/biz/ - Business & Finance

It's illegal, you retard.

>>53654691
anon, if you can lobby the gubmint to make this legal and actually open up shop, i'll be your first customer.

>>53654719
not for long. enough #sexpositive people pushing for it is all you need. with onlyfans becoming a "real job" and propaganda on how we need to support our le heckin wholesome sex workerinos, it's only a matter of time

>>53654691
Give it time
> First legalize weed
> Next legalize shrooms
> [Insert hookers and blow]

>>53654752
then they'll make sex work legal but make it illegal to be a customer of a sex worker. they can do that. that way they support the heckin wholesome sex workerinos while still punishing the bad bad straight man exploiter probably white bad guy (us)

>>53654864
Only AI and sex robots will save us

>>53654864
how would that be empowering? it takes away all their business. if it's real work, let them go to work at a nice storefront, give them a 401k with a 5% match, and let them work

>>53654691
Find a place where prostitution is legal

>>53654931
unironically why isnt this a thing in the netherlands?

>>53654691
why isnt this legal? this is the perfect way to reduce crime by having an outlet for male testosterone

>>53655024
It is. There are whore houses in Limburg that function like this. The red light district in Amsterdam is not representative of how prostitution works in the Netherlands as a whole.

>>53654691
I want to have ZERO interactions with other clients. I don't want to see them. I don't even want to know they are in the other room

>>53655076
link? the red light district in amsterdam is way better than anything in the states but still very trashy

>>53654691
Thats literally what a brothel is you retard

>>53654691
Nigger that's more or less how it already works in any 1st world country, without the fucking Walmart.
>$200 for pussy

I had that idea a few years back, basically make it like tinder/hinge where, if you swiped right on a whore, she'd get a match notification and could choose to engage with you. Payment handled through the app
I called it better bang

>>53655146
also, you can just go on https://www.eurogirlsescort.com/
most of these girls dont want to pay taxes, so they wouldn't join such an app

>>53655116
no a brothel is a trashy as fuck place. im talking about the difference between the disgusting corner liquor store with all the alkies hanging around it vs. bevmo

>>53654691
Thats pretty much how it goes in countries were its legal. Maybe not with the ipad but i bet theres are shops that do it

>>53654691
>>53654719
mutts really are the most cucked, i live in based japan and can have a high school girl meet me at a local love hotel in 30 mins to sit on my face. she gets paid, i coom we both win

>>53654691
>$197.50 plus 15% tip
Why are mutts so cucked? Paying anything over 50 bux is pure vagooscam.

>>53655315
Prostitution is illegal in Japan too, you larping tard.

>>53655093
Are you me? My dick cant even get hard if another male is in the vicinity or can I can hear them or they can hear me. I need complete privacy otherwise my mind will drift and I'll lose my boner. This is why I only do outcalls no matter what nice area the girl is in. I'm pretty jealous of the guys that can just walk into a massage parlor and fuck a filthy ugly girl behind some drapes, cum and go about their day. What a god damn luxury. Me I need to have a whole routine.

>>53654691
>be OP
>"invent" something that has existed for thousands of years, namely a brothel
A lot of you don't deserve to make it

>>53655624
Only vaginal intercourse is illegal

>>53655315
That's illegal in Japan too.

>>53655315
>>53655694
Though technically I'm incorrect, that would be legal in a Japanese embassy overseas.

>>53655624
>illegal
>>53655694
>illegal
lmfao no its not, i could go to a pink salon and get a 10/10 blowjob within 20 mins from my room if i wanted. no tip needed, cucks.

>>53655855
Condom?

>>53655855
>lmfao no its not, i could go to a pink salon and get a 10/10 blowjob within 20 mins from my room if i wanted. no tip needed, cucks.
No it was the part about getting a highschooler to do it, while the national age of consent is 13 all 47 prefectures in Japan have local ordinances against sexual acts between teenagers with someone more than 5 years older than them (including acts not covered by their 1957 act against prostitution) outside of marriage or engagement. And these laws were tested in the supreme court and upheld in the 80's. So you can't get a highschooler to do that legally in Japan, while it also being perfectly legal according to their legislature.

I mean you coud make the argument that she could be 18 sure, but that's not what someone thinks of when you say highschooler.

>>53655855
Don't a lot of these salons bar foreigners?

>>53654719
AI will force the bottom 95-98% of girls off of OF and so governments will be left with thousands of otherwise unemployable whores, they'll have no choice but to legalize whorin'
They'll eventually get forced out of that by AI too but not for another 10-15 years rather than the next 2-3

>>53655914
Historically, both as patrons and workers after some high profile murders in the 90's and early 2000's.

>>53655093
They have robot cafes in glorious Nippon, no reason you couldn't have a similar set up in another place
In fact you wouldn't even need that, just put in your desired experience and it'll say boom go to room 4 and off you go

>>53654691
The Netherlands

>>53655901
>it was the part about getting a highschooler to do it
plenty of 18 year old's here looking to make some extra money, ive had a few come sit on my face at a hotel, they usually recommend their friends as they see it as a funny easy way to make a few hundred safely

>>53655914
fat mutts will get served the ugly chinese / filipinos - i see it all the time and kek

>>53654691
>Anon discovers whore houses
We already have those on the Land of the Free (Europe) :)

>>53656551
anon im in japan and want a girlfriend, dont want a sex act. wut do? 6.5/10 with groomed beard

>>53656824
>wants a gf
do what you would do in your home country?

>>53654691
So a brothel with extra steps? This is the oldest profession in the world. There's no more innovation to be had outside of sexbots

>>53654719
Legal brothels exist in many countries that aren't shitholes