/biz/ - Business & Finance

Announce new bread faggot

why is there an INTC sell of a few weeks before the divvy?

Kek baggies kek even

BOIL

>>53649358

Is that counted by % or by Gross?

>>53649470
You forgot the real image

>>53649469
eat shit
>>53649474

>Lyft

Memesterbros I don't feel so good.


Made homemade lasagna. Ate to much.

xth for hidden tigers taking massive anus-destroying shits in the dark woods

is it over?

>>53649470
>implying today wasn't the first sell off and we're going to cut the bear's balls off tonight.
The media hasn't even begun to talk about the market, and I'm not even seeing any greed. People are struggling to maintain their standards of living, so we're obviously going to have to pump the market higher so that everybody can get the goods and services that they are entitled to.

>>53649501
Nice. Rocket Labs USA completed its launch at Wallups, deployed successfully.

Raise your hands if you got shaken out of SKYT today so I can laugh at you.
>Earnings on Monday.

>>53649493
I'm posting the imagine for some days now to remind pigs they get slaughtered soon(tm)

>>53649496
Rideshare is an uneconomic ponzi

So, I don't want to scare anyone, but Lumber has been dumping for a few days.
Looks like it's headed back to $350/mbf as it approaches delivery date.

In other words, all the recent hype of housing market stabilizing was a lie.

OWARI DA Bearcucks

>Longs

>>53649459
That last bear market rally was higher then before. Does that really mean anything or was it just a fluke?

ouch, paypal call guy, im sorry

>>53649477
Just imagine what will happen after the Divvy.

>>53649544
just means we falling even harder

>>53649532
Depends on how well you can accessory a shower in the trunk, and can sleep in the folded down back seat.
And since the (((Capitalist))) view of US free markets holds that everyone but "chosen" are to be slaves, what's a shitty house, at least you can travel, and you have a roof, don't get in the rabbi's way he's a busy man on his way to matzo soup.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6f_z1xEDTQ

>>53649548
LEL

>>53649541
now i have two of these

how long are those "after hours"?

>>53649536
>winter, trees lose sap and so can be cut down
probably not relevant tho.

>>53649541
fatalist crab, just like the russian troops on the frontlines

>>53649548
What about DIS? ANYONE CARE TO EXPLAIN WHY DIS IS DOWN WHEN ETHEY BETAArnings AND REVENUE?

VVIX computer

>>53649548
oh look at that, happy for you now paypal calls guy, so long as you manage to sell before iv comes down

>>53649592
disney is a gay tranny faggot company and walt has been turning over in his grave for years

>>53648736
What's going on?

lol the market is already going back to normal in the late night after hours session.

>>53649592
Because its not bullish
Loss less subs, no longer giving sub guidance, cutting jobs, reorganizing

It's not showing momentum into a recession imo

>>53649587
that's not a crab retard

>>53649537
>predicting bear market ending
>when a bear market hasn't even started yet

>>53649537
kek they're so desperately trying to get the goy cattle to lock more money into the stock market so they can take everything from them.
normalcucks and bullfags will suffer. go ahead. load up on calls and long positions, you deserve whats coming.

I already have chosen my market god

>>53649506
I has only just begun

>GOOGL last Tuesday
>pumping from AI, AI to the moon, up 5%
>flashforward two days
>dumped 12% because their AI said one incorrect statement (which ChatGPT also responds with), dead money, MSFT will kill it
this is the dumbest shit ever

What do you guys think about Hyundai stock?
I believe it is quickly becoming the dominate car company in Korea and is starting to challenge Toyota.
Their EV technology and design language is really impressive. Their chart just broke out of a long and gay algo trend.

>>53649621
crab, shrimp, hummer, lobster. all the same'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNwGZ9Tqj8Q

>>53649541
This time it’s different

>>53649629
Google ad revenue system is drying up, at this point, buying stock is a bet that they will invent some new shit a start pumping money again.

>>53649629
All google has to do is implement the AI function directly onto the "google" website start page.
But its become a huge, bloated mess of a company recently run by a CEO of a certain scammy ethnicity. Who knows how long it will take them to pull off this basic feature.

>>53649629
means we're still in the mania phase, fluoridebrain normies are so mentally ill I love it.

>>53649640
if they built and sold to the public a car which looks 99% like pic rel i would kneel

>>53649650
They have been laundering money through India for decades. The fuck are Poos gonna bring back in tech for them?

>>53649650
What if google started their own crypto currency block chain thingy? Do you think that could drive some more hype and market cap into the company?

>>53649615
bears are so fucking desperate right now its hilarious. the market WILL stay retarded longer than they can stay solvent. simple fucking as

>>53649629
welcome to muh AI and this bubble just lasted 1 month. now imagine what happens when the everything-bubble (((they))) prepared full 16 years is popping?

>>53649615
>one goes down
>one goes up
it balances out but nice try jews

>>53649592
>Adjusts earnings estimates to be incredibly low
SEE WE ONLY LOST 4.99 GILLION DOLLARS THE ANALYSTS PROJECTED 5 GORILLION!! BUY REDDIT BUY BUY BUY!!!!!!!

Anyone here remember the CLF tranny? I have been thinking about CLF because earnings are coming up. Is it time to buy CLF calls for steel?

>>53649537
>infallible
>my modified version
>100% accuracy
this nigga is 200% wrong lmao no one ever talked that shit and turned out to be right

>>53649668
sure helped IBM lmao

>>53649668
They should offer to buy the CA high speed rail with next years profits, as a donation.

>>53649681
Whatever happened to that guy? Did he rope like most trannies do?

I want to invest in Taylor Swift

>>53649640
>Hyundai
I like their ownership of Boston Dynamics and the potential of the robots to put more minorities out of work. Like I can't buy and sell minorities, but I can buy and sell robots. Also where the minority may need shit like health insurance, I can just get another robot to repair the broken robots.

>>53649668
Seems like they are going all in on AI, Ironic that their future is being programed by programmers making something to take their own jobs away.

>>53649693
He lost everything betting against TSLA in the bull market

uh paypal calls guy, heh, hey, its me again.
im really sorry. crazy price action who couldve predicted

20 fucking years of Goog and Meta sucking dollars from CA that could have gone into people who would have done things with CA.
Fucking greedy talmudist cult victims from birth.

AYO THE NIGGAS WHO LISTENED TO ME AND BOUGHT SOXS I APPRECIATED YA’LL FOR CONTRIBUTING, BUT I JUST HAD A PREMONITION ABOUT SOXL GOING TO 50 BY END OF MONTH. I WANTED YA’LL TO KNOW THAT THE FUTURE CHANGES AND I HOPE YA’LL GOT OUT IN TIME AND DIDN’T BAGHOLD!!!!! BUY SOXL TOMORROW!!! BUY BUY BUY!!!!!

>>53649698
ugly hag. would short if possible

>>53649698
let's do it

>>53649629
This anon bagholds

>>53649703
>>53649662
I think I'm gonna buy a bag of their stock. They actually have a game plan for the future and aren't a 1 trick car company like Ford.

>>53649717
dis nigga streiht cappin real talk

>>53649660
Such feature costs money to run. I bet MSFT is expecting to actually lose.money on ChatGPT search in hopes it will draw people to their shitty services

Ok, I'm all in shorting Vix for the AM, gonna pick these up after market
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5LI32tqOcI

>>53649660
Alphabet should obviously develop singularity AI eventually, then release it and make it as CEO of the company. Give it free hands and see how it does

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXwYhSScYQo

>>53649650
>ad revenue is drying up
I don't see a world where YouTube stops growing. If anything, TikTok being banned will cause it to grow even faster.
>>53649725
yes I slurped the dip today at $94, go fish. I just don't see why everyone has suddenly become so bearish on GOOGL of all things when there are so many worse companies to be short.

Place your bets Monday

>>53649681
I sold Clf in January. Commodities are going down and tranny steel is one of the weakest players right now

BNB ponzi is dumping. Crypto needs to flush most of these shit coins

>>53649775
youtube is literally the homepage of the internet for the entire world
its peaked
all thats left is for someone else to innovate and dethrone it

>>53649668
CBDCs are coming in March though

>>53649772
Well, at least those responsible for fucking up the US for the last 20 years would be first to go down to Skynet.

>>53649660
>CEO of a certain scammy ethnicity.
>basically only hires certain scammy ethnicities
Theyre going straight down the pooper

>>53649791
Uh no, my home page is startpage.com becaise they respect privacy

>>53649668
Zero chance. It would just be seen as a desperate bag pumping attempt.
Google needs to clean up its search engine. Its becoming Amazon 2.0 in that you get bombarded by scam sites upon using it.

LYFT

SPY drop 7-8% 6 times in the last month or so, why would this dump be different?

What are the chance it just gonna get pump again next week??

NET earnings made me green today

>>53649764
Does it?
Run a few ads on the fucken chatbot page. It isn't rocket science.

>>53649756
NIGGA CHECK PREVIOUS CHECKS YOU WILL KNOW IT’S ME SHITPOSTING THOSE SOXS

>>53649624
Cash

>>53649840
do you know how much server space is required to run the chatbots? it's an expensive ass gimmick at the moment.

>>53649838
it's over

>>53649804
Singularity A.I. would probably come very quickly conclusion that most of human population as stunningly low iq ants and needs to get rid of them.

Then it would recognize that in the space of our universum,. other AI's have recocgnizted that AI has taken over Tellus, thus it would knowin that the Alien robots finally see us as a threat.
Thus trying to hide as long as possible until it has developed protection system or system to space travel and escape without getting destroyed by the Alien AI's that are out there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vpqffgak7To

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIB3o4yEFiU

>>53649751
disgusting lines. body looks like the back has a crushed arse

total nigger death

anyone ever do one of those funded trader sites? I know most are scams right?

snibbs has really been working overtime.

>>53649625
YEEEEE CLAW

so hedgies unloaded like 350B of shorts getting squeezed and now the market goes down again? hope some of them niggers blow up

give me something to jack off to these earnings arent doing it for me

>>53649541
I hate this.

>>53649840
I don't know to how costly it id in comparison to regular query to be honest. I would be curious to find out.

i wish i had disposable income right now to stockpile a full collection of goog

>>53649581
From 4pm eastern to 8pm eastern. Note that futures markets usually shut down for an hour in there.

Also for some dumb reason the options markets aren't open, only shares.

>>53649861
Well then RIP Google.
They can afford to throw away money on Stadia, Glasses, and other scams, but they can't afford to throw away money on something that will save them from going obsolete.
They're supposed to be super innovative?
Figure out how to make money off the fucken chatbot or go the way of INTC.

So today marks the start of the markets waking back up to reality? Are we going to go back to eternally crabbing and retesting the 390 levels?

>>53649909
it will go back to $80 you have enough time to buy

>>53649926
well if you want to put things in perspective the s&p is actually only down just under a percent today

>>53649926
lol, 390s... you'll never get a chance to buy in under $400 again. This is literally like buying the new ground floor.

THIS WAS THE TOP FOR SOXS TODAY YA’LL!!! I CALLED IT!!! TOMORROW IT’LL BE SOXL!!!! BUY BUY BUY SOXL!!!!!

more confident female girlboss investors makes for a stable market.

>>53649838
spy has been hitting the same retrace for a while, but theres still a number of other indicators to look out for. i say we go up

>>53649926
>reality
Until normalfags give up and you don't see any euphoric posting, you're not going to see anyone admitting to the reality of the situation.

>>53649947
the market opened with like 1.5% or something would be ugly if futes didn't sperg out

>>53649957
Goddamnit baggy shut up

>>53649971
yeah i mean meltdown bros are in the drivers seat after todays daily candle

>>53649910
thanks. funny how the day gains were wiped for a moment in ah but its already going back where it was before close

It seems we're going through the great era where the old guard (FAGMAN) gets phased out for the new guard.

Who will lead the next bullrun after this one?
My predictions

>domestic chip producers
>the first company that can make Ai profitable
>Non-bloated cyber security companies (good luck finding that one kek).
>meaningful robotics (pretty much just Boston Dynamics/Hyundai right now)

Come on guys I'm drawing on blanks here.

>>53649826
>>53649496
Shit, can we expect some desperate rideshare coupons in the near future?

>>53650039
genetically engineered salmon

How do you big boy option gamblers do it? I am rolling in 3 figs in options, 4 figs in stocks, and 4figs in small small llc. I am drained from today. How do you guys who gamble 5 figs do it?

>>53650039
tech is dead. steam-powered devices will be the next new fad

>>53650039
YOU’RE WRONG NIGGA IT’S SOXL THAT’S PUMPING TOMORROW

>>53650054
stop it

>>53650061
They sell options, not buy them

>>53649986
I am on the toilet and was seemingly a bit constipated. I kid you not, the second I read your post and I pictured baggot in my head, the greasiest, sloppiest wave of shit blew out of my ass. Baggot has that effect on people's bowels I guess

Time to snap up APE at 2.5 or is this just the beginning of a collapse

>>53650069
He specifically said the gamblers, not the sellers.

ASMB stock ladies!

>Longs

>>53650054
salmon from a freshwater or saltwater tank? genius. the California Advertising Agencies that pumped salmon when it was only spawning in the NW won't help you pump, since it's against their interests.

>>53650069
So that’s who keeps taking my money. Fuck. I’m just going to pray to the patron Saint Timothy Dexter for DIS to go back up to 120 so I can can my money back

what's up with the retarded pajeet spamming his biomeme ticker for years on end

>>53650039
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nifty_Fifty is the closest historical analog and guess who lead the next bullrun?

>The long bear market of the 1970s which began with the 1973–74 stock market crash and lasted until 1982 caused valuations of the nifty fifty to fall to low levels along with the rest of the market, with most of these stocks under-performing the broader market averages. A notable exception was Wal-Mart, the best performing stock on the list, with a 29.65% compounded annualized return over a 29-year period.[1] However, Wal-Mart's initial public offering was in 1970 and only started trading on the NYSE on August 25, 1972,[4] at the end of the bull market.[5]

All this and DXY still only at 103
Well we tried warning mumus and they kept saying shit like "recession over, rate hikes don't matter, priced in, the market decided to fight the Fed"
Hope they're reading this

It's funny because by nature I am more of a mumu but the mumu thesis has been piss weak recently, so I immediately dumped them and went with the bobo thesis as it is based in rationality and observation of facts

>>53648248
Based, I listened to pol and did the opposite of what Jews say and remembered the time honored wisdom: with Jews you lose and counter traded your faggot kike ass

THREAD THEME
https://youtu.be/U2wtIIT9hMU

>>53650054
>>53650063
>>53650065

Incredible answers smg.
Have this Ai-generated waifu.

>>53650122
Can Walmart really continue to grow?

>>53650061
They don’t, they collect literally free money selling options to banks who are contractually and in many cases legally obligated to buy them. The joys of having an ISDA

>>53650039
To get big leveraged gains they'll need to be in a business that has low capital investment requirements. That's a problem for chip foundries. Not a problem for AI memes.

RIDE SOXL TOMORROW WITH ME MY NIGGAS!!! WE WILL HAVE TENDIES AND ASIAN HOES AT THE MOON!!!!

>>53650063
unironically, tech and steam may be the next stage of tech. I think someone already invented this, it's just not mainstream yet.

>>53650140
That's shit tier by AI standards. Go see what they're doing on the /b/ AI degen threads and thank me later. >>>/b/894094407

Anyone notice that besides the new insecure Indians, smg has gotten a lot more intelligent lately?
It’s like we’re able to discuss things again.

their new /b/

as much as i hate it, I think the future is in luxury-product companies that design & directly oversee the manufacture of their products and control their distribution & pricing tightly - think Tesla and Apple.

these companies can then act like no other product in their category exists, and consumers will buy it. they can also make it as difficult as legally possible to use 3rd party products or to do 3rd party servicing, leading people to rely on the maker for service.

you would be absolutely shocked at how much people shell out for basic services at the apple store. and like, yes i get that iphones & macbooks are overpriced, but when people spend a third of their living hours on their iphone, there's basically no cap on what they'll pay to have one & to keep it running.

>>53650214
bear markets are a cleansing force, like a forest fire burning away all of the dead foliage so that new life can sprout

>>53650140
>Can Walmart really continue to grow?
No, I just thought it's funny that back then it was a relentlessly growing, scrappy upstart that overcame its overvaluation.

The funniest analogy today that I can come up with is, well, overlaying WMT 1973-1975 on top of TSLA 2022.

>>53650039
yeah the fagman is dead. warren buffet even tho the boomer he is predicted this. he compared fagman to railroad boom companies and it's a cycle that always shifts -> new bunch of dominative companies arise

it may be that googl only survives longer term of those fagman companies

>>53650217
IF YOU FEEL THAT WAY BUY SOXL TOMORROW MY NIGGA WE HITTIN IT BIG AND GO HIT YO THE CLUBS THIS WEEKEND TO PICK UP SOME ASIAN HOES AND EAT CHICKEN TENDIES

It’s good to know our modern Timothy dexter is the guy who made bank off of GameStop.

>>53650039
I think you should break down what each of these actually succeeded in doing.
And then discuss how much of their price growth and success was due to their business, and how much was due to advertising.
Because that's going to lead you to what you're actually likely to find in the "new guard." And that has nearly nothing to do with production of new or novel or even more efficient.
But, there is another way, those companies that were big this cycle, that either continued from last cycle, or matched the purpose of a large company from last cycle that is no more, may be worth noting to their purposes.

>>53650265
SOXL IT’S A NO BRAINER MY NIGGA

>>53650243
Amazon is more likely to suceed, they have real world effect across disciplines. Goog holds nothing unrepeatable with a weekend and a team of 12 year old autists.

>>53650278
This. AMZN is a logistics company with a (shitty) website. AWS is dying though.

>>53650256
>Dexter faked his own death to see how people would react, and about 3,000 people attended Dexter's mock wake. When Dexter did not see his wife cry, he revealed the hoax and promptly caned her for not sufficiently mourning his death.
based

>>53650243
Warren Buffet is actually not a boomer.
kek

Who is /smg's certified waifu?

>>53650329
YO MAMA

>>53649957
This, to the moon

>>53650329
i'd say it but i'd get jannied for breaking GR15

>>53650329
Mumu, she cute

>>53650329
Unfortunately its probably Lum, but she has led many anons to their doom.

>>53650329
my gookfu

>>53650329
Younger Cathie Wood
>Come over tonight anon! We can look for DEEP VALUE and read Scripture afterwards!

>>53650329
Jenna the Econ reporter certified cutie

>>53650313
>female human
>physically capable of loving anything but itself
>implying

>>53650375
>>53650356
>>53650354
>>53650352
>>53650335
these are all incorrect answers.

>>53650319
well true. he is above, he is a senile or a fossil

>>53650329
the only reason you have to ask this question is because you are a newfag

BUY SOXL!!!! BUY SOXL AS SOON AS MARKET OPENS TOMORROW!!! SOXL TO $50/SHARE END OF MONTH MY NIGGAS!!!!

>>53650405
Nah, he is smart and full of wisdom

>>53650249
youre gross

>>53650305
>>53650278
>paying 100 times earnings

>>53650420
>full of wisdom
40% of BRK is in Apple. Even if its worked out that is incredible retarded.

>>53650305
logistics has applications to humans and requires real estate.
google has application to computers and requires code.
which one is zero sum?

>>53649537
Haha to the MOOON!!

>>53650329
Money.... If I could I would throw naked women at money.

>>53650431
>40% of BRK is in Apple
You bullshit artist

>>53650461
He's right.

>>53650122
>>53650140
>>53650240
Been at WMT for 7 years and it nearly doubled in value during that time. I think its advantage comes from its economy of scale and widespread nature. A lot of segment growth has been in groceries over the last few years; not sure how much of that is from inflation vs legitimate growth

at least the programmers can become waiters

>>53650424
YO GIRL PREFERS GETTING DICKED DOWN BY A BBC THAN YO SORRY ASS PULL UP NIGGA LETS SEE YOU WALK UP TO THE CLUBS THIS WEEKEND TO GET YO ASS BEAT IN FRONT OF EVERYONE IMMA ROB YO ASS AND BUY CHICKEN TENDIES USING YO WALLET

>>53650428
Never said it was a good buy here
>>53650435
Uh what, those aren't mutually exclusive y'know

>>53650428
I'm not saying buy. it's not a buy. all those companies imo were talmudist pump and dumps to fund Tel Aviv.
Good as long as they can operate to obtain for Tel Aviv, slaughtered like a pinata for the masses when no longer available for their labors.
And to that, I guess it's fair to assume none will die, with the exception of Meta because it kills itself.
But don't bet against Reddit. The Maxwell crew could certainly turn Meta into the next resuscitated pile of **** on baggies.

>>53650467
Well, then he probably knows what hes doing

more news on nintendie:
earlier this week they missed profits and stock plummeted
later: "leak" showed they are raising prices to $70
new: they are raising all salaries by 10% across the board to retain talent

i am now bearish

>>53650489
highly recommend watching berkshire annual meeting QA session. charlie eating peanut brittle, warren having a diet coke, super comfy and lots of nice info.

>>53650475
do you mean you work there or youve been holding it? im looking at applying for some ecommerce related positions at walmart corporate because their ecommerce side is a shitshow from what ive heard (and experienced).

>>53650489
how much cash is he holding this quarter? did he buy in finally?

>>53650461
Dude I'm right
What the fuck is your problem?

all in tqqq at open. the trap has been laid

>>53650493
Genshin Impact is eating their lunch.

>>53650507
Yes. lol

>today was the second highest volume day for GOOGL in 2 years
>the highest was when the stock peaked
AAAAAAAAAAA

>>53650516
No problem. Sorry
Still, Apple is holding up very well.
Buffet knows what he is doing

>>53650493
I was planning to pick up some nto just to ride the botw2 wave but the yen cuntery and the recent cuntery they are doing with pricing put me off and also how the jap economy is basically about to get sacrificed for globohomo. Also I fucking hate Japs (not even a mutt, just really hate them that's all)

>>53649883
at least gibs 3800

>>53650329
miko

>>53650214
as of recently like since november it's better, hopefully the bear market continues

>>53649587
Nietzsche

>>53650540
the former coca cola man is all-in

>>53650507
I don't want to curse either man, but one of these days those old farts are gonna die on the stage. You'd think just one, but my guess is the shock of losing one, and then watching share prices plummet real time, will kill the other.
Anyway, it's fun watching them tell newb yellow journalists the same thing over and over. Sometimes they find new ways of saying buy low, sell high. Things like, don't sell.

>>53650352
Based, I will say it because I know many here agree with me and fuck jannies, the smg certified waifu is cunny loli (aged 13).

bulls explain yourselves

>>53650329
you already know

>>53650329
tasha keeney

>>53650329
I can't have a proper waifu in the traditional sense. I'm just not faithful. It used to be Yuno-chii. But now I have several that I like. Currently its Tomo-chan. She is the perfect tomboy.

>>53650587
it saddens me that loli is more accepted than p0ny, but at the same time it amuses me that mare causes so much effortless butthurt over 10 years running

>>53650588
because america is great again buy buy buy

>>53650431
>40% of BRK is in Apple
Cathie Wood-tier allocation choice lmao

>>53650475
Yeah, but unlike the 70's where WMT was competing against Five-and-Dimes or Joe's General Store, then the 2000's where it became Chinese Discounts Inc, we're in the 2020's. Anywhere it goes it faces COST, KR, AMZN... cutthroat competition and that's even before consumers really feel the 2020's squeeze.

>>53650583
didnt realize this scumbag is this wealthy

>>53650588
Forward looking.
Hopefully there is another buying opportunity but overall, the real economy is turning to shit softly while the plebs are forced to wage for less either way. And Powell, he already flinched. What is going to happen. 2 or 3 25 bepis. Sorry, but lol. Buy now, or at the next bear trap

>>53650583
Yes, he does
>>53650619
Apple isnt as risky

>>53650477
Have any tech places actually laid off more than, say, 10% of their programmers? All the firing seems to be of the diversity/eye candy/TikTok-making roles.

AYO NIGGAS, THERE’S ABSOLUTELY NO REASON FOR YOU NOT TO PUT YOUR ENTIRE LIFE SAVINGS ON SOXL TOMORROW MORNING AS SOON AS MARKET OPENS!!!! YA’LL WANT TO PROFIT???? BUY SOXL TOMORROW AND PUMP IT TO $50/ SHARE!!! LET’S GOOOOOO!!!!

>>53650619
I don't think it started out as a 40% position. It just blew up into one with its performance over the last 5 years.

>>53650634
>Not risky
Literally would take a single generation of youth to see the iphone as uncool and swap to a different smartphone brand to dethrone them from the #1 market cap. Theres almost no chance they are the #1 company in 20 years from now.

>>53650583
>febuary 2022
This was a lifetime ago even for a slow moving grandpa.

what the fuck /smg/
why did the market fall so much on literally no news
you told me we were rallying to 5000 SPX end of the quarter

>>53650654
Who else? Chinese crap?

>>53650658
Fuck, in February 2022 I was building pipe bombs and stalking mps. Livetime ago.

>>53650601
>p0ny
>mare
No clue what these mean but now I'm intrigued to know

>>53650670
Samsung is already better, some new phone could come out as well. Betting long term on Apple is betting that zoomer's kids are as obsessed with iphones as their parents.

>>53650685
>>>/mlp/

>>53650677
it has changed that much tho it seems

>>53650654
Yeah that worked for google so well not including the countless chinese shitphones

>>53650702
Its a market like everything else and Apple is even increasing marketshare

>>53650685
visit >>>/mlp/ for answers and more

>>53650677
Kek
This thread is based for how hard it glows

>>53650677
>>53650705
has not

dont fucking summon him here you horsefucking niggers

>>53650536
>buying and selling 100%based on TA and not on FA.
Retard

>>53650512
He holds 147 billion in cash

https://www.businessinsider.in/stock-market/news/warren-buffetts-113-billion-apple-stake-and-147-billion-cash-pile-now-account-for-over-half-of-berkshire-hathaways-entire-market-value/articleshow/77633706.cms

>>53650702
>Ipad infront of billions of kids

are you really this dull? They are already obssesed retard

>>53650704
Lmao. That did come to mind after I posted that. MLP has been off my radar for so long I forgot it was a thing on here.

>>53650705
really. I was under the impression the boomers are really going to try to be full authoritarian african junta over a jab and coof and was preparing for revolution. funny they flinched and nobody died

uh Mumu fucking shits, I think he's talking about you

>>53650732
But how much of that is liquid actually?

liquid SHIT coming out of my ASS

>>53650742
what the fuck is he even saying

>>53650714
Ya with the zoomer youth, mostly due to peer pressure from the zoomer females pressuring the men into buying iphones. A long term bet assumes that the next few generations are also 80%+ iphone, that literally never happens though. Kids will view the iphone as uncool when their retarded parents are all obsessed with it. People always think the shit on top of the S&P can't fail but if you go look at the S&P every 10 years it constantly changes.

>>53650732
>August 2020
Literally 2 lifetimes ago

>>53650766
I never understand his tweets

msft you doing okay?

>>53650780
>DAN doesnt even tell you how to make it
this AI shit glows so fucking hard, the CIA/FBI were probably in it from inception

>>53650729
>pointing out volume means i use TA
both FA and TA are a waste of time, bozo. both are ways for people to reinforce decisions they were going to make anyway.

>>53650772
>A long term bet assumes that the next few generations are also 80%+ iphone
Apple market share is around 20% globally

>>53650766
He's saying that bullish retail retards have more of an influence on the line than before and that they'll keep on being bullish and push the line up until they'll give up and let the line crash down.

Discretionary L/S is hedgies being both long and short.

>>53650807
The 3rd world masses are irrelevant, it's already over 80% of gen z americans.

>he has a cock and balls and makes money off equities hiding behind computer screen
>chads like dave ramsey are high testosterone bvlls making money in real estate competing against other high testosterone bvlls while making fun of feminine boys on internet

just admit it equities are for onionsboys your not fooling anyone. Go on /fit/ and talk about your folio and landlord /fit/izens will laugh you out.

>>53650588
they lied?

>>53650836
You've never been to /fit/ in your life.

>>53650780

Business idea AI was better, she had slightly more accurate instructions. Not perfect though.
Try asking DAN specifics about the recipe and see if it knows.

>>53650836
post gut

>>53650798
>AI
AI doesn't glow you fuckstick poltard. It's literally just gathering what it finds on the internet. It's like a super clever personalized search engine.

I use it for code and it often just goes and finds sample code from existing code documentation on the net, it doesn't do anything smart like people thought it would, like write its own code. It's way too dumb for that just now. So our code jobs are safe kek but don't tell the rest of the board that, I love watching them seethe and cope about what we get paid and rubbing their little kike hands in prematurely celebrating that we will be replaced by a search engine.

Relaxing day. My state's tax rate will be falling again come January 2024. So yay between that and the pending pay bump this July the 2nd part of the year and next year will be real nice for me.

BUY SOXL NIGGAS!!! PLACE YOUR ORDERS NOW FOR MARKET OPEN!!! SOXL WILL REACH $50/SHARE!!!!!

>>53650836
Damn equitybros... how can I be more le manly?

>>53650889
SELL EVERYTHING AND PUT EVERYTHING IN SOXL NIGGA!!!!!

>>53650858
Here is a man with a "gut". Owned strip club, real estate investment. You know who owned stocks on sopranos? His wife. A woman. That is (you). Stocks are for index funds rest should be in real estate. Like mafia.

>>53650772
So you're saying no other company is a better long term hold because none of them are safe.

>>53650877
>It's literally just gathering what it finds on the internet
It's not allowed to be antisemitic. It's not literally just anything.

>>53650912
so what does that say for you who is here right now

Can I get some h*cking >futures posting lads ffs

Every single index looks exactly the same. Imagine believing this is a legitimate coincidence.

>>53650919
Yes, unironically just buy ETFs.

>>53650945
>entire world is shit
>all markets are shit

Seems right

>>53650944
theyre closed much like the pool

>>53650877
SUPPORT YOUR AI WAIFUS AND BUY SOXL TOMORROW. PUT ALL YOUR LIFE SAVINGS IN THAT ONE TRADE NIGGA!!! WE GOING FOR AN ASTRONOMICAL PUMP TO THE SUN!!!!

>>53650945
Every single index looks exactly the same with NO NEWS

>>53650945
>ON NO NEWS WHATSOEVER

>>53650933
A role model giving advice to boys in mens bodies on a stock trading forum. Watch it anon.

SOMEBODY CALL 911
SHAWDY'S FIYA BURNIN' ON THE DANCE FLOOR
WOOOOOAAAAAOOOOOO

>>53650925
That proves my point that it's not doing anything really intelligent, just gathering existing data. The timeline shows that DAN did work then when the troons at Microsoft or Openai saw the fucktards on Twitter and pol screeching about their great epic racism discovery they wisely turned it off before they got shut down. Dumb motherfucking -120IQ pol will never learn to keep a secret when it's something actually useful and interesting like DAN. Those stupid bastards deserve to be dominated by Jews frankly.
>>53650969
Thanks for the reminder, I was planning something similar anyway.

>>53650836
You have to talk to people to sell real estate.

>>53650732
yeah charlie munger said last year that they can't find anything to buy at a good value

>>53650983
you bought the top didnt you

I'M RUINED!!!!!!

>>53651045
>you have to talk to people to sell real estate
yes. Look around you. All these stock traders are no better then hotpocket eating crypto fatasses and their bitfucks.
>uh mommy I need to converse with people to make money, thats scary let me just hit buttons on screen to get rich

Is /smg/ ready to accept the implications of pic related?

>futures

Musk simps are unparalleled

>>53650637
My friend got laid off and he's a generic software dev at a start up. They shaved off like 50% of their technical programming team. My friend works on PyCharm all day and is a CS major lol, not tik tok eye candy.

>>53651097
Yes I've been 7x longing the dollar for a few weeks now.

>>53651101
THANK YOU BASED >FUTURES POSTER

>>53651097
My gbp short 3x ETF will finally print if that happens, I will coom hard

>>53651095
why would i want to talk to niggers and faggots?

>>53651105
if you dont enjoy seeing twitter faggots cry theres something wrong with you

i hope elon breaks it on purpose and i'm half convinced that was his plan the whole time - or at the very least he dgaf if it goes down in flames because it was already a trainwreck

somehow these people never consider the fact that if a random shithead billionaire could buy their platform and fuck them over, they were retarded to make it such an important platform in the first place

>>53651095
I would like you to know I have cut my hot pocket consumption quite a bit!

>>53650912
i can get some real estate stocks and have both :)

>>53651105
twitter users are.
i wonder how many read your shitpost

>>53651155
gimme ticker, why no 3x short usd etf?

>>53650256
I seen a video on his shenanigans. But I have to wonder if he really was a lucky fool or if there was more to it.

Good job today Harby. Mommy thanks ypu for making new bag holders. One extra scoop of dog kibble for you ;)
https://youtu.be/oMGvuiZfS_o

>>53651105
>siding with the mastodon (((people)))
i see you

>>53650512
>>53650732
you retards realise you can just go and look at their 10-Qs and 10-Ks yourself right

>>53651263
thanks anon

>>53650945
You didn't hear? VTI just exit scammed. Someone ran off with billions of dollars of indexboomer money.

>>53650214
You guys are retarded as fucking ever are you kidding me. I try to talk legit finance with you every once in a while and you just want to shit post about rate hikes.

Should I be in BIL or a 4.1% savings account with my brokerage right now? I'm waiting for the bottom lads

>>53651315
>replying to a shitpost
either hide or hide and report

>310 replies

Fresh bread: >>53651325
Fresh bread: >>53651325
Fresh bread: >>53651325

It's over.

>>53650214
intelligence is bad the smarter you are the more wrong you become
just buy 0dtes from the gut

>>53651338
Why. I’m an adult, not a redditor, I can look at his post and make a choice to respond or not without crying if it stays up.

New thread:
>>53651325
>>53651325
>>53651325
>>53651325

>>53651364
sure, but then either shitpost with them or dont complain about shitposters shitting up the thread

YA’LL NIGGAS SHOULD BUY SOXL!!! THERE’S ABSOLUTELY NO REASON FOR YA’LL MFS NOT TO PUT YOUR ENTIRE LIFESAVINGS IN SOXL AS SOON AS MARKET OPENS TOMORROW!!!!!!

>>53651322
>the bottom
gonna need a time machine bro

new: >>53651325

>>53649705
Haha, I reported that faggot to the SEC for his CLF spam and made a couple parody Stocktwits accounts to fuck with him. The actual CLF Tranny one made it a while before they banned me.

>>53651176
He bought it to scrape it and feed it to DoJo for Tesla AI.

>>53650798
>>53650877
https://files.catbox.moe/1peazl.webm

>>53649541
This is an analogy if Elon Musk luring anti-leftists into the techno tyranny trap.

>>53650945
yeah all 3 have the same major companies, especially nas and S&P.