/biz/ - Business & Finance

daily reminder that the 60/40 portfolio always wins long term and makes retail traders kneel

i hate finance

1st for kek gas baggies

>>53642599
60% UPRO/40% TMF, yes.

I'm glad I raped all those women when I was younger

>>53642617
the women were glad too, women are biologically wired to enjoy rape

>>53642610
the gas report today will for sure cause a new low

CTRM bros are you ready for TORO?

I got 57 positions in my portoflio, and none of them are capable of satisfying me sexually

>>53642599
60% defense stocks/ 40% orange juice

Is now the time for URANIUM?

>>53642599
You're fucking insane if you think I'm gonna put any real amount of money into this inflated market. It's gonna crash eventually and until then I'll be stacking up cash

AYO LISTEN UP ALL Y’ALL NIGGAS!!! ALL Y’ALL NIGGAS SHOULD BUY SOXS AND BUY IT NOW!!! THERE’S ABSOLUTELY NO REASON FOR YOU NOT TO PUT YOUR WHOLE LIFE SAVINGS ON IT WHEN IT’S GUARANTEED TO PERFORM 400% PROFITS!!! TRUST ME NIGGA I SAW IT IN MY DREAMS!!!!!

>>53642625
> CTRM still exists
oh boy. And they are still down to around ~$1 after split

>>53642635
Shorting SOXS, got it

>>53642599
how do i invest in this webm

Fucking Credit Suisse imploded but EuroStoxx is pumping like nothing happened

>>53642639
A great opportunity

>>53642662
priced in and decoupled

>>53642662
no one cares about credit schiesse

>>53642669
Well good luck. Not my kind of trade though.

>>53642654
MANE FUCK YOU, YO WIFE LIKES TO SUCK AND FUCK BLACK DICKS WHEN YOU AIN’T AROUND NIGGA. YO MAMA TOO. BUY SOXS.

I NEED ASIAN PUSSY

Give me the bobo chainsawing the mumu

Europoors fomo into shit that pumped during the american market hours then it pumps during premarket hours and then americans wake up and cash in and leave europe holding the bag
then they do the same shit next week regardless
keep donating europe

>>53642599
I can't get over the fact that people thought it was a good idea to buy 30y bonds at a 1.2% yield.
TLT total return is negative over the past 5 years, and essentially flat over 10 years. Meanwhile cumulative inflation of 30-40%.

Diversifying is fine, but if you really want 60/40 you should diversify your duration risk and put the 40% in t-bills. Rebalance if/when stocks dump.
Traditional 60/40 has underperformed hard ever since QE era began.

What do you guys think about Bill Gross? Do you ever read any of his stuff?

BOILSISTERS, WE ARE BACK

>>53642719
read?

what the fuck

>>53642730
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>53642698
AYO NIGGA SAME HERE!!! THEY PUSSY BE TIGHT AS HELL, MAKIN MY DICK ALL SLIMY WITH THEY CREAM EN SHIT… I LOVE ME SOME ASIAN BITCHES, YA FEEL ME? ASIAN PUSSY BE TOP TIER, NO CAP. BUY SOXS BTW.

>>53642698

I had a very cute yonuger Asian girl hit on me in the store (Lidl) but I rejected her because she had a tattoo on her hand. Now months later I feel dumb

>>53642720
?

>>53642730
Makes sense

>>53642730
butter prices are half of what they were 2 weeks ago. Toast still vv expensive

>>53642730
It rose month over month, that‘s official data from today.
The data were published a week late, supposedly due to a system error, and an estimate had been used before that.

gonna be whistlin dxy all the way back down to 100 today while bobos get btfo AGAIN
its been like 3 months just give up

Ford is paying big dividend tomorrow but chart looks shit. Shill me another daytrade idea for today pls.

>>53642714
The easiest fucking trade of 2021 was just not fucking listening to the talking heads. I remember reading an article about how “90%” of bond managers thought 10yr rates would peak before 1.25, then low and behold we get ass ripping inflation and they skyrocket to 4 fucking percent lol. All in SHV and close your eyes for a year made out good

>>53642730

it gets worse

This SOXS nigga is making me extremely uncomfortable as a fellow SOXS baggie

>>53642723
Yeah, he has a blog and a Twitter. He seems really on the ball, but doesn’t seem too verbose so it’s hard to pin down his thesis sometimes.

$CCJ +4.85% PRE MARKET

>>53642625
Yeah. I bought my CTRM at $1.45 last year around summer. Going to dump my TORO immediately, because that's where they're going to continue to dilute.

>>53642776
NIGGA JUST DO WHAT I DO AND DOUBLE DOWN, DOUBLE DOWN ON YOUR MARGIN POSITION WITH SOXS. I MESELF DOUBLED DOWN ON IT TODAY LIKE I DID FROM A WHITE NIGGAS WIFE, HER AND HER FRIEND WENT TO VISIT THE HOOD FOR SOME BLOW EN ME AND MY HOMIES GANGBANGED HER DOUBLE DICKIN HER HOLES, YA FELL ME? JUST TRUST THE PROCESS NIGGA. SOXS WILL BE AT $99/SHARE END OF WEEK NIGGA JUST TRUST ME ON THIS ONE NIGGA.

>>53642586
No matter what the report says we will dump first and then maybe pump. But dump first is my bet.

ABML gonna be a great investment this year, easily 3x to 4x+
ALPP waiting on fins to be released, they're SOX compliant

>>53642714
anon you don't buy the bonds you buy the etf
also the 30 year yield only tipped below 2% for barely a year, and surprise surprise that's when inflation started to get out of control

>>53642764
Its just hard to wrap my head around how anyone could've thought that bonds at 1% yields were a good idea against a Fed mandate of 2%+ inflation.
Guaranteed loss of purchasing power over time, on top of all the immediate downside risks of yields reversing.

I know plenty of stocks were stupidly valued in 2020-2021 too, but at least with stocks there's theoretically some real positive yields somewhere down the road if the company succeeds. Bonds had zero chance of true profit from there.

>>53642629
>"I'm not going to invest when things are DOWN are you kidding me?!"
and people wonder why DCA bros always win

>>53642841
wow nice retro posting
alpp will be lucky to not get rejected on its last ditch effort to $1 and then finally get delisted

>>53642841
>ALPP
People are still shilling this trash?
At some point you've gotta move on bro. It was a penny stock rollup scam.
"nasdaq inclusion" lmao

Tight job market = drop = "RATE HIKE BETS"
Loose job market = drop = "RECESSION FEARS"

When do we start buying TMV again?

>>53642629
NIGGA BUY SOXS RIGHT NOW OR ME AND MY HOMIES GONNA ROB YO HOUSE AND FUCK YO WIFE

>futures

Ima do something different today. I'm going to buy 0 DTE call options on SPY. I got a hunch, that they are going to make line go up today because it went down yesterday.

Continuing Jobless Claims
Act: 1,688K Cons: 1,658K Prev.: 1,650K

Initial Jobless Claims
Act: 196K Cons: 190K Prev.: 183K

>>53642936
Filtered

WTF WAS THAT!?!?
>nothing

>>53642936
Thank you baggie. Now line will go down today too.

More people work for less
More people that had a high wage quit
Next earning season is going to rock
load up

>>53642943

>>53642929
It's fucking over lad
We're fucked.
Mumu won.

>>53642854
Well, the theory is I assume at least that inflation was actually temporary, because remember the fed was basically twisting peoples arms to admit inflation was temporary, and that we were all fucked and would plunge into some sort of massive real negative rate hyper-bubble, in which case everyone would have sold their bonds and then let the fed try to figure out fixing negative rates.

>>53642949
1pbtid

>market pumps
>post bobo memes in hopes it goes down

>>53642889
No moron. I'm not going to invest when things are UP. Dow Jones near ATH means the market hasn't even begun to price in the rape hikes

>>53642965
i tried to warn you

>>53642954
It's bullish.
Powell has to pivoot.
Mumu won.

>>53642943
>>53642953
No idea how to interpret this data. Does it mean more people are unemployd?

>Initial Jobless Claims 196K vs 190K forecast
>we pump anyway
when will this clown market ride end?

WOAH BLACK BETTY

>>53642654
>borrowing money to borrow shares of an ETF that borrows money to borrow shares of an ETF that borrows money to buy intel, a company whose shares are optionable
>small expense fee though
never change /biz/ i fucking love you retards

>>53642712
American retail will buy because they think this is the bullrun and they're fomoing into it before the banks.

>>53642985
why do you think 6k job losses means the market should do anything lol
are you retarded
6000
thats nothing to nobody

>>53642955
NAH IT AIN’T NIGGA, IT AIN’T OVER THIS SHIT ABOUT TO TAKE OFF AND IT’S SELLING RIGHT NOW AT A DISCOUNT MY NIGGA, DOUBLE DOWN ON YOUR SOXS POSITION. THERE AIN’T NO FUCKING WAY IN HELL A REASON WHY YOU SHOULDN’T PUT YOUR WHOLE LIFE SAVINGS INTO SOXS. RIDE WITH ME NIGGA, WE BOUTTA DO A MOON MISSION ON THIS SHIT!!!!!

>>53642985
its bullish because those people can now fill the job openings and the economy will be stronger. they're also getting gibs so they can consume like good goys and girls.

>>53642974
Oh... ok. Sorry I didn't even read the numbers.

>>53642889
DCA wins because it literally means investing over 50 years and then being rich in your 70s.

Time to buy le SQQQ dip
Riding SQQQ up and selling after an easy 5% is the life
Ty mumu retards for funding my home purchase

>>53642656
You have to hit your 30s. For some reason women love men in their 30s

>>53643005
No. It wins because you can't time the market. DCA buys every dip.

>>53642984
It means that the plan in eliminating the middle class and ultimately your stocks and everything you own is coming along nicely.

>>53643013
because they expect you have money and a career and can be their daddy

>>53643013
cargo cult thinking. the men in their 30s that women love are the ones that still feel free to tell those women whatever the fuck they want.
is that you or no? are you 25 and in 5 years can that be you? then you're set. otherwise lol no correlation
>t. over 40

Reminder to ignore anybody trying to push dude drugs

>>53642984
Interpret?

and today, February 9, 2023, the meltup was born

>>53642984
>Last week
Higher non farm pay rolls, declining hourly earnings - should be obvious, more people work for less; less costs for companies, or cheaper production, whatever way you want to look at it
>This week
Increased job quits and increased continuing jobless claims - Lot of people quit, that had higher hourly earnings, more people that had higher hourly earnings are still one a dole - while more people overall work, for less

Thats incredibly bullish, together with inflation keeping the trend and Powell flinching with his 25 bepis

BUY SOXS RIGHT NOW ALL YA’LL NIGGAS, RIDE TO THE MOON WITH ME!!!! WE BE GETTIN ASIAN BITCHES AT THE CLUB THIS WEEKEND AND THEY BE SLOBBIN ON OUR DICKS GETTIN IT WET BEFORE PUTTIN IT IN THEY TIGHT ASIAN PUSSIES WHEN WE CASH OUT AT $99/ SHARE MY NIGGAS!!! BUY NOW WHILE IT’S AT A DISCOUNT NIGGA!!! BUY SOXS NOW!!!!

>>53643013
yeah being a pussy slave and wage slave is the sure way to have a shitty life

>>53642936
thanks for jinxing it

>>53643013
>all you have to do is to be in your 30s

Baggie will buy spy calls . I will buy spy puts . We are not the same.

>>53643013
This. Being a wrinkled fart with a receding hairline and a beergut means you‘re in your „peak“ because some roasties will wanna date you to have you as a provider after having ridden the cock carousel for 15 years.

>>53643065
Thanks for the thorough explanation

Why isn't the stock market open 24/7?

OPEN THE MARKETS

>>53642965
>market does literally anything
>bobos say it means it will go down
>mumus say it will go down
>no one is crabbish despite 1½ year of crabbing

>>53643129
this
what is this 1850

>>53643129
this to be honest, if crypto has proven this is fine then stocks need to get with the times as well

>>53643129
It is when you‘re a Jew.
12 of the past 13 S&P pumps happened during afterhours.

>>53643130
>*mumus say it will go up

>>53643130
why would you be crabbish when theres so much money to be made in volatility lmao

>>53643129
>>53643137
>>53643140
we will see a spike in insane people and deaths due to lack of sleep

>>53643130
The crab rules from the shadows.

>>53643154
bullish

>>53643141
>algos get turned off at market close
>best hours to trade are after this time
really makes you think

>>53643129
get into crypto. no market close, no market open, just perpetual 24/7 365 forever

>>53643179
it's all btc, there aren't any separate pairs

>>53643163
Wrong. It‘s algos quickly scanning through earnings reports and then doing shit like poomping or doomping a stock in a matter of less than 10 seconds depending on what they deduced.

i love sitting here watching the market pump but my orders are queued and i'm missing the pump because i'm buying in fractional shares and not in increments of $10000

YA’L NIGGAS SHOULD BUY SOXS IT’S AT A FUCKING DISCOUNT RN AND YA’LL WILL FEEL RETARDED AFTER THE DUMP AND ME BEING RIGHT ABOUT IT GOING TO $99/SHARE BY END OF WEEK. YA’LL NIGGAS BE HATIN WHEN YOU SEE A NIGGA BE RIGHT ABOUT SOMETHING. I’M STILL DOUBLING DOWN ON MY SOXS POSITION AND MAXING OUT MY MARGIN, FUCK YA’LL FOR NOT LISTENING TO A NIGGA PREACH!!!!!

>>53643111
Checked and claimed, also ur a faggot

>>53643194
boomer. btc is like real estate in crypto, only good to use it as collateral. The music plays among start ups that use crypto as quasi securities to raise capital and pay out pseudo dividends which can depending on the start up reach 100% of revenue from the economic activities of the smart contract/team for shareholders.
If you are Gen X there is also gastoken, which would be like betting on oil and gas

>>53643226
100 Checkems scheduled for deposit

+RIGHT INNER THIGH ZAPPER+

surely those heckin "market makers" will push those TSLA $200 weekly call buyers out of the money, r-right? max pain is $185!!!

natgas finished its bounce, it got rejected

short to new low

THREAD THEME
https://youtu.be/mDFBTdToRmw

If it feels like Natgas just rejected 2.50, that's because it did.

Cameco treating me well last few months, my $29 CCJ calls are now in the money.

>>53643247
TSLA gonna run a little more prob test 222-236

Premarket is bussin. On god.

>>53643030
You again? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

So how do successful traders do it when it's impossible to predict the future
>muh edge
How can a retard like me sitting at home in sweatpants have an edge against wallstreet

>>53643288
aaaaaaaaa to the upside baby

>>53643286
fr fr no cap

>>53643297
sell premium to other retail tards so you can actually make money on theta decay instead of lose it

>>53643179
You can maim your cock with piano strings 24/7 too (until it falls off). Doesn't mean anyone should do it.

>>53643268
I had KOLD at $11 and thought I was smart selling for selling at $14. Yea, it never recalled dipped again for me to reload and left me in the dust

>>53643297
78% of retail traders lose money.

>>53643297
longer time frames. Play the long game until you have the capital to play the quick and dirty ones

>>53643312
Kek

>>53643298
BIPPITY BOPPITY BOOP, HARBY IS A JEW

>Looks like google is going to bounce back to 108
Lets gooooo

>>53643315
He's right you know

>>53643318
no no you got it all wrong im fellow nigga, like yall

>>53643315
I thought it was 99%

>>53643327
So fake Harby?

>>53643312
you can hunt 5% swings that break you out at ad hoc time in the day or you can go for 500% swings followed by 80% dumps 25/7, your choice. Both market follow the same imperatives, with one giving yids an advantage with market closes/opens and after hour bullshit

>>53643339
i mean theres no way todays going to be the single biggest daily drop in the market in 2023 or anything i promise

fuk u snibs

>>53643297
Trading is like roulette except in the middle of the wheel slowing down you can reduce your bet or increase it if you don't like what you see. It's still gambling but you can be the house if you're good/connected enough

>>53643261
>>53643280
>>53643286
>>53643298
>>53643308
YA’LL NIGGAS ENJOY IT WHILE IT LAST, I KNOW I WILL HAVE THE LAST LAUGH WITH MY SOXS STOCK NIGGA. I’M ALSO PUTTIN ALL MY FAMILY AND MY HOOD SAVINGS IN ON THIS SHIT, I KNOW FOR A FACT IT WILL SHOOT FOR THE MOON BY THE END OF THE WEEK!!! AND IMMA CASH OUT AND HIT THE CLUBS WITH MY HOMIES PIMPIN SOME ASIAN HOES WHILE YOU SAD FUCKS MASTURBATE TO ANIME GIRLS!!! SOXS WILL BE AT $99/SHARE BY FRIDAY. SCREEN CAP THIS POST NIGGA.

>>53643341
Save your breath. You won't be able to sell me your get rich quick schemes no matter how hard you try.

>>53643343
https://youtu.be/4O3UGW-Bbbw
Stop flirting with me, weirdo.
>please, dont stop

>>53643022
I DCA SHORTS

>>53643297
take any indicator and take only the best divergence signals near zones where previously price dropped or rose and learn everything said by mark douglas. As a retailers you have to wait for the price to come near you. You also have to control greed.
earning consistently = reducing greed= reducing risk= keeping your capital alive

>>53643357
I am not selling you on it, strange that you interpret it that way. Just stating facts

And just like that, not a single solitary thing will ever be red, ever again

VIX?

>>53643297
I take all of my financial and life advice from John "Fathands" Rocker. He's the modern Peter Lynch.

>>53643357
Maybe I can sell you get poor quick schemes?

>>53643389
Im already a master of that

>>53643378
except your butthole courtesy of jerome "the jackhammer" powell

Let's not turn this thread into digital beanie babies discussion ok?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijOCwYuIvIw

“I would retire first. It’s the most hectic, nerve-racking city. Imagine having to take the [Number] 7 train to the ballpark, looking like you’re
[riding through] Beirut next to some kid with purple hair next
to some queer with AIDS right next to some dude who just got out
of jail for the fourth time right next to some 20-year-old mom
with four kids. It’s depressing.

“The biggest thing I don’t like about New York are the foreigners. I’m not a very big fan of foreigners. You can walk an entire block in Times Square and not hear anybody speaking English. Asians and Koreans and Vietnamese and Indians and Russians and Spanish people and everything up there. How the hell did they get in this country?”
John Rocker

>>53643406
people shill soxl and jepi here, come on, it is already one

>>53643406
>Someone made 20+m revenue from fucking beanie babies

>>53643422
Those are at least related to stock market. Crypto already has 90% of /biz/ board to advertise rugpulls for free.

NatGas bobos how we feeling?

i just think its hilarious how they are going to short all the way up to new ath

>>53643428
Hey, watch where you're pointing that thing

>>53643424
People can speculate on anything really. And what's interesting, they are always able to justify the value. Be it tulip bulbs, beanie babies or bankrupt company shares.

>>53642599
That's very cute.

>>53643343
I SAID DONT STOP

>>53643430

>>53642629
You haven't seen anything yet.
SOXL is going back to 80.

>>53643429
I would never shill specific shitcoins here, nor in the catalog, in contrary to the shills trying to hype their shitcos in here. Shilling specific tickers overall should be a permaban.
But if you are still under the illusion that the stock market and crypto are two different entities, lol. Wake up.

Cmonnnnnnn open the market already you stupid boomers waaaa i need to wake up waaaaaa I need a coffee. FUCK YOU IV BEEN UP SINCE 4AM YESTERDAY SO OPEN THE MARKET ALREADY show me the charts bab!! OPEN THE MARKET OPEN THE MARKET OPEN THE MARKET OPEN THE MARKET

>>53643430
feeling good, yesterday was grand, today will not close higher than 2.450

>>53643454
Still selling at 20

Bobros its not fair...

>>53643477
Oh, when's the reverse split?

>>53643455
They pretty much are very different. Not sure what you are claiming. I don't see any price correlation longterm (shortterm there might be since both are risk-on assets). Valuation is established in a completely different way and being able to value companies gives you an edge. In crypto all you have is TA and hype.

>>53643451
i mean i wasnt joking
todays a green day idiot
lol fuck yo puts nigga im rick jayymes bittch

>>53643512
COIN is finna dump. Can't explain that atheists.

Do I buy TSN?

>>53643518
coin is fake and gay like buttcoin or whatever dumb pretend money the kids have been hootin and hollerin about

>>53643454
for that to happen, you'll insane pe ration like 500 lmao

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

WTFWT

WTF WAS THAT

WTFWT

>>53643494
Don’t care will dump SOXL as soon as hits 20 and take my gains. Order is already in.

today we are crabbing

>>53643535
>>53643536
>>53643539
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Brothers of the SkyWater, will we hit $13 today?

RIP DXY. The south will rise again.

>>53643512
https://youtu.be/n4uhmetIV2o
BOOP BLIAT

>>53643496
>In crypto all you have is TA and hype.
And that is where you are wrong and only show that you either never looked into it beyond cramer and msm ad blogs or are just a boomer that has fallen into the wish that someday all the millenials, genx and zoomers will buy his bags because, reasons.
People, lot of people, put lot of capital into crypto, those protocols and companies on the receiving ends have business plans, incomes, costs revenues.... you can easily calculate p/e ratios in crypto and speculate on the growth potential.

WHY IS IT PUMPING?!!! I WANT TO BUY IN!!!!!

A WTF JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>>53643563
WTF?

>>53643559
its the perfect time to buy
you can still melt up
the spy is going to 600 dollars this year you know

FUCK YOU GOOGLE I HOPE CHINK SPYS STEAL ALL YOUR TECH

>>53643556
holy fuck you are a loser

>>53643563
A HOUSE JUST FLEW OVER MY WTF

>>53643576
holy fuck you hate to make money

When should I press the button?

I'll soon pay my bills in orange juice.

THREAD THEME пeдик
https://youtu.be/RhMYBfF7-hE

????

>>53643588
bills are imaginary
just dont pay them and you got stuff for free

>>53643588
Hey I need some to mix my kratum in, send a few barrels or whatever it comes in my way por favor

>>53643556
I work in IT and knew about blockchain for years. The mistake you are making is by connecting tokens traded on exchanges with the product.
All nodes that corporations use for their throwaway experimental projects are hosted using their own nodes that have nothing to do with the tokens you own.
The only case when your tokens go through corporate hands is when you pay using Visa with your crypto. But the reality is you're paying with USD with additional fees due to conversion.
And no, crypto are not securities like shares. They give you no rights to anything that company owns and are unregulated, which lures in biggest pajeet scammers in the world.
I'm done with this topic though. Please create a separate thread to shill crypto. Although I'm sure there is plenty of them already.

bros what's going on I thought google was going up not down

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>53643598
I'll buy cars and bitches with orange juice.

In all in with 400 shares of boil @ 5.88

Boo

>>53643607
google isnt really necessary in the meltup the meltup has no room for deadweight has been companies

I might have to stop drinking orange juice.

>>53643533
Based & checked

>>53643616
you will regret it, natgas wont close today above 2.450 and it will go to 2 before the spring start

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>53643616
Yikes

Algorithms ruined the stock market

>>53643625
its mostly just sugar anyway and not very good for you
just have regular water with maybe a lemon slice

crash this fake and gay market

>>53643606
you are an idiot and shouldn't make assumptions
>I work in IT
then go back to your cellar retard, IT niggers should for the most part be kept far away from anything economic or financial. You are monkeys
>you're paying with USD
lol, you really believe this don't you murricanfart
>crypto are not securities like shares
they are better, I can read the contract and check if it is immutable, in contrary to contracts able to be changed ad hoc posterior because some boomer with connections had his lunch eaten

>shilling crypto
what shitcoin am I shilling codemonkey

>>53643641
The Federal Reserve ruined the stock / bond market.

>>53643643
Bullish for my future diabetes though

>>53643477
I'm selling some at 20, but not much.

BUDDY CHECK COIN COMPUTER

yay

AYE YA’LL SOXS IS TRADING AT A DISCOUNT!!!! NOW’S YOUR CHANCE TO BUY BUY BUY !!!!!!!!

>>53643641
Just a taste of what is to come. Think of the algos influence on the stock market is what will happen to every other facet of our lives ones AI takes hold of it.

SPY $415 calls are going to make me so much money today.

>>53643590
My wife loves Little Big. Funny to see it posted here.
You're not her, are you...?

DISSNNNEEEYYYYYYY

>>53643643
It's natural sugar, and unlike water it has vitamin C and isn't contaminated with fluoride, chlorine, etc

meltup is back
>buy puts

Nice bull flag on SOFI.
I think it's going back to 25.

>>53643669
>natural sugar
doesn't matter for diabeetus, its all the same for your body

>>53643667
is trash
if walt were still alive hed be so disappointed at how bad they sodomized his company

typical random 10$ throw

>>53643670
Nice kicks bro

Whats this one called?

Lucky me I waited and didn't short Orange juice. I read world production, but that shit doesn't matter the slightest. The price only reacts to news regarding US orange crop.

>>53643665

YA’LL NIGGAS LISTEN TO ME SOXS WILL GET TO $99/SHARE BY END OF THE WEEK AND NOW’S YOUR CHANCE TO MULTIPLY YOUR CASH BY BUYING IT AT A DISCOUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>53643684
El bartito

it's really telling the only green we see now is in AH/PM. Also most bulls since late March 2022, and least bears since Nov 21

>>53643675
Not really, fructose can't be used by your muscles. It's stored in the liver. It's worse than glucose. Sugar is glucose-fructose (50:50)

just wait guys itll melt up soon
you know the routine by now
weak selling tiny red candles then BOOM massive green candles outta nowhere to new highs

What happened overnight to cause the pump? I feel like I missed some earnings or something

>>53643723
so orange juice gives you even more diabeetus than sodypop?

Bought $10,000 worth of SQQQ @ $33.70/share at open. Gonna DCA into next Tuesday's CPI print.
L I T E R A L L Y free money boyos, it's not too late to join me on the gravy train

>>53643731
depends on the soda
usually soda is still worse but sometimes it can be close

>>53643727
someone pushed the honk button

>>53643727
Asia

>>53643731
Don't know, but fructose is arguably worse than glucose. Why do you think burgers get so fat? You got that high fructose corn syrup. EU doesn't use it that often.

see? the morning selloffs are a joke these days
the market only goes up lol

>>53643715
>it's really telling the only green we see now is in AH/PM
durrr hurf durr.jpg

This chart today is retarded, what the fuck are these MM's doing today

>>53643727
Certain people wanted it this way, as it is in there best interests for whatever reason, that's all you need to know

>>53643765
were actually seeing a return to the bull market and the charts are behaving like bull market charts

uber to 40 bros push it

>>53643767
What's with that Pepe's nose? Is that the flag of Honduras as his hair?

>>53643758
BOOP!
https://youtu.be/R1JXxxm3thE

>>53643767
cool it with the antisemitism
/SMG/ stands for semitism general

>>53643620
Posting bobo isn’t going to magically make markets reverse you know.

Honestly I inverse whatever character gets posted, because I know that’s just sweaty autists who lose money trying to cope. Notice how we are ripping upwards and nobody is posting green Wojack or mumu? It’s because they’re too busy watching line go up.

>>53643553

13 today. 15 tomorrow. 30 monday after earnings

>>53643800
we can try

>>53642586
>$8 brokerage fee
fuck these jews

>>53643800
the only way you can safely say the market is going down is when you see near 100% correlation to the downside again
we havent seen that in a while
markets have been mixed as the deadweights like google and amazon are being sold off and all the money just goes into energy and financials
basically fagman is no more, big tech is irrelevant, and the market will continue to go up with a new class of mega market cap stocks

>>53643800

>>53642599
Do you have to hurt me so much?

>>53643553
whats wrong with the word rain?

>>53643800
Ha ha the moment you spoke a red explosion ahahaha

Cpi looks like its going to take a shit
I figure luxury goods will be hit hard
I almost bought puts on HOG (Harley Davison)
But then I remembered to inverse your every intuition and bought calls on spy instead

>>53643816
you decide to use a broker that fucks you after hour selling the data to some other jews

god damn I am so upset most engineering jobs aren't work from home anymore.

WATCH YA’LL NIGGAS BE WRONG AND PROVE ME RIGHT ABOUT SOXS. YA’LL HATE WHEN A NIGGA PREACHES BECAUSE YA’LL RACIST MFS!!!! IT’S AIGHT THO IMMA BE ROBBIN YA’LLS HOUSES TO BUY MORE SOXS LATER!!!!

.

soft landing? hard landing? ever considered NO LANDING?

DJX is at the top of it's range again. will it break thru today /smg/?

>>53643802
The Gods will be pleased.
>>53643823
You do not know our ways.

>>53643851
Cause im freeeeee
Freeee fallin

>>53643715
There's a concerted effort to weaken the dollar. Dollar weakness correlates to rising stock values. It's really not that surprising.

>>53643851
well to be fair were still in the air but were just gonna melt up through the fed cuz they cant do shit anymore

>>53643843
What’s it feel like to lose $100 every time you look at your portfolio?

Just wanted to say

Amazon on his way to 2 digits .

>>53643881
market is.... mega green not sure what youre aaaaaaaaing about unless its your dead puts

>it's a gap and crap episode

you HATE to see it we are closing down 2% min

>>53643887
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>53643887
Buddy, look at Coinbase computer

BUY SOXS NOW YA’LL!!! LET’S GO TO THE MOON TOGETHER WITH SOME ASIAN HOES THIS WEEKEND WHEN WE CASH IN OUR PROFITS AT $99/SHARE END OF WEEK. YA’LL MFS SHOULD BUY THE DIP!!!! BUY SOXS!!! BUY BUY BUY !!!!

>>53643839
it was easiest to use what the bank provides but i have to use a external service to avoid them also jewing for real time prices

>>53643900
look at the melt and up 500

>>53643887

>>53643886
Good

No Bezos no buy

is Credit Suisse being down 14% in one day a bullish sign?

>>53643911
credit who? i only pay attention to the xlf

>>53643911
No, but it reminds me I'm running out of swiss cheese

>>53643837
DCAing into SQQQ leading up to CPI print is 80% guaranteed to make you money

>>53643910
You got some benzos you say? I sure could use a couple of those if you got any to spare

>>53643916
filtered

>>53643919
>eating cheese
ew

>>53643911
Yes, completely.
Banks going bust, rising CPI in Germany, too strong job reports in the US and geopolitical tensions are all perfect macroeconomical reasons for the market to poomp as hard as it does.

>>53643911
>Down 70% YTD

Lol, lmao

Happy with my small conservative portfolio of 50% SQQQ and 50% BOIL

>2023
>NOT buying a bankrupt company that crashed 50% the other day
STAY POOR

SOXS shill!?!?!?

>>53643934
and that's a good thing, here's why!

t. Karen Goldstein-Cohen

>>53643942
smart money sold it for a reason

How the fuck is BBBY still a NASDAQ-100 stock?

>>53643945
Let him do his thing it’s pretty funny. Like our own little clown.

>>53643941
you completely bought into the news narrative and will get rekt, faggot.

>>53643911
Credit Suisse is such a shit bank the Citi bank of Europe it should have been dissolved in 08

>>53643957
it takes time for delistings to happen
and even then most companies facing it will just reverse split a billion for 1 anyway

>>53643972
cope n seethe bulltard

>>53643967
How's the shrooms bro? Nice blanket

wow tsla keeps climbing LOL

kind of regretting having sold some at 190

>>53643978
buy when others are gay af bobos ~ warren buffet

>>53643983
its a preview of what the entire s&p will be doing soon

Someone bake before I do.

>>53643991
i should be more pissed, its the first stock ive ever bought, and if i couldve gotten it the day i opened the account, i wouldve had it at 110, but it was at 160 by the time my check went through. at least i can be pleased that my instincts were right

DROP YOUR PANTS MUMU, ITS TIME FOR THE FUCKENING!
https://youtu.be/cdmhyEqCINM

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>>53642900
You're delusional, was it pumped? Yes, but they literally have numbers you retard

>>53644010
OH GOD TOP INDICATOR
MELTUP CANCELLED GET THE FUCK OUTTA YOUR LONGS EVERYONE

>>53644018
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>>53644018
>>53644020
Two seconds!

us markets are fucking insane compared to the flatlining euro market

>>53644018
>>53644020
YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB

>>53644028
Holy cope

>>53642712
i don't do options. theres no rush to cash out

>>53643908

>>53643670

Shit, this dude knows how to dress

FUCK I didn't buy Lidl shoes when dey came out.