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>tsla/tesla
Will this piece of shit go back to 100?

>>53655281
(You) are here.

Thread theme
https://youtu.be/M2HuprUK3RU

>>53655283
it will even go back to $50

Back off scoopsies

https://youtu.be/pRnGjWZxe0s
https://youtu.be/pRnGjWZxe0s

>>53655292
5 minutes? Has Rocker become sane?

yesterday and day before yesterday we were pumping premarket then we dumped on market open
today we are dumping premarket, so we will pump?

>>53655285
(You) have no idea how short I am.

>>53655283
I would like it just so that Elon and his lemmings learn some humility.

>>53655306
>(You) have no idea how short I am.

>>53655233
>he deleted it
Yet another /SMeGma/ poster gets doxxed this week

Allright traders, whats the play for today?

>>53655319

>>53655319
am short an intend to remain short

>>53655319
Pray DIS goes full blown retard. My calls are disintegrating

>>53655325
"It's a long way down."

>>53655319
>>53655325
Basically what this guy said.

>>53655333

>>53655319
long, hard
valentines day is soon and people are dumb and spending money

>yields

>>53655319
pray for my GOOGL calls. the germans seem to be pumping them so far, so danke.

>>53655355
February 14 has a report and potential bad news
Could be a deep red valentines

niggerlover dan schulman got fired from PYPL

Anons, are you all ready for it? It seriously feels like the calm before the storm. An even bigger financial crisis could happen this year.

Big tech stocks are giving me Dot Com Bubble 2: electric boogaloo vibes right now.

>>53655319
Rumor has it the rest of the world is tired of line not going up and have collectively started QE despite the US doing QT. Buy things outside the US, because their line will go up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2AvU2cfXRk

>>53655355
The bond villain has returned

>>53655355
CPI will probably go up not good for stocks. Bad advice.

I’m a construction worker how fucked am I in the coming recession?

>>53655383
well damn if you really feel it with no justification whatsoever i guess it must be happening

>>53655391
quite alot since you will have to become a stripper part time

>>53655391
subsidized infrastructure jobs are pretty common to keep people employed, i wouldnt worry.

>>53655391
Design and build pods and you'll do just fine.

>>53655228

Damn reminds me of my ex she was 5' 85lbs. Miss fucking the shit out of her (literally)

Reminder that Google lost $140 billion in market cap compared to Microsoft since Wednesday. That is $140 billion that Microsoft can use to cement its position as the leading AI company. That is also $140 billion that Google can no longer use for acquisitions or to attract talent or to motivate their current workforce. How can Google even recover after this humiliation?

>>53655383
We will see another meltup in stocks while derivates expire worthless as investment banks like credit suisse go down.
It's a race down the pyramid.

>>53655391
Depends on how many people come back to the work force. If it's anything like 2008 unfortunately you will have more competition since construction work is a low skilled job

>>53655399
Its a gut feeling I can't shrug off. Its happened before the 2020 pandemic and 2022 russia invasion. So now whenever it happens, I get rather paranoid. This year feels like it will be another one and an even bigger one too.

I fucking despise my mother so much. I told her I was doing well with my trading and she said I would do better if I just bought lottery tickets instead. My dad died about 8 years ago and he used to trade and that inspired me to start and they divorced when I was a kid, I know he would have been more supportive of me. I unironically hate women. I know a couple of my brothers hate her too but they're too nice to admit it. Why are they such evil cunts? I truly understand those stories like that anon who had his boomer parents declared unfit and put them in a home with a nigger manager and told them to not listen to their screeching.

>>53655355
>going long before a shit cpi print
the TA doesn't get macro innit?

This is the best video Rocker has ever made

>>53655442
If you hate your mom so much, don't call her. Be nice to her or leave her alone.

>>53655449
the simulation of reality follows the chart, not the other way around.
if the chart pumps it makes the news good
if the chart dumps it makes the news bad
the chart predicts the universe

>>53655457
Yeah I guess this is what I get for trying to be a good son. Not gonna waste my time in future.

>>53655319
I didn't participate in the last 2 weeks and hold my short positions without trading anything. I'll hold and wait for le big one while not doing anything today (probably)
It was painful to see the retard strength going into maximum retard strength, but I guess we've hit the top of this rally now.
Maybe CPI next week surprises somehow to the low side (doubt)
Seeing hedgies pushing the "no landing" narrative on mass media while liquidating 350B of short positions, made me double down on my shorts on market open while we were +1%.
Pigs who were missing this January rally trying to push their ytd performance - fuck them. hope they blow up and get slaughtered.

>>53655453
I think he already passed out given how drunk he is in the video but I have to say it was quite refreshing yes. Loved the new intro.

>>53655461

Elon Musk has a similarly stupid opinion. He assumes we are all living in a simulation and I have NEVER heard him provide any evidence.

>>53655467
>>53655442
your moms right youre probably just a gambler

I drink almost 2 gallons of water a day.

>>53655469
Those short positions...
From which bank did you buy them?

>>53655467

Respect your family or leave them alone. If your mom is an intolerable bitch, respect her anyway. Just call her way less often.

>>53655457
>>53655467
You're right. But some moms don't let you leave em alone. They want you to stay attached to em while they continue to abuse you, lol

But you're right. You are right.

>>53655419
I wonder if any more banks like Credit Suisse will keel over and fuck up soon? I predict Wells Fargo to be next.

>>53655477
it's an old theory is a modern twist
>Origins of solipsist thought are found in Greece and later Enlightenment thinkers such as Thomas Hobbes[6][7] and Descartes.

>Gorgias
>Solipsism was first recorded by the Greek presocratic sophist, Gorgias (c. 483–375 BC) who is quoted by the Roman sceptic Sextus Empiricus as having stated:[8]

>Nothing exists.
>Even if something exists, nothing can be known about it.
>Even if something could be known about it, knowledge about it cannot be communicated to others.

>Much of the point of the sophists was to show that objective knowledge was a literal impossibility.

any other bobos feeling kind of depressed that even though we will print, it will all be for nothing in 5 years. they will just do global debt relief and cbdc. its fucking hard being a bobo sometimes, the mumus are short-sighted and dumb enough to never even consider things like this

>t. have been shorting crapto alongside my spy puts

>>53655491
>They want you to stay attached to em while they continue to abuse you, lol
Yes she is absolutely that type. Well for once you anons gave me some good advice. I'll pimp JXN in way of thanks.

>>53655355
Could you run this on Bybit with 0.025 limit order fee, 0.075 market order fee and trade BTC

>>53655505
>bobo
>is poor
>mad that governments stop economic ruin
every time

>>53655442
>mommy look what I did at the stock market today!

>>53655521

>bobo
>is right
>mad that governments cheat so cant make +10000% from being right

meanwhile

>mumus
>delusional
>government allows them to be delusional retards and get away with it

>>53655505
whats your expiry and wut Delta u get

>>53655501

This sounds like the insane rants of a drunkard holding a pistol to theor own skull. The most antilife statement I have ever heard.

>I think therfore I am.

Makes much more sense to me.

>>53655536
can you prove we're not in a simulation? no? then why the fuck are you so sure we're not?

My (female) broker at credit suisse just hung up on me.

Yields...

>>53655520
i tested this yesterday on BTC but it was late. i thought it didn't work; i was gonna say no.

i have work to do; 0.9% average trade is well within fees+spread for btc

>>53655477
It could be completely dead at 3 am and I'll be sitting in my car listening to music for a while. But the ABSOLUTE MOMENT I pull out then a car comes out of nowhere to cockblock me. Therefore, we live in a simulation designed to troll me. Checkmate, libtard.

>>53655553
She didn't hang up she just lost her job

>>53655552
If we are in a simulation (or the simulation of a simulation) there is a base reality somewhere. So therefore, we are all actually connected to a base reality, and we are actually all there RIGHT NOW.

I'm assuming we are in reality (not in some simulation at all) as we speak. I do not believe there is anything inherently false about our universe or that we are being deceived. Maybe we are the atoms on an aliens shoe. None of it matters, as we live in base reality with the mega large alien and his shoe.

>>53655553
speaking of CS I'm eyeing it to do a 15k bet if it goes below $2, which I doubt will happen, but I've a big buy order in place for exactly $1.99
seems reasonable to me betting on muh government bailout if shit really hits the fan. if nothing happens and their "restructure" is successful then it goes up anyway

>>53655577
Yeah that's basically what religion has been teaching all along. The simulation theory is just a riff on traditional religion. Nothing groundbreaking about it.

>futures

https://youtu.be/x-XhUhokt6E

>>53655578
>government bailout
God, i would love to get payed in swiss cheese.

the market is pricing in a US government default (hyperinflation)

>>53655587

I believe in divine intervention and miracles. I don't do religion, I do pray to God, however. I just fo not attempt to understand him.

>>53655599
Hyperinflation is good because it makes debt worthless.

>>53655599
Kinda doubt it will default, they will just raise the debt ceiling again like usual

A Wells Notice is a good thing, right?
Like
>well well well, sure is a clean operation you’ve got going here in this financial institution, no money laundering going on here

>>53655559
Based. But what does the scouter say about its inversion levels?

>US will default on its debt and hyperinflation will crash the world economy in 2 weeks

>>53655615
We certainly will default on our debt if we keep spending like this. When will this happen? Unclear.

>>53655596
Saudi Arabia is biggest shareholder of CS they will shit them up with money if they need to

futes are being incredibly schizo right now jesus

>>53655477
the simulation hypothesis is an old fantasy of the atheists. it start with boltzman. The truth is the opposite of their stupid idea.


atheist thesis=you are a real entity living in a simulated reality

truth=you are a simulation living in reality

>>53655633
I’m looking at the German market and it’s crab central.

>he does it for free

Friendly reminder scoops is abusing jannie powers

DAX is doing like yesterday, huge pump, then slowly drifting down

>>53655559
can you post the first image from your yields collection to see how much it inverted?

>>53655615
15 EBT credits have been deposited into your account, 1PBTID shill

>>53655639
Look at US futures market, its fucking weird

>>53655637
>atheist thesis=you are a real entity living in a simulated reality
>truth=you are a simulation living in reality

Well thanks. That was about as clear as mud. Your statements are too vague, or I am too fucking stupid to understand them.

I came here expecting the secrets of the universe to be unlocked and explained to me. And we are no closer now. This is somehow your fault.

>>53655664
Sure it started in September last year

reminder that there is no self in perceptions and consciousness. This makes the atheists seethe a lot because they built there democracy on the ''self-determination''.

Rooskies srirring up shit again

>>53655689
thanks. looks like a healthy and strong economy

Oil starting to run. Rooskies bringing the pain.

>>53655723
now I regret selling my oil etfs

>>53655723
oh no...someone think of the global economy

NOW: Widespread Russian missile attacks underway across Ukraine

RUSSIA'S NOVAK: RUSSIA TO VOLUNTARILY CUT OIL PRODUCTION BY 500,000 BPD IN MARCH

>>53655531
being mentally coded wrong as a bear must suck

>>53655748

>>53655748
LONG OIL

>>53655761
oil back to $100 at least. that's also OPEC+ target
getting bullish too and going in today

>Commodity trader Trafigura faces more than half a billion dollars in losses, after discovering metal cargoes it bought didn’t contain the nickel they were supposed to
lol, lmao even

I went long on oil with a x15 leverage at premarket

>>53655800
>oil
>premarket
What

If these geopolitical tensions ratchet up, the play is base commodities: energy, gold, copper, etc for the long haul

>>53655809
You schizos have been saying that since before the pandemic and now look where Tesla is and where Bayhorse is.
But yeah, oil is super bullish right now.

>>53655809
>gold
I'd rather invest in food, energy commodities and utilities sector than shiny boomer rocks

>>53655819
We told you to buy XOM. No one cares about horseglue.

>>53655822
In peacetime yes the shiny boomer rocks are near useless. In an inflationary wartime environment, they become valuable to countries fighting a currency war.

>>53655856
But I'd still be overweight energy vs metals. Wheat might start heating up again.

>>53655748
>RUSSIA'S NOVAK: RUSSIA TO VOLUNTARILY CUT OIL PRODUCTION BY 500,000 BPD IN MARCH

you DO own the Negro ULTRA Fund also known as NRGU ? right?

>>53655809
I hold a lot of energy (brap gas)
Doenst seem to work out that well.

>>53655809
that and uranium has been the play the whole time nigga

OIL CHADS LFG

Putin has been talking lovingly about Saudi Arabia lately. The Saudis raised their crude prices. OPEC is lowballing their quotas. BRICS shifting to a more polarized stand against the West. This shit is ratcheting up while you play your 0dte slot machine and jerk off

Credit Suisse is widely regarded as a shit bank with a shit management. their reputation are now really low in switzerland. I never worked for them, but I know lot of people did
>t.swissfag

>>53655897
US natural gas contracts got heem'd due to the majority international shipper (LNG) not being able to ship. Japan & Europe still offer great shipping arbtriage.

im a canadian crypto oldfag whos been neglecting stocks for years but i decided i might wanna get in on the potential incoming mush rush. what did you do canadians do to set up a your trading account? talk to me like you would a retarded newfag, as I am.

>>53655800
is GNS literally the only choice to short without $2000 in an account?
i didn't know it was this bad

>>53655897
Bad set of circumstances: warm weather, Europe went gangbusters getting supply paying out the ass, US export terminal had a shady explosion which cut off expots.

>>53655942
get a "TFSA" at your brokerage/investing platform, will take some time to open your account and whatnot, show correct documentation etc. then fund your account, theres a cap like 70k+

who cares about oil we are gonna make everything run on solar panels and wind mills ruZZia and arabs terrorists btfo

>>53655954
Damn straight
*glues himself to the nearest highway*

B-b-but we already have an price cap on Russian oil, how is this happening???

My positions?
>Rheinmetall
>Orange Juice Futures
>Crude Oil Futures

I just remembered that Google bought DeepMind in 2014. Yeah, it’s not OpenAI, but it’s still top class. This whole narrative that Google is behind is beyond stupid to me the more I think about it.

>>53655963
NOVAK: RUSSIA WON'T COMPLY WITH ANY WESTERN PRICE CAPS

>>53655980
ICQ had a chatbot too, retard, doesn‘t mean it hasn‘t fallen behind.

>>53655980
>AI craze happens for two weeks after msft big deal
>suddenly everyone has an ai program
>tech stocks front run the market
>then get destroyed once their product sucks
Pajeet scams will now be AI startups instead of crypto/gold

>>53655992
the chads won again. I'm suddenly fucking bullish on oil now bros already slurped futes

Sold CC's on my oil stocks this week.... and oil keeps pumping...

CRUDE OIL AT 80 BUCKS
RUSSIA TO FUCK THE WORLD MARKET

>>53655281
>mfw it really was the return to normal
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>53656029
nigga come on

>>53655355
>sales of chocolate thongs for boomers and superchats to vtubers will save the economy
Big if true.

>>53655498
>>53655419
>wells fargo
They gave me 300 bucks for opening an account kek.

UKRAINE CHIEF COMMANDER: RUSSIAN MISSILES CROSSED OVER ROMANIA.

Ukranians trying to drag us into this shit again, like they did with that shit in Poland some months ago. They want a NATO article 5. The Euros are pussies with no armies, so this burden will fall on US

>>53655980
Deepmind invented the transformer
https://ai.googleblog.com/2017/08/transformer-novel-neural-network.html

>>53655281
Post the updated version.

>>53655996
>gen x had the web 1.0/2.0 bubbles
>millennials will have the "cloud AI robotic database analyzer" bubble
If we can get robot girls out of this one I think we'll be okay.

>>53656048
Didn't think Russia was going to do anything this week

>>53656069
you mean this?

>>53656062
The Euros have no armies because they donated everything to Ukraine. It will take years to rebuild stockpiles of tanks and ammo.
(Which is SUPER bullish for Rheinmetall and the like btw. 200€ a share by eoy).

>>53656065
Yeah honestly DeepMind does incredible research work that will likely go unappreciated. OpenAI just did a good job creating an interface to use their tool.

I checked my shrooms and didn't see any growth after a week. Got sad until I looked at the bottom of the bag. Apparently growth began at the bottom and was looking good. No mold. Broke up the bag to disperse the shrooms. Probably going to take two weeks before they are ready to go to fruiting chamber.

What’s the news that’s given oil a massive boost?

>>53656065
GoogleBrain but the point still stands

>>53656135
russia cutting 500k a day

>>53655319
BUY SOXL IF YOU AIN’T A NIGGER

>>53656135
the Russian bear left the cave

>>53655418
companies don't get money of stock speculators. non divvy stocks are similar to bitcoin. they only have value because people keep putting their money in

> futures

BOBROS WTFT

>>53656143
Uuuh. it's alphabet now sweetie

>>53656175
futures dumping premarket is bad for bobos

BUY SOXL!!!! BUY IT NOW NIGGAS!!! THIS SHIT ABOUT TO PUMP HARD!!!!

>>53656146
>SOXL
wait; i can just get leverage in an ETF?

OH NO THEY JUST FOUND OUT ALL SWISS CHOCOLATE IS MADE OUT OF BUGS SELL SELL SEEEELLLLLLL

>>53656185
Please keep spamming as SOXL collapses today, it'll be very entertaining

Did i just timed Tesla's top ? My puts are gonna print so hard

>>53656198
uhm insectophopes what do we do?

>>53656191
YES NIGGA BUY SOXL NOW!!!!!

>>53656178

can TSLA dump and GOOGL pump today? that would be awesome

NO FUCKING NEWS

>>53656204
>YOU DON’T KNOW HOW RIGHT I WAS.
CHECK THE CHARTS NIGGER

>>53656175
Ukraine-Romania Nothingburger again. Watch Dow Jones make a double bottom on the 4h and later poooooooooooooooooooomp back to 34k+

t.bobo

I ordered an HDMI cable from a toner company and they sent two huge boxes of hp toner ink. Is this bullish?

>>53656214
SOXL PUMP TODAY MY NIGGA!!!! BUY BUY BUY!!!!

>>53656191
uh oh babbies first SOXL buy order... another baggie is born

Cum Drippin down my ass cheeks (clap clap)
We be riding like a Paris Wheel (chugga chugga choo choo)
He put his glock in my mouth i be suckng it (skkkkkrrrrrt)
Pull the trigger i choke on the BBC

>>53656178
>>53656212
such a stupid name. Google was waaaaaay better

>>53656224
I have a Soxl average of 50$

OUTTA MY WAY MUMU FUCKING SHITS

>>53656224
SOXL IS ABOUT TO PUMP HARD NUGGA WE BREAKIN THE SOUND BARRIER TODAY WITH A STRAIGHT GREEN LINE MY NIGGA IF YOU AIN’T A KEK WHO HIDES IN THE CLOSET AND WATCHES YO GIRL GET GANGBANGED BY BBCS YOU WOULD PUT YOUR WHOLE LIFE SAVINGS INTO THIS MY NIGGA YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH PROFIT IT’LL MAKE IN A MONTH MY NIGGA THIS SHIT ABOUT TO HIT $150/SHARE MY NIGGA WE GON BE BALLIN HARD AF MY NIGGA

>>53656191
>i can just get leverage in an ETF?
oh boy here we go

>>53656237
BUY MORE MY NIGGA PUT YOUR WHOLE LIFE SAVINGS IN IT MY NIGGA THIS SHIT ABOUT TO PUMP HARD AND GET TO $150/SHARE MY NIGGA

You are in for a -2% day in burgerstan

>>53656247
sure I'm going all in SOXL (after the split)

>>53656262
we are going to pump if we are dumping premarket lol, all dump days were preceded by pumps premarket

>>53656266
You sure are dumb

>>53656274
don't cry to me in 5 hours

>>53656185
>>53656210
>>53656223
I think semis broke this poor anon. He was ranting about soxs yesterday. You okay fren? Did you remember to take your meds?

NDQ100 Futes Yikes

>>53656191
>>53656210
unironically fucking bought
thank you anon, leveraged ETFs are the answer to my problems right now

>>53656262
>>53656263
>>53656274
WATCH YO PUTS GET DESTROYED TODAY MY NIGGAS. YA’LL BOBOS GON BE IN LINE FOR SECTION 8 HOUSING MY NIGGA. YA’LL DUMB MFS GON BE LIVING WITH EBT FOODSTAMPS MY NIGGA. MEANWHILE ME AND ALL MY SOXL HOMIES GONNA BE BALLIN HARD MY NIGGA WE WILL BE DRIVING LAMBOS AND FUCKING HOT PETITE ASIAN HOES WITH TIGHT JUICY PUSSIES MY NIGGA 5 ASIAN HOES FOR EACH SOXL CHAD WHO MADE BIG MONEY OUT OF THIS PUMP MY NIGGA SUCK MY DICK BITCH

>>53656300
thanks extremely cringe anon
how heavy are your bags?

was I memed into buying x1000 BBBY? I still have few hours to cancel the order, should I?

Where the YANG gang at?

>futures drilling
>lost the Q1 2022 low
>lost the weekly
>lost the monthly
Damn this really sucks kek.
I still think AAPL goes to 170.

>>53656296
?

>>53656296
NIGGA THIS SHIT ABOUT TO PUMP HARD WE GOIN TO THE CLUBS THIS WEEKEND WEARIN GUCCI AND PICKIN UP HOES BLONDE HOES, BRUNETTE HOES, ASIAN HOES, MILFS, WE BALLIN HARD MY NIGGA JUST DON’T FORGET TO CASH OUT MY NIGGA TRUST THE PROCESS MY NIGGA MARKET DUMPS AROUND LUNCH TIME EST MY NIGGA THE BITCHES AT WALLSTREET BE TAKIN THEY LUNCH AND CLOSING THEM POSITIONS BEFORE THEY GET FOOD MY NIGGA REMEMBER THAT MY NIGGA

>>53656333
AAPL will go to $100 first (and even that is very conservative) before going anything near $170

>>53656336
You sound... concerned.

>>53656278
YA’LL NIGGAS KNOW I WAS RIGHT ABOUT THAT YESTERDAY MY NIGGA AND TODAY I WILL BE BALLIN HARD MY NIGGA SOXL WILL BE THE PUMP TODAY MY NIGGA FUCK YOU FOR HAVING DOUBTS MY NIGGA THAT’S WHY YO GIRL FUCKS ALL ME AND MY HOMIES NIGGA YOU CAN’T GET IT HARD ANYMORE MY NIGGA MEANWHILE YO GIRL PREFERS OUR BBC OVER YO FLACCID ASS

>>53656335
it was already in a long
squiggly line crosses over straight line is signal
anything green or red is entry/exit zone in general; backtest is a sanity check not an absolute

>>53656345
That's so greedy. Even with maximum fud you couldn't get it below 125.

>>53655653
What's scoopers YouTube? I want to take a long gander at him as if he were Björn andrésen

>>53656356
Maximum fud is when there are no buyers or sellers at $1 and no one trusts their bank option seller anymore.

>>53656356
>maximum fud
I think you haven't seen anything... I assume you were not here during 2020 right?
we'll see how long it takes until fear turns into capitulation then 2020 will be childs play

>>53656327
PUT IT ALL IN SOXL MY NIGGA YOU AIN’T MAKIN SHIT OUTTA BBBY TODAY MY NIGGA RIDE SOXL WITH ALL THE CHADS INSTEAD NIGGA

Please Sir calm down, there are people trying to buy and sell financial instruments here

>>53655553
should have got a male broker

>>53656373
System design fight club.

>>53656377
I've been following markets since 2007 anon.
2020 was mostly driven by the memeflu. It was really a nothingburger.
2008 was the real deal. These nu-bear markets are nothing compared to that.

I have 5k USD to spend. Should I gamble it on Coinbase puts, or put it into a boomer ETF?

>>53655953
how do rich chads invest then? 70k what is this shit?

>>53656347
YOU SOUND LIKE YO A BITCH NIGGA UNLESS YOU BUY SOXL THEN YOU ONE OF THE CHADS

>>53655953
also can you recommend a brokerage?

We are perpetually trapped in a never-ending spiral of crabs

>>53656410
4500 in VTI, gamble with 500.

>>53656411
they use a taxed account, and their RRSP(which is tax deferred to retirement/when you pull money out, also has no foreign dividend withholding tax)

if you invest 70k, and it goes up 100%, you get to keep your gains tax free

>>53656407
16 years of printing after financial crisis have to go out off the market. even before the 2020 crash the market was in a bubble
I think you don't understand anything... it will be painful

>>53656418
Show leveraged calls on margin please.

>>53656410
PUT IT ALL ON SOXL MY NIGGA!!!! SOXL ABOUT TO PUMP HARD TODAY MY NIGGA!!!

All in oil now

>>53656410
Put at least half that in VDE

>>53656419
i use questtrade, its okay. fees on certain trades which sucks, but other paltforms arent that much better. you might be able to get an Interactive Brokers account

>>53656428
I AIN’T DOIN THAT SO YOU COULD SHORT MY POSITIONS MY NIGGA YOU CAN SUCK MY BBC YO GIRL LIKES IT

>ARKK below $40
as it should be

Should I buy a couch? currently the only place to sit in my apartment is an old office chair.

W-Why is it dumping now, what's the news?

SOXL AT A DEEP DISCOUNT RN MY NIGGAS THIS SHIT ABOUT TO TAKE OFF AND ALL YOU BOBOS AND YO PUTS GONNA BE DESTROYED LIKE A COLLEGE WHITE GIRL’S ASSHOLE AFTER GETTING RAN THROUGH BY THE WHOLE HOOD AFTER GETTING SOME MOLLY FOR HER AND HER FRIENDS

>>53656478
no news + ukraine: russian missile allegedly crossing romanian (NATO) border

Me getting laid off on Wednesday was the top signal. Welcome to hell.

>>53656478
A NEWS JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>>53656499
THERE’S ABSOLUTELY NO REASON FOR YOU NOT TO PUT YO WHOLE LIFE SAVINGS INTO SOXL MY NIGGA YOU AIN’T GOT NOTHING TO LOSE SO RIDE THIS BULL RUN WITH US MY NIGGAS BUY BUY BUY!!!!!!!!

>went for a jog
>came back
>market has shat the bed even harder

>>53656062
>war has been on for a year
>literally russians decided now to start sneeding
SELL
YOU CAN'T USE YOUR MONEY IN HELL
BUY OIL
SELL TECH
USE THE GAS AS CURRENCY TO BUY WHORES

I just want to see some market halts again, they're exciting. Is that too much to ask?

SOXL CHADS WILL BE FUCKIN STREET HOES FOR DAYS AFTER THIS PUMP LIKE PUMPIN JIZZ ALL OVER THEM HOES HOLES PAINTING IT WHITE

here's (You)r crash cheat sheet, mumus

SOXL IS A BUY!!! BUY BUY BUY!!! BUY IT NOW WHILE IT’S SELLING AT A DISCOUNT MY NIGGAS

>>53656554
Show me the banks that survived that.

Fuck these stupid bitches for making me close my shorts way too early. It's always the same. Indicators weren't indicating that we would fall (stochastic for example). They simply wait exactly for these scenarios. Pump it ridiculously for days until you stop believing in the crash.

>>53656431
Oil cant break $80 and got rejected so many times . Short at open .

>>53656509
>>53656539
>>53656563
I literally got laid off from a major SOXL component. Semis are fucked.

>>53656575
THEY ONLY LAID OFF USELESS FUCKS WHO HASN’T CONTRIBUTED SHIT AND KEPT THE FUNCTIONAL WORKERS. SEMIS NEED PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY DOES THEIR JOB AND KEEPS UP WITH THE DEMANDS. YOU’RE A NIGGER.
ANYWAYS, BUY SOXL NIGGA

When people talk about 200 day moving average on say SPY for instance, what chart timeframe are they usually talking about, weekly, monthly, or what? What is the main one everybody uses? Thanks
t. slow learning retard

Long xle
Short tech
Feels good not being retarded bulltard

>>53656602
I had multiple important patents, to say nothing else about my performance.

>>53656606
30 MINUTE CANDLES ON A 6 MONTH PERIOD
NOW BUY SOXL NIGGA

>>53656404
Has anyone solved the unsolveableone yet?

This day already feels so...nosey.

Never use ta
Never even look at charts except a glance
It's a huge trap of reinforcement and bias. Looking at ink blots. Zero alpha

What's up with this guy here shilling this SOXL crap is this a bot?

>>53656624
he made money on SOXS yesterday, so I would not be so sure shitting on him

>>53656606
Anon pls it's the daily most of the time you said it in your answer.

>>53656564
the great depression followed it with s&p -90% at the end of this crash and only banks from long nose tribe survived
dow did a -50%

>>53656609
IF YOU AIN’T GETTING STOCK COMMISSION HALF YOUR SALARY YOU AIN’T SHIT IMPORTANT. YOU COULD BE FIRED AND REPLACED IN A DAY. BUY SOXL NIGGA

>>53656623
>Never use ta
>Never even look at charts except a glance

Unironically right. Always fuck myself over with TA. It's all about sentiment. Rich people don't care about TA. They use TA against us. Daily stochastic says up? Fuck you, crash.

t.bobo but didn't hold onto my shorts :(

Uh oh stinky

>Emulating the stock-trading patterns of politicians has become a niche activity online, but two new financial offerings want to take it to the next level — while also drawing attention to the controversial issue of lawmakers who trade stocks.
>Two ETFs went live on Tuesday, allowing investors to put money behind a portfolio that approximates the holdings of Capitol Hill lawmakers.
>The two new funds are boldly named NANC and KRUZ to track Democratic and Republican holdings. This week's rollout could also heighten the calls to ban lawmaker stock trading with the products premised on the idea that Congress members have more information than the average investor and often outperform the market.
kek I didn't see that one

>>53656637
So it wouldn't only be relevant if you always bought the dip - it would just be a matter of at what bank your portfolio rested at.

>>53655292

I don't lurk these threads enough to know who scoopsies is but rockers offer to fight is very tempting to me, that faggot costed me 2k back when he first started making youtube videos. I'll beat that 2k out of his faggot ass.

that being said, he seems like the kind of guy i'd be friends with irl

>>53656665
SOXL AIN’T DEFAULTING NIGGA YOU SHOULD BUY IT!!! BUY BUY BUY!!!

It's all just the same thing over and over; we can't help ourselves.
And you and I can't control it, or stop it, or even slow it. Or even ever-so-slightly alter it.
We just react.

>>53656680
God i wish that was me.

>>53656680
HOW TF WOULD ANYONE PROFIT FROM THAT NIGGA? IF YOU BUY SOXL YOU WILL THANK ME LATER

>Altman grew up in St. Louis, Missouri; his mother is a dermatologist. He received his first computer at the age of eight.[4] He was born to a Jewish family.[5] For high school, he attended John Burroughs School and he studied computer science at Stanford University until dropping out in 2005.[6] In 2017, he received an honorary degree from the University of Waterloo.[7]

LOL

>>53656648
>t.bobo but didn't hold onto my shorts :(

Learn how to hedge.

>>53656702

>>53656663
Holy fucking shit I’m going all in on NANC

https://www.reuters.com/markets/global-markets-recession-2023-02-10/?taid=63e62befbe05cf0001216c56&utm_campaign=trueAnthem:+Trending+Content&utm_medium=trueAnthem&utm_source=twitter

Like fuckn clockwork. I said it yesterday, if we crash there will immediately be some recession news. That after several days of bullhype bullshit.

>>53656713
What hedge? When I short, why should I hedge? What do you even mean? I'm not longing stocks.

>>53656740
>longing stocks
No one does. If you like a stock you just buy it.
>But there are obviously instruments to do that.
Yeah thank you for your beer. Can you please go buy me another one?

>>53656736
Archived: https://archive.is/qtfn8

>>53656736
"this is a bull market" -> "soft landing" -> "no recesssion" -> "no landing" -> recession
this timeline formed the top

>>53656753
Are you schizoid?

>>53656764
If i told you that i hold 10% of McDonalds.
Would you believe me?

>>53656753
>>longing stocks
>No one does. If you like a stock you just buy it.

>>53656775
yes

which stonks to buy on european market? Is RR at a good price now to buy in? Non-meme stocks only

>>53656781
just trade indices

>>53656776
>>53656779
You use shorts to bring down the price. So you can buy more shares. That's all that is to it.

>>53656791
UNCOVERED SHORTS WILL GET YOU FUCKED NIGGA YOU WILL HAVE TO BUY BACK THOSE BORROWED STOCKS AT MARKET PRICE WHEN IT SHOOTS UP ABOVE WHAT YOU CAN AFFORD. NIGGA GO BUY SOXL AND HODL

HUH BUDDIES VIX COMPUTER IS DOING SOMETHING

10y yields breaking out. Time to short real estate?

>>53656606
any really, it's all vodoo and superstition
these things are all the same:
200 EMA 1 day
4800 EMA 1 hour
288,000 EMA 1 min

you should ideally be using the 1min for everything, the lowest you have available, and just crank the period length until you start winning

>>53656781
I've seen during my screening that Nestle (consumer staples) sitting at 52w low, largest food and beverages company worldwide.
If I would be a divvie or boglehead I would put some money in (I'm not)

Premarket and future blood red today
What happened? What catalyst? Ruskie escalating the war?

>>53656781
LVMH

>>53656830
BUY SOXL NIGGA MARKET IS CONSOLIDATING

Janny do your job and kill the soxl spambot

>>53656839
Actually, i find him quite amusing.

>>53656830
literally nothing
zoom out off the 1m chart
it's still a straight 45 degree up
next year your stocks will all be worth 5x as much no matter what you buy

>>53656839
SHUT THE FUCK UP NIGGA I AIN’T A BOT FUCK YOU BITCH ASS NIGGAY

>>53656839
soxl is unironically a good pair

>>53656823
>it's all vodoo and superstition
you think that because you assume they are meant to be some sort of rules that will never be broken. it's just stacking probability in your favor. sames goes for all TA
it's telling to me that so many good poker players have become successful traders because they understand the concept of risk/reward and they understand probability.

>>53655442
It's genetic. Women have evolved over thousands of years to be lying maniacal whores.

between TECL & SOXL which would benefit most from advances in AI tech? who are the biggest players in AI field right now? Google/Microsoft openai is not tradeable. my biggest holding is currently semi's. I WANT TO SEE NORMIE GOY CATTLE IN CAGES LORDED OVER BY A.I CYBORG ELITES

>>53656857
invest in (you)rself

>>53656850
its emulating scoopies speech patterns

>>53656174
>companies don't get money of stock speculators.
Oh yes they do. High stock price means advantage Microsoft when acquiring startup companies to grab talent and IP. Google will have to cough up more shares and cash to acquire the same companies as Microsoft which puts them at a disadvantage.

>>53656847
SOXL WILL BE 15X BY NEXT YEAR NIGGA SHIT WE BALLIN HARD THEN ASIAN HOES LEFT AND RIGHT YA FEEL ME? GOTTA GET THEM BAGS PUMPIN AT LEAST 5K A DAY FOR THEM LAMBOS NIGGA SHIT IM PUTTIN A WHOLE MORTGAGE FOR THIS PUMP THIS TIME MY NIGGA THIS GONNA BE IT NIGGA

>>53656857
SOXL is chipmakers, the shit inside nvidia gpus (which is also pumping) which is required for AI
rare earth minerals in africa will probably pump too

>>53656427
what is it with these retard bobos that think we will have deflation

new

>>53656883
>>53656883
>>53656883

>>53656847
SQQQ is already up 3.4% in premarket
What do they know that we dont?

>>53656856
My mother is a liar in the most diabolical kind of way: she's an optimist and sees the best in things. Needless to say, she was ruthlessly scammed by her original husband and then scammed out of that marriage by her 2nd husband, my father, who is an idiot and a drunk.

>>53656575
are you the Micron data eng?

>>53655559
Yields anon fav anon
>>53655653
What a fag, imagine being that ashamed of your words and actions that when you dox yourself you throw a shit fit. Pathetic

>>53656575
Sorry to hear that anon. I'd ask for more info but that's tactless rn. Hope you land on your feet soon

>>53656791
I short indices, with contracts for difference, with leverage. I think they don't bring the price down. It's just a bet.

>>53656786
what about SPY5, good moment to get in?

>>53656826
they have a pretty shitty reputation. fucking everyone calls them evil