/biz/ - Business & Finance

JANNNIESSSSS

i hereby ban nonwhites and members of the jewish faith from investing

>down 12 bucks on the five aapl share I bought today
aw shucks

>>53618056
scoopsies you got some explaining to do!

I am yours
You are mine
You are what chu are

No holocaust people allowed
if your a person of holocaust descent pls leave ty

>>53618056
I got back into the market middle of last week and I’m down on everything I’ve bought into so far. Thinking I’ll just be a bobo from now on.

FUCK YOU JANNIE NOW THE MARKET IS RECOVERING WITHOUT THE BURP ANON POSTS YOU RUINED IT

>>53618056
i'm watching the jews swing a stock of mine with such a spread that it's moving $400 per trade

>>53618051
Thank you for saving humanity
Also, fuck jannies!

>janny pov: jpow nuked your stocks and you have to clean up burp posts - FOR FREE

>>53618033
Fuck off burp faggot.

>>53617934
>>53617934
>Why don't they learn their lesson
They can't

What a beautiful fakeout. Not gonna lie that pump was pretty frustrating.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS RE YOUR FREN

what is Cramer's trick? how can one person be wrong so often?

>>53618051
>i hereby ban nonwhites and members of the jewish faith from investing

But we are all white presenting here.

>>53618033
Are these good gambles, sers?

>>53618033

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>>53617231
>>53616044


told you guys he was eating crab. Delicious!

>>53616199

what's your endgame bobo?

CRAMERS TRICK MUCH LIKE ME IS HES ALWAYS WRONG BUT HE MAKES SURE TO PROFIT OFF OF IT

>>53618108
>this
>nuked
My how bears have fallen
Bobo are you actually ok?

>>53618123
I'd rather scroll past 100 burpfag pics than read a single one of your gimmick shill posts.

9 new subscribers at $15 a piece in under 20 minutes. Thanks for playing /smg/

>>53618125
He is a character on TV the reacts purely to emotion of what the market is doing at that moment

DXY positive
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mxw8xg1lpp4

I bought BOIL

I bought SQQQ

Where the fuck is that faggot last thread who kept blabbering about "muh dovish" "muh soft language". Holy shit KEK

>>53618135
>Bobo are you actually ok?
Im shorting COIN ser

>>53618119
Kek how does it keep happening

>in the middle of writing 1-2 paragraphs
>Jannie decides to nuke the thread
Whatever you aren't paid, it's too much, because you really suck at your fake job.
Anyways, to anon who posted this post in pic, semi-permanent lurkers who rarely post because, in my case, of an unholy combination of retarded jannies, avatarfaggots, tripfaggots, and namefaggots like myself do appreciate informed posts that get drowned in a sea of nothings, and did take bearish positions accordingly to prepare for unending rate hikes, particularly after the 500000 jobs added in January. Best of luck in the coming business year.

>>53618142
it's all fun and games until you get doxxed to.

I say instead of waiting to all get doxxed let's just meet up in Vegas.

What the fuck happened to the last thread?

why are threads and posts randomly getting deleted
what the fuck is going on

and there's still the stock buyback tax tonight mumu, you might not wanna wake up tomorrow

>>53618142
>Whoring out your wife for 15 USD

Lel

>>53618173
WE MELTED UP...... THEN WE MELT DOWN
NOW WERE MELTIN SIDE TO SIDE

>>53618174
ai janny gone rogue

>>53618163
yeah no one cares about your $400 bet

>>53618173
>>53618174
Some retarded posted a ton of photos of his fat wife.

>>53618155
Nvn. As you were bobo.

>>53618173
Too much brap porn

>>53618170
I keep from getting fixed by rarely spamming. I wait until /smg/ is at it busiest (jpow announcements and such) and then I strike. Plus belly posting really does change the market in the direction I want.

LISTEN CLOSE BECAUSE THIS IS YOUR ONLY CHANCE TO EVER MAKE IT IN FUCKING LIFE
TAKE YOUR ENTIRE PORTFOLIO AND BUY 0DTE CALLS RIGHT NOW IF YOU EVER AND I MEAN EVER MAKE IT IN YOUR FUCKING LIFE

>>53618173
Apparently it's easier to nuke the whole thread than delete a dozen or so posts.

>>53618170
this
and since we already know he's okay with pimping out his wife, how bout giving us a go at those fat tits?

>>53618153
see
>>53618133

>>53618174
because burp anon made the thread and posted nudes and got banned. So all his post were deleted which one of which was the OP so if the OP gets deleted entire thread is deleted. But don't worry burp anon has 3 different devices all with different IPs to post from so he is still available to post with us.

>>53618181
stfu harbnigger, we're down like half a percent and the bond market is fucking collapsing.

WTF?? Why is the market dumping on literally no news?

>>53618205
>HARBNIGER

>>53618132
Driving the SPY down to its fair value of $0.00

>>53618214
Because bulls last copium was that JPow would be dovish.

>>53618212
>>53618181

>LETS GO DIXIE
>104
>LETS GO DIXIE
>104
>LETS GO DIXIE
>104


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxw8xg1lpp4

Kek, get rekt burpsimp. Feels good to be the hero to take that simp cuck down.

>>53618142
So you didn't learn your lesson, cuck. Well let's do this again then.

>>53618208
These fucking jannies are getting so damn lazy, gookmoot should cut their pay.

>>53618214
>Why is the market dumping on literally no news

why was it pumping on no news

>>53618214
>WTF?? Why is the market dumping on literally no news?

Today's theme:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uHwVnNBQaIg

>>53618211
Well said

>>53618224
0? nah
we want the spy to pay you to own it

>>53618225
He was. The worry here was him dickslapping the market on account of loosening financial conditions in light of the 500k jobs. That's gone now.

What happened?

>>53618243
It literally does that in the form of dividends you stupid harbnigger.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_JcBnKiMb0

REPENT
>verification not required

>>53618225
That shit wasnt hawkish at all
He basically couldnt have presented a better outlook for bulls

I bought WBD

(harry potter game is gonna set some fuckin records i tell ya hwat)

>>53618240
Based fellow GBV enjoyer

There is literally no reason for the market to be dumping right now.

>>53618205
well shit that was easy
todays been the easiest daytrading of my life
thanks nerds im gonna go bang my braphog now

>>53618258
Why it dumping then

*burps*

I just burped in your thread.

FAQ
>What does this mean?
The amount of jannies (faggots) in this thread and 4chan account has increased by one.

>Why did you do this?
There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be deserving of a stinky burp and therefore a janny infestation. These include, but are not limited to:

Shitting in the street,

Spreading incorrect information,

Shilling lazy scams.

>Am I banned from the /biz/?
No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional burp, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy.

>I don't believe my thread deserved a burp. Can you un-burp it?
No. I cannot un-burp. My judgement is perfect and clear. Regardless, if you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to 4chan PMs within several seconds. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of burp appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

>How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
Accept the burp and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on /biz/. I will continue to burp in your threads until you improve your conduct. Remember: 4chan is hell. You can check out whenever you want and for however long you want. But you can never leave.

the real test is whether or not vix breaks 20

>>53618228
>>53618146
Confederate soldiers are rolling over in their graves. DXY is deadcatting.

>>53618266
Factors outside of Jpow

>>53618253
Nothing. There was no news.

>NVDA: +1.81%

>>53618242
Simps really need to be genocided, no joke. I pray that the lands of Islam conquer the weak simp West.

>>53618260
Elden ring set the bar too high. It's killing the gaming industry.

>WOAH IT'S GOING UP
>WOAH IT'S GOING DOWN
>i-it's back to where it was this morning

you bobos and mumus WILL KNEEL before the true king. every gigapump will be followed by a gigadump, and vice versa. there is ONLY SIDEWAYS

>>53618275

Don't fight the dollar chud

>>53618230
i hope jpow gets their jobs cut!

>>53618276
Like what benchod?

Niggers are trying to pump it
Quickly, fill up some call buys so that they have more liquidity to dump on

>>53618305
I can and I will. I've got heavy hitters like Janet Yellen and Christine Lagarde on my side.

slurping xela

.$.07 stock w/ 8 million market cap with over 1 billion in revenue. bonds bought up on secondary market for pennies on the dollar. vol froze mid-day indicating possible ATM close-up

spin-off merger with CF announced for over 20x the market cap. should be OCGN level epic when it went from .18 to $18 (i made a lot of money)

>>53618051
>i hereby ban nonwhites and members of the jewish faith from investing
Except me
your boy Jerry C
In all of SMG
I rock the biggest PP

>>53618305

BIPPIDY
BOPPIDY
BOOP

HARBY IS A JEW

Guarantee we go green before close, most retarded market ever

What was the line that sent it back down? I went to take a piss and came back to the market being down?

My next short target? The United States of America.

>>53618330
>spin-off merger with CF announced for over 20x the market cap
Why the fuck would a fertilizer company want to merge with them?

>>53618147
Tempted i cannot believe how retardant Powell is. On this timeline we’re about to see forced conscription for masses of leddit brigades getting slaughtered on the Eastern Front.

>>53618327
>babushka hobbit
>WEF crony

vs. the eurodollar debt system? BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>>53618343
Not this time

>>53618033
shill me underrated low-cap stocks that could pump BIGLY in the next 1-3 months
hard mode: no SKYT

CTRM is comfy today

>>53618345
NO NEWS

>>53618282
They deserve to lose their money. They lose their money. I like to see it, kind of an example of natural selection.
>>53618299
Options merchants win again (as well they should)
>>53618345
"Still rate hikes that haven't been priced in yet"
Finally Powell said something not totally milquetoast

I’m receiving a burpjob in this video

DOW to 37000
SPX to 4700
AAPL to 170
Powell will get his soft landing anon. Just trust the plan.

This market is cumming dust. We need some news to precipitate a tank. Till then crabsvare fully in control.

>>53618299
crabfags are that kid that invents new rules in yugioh so that he always ends up on top
>pot of greed is actually legal, faggot

>>53618359
And who do you think cracks first, a serious system of men concerned about losing their money or crazy women in charge of money printers?

>>53618372
Why are you ok with everyone seeing your wife's fat tits?

no news, no movement, simple as

???

WHY IS TESLA DUMPING ON NO NEWS??????

>>53618363

Natural Gas is doin sumthin

I'm a goy, he's a goy, she's a goy, we're all goys, hey!
I'm a goy, he's a goy, she's a goy, we're all goys, hey!
I'm a goy, he's a goy, she's a goy, we're all goys, hey!
I'm a goy, he's a goy, she's a goy, we're all goys, hey!

>>53618367
>They lose their money. I like to see it, kind of an example of natural selection
More importantly they deserve to lose their life, if it can be called that.
>>53618388
"Hey cuck why are you a cuck"
Kek

>>53618374
there actually is news, the market is just having a delayed reaction to it due to some weird high volume option activity

>>53618388
Because it gets her subs. Why would I care if some retard wants to look at her tits online.

>>53618391
Daddy needs new shoes.

>>53618391
Are we just pretending it wasn't a jerome day

>>53618382
what printers do they have?

Yellen gets cockblocked by the GOP

Lagarde gets cockblocked by Italy-Greece-Spain-Portugal

>>53618359
>>WEF
Good news. We have someone who wants to make an ANTI and opposite WEF.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=L_cjujecPsE&feature=shares

Fucking algo traders man.

>>53618268
You really just need to stop anon... You and your wife are fucking gross and degenerate. She’s making less than a stripper and you’re doing some nasty weird fetish porn and not even making a lot of money. If anons were able to find the pig ass poster I’m sure you’ll be much easier to doxx than that faggot. I don’t wish you any bad but it’s fucking gross and you’re actually here bragging about it like it’s some kind of achievement.

> let the bodies hit the floor
> let the bodies hit the floor
> let the bodies hit the floor
> let the bodies hit the
*ting ting*
FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

when line go up?

moses on a sand dune what is happening with this crazy old market?!

>>53618419
if the bodies are hitting the floor why are my puts losing value?

>>53618414
You replied to one of my fans. All I would have to say to you is seethe harder

>>53618398
>Hey cuck why are you a cuck
>>53618400
>Because it gets her subs. Why would I care if some retard wants to look at her tits online
but how far into degeneration will you slide down the hill? What's happens when some fan wants to do a meet and greet? What about when a fan wants you to watch?

>>53618372
STOP IT OR THEYLL NUKE US AGAIN I WANT TO LIVE

>>53618404
The GOP hasn't had balls or cared about the dollar since the 90's.

Lagarde will just print new labels for those bonds so they're labeled German and Dutch debt. Done.

>>53618423
its going up right now

>>53618432
Imagine placing puts on the only shit in this whole clown market to actually go up.

Oil up = reinflation. Higher for longer.

>>53618438
>What's happens when some fan wants to do a meet and greet?
Yep them their best and just sit back and watch the money flow into onlyfans. You think people haven’t asked before?

We are recovering.

>>53618348
CF the bank. They did the rumble IPO and many other big winners.

https://www.streetinsider.com/Corporate+News/Exela+Technologies+(XELA)+European+business+to+go+Public+Through+Merger+with+CF+Acquisition+Corp.+VIII+(CFFE)/20682618.html

XELA is 8 million market cap 600m shares borrowed with 120 million shares outstanding. do the math. they're throwing up walls at .695 probably don't want it to go above .07 because of red market day needing to put up more collateral. this company is beyond manipulated if the ATM is off they can't cover the nakeds into it. naked shorting is common during open ATM offerings.

if CF inked a deal for 220 million for 1/5 the company with XELA remaining the majority shareholder what does that tell you the entire thing is worth?

>>53618448
proofs???

>>53618453
OIL

its going up for no reason

BUDDY CHECK NATURAL GAS COMPUTER

Don't forget to lock in your 11 month 5% CD at capital one.

>>53618457
>>53618438
Fat fingered it. Meant to say tell them their beat

>>53618440
never stop yelling

>>53618330
qrd on XELA?

>>53618433
Seethe over what? I’ve dated women you would go waste your wife’s pay check on. Lmao

>>53618468

Today's stock market is acting like:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1cdqRP4WHI

>>53618481
kek anon don’t try so hard

>>53618479
here: >>53618462

>>53618468
THERES ONLY ONE REASON

This market is like getting laid by a girl you like and fast forward 3 months later and she is slowly crushing your balls in a vice.

WHY DIDNT I TAKE PROFIT

>burping porn
Biz has truly fallen from grace

My ARKK is dumping on literally no news, I hate bobos.

>>53618485
Posting more bipolar crab day-core
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlv672jqbtE

Should I just sell my portfolio and hold cash and wait till it bottoms out to reinvest or should I just take the big red dildos. I am doing a long term investment strategy:

Positions in:

WMT
VSTO
CLW
VT
SKYT
TRUFF


Serious advice would be appreciated. My portfolio is about to enter into the red after months of high returns.

Wish i had more money in stocks.

Im so fucking hungry all the time.

I want to get into a fight club and fuck shit up.

Might buy a gun and commit acts of sedition.

>>53618461
Jewish price movement cannot stop us

>>53618521

>>53618513
>ARKK

Why are you taking investment advice from women?

remember when i said buy 0dtes for your only chance to ever make it
i do

Reminder that I can post with absolute impunity because /smg/ is incapable of doxing me. They simply can’t do it

WTF IS THAT CANDLE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

>>53618538

>they fell for it. AGAIN
You shorted the bottom didn't you?

>>53618554
let me tell you about the stock market
it will melt up

Why is the fucking whole market going hyperbolic what the fuck.

>>53618576

i would like to see tsla to reach over 200, that would be nice spot to enter shorts!

it is obvious it's going to collapse again but it's not that high yet from bottoms.-.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXwYhSScYQo

BOIL boys how we feeling

>>53618542
I hold ARKK, BTC, and chainlink.

btw if you want a little insider secret as to why options are crazy and moving the markets like this now, blame them adding expirations on every day
thats why this is going on
now, anyone smart here, why do you think they added every day expiration?

This place has gone to fucking shit man. 95% of the fucking posts are just memes or bobo or Mumu shit.

Anons, do you tell your gf you have money in stocks? How do they react?

They seem to kind of expect you to do something like sports bets and what not when they see you spending income without ever working.

Almost as if when they expect you to go out whoring or try and pick up bitches in clubs because you are a men and that´s something men do apparently.

>>53618560

>>53618506
It's just one guy shilling his shit and being obnoxious about it.

>>53618535
Never stop thinking dangerously.

>>53618586
Gongo up

>>53618600
>He comes here for investment advice

Lol, lmao even

>>53618606
And nearly ten lurkers subbing. These are the facts

>>53618586
everybody was pent up from yesterday and is now cooming all over the market. spx is probably going to re-test today's high before correcting back down to where we started today

>>53618600
True, I'm not sure why bobos still exist. Bobos lose money but somehow they never go away, one would assume over time most would transition and become mumus.

>>53618600
Yeah, you'll totally get in-depth effortposts during trading hours on a Powell day. Moron.

>>53618599
i dont know, are they trying to keep vix down? and i shouldnt really be worried about this pump because theyre just trying to fuck over 0dtes.

I regret buying SQQQ

BOIL is going though

>>53618602
I mean, my gf has stocks too. We both have 401ks, for example.

>>53618602
Don't tell her you do stocks, their pussies get dry over finance talk. Tell her you're a drug dealer, scammer, or some other mysterious thing that she can constantly invent stories in her head about.

>>53618398
Not just them but the peddler too

>>53618524
Looks like a crab sounds like a crab. Would hold till it’s obviously a recession.

>>53618595
those who bought at 12.5 are still contemplating suicide I imagine

it's a DAMN COLD NIGHT
tryna figure out this LIFE

>>53618600
I'd like to talk about stocks we think are priced well. :/ I bought some Dollar General today.

>>53618630
you cant fuck over 0dtes with swings this wide on both sides
its quite the opposite
what would fuck 0dtes is a stable boring market

>keep making money on indexes
>always lose when I invest in companies or etfs
How do I keep doing it?

>>53618630
0dtes have made VIX obsolete. Who the fuck plays options that are nearly a month away?

im close to giving up on investing. im getting more reckless and greedy. mentally i am not fit for this.

this has to be the biggest fucking rugpull "fuck you" I've ever seen
>stock pumps 100%
>company dilutes shares
>drops back down to baseline

BURRY IS BEARISH AGAIN BUY CALLS NOW

Also Mr. Rocker I didn't check smg yesterday and missed chegg can I get another one? Thank you!

>>53618655
Well the theory is that you have more time to be correct no? But you do get fucked by theta.

>>53618640
Absolutely, him first desu

>>53618659
Go to gamblers anonymous.

ATTENTION
The February reading was at .49 this morning, which was already high. The January reading will be read next week.
Do NOT FOMO

>>53618462
>>53618492
tell me more about xela, what do they do?

>>53618659
Goodbye.

>>53618662
it will pump again because someone has to buy those shares for this deal

>>53618432
Did you consider the shemitah implications my fellow goyim?

>>53618671
We really need someone with weaponized autism to put in the work in making him never post again.

>>53618655
>>53618666
at least someone realized vix is meaningless
also theta is for betas

>>53618624
bobo is cash gang buying puts here and there, telling themselves that they're "waiting for the bottom", when in reality they will never buy in

>>53618689
thats not how dilution works anon
the shares already exist

>>53618595
If you bought at 5.55 you have jizz all over your keyboard.

>>53618673
I don't trust this schizo prediction shit, I'm gonna assume we're at -1.2% annualized as I did the math of -.1 extrapolated to 12 months. I concluded this was bullish and doubled down on my bullish positions.

>>53618686
sensible

>>53618694
I'm reporting all his posts, feel free to help out if you catch the simp doing his shit
It's the little victories

>>53618698
This, they didn't buy at 3500 SPX last year which means they were unironically waiting for some 2008 level crash which won't happen.

>>53618633
did she have them before meeting you?

>>53618638
Zoomer girls don´t even do drugs anymore as the older ones used to. I just tell them it´s not something they should be concerned about as it´s none of their business.

>>53618662
Kek based, fuck redditors

One more trade and thats it. Im done. QQQ 302 puts for march 23

>>53618600
The market is a litteral manipulated clown fiesta ponzi scheme moving regardless of company earnings as long as retail is getting its money vampirized, there is not much fundamentals to talk about

>>53618602
I've been talking to a girl a bit. She's got many of the same interests and me and the conversation is flowing well. She also has 3(!) jobs, one full time and two side jobs with it. I spend my time on learn2daytrade while "working" from home. When she realizes how fucking lazy I am, I think it's over.
>>53618698
Speak for yourself, I'm $JEPI gang buying puts here and there, telling myself I'm "waiting for the bottom"

>>53618694
I won’t be able to be doxxed. I’m sorry you had to find out like this

Why did the market pump, then dump, then pump? Like what legitimate reason could there be for this?

>>53618653
dont you know 80% of stocks are mega losers and indecies gains are mainly coming frop top 5% (typically random rockets). generally stock picking for long term (not trading them that's anther thing) is an absolute fools's play

>>53618771
lol. lmao even.

>>53618781
Pumped on news that JPowell isn't asking for a raise, dumped on Cramer tweeting that this is a bull market, then pumped again on news that Confederate soldiers remain dead.

>he bought

>>53618791
Go on then. Expose me

>>53618781
There is no reason. Stop trying to0 predict short term movements. what matters is bobo is dead.

Ummm, guys?

https://www.cnn.com/2023/02/06/investing/bank-of-america-ceo-brian-moynihan-debt-default/index.html

>>53618807
>That pic
No wonder being an Incel is so cool nowdays

>>53618815
Clearing the books frees us up for even more deficit spending. Bullish.

>>53618807
STOP ITS GROSS IM GROSSED OUT

>>53618807

>>53618791
If you ignore it it will go away. People like that get off on people pointing out how disgusting and gross the landwhales they are fucking are. Just ignore him and stop giving him what he wants: Attention.

>Amazon is below $100

KEK BAGGIES

>>53618831
kek

>>53618833
The dude literally spams his shit even when no one is talking about it.

>>53618815
it's fine, we'll just borrow more money

>>53618807
Imagine the smell of her dripping wet fat puss

>>53618833
Quit moving goalposts nigger. Dox me

>>53618847
Who cares. Stop feeding the trolls

>>53618856
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>53618815
debt default sounds like dumbest meme ever. there is not "debt" as long as it's sovereign. only real debt is when countries loanf rom another countries then it's a problem. if you have an own central bank like fed, boj, or eu bank then you cant print as much as you like.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MRZAM_CHck