/biz/ - Business & Finance

A HIDDEN TIGER JUST SHARTED OVER MY HOUSE

>>53661143
First for SWSSX

first for fuck crabs

Slow and steady wins the race.

We are recovering

>dead fucking flat

The nasdaq will NEVER EVER go under 10k EVER again.

I sold SQQQ and will slurp when it goes back down to low 30s

If brap gas doubles from here i'll make 35k

Extended crabbing is the same thing as dumping value. Prove me wrong you chitinous faggots.

Threadly reminder that dividends are irrelevant. If you want a bit of cash from your stocks, you can sell some.

>>53661180
it wont dude
winter is over
spring is coming earlier than ever before in many places in the world due to global warming
nat gas is going to 0

>>53661130
so he was a good thing before but a bad thing now? thats literally a nonsense view. did he have a stroke?

>>53661104
i like mercedes but youll be having a hard time getting out of indiana without access to charging that takes less than four hours for a full juice up. at least until mercedes builds out their own fast charge network as theyre planning to do.

>>53661120
the yoke is retarded but they only put it on the Model S and Model X which together are like 3% of their sales or less. the 3 and Y are their main drivers atm.

i said it yesterday but tesla is the android to mercedes' apple

>>53661190

People are buying the dip..

But it will keep dipping.

Then people will start selling.

Then people will be bearish.

Then it will start rising.

Then it will be GAME OVER FOR YOU!!!!

>>53661143
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBr7kECsjcQ
Late day rally?

>>53661166
Top signal.

>>53661172
Top signal.

>>53661213
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

It's not over yet.

>>53661177
Based.

>>53661197
>i like mercedes
I literally used a tesla supercharger today.

>>53661214
It's not people buying. People are broke and struggle to pay the rent.

>>53661190
Wish my broker had an "inflation adjusted performance" page.

>>53661216
Is that a Washington Redskins figurine in the background? I didn't know Cramer was a racist.

>>53661216
Listening to this guy talk once for the first time and my initial impression is this dude has to be constantly inebriated he fucking slurs his words so damn much. I mean for the guy to make such comically bad calls 98% of the time I would be drinking on the clock every day too.

OIL

>>53661217
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKsxPW6i3pM
Mid day rally.

>>53661143
>hedgies hopscotching through 0DTE like a hot potato

I LOVE SNIBS!!!!

Sell SOXS/WEBS from yesterday and FLIP to TQQQ

CAAAAAAAAH'CHING

>>53661216
damn Cr*mer is looking ROUGH

>>53661195
>global warming
Do you believe in flat earth conspiracies too?

>>53661229
Its actually not even a charger.
Just a power supply. The charging electronics are in the car you dummy

>>53661240
>2023
>SEC has time to fuck with cryptobros staking
>Doesn't have time to approve $SJIM
This is a fallen world.

Still waiting on that 10k student loan forgiveness thing biden. When is that shit coming out of court already.

>>53661143
I just bought 2000 shares of SIGA.
what am i in for?

I thought I made myself clear that further harassment of scoopsies will not be tolerated. I suppose you didn't see my video last night, last warning.

https://youtu.be/pRnGjWZxe0s

>>53661258
i mean spring has come earlier than ever in recorded history in some places this year
facts are facts bro globe be warming

>>53661267
I like the "Bill me later" approach where we just don't pay and let inflation do the heavy lifting.

>>53661268
Crabbing with steady government contract income.

>>53661267
>forgiven usury in a time of talmudists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDl9ZMfj6aE
>verification not required.

>>53661256
he looks desiccated from all the cocaine abuse

>>53661261
Yeah whatever you call the product. Point still stands i can use the tesla ones or the one at my house or whatever. The mercedes is way more comfy and better built than that cheap ass plastic S i had.

>>53661276

FUCK I FUCKING SOLD 60 SHARES OF XOM AND 40 SHARES OF CVX EARLIER THIS WEEK FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>53661277
Gas is still needed in a lot of industries anon.
Heating is just a small part of gas usage

anyway youre welcome for alerting you that the market was gonna melt up

>>53661258
Dont you dare compare global warming to flat earth. One is verifiably false and the other is verifiably true.

>>53661298
Can't win them all bro. Better a missed gain than a realized loss.

West Texas Intermediate above $80 soon.

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>>53661268
>>53661281
Oh shit, actually /ourguy/ Phil just announced his retirement: https://www.marketwatch.com/story/siga-technologies-ceo-phil-gomez-to-retire-271673959697

Might be a good window to re-enter BILI soon.

CAM ON TRIBESMAN, 34 K DOWIE NOT FA AWEEEEEEEEY. SCORE ME MOA GREENS

>>53661326
Pumped and dumped his way to retirement. Good for him.

>>53661277
>>53661304
Flat earthlets cope

These past few days I've been feinding hard for some bogies, haven't touched those in years, never really had a problem only like a couple a day but I'm unemployed rn I can't afford another expense

what the fugg was that

>>53661326
Is this good or bad

Reminder that Keynesian economics is the only legitimate form of economics and Krugman is the world's leading expert. Austrian economics is flat earth tier retardation and the fact that most of this finance forum supports it shows how low IQ this place is.

>candle volume is a joke but we're yeeting

Why are people buying SIGA what is going on with MONKEY SHIT?

>>53661362
As long as gays aren't spreading mpox, SIGA's got a sleepy business and'll stick to the $7-$9 range.

So neutral, but it does mean we'd need to update memes if the strain mutates and outbreaks begin again.

>>53661276
So, from your description, you're hoping we doxx him by the dozens?

>>53661229
i'm sorry sweaty but unless you've discovered elite haxx, that wasn't a supercharger. you have confused a tesla-branded regular charger for a supercharger. how fast did you charge?

im not like hating on mercedes at all btw i have more in them than tesla.

>>53661261
the superchargers actually do rely on equipment at the location - im not a man of electricity, but if you plug in when no one else is around, you'll charge at a massive rate that slowly drops off over time. the supercharger stations all have a block of equipment nearby that i assume stores up "charge" in capacitors or some such.

its ridiculous that the "richest people" are all owners of luxury brands. clown world

>>53661326
I mean look at him. It's not like he has much life left in him anyway.

>>53661374
>Subscribing to the economic theory of Maynard Keynes, lead singer of the band Tool

>i'm gonna get all oiled and have gay sex for hours
>so you better stop or else I get what I want
this is a strange romance.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMX2lPum_pg

>>53661393
Taking your bussies wouldn't be for pleasure, it would be for business.

>>53661400
>luxury brand
>can charge a premium based on name alone
>while non-luxury brands have to compete with each other on value
what is confusing you exactly

>>53661381
with _______ you _________

>>53661381
NYC stopped reporting new data over the new year but were at 0 or 1 cases per day. San Fran is at a 7 day average of 0. So SIGA's back to the business of restocking the DOD's smallpox treatments as they expire each year.

selling sqqq may have been a mistake

>bbby down 10% again
I almost feel bad for these idiots.

My new luxury brand I just invented is called "poopoopeepee" thoughts on this new venture?

>>53661303
Dude, just stop, you're worse than my exgf of three years who would have day long fuck sessions with me with continuous orgasms and a day later like her ex husband's dog pics, forcing me to cheat on her. Sure, another few days later she'd text me and we'd have another sex romp, but stop being so flip floppity

>>53661277
Just had the coldest day on record where I live, therefore bullshit

>>53661392
The whole outbreak was very suspect in the first place. I wouldnt be surprised if there was a second outbreak of even greater magnitude in the summer/fall. Ill be loading up at these prices till then.

>>53661434
get poo schiesty wearing your gear and youre in business sir.

>>53661419
would think that volume still wins but i guess they really did print that much money. have to say it feels a bit misleading to call them that rich when their stock value would crash if they start realizing them to get actual money. saw this with elon already and i doubt that the french dude would have much better luck

DIE TESLA DIE

>>53661418
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccY25Cb3im0

CHD

>>53661444
bro in a 0dte world all you can do is flippity floppity dont take it so personal

>>53661396
Nope bro im a electrician and you're wrong.
The fast charge rate when no ones around is only the result that all the power available can be used by 1 charger.
The charge rate gets slower if your battery gets over around 75-80% charge.
The current is reduced by the charge electronics in your car.
I installed some of those charger for a few citys.

>>53661476
>NIN
I knew you were Burry in disguise.

Closed puts. Back in cash. No way im getting back in im spooked

Work is making me drive up to San Francisco today so i spent $15 bucks of company money on this fuck huge acai bowl that is one of the best things ive ever tasted. This is very, very good pseudo-healthy fruity goyslop

>>53661381
wtf hahaha, haven't seen this one yet.

lol if cassandra herself would post in biz

>>53661489
He and I agree on the way most of the prices should be moving, but he and I see why that would happen in completely different ways, assuming his tale is factual.

>>53661470
Well the tough part is you need one of two things: either a new escape variant or the previous immunities (from infection or that Bavarian Nordic vaccine) to wane. However the low case numbers globally (even including Africa) plus the fact smallpox immunity lasts like 30+ years means I wouldn't hold my breath if I were you.

Who knows though. A round 2 would certainly get us all a lot of money and lulz.

>>53661501
wow, real life women actually post in /smg/ gonna need you to show some tits though sweaty.

>>53661488
i mean, the giant blocks of equipment by the superchargers do something i assume. theyre supering the charge or whatever. i could well be wrong about the capacitor part. but its not exactly just plugging your car into the wall.

>>53661276
I say every one from here should at least like his last video. I’m curious to see how many actually cared to go look it up. Leave some comments as well. Show some love. He’s one of us after all.

>>53661475
i love tesla! the graphs look good

>>53661501
Is that small thing a kangaroo testicle in your ice?

>>53661400
Eventually you'll realize that wealth is entirely luxury. Luxury goods, luxury services, luxury thoughts, luxury job.
Once you get past the basic needs, it's all luxury.

So owning a luxury brand is putting yourself above even the luxury class. You're selling a dream to those who can afford to dream. You're on top of the world.

https://robkhenderson.substack.com/p/thorstein-veblens-theory-of-the-leisure

>>53661488
>I installed some of those charger for a few citys.
Any insight into SF/Portland types stealing copper from unattended ones? I'd assume the charging companies are smart enough to include cameras somewhere but idk.

>>53661501
>>53661539
Sorry, I meant pangolier

>>53661501
> things are popular because people enjoy them
What a concept.

>>53661519
Considering that viruses are fake and gay and that mpocks is nothing more than vaccine induced blisters, id say the chances of another outbreak in this era of vaxxmaxxing is about 1:1

>>53661542
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBHZFYpQ6nc

Sorry, I can't suggest any Russian stocks here.

>>53661543
Is this first world USA?

>>53661525
I was one of the only men in there, yeah. 90% of the people eating these things are wahhhmen.

>>53661526
Those could simply be transformers.
+ a few safety electronics and switches.
100kw+ electronics are quite massive.

>>53661298
And you get less xom divys now.enjoy

>>53661573
Ok now that I've seen this I'm gonna need you to post your hands

>sold the bottom

>>53661570
Yup. If you're a Euro, it's helpful to think of the US not as equivalent to a single country (the UK, Germany, Italy, whatever) but more like the whole continent. Some areas are Luxembourg or Norway, others Turkey and Albania.

>>53661598
you're in the right place then fren buddy

>>53661543
Nah im from europe.
But we never had the case of stolen charge cables.
Its safe to cut tho. If nothing is plugged in theres no voltage.
Free copper for anyone daring.
The new ones are mostly out of aluminum tho.

>>53661501
what an effeminate menu decision

>>53661432
I got 12 shares for science. I want to see what happens with my shares further down the line when using Degiro. It also allows me to feel like I belong somewhere while depression eats away remainings of my sanity and connection to the world.

>>53661396
The basic difference is that a supercharger is actually powered by the engine it's attached to, while a turbocharger takes advantage of the engine's exhaust gases and uses them to spin the turbine and pump the air into the engine

>>53661542
i just thought that their customer base would be limited. like theres not that many people that would buy >$1k wine bottles or similar things

>>53661592
>>53661619

I'm not a woman, I can assure you that I'm a hairy man with a penis.

Some products marketed for females are objectively amazing for both men and women.

The really faggy acai fruit bowl crap is actually god tier for operating on a light stomach

Yoga pants for women are extremely comfortable

Women's bikes have far better seat padding

And women's conditioner is really good for your hair i've noticed

dump it

BUDDY

LYFT COMPUTER

>>53661471
Has our nigga Spotem Gottem been forgotten?

>>53661642

>>53661642
>Yoga pants for women are extremely comfortable
Men in tights used to be a thing but it's not exactly accepted to wave your bulge around in public in most settings

>>53661642
Oh I wasn't concerned you were a woman. I saw that faggy fruit bowl and assumed you were a lanklet.

>>53661625
>I got 12 shares for science.
Stopped reading there, you sound like one of those retarded liberals. I hope you lose everything, and your faggot husband watches you get fucked by one of them ignorant anti-semites.

>tisla currently

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSLlZh9yelk

>>53661658
Too busy having his head bashed in and his bussy bred and ravaged by alpha gorillas in prison

>>53661651
What do you call this pattern?

>>53661685
bro it already went youre late
we getting another meme friday melterino

>>53661692
Lyft? More like drag lmaooo

>>53661692
The cliffhanger

>>53661676
relax mate.

>>53661692
Ride (share) to zero.

>>53661692
Delaware

>>53661692
massive bull if you flip the chart upside down

>>53661642
Nigga and... You owe us pushups. Shotgun three tallboys, spike a football. You might even owe us a cigarette burn and some bow hunting.

>>53661692
The company really needed some good news to lift their stock price.

Why do divvies get taxed? Fucking jew government. I just wanna park 10k in some container ship companies and enjoy the free $50 a month.

>>53661668
I'm not a lanklet. Why do people just assume that yogurt, fruits, and granola = faggot lanklet? The people who are actually have muscle mass and are active most of the day eat things like acai bowls with fruits and peanut butter and yogurt.

This country is full of fat hideous retards who assume masculinity means eating bacon and chicken tenders for every meal.

The funniest thing is that most of these meat goyslop enthusiasts are too pussy to eat liver / heart

what are the financial implications of satellite weapons being used?

>>53661501
That's shit from a butt.

>>53661743
I guess you can either pay a few bucks to the US navy to protect the ships or a few bucks to Somali pirates.

>>53661751
Bro delete this quick.

>>53661751
are you zyzz?

>>53661743
Park it in a roth IRA and watch it grow tax free.

>>53661725
>>53661743
I like these views. They deserve a song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lK4cX5xGiQ

>>53661743
If it makes you feel better we're probably a few years away from capital gains being treated like normal income and it won't matter

>>53661704
what are you talking about, it's going back to 140 handle the question is does it go straight away now or pump again to back to 200 and over before

>>53661751
You better watch the way you talk to me! You may have muscle but am a hamchad with both old man strength and retard strength. Taking your bussy probably wouldn't even make me break a sweat.

>>53661743
Divys are not taxed as much as your paycheck. That’s where the get jew fucks you big time.

What the flying fuck is this shit. I just found this in a grocery store. I'm not an expert on intermittent fasting or nutrition, but I'm almost certain this isn't how it works.

From a /biz/ perspective, it is very hard for food companies to properly shill intermittent fasting because fasting is literally via negativa, it is the absence of food. There is simply no money for companies to make from intermittent fasting memes

>>53661796
yeah thatll probably take a while bro sorry

They need to release 0DTE on more tickers I need 0DTE for BOIL so I can rake in the dough

>>53661812
It's probably just meant as something to eat before you fast

>>53661751
Here we go again. Scoops made the same mistake.

anon below this post is a homosexual gay faggot

>PIGS
>GET
>SLAUGHTERED

>>53661800
Can you stop talking about gay sex? This is a stock trading forum. I mean we all get it, you're a massive faggot, but do you have to proclaim it every fucking post? Sheesh.

>>53661812
it's a special chocolate ba for fasting :)

>>53661812
i mean according to the label you can fast with food
i mean if it says so who are you to disagree?
not eat ze bugs idiot
>>53661821
top signal confirmed meltup cancelled

>>53661501
>>53661751
>I'm not a lanklet. Why do people just assume that yogurt, fruits, and granola = faggot lanklet?

That bowl is the size of a fist, but you called it "huge".

Someone in here was on about DOLE the other day. Some wee leprechaun I suppose.

>>53661812
This is why I'm bullish NVO. People will want the lighter grocery bill and weight loss of IF without any discipline. Solution? Some injection that their insurance pays for.

>>53661835
You shut your mouth you greasy Jew baggie nigger! Some time this general needs to be taught a lesson from time to time when you guys get uppity. I hope your gookfu takes a greasy egg roll dump in your ramen tonight and doesn't tell you.

>>53661856
whoops, forgot muh reference.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGldNpngDws

>>53661828
>>53661832
>>53661835

speaking of eggroll dumps

Lets see what retarded sum gets traded on this bounce tick.

Wonder why NGE is up 40% in the past month. Any news from nigeria?

>>53661865
>your gookfu takes a greasy egg roll dump in your ramen tonight
If only I could be so lucky. :D

>>53661826
>>53661839
>>53661841
>Fast With Food ™
Just a fucking clown world
>>53661853
My fellow American, we come from a countryfull of fatasses like you who have no self control or concept of what a decent portion size is.

What I posted was 900 calories. I get that Americans are all food addicts who simply cannot stop eating goyslop but you need some re-contexualization for what non-landwhale portion sizes should look like.

I encourage you try something like intermittent fasting so you don't expose yourself as a fatfuck who thinks a large bowl full of granola, ice cream, and fruits is not that calorie rich

isn't some FED fuckboi supposed to be talking now?

>>53661874
harry was a great story teller. loved that album

>>53661841
0DTE unironically saving the market from complete meltdown. Without them we'd be at least 360 if not lower rn

>>53661832
> thinks he is not a pig as well

GEO is about to form a double top or blast past resistance. I'm betting on the double top.

>>53661898
no? nothing happens till cpi next week lol
no more fed no more memes
the market now has to digest all the bullshit and let me tell you its not gonna look pretty coming out the other side

>>53661195
Nat gas goes up in the summer

>>53661894
No weight lifter would call that bowl huge. If you actually lift or exercise, 900 calories is nothing.

>>53661898
Waller. Always at the prom but never the prom queen

>>53661901
right but theres a reason they are for spy etc
there would be no liquidity on individual names
spy has infinite liquidity

>>53661891
Oil's price recovery? Plus a reduction in oil theft?

>>53661921
Let me tell you a secret because you're stuck in the "eat big to look big" phase: weight lifters who actually want to look vascular with bulging muscles have to aggressively watch their portion sizes.

My arms and chest started looking far bigger when I cut back on the portion sizes and used intermittent fasting.

You are basically like a freshman / sophomore /fit/ poster. You think eating big is what makes people look muscular. Lol. Lmao

>>53661539
Its a lychee nut.

What a bull trap that was, but also nice to see the retarded all caps soxl shill from this morning has been utterly heemed into silence.

>>53661940
It doesn't matter what you say. It's obvious you're a fucking larper.

tesla may have a red day but it looks like google is trying to get green

>>53661940
>/fit/
Please tell me you don't browse over there...

>>53661940
Does your office have a gym?

>>53661940
>pic with mask
>see jewface on card wearing around your neck
truly a retard

I love it when people get fomo trapped. back down we go

>>53661956
Let me guess, you also think that you need to eat one gram of protein or more per pound of bodyweight to "get big"?

You also think that you need to drink protein shakes 60 mins within a workout to make sure its within the "anabolic window"?

>>53661894
Im gonna call you Truffles. Truffles the wine mom

Crab days are fucking easy to trade holy shit.

>>53661978
bro, there's too much variation by race to even start on presumptions of what it takes to look like Arnold. Some people can't hold a muscle with or without veins if they don't put back 7k.

I can't tell you which stock to play, but MCD's serves calories, if not food.

>>53661946
>soxl ticker shilling
>incomprehensible memewords
the bear trap is going to be glorious retard contra

>>53661988
I'm earning a soda pop from the 80's every hour. I'm ecstatic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtvmTu4zAMg

What a retard. Do better /smg/

>>53661976
half a mill on the 1 minute chart mid day lands you a cute cliffhanger doji.

>>53661940
why are you deleting? post some more maybe we can find your social media too?
wouldn't be the first time someone doxxes himself

>>53661940
owo what's tihis???

Another day of buying semiconductor capital equipment stocks. Today I added more ICHR and UCTT

>>53662001
>bro, there's too much variation by race to even start on presumptions
Your ethnicity / race is not going to substantially impact how efficient your body is at using proteins/food and turning it into muscle.

Anyone who claims "man I can't get big unless i eat 7k" is either burning 6k calories per day (possible with certain jobs but highly unlikely) or is full of shit. You do not need to eat huge to get huge.

It's the exact opposite. You need to eat sparsely and with deliberation to not look like a lardass

Some of you would not be so poor if you put half as much effort into researching stocks as you do into doxxing random posters.

>>53661832
I'm quite amazed at how they start to move on like just a little bit before we can see the first shakes on camera. I know animals can be sensitive to this, but it's crazy

>>53661143
If we are going into stagflation, and if commodities are too volatile, and real estate too costly, what is better
https://www.lynalden.com/investing-during-stagflation/
ETFs or buying gold?

Anyone watching the Core Scientific saga?
I've been thinking about RILY again, but I don't wanna end up burned.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmin5WkOuPw

>>53662042
I work in Semi supply band that buys from ichor and UCT
Look at MKS, Edwards Vac, Rockwell Auto, and XP Power

what THE FUCK is going on with chink stocks?

>>53662050
it’s a crab day, only mm’s are making money and they don’t post here. Plus doxxing is bullish in the long run.

>>53662030
looks like some faggot who's on his way to have gay sex in the gay bay lol.

>>53662071
Sounds like you got chinked

>>53662059
we're not in stagflation. economy grew at 3% last quarter

>>53662030
>>53662022
>>53662019
What the fuck do you think you're gonna do to me? Call my work place? Tell my boss I post on 4chan on company time? Oh noooo so scary!
>>53662078
> only mm’s are making money
What the fuck lol, this is so stupid. There are literally trading desks at funds dedicated specifically to writing collars, VRP harvesting ,etc for crab trends

>>53662050
Researching doesn't mean shit in the clown market

>>53662065
Will do thanks

>>53662078
>he cant make money on crab days
lmao. just buy the bottom and sell the top of the range

HODL MY SOXL NIGGAS THIS SHIT ABOUT TO BLAST OFF I HOPE YA’LL LOVE ASIAN HOES BECAUSE WE GETTING SOME SHOUTOUT TO SOXS NIGGAS FOR PUMPING MY BAG WE ROLLIN THIS WEEKEND TO THE CLUBS WEARIN GUCCI BABY AND NEXT WEEK TO LAS VEGAS TO FUCK SOME HOES

SKYT earnings Monday.
Counting down the hours.

>>53662093
so are the gays into skeleton play now? like you guys wear skeleton masks and have orgies while pretending to be undead? its really hard to keep up with you weirdos.

>>53662042
Could you tell me more about these companies?

>>53662093
>What the fuck do you think you're gonna do to me? Call my work place? Tell my boss I post on 4chan on company time? Oh noooo so scary!
post your social media we can try it out.
wait what do I expect from someone eating fucking flowers.. nevermind

>>53661218
Slow and steady wins the race.

>>53662115
Should it be called "earnings" when company doesn't earn anything?
> SKYT losses Monday
This sounds much better.

>>53661542
its aspirational for every single person in the third world and will stay so for a long time - centuries even.

driving a mercedes around san francisco doesnt mean shit, theres thousands of others on the road - but driving a mercedes around nairobi? youre king of the world.

>>53662046
I think of body types like I think about what I would expect of the average animal in the area. If it's cold, I expect it has high BMI and vein visibility will be nearly impossible, forever. If it's a half and half, especially an extreme half and half of sub zero winters to top 100F summers, then I expect vein visibility will depend highly on diet. If they're Med or Sandnigger, I expect veins will naturally show, but muscle gain will be difficult to hold as heat creation is a negative. If they're a true desert sand nigger, then any muscle gains are going to take enormous amounts of effort in calories and lifting to sustain, though for their help, the bones should do nicely if the joints don't fail.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIGMUAMevH0

>>53662132
What?

>>53662142
what?

>>53662122
Could you please at least try to be interesting or funny if you're gonna tripfag and attention whore

try being like twinkie — the porta potty poster. that guy was fucking hilarious back in 2021
>>53662128
The sad thing is that fat lardbuckets across the USA all thing that eating veggies and fruits is akin to eating flowers while their colorectal tumor grows by the year

>>53661628
im not talking about the supercharger engine part, im talking about Tesla Superchargers which are their accelerated charging stations. although im not really sure why they named it something that's already a name for something car related.

i had a volvo c30 t5 with turbo for a couple years, very fun until i done crashed it

>>53662141
You sound like you're White and going to shoot up the nearest elementary school, if I'm being honest with you mate.

>Bobo's big dump
>SPY still above 400
LMAO

>>53662093
So why the mask then?

This is just your pre-weekend reminder that I could easily kick everyone's ass itt

What did I walk into
This seems like the angriest smg thread to date

Crab got you irritated?

>>53662115
>SKYT
Can someone give me the no-bullshit rundown on this company? It clearly looks like a SMID cap tech/semi company that pumped and dumped and is now getting a drawn out short cover rally

coin bros...

DXY's time to shine.

>>53662160
Wait a fucking minute. CRBP pajeet is that you?

>>53662160
>discussion of phenotype is evidence of teen angst
huhn. well. don't tell your rabbi that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQt6jIKNwgU
>verification not required.

>>53662160
What’s the Indian word for “mate”?
Like what do you guys call each other in a friendly way?

>>53662161
market is waiting for CPI tuesday

>>53662144
I was just trying to get a little insight into your life style choices. It's nothing to get upset about. Now if you'll excuse me I'm off to do some meth in the communal bathroom.

>>53662190
make sure you put the seat down you fucking animal.

>>53662173
We DON'T like to have fun around here.

>>53662189
>CPI comes in cool
>Bobo gets heemed

>>53662164
Just try and punch me through the computer feggit, I’m a wizard with the power of invulnerability in your world

>>53662178
>can someone give me a
No lol. What am I your fucken mom? It’s been discussed to death. I don’t need you to pump it kek.

>>53662184
>>53662160
oh shit, you're the milk breath guy, yeah fuck you!

>>53662055
Anons?

>>53662200
anyone who calls me a feggit is going to get it

>>53662160
Holy shit he's back. Hey, post the taxes article!

>>53662187
So India is a huge country with twice the population of Europe and twice the number of languages spoken as Europe, it's hard to really pinpoint it down to one word....but in parts of North India where Hindi is spoken, they say "yaar" as the "mate" or "dude".

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=yaar

What the fuck is this LIFFTIN WAYYYTES argument going on here? Jesus Christ. I'm trying to skim past it but every other post is now MUH NUTRITION MUH BODY interspersed with the Navy SEAL pasta. Fuck off to /fit/, this is stock market discussion. BRUH FUKKKIN CALORIES BRO

No toilet paper. Fuck.
I don’t know how Indians do it in the streets man.

>>53662184
seeing this makes me wonder how many anons have fallen for thinking that a woman's asshole smells good from "imagine the smell" posts and found themselves in similar states of disappointment

>>53662125
They make the capital equipment that is critical to a few stages of the wafer fabrication process. These companies have strong financials but are also highly subject to the cyclical nature of semis. I think semi manufacturers are going to spend a lot on capex in the next few years so I am loading up now.

>>53662217
faggot

>>53662201
maybe. last month CPI were revised up today (hence the rates surge) so next release could "beat" expectations simply because of that

WTF! I love milk breath anon. Especially when he’s drunk posting.

>>53662222
Is this because I didn't single out poos and their wire body?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JkIs37a2JE

mass doxxing is a bearish indicator

I feel power Hour coming

Don't stand in the way

>ARKK
feels good to make gains

>>53662184
>>53662235
What is more shocking is how eager some women are to lick male assholes. Some of them find it hot. Licking a man's ass with their female tongue.

I don't get how a heterosexual female can find a man's stinky warzone-like asshole.

>>53662222
Cool cool
So dude i need to know if most of your kind think the way you do. I work with one of you dudes and he seems to be a pretty cool guy, but he thinks like you do they I should be cautious around him.

ahhh after 72 hours i'm free
ironic that, in the end, scoops downfall was inexpertly applying black over himself

>>53662267
>I work with one of you dudes and he seems to be a pretty cool guy, but he thinks like you do they I should be cautious around him.
AI post

>>53662280
Scoops, more like Retarded Fuckup amirite

>>53662221
All I have is this.

>>53662250
He wears that? Is that a smart watch?
Fucken tacky man.

Oil over $90 by March?

I don't even have any illusions of becoming rich, just want to make a living trading, why must it be so hard

>>53662280
(p.s., it’s a gif :^)

>>53662256
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9t-slLl30E
I got your song.

>>53662285
I’m going to assume that you’re just a seething Indian schizo. Hope you get some help or find some piece with your fellow man.

>I own 50 shares of google at 105
SADGE

Reminder that human brain requires 4kcal to function properly. Spacemaxxx body is simply a side-effect of caring about it. I'm not surprised people here make so many bad decission, they simply starved their brain into 80 - 90 IQ range.

>>53662221
https://www.bqprime.com/business/1-of-us-population-indian-americans-pay-6-of-taxes-congressman#:~:text=Indian%2DAmericans%20who%20constitute%20about,problems%20and%20follows%20the%20laws.

This entire article is fucking hilarious, the Georgia white chud politician quoted in this made me wheeze from laughter

> "They (Indian-Americans) don't have the problems that we see other people have when they come to the emergency room for overdoses and depression anxiety because they're the most productive or family oriented and the best of what represents American citizens," McCormick said.

Who the fuck even says this kind of shit. Yeah obviously richer families like Indians are going to have less overdoses you fucking moron

>>53662178
> It clearly looks like a SMID cap tech/semi company that pumped and dumped and is now getting a drawn out short cover rally
That's the rundown, right there.

>>53662280
don't get him fired. It's nice to see how much money he's losing

How do I report a jannie?

>>53662187
I assume they all call each other bhenchode bloody bitch bastard.

>>53662321
So people on /smg/ who are shilling SKYT are just hoping for another mega pump?

>>53662327
eh who cares enough to do any of that
funnily enough i know a couple of people high up enough at AMZN that i could have made trouble, but he's at AAPL now and i dont know anybody there

BUY SOXL MY NIGGAS BUY BUY BUY!!!!!!

This market is so fucking gay.

>>53662091
>economy grew 3%
>money supply grew 15%
>"not stagflation"

a few tickers i have my eye on just keep going up and down over and over again. whats stopping me from just selling at peaks and then using profits to multiply my position when it falls back down again?
will i get fucked by taxes?
will i get bogged the moment i commit to it?
explain why it wouldnt work like im a moron that knows nothing about investing

>>53662349
no i'm shorting tech right now

>>53662349
I own SOXL and wish I didnt

>>53662349
Why do people here trade LETFs like SOXL so much but avoid LETFs with way more liquidity like TQQQ

>>53662320
>They (Indian-Americans) don't have the problems that we see other people have when they come to the emergency room for overdoses and depression anxiety...

Very badly worded. Kek

>>53661143
I SOLD 10 OIL STOCKS DAYS AGO
EVERYING I BUY WILL DUMP
EVERYING I SELL WILL PUMP

>>53662349
Just bought more NIO.
The chinese bugs will make me some money

Ok, but what stock do I play to cover the theme of this tune?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-CG5w4YwOI

SOUR HOUR INCOMING

>>53662379
What are the recommended Leveraged ETFs?

>>53662402
BOIL of course

Glad we got this coal dump so I could sell some more BTU puts on the elevated IV going into earnings.

>>53662357
m2 has been going down since august buddy

>>53662358
They're waiting for you to do that. The hidden algos. You have to be faster. Faster than the pigs. Even that one pig that tried to run was too late. Don't put all your pigs in one trap.

>>53662377
>>53662349
its literally about to tank all next week

>>53662358
>whats stopping me from just selling at peaks and then using profits to multiply my position when it falls back down again?
spread and fee's

1% profit on each trade is -0.5% profit after fee's and spread

only the chosen with 0 fees and 0 spread can profit on algotrading

How much will you pay me to become a full time smg baker?

>>53662304
kek

>>53662461
same as the jannie

>>53662377
HODL MY NIGGA

>>53662439
Did this information come to you in a dream?

>>53662475
>pierced ears
in the trash it goes

>>53662481
MY INFORMATION CAME TO ME FROM MY DREAMS YES NIGGA BUY SOXL

>>53662475
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMPkCCxkEVI
>>53662439
what is "it"?

>>53662439
>s literally about to tank all next week
Why it already did that this week.

>>53662491
Not you nigga the other retard

I hear no one baking

>>53662402
If you want tons of liquidity then tqqq/sqqq and spxl/spxs are the go to.

Could you imagine if they just closed the market right now and we ended with 0 change. It would be a black friday, followed by a bloody bloody Monday.

>>53662484
NIGGA YOU JUST SALTY YOU MISSED THE SOXS PUMP SUCK MY DICK NIGGA THE FUTURE’S ABOUT TO REVERT AND MY SOXL NIGGAS BE WINNIN BY END OF MONTH WHEN BOBOS OPTIONS WITH SHORTS EXPIRE AND THEY HAVE TO BUY BACK AT MARKET PRICES NEXT WEEK

My orange juice futes are doing a lil sum sum

>>53662506
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvuL5jyCHOw
I think I just lost the soda for this hour.
That puts me at 3 sodas and a honeybun.
>>53662511
how did your 415 play out? are you holding 8k in TQQQ?

>>53661143
>Slurpers

4080 is the magnet number btw. buy below, sell above

Last /smg/ ever. We're free
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfihYWRWRTQ

>>53662561
works until sour hour (in 1 minute)

I can't wait for the Elon TSLA sale forms to come out. That enormous red dildo at open had to be him.

>spy up
Wewlad

>>53662537
>how did your 415 play out
I lied about buying $415 SPY calls at open yesterday. I'm still all in $385 SPY puts that expire at the end of March and waiting for the #SoftLanding #VerificationNotRequired

>>53662602

>>53662602

>>53662602


New

>>53662598
Never cry for a namfag, lesson #6348534.5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4xZUr0BEfE

>>53662598
>buying puts
ngmi

>>53662585
>spy up
>arkk down
The market is healing

>>53662164
Try it