/biz/ - Business & Finance

>MSGM
rocker's financial advice is.. le good?

HOGS

>>53616056
delet this

https://youtu.be/mxw8xg1lpp4

I joined the stream on Zoom

Anyone else here bought QQQ puts and wants to have a jo session with me on discord

u bought SPY calls on open like a good boy right?

Luxury brands are the new semiconductors.

*unzips dick*
i got your stream right here

Bros should I sell my INTC bags now that I got dividends? Some anons previously said that it's pajeet central but I checked their board and it's as white as you can get in muttmerica. INTC just seems painfully undervalued to me, especially with their intel Arc GPUs in development. Is it baseless fud or am I better investing in something like SKYT (on which I have zero knowledge). The other semiconductor corps seem overvalued imho

>>53616076
Go to work, Powell

Why are we violently crabbing?

>>53616085

WHY THE FUCK ISN'T IT ON THE FED'S YOUTUBE? POST THE STREAM

Powell looks like he's enjoying that meal right now. I'm also pretty sure it's not made of bugs. That must be Rubenstein next to him
https://www.youtube.com/live/chuRYUwnGvY

>>53616086
You might have an exit pump tomorrow if Biden shills it again tonight during the State of the Union. I wouldn't touch it until they admit they need to cut the dividend.

I could really use some financial advice right now.

>>53616056
Of course my advice is good. I'm historically the best trader in /smg/ history. I threw you guys another softball with CHGG yesterday. People have been doubting me because I went cash gang awhile ago but just to show you chuds I dipped my toe back in the water, made a quick buck, and pulled my money out again just to show I've still got it.

>>53616086
It's a good buy in the long term but short term is more iffy

>>53616119
Short COIN - this is financial advice.

C3 is going to go back up.. right…?

The tendies arrived.

its honestly been hilarious seeing BBBY baggies get hyped yesterday only to get dumped on again. wonder how many people bought a ton yesterday thinking it was le moass

>>53616119
All in on DUST

>>53616086
I think it is a safe investment long term, do not see them going out of business or anything. This general just has a hateboner for it for some reason

>>53616119
Buy Tesla sir.

>>53616135
no anon you fell for the vapor ware sell now while you still have a chance

>>53616096
What the hell bro, I have a bruise in the exact same spot on my leg...

>>53616108
>Pull up that link
>Youtube recommends https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMcwD0-YGgA as "watch next"
Uhhh bros?

Who let the zoomer into the fed meeting?

>>53616136
JEPIbros

>>53616107
CNBC here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkC4LuuxOg4

>>53616074
they're still just playing jazzy muzak

Powell probably an't saying sh!t until 9:40

>>53616108
What is Powell eating? I need to position my portfolio appropriately

I am financially recovering.

>>53616107
He's just eating right now. He won't start yapping til 12:40

I need to poo can we pause this game

>>53616159
Get into lean hog futures RIGHT NOW.

>>53616150
O-ok..

wtf they are literally playing powell lofi bepis

>>53616086
>INTC
>undervalued
more like overvalued lols, they ahve nothing to offer in the serverspace and they've been way behind in the consumer market, they've got nothing left

>>53616141
You knew it was going to happen. A coupe of richfags are just toying with redditors minds manipulating the fuck out of that stock.

>>53616159
I can't tell, he kinda eating in the dark

>>53616156
>comments disabled

>>53616159
looks like Alaskan King Crab Leggs

>>53616159
He's eating beef, this is bullish, quick pump COIN more!

>>53616078
No I bought puts, somebody please help me. I'm down 40% on them already

Hoping daddy Powell makes everything green.

>>53616124
>CHGG
Oh nice you threw us a softball that went down 20%! So nice of you! Kys fucktard, glad I never take any smg moonboi advice you all belong back on redt

>>53616093
yeah that wasn't a bad time to get one, pretty much the last point before all the inflation memery kicked in and caused big tech to get even more jewish, plus early m1 chips

>>53616221
I said to short it you neanderthal room temp IQ gorilla nigger. Jesus Christ you're retarded.

>>53616221
he did say to short

>>53616199
>>53616204
Bearish

>>53616259
Yeah I'm supposed to infer that from your niggerish post, mcfucking kill yourself pussy ass ho

>>53616204
>beef
>literally eating bull
uh oh, limit down incoming

>>53616284
you need 120 iq to post here hermano...

smartphones and their consequences have been a disaster for the human race

>>53616270
>>53616289
Uh oh, everything is slathered in béarnaise sauce. SELLLLLLLL!

>>53616290
Kys nigger #2 your comment doesn't even logically follow anything I said, I'm low IQ for not guessing what he implied from that post? Kek fucking kill yourself too whore
How TF am I supposed to follow every niggers calls here fuck off with your tranny nigger moonboi posting

>>53616319
Lol

>>53616284
I POSTED IT ALL DAY YESTERDAY BUT YOU ARE A REDDIT TOURIST CASUAL FAGGOT WHO DOESNT SPEND ENOUGH TIME HERE BUT COMPLAINS ABOUT EVERYTHING!!!! EITHER APOLOGIZE TO ME OR GO BACK TO STOCKTWITS

>>53616313
Everything that was created by humans has been a disaster for the human race. Except tendies of course.

>>53616325
>nigger says to SHORT
>You: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO INFER TO SHORT
Post your arm right now

trading is gambling

>>53616325
ok mutual fund boomer. maybe bogleheads is more your speed.

Imagine the smell of Jerome's skunky fart clouds in the trading pit

>>53616319
>zoom in on kitchen staff
>travis thun gives you a thumbs up from the saucier station
phew, it's cum

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>53616343
that's why i do it

>>53616336
Yeah where does it say that itt you simp cunt

>>53616328
Ah fuck you cunt fuck off
All tripfags should be genocided
Glad to see scoops get roasted yesterday, next is you then the kike

>>53616349
Jerome is the type of guy to wait until the elevator doors to close before releasing a nasty just before you shit fart

kek BBBYaggies

is there a way to take legal action against a company as a shareholder. Around noon yesterday o tried buying bed bath and beyond calls. Bbby was pumping but my calls were dumping. After a while I realized I bought Best Buy calls. I sold them for a 30% haircut and managed to snag some real bbby calls before close. Then after close the stock lost nearly half of its value. Now my calls are pretty much gone. Why is it legal for bbby to sell its shares after hours when I can’t buy them

>>53616209
are you just trading blind? all technical indicators i checked showed a small pump and crab until these powell speech. after that we either break to 415 or fall back to 400

I think this market is turning me gay.

>>53616358
There are ETFs that reinvest dividends. Do they pay taxes on the dividends?

Bros these are the best store bought brand of pickles I've had in awhile. Highly recommended. Shit is onlyb5 calories per spear. New trading snack

>>53616386
That was basically an apology. I forgive you. Now we can be friends.

got 20000% returns on my backtesting.

>>53616386

anyone own this?

>>53616393
retard

The market is crabbing on literally no news.

>>53616402
a shame botch-i isn't as epic as Yui

>>53616393

why is his name jerome when hes white

IS DEXTER ILL TODAY?

>>53616407
>Pickle juice fingers all over the keyboard when trying to scalp
Ngmi not fast enough

>>53616429
cause hes a market tanking nigger

>>53616419
I still enjoyed it. Probably my favorite anime of the year.

beats to keep raising rates to...

>>53616429
jerome is an irish name retard

>>53616403
ETF dividends are distributed to the shareholder of the ETF to the best of my knowledge, so you pay the taxes.

>>53616393
BBBY investors are legally retarded.
You can file for protection and get a refund on any losses.

this nothing burger is gonna pump the market. im still bearish on SOXL though

>>53616452
haven't watched it, tons of stuff in my backlog

>>53616457
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL-LyKcFE5c

>>53616460
shut the fuck up nerd

Jpow isn't going to say too much. His new strategy is no longer guiding the markets and letting them figure it out theirselves. Finally..

>>53616460
wait nvm its greek, tyrone is irish

>>53616460
I thought it was spanish

>>53616409
you should buy more SOXL

You all better be shorting COIN, like I said.

did you buy qqq puts ?

>>53616482
I need the market to crash to feed my village but still agree that jpow basically talks about black dicks and climate change after the Jackson hole incident

>>53616343
Doesn't this just mean that you should buy when the fed is hiking and sell when interest rates are low?

> fell for the AI train
I just hope that it jumps up and copies the same pattern as yesterday.
Have 10 stocks on SOUN . Should've awoken up earlier.

>>53616442
Funny you mention that. I was considering the same draw back so I bought those long cheesy pirate sword tooth picks to stab my spears.

>>53616464
But there are etf’s that reinvest the dividends, so called total return etf’s? It would sound stupid if the etf was taxed on the dividends before reinvestment because then it would basically double-taxing, because the holder would pay taxes again when the shares are sold

>>53616515
I still have some 3d printer stocks if you're interested in trading bags

when is that fucker gonna speak ffs

>>53616503
No why

>>53616530
Two minutes until Powell discussion

why is porno music playing

>>53616457
>>53616477
wait i change my answer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Edc2yVHRHiQ

>>53616525
the dividend would be taxed either way, but probably better for you because you wouldn't have to pay the tax on the dividend, just when sold

>>53616548
to put you in the mood for getting fucked

>>53616402
Oh wow, she is literally like me.

>>53616557
Yeah, exactly and better for compound growth through dividend reinvestment

>>53616182
Most laptops/PCs still sell with intel chips instead of AMD. Right now it's at 1/8th the price of nvda and nvidia is only there because of the AI and crypto mining and gaming market, on which Intel wasn't even competing for before. If the intel Arc project takes off I can see them matching nvidia easily.

>>53616563
>Yes I would like to announce that we are doing emergency cuts sorry bobo.

i have to shit. invest accordingly.

should i buy before or after JP?

Powell not on time, DUMP.

>>53616525
You'd better read up on etfs. When the manager sells you need to pay taxes. So theorically had you made money on ARKK you'd have to pay taxes on all the shit that Cathy Woods bought and sold over the year

Now everything depends on whether or not the food was good. Prepare from Papa P to crash the market if it was shit.

>>53616580
have you used a washlet? i really like my toto washlet toilet. my ass is so clean

>>53616583
You should buy and hold long term after and place shorts on sqqq right now.

>friendly reminder that you should be shaving your head BEFORE this point

CANCEL ALL ORDERS

That one guy in the mid is talking a lot with his hands

No one's been this hyped for a Microsoft Event in the past 2 decades - almost feels like a Steve Jobs Apple Event with the hype and wait

>>53616503
>buying outs before the market’s #1 cheerleader speaks to a bunch of aged oligarchs

Ngmi

>>53616596
I looked at buying some Google the other day, didn't seem that cheap though. not expensive, but also not cheap. I feel like it'll pop when they announce more AI shit though, ChatGPT stuff

>>53616604
Who are you quoting?

I heckin love Jerome Wave. Lets listen to the man!!

ITS STARTING

>verification not required

imagine how nice it must be being those fucking hedge fund managers.Not a care in the world. They are making money no matter what happens/

Markets are pumping

Kek, he's already said deflation. He's coming out super dovish, bobos are gonna rope LMAO.

fuck I am so glad I closed my puts at 12:39

Did they just laugh? Kek.

>that nigger elevator music

What the fuck is QQQ doing.

Algos spazzing out again

>THE FIRST FUCKING QUESTION LAMOOOOOOOOOOOOO

how do i get a parasitic free lunch, pal around with jay kinda job

>>53616575
>Phone poster
>Promoting Intel
If they aren't good enough to keep supplying Apple products with CPUs, why would they be good enough to enter the GPU product line?

>Disinflation
FUCKING PUSSY

Kek they are literally laughing in his face before he's begun talking
Based hedgies

>further rate increases

HE CLEARED HIS THROAT SELL SELL SELL SELL

Please stop this i bought QQQ puts last week

>>53616636
Love the boomer banter so far!

I sold my puts

>>53616673
Cope
>>53616682
He didn't say that, lying bobo scum.

>services section not showing any disinflation
>we wil need further rate increases
>will take a long time
>further rate increases
oh boy

the algos have arrived

>IT WILL BE BUMPY
IT WILL BE BUMPY

>>53616591
>ARKK sells shares for a profit (LOL)
>ARKK pays taxes
>I sell ARKK
>I pay taxes
How can this be

>>53616693
he did

>Even the fed didn't see the labor market being as strong as it is

It's only going to get stronger. Unionization is higher than it has been in the last 50 years.

>>53616669
It's over bobo he's too happy to be hawkish. Too many laughs in the room. It's too light hearted in there. Neck yourself bobo

Every time this nigger opens his mouth the markets go crazy

WE ARE BACK

>>53616695
>bobos are making shit up in their heads again
Literally everything he's said so far is extremely dovish. He's repeating the same dovish talking points he did at the FOMC.

>>53616693
NIGGER YES HE DID LMAOOOOOOO MUMUS STRAIGHT FILTERING WITH THEIR EARS NOW

oooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOO

>laugh track playing after every comment
wtf

So he only gets data ahead of time. Bullish.
Also, what the fuck is this laughing? Like a sitcom from the 80s.

>>53616529
Which ones?

THEY KEEP LAUGHING AT HIM HE'S GONNNA GET MAD

What the fuck is this, a stand up show?

>ongoing rate increases will be appropriate
BUY BUY BUY

>>53616712
YOU'RE NEXT FUCKER

HE JUST STRETCHED
BUY BUY BUY

Way too much vol built into the event. Shit better move lmao

>>53616714
i'm not a bobo but you and i might be watching a different stream

soxl is mooning. markets think hes gonna cut rates.

He's basically a circus clown at this point, they're ripping with laughter at what he's saying, this all feels kinda metaphorical

>>53616717
>nooo the entire market is making stuff up and filtering with their ears
Literally the entire market sees it as dovish except you the schizo bobo. We close +2% today.

>>53616708
Yup and that's what it's really all about, they are terrified of labour right now

BULLISH BULLISH BULLISH

>>53616714
Its over. This mumu is broken.

>words words words words
>quick send it 1% in either directions

I am disinterested in disinflation

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

This interviewer is good

>>53616671
I'm actually looking for reasons to sell my intc bags but I just can't find a strong one. I think Apple would've abandoned any chipmaker be it AMD, because they want full control over their hardware, I don't think it was specificially an Intel issue

WEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW LAAAAAAAAAAADS

>Powell's talk has a laugh track
KEK

>>53616712
KYS

>>53616750
>it's over
Literally continues to pump.

MY QQQ PUTS ARE GETTING RAPED LOL

Imagine having to explain how central banks work. I am a barely literate retard and even i know.

>>53616487
Where are all this scoopsies photos coming from. I kind of feel bad for him. He's all hopped up on amphetamines and was very nervous people would find out about him. I don't he can handle it like me. Everyone in this thread knows if they come make a surprise visit to me they might as well come to the door with their pants down and ass pointed towards me. It will make the coming rape much easier on them. Also tranny janny is back. They/them is handing out off topics like it's going out of style. See you bros in 3 days, or when I'm on the work wifi.

Thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJw6exFLpEE

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why doesn't jerome do talks every day if he can instantly make massive green/red dildos appears just like that.

>>53616770
WASNT ME JUST MELT UP BRO, LOL

>Everything is turning green
SADGE SADGE SADGE SADGE

Based bullchad interviewer trying to push for a 3% inflation target. We should do 3-4% honestly and just get this golden bull started.

>>53616789
>HARBNIGER
OH IT WAS YOU FAGGIT

>>53616767
PIVOT! PIVOT!

SIGNIFICANT DECLINES!!
DIS INFLATION!
2024 2% GOAL INFLATION

I used to think that my life was a tragedy, but now I realize, it's a fucking comedy.

yay walmart is recovering.

Jerome heems bobos everytime he talks

>Pumps 1%
>Why?
>BECAUSE OKAY

Futures ain't moving

>>53616767
This is hilarious, he's getting so fucking smacked, he looks so dumb right now

>Day Trading upticks
>ODTE options
>Meme stocks
>Fomo and Yolo is back
Anyone who doesn’t realize they are playing retail like a fiddle is stupid. They know retail is balls deep back in the market and they’re licking their lips playing you dipshits, make sure you buy goy the bull market is back!

.

God I can’t help but smile. Based Powell

GET FUCKED BOBO

everytime he says disinflation the market pumps .05%

W E I M A R
E
I
M
A
R

>The rate is firm?
>Firm
*Audience laughs again*
>Would you like to hear another joke, Rubenstein?
Uhhh bros?

>>53616808
Because he's reaffirming his dovish talking points and pivot that he made during the Fed meeting. You bobos are coping so insanely hard right now.

>>53616786
I like this

>>53616798
THAT WAS SOME OTHER HARBNIGER

>>53616808
We told you you were going to get heemed bobo

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

LMAO what the fuck these vol algos

Seems like I'm going to get all my losses back today lads.

>>53616808
>1%
Take a load of this dude

>>53616815
Bear cope desu, retail always gets fucked

I AM A RETARD

>>53616820
Nothing he's saying is bullish.

>>53616815
Bobo, are you listening to the man?
>If we felt that we needed to hike rates further we certainly would
The implication here is that the economic outlook implies we do not need to hike rates further and that inflation is expected to come down over the next year and a half. If you aren't placing longs rn you are a tard.

He's fumbling his words, he sounds like he's on the back foot right now. Based like is torching this angloid cunt.

>use our tools
uWuuuuuu

>>53616844
>muh high beta garbage
we're talking about the real market, not shitcos

IF YOU WANT A JOB YOU CAN GET ONE

He said the c word sell sell sell

>>53616815
Na bro I think it's more likely that I become a billionaire or trillionaire for a short while before it all goes tits up.

>vaccines that worked

8.4 TRILLION.

>city of bobo

Kwab

>TOOLS
>RESERVES
>COUPLE OF YEARS

>passively shrinking the balance sheet
Kek it's literally nothing outright admitting that he isn't serious about doing QT.

AIN'T IT FUN
LIVIIIIIIIING
IN THE
REAL WORLD?

>POWELL: NEW PACE OF QT WILL BE 800 BILLION PER MONTH

literally nothing he is saying is bullish, why are we pumping (not a bobo but i feel like this is going to end badly)

I wish I was a billionaire so that I could interview Powell in front of a laughing audience

fuck yeah just tripled my money on SPY calls thanks for telling me to buy puts you retards. i inversed /biz/ and am now on the reddit train to success

>>53616887
Kek

RAISE THE DEBT LIMIT
FED WILL NOT BAIL OUT ECONOMY

>>53616897
Literally everything he's saying is dovish, even when he talks about possible rate hikes or QT he says it in a very dovish way.

>>53616887
Anyone who knows how the balance sheet works already knew this you retard. Did you just start "investing" this week?

>>53616897
BECAUSE WERE ALL BUYING 0DTE CALLS BRUH ITS EASY LOL

you are all fucking retarted
fuck

Bitcoin computer

>IRREGULAR LUNCHES
>REGULAR LUNCHES

>this is something congress has to deal with

>>53616914
Every bobo was claiming they would do active QT and dump their balance sheet on the market. You retards are liars if you claim bobos weren't saying that.

Bobos only have CPI next week to cope

>>53616044
What the fuck did JPOW do? why is the market pumping? What the hell did he say

THANK YOU DADDY FOR PUMPING MY BAGS

>>53616913

but the market already priced this in when he spoke at fomc. why are we pumping now? hes just saying the same things lol. i dont mind but feel like i shoul,d sell really soon

what would it take for the US to stop raising the debt ceiling?

Holy shit nvidia at $220 now

LUNCH? PUMP! kek

What does one eat at an irregular lunch?

SOXL is going back to $70

Yep, I'm thinking a year of selling was just the right amount of correction needed for the markets. Now the good times can come back again.

IM FINANCIALLY RECOVERING!

>$190k Salary
>LAUGHTER

no JPow no! you're supposed to make the market go down!

>>53616943
It doesn't matter. It would have pumped regardless of whatever he said

Just woke up what has Powell said?

>no clapping
yup, it's a laugh track

>How much do you earn, Jerome? You want a raise?

>>53616935
JUST MELT UP IDIOT WHAT HAPPENS LATER HAPPENS LATER
WERE LIVING ON 0DTES OUT HERE NOW

>>53616935
Im not going to take responsibility for what redditors or whoever said. Just like Im not going to place the blame for what other retarded mumus said on your shoulders. Im only going by the retarded shit youve said itt.

>>53616897
because he'd be priming the market for a 50 bps hike soon if it was anything that could damage current expectations
he's not doing that.

so future hikes aren't going to be doing more damage. the risk is the market is underestimating how much damage is already being caused because they don't read earnings reports

I bought QQQ puts (heemed) but sold SPY puts (opposite of heemed, cummeded)

It turns out he was on Team Unreal Mumu the whole time

>>53616957
will they split the stocks at some point?

>>53616897
Bro they are laughing and joking like it's the country club clubhouse. Does this sound like a Jackson hole Jerome to you?

oh my goodness

buy buy buy

yup, lost all my gains.

>SLUUURRRRPP

>DOVISH DOVISH DOVISH

No word in the English language makes me seethe more at the moment

>>53616981
INFLATION CANCELLED, ECONOMY BEST EVER, MORE NIGGERS

What the fuck are these questions lmao

He's spilling spaghetti everywhere

*COUGH*
*CLEARS THROAT*

>>53616951
Because the market expected he might come out hawkish in this interview, now hes reaffirming that he did intend to be dovish. SPX will be at 4500 by next week.

this nigga makes only 190k? fuck like every codefag with 1 year of experience makes more than that

>>53616849
>>53616853
It’s pottery they told everyone the recession would hit early this year. Everyone is celebrating like inflation has been beaten even Jpow is doing an end zone dance and when inflation ramps back up by summer prepare your anus. This is exactly what happened in the 70’s dumb fucks. When all those apartments renew in the spring and summer expect housing inflation to take back off as well, winter is the notorious slow time and houses are already starting to get multiple offers again.... Your exuberance is going to contribute to the big bust

they laugh at him over only making $190k
6 figure bros it's so over for us...

Imagine getting roasted and bantered by your previous billionnaire boss on a stage in front of power brokers
goddamn

that's where the trouble started
that damn smile

>>53617018
Interesting. "Do you do your own shopping?" isn't something Nicky T will ask.

NEW JEROME REACTION JUST DROPPED

Amazon or netflix ?

>>53617003
These meetings are always like this. The format is completely different from jackson hole. This gives jerome a chance to bant and seem human. However if you held puts into this meeting you might be retarded.

>>53617024
They make billions in speaking fees after retirement

I got an interview in an hour wish me luck bros

>>53617024
He worked at the Carlyle Group. Might as well be $190.

Detective and spy fiction books are cheap.

>>53617016
Holy shit, it’s 1929 again

>LIFT WEIGHTS
>RIDE BIKES
>PLAY GUITAR
>READ SPY NOVELS

This Interviewer is great.
>Do you ever just go to the supermarket and think, "fuck me, cheese is expensive, we'll do 50 bepis next time"?

>>53617054
godspeed anon

>>53617032
>>53617039
that's it mang

>>53617039
powell is out. He flinched on the 2nd and the fed lost

>>53617039
>When they laugh at your 190K salary

Ah! A fresh GME thread! Where to begin!!

>What do you do to reduce stress
>Shitpost on /biz/

This is how it would look if a biz incel got interviewed by a giga kike in front of a large crowd.

>POWELL CONFIRMED ABLE TO PLAY BLACK BETTY

Pumping seems to have seized. Should I open some puts?,

RIDIN WITH JPOW

>>53617054
Good luck man.

>>53617044
>It's a great honor to serve
Just who does he serve exactly?

>>53617077
Powell is NOT jewish

>>53617083
YOU PROBABLY DONT WANT TO DO THAT IN A MELTUP

>GOOD SECTOR
>DIS INFLATION
>RESTRICTIVE FOR PERIOD OF TIME

>>53617024
Jerome just made some people 1 trillion dollars.
They'll pay him back off the books later.

He said deflation again multiple times, bobos getting heemed HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH FAGGOTS!

>>53617054
Best of luck Anon. Keep your feet on the ground.

>>53617054
good luck lil bro

JAAAAAAAAAAy
JAAAAAAAAAY DO IT NOW

Woah guys! Talk more about GME ok? This is a GME General after all!

>>53617085
>Hey there Jack
>What about me?

He just asked him how he unwinds lmao!!!

>What's your biggest weakness?
>can't stop cooming to hentai

>>53617054
good luck bro

AWWW YEAH BROS

GOD DAMMIT THOSE FUCKS
THEY ACTUALLY DID IT
THEY TRIGGERED MY TRAILING STOP LIMIT

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>53617081
Need to deepfake that music video

>>53617137
IMAGINE USING A STOP ON THE WAY TO THE MOON RETARD

>>53617024
Wait til you hear about Pelosi

>fedspeak

>>53617054
gl bro

SAY THE LINE, JAY

>>53617054
gl lad.

it's dumping I hope you faggots are ready

>>53617170
JUST A HEALTHY PULLBACK

>>53617054
Make sure to clarify what they mean by on-the-record, off-the-record, on-background before you say anything that you don't want your name attached to.

>>53617170
Lol fucking shitcoin tier

>jpow was optimistic for 2 years while calling inflation transitory
>jpow was optimistic when seeing historic levels of job growth despite virtually all of them being in retail, hospitality, and food services (minimum wage)
>jpow was optimistic as $50m+ bankruptcies exceed 2009 levels
>jpow was optimistic today
this should be illegal. he's just speaking with a forked tongue. i don't have puts but i am a bobo, and with good reason.

>>53617058
>PLAY GUITAR
Check out my rig

>>53617083
>seized
congrats on getting half of the letters right

>>53617137
It's okay fren. It's there for a reason

>>53617188
WELCOME TO THE NEW STOCK MARKET, EXTRACTING WHAT WEALTH RETAIL HAS LEFT AS THEY SCRAMBLE TO BUY THEIR 0DTE LOTTO TICKETS
BUT IF YOU BUY CALLS AT LEAST YOU WIN

>>53617201
Yes, I suppose. My stop loss triggered at .50 but the bid is now .48, so I guess I did alright. I made $41

>>53617027
Yeah if that happens then I will sell off but That doesn't really matter to my protfolio.

Fresh
>>53617231
>>53617231
>>53617231

jesus fucking christ i almost had a heart attack. revenge trading into 0dte and it wouldnt let me sell. thought i was about to lose everything.

>NOT ACTIVELY CONSIDERING SELLING SECURITIES
Brainlet here, this means they don't need to reduce the money supply further by selling treasuries and collected the cash, effectively taking it out of public circulation. This means inflation tamed so we pump?

4080 eod probably just sold everything, ill buy back if it breaks over 4200 cleanly

jerome powel: we're on an unsustained fiscal path at the federal government level , that has been the case for some time, and is something we will have to deal with, and better to deal with it sooner rather than later

>>53617196
>Seized
>the pic related
>seised is white speak

>>53617272
Exit liquidity spotted

>>53616989
Powell is a master strategist, he likes up the market before he fucks it, ensuring he never hikes into weakness

what did he say i missed it

can you stay in your own thread, Brett? Thanks

HELLO WHO BOUGHT THEIR 0DTE CALLS

>>53617243
Where did it go?

BURP FAG DELETED IT

>>53618016
disappeared into thin air like so many burps

Yo what the fuck, janny? You can't just nuke threads like that.

Anyway, buy calls now. 410 is holding like a mother.

Jannie traders are a superstitious cowardly lot.

>>53618030
IN A MELTUP THE BEST TIME TO BUY CALLS WAS ALWAYS 5 MINUTES AGO BUT THE NEXT BEST TIME IS, YOU GUESSED IT, RIGHT THE FUCK NOW

>>53618043
The bart was a death signal
Is the bartman good or bad