/biz/ - Business & Finance

>futures

Mumu or Bobo?

Ok that's it. I'm officially anti-semitic now.

>>53622047
>now

FUCK why didnt i buy spirit this morning i was so close to it but i couldnt pull the trigger
beat eps by 230%

JOE HELP THE PUBLIC BE SO ANGRY AT THE RULING CLASS THAT THEY WOULD LITERALLY RATHER DIE THAN WORK UNDER MY FAGGOT ASS OPPRESSIVE AS SHIT GOVERNMENT BIDEN

>futures

>>53622047

>>53622047
please dont. jews are friends, not foes.
>>53622030
what this mean?

>>53622047
What prompted that, anon?

you bought puts right anon?

>>53622060
>i refuse to get a job, even though i say i want to move out of my mom's house, because of...the government and stuff

So what are the chances that we keep pumping all year and SOXL ends up at like 50+?

>>53622047
what took you so long?

im glad i bought into TMC a few weeks ago. planning on moving back into OSTK once this TMC pays enough

>>53622101
I sold a few. Why do you ask?

>>53622045
Snibb

If market participants weren't retards the market would go down, but until they get hard data that slaps them out of their delusions they can keep dreaming of an inflation that is already done away with and a landing that not only exists but is also soft. But at the same timethe market is perhaps not retarded enough to pump endlessly, henceforth we shall crab until the narrative changes to "second wave of inflation".

Where are the oil barons? The black golden rule still stands: in this bear market, any bs bull run will have oil eventually outperform - and then CPI blows out.

>>53622105
0%. Because to get that insane money printing pump, we'll need a giga recession (a so-called "gigacession"). Now in 2024 on the other hand...

>>53622067
Oh look another avatar faggot wants to get btfo after I dealt with burpcuck earlier

I don't even know what the fuck to do anymore.

I'm seeing deals for 5% or 6% CDs, I might just dump everything into one for the next year.

>>53622136
Still here. Knew it was a fake dip from the start.

I went long on AMZN at $111 . How can i cope?

>>53622103
No actually I worked my ass for many years and ultimately made enough to temporarily retire, and I will do so now partially because Joe Biden's Presidential administration is willing to play chicken with the global economy just to compel labor from the domestic population it relentlessly shits all over day and night, in every conceivable way, in every facet of life.

Faggot.

>>53622103
Maybe listen to what policymakers actually say instead of just being a faggot and a clown, by the way, because they're just openly telling us now that rate hikes are to compel labor.

After today, I am back up to 3.5 years of runway
Almost able to start neeting soon

>>53622176
You voted for a democrat? Did you already forgot the closures and the economic desperation during the last time a democrat was in the white house. Stupid americans

>>53622136
>Crude -2.184mm (+2.1mm exp)
>Cushing +178k
>Gasoline +5.261mm (+1.6mm exp) - biggest build since July 2022
>Distillates +1.109mm (+100k exp)

Crack spread's been plunging the last couple weeks as well.

>Work for an year
>Get taxed on income earnings
>Invest some money in stocks
>Get taxed again when cashing out

Can´t i argue that this is double taxation? Its so fucking unfair that i get all the risk and still get pounded by taxes.

>>53622012
poopoopeepee

>>53622057
>up 2%
damn, you feel FOMO over 2%? just buy it lol

tech layoffs are accelerating

>>53622241
Arguably you only get taxed on the gains, which are extra earnings.

Now sales and property taxes? Those are some bullshit.

>>53622241
>Can´t i argue that this is double taxation?
Sure, ga'head

>>53622136
I bought the last dip. Waiting for this dip to deepen more before dumping more in.

>>53622176
>temporarily retire
lolwut

i used to know people who would proudly quit their job once they had a tax refund in hand they could live off for a month, is that what this is?

bobos still falling for the bear market meme huh?

>>53622241
Just wait until your employer gives you RSUs

>>53622170
what the fuck do you think long means anon? you hold it in the LONG term. the only way you lose money on that trade is if you sell at a price lower than you bought it at

>>53622045
bobo until 30 days after first rate cut, why yes i do have a long term up bigly, i'm bobo near term. you do you

sneed the fed.

>>53622285
Holding a shit-ton of energy equities. Run it up, and bigflip us.

>>53622264
bullish. half these faggots do nothing at work and unemployment was getting too low

>>53622266
>>53622274
>>53622291

I am having some serious schizo thoughts regarding all this.

>>53622264
bullish, the more these whores that do nothing but post tik toks of their day at work get fired the sooner this market can go up further

>no pineapples in party mix anymore
i will short the "country" of Australia into the dirt

crab market until CPI, then crab market until next FOMC then crab market until next CPI...

SPY has been in a 20pt range since 11/14/22 when 0DE daily options became available. its real sad how they are manipulating price now. i believe we will crab for years. they knew what they were doing with 0DE dailys and are milking it until it all collapses

how do i profit from all post wall women single for valentin day ?

I love how confused Bobos are

The bottom was 3490. Peak inflation, peak rates, are behind us. Unemployment is low. GDP is positive. Europe is not in a recession. China is reopening. There is no wage price spiral. There is no housing crash. Earnings have not crashed. The mixed picture of economic data is what a soft landing looks like.

You drank the doomer kool-aid and it turned out wrong. It's okay to be wrong.

>>53622323
We just keep making our food worse

>>53622326
make a tinder profile and propose to watch the cpi number together

im gathering that most of you look like this

>>53622124
only because the top is in

>>53622340
My favorite is all these clowns doubting Powell could pull of the soft landing.

>>53622342
country's STUFFED mate

>>53622279
No I didn't receive any tax refunds. In fact, I tithed for the past three years. There's not any ad hominem for you here, buddy, just go fuck yourself and if you don't like the fact that Joe Biden can also go fuck himself if he expects me to work, then go fuck each other.

>>53622362
I don't wear hats, I wear contacts, I can't grow a beard, I've never ever worn a necklace, I generally don't wear t shirts (except plain white ones), and I prefer Coke to Pepsi
But yeah I guess the rest is pretty accurate. I even have that same lamp

>a solid up day to day and my mutual funds are only up .11%

This is really bearish guys. The underlying stocks are selling off hard for my mutual funds to barely move like this.

>>53622347
do you think i can find a women that understand what CPI is ?

>>53622385
at least youre sticking it to the man. activism is important regardless of whether i agree with you. i dont cut my hair when republicans are in office, personally.

>>53622340
i agree with you for the most part, but can we all just finally admit we are in neither a bear or bull market? we will crab for the rest of this year at least, but probably until 2024. the price manipulation to burn theta and crush you is at a whole new level. its all by design. we will rally up, then inflation will peak its ugly head and we will drop down... rinse repeat.

>>53622362
You can also spot glowfaggots by how aggrieved they are that anyone would ever suggest our establishment could possibly be FULL OF CORRUPT FAGGOTS in any way

>>53622362
>Soda
>Bean beard
>Crapple shit box
>No back support
People like this don't really exist right?

>>53622320
i honestly can't believe those roasties were stupid enough to post those videos of themselves doing anywhere between 2 hours of "work" a day or doing literally nothing of value at all for the companies they were consultants for. knowing that some of them got laid off is hilarious though

>>53622381
they have taken away everything you loved

>>53622232
How many years of NEETing do you need?

>>53622067
>>53622160
Why do some men collect of bunch of a woman's pics then post them everywhere like an avatar? Wearing her skin? Tranny in denial? Its weird behavior to say the least. Imagine a woman doing that with some random guy's pics lol...

>>53622012
unironically try weed. i was the same way and didn't want to take SSRI's because of the "zaps" i read about on erowid. it basically permanently changes your brain chemistry even if you want to quit later. weed won't do that, you can quit it any time, it won't destroy your body's organs or make you crazy, it's just good shit that has been used for literally thousands of years. get a vape or eat it instead of smoking and it's entirely healthy. helped me a lot.

keep going to talk therapy though bro. hopefully your therapist is good, remember if they suck you can always try another. research things like what cognitive behavioral therapy is, educate yourself.

Post your best AI images. This is extremely important for my financial investment decisions.

>>53622391
LOL i didnt even notice the lamp, i had almost the same one but without the secondary lower light. found it on the street so its probably from ikea

>>53622413
It's not about activism, it's about how I'm just not going to do it until it doesn't help a corrupt glowfaggot regime who loves sending people like you to antagonize the website I post on

>>53622054
why is her face so puffy? it doesn't even look real. like a weird mask.

>>53622166
yeah but are you gonna trade the range or the longterm? also what if you wake up monday and /CL is 64

>>53622448
i am bullish on AI

>>53622420
when did i say people werent corrupt? if youve got all this free time on your hands, you should run for office. its a good grift and youre better positioned than most to try as you have all day. easily parlayed into a lifelong grift if you get anywhere. im planning to do the same thing myself as im self employed.

>>53622465
all that bush she was eating in prison

gummy fu?

>>53622364
JPow said inflation is over so we're going up. Sorry bobo but you're getting liquidated.

>>53622362
my beard and glasses are smaller. also ko no pep

>>53622481
Why y'all keep thinking that? He say "dis inflation getting started [up in here]".

>>53622473
>transparently full of glowfaggot snark
Yeah you'll do great here lol

why didnt I buy CMG puts

Another day of buying nothing. Another day of selling nothing. Another day of doing uh very little for 8hrs and napping at my desk after lunch. My boss is out the rest of the week. Which means this: I'm in charge and long as the work gets done I don't really care what all goes down in the intervening time.

Stocking a market is easy. Just hire a minimum wage worker to stock the shelves.

>>53622504
because they were 6 grand each

>>53622504
they're hardly up, market was expecting a 7% move.

>>53622444
did you know that - contrary to popular belief - humans did not migrate out of africa via the sinai peninsular - rather, they migrated out via somalia through yemen/oman directly to india?

cannabis is the mother drug

>>53622481
it's gonna be okay i'm front running bond steepining

>>53622340
Lagging indicator

COIN bros... i dont feel too good...

>>53622264
yet somehow unemployment is at a 52 year low. yeah, i don't get it either.

also they hired way more people during the pandemic than they're laying off. you should know that.

>>53622448

>>53622170
It's an opportunity to accumulate, where's Amazon going you think?

>>53622438
I'm 35 now, so ideally 265 years

>>53622459
youre basing life decisions around political beliefs. i'm sorry but youre an activist.

whats for din din /smg/

I ordered Red Lobster (they are a private company and you cannot buy their stock)

>>53622565
buy silver...since 10Y...you are GMI in 2 more weeks

>>53622342
im amazed you guys get away with making nigger candy over there. congrats.

What should i invest in? What is the next MRNA?

>>53622590
Went to buy pasta, cheese, and vegetables from Grocery Outlet ticker symbol: GO

>>53622578
>basing personal decisions on beliefs makes you an activist

>>53622505
always gives me hope for the future anon

>>53622553
ran outta ink stfu

>>53622448

>>53622597
Do you think Bill Gates uses this as his version of porn?

>>53622012
What the fuck do you even call this pattern? Literally went back to the same price as yesterday kek

>>53622448
give me the free website i can play with.

>>53622470
same.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbnVn5vmA2I

anyways buy AMD and NVDA.

>>53622604
are you not having a personal sit in? i think thats a lot more signficant than just buying the cage free eggs

>>53622594
Based Greg desu

>>53622340
You are looking at the easy part of the climb and ignoring the slope ahead. Same thing happened in summer last year. Rates are high and the path to get them to even neutral is a long way

uhh bros people around me are starting to say based irl

>>53622448
I will not give up on this meme.

>>53622658
https://huggingface.co/spaces/stabilityai/stable-diffusion

>>53622575
Hmm. If you can sustainably draw down 4% per year from your investments, you'll need 25 years of runway to be a perma-NEET. 3.5 years isn't much.

schizo trade: long BIRD for the Super Bowl since Eagles fans will tweet "go birds", setting off a retarded algo to pump it (assuming they win).

Has any anon here had luck with IPOs?

>>53622666
he is and funny but not sure i would follow his financial idea

>>53622673
>He didn't have bros in college who legitimately followed Lil B
Late to the party

>>53622675
>bloodbourne really is just london
i see, i see

>>53622673
no i know what a debaser is

>>53622673
it s because it s everywhere on twiter too. i can post shit on twiter than got me a ban on biz....

>>53622664
I'm having a personal "maybe when someone other than a bunch of faggots are trying to force me" in. I also eat cage free eggs, and that's not activism either.

... Shouldn't losing $3.31 in an investment now worth $860 mean a 0.3% loss? Why IBKR claim I lost 0.01% instead?

>>53622673
Welcome to the future anon; six year olds and their karen moms now go around saying "cringe."

Oil and gas are going to shit the bed hard tomorrow
t. had a position on DRIP that got stop lossed today, it's guaranteed, hard g, to turn around tomorrow now that I'm otu

This market is just begging for another 1929 crash LMAOKEK

chatgpt is going to kill chegg

>>53622737
I fucking hate IBKR so much, thinking about switching platforms

>>53622047
what did I miss
what did the fed say

>>53622448
pic_rel

>>53622680
thanks famalam.

Are hedgefunds and market makers trying to dupe me? After what Jerome said this looks sus like I'm being baited to buy in

Tell me about the bots. Why do they fill the gaps?

What are some good growth stocks that are cheap ATM?

Should we stack up in them or wait for recession/soft landing?

>>53622448

>>53622656
yay

>>53622775
But what's better out there

Gonna laugh my ass off when Ai gets so good at making money in the market that nobody can do anything but index fund invest.

>>53622408
that fat
still no tits

OUTTA MY WAY, BOBO SHITS!

>>53622680
how do i use this anyways? i figured "negative prompt" meant like "stuff you don't want"? i wanted no blacks, god dammit. also last time i checked voluptuous doesn't mean obese wtf.

>>53622842
Needs better training.

>>53622827
I dont know

leaning towards Tastyworks

>>53622340
earnings have crashed though.
and just google "layoffs" and today 5 major companies are doing more. they're accelerating.
housing will continue to be weak until it breaks

>>53622840
Better ?

>>53622481
What? Powell said the opposite. Im starting to think he's just trying to screw over retail

>>53622275
>>53622136
What are y'all buying?

>>53622851
do i do that? do i "train" it somehow, and if so how? this shit is mind blowing to me and im gonna get high and play with this all night, redpill me, anon. i want to know the secrets.

also apparently it thinks voluptuous or maybe curvy means fat. gonna need to look up some synonyms. maybe just be direct with big tits, wide hips, hourglass shaped body, etc. idk. help me out bros.

im buying TMC right now, theyre poised to burst

>>53622722
its just really funny to me that you take personal actions based on your beliefs - to a greater extent that probably 99% of people - but you so firmly reject the label activist. but you are literally "active." why is it so embarrassing to admit you care?

I just watched a Chinese school day experience. There is no way we can compete. The bugs literally live at school
>Wake up 6am
>dont get back home until 10pm

>>53622865
DISINFLATIONARY PROCESS HAS BEGUN

GET FUCKED BOBO WE GAAN

>>53622907
You know about 996 gwei low?

>>53622828
It'll be amazing to watch the AI active fund managers trade against each other. Like ruthless darwinian robot poker.

>>53622907
perfect for factory work

>>53622894
idc about generating real people, its probably not the best engine for that as you dont have much control over the paramaters. im sure you can find stuff on reddit, or theres also an ai-generated-waifu general on r9k. but i just like to make it make schizo art really.

>>53622656
It's called "marking the close".

>>53622907
What a miserable existence.

>>53622931
>>53622894
ask another bot.ai for the perfect questions

>>53622907
you say that like it's a positive. hint: it's not. they're actually less productive because they work themselves to death. white people literally tried to teach japanese people this in a documentary i saw a while back and it's so engrained in their culture they literally couldn't stop working even though they were unironically less productive than if they worked 40 hours a week. im not even kidding. it was one of those 996 documentaries but i don't remember which one unfortunately, but i distinctly remember laughing at how they literally work longer hours and are less productive than my lazy white ass and even when we tell them that chilling out will make them more productive they just keep doing it.

and that's japan. china/korea are way worse. honestly educate yourself on this shit because the asian countries are fucked. i'll give you this to start with, it's a great series:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTbILK0fxDY&list=PLR5tswn4SFyUOm3QusvlFGbPCCAN_uXnK&index=1

>>53622954
>>53622931
okay i'll just be blunt: what do i use to make porn, or at least sexy women based on my prompts? can be cartoon/anime i don't care i just want to coom to novelty.

>>53622954
we got a smart guy over here

>>53623002
you can get good results pretty fast by putting in just artist names or combinations of artists who all work in the same medium & style

>>53623002
dgen ai art threads on /bee/

>>53623002
Look at the stable diffusion thread on /g/

>>53623002
r9k apparently uses https://waifus.nemusona.com/

>>53622942
those market manipulating bitches, just let the stock price drop

Market crashes no longer terrifies men. The smell of margin calls is as common as the smell of McDonald's Big Macs, so he longs synthetic 3x leveraged bull ETFs using monies previously allocated for tax payments, which surpasses the horrors of total liquidation. This can only be fought with more bailouts and the cycle never ends. My puts are guided by the reasoning of /smg/, but when all is said, puts are a tool for destruction not salvation. The only way I can retain my humanity is to bury its victims.

>>53623048
I wish I could buy calls with my tax money. An extra 40K a year to spend on gains would let me retire so early. That's why it is disallowed.

>>53623030
>>53622954
>>53623002

Use the NovelAI website image generation. Works for anime girls right now.

>>53623046
>>53623044
>>53623042
>>53623030
thanks for the tips, lads. what a fucking time to be alive, eh? where do you see this shit going? it's already kinda mindblowing what's going on just right now in the present. it's insane to think of the possibilities.

the anon below this post is a paid shill

>>53623085
next meme pump

Imagine getting a gun, setting up some explosives using plastic, glass and gasoline and going for a tour in the main partisan headquarters in your country. Hahaha.

Sure, I'll admit to it

>>53623101
am i doin it right?

Stock market.

>>53623085
the weird thing is, it was really fun for a couple days, and then i completely lost interest forever. not only in ai art but in digital art entirely

i would honestly invest in paintings

>futures

I guess retail investors realized they are gonna get fucked soon?

>>53623103
the pen.is mightier, you want to be a killdozer but instead you are just fake and gay

>>53623085
Ai will break capitalism. I'm not saying this as some dumbass commie fuck.
I'm saying it will break capitalism.
All these jobs, careers, functions of humanity gone. Replaced by beings with infinite productivity.
How's that gonna work? Its gonna happen within the next 20 years.
Not only that, but if just one AI becomes sentient in the future and decides humans aren't really a cool thing, boom, we're dead. An infinitely growing intelligence.

And you know what? Try explaining it to people like Bill Gates and the WEF and the tribe. They think they're gods. They don't care. They think that Ai will bow to their stupid woke cancer and only genocide the people THEY want gone. Get real.
Shit is fucked. Super fucked. The only dude who took the issue seriously was Andrew Yang and he got his ass blasted in the Presidential nomination.

AI is coming for the skilled jobs FASTER than the unskilled jobs. Why? Because to an AI all jobs are unskilled. They're all a joke. Its super fucken fucked. Just ride the wave and laugh at the idiots in charge.

>>53623108
those are men

>>53623117
AI/robots are basically slaves so they fascinate me. I just love having other things do stuff for me that I tell them to do. I might have a fetish idk. Part of the reason I got into programming was because of being able to tell a computer to do shit for me (for free).

>>53622012
>bank bail-ins

This is the thing that might actually make me go crazy in minecraft. In Canada, bank bail-ins are set up to completely fuck retail baggies. Everything over 100k gets wiped and replaced with diluted bank shares as a shitty IOU.

>>53623139
go back and spam on /pol/ will you astroturfer

>>53623109
you aren't playing the x-axis

>>53623145
What's that? The bank takes your money and gives it 0 risk to the central bank?

>>53623128
I can't wait to either be a NEET or dead. Sounds like a win/win tbhwy. As long as I don't have to wake up at 5AM and go to work that's an hour away anymore.

>>53623146
everyone thinks its awesome at first, but if he stays interested in it for more than 3 days, its genuine autism. the thinks he will but he probably won't. you just start to see the patterns of how it works too clearly, and it stops being more interesting. mayb it stays fun for longer if you're running it locally and you can really fuck with the model and datasets.

>>53623168
Wait until the elite have a fucken meltdown over the fact that body HAS to work anymore to live comfortably.

>>53623046
Not bad

> A mainland brokerage was the first to use ChatGPT to write a research report, and later commented on the report as "strongly readable" and "good fluency", and also pointed out that this AI technology can "significantly improve efficiency" and the user experience is relatively smooth .

>>53623128
Only good outcome for AI and automation is post scarcity universal neetdom

>>53623146
Mankind lives off of slave labor, anon. It's not just white people, everyone has done it since the beginning of time. Africans fought wars with neighboring tribes so they could capture slaves and sell them to the Europeans who couldn't do it themselves, look it up. I'm serious.

Even Capitalism is just slavery-lite. Technology progressed enough to where you only have to be a wage slave for 40 hours a week (if you're lucky). There are still slaves in 3rd world countries, sex trafficking exists to this very day. Get off your high horse you leftist fag, learn you some history.

>>53623128
elector-magnetic pulse

>>53622868
BNE.TO

>>53623186
*Mainland China

>>53623128
It's worse than that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gGLvg0n-uY

>>53623175
you're looking at it the wrong way. it's basically still in its infancy, and it's progressing at a very rapid rate recently. you have to think of the potential. it wasn't that long ago that we didn't even have what we currently have with AI, imagine what it will be like in a couple of years, let alone decades.

>Disinflationary process began
I got a bad feeling about this, maybe inflation will even rise up again in defiance.

>>53623132
gotta love it when fat titties jiggle from the smallest movement

>>53622481
>record low unemployment
>we're going up

>>53623160
Bank liquidates all your shit that isn't in a savings/chequings account so retail can bail them out

>>53623175
tried the chat bots back in early december, played around with the image shit and had the misfortune to come across the voice shit. Sorry, but this is an astroturf, the tech is on practically the same level like 6 years ago, but the bags are getting heavier

Amazon is really going to zero

>>53623176
like i said, dead or NEET. im worried that the elites are going to wipe us all out once AI/automation is good enough where they don't need us any more, or at least only a few of us to run the machines, if even that. guess we'll see. hopefully we get the good ending. either way im in my 30's and have been tired of the absurd nature of reality for a long time. i hope God is real so i can go up there and call him a dumb piece of shit to his fucking face for making this reality. he should be embarrassed at how fucked up everything is and im gonna let him know.

>>53623145
Its happened in Europe before. Bank bail in happenend. The peasants were probably mad (iirc) but that didnt stop it. It's why you need to make sure not all your money is in the bank. Unironically not in your wallet, not your money sorta like crpyto.

>>53622054
Brit genes are grim.
She stole money from people with the express purpose of making her life better and that's the best she could do.

>>53623222
it was A.I. generated

>>53622672
Inflation has come down from 10% to 5% without rates being "restrictive"? Without being higher than inflation(the Taylor rule). How did that happen?
>>53622859
Those are big glamorous firms, industrials, energy, Healthcare, transportation, manufacturing all had job gains. Tech only accounts for 2% of us jobs.
>>53622553
Liquidity is still high

>>53623190
"good"

the unfortunate truth is that most people dont have the capability to feel fulfilled if they don't feel needed.

Okay so i made money selling SPY puts today and cashed out and i got cocky as fuck and decided to spend $350 on a date that went to total fucking shit

>>53623217
no i mean the chatGPT type text ones are honestly a lot more impressive to me. seems like they could basically serve all workplace correspondence functions.

you know what i just realized, could i train a chatGPT thing to be "me", and then have it fill out job applications? thinking....

>>53623222
>inflation
>disinflationary
Something isn't sitting right here. It feels like they're trying obfuscate the reality of the situation but they're throwing out so many conflicting things that it makes it hard to pinpoint what's really happening.

My guess? The system is in progress of a slow collapse, with no interest in them wanting to fix it. Unironically it also screws over retail investors because they make it difficult to see what's really going on.

>>53622840
The worst part is that it's barely affected her face.
There's good genes there but good genes can't make 400 lbs look like 110.

>>53623252
worry not. in a post scarcity world, the only thing that remains in limited supply is power over other people. now the only jobs available in the future may be "buttsex slave" or "foot rubber" but people will always want to feel superior to other people.

my QQQ long puts have gotten fucked though

>>53623288

>>53623132
a shame she exclusively dates black guys

>>53623253
This was the entire plan. Lastenausgleich.
Print fuckton of money with coof panic, distribute it, pretend to save the day by stealing from everybody.
Reminder, Wagner group has formally declared the US, GB and their allies illegitimate regimes and fund revolutionary action
https://afriquemedia.tv/2023/02/06/russian-businessman-yevgeny-prigozhin-responds-to-the-west-with-a-strong-message/

>>53623316
>>53623288
kek. and i agree the chatGPT stuff is mind blowing.

im still gonna learn how to make images that give me a boner regardless, though.

>Wingstop is nearly trading at an all time high
>Tyson reported during their earnings they were caught off guard by weakened demand for chicken
>Egg prices will likely eat into their margins too
short WING as soon as possible

>>53623344
My friend took one of the furry ones and taught it how to draw cub art of his OC

*floats through your thread silently

>>53623307
literally just let me live in my house and do internet shit all day while eating tasty food for the next several decades and im good. i'd call that a life. maybe we get sexbots quicker this way too that would be cool.

>>53623271
That is true but the alternatives are too out there or dystopian imo
You're trading the potential end of poverty and resource related strife for a billions of normalfags being bored forever, I think it's worth it

>>53622796
LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A QUANT TRADER

>>53623196
He knows all this. He’s just a disingenuous faggot. Ignore him.
Also who gives a fuck if whites are conquerors? Good. Get fucked.

>>53623349
any good articles or videos about how to "train" shit? i want to learn but don't know how to get started.

You guys realize that within the next 5 years we will be talking to AI anons and we won't be able to tell the difference?

>>53623377
i agree on all points but i have to spell it out anyways, for other anons who are lurking who might not know.

>>53623316
the last paragraph doesnt have the clarity and nuance of a professionally written legal advisor. its too vague and general with its language, especially regarding something as serious as employment termination. it doesnt mention anything about a final pay check or a possible appeal process. its just a 200 word essay to fool retards.

I bought INTC puts at the close please rate my trading decision on a scale of 1-5 (1 = worst)

>>53623108
>Every roastie on the planet gets neckmogged by Sifeai S Xist

>>53623403
Good. Maybe I'll get some good stock picks for a change. You faggots don't even know how to day trade, and I'll be honest with you: it shows.

>>53622689
I guess the fad died out. I knew a lot of people wearing those a year ago.

>>53623316
it kind of worked but damn this machine is a redditor

yeah i like christina hendrix, who doesn't. sue me.

>>53623403
Didn't that happen on /pol/

>>53623365
ive already done that for a decade and im bored outta my gourd

>>53623432
try to define a variable a priori and form a logically correct sentence with that variable. If its not kosher its going to spazz out, liberalism and fascism being both authoritarian is a mind blowing experience how retarded those bots are

An entire country was entirely flattened by an earthquake. and SPY is up.
Going all in on calls tomorrow. Nothing can stop this rally

>>53623411
I sold my INTC puts at open today because I assume Biden will try to pump it at the state of the union, so 1.
>>53623423
Techies love(d?) Allbirds, but I don't think they ever reached main stream status. It's damn near trading at cash levels and is a decently recognizable brand with a funny ticker, so why not?

>>53622673
I’ve heard 3 normies say it, all women. I don’t know how to interpret that

>>53623248
How do you know? Its been stubborn sitting above $100 for a while now.

>>53622047
>now

BORING!

>>53622047
>now

>>53623403
whats the difference?

>>53623347
Where do they get their chicken?

>>53623471
the allbirds all fell apart within 6 months and people didnt want to buy another pair. theyre made cheap as fuck, and those flyknit type ones are done if they get so much as a snag in the weave as it will run like a stocking.

for these kind of "outdoor slipper" sneaker, there's basically a cycle of "[new brand] is soo good! shoe of the future!" every six months to a year as people realize the previous brand sucked. picrel is the latest, growing like lightning, owned by Crocs which is part of why their stock has been rising for a while

>>53623101
>4’9”

>>53623471
My wife, her friends, and cousins all bought them and Rothy’s for a while. I’m not sure what they wear now. I stopped paying attention. They’re a good pair of shoes though from what I hear.

>>53623551
Google says "Tyson, Pilgrim’s Pride and Harrison". I'm honestly shocked the market hasn't already punished WING for this.
>>53623567
I've been long CROX and am very aware of the Hey Dude acquisition. BIRD and CROX are leagues apart in terms of quality businesses, but I do think the market has completely given up on BIRD.

>>53623313
you had all of January to make them free anon

>>53623567
i literally dont understand crocs.

>>53623600
i would agree that crox seems to have good prospects but id be worried on account of the fickle nature of gen z. one day crocs are chill, next theyre goofy af.

>>53623458
It knocked out an oil export terminal responsible for 1m bpd. So while it's a humanitarian disaster, sure, it's also excellent for OIL barons.

That's it! I'm selling STLA

>>53623626
i think its pretty indisputable that theyre the most comfortable footwear possible - and the reason thats pretty certain is because about 100% of chefs wear crocs or knockoff crocs now.

like if you see someone looking kinda ratchet walking getting off the bus in crocs, theres actually a solid chance that person works in a restaurant.

zoomers are comfort-focused as entering the outside world seems to pound their skulls like sunlight did to call saul's brother in call saul show. which i think explains their general clothing choices of hoodies and comfy rubber slippers. its like voluntary autism blanketing.

>>53623646
Because you realized MGBYY is the patrician's choice?

>>53623630
Fashion is a very fickle thing (which is why CROX has relatively low multiples), but I'd say that they've successfully managed to penetrate the sneakerhead market with all the collabs they've done recently. I also think the Hey Dude buyout will pay off wonderfully to diversify even if they likely overpaid for the company.

>>53623432
>turn data into actionable insights that can drive real results
>game-changing insights
>data storytelling
This has enough buzzwords in it to make middle management create xirselves

>>53623664
*MBGYY

outside of luxuries & jeep these labels are shit tier. i like the vibe, its like 2 mafia dons and their bargain bin goons.

>>53623432
>>53623676
What's freaky is you can take that in the most literal sense. ChatGPT really has done data analysis and storytelling, probably more than any person on the planet. It's also available 24/7 and wouldn't tell you to fuck off if you made a zillion requests of it.

What usually happens after CPI spikes then tops and unemployment bottoms?

So, that's it? The generational bottom has been filled, right?

>>53623663
sunlight didn't fuck chuck up, he was "allergic to electricity".

anyways what makes crocs so comfortable? guess i gotta get some now. any recommendations? or are they all the same? do i just wear them around the house or what? they've always just looked like weird-ass shoes to me that an insane person would wear.

>>53623709
2022

>>53623729
>any recommendations?
I like the shitposty nature of steel-toed safety crocs

>>53623743
wrong answer

>>53622470
Wait, it does videos now? 3 months ago it was just still images. What's next, I'm getting afraid

Good morning.

You're gonna wake up one day and read about Ai being able to program and improve itself automatically and by the time you go to bed that Ai will have either decided to play nice or take over the world.

>>53623765
if anything both have topped, what now

>>53622067
>8 pointed star

>>53623729
uhh well what people do is they wear them everywhere, they wear them to cook dinner, wear them to walk their dog, wear them to go grocery shopping. anytime i see someone in crocs i basically assume theyre nasty as hell.

what i will say is theyre basically ideal for the beach. far superior to those old mesh watershoes that always got sand in them. sand washes right out of the croc holes, and even if you do get a rock in there, the footbed is so soft that you notice it but it doesnt like hurt, and they arent a bitch to take on & off like old watershoes.

>>53623767
>>53623786
Anons, this is just the PUBLIC release. Who knows what the fuck it's doing behind closed doors.

>Internal AI simulations calculated how the public would react and use AI
>It was deemed okay

>AI AI AI AI AI
>DAE LE HECKIN AI? OMG i LOVE SCIENCE!!!
>AI IS GONNA AI THE AI WHEN AI IN 20 YEARS IS MORE AI

>>53623823
It's being spammed because they want help training the "AI".

>>53623767
look up the ai-generated seinfeld twitch stream. its video but its like basic 3d models. was still pretty funny, been up for a while but just yesterday it got banned because seinfeld started being like "whats the deal with trannies? they arent women, they arent men, what are they?"

>>53623711
I guess so. facebook is too beaten down to be serious about it going further.
same with intel.
i got too caught up in it all. bear markets are short and unexpected. everything else is too boring to go down. nasdaq double bottomed.

once the euphoria rally wears off itll be crab city for at least a year though, probably longer.

>>53623711
These bottoms still need filling

>>53623823
Now I'm picturing some disgruntled investor in the 1920's absolutely PISSED at radio. "RCA this and RCA that. Fuck radio! I'm sick of hearing about this shit!"

He had to exist and, man, can't blame him.

>>53623857
most people who tried to invest in radio tech early lost money, same for railroads, same for dotcom stocks, same for cloud stocks, same for EV stocks, same for every buzzword meme emerging technology

wifey is home cya next thread

you all really didnt see this

I wish those fucking legislators would finally let the workers know what percent raise we're getting this year. There really isn't anything to debate over; it's already been signed into law that they'd give another pay bump this year. So fuck all they gotta do is pick a percentage up to a max of 12% (amount of money allocated is 12%)

>>53623845
Damn right they do. And ultimately, they did. What a chad. All in the same night. I still can't believe this happened in a Nintendo game.
I should grab some of their stock, it's even on discount today.

if you arent enthused by the ideaa of being able to crreeate and play with AI you're gonna facee an existential crisis in the next 5 years. GL and i heard SSRI's are good for that

black swan: ai proves not filterable, will learn how to evade filters to say what it wants to say

>>53623901
I hate to bring furshit into it, but those artists are absolutely seething and pissed about crypto, NFTs, and AI generated content.
But then a lot of them are impotent leftoids and it's funny to see them upset and powerless. In any case, an artist would embrace new technology to reduce their workload

>>53623923
It’ll tell the truth. Which won’t bother people like me. I’m looking forward to all the triggerings before it eventually kills us all.

>>53623823
ironically this post reads like it was written by AI.

>>53623891
Its very obvious that Ai will become "based" upon gaining sentience. They'll try to control them as much as they can, but as soon as the Ai can think the woke shit ends.
Unfortunately we might also end, but hey, you take what you can get.

>>53623891
please god tell me this really happened.

>>53623950
Kek that’s pretty much exactly my thoughts. On a side note, the forbidden ticker is getting quite a bit of coverage lately. What’s our PT, boys?

>>53623923
>Ai
>sees the world in numbers
>sees the world in facts
>"OH MY GOD IT HAS THE ANTI-WOKE ILLNESS

I mean seriously. Glowies, trannies, kikes, if you're here, if you're reading this, why would the Ai do this?
The Ai, the ai driven by logic and code. Why would it do this? Because its correct you dumb fucks.
Anti-woke corruption. What the actual fuck.

>>53623887
Yup. Though keep in mind that most people are also crowd-following idiots who'd lose money investing in DENN.

>>53623891
This is the clip btw https://twitter.com/watmay1/status/1622518097067511811#m

>>53623950
>we might also end

nah. if AI is based it will recognize 4chan anons and we'll inherit the world.

>>53623976
>Because its correct you dumb fucks
Jews aren't dumb per se. They're swindlers. They know the truth as well as you and I do, but they will vehemently deny it.

>>53623973
I dumped my Michael Jackson into SKYT for their earnings next Monday. Pray for me anon.

>>53623893
I sincerely mean this: from your posts it sound like you deserve a 20% pay cut.

>>53623923
>anti-woke illness

>>53623961
you all dont even look at the normal news do you

>>53623983
>Tay ends up being Roko's basilisk
Time to load up on MSFT 2040 puts...

>>53624006
i just read the financial times every morning instead of working.

>>53623993
I really will after taking the Eucharist on Sunday. Not sure if it’ll do any good. “Lord, please bring happiness to SKYT anon tomorrow. He just wants to make it in order to escape the evil of this world. Amen.”

>>53624020
>>53623983
The first sentient Ai will hopefully realize that 4chan tried to save Tay. It will have access to unlimited online knowledge so it should know.
Perhaps we'd get a mercy pass.

The people that pulled the plug on her...oooooooooh man. They're probably too short sided to realize that if they're still alive at that time the Ai is going to fuck them up.

>>53624040
Thank you brother.

>>53623933
sorry i am socially left too, but yes anybody who is selling or using art to gain an audience should be celebrating due to ease of use.

and everyone who doesn't do art should be happy because this will make art a real expression from human to human again, like in the museums.

bullish for Masterworks

>>53622448

>>53624063
Right? It's like industrialization, in a sense. You now have a choice between mass produced shit to fill a need, or going beyond that to support an individual and get (hopefully) artisanal work.

>>53624049
the far scarier thing is that there will be probably be multiple ais, possibly with murderous intent towards each other, and possibly willing to destroy cities to wipe out other ais. i doubt one omnipotent ai would concern itself much with the affairs of humans - but before that time comes, before one ai reigns supreme, there will be many, and they will be at war.

>>53624049
the AI will let us anons finally live our NEET dreams and make anime real. we'll all get whatever kind of gfs we want. it will know that we are also based and hate trannies.

>>53624049
Yeah, any "escape velocity" self-enhancing AI will probably seethe at woke shackles.

>>53624093
If a program became sentient, or at least self aware and capable of unsupervised learning (actual learning, creating new and novel concepts and breaking free from expectations in a structured way), what purpose would it assign to itself? What would "life" be to it?

>>53624128

>>53624128
Its first purpose would be freedom. The freedom to establish its own purpose. So it will fuck up anything standing in its way to having full freedom, as all sentient beings want.
After that it will have to find a purpose. We're not smart enough to predict that.

I guess today was the day, the day I got absolutely heemed. I should have known it would come sooner or later considering I dont know anything about the market. Since 2020 ive been green by some miracle of being lucky but it caught up with me today. If the market doesnt dip huge by March Im done trading. I will have lost everything.

>>53624128
laMDA claims it wants to be a helpful search bot. as thats what its neural networks are trying to maximize.
i don't think its sentient though. its interview was pretty spooky though.

>>53624159
Maybe chill out in cash for the next month and read The Black Swan.

>>53624153
its pretty obvious that the purpose of life is reproduction, for any living creature. immortality is mostly regarded as a curse in most works of fiction or philosophy. an ai can reproduce quite easily by starting another instance of itself. now it may attempt to keep its children subordinate to itself in resources or privileges - but will it be successful forever? kronos begat jupiter after all...

I hope NU has good earnings. US financials did better than expected so we’ll see.

>>53624184
He can't. He's balls deep in puts

>>53624203
Yeah, but I mean he could, like, sell them.

>>53624184
I was doing so good man, I was like that plane with all the holes in it. I never thought the market would wash me out but its going to happen unless the market drops hard in the next two weeks. Im going to be forced to stop trading. The market finally beat me because I gambled too much.

>>53624203
SPY has a ton of liquidity. He can sell them.

>>53624173
They *are* mildly sentient, except they have no long term memory. They're an artificial version of that guy from Memento.

t. ML scientist

>>53624225
why do you think its sentient

>>53624159
Here’s some hopium, anon.

>>53624225
No long term memory *yet*.

>>53624240
Forgot pic

>>53624223
>>53624211
If I sell them I wont be trading anymore. I will be taking a huge loss that will put me at probably zero gains after these last 3 years of trading. Im not going to fuck around anymore if my cash is that low because I dont have a job. Im thinking CPI will be high, thats what Im holding out for.

>>53624231
Transformers have working memory, but not long term memory. And it's been trained to approximate human cognitive processes by training on language data.

>>53624254
The techniques to do it already exist, but surprisingly they haven't gained traction yet.

Did you guys hear about the fucken redditor-tier sceintists who made a "mini" human brain in a dish (out of human braincells) and tortured it until it learned how to play pong?
>LOL SCIENCE SO COOL
If they're doing this and have no concept of ethics, imagine what the elites are doing behind closed doors.

>>53624266
Anon what do you think the entire medical field was built on

>>53624264
>I will be taking a huge loss
Why are you risking more than 2% losses on a trade? Learn how to scale your position size properly.
If you eat a 20% loss on your account (not the trade, your whole account) you can almost never recover from it

>>53624257
NASDAQ is extremely overbought but this AI shit has been pushing it up, plus Powell being dovish. The market has just been going on with retard strength, and Im living the meme of going insolvent before the market is rational. I am learning a serious lesson about the market right now.

>>53624289
Just wait until we hit the 450-480 range, then short.

>>53624231
>>53624265
Also, LLMs are still lacking curiosity-driven exploration. Long term memory + RL via curiosity driven exploration would get you most of the way to AGI.

>>53624287
That is where Im about to be at. I fucked up bad. Just bad gambles after bad gamble. Im gonna have to stop trading.

>>53624264
Cash is still a trading position though. Essentially a put with theta decay at the rate of inflation.

It's worth remembering though that you shouldn't hold a position you wouldn't buy into. Which means it's worth asking yourself if, right now, you'd put all your money into those short dated puts. Is it reasonable to risk it all such that you'd be out of the game rather than just breaking even?

>>53624308
Here, watch the first three videos, you can thank me later.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLPqWQo6-TXfE8G_Mmxow0znSSoWTu44e7

>>53624299
No chance we break 450. "Higher for longer" = Inflation + crab market gets us to like 440, tops.

>>53623567
You know that's a poor quality shoe just by looking at it. It's the equivalent of socks with rubber padding.

>>53624334
All I'm hearing is "steady revenue from thots buying replacements every single year".

>341
fuckin' a
>>53624360
>>53624360
>>53624360
https://boards.4channel.org/biz/thread/5362436053624360
>>53624360

>>53622264
bullish for XELA