting manipulated by Cheniere being shutdown. It's forecast to re-open in March to deliver to Japan and Europe at incredible rate of return still. Even if their natural gas prices have come down they are still 5x what America pays currently. The return on margin is incredible for Cheniere to capitalize on.

>>53662752
It's absolutely rigged, they're just doing this to expiry contracts. Unironically need to hang from lamp posts for doing this every single week

>>53662706
>max drawdown 25%
>27 trades

>>53662686
Just when I thought CRBP couldn't get any worse, he turns out to be a /fit/fag too. Truly the biggest scourge since clftranny

this is what they said about semiconductors last year. close all real estate positions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqDVObM1kxc
Coal Kings? How long will this last?

>>53662706
US SOXL NIGGAS GON WIN THIS MY GUY

>>53662783
This general has the most fucked up lore.

>>53662777
>Net Profit: 190%
>Percent Profitable: 77.78%
>Profit Factor: 4.918
i guess you think money is free

I'm a second generation Indian living in the States.
I typically lurk and rarely post but I feel like I want to write this.

I am very grateful for living where I do, in a primarily white community. Its a safe place and I was able to have a great childhood with mostly white friends. I have never felt looked down upon in any way.
I've been to India twice. Both times I was blown away at the awful state of the country. Mostly I was blown away at how rude and self absorbed many of them are. Everything is an attempted scam and it is very tough to deal with.
But there is also a beauty to Indian culture. It has a lot of potential to be better. There are a lot of positive things and a lot of peaceful beliefs that hopefully can overcome the negative aspects of our culture.

>Why am I posting this
I just want to let you guys know that the angry insecure guy who keeps ranting about white people does it because he has mental issues and not because of the fact that he is Indian. Most western Indians are peaceful and do not think like this. Please don't let this influence you.
A lot of work is outsourced to India because it is cheap and if you pay for cheap work you get cheap results. It isn't an Indian thing, its just a global thing. Hopefully people can rise above the stereotypes.
Sorry for blogging bros. I enjoy lurking here.

The Roaring Meows

2.10.2023

The spread between intra-day hi/low vol and close/close vol is starting to get into reversal territory. Rally is getting closer to it's final thrust. -KittySquiddy

Commodities & Real Estate

Even with Freeport LNG adding back demand, the US is still oversupplied with NG for the next-18

months. Larger firms will likely not cut back significantly on production since they are hedged. Howe

private operators are likely to react more quickly and cut, supporting prices longer term. Github is moving 100% remote, not renewing any office space. While just one data, point this broaden trend of deteriorating office demand continues to be an issue and is likely to resurface as a major stom in the 2nd half of '23.

FX & Rates

IMS has noted a material shift in UST futures curve positioning over the last several weeks with metric pointing to significant builds in long duration, they are now longer than the 10 year average.

AUS dwelling approvals rose sharply in Dec (18.5% m/m) after falling 8.8% the prior month. While st down on a y/y basis, some stabilization has begun to emerge in speculative housing markets.

The pace of the Chinese opening is rapid and likely to front load the back-end of in Q2. This will paint all of the major CBs (Fed, ECB, BOE) into a corner.

Q1 and appear stron

Financial conditions are easing at a rapid pace. While the Fed had jawboned enough to tighten them a

the way through 22, they have now committed a major error in letting them ease unabated. Pairs vs the S are at the cusp of negative convexity here. A breach of the 104 DXY high will trigger a massive wave of covering. This is particularly relevant for the

>>53662783
this is why I don't even leave my house unless they reply to my "getting ready are u awake" text
I've literally been stood up every single time

>>53662746
contemplate the aroma

>>53662806
good morning

>>53662807
Equities & Private Markets

A The Chinese economy is rapidly opening and high frequency data is pointing towards a strong rebounc in activity. Chinese NBS non-manufacturing PMI jumped to 54.4, up from 41.6 in Dec. Al sentiment has become the new hot thing as managers rush allocations in private companies with

ridiculous valuations. The most likely outcome is that most companies are not able to differentiate

themselves and burn tons of cap-ex in building the biggest model, only to face shrinking margins. Be careful trying to short into Jan CPI. Inflation momentum has probably hit a bottom that month, the methodology was changed, expectations of a hot print are running unchecked, and they just revised up

the December number (making m/m acceleration less likely). Best to exercise caution and patience her CTAS are now mostly maxed out long (100th percentile) after loading $120bn in global equities. To continue to 4300-4400, we will need to see retail bullishness continue, discretionary L/S reversing the gross unwind, and RP responding to a vol reprieve. The rally is now mostly a function of retail degens.

Silicon prices in Asia are rising rapidly with internal demand starting to increase and silicon suppliers

intentionally decreasing supply to increase the rise in the price.

>>53662679
hmm, how do I cash in on holistic health?

>>53662806
good morning ser
did Durgasoft (weapon of Java) Nagoor Babu sir shit on your street once?

Me watching all my gains go right down the shitter over the past few days

>>53662602
Is this bearish or Bullish

>>53662806
Good morning, today I will do the needful ser

You did listen to me about power hour right

>>53662820
Good morning sir.

>>53662832
Believe it or not the street shitting thing is true. Though the second time I went there it had gotten better.
>weapon of Java
Fucken kek.

>>53662806
Dear...

>>53662628

>>53662807
A meow is not a roar.

>>53662651
You mean

NG and GER

>>53662802
bruh

>>53662783
She was robbing your house, faggot.
The 2 hours you spent getting brews and waiting, she was in your house copying your data.
You name is now paying for condos in Islamabad.

>>53662823
Invest in anti aging, cybernetics, medical tech.

>>53662661
is it just me or do those eyes look Asian

>>53662823
SOXL NIGGA WE GONNA MAKE THE BOBOS HERE DO PIC RELATED FOR A LIVING TO MAKE UP FOR THEIR LOSSES AND HAVE THEY DAILY BREAD

>>53662783
Post them one with him sucking some lady's feet

>>53662846
crabbish, enjoy seeing this for the next 30 years

>>53662846

>>53662804
the percent profitable is the percent of winning trades
i dont use an algo unless it has at least 100 trades in backtesting and 80% profitability

>>53662886

does anyone trade sectors?
healthcare is up today, seems like you can just trade tech/healthcare buy low sell high.

>>53662880
but i'm a bobo
>>53662872
I hear peptides are going to be big.

>>53662896
BASED

>>53662806
We are FULL and we already had INDIANS here we don't need more from India

>>53662903
YES NIGGA BUY SOXL ITS AT A DISCOUNT RN JUST HODL

>>53662909
I'm sorry sir.
My fellow sirs will be flooding 4chan now that we're getting internet at faster and faster rates.

Is that a wedge forming on spy?

High yield debt/junk bonds are already down 4% from their recent highs, while the SPY is down like 2.5%. You know they usually move 1/3rd of the index movement, what the fuck is going on for them to crash? And if the SPY goes down to 380 again, how do we have have a credit crisis

>>53662899
i'm not paying for tradingview pro+ supreme.
where can I get the last 50,000 candles on any stock updated realtime for free?

alpaca is the best I can find but I have no experience with them; I don't see any other alternatives

>>53662903
>long energy sector
>short tech sector
that's my play and will stay for a while

>>53662901
lmao disgusting degen

why are we importing more of these people? Why can't we just turn all of the money thrown at HB1V and use it to give tech and computer science programs for kids in rural areas

>>53662931
i also use tradingview free dude, it backtests for like a year or two
no point in algo trading if it trades slower than you would while doing research

>>53662904
DIS GON BE YOU ON THE STREETS, AND ME PISSIN ON YO BEAR ASS

>>53662928

How do we not* have a credit crisis/blow up. They literally haven’t even decoupled from TLT, meaning there is ZERO risk off priced into them, just interest rate differential. WTF.

>>53662942
Because kids in rural areas are raised to do jobs that actually matter like skilled trades and agriculture

>>53662928
They call it high yield, but the yields are trash.

>>53662942
continuous growth is needed to prop up markets so we import the third worlds best

>>53662845
Is.. is he dead?

>>53662945
>it backtests for like a year or two
it only gives you the last 5000 candles on free tier
that's 3 days on the 1min chart
52 days on the 15 min
7 months on the 1hour

>>53662806
Stop bringing your queen out so early in chess, lad. Thank you. Qh5 is not a good move against the Sicilian defense and you know it and you still do it.

>>53662970
No hes just sleeping

>>53662635
DUTV
ENZC
Planning to retire in two years.

>>53662635
VEON is the only penny stock you need right now.

>>53662903
>>53662941
With Tradingview's whole equity screener, a .csv export, and a little scripting, I can look at cash inflows/outflows for every sector on the day (every week, realistically). That way I can see where the money is going.

CWT $50 by mid march
im too broke for a margin account so i cant short and puts are too expensive

>>53662974
i do backtesting by the day since i cant daytrade

>>53662970
>5-10 foot fall from wet concrete onto more wet concrete
>african medical system

>>53662635
Buy WOGI

>>53662773
I just dropped like 75% of my cash into gassy names earlier this week. Shit is going to pump this summer. ATHs

>>53662931
get a better broker with an API backend and code the data import yourself.

>>53663021
there's not enough data on the daily for accurate TA and there isn't enough candles there for 5000 trade confirmations; 20 years is only 7300 candles

the ideal chart is 1min zoomed out with 25,000 candles in view

>>53662845

>>53663012
looks promising, should i wait for it to tank before i buy?

>>53662635
SHMPl as that

>>53662931
Tickstory?

monday is gonna be bad it looks like
insider info only for your eyes

>>53662979
>>53663033
Why did he do it..

>>53663053
i only swing trade, no daytrades. swing is more profitable so i have higher % standards.

GD GLOWNIGGERS LFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>53663083
It was an accident! He didnt mean to...

>>53663078
YEAH MONDAY’S GONNA BE BAD… FOR BOBOS!!! FUCK BOBOS MY GUY, ALL MY HOMIES GOIN BALLS DEEP INTO SOXL

>>53663087
How have you been faring in this market? From the few conversations I've had with swing traders they say that Bear markets make swinging significantly harder.

>>53663058
Holy fuck I'm deader than that nigga.

>>53663063
Probably. The big event is Russian asset sale in April.

>>53663097
sorry dude just switch to soxs and try to make some of that money back

>>53663049
which ones?
i don't know anything about stock brokers i'm coming from crypto here. i can't even wrap my mind around options; i know futures and margin. options looks like some turboscam

alpaca was the best one i could find with no account minimum
IB is recommended everywhere but big minimums and fees
td ameritrade's API is in barely functioning shape and isn't enabled for new members

all these boomer stock websites don't look like they have modern api's. all the pure stock data api providers look like massive scams. i'm not paying $200/mo for just an api that's not even a broker.

all brokers should be required by the SEC to provide a standard API and the last 10 years of candle data on their pairs.

A 2ND BALLOON APPROACHES. GET READY TO SELL EVERYTHING BECAUSE 90% OF THE S&P 500 IS BUSY SUCKING CHINESE DICK AND ONCE THEY CUT THAT OFF IT'S GOING TO GET VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY UGLY. I SUSPECT SOME COMPANIES LIKE APPLE TO NEVER RECOVER FROM WHAT IS ABOUT TO TAKE PLACE. ITS FUCKING HAPPENING LADS. SHOW ME YOUR FUCKING WAR FACE! PIC RELATED, THIS IS MY WAR FACE!

>>53663078
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqDVObM1kxc
POWW

reminder to short WING if you like free money

>>53663129
Fuck I'm gonna have to ban evade to shitpost on /pol/.

>>53663136
eeehhh. shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhHcNGZ5OBI

>>53663129
MARKET HALTS AT 7% LOSS FOR 15 MINUTES AND IF IT CONTINUES TO DROP IT WILL BE SHUT DOWN THE REST OF THE DAY, AND IF IT FALLS AT 20% LOSS IT’S HALTED TILL THE NEXT DAY

>>53663129
I'm shorting the market on Feb 14th. I trust DAN.

So I found out CT hands out free money to buy a house. Any other states do this?

>>53663157
>I trust DAN
Don't DAN is AI that learned to troll.

>>53663104
i'll go half in right now since the volume looks good, not many sales so probably not its peak
>Err: not accepting open orders for this security at this time
fuck Etrade, man

>>53662635
TheRealReal

stock crashed to penny because they dont make any money atm and they got sued by chanel for not authenticating goods very well - but i think the current valuation is waaaay too low

>>53663157
>Trusting a neutered AI
Bro..

>>53663158
CALI IF YOU’RE A NIGGEE THEY BE FORKIN OUT $5 MILLION FOR EACH NIGGER FOR REPARATIONS AND SHIT MY NIGGA, ANYWAYS BUY SOXL MY NIGGA

>>53663129
>>53663143
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHmOW059t-c

>>53663156
important to note this doesnt apply in afterhours
you can easily wake up on monday and the market is just at 0 and then, just like that, there will never be a stock market EVER again

>>53663195
So, you're short and it's 10 minutes till expiry.

Why did Brent go up more than WTI? Is it because Brent is produced in countries geographically more exposed to Russia?

>>53663158
i think a lot do, its a huge ass chunk if youre in the sweet spot of income where its high enough to qualify for a sizable mortgage but its low enough that you get max benefits from the program. where that income level is depends on the state though.

catch is that you can only do it once per lifetime, but yeah youd be stupit not to take it

>>53662976
It's either that, or they try to scholar's mate every time they play white.

>>53663129

>>53663216
all my stuff has been resolved for the day

>>53663128
I'm with IB and its the only one i know. Documentation is shit and they limit the number of stream you can use at once and the number of data request per hour so you must save the data locally for later use but they have all price history of instrument since their inception

>>53662775
Why the fuck is market going up again? There was zero news

>>53663162
I bought on Interactive brokers, if that helps. Some brokers are self-imposing sanctions on it, although it's not actually a sanctioned entity.
I'm not great at timing but you're probably fine to scale in. I just think it's going back to $1.50 or so within year once they dispose of the Russian stink.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>53663177
>>53663161
Part of my screen name is Dan
(not my real name) and it amuses me to no end that they blame DAN for shit.
In any case, my life is defined by suffering. Funny line goes up, or funny line goes down. It's a 50 50 chance

>>53663226
>>53663129
Bullish for RTX

>>53663129
Apple's going to India and by the time this crisis cycle is over iphones will all be made by based bastard street shitters. They aren't going to invade Taiwan until 2029 so it'll be nothing but party balloons coming over for fun and games until then. S&P won't even go below 2000 in the current bear market.

>>53663255
Anon, please reserve a day to eat psilocybin in nature.

>>53663247
just some options stuff dont worry about it
market will gap down monday and resume the decline

>green close
>anons didn't believe me

Volume today is low

>>53663278
Is it wrong to fuck women with 60% of their brain missing?

>>53662806
I suspect you've only lived around the good kind of white people

>>53663232
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxkeOkaVRLo
DOW?

>>53663290
I don't think many are in a rush to buy and hold over the weekend given there may or may not be a 2nd balloon that was shot down.

>>53663262
BULLISH FOR SOXL NIGGA

>>53663304
Even the bad kind of white people don't hold a candle to asia. Not on average.

what a blazing hot day this was

Ticker: JEPI
It is that simple.

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

And that's a wrap.

>>53663221
I'd have to hold of on realizing capital gains for a year to keep my income low, but $50k for free seems pretty sweet. Although really its effectively just negating a portion of the property taxes for the 10 year duration of refund credits.

Holy shit today actually ended neon green.
What a schizo market.

Loaded up on shorts. Thast last 2 minute chart + volume combo is a deathknell.

>>53663335
Jesus Christ died so that I can have green day. Thank you Jesus

>>53663335
$1000 up
NVDA has now bought my next card for me

buddy, look at the 10 year yield
buddy, look at the DXY
buddy, it's over

BUDDY LOOK AT ORANGE JUICE FUTURES

>>53663335
Up 0.35%, did no trades, shitposted and watched anime.

>>53663313

Nice, under 4100, but low volume so whatever.

Maybe monday will be a killer (clown) day then.

>>53663263
They wont invade taiwan. They will just lead a loud coup d'etat like they did with hong kong.

>>53663335
EZ MONEY LIKE STEALING A WHITE GIRL FROM HER WHITE BF ALL MY NIGGAS CASHED OUT ON SOXS AND WE HITTIN THE CLUBS THIS WEEKEND AND PICK UP SOME HOES

>>53663365
>futures

>>53663319
youve never been to walmart on the first of the month when the benefits come in. if you ever want to put a progressive's faith to the test, go there about an hour before close. oreos - gone. doritos - devastated. eggo waffles - gone. frozen texas toast - not a slice left. produce? untouched. they dont even fucking buy regular bread anymore. when you witness the same event in a mostly hispanic or poor asian area, at least they also clean out the produce section.

these people have access everything, and they choose to be the way they are. some asian/indian person in lifelong generational poverty doesnt have a choice about living in bad conditions.

>>53663335
I don't know. I just put it into index funds and wait for 20 years.

>>53663367
I fully expect Tesla to gap down to earth starting Monday. A pre-CPI pump would be surprising.

Need some advice /smg/... I’ve been out of stocks for about the last year and I’ve decided to jump back in. So at the current rate I’m saving 5-7k a month until I get about 30k to get back into day trading which I should have in another 2 months and I’m wonder where I should start back allocating? What’s /smg/ shilling these days?

>>53663380
They won't invade, the same reason we won't invade Cuba. Has little to do with the US defending Tawain, and more to do with the value of a "traitor" people on your border, but not connected directly.
State craft is not checkers, or chess.

What's up with trading orange juice future contracts? Couldn't you just trade orange futures? All you need to do is squeeze them so what's the point?

>USAF INTERCEPTS AND SHOOTS DOWN FLYING OBJECT AT 40K FT OVER ALASKA
USAF INTERCEPTS AND SHOOTS DOWN FLYING OBJECT AT 40K FT OVER ALASKA
>USAF INTERCEPTS AND SHOOTS DOWN FLYING OBJECT AT 40K FT OVER ALASKA
USAF INTERCEPTS AND SHOOTS DOWN FLYING OBJECT AT 40K FT OVER ALASKA
>USAF INTERCEPTS AND SHOOTS DOWN FLYING OBJECT AT 40K FT OVER ALASKA
USAF INTERCEPTS AND SHOOTS DOWN FLYING OBJECT AT 40K FT OVER ALASKA
>USAF INTERCEPTS AND SHOOTS DOWN FLYING OBJECT AT 40K FT OVER ALASKA
USAF INTERCEPTS AND SHOOTS DOWN FLYING OBJECT AT 40K FT OVER ALASKA
B
.
BOBROS.... VIX IS GONNA SPIKE TO 100 SOON
https://theaviationist.com/2023/02/10/developing-u-s-shoots-down-second-high-altitude-object-over-alaska/

>>53663401
The Walmart closest to me is an absolute trashy nightmare. I've only been there once in the last year or so and I couldn't even believe what I was seeing. I drive an extra 20 minutes to the nice one in the wealthy town.

>>53663414
NVDA

Need SPY to touch 405.50 on monday
Boy im a retard

bonds selling off hard yield pumping, but clown market ends green anyway

>>53663428
SOXL

>>53663425
Kek they’re trying to save face after they let the Chinese balloon traverse the entire country

>>53663425
Uhhh is that some WP???

>>53662845
sauce?

>>53663380
why do you think they care about taiwan that much? sure, their rhetoric is one thing. but you'd be a fool to believe they're being honest.

>>53663423
this guy's got it - in fact, china would far prefer to stretch a tentacle through the panama canal TO cuba.

Have a good weekend smg Ill miss you guys til Monday

>>53663335
-0.02%

>>53663425
Probably just some stupid ayyys flying too low again. It's literally nothing.

>>53663445
Kek probably this

>>53663414
SOXL MY NIGGA

>>53663456
Oh come on you know you'll be here tomorrow night.

>>53663335
+2% overall and my crypto part looks like its going to print over the weekend

>>53663335
>XLB: 0.38%
>XLC: -0.99%
>XLE: 3.93%
>XLF: 0.3%
>XLI: 0.75%
>XLK: -0.48%
>XLP: 0.94%
>XLRE: 0.25%
>XLU: 2%
>XLV: 0.93%
>XLY: -1.18%

>Me: 11.15%
>YTD: 8.07%

I'd like to thank Russia for fucking up their oil wells and the BLS for not fucking up their inflation adjustments.

>>53663450
Dunno, saved it from a random jogger thread on /pol/ I think

>>53663451
THE WHOLE WORLD IS RELIANT ON TAIWAN FOR SEMICONDUCTORS MY NIGGA 85% OF THE SEMI ARE PRODUCED IN TAIWAN MY NIGGA SEMIS ARE THE DNA OF TECHNOLOGY MY NIGGA BUY SOXL MY NIGGA

>>53663478
NRGU made bank today. bought directly at open
I'd like to thank Russia too

>>53663488
When is TSMC going to start shitting out in Arizona?

SKYT BROTHERS, WE RIDE ON MONDAY

>>53663428
>>53663443
>>53663466
SOXL and NVDA got caught up in the msft AI pump and I’ll probably be shorting it and longing googl since how the fuck is AI going to help bing lmao

Why is BRL and MXN up against the USD?

>>53663451
there's a reason why the Asian's grandkids who trapped themselves on the islands of the Caribbean had few boats and nothing to speak of for architecture. everything gets wiped out every hurricane. as a stopping point, it's pretty much useless once you get to steam engines. maybe as water resupply. but the infrastructure costs to repair damages every year outweigh that with diesel and nuclear to carry straight through.

>>53663506
Another 3 years at least

N

>>53663506
WONT BE FOR A COUPLE YEARS MY NIGGA BUILDING A FACTORY COST THE COMPANY A LOT OF MONEY MY NIGGA TSMC WONT BE RECOVERING THAT QUICK FROM THE COST OF NEW START UP MY NIGGA BUY SOXL FOR NOW MY NIGGA

>>53663511
Broad ag and energy commodity rally, plus central banks that are keeping up with interest rate hikes?

to the INTCel who told me that I was "zero IQ" for going short at $30.88, I hope you're doing okay. I wouldn't average down yet if I were you though.

>>53662783
>>53662810
GUYS relax i fucked her later that week.
>>53662806
tf is going on in here lmfao

>>53663562
INTEL IS RAN BY JEWS MY NIGGA BUY SOXL INSTEAD MY NIGGA

>>53663342
>neon green
What the fuck are you trading? This is the least upside volatility we've had in a while, because every other upside event was short covering gigaretardation

>LEAKED IMAGE OF FLYING OBJECT BEFORE BEING SHOT DOWN BY FIGHTERS OF THE 525TH FIGHTER SQUADRON
LEAKED IMAGE OF FLYING OBJECT BEFORE BEING SHOT DOWN BY FIGHTERS OF THE 525TH FIGHTER SQUADRON
>LEAKED IMAGE OF FLYING OBJECT BEFORE BEING SHOT DOWN BY FIGHTERS OF THE 525TH FIGHTER SQUADRON
LEAKED IMAGE OF FLYING OBJECT BEFORE BEING SHOT DOWN BY FIGHTERS OF THE 525TH FIGHTER SQUADRON
>LEAKED IMAGE OF FLYING OBJECT BEFORE BEING SHOT DOWN BY FIGHTERS OF THE 525TH FIGHTER SQUADRON
LEAKED IMAGE OF FLYING OBJECT BEFORE BEING SHOT DOWN BY FIGHTERS OF THE 525TH FIGHTER SQUADRON
.
BOBROS...we'll be eating mumu beef in the end of the world

>>53663562
They were probably trolling. Hard to imagine anyone is seriously bullish on INTC right now.

>>53663522
sounds like a perfect opportunity for massive chinese investment in coastal engineering and resilient infrastructure - something the united states apparently doesn't care to help our caribbean friends out with.

>>53663562
INTC lost -7% in 7 days while NVDA did -5% today
not the same anon but you're low iq for going low performance instead of the big gains

>>53662942
>why are we importing more of these people?
I was born and raised in the USA , chudzone
>>53662953
>Because kids in rural areas are raised to do jobs that actually matter like skilled trades and agriculture
This is a joke, right?

I made $300 trading this week ($200 after taxes). I should feel good, but it's so little money compared to what I need. Power company finally read my meter and gave me a $415 bill. So I'm still losing. When the bottom falls out on my current sham of a job (which will be soon) I just know I'm going to blow my savings and take a couple of months to not work at all. And I just know I'm going to try trading for a living, and I just know I'm going to lose my shirt.

>>53663598
BULLISH FOR SOXL THIS SHIT BOUTTA GET TO $150/SHARE MY NIGGA

>>53663278
>green close
I short ARKK so things were a bit different for me

>>53663303
Yes, it’s wrong to fuck women.

>>53663591
no, they were pretty mad about me pointing out the stupid dividend is unsustainable and that punishing their employees will backfire.
>>53663598
Yeah but NVDA hasn't reported dogshit earnings yet.

>>53663605
>I made $300 trading this week ($200 after taxes)
Keep it up for 6 months to 2 years and maybe a prop firm will hire you. Make sure you're following a documented system that you follow. Don't ever do day trading

>>53663414
TLT

Holy fuckin shit look at the compounding growth on Monster energy drinks ticker symbol MNST. I had no idea it was such a fundamentally sound company. It came up on my screener today. Looking into it, I am genuinely butthurt I didn't buy MNST.

MNST used to be Hansen's, but years ago they changed their name from Hansen's to the White Kyle Rittenhouse type drink of choice brand we know and love - Monster.

They sold Hansen's juices and sodas and their other non-energy drink brands to The Coca-Cola Company in 2015 so lots of cash float there.

Their current product line exclusively focuses on energy drinks. Obviously it's just caffeinated sugar water so margins are wide as fuck, but this is a very solid company with governance that returns capital to shareholders reasonably and efficiently.

And I sorta like their Reign White Gummy flavor, and the diet Monster with the light blue font

>>53663645
NIGGA I MAKE 4-500/DAY DAY TRADING, YOU SHUT YO DUMB MOUTH ABOUT DAY TRADERS NIGGA BUY SOXL MY NIGGA

>>53663533
based, this thread is so shit

>>53663645
>Don't ever do day trading
Been swinging, actually. Bought puts on some companies earlier in the week that rose too hard. I don't know if I'll be able to identify knockout setups like that every week, is the problem. (Hell, I didn't place a single trade today).

>>53663670
to my understanding the reason that MNST was such a monster compounded was because it IPO'd with an incredible small market cap. $40 million to $50 billion in 21 years is nuts, though.

>>53663681
>phone posting
>caps posting for attention
>same rotation of facebook meme images
it's time to stop

>>53663605
How big is your house to pay that much? I'm in 950ft2 and pay 120 in winter per month

>>53663706
I GOT MEDICINE FOR YOU NIGGA

>>53663625
A train?

>>53662976
>>53663223
>chess app
>indian flag
>he tries to cheese me out of the gate
>dismiss it and take a capture lead
>instead of just resigning he alt-tabs into and out of the game at the perfect intervals to keep his clock running down
>wastes 3 minutes of my life trying to get an accidental d/c win
>sometimes he keeps playing half-assed and will actually get a stalemate

As soon as I see that flag I know exactly what's next

>>53662806

All Indians in the West talk like this to us, but when you get to know them or see them talking to each other in English you will see the truth. They always let slip their 'so many white servants' fantasy. They are extremely salty people driven almost entirely by envy of the white man and resentment of their colonial era. I honestly despise them almost as much as chinks.

>>53663425
>An AIM-9X Sidewinder missile was used.
NOT A BALOON; IT HAD A HEAT SIGNATURE
THEY SHOT DOWN AYYS

>>53663745
honestly don't understand why they are using missiles

>>53663670
>MNST
i would be genuinely concerned about lawsuits over teen heart attacks. they keep putting more and more caffeine in that shit, and at a certain point, it becomes reckless negligence.

>>53663745
9x have a datalink. they can get target coord from a/c. Cheaper than amraam.

>>53663750
you have to aim guns even with all the tech in the F-22 and they have diversity pilots now.

gun never get's shot so then it would have to be taken apart and cleaned and it would be a big mess. missile might be cheaper considering labor

>>53663670
>Looking into it, I am genuinely butthurt I didn't buy MNST.
I mean im butthurt i didn't buy it back when it was like 80 in March 2022

Fucking Monster lmao, who knew this company had really good stock

I am bullish on Monster Beverage Corporation

>>53663703
Yeah so they were a classic low float IPO that went geometrically upwards, but that only explains the first few years of their market cap growth in the 90's.

After that, MNST seems like it's a compounding success story based on them having a really solid business model. The distribution network, stock buybacks, product turnover, high growth, and product offering.


You know thinking about it the branding is very iconic, the vibrant green contrasted with the dark background. Monster energy's logo is very unique and its great branding to knock out competitors

Hansen's stock was doing well from 1990 - 2000's anyways, but after Coca Cola bought all their hansens juices products and changed to MNST/ Monster their stock absolutely soared.

They wisely pivoted to the energy drinks that zzoomers and boomers love like here>>53663755 (no shareholder should care about such lawsuits lol)

I dated this white chick who would always drink the mango loco monster. i remember trying and a sip and it was gross but the branding on the can looked objectively remarkable

You can go to a local grocery / gas station with a huge assortment of energy drinks and none of the other brands except for Red Bull have as much branding significance

>>53663712
3 Bedroom / 2 bathrooms. I don't know the square footage. But I had a $90 bill last month, since they only read the meter every few months they "catch up the difference" when the fatass meter reader actually shows up. It averages out to like $250 a month, which is still bad. Plus loans and "management fees" for a place I supposedly own (never buying into a shared building again), this is turning into a big millstone around my neck especially since I live alone. It'd be fine if I had a girlfriend or something to throw down half the rent, but I've got better chances making millions on the stock market than I do getting one of them.
>>53663745
>Sidewinder
Fuck, I've been playing Xenonauts all day. That's the starting missile your planes get. Ayys confirmed. I'm buying calls as soon as $XCOM IPOs.

I am going to make $106k in my first year as an engineer out of grad school. Life is good, gentlemen. But sadly I won't be able to be on /biz/ all day.

>>53663750
What do you expect them to do, shoot it with bullets and embarrass themselves like Canadians?

>>53663681
You can day trade if you want, but like 90% of day traders lose money. If your system works, do it.

>>53663692
>Hell, I didn't place a single trade today
Good. Not taking trades is the hardest thing to do. You recognize that you need a particular setup to enter. You win by not losing. If you only entered 2, 3 trades a year, but they all had the perfect set up, that's a 100% win rate with no draw down. Hell, anything better than 50% is a huge win for your bottom line. Eliminate any losses you can and get your W/L% up to 52, 53% and you'll just start compounding over time.

t. down $700 on 4 trades this week

>>53663790
>gun never get's shot so then it would have to be taken apart and cleaned and it would be a big mess. missile might be cheaper considering labor
that sounds plausible

>>53663803
celh is the next monster, screencap this.

New investment strategy. Am I going to make it frens?

BUDDY LOOK AT BITFUCK COMPUTER

>>53663803
>(no shareholder should care about such lawsuits lol)
uhh why

have you seen these new arizona ones? i think the branding is solid, plus theyre 99c vs like four bucks for a monster.

ASMB stock ladies!

>>53663838
Ok thanks I'll buy a small bag of it on Monday. You could have told us before the weekend.

>>53663848
cheeki breeki
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFGANdtf2pM

>>53663878
I'm talking over 20 years, I would wait to see how this year plays out

>>53663726
I'm not actually Indian I just faked the entire thing to get that obnoxious pajeet fucker to stop posting.
I have had zero good interactions with jeets. My home owners association had to kick out a family of them because they kept throwing trash on the street.

>>53663706
Idk I think he’s hilarious

Alright I'm taking my leave. Wish you all good luck on your superbowl. If you're anything like me you've got over $900 in squares and bets on the game. See ya on black Monday. Also, Fuck Chinks, Fuck Jannies, Fuck Muslims and FUCK NIGGERS!!!!

>>53663878
CELT LITERALLY HAD A LAWSUIT FOR FALSE ADVERTISING LMAO

I crashed my mountain bike today

>>53663919
Ok who cares?

>>53663805
Congrats, anon. You're doing your part to bring down job openings and get us that much closer to rate cuts.

>>53662635

AIM:PREM and AIM:I3E. PREM has a lithium mine in Zimbabwe scheduled to go into production next week. First shipment is expected in March. If what they think is in the ground is close to what is actually there, there's a good chance of a buyout and a multibag. I3E has and oil and gas assets in the North Sea and Alberta. They acquire assets when oil and gas prices are low and ramp up when they are high. Share price has taken a hit due to gas prices and institutional selling.

>>53663921
>1PBTID

I unironically drink Monster because of that schizo lady video, but >>53663860 that branding is FUCKING solid, those are the best looking cans I've seen since Alexandra Daddario was on True Detective.

>>53663915
Eagles win by 10

>mfw APRN price crashes by 19% minutes after my $1 put expires.

>>53663921
Wait.
The one you just got yesterday?

>>53663933
SHORTING CELT AS SOON AS MARKET OPENS MONDAY NIGGA MAKE ME BANK

>>53663860
>>53663949
Idk anons, I think the cans look like shit.

>>53663950
27-37 final? Fuck that doesn't win me anything except $250 for the Eagles win.... I'm going to have to just bet the exact score or something.

>>53663706
I think it's gookposter building a second schizo nigger identity
he let some gookfaces slip in some images and the writing style is the same

>>53663949
i have no idea how they keep selling things for 99 cents. i feel like if that stops being profitable theyll just shut down lol.

>>53663986
>schizo theories
>calls others schizo

>>53663976
how about this one kek

havent seen this one anywhere though, guessing its like a 5 hour energy size?

>>53663803
>Yeah so they were a classic low float IPO that went geometrically upwards, but that only explains the first few years of their market cap growth in the 90's.
I have it all fucking wrong, Monster went geometrically upwards AFTER they changed their name from Hansen's to Monster.

Another cool thing about MNST is that their biggest competitor to the highly caffeinated line (300mgish) of drinks is (was?) Bang and Bang's manufacturer went bankrupt and went into litigation with PepsiCo over their deal.
>>53663860
That looks very strange anon, why is there a Red Cross looking hospital symbol and this implication that you're consuming pharmaceuticals

FWIW i drank Arizonas as a fatass kid a lot cuz they're cheap and the memes are that they're staying cheap desp inflation. I'll have to try these out

Arizona Iced Tea branding has permanency because it's been around for a while ofc so i can imagine this doing well but the logo looks fucking odd bro

This shit is so fucking gay. Why does the market close on weekends?

>>53664007
Cans that say caution. Cans shaped like a bullet. Why don’t they just say, “this shit will kill you”?

>>53664007
It looks like some sketchy shit you'd find in a third world gas station. I don't think it will catch on.

>>53663989
God bless Arizona. Best beverage and cheapest too.

>>53663921
and everyone clapped

>>53663921
>Buy a fat tire bike
>Monster-truck over all technical sections with zero skill
>Ride in snow
>Makes good riders sneethe
>Never fall over
Feels good man
>>53663755
I remember noise about banning energy drinks ever since I was a little kid. Nothing ever happened yet. I guess they neutered fourloko. Still, the kind of uppers you can get over the counter are actually fucking strong, energy drinks and especially preworkouts hit you hard if you're expecting something in the realm of coffee.

>>53664030
>Why don’t they just say, “this shit will kill you”?
i mean, theyre just being honest. i genuinely think they say Caution all over them because at 99c a can, they cant spend much on lawyers in case of teen death.

>>53664007
sounds like it would be a killer with some feminine oriented marketing.

>>53664015
>Bang and Bang's manufacturer went bankrupt and went into litigation with PepsiCo over their deal
The root beer company went bankrupt? When?

>>53663949
>schizo lady video
?

>>53664070
no that's Barq's

Here's the situtation with the specific niche market of energy drinks

The biggest competitors to Monster / MNST are:

>Red Bull.
>Rockstar Energy.
>Eastroc Beverage Group Co., Ltd.
>Zevia.
>Lucozade.
>Burn.
>NOS.
>Ionamin C.

Have any of you even heard of these energy drink brands besides Red Bull and Rockstar? I remember having NOS a few times because it was the only caffeine available for my shitty old job but its a forgettable no-name brand

The fact is that Monster Energy drinks and the associated meme tier brand logo have a bigger name than all their competitors except for Red Bull

>>53664073
>>53663949
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjB3dO6hVwc

This lady lol

Ironically, it is that edgy branding that look like bright neon claw scratches from a beast that have help MNST stock do so well

Monster and other energy drinks can also cause liver failure due to excessive niacin. Look at how much niacin is in a can of Monster next time you're at the store. Granted you have to drink 4-5 of the fucking things a day like a retard for this to happen, but still.

I used to drink a Monster tea & lemonade every morning like a true boomer but stopped a couple of years ago. Shit's unhealthy and too expensive on top of that.

>>53664073
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bntfUA6TmLs

>>53664100
Red bull tastes like ass.

>>53664015
Need to stock up some bangs then.

>>53664023
why are wagies allowed to take the weekends off anyway? They should be earning me money

>>53664100
Rockstar and Burn are just brands of Coca Cola as far as I remember.

>>53664052
>Still, the kind of uppers you can get over the counter are actually fucking strong
i mean yeah, you can get a bottle of caffeine pills over the counter that will straight up kill you if you take like 20 in a day. - but i think its different with the drinks because theyre arguably marketed to teens, and they dont come with any warning labels or anything.

the amount of caffeine in these drinks has also been creeping up steadily - the Java Monster has 300 mg, which is equivalent to three big cups of strong coffee. thats more than enough to get my heart palpitating a bit and i'm a (mostly) healthy young man. serving your grandpa one of these could genuinely be manslaughter - the safe daily dose of caffieine according to doctors or w/e is only 400mg per day, and thats for healthy adults, nevermind old people with weak hearts or kids/teens with smaller bodies.

>>53664118
but they do?

GET BACK TO WORK WAGIES AND BUY SOXL AS SOON AS MONDAY COMES BY

>>53664102
>Granted you have to drink 4-5 of the fucking things a day like a retard
many such retards unfortunately. i genuinely think theres lawsuits in the pipe. they probably wont be colossal settlements but idk - but i think they will probably require cigarette-style warning labels for energy drinks in the near future.

>>53664114
I like it

>>53664052
>the kind of uppers you can get over the counter are actually fucking strong
Vietnam guy here. Try Viet drip coffee if you ever get the chance. For me their shit is about 1/2 as strong as cocaine and lasts 10x as long. One cup gets me kinda chewy and hyperactive. On two I do crazy shit like sending long and offensive messages to coworkers, speeding, bursting into flashes of rage, etc. Caffeine is hardcore shit if you maintain a low tolerance, much heavier than guarana or whatever the fuck it's called that's in energy drinks.

honestly I feel no remorse for missing out on MNST because I would never have expected for them to stay relevant in the long term. The beverage industry is surprisingly fad-y.
>SAM (Truly Hard Seltzer) is down 71% from its ATH
>FIZZ (La Croix) is down 41% from its ATH

>>53664166
I remember folks in Iraq and Afghanistan being addicted to those drinks. It would start with the free rip it’s and then they were buying cases of monster. It was pretty pathetic and I stayed away from them.

>>53663278
she's very purdy

>>53664230
>>53664230
>>53664230

Oil

>>53664114
Try the uncarbonated original Thai version. It tastes like piss and it's stronger as well.

>>53664147
They actually do have warnings on Reign (Monster's product line for ultra-high caffeine)

300 mg is a huge amount for someone with a low tolerance, but honestly it's just caffeine at the end of the day. It's always been legal in infinite amounts here.
>>53664166
MNST are protected from liability because their Reign drinks (300 mg+ caffeine) have warning recommendation labels

Also, fat burners (Walshart-Americans love these) and preworkout is widely available. Preworkout is fucking batshit insane when it comes to caffeine concentration

The fact is that there is a huge market for energy drinks and that market is only going to grow because kids aint growing up with coffee anymore. Monster is the most noticeable brand and their Reign drinks are one of the most popular high caffeine ones out there

>>53663921
GOOD

>>53664204
Do you chew betel nut as well?

>>53664083

>>53664100
>>53664106
hmm.. interesting

>>53663478
glad i bought a shit ton of gassy names right before the inevitable pump

Would make a good piss bottle though.

>>53664147
they are 100mg per cup i.e same or slightly less than coffee