/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53655986
I feel bad for that pepper plant. Why can't leftists into gardening?

>>53655986
you obviously werent the nerd if you were so fucking stupid you chose the codemonkey career. i chose the finance career and i have progressed so fast it fucking shocks my colleagues

190k/year

youre a chud

>>53655986
L

>>53655986
It's just acting. Think of yourself as a part-time actor in addition to being a codemonkey.
I can talk for 8 hours straight, being completely engrossed in whatever pointless topic is under discussion.

>>53655986
It helps to mock them. Like how productive the meeting would be if anyone had offered any solutions. But this kind of thing works only if you are very confident and not a social outcast.

>business is a group of people interacting to do work
>Surprised when autism and lack of people skills holds you back in business

It astounds me how clueless autists are. Learn to play the game, simple as.

>>53656115
Lmao bitch I have 2 yrs experience making $220k as a software dev in finance. Shine my shoes bitch

>>53656171
Is there anything in life autism actually helps you to do?

>>53656298
Autism helps you notice shit and discover how to fix problems.
The workshop you complained about is how problems and opportunities are spotted, so the scope was broader than you expected. This workshop actually seems like it would be productive, information silos are real and I could see that time being used not only to foster relations but to share how thinks work, creating visions one might not see otherwise.
Gah I've drank too much of the coolaid, but a lot of it is accurate.

>>53656115
Lmao
I make 350k a year to stare into women's pussies 3 days a week
You're a slave

>>53655986
Check out /agdg/ and see if the idea of making a game in your free time is something you feel capable of. All I mean is that maybe applying your intelligence to the creative space might reveal talent that you didn't realize you had.

>>53655986
>>53656132
Listen to this guy. Fake it till you make it is one of the BEST pieces of advice in any career. Be confident. If you're actually a nerd you are likely higher IQ than most present. Be humble and let your expertise build and don't be afraid to speak up. Stop being a bitch.

>>53656171
>dude just stop having autism bro

just learn how to simplify op - i do better in business when I try and communicate on the simplest level possible - one that you think would be borderline insulting to those you are speaking to

they will eat it up, you will be understood and appreciated for the first time. Next time you are in a group like this, literally think of the simplest relevant points you can make, and make them

>>53655986
>get cushioned inside job where you get paid ungodly ammounts for typing on a computer and writing on a whiteboard like a college class
>proceed to bitch about it

dude if you dont like it ill take it for you

>>53655986
>If you cannot TALK, you are lost in business.
*spit out word salads

>>53657972
Are you hiring? I'm sick of my $380k/year boob-slapping career, would be willing to sacrifice some income

>>53660721

Rajesh moment.

>>53656115
>>53657972

I make 70k a year, I'm happily married to a trad wife and have a few kids