/biz/ - Business & Finance

SOXL FOR THE PUMP MY NIGGAS

we will pump, this is a prepping dump

>>53656900
buy as much as you can this is the generational dip

Why didn't I just keep my shorts for another couple of days

>>53656904
I refuse to hold anything, I just gamble on the index with leverage

>>53656899
fuck up scoopsies

Oil cant break $80 and got brutally rejected. Short at open

>>53656904
BOBO YOU IS FIGHTING A LOSING BATTLE YOU WILL BE THE GENERATIONAL BAGHOLDER GETTING GROCERIES USING EBT FOOD STAMPS AND LIVIN IN SECTION 8 HOUSING DW THO SENPAI I GOT YOU I HAVE MONEY IN GNMA TO SUPPORT YOU POOR BASTARDS. ANYWAYS BUY SOXL NIGGA AND GO LONG

soxl holders are trannies

>>53656900
COPE

>>53656918
have you reopened your twitter yet?

>>53656918
You dont even know how long i am right now

SQQQ and SOXS bros, we are gonna feast today

>>53656927
>USING EBT FOOD STAMPS
But where will he redeem those?
I guess it's tme for WMT WMT WMT WMT WMT WMT WMT WMT WMT WMT WMT WMT WMT WMT WMT WMT WMT WMT WMT WMT WMT WMT WMT WMT WMT WMT WMT WMT WMT WMT WMT WMT WMT

Is this shit accurate or just a scam

>>53656929
WRONG. SOXL HODLERS ARE GIGA CHADS. YOU SOUND LIKE A BETA.

The fear of recession will bring back oil to $0 . Dont let oil sissies persuade you otherwise

Test

>>53656909
you lack conviction and got jew'd by the talkingheads with muh soft landing narrative instead of holding and doubling down like a non-retard would do after those insane weeks

This can not fail, right? It'll be impossible to not make money with these ETFs

Anime

Brokers (female)

OIL

>>53656944
SOXL AT A DISCOUNT RN MY NIGGA AI BE TAKIN OVER SHIT SOON EVEN DESK JOBS AND CONSTRUCTION, ONLY JOB GONNA BE AVAILABLE WOULD BE MAINTENANCE AND REPAIRS. GO LONG FOR YOUR FUTURE AI OVERLORDS. YA’LL NIGGAS CAN (NOT) STOP US

>>53656973
>NANC
>KRUZ

This SOXL shill is at CLF trannies cope level now.

How is oil so blatantly manipulated and no-one bats an eye? We have almost inexhaustible reserves on this planet and we can increase production at a moment's notice... yet it costs 80+. Fuckin politicians and oil companies raking in massive cash while we get to pay.
Oh well, at least I managed to snag the bottom on a nice oil company yesterday if you could even call it a bottom since these stupid stocks have completely disconnected from the commodity market. Gay market

SELL EVERYTHING! I JUST SAW A COMMERCIAL WHERE THIS BLACK WOMAN NAME LEDONNA INVESTED IN QQQ. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. SELL EVERYTHING NOW.

>>53656973
Isn't their disclosure filings always delayed by some time?
This ETF will end up being their bagholders

>>53656973
NONCES AND CROOKS WILL BE THROWING MONEY IN THAT SHIT NIGGA BUT IF YOU BUY SOXL TODAY IT WILL BE GOING ON A INTER DIMENSIONAL MISSION NIGGA

>>53656972
This is so bloody hot for some reason

imagine buying while we have higher inversion than 2000 & 2008

asked an AI which companies are currently working on AI tech it also said its not a complete list;

Alphabet Inc. (Google)
Amazon.com, Inc.
Baidu, Inc.
Microsoft Corporation
NVIDIA Corporation
Intel Corporation
IBM Corporation
Facebook, Inc.
Tencent Holdings Ltd.
Alibaba Group Holding Ltd.
Facebook, Inc.
Salesforce.com, Inc.

>>53657010
Some stuff is still grossly undervalued, tough.

>>53656993
NIGGA I AIN’T EVER BOUGHT CLF WHEN IT WAS GETTING SHILLED HERE. I WAS GIVING SIGNALS YESTERDAY FOR SOXS BUT DID YA’LL LISTEN? COPE HARDER NIGGA YOU SOUND LIKE A GENERATIONAL BAGHOLDER

See all caps kike, report it. No word read

>>53657012
SOXL IS THE WAY TO GO NIGGA

Yay brokerage finally punted out my 1099. Can finally get my taxes done up and get my fat refund sent to me.

>>53656946

>goyscore

>>53656969
Nvidia doubling in value to $230 on very shaky AI and pivot copium was peak absurdity.
>>53656973
>>53657002
I worry about the delayed disclosures too but it's just funny how everyone just accepts congress is corrupt to the core

>>53657028
When are ye going to shut ye mouth?

See soxl ticker shills
Report them

>>53657038

For me it’s, KOF.

>>53657010
2 more weeks

See frog shitposters
Report them

today im shorting tesla

>short equity market (especially tech)
>long energy, agriculture, food commodities
simple as

Can someone do a cost / benefit analysis of crowdfunding a hit on all tax employees, so we don't have to complete taxes anymore?

>>53657038
I've been waiting on that as well. Only gonna get like $700 back though after being raped all year.

See greentext kikes
Report them

any of you invest in SoftBank Group Corporation?

See yellow ID fags
Report them

See random lonely shitco shill
Report it

See anime trannies
Report them

soxl holders tongue black tranny anuses

>>53657075
Is that cuck Masayoshi gonna give that kike Adam Newman another billion or something?

See jeets pooing in the streets, report them.

See tripfags
Deport them

>>53656929
Take it back

See a chain of shitposts
Report them

>>53657098

SOXL HATERS ARE JEWS DON’T GIVE IN TO DOUBT SOXL CHADS, THESE NIGGAS GONNA HAVE TO START DYING SOON.

see women, ignore them, acquire money

I love you guys.

>>53657063
Go back

CHOOSE YOUR SHORTS WISELY I TOOK OUT STUDENT LOANS FOR THIS SOXL ON A 4X MARGIN AND INCLUDING THE PROFITS FROM DOXS YESTERDAY. YA’LL HATERS WHEN YA’LL SEE A NIGGA PREACHING THE RIGHT CALLS!!!

>>53656946
December of '21 I bought a used car, CK said my score was 810, the bank said 763. My loan rate is 2.1%. So I'm paying it off as slowly as possible! Savings is making 3.5%.

>>53657070
>didn't tax loss harvest
NGMI

>>53657146
why not just buy a cheap used car that you dont need a loan for
all you need is a vehicle that goes from point a to point b
its really not hard
this is also why im shorting tesla
electronic cars have no longevity or resale value
think about it- electronics made in the last 20 years are designed to shit out after a short while
meanwhile everything made in the 70s and 80s and early 90s work for literally ever

>>53656904
>>53656929
>>53656993
>>53657051
>>53657072
>>53657080
>>53657087
SOXL WILL BE AT $150 AND IF I’M WRONG YA’LL NIGGAS GONNA BE PAYING FOR MY EVERYTHING.

>>53657124
I bet mannarino actually lurks here

>>53657165
>meanwhile everything made in the 70s and 80s and early 90s work for literally ever
Nah.
t.live in Eastern Europe where people drive used cars and my father repairs cars (car electronics too for that matter).
Old cars do have some stuff that is more resilient and electronics in cars from 2000 - 2015 can be shit tho. But some parts will break down.

I SAW SOXL AT $250/SHARE IN MY DREAMS AT A NEAR FUTURE AND I WAS LIVING OFF ITS DIVVYS

>>53657124
Perma Doomer
Nothing ever happens
Many such cases on the Youtube
In the end, it's always been MMT, easy as.

Feels good holding short for the next few months as this shit collapses

Higher for longer bulltards

>>53657176
Of course he does.

>>53657186
BET. MAKE SURE IT’S UNCOVERED SHORTS THEN NIGGA, LET’S SEE WHO CAN TAKE THE MOST RISK. I SURE HOPE YOU ENJOY BUYING IT BACK AT THE PEAK WHICH WILL COST YOU 3X YOUR MORTGAGE.

>>53657181
well you have to know what you have and how to work on it
yes a 15 dollar plastic valve could dry rot and crack and then you lose all your coolant while driving on the highway and then overheat your engine and warp the heads
but the engine itself with proper maintenance will run for 500k miles if its a reputable brand and make
can guarantee youll never EVER see a tesla with 500k miles

>>53657176
>BUDDY LOOK AT THE DEBT MARKET
>COMPLETE IMPlOSION OF THE UNIVERSE
>DOG SHIT CAT SHIT WAKE UP SHEEPLE
>LOOK AT THE MMRI!

>>53657165
I wanted something nice. Payment is $317/mo, girlfriend pays for gas, tags, and insurance. I save 40% of my income. Can't I splurge from time to time. I know that I should have not bought a vehicle, and just use my work pickup for everything.

>>53657186
To elaborate

This is not bullish. A stubbornly high spending and good economy is not bullish. A collapsing economy is bullish for a chance to buy

This is merely another shitty bear market rally. I was in for the first half long but this is cooked and fried now with reflexivity piling on and squeezing. This is not a new bull market. Inflation is half the battle and it being 4% is better but everything else is still fucked. What you want us the fed to actually pivot to 2% rates to even think of buying etc not this shit

YANG GANG
GANG GANG

>>53657201
its a scam
why spend your hard earned money on transportation
i mean if its a toy you take out to the track and have all kinds of fun with thats great
if you only drive on public roads i really dont see the point of spending a dime more than you have to

>>53657200
>IM LAUGHING, I KNOW I SHOULDNT BE BUT IM LAUGHING
>I'VE BEEN TELLING YOU SINCE TIME IN IMMEMORIAL
>THEY'RE GOING TO FLOAT OUT THAT THING
>BET AGAINST THE DEBT, BECOME YOUR OWN CENTRAL BANK

>Yields pumping
>DXY pumping
>OIL pumping
>VIX pumping
yup we're back

Greg is - like any youtube shill - just one piece of a puzzle you have to complete for yourself.

>>53657198
On that you might be right, father did mention that some older ones do have good engines that can run even if car floor rusts away and you have to run like in a Flintstones car.
And rusting shit is no joke, maybe it's better in US with milder winters but here temperature and salt probably fucks up old cars faster.

What is the most assymetric high reward option position if war with Iran breaks out?

Otm calls on xle? Some way to be long USA oil and short mideast oil

>>53657146
When I was buying a used car around the time they said I was at 750. It didn't end up mattering cause the place had a 1.9% promotion.

SHORT SQUEEZE FOR END OF FEBRUARY WILL BE GLORIOUS

>>53657237
he's always asking who is buying the debt, Im the one who buys it. I buy bonds (and bond ETFs) for small comfy gains because the stock market is trying to rob me.

is this going to be what turns on the liquidity spigot again?

the graph that ended bears

>>53657240
rusting in the states is pretty bad in some places, less bad in others, but yeah, if you cant park in a garage you can expect rust

>>53657280

>>53657283
the graph that ended bulls.... uh futes right now lmao

>>53656883
>futures

what the fuck, why the dump??

>>53657295
NIGGA YOU WERE DEADWRONG YESTERDAY WHY TF WOULD ANYONE LISTEN TO YOU TODAY. THANKS FOR PUMPING MY BAGS THO NIGGA

**IT IS OVER**

>stock I've been wanting to buy but I couldn't justify buying at fake and gay prices just sharted earnings, guidance and everything big time and nosedived
I feel so vindicated, clean it up baggies

>>53657295
your existence is merely a buying opportunity upon the road to wealth and opulence to me.

>>53657274
That sounds comfy but everyone is trying to rob you. Wish you luck fren.

Is GTE still a good oil stock?

This week has been really shitty for tech stocks. I reckon Friday will close bloody red.

>>53657325
long tesla today please

>>53657357
crab friday after huge move down. expect a lot of manipulated chop today

>>53657328
thanks fren,
if I win 100mil the lottery or something Im buying a yacht and invite everyone here to a party (with lots of female naked female brokers).

>>53657365
SHORT SOXL NIGGA I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU NIGGA GO ON AND SHORT MY LEVERAGED POSITION

had a dream about shitting myself, and woke up with a terrible wedgie. I hold oil so I am guessing it might be bullish.

>VIX

KEK BAGGIES

>>53657367
Yeah, I can see a lot of closing the marks happening now that I think about it.

Hello. I am currently losing all gains I made last year.
I will put more money into SPY when it goes down to 360.

>>53657400

4chan has to be one of the worst scaling social medias. everyone just posts spam so the thread fills quickly and every time you open a thread theres at least 100 posts in it already to read. its just impossible to have any discussion on a big imageboard

oil is to weak to break 80 lol

>>53657400
IT’S ABOUT TO GO THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION NIGGA

>>53657389
ill buy 0dte puts on nvda at open how does that sound

>>53657396
I had a dream I was romantically pursuing a coworker it ended with a kiss. It woke me up I felt really happy and content.
After went back to sleep I had a dream where I sexually harassing and Asian lady.

>>53657416
PLEASE go back

>>53657423

>>53657416

>>53657429
BUY UNCOVERED SHORTS ON SOXL NIGGA GO ON

>>53657416
>"social media"
>/biz/ is literally slow as fuck

You HAVE to go back.

>>53657416
you need to learn how to speed read and scan posts you can tell within 200 ms whether or not a post is a shitpost or actually has value i can go through a 200 post thead in under a minute and identify what requires actual close reading

>>53657416
Ikr

It totally needs

An upboat system

How else will we know

Which post is best post

Also please die in a fire, kthxbye

why is it going down? im so tired of fin media just being like "uh it's going down because people are selling?" "hey, this analyst says line go down, maybe it go down even more? or maybe not idk?" "but THIS analyst says, you know how line go up? maybe... maybe it don't keep going up tho? sometimes what goes up goes down, possibly? could happen lol it's not like i get fired if im wrong kek" nigga WHY THO?

>>53657416
what would you like to discuss? make it smart or i'll ignore you and/or call you a retard

>>53657456
I lol how I read some article saying we are going down because bad bond sells, completely ignoring that we were dropping long before that news

>>53657447
lol ok consider it done chief

>>53656900
CPI is going to slap ur ass
This is merely pricing that fact in

>>53657434
damn, most of my dreams peepee dreams. Wish I could get other genres (poopoo dreams aside).

>>53656927
Holding shares is far from the worst thing you could do
No matter where the bottom is/was

>>53657460
i swear every fucking fin media article is like "futures are down because... they're down." or "futures are up because i guess people like buying now i guess? i don't fucking know lmaooo" or "some analyst made some dumb fucking outlandish prediction. is it true? is it not true? who knows! we'll find out in a year or two at which point you'll forget this even happened if he's wrong and he'll never shut up about it if he's right!" it's all so tiresome

also FT is a leftist rag but what the fuck else am i supposed to read in the morning to figure out what news might be affecting the markets?

>>53656973
They're not such good traders, it's a meme, they just get the occasional insider info and that's it, they baghold garbage.

>>53657416
that's why it's based

>disincentivizes groupthink/echo chambers
>disincentivizes attention seeking
>any nod to agreement or disagreement takes effort (have to actually communicate it instead of updoots)

>>53657488
IF HOLDING SHARES AIN’T THE WORST THING YOU CAN DO HOW ABOUT YOU BUY SOXL

Last year I shilled RCL at its record lowest. Since then it's up 30%
I told you guys and none of you listened.

>>53657488
tell this to all the SOXL baggies getting eaten by leverage decay

>>53657507
we still get tripfags seeking attention though but at least here they never have any real power or authority or influence and we can call them a tranny nigger lover if we want. you're all a bunch of faggots but idk where else on the internet i can get real honesty like i can here. i love the freedom and honesty.

>>53657283
>NEW PARADIGM!!!!
literally unsustainable. You are too young to remember lost decades, yet started trading at the right time to not experience anything else.

>>53657416
it actually performs its job as a village square instead of "social media networks" that are basically just vehicles for ads built on top of self-constructed timelines and echo chambers
at least, it does half its job
4chan fails to be advertiser friendly because, contrary to popular belief, they don't collect that much data on you and instead have topic boards that broadcast blanket ads related to the topic
i'd say the average revenue per 4chan user is significantly less than 1c USD despite 4chan users having an almost guaranteed statistically higher income since its pretty well known the site caters to an overwhelming majority of white and asian 18-50yo males

>>53657416
>everyone just posts spam so the thread fills quickly
/biz/ isn't even bad when it comes to this. try going to /sp/ this Sunday and reading the Super Bowl gamethread. it will be thread after thread of 546 posts of memes and retarded takes in under 30 minutes and this will happen for the entire 3 hour duration of the game

>>53657502
>also FT is a leftist rag but what the fuck else am i supposed to read in the morning to figure out what news might be affecting the markets?

Literal any newswire

>>53657524
OPEN UP A UNCOVERED SHORT POSITION ON SOXL THEN BOBO YOU NIGGER

>>53657538
I'm 20x short nasdaq futes, faggot

>>53657456
what is this software which pulls of the news

>>53657502
you need to think about it from the writer's perspective. they need to shit out a headline every morning. sometimes they just say "futes are down and we don't know why" because its 10 minutes to publishing deadline and their editor is on their ass and they can't figure out anything else to write that isn't the same exact shit they've been saying for weeks. sometimes there's no answer or the answer would take weeks of research and you don't have that luxury. just learn to vet your media better and you'll know when someone has something useful to say and when someone is just shitting out his daily article so he doesn't get fired.

>>53657523
You see - for some of us it is actually NOT desireable for a stock to price move like a retarded shitcoin. Some of us are comfy enough to live off dividends and keep fudding to move the price below our buy limits.

>>53657470
is CPI today? Why isn't in economic calendar?

COIN still doomping

It's over

https://techcrunch.com/2023/02/10/amazon-mx-player-times-internet/

Bullish for AMZN? Its Indian shit but still kinda big company.

is anything supposed to be happeing today? i wanna take the day off

>>53657559
>and keep fudding to move the price below our buy limits.

Implying the people here have any influence over the market whatsoever.

SOXL FUNDING WILL HAVE THE AI OVERLORDS FLOOD EVERY SOFTWARE WITH REDPILLS AND IF THINGS GO WELL, EXIT KIKES FROM EXISTENCE. BELIEVE IN YOUR AI OVERLORDS.

>>53657564
Some retarded swiss bank is apparently going bancrupt and there is some fuzz about that but apart from that nothing ever happens.

>>53657531
how old are you grandpa? that chart covers the last 30 years

>>53657449
>anon posts link to "new" thread
>its always almost done and often the "new thread has a link to yet another old thread
just accept it. fast threads don't work on imageboards

>>53657575
french or german speaking?

>>53657565
I'm from the government and I'm here to help

>>53657565
I know for a fact warren and peter posted here one or three times some time ago.

>>53657581
Credit Suisse

>>53657550
OPEN UP YOUR OPTIONS AND PLACE UNCOVERED SHORTS ON SOXL NIGGA GO FOR IT

>>53657580
then link to the old comment in new thread
holy fuck where did all those newfags come from? 1 month of fake and gay retard strength and they are already coming for le new bull run?

>>53657581
Don't care much about that. It will be saved either way.

>>53657507
it encourages behavior like on the post below yours. if shit moves too fast people will just spam memes because they know that no one is going to have a serious conversation anyway. the interaction rate on non meme posts here is horrible

>>53657588
a german side no worries

>>53657559
You were all worried about munky but I knew the real winners. I knew all along.

>>53657580
you just blow in from stupid town?

DISINFLATION
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>>53657601
>Nooooo I only respond to posts with at least 1k heckin updoots nooooo

YOU HAVE ONE HOUR TO SELL EVERYTHING

>>53657618
its stupid to think that a thread shouldn't be filled with this kind of shit? >>53657591

>>53657008
>strick mommy trading support

>>53657591
I'm already short the whole tech index why the fuck would I short semis separately? retard

>>53657627
But why? Still negative real rates. What would i do with all that cash?

>>53657629
is this your first day on earth?

>>53657625
on 4chan a meme post is the equivalent of a highly upvoted post. make any serious post about the stock market and you're lucky to get one reply but post some ridiculous twitter screencap and all caps message and you get your screen covered in replies

>>53657629
you've offered nothing but complaints. it's obvious that you want to be spoonfed useful information. you're a worthless leech

>>53657623
>PEOPLE ARE BORROWING BEYOND THEIR EYEBALLS JUST TO MAKE ENDS MEET

>>53657623
>prices keep getting jacked up
>credit card spending keeps going up because people have to eat
Mr Powell... I don't feel so good...

>>53657647
say something of value and people will respond

>>53657655
>DOG SHIT CAT SHIT
>I CANT HELP BUT LAUGH
>THE CENTRAL BANKS WANT TO BE THE BUYERS OF LAST RESORT FOR EVERYTHING YOU UNDERSTAND?
>I KNOW YOU UNDERSTAND
>THERE'S GOING TO BE BILLIONS DEAD FROM FAMINE
>BUDDY LOOK AT THE MMRI
>YOU CANT MAKE THIS STUFF UP

>>53657629
Nah that's pretty much half of what I'm here for.

Oil?

>>53657623
>Goldstein

>>53657534
>it will be thread after thread of 546 posts of memes and retarded takes in under 30 minutes and this will happen for the entire 3 hour duration of the game
looking forward to it

NIGGER JEWS

CPI is out

CPI is out

>>53657647
I'll be honest, I dont understand anything of the technical shit. So even if you would post some valuable information I probably wouldnt get it. it's much funnier to go OOOOO and AAAAA when stocks go up or down while posting anime girls and calling each other retards.

>>53657631
I gotta find myself a woman that is actually interested in the economy. So fuckin hot

CPI is in

Morpheus is fighting neo

Im inside the CPI

We call it a CPI square.

i got a huge boner when nothing happened at 830

CPI is ___

NICE TRY CPI
VERIFICATION NEVER REQUIRED

>>53657718
SHORT EVERYTHING THAT GUY TOUCHES

>>53657733

>PM green
>the bottom was in november
>decades of economic prosperity ahead
>bobo when will you learn

>PM slightly red
>end of the fucking world
>mumus your wife will join my harem when she says how much canned food I stockpiled
Never change smg

>>53657746
Just bought SOXL. What am i in for?

CPI just flew over my house.

>>53657456
Zoom out and look at the massive bubble on the left. Then think about everything that could go wrong and listen to what the fed says and ask yourself if, in light of the recent retard pump, the market is really pricing it in.

2008 lows here we come

>>53657759
NIGGA DO YOU LIKE DRIVING FAST CARS? PERSONALLY I AM A BIG FAN OF PORCHE, THINKING OF GETTING ONE BY SUMMER OR FALL.

>>53657629

>>53657782
It's spelled Porsche.

>>53657759

>>53657763
>>53657739
>>53657733
>>53657718
>>53657715
>>53657707
CPI IS TUESDAY YOU PIECESO F SHIT; WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME, I JUST WENT ALL IN SHORT ; AAAAAAAAH

I am very long in oil.

>>53657759
>>53657782
I’m holding SOXL and I’m getting butt fucked. I know if I sell it will go up so I’m gonna take one for the team today senpai

>>53657796
you can take the monkey out of the porche but you can never take the porche out of the monkey

>>53657456
analysts are always positive you can't ruin your reputation for going full bear mode as the first one and then the market rips. you wait until it's obvious then you make the big calls, that's becausse analysts are always the last to flip and good indicator for doing the opposite

>>53657658
you will starve in the street and you will be happy

>>53657804
Me too. But nobody will answer my question on wether GTE is a good oil stock or not

in india theres always shit to eat in the street

GET READY SOXL NIGGAS!!!!!!!!!

>>53657802
shut up retard
>U.S. DEC CPI REVISED UP TO +0.1% FROM -0.1%

>>53657658
You VILL sign over all your assets in exchange for debt forgiveness and UBI
You VILL eat ze bugs
You VILL live in ze pod
You VILL work in VR
You VILL be happy

>>53657519
>>53657524
You retards know 3x leverage ETFs are not what I am talking about, they are designed to exaggerate trends even if they bleed value over time
Who the fuck holds those?! It even tells you its not designed to be held overnight

>>53657560
Its next tuesday
Its being priced in now

>>53657880
Retards who don't understand how they work.

its precisely of the great reset that your only chance to make it out of this alive is to gamble to your last dollar on 0dte options
think of it as cutting out the middleman of all the bullshit between now and whenever you die
you can just play now and either win big and live better or lose what you had and skip living the rest of a shitty life waging for the next 50 years and just accept the end sooner without all the mind numbing drudgery

OILY BOYS WHERE WE AT?

>>53657913
We comfy in here.

>>53657913
below 80$

>>53657880
>>53657888
SHORT SOXL THEN NIGGAS. GO ON AND OPEN UP AN UNCOVERED SHORT POSITION. DO IT. LET’S SEE WHO’S GOT MORE RISK TOLERANCE.

Buying puts on HOG was a good idea imagine buying a Harley

2 dollar natgas was too greedy

>>53657146
What kind of savings account is 3.5%?

>>53657942
dont see the point of a stupid ass harley when you can get a nice zippy hayabusa or something

WHERE TF MY NAT GAS LORDS AT?!?
TODAY WE PUMP!!
THOSE WHO LAUGHED WILL BE CLEANING THE SHIT FROM OUR HOLES!!!!!!!!!!!
WE
RISE!!!!!

>>53657927
Brent ist at 86$.

>>53657933
>short it into an exaggerated trend
Why would I do that?
You cant read, can you?

>>53657954
CD’S ARE 4.75% RN NIGGA WHERE TF HAVE YOU BEEN?

>>53657906
playing in a rigged jew casino sounds like a bad idea

>>53657966
NO BALLS

>>53658000
No brains

>>53657985
you play in one no matter what if you engage in human society

>>53658003
YOU AIN’T GOT NO BITCHES NIGGA

>>53657554
that's a lot of words just to say "yeah, fin media is bullshit lmaoooo~ xDDD"

>>53657954
Marcus.com is paying 3.5% just went up from 3.3% this week. There should be several online FDIC insured banks paying over 3%.

>>53658000
>Meth: Personal favorite of a very well known Austrian painter
God, why are Americans so stupid. Hitler and the Wehrmacht never took Methamphetamine. They took Amphetamine, yes, but a different derivative of it. The closest thing you can find today is the stuff sold as "speed", "pep", or "feta" in Europe nowadays. It's NOT Meth. It also doesn't fuck up your teeth or make you jaywalk into self-driving Teslas.
Shit like this ticks me off, this autist spent 3 hours trying to make a shitty "funny" meme and is already completely wrong on the fourth panel.

>>53657555
finviz home page. i have it as my home page.

Muh lil COIN gonna crash a lil sum sum

nvda couldn't cure cancer, they're going down now

>>53658020
Be that as it may, I think my wife would take exception to my keeping bitches around
You have fun with soxl now
Just remember to close your positions by the bell

WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT COMS

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>>53658000
if you consume any of these substances you're a loser goy cattle

>>53657954
Here's a list
https://www.nerdwallet.com/m/banking/standout-online-savings-accounts-5
And
https://www.bankrate.com/landing/savings/rates/

I might have to look into the details of lending club.

>>53658040
Well why didn't they try harder?

>>53658040
you're telling me NVDA doesn't release a human-like animu AI tomorrow? what was this AI hype about?

is someone going to explain why we're dumping on LITERALLY no news???

>>53658042
YO WIFE FUCKS BBCS WHEN YOU AINT AROUND NIGGA SHE LIKES GETTING RAN THROUGH BY THE WHOLE HOOD HER HOLES ARE DESTRUCTED MORE THAN FLORIDA ON HURRICANE SEASONS YOU WILL HAVE MULATTO CHILDREN ABD RAISE THEM STILL BECAUSE SOMEHOW YO WIFE CONVINCED YOU SHE’s 0.02% NEGRO BUY SOXL NIGGA

Who else thinking of starting drinking to cope with the fact AI will take over their useless job

Please oh great and powerful Big Hindu Vedic cum gods please grant me the strength to make QQQ my little piggy slut, QQQ is being a disobedient little piggy, oink. I will offer my boy pussy in your porta potty temples for all eternity. AMEN.

>>53658094
SOXL PUMP

Money doesn't really matter. I'm invested in AMD. I'm helping the AI of the future. When the AI takes over the world it will be able to see I own AMD shares and it will know I'm based. I will inherit the world because the AI will know I helped it come into existence. I don't feel bad about what's gonna happen to you guys who aren't doing this. Enjoy your virtual torture forever I guess, kek.

>>53658095
>He doesn't know
Lol

>>53658100
Its been several bells since you closed a soxl posituon, hasnt it been?

>>53658103
BULLISH FOR SOXL

Noice.

>>53658095
Cpi tuesday

>>53658142
Me on the ground

>>53658103
If machines haven't been fully integrated and replaced us yet after all these years what makes you think ai will anytime soon?

>>53658027
Who the fuck calls it Feta? Don't tell me they call it feta in Greece... I'm greek but I live in germany. I only know it as speed, pep or amphe.

> he went long on oil at $80

Kek baggie

>>53658094
>can't short nvda out of day trades

>>53658164
Eastern Euros. Feta from amFETAmina.

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imagine if after all this time spent trying to trade to make money, the market crashes and banks "bail-in" (aka use your deposits and investments to offset their debt)

imagine lol

>>53658194
Who are you quoting?

>>53658149
this is a myth narrative that is being pushed - it isn't true, and it hasn't materialized, nor will it
>why anon? why will China reopening not move oil higher?
because China has been buying Russian oil at a 40% discount for almost a full year
they have ridiculous reserves, they bought Russian oil at huge discount, and filled up their reserves across the entire nation
if you're buying oil at a 40% discount and also enforcing zero covid for the year prior, you will have a huge surplus of oil
not only did China do this, India also did this - both nations have huge reserves of oil due to the Russian discounts
for this reason alone, the move higher in oil "due to China reopening" will not play out like the media has been narrative pushing

>>53658201
Not like it hasn't happened before.

>>53658190
Lmao,k. I can actually imagine them calling it like that. In greece that would only cause confusion.

it's so fucking over in a few minutes

>>53658208
>>53658201
your antisemitism is showing.

Why have you faggots not buyed BATS?

>>53658202
>all of this no news

NVDAbros…
SOXLsisters…

I don’t feel so good…

Wtf was that

DOW JONES 34k TODAY, LET'S GOOOOOOOO

THE OPENING BELL
THE OPENING BELL

WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT WTFWT

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

>Jim Cramer: I’ve never been more worried about Google, $GOOGL, than I am at this moment.

BUY NOW

DING DING DING DING DING LET'S GET READY TO CRAB BOYS

The Forest Won’t Be Quiet For Much Longer.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

34k dowwwwiiiii

The market sends alarming signals. CORRECTIONAL MOVEMENTS are on the horizon.

Im still not buying stocks

>>53657755
Remember that many of /smg/ are options and leveraged ETF traders so even the tiniest moves screw them over. Thinking we're gonna get a panic dump on CPI day though

Alright bros if we bleed today I’m selling everything at close and sitting this shitshow out until they run it into the ground.

>>53658256
CAM ON SCORE SOME FACKIN GREEN CANDLES

THE END IS NEAR! RUN! RUN! RUN! WE ARE COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY FUCKED! THE SKY IS ENTERING MY OFFICE THROUGH THE ROOF!!!!

>>53657456
Member how the market ignored every peice of bad news because bad news meant pivoot? Pivoooot is happening and bad news is bad news now that the pivoot copium is gone.

The thread is so slow... did everyone get hooked ?

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>53658309
Shaping up to be another boring crab day. Fuck this shit I’m gonna close my positions, smoke a bowl and go walk to the beach for the day.

Still not selling.

MULTI-GENERATIONAL DIP BUYING OPPORTUNITY

WHY IS NVIDIA DOWN ON NO NEWS ?

The market demands higher

>>53658338
>>53658338
Why was it ever up on no news?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LOOK AT THAT GREEN

>>53658338
Their technology was used to create a deepfake of Biden, and now they're being raided by the CIA

WE ARE HEALING!!

>>53658383
no we're BLEEDING AAAAHHHH!!!!!

now ACB, make me rich you junkie fucks!

Looks like this is the last /smg/. It's been an honor, you faggots.

MY BENCHODS I AM MAKING SO MUCH FUCKING MONEY

well i told you guys it was coming

INTC baggies taking another L today

Gonna take a nap and sit comfy on my long oil position.
See you before close.

NEW

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