/biz/ - Business & Finance

Natgas kek

Can retarded namefags shut the fuck up I want to see some stocks n shit

BOIL

oil bros......are we back/

>>53610692

WTFWT?

>the FED can just keep raising rates until bulls learn their place!
Bobos are actually this fucking retarded.

delet

I don't trade JPOW speaking days because his tone and the market's interpretation on any given day are random and unpredictable.

Wish he'd stay off the podium so I can harvest my premiums in peace.

>>53610682
this retarded bobo doesnt even know how to short a stock and he is shitting up the thread with his predictions the fed wont pivot

kill yourself retard.

I think I was groomed by two fujos as a kid.

been a pretty good start to the year. you lads think that if the fed stops raising rates that we'll get another big pump of money into the market? all that covid money seems to be in t-bills now...

also..
>not calling it taylor's version

>>53610738
why so mad? if you don't believe him just go long
I'm a bobo myself and my conviction is we're going far lower. doesn't mean I'm getting mad at any retard rally we have since Jan.

>>53610776
why are we going far lower?

>>53610771
um what do u mean by that

>>53610776
tired of morons who think their opinion matters. i think we could pull back, but he doesnt even know the basics of order execution for shorting and is talking down to others. just a total monkey

>>53610784
It means it's going to be bullish today.

>>53610783
hiked to 4.75% within 1 year but the economy is still accelerating which is the exact opposite of what the rate hikes should do.
this just means to me the FED is going to their 5%-5.5% target before "wait and see" but market priced in 2 rate cuts this year without going to even 5%.
I'm betting that the market is wrong and after we get one higher CPI print the market will panic. historically the rates need to be higher than the actual CPI to really be in "restrictive" territory

So tell me, how many of you baggies got sucked into gas or BOIL on the green yesterday?

>>53610838
I've been buying since $30. I regret nothing.

>>53610825
inflation is dropping already though, we could even see negative inflation by the end of the year if it stays on this path. they're using core inflation too, rather than CPI, so a boost in oil prices for the summer probably won't budge them.

it is amazing how hot the economy is right now though. i can't believe how booked air travel and hotels are, everyone is on vacation. I travel for work and can barely get hotels in some cities.

B(Oil)L barons

>>53610705
Mod Jed?

Yields...

>>53610716
What don't you fucking niggercows understand about higher for longer?

>>53610864
How distorted everything is you mean. This distortion is not good.

It's like looking at 80s bull Japan and saying look how great the economy is doing. You are looking at the side of the equation not including all the debt and malinvestment costs.

>>53610864
>inflation is dropping already though
how far will it drop after stagnating? what are they going to do if it stays at like 4%? will they overshoot with rate hikes?
coming from very high level like 9% you see massive drops but we're currently at 6.5%, the big inflation drops will slow down. Nestle already announce price hikes on food, beverages etc.. it's the biggest food company in the world. we're not done with price increases = we're not done with inflation

>>53610883
read the last bread.
Mr. fat hands will love it after he wakes up

>>53610893
Yeah higher for longer.
The bulls will go higher for longer

>>53610886
We're going to go over 5%

>>53610906
I just realized that scoops didnt want to meet up with rocker because he would be forced to reveal he was white and not black.

>>53610897
>>53610898
one of the creepiest things to me is that I remember when gas prices were high in 2008 or thereabouts and people started driving less and carpooling and stuff. I realize most cars get better milage now, but, when gas prices got high more recently that never happened, traffic was just as busy. I wonder how expensive gas would need to be for the roads to be quieter. it just makes me think we never really reached a slow down point, and it was just people bitching about prices rather than actually having prices cut their spending.

>>53610917
t-bill comfiness

I didn’t know Powell speaks tomorrow
>>53610646
Encore tay presentation?
>>53610893
Kek

Ogc
All non OIl, gas,coal
100% electric
2018(numbers) globally use 26,000 terra watt hours of electricity
Phase ogc out
2018 is xtra 37,000 terra watt hours without ogc
So 60k with non ogc
= huge ogc to operate mining profitably

>>53610927
It won't be very comfy when the US government defaults. 5% is the event horizon at these debt levels.

>>53610783
The memelines will it

>>53610922
People cut down a lot actually at the highs.

I don't even dare to do buy or short anything anymore, as soon as I do something the market immediately move in the opposite direction

>>53610969
it didn't get that high recently, inflation adjusted. i think back then, at the peak (2011?12?) prices reached 4 bucks a gallon, which in todays dollars is like 6. so that last gas price freak out didn't even reach all time high, inflation adjusted.

i barely noticed a slowdown here. traffic was normal. it was noticeably less in 2011-12.

What stocks do I need to buy to fund my $1000 a week financial dominatrix habit?

I am looking into a stock

>>53610922
inflation adjusted, wti crude would need to go to 190$

>>53611042
invest in rope futures

>>53611006
it's impossible to predict short term price movements as there are too many market participants. and not all market participants trade at the same time, so it's not really consensus if it goes down one day that the market deserved to go down that day.

I bought in october and ive gained steadily over the past3-4 months. just hold for longer than a month and you'll do much better, even as a bear.

Should I short AutoZone (AZO)? They're loaded with debt (nearly $1B net negative equity), and it seems like high interest rates plus Biden's buyback tax will make them implode.

>>53611048
i love wombats. what investment strategy would a wombat follow?

>>53611050
that would be something :o) imagine the tears.

>>53611067
autozone is an awful company but if cars keep getting more expensive people will keep trying to fix up their old shitboxes.

>>53611067
>should i short a company with steady constant buybacks and a healthy net margin
NO!

>>53610945
5.25% is coming

>analytics companies conveniently downgrade opinions before dividends are paid
>this actually drops the stock value
not really surprised but that it actually fools someone is

>>53611077
they seem to be in no hurry to get where they're going. i'm marking them down as a boglehead

>>53611079
>>53611086
Their stock looks like fucking Adani before it crashed. They're taking out debt to buy their own shares.

>>53611079
i pray for the world it doesnt happen hhahaha,.........

Here is your SPY cheat sheet.

>>53611093
Enterprise value doesn't seem very high compared to market cap lad, and tons of telecoms have massive debt too. Nobody thinks they're going out of business, it's just how certain industries work.

>>53611077
They would auto-buy bluechips at regular intervals and never pay attention to stock social media/youtube

Anyone use Etoro? The spreads seem like a joke.

>>53610886
Jesus look at the 6 month almost at 5%

>>53610928
i dont mean to get occult and based but i have personally mastered everything on this list except sloth and avarice, and one of those is not out of necessity.
>things /biz/ memes that are win
>bobo
>mumu
>crabu
>swan

>>53611116
SMELLIOT WAVES

>>53611126
I use it because it is free and I'm a poorfag, not having to deal with fees is attractive, but yeah I noticed the spreads, what else do you expect from jews lol

>>53611116
Thanks bro, I'll save this and repost it in March to check your work. If I lose money on this short, I will be extremely upset.

>>53611091
They do go go slow usually but they are capable of running faster than Usain Bolt

so I guess when there is a sudden drop in the market they will be buying

Buy small caps

>>53611173
Don't short until 436 or you will be fucked.
No guarantee of anything other than a retracement after though.

>>53611147
Yes.

If they only knew what is about to happen

>>53611282

what time does the rat kike speak? 2pm like normal?

>>53611282
What's powell gonna even talk about? 100bps hike rate?

>>53611314
12:00

>>53611192
Yeah, if you don't mind massive gap downs.

I've decided that I'm going to start posting predictions about the opposite of what I want the market to do, so that it way it moves in my favor.

The SPY will hit 450 as soon as Powell speaks.

>>53611353
bullish

>>53611331
>>53611353
im not so sure. personally i think tomorrow will be a pullback but we are about to test the 200 sma again so anything can happen.

just woke up
is the US really going to fucking default? or was it just fear mongering

>>53611371
Defaulting would be bullish

>>53611371
the default talk comes up like every quarter
you really think they would default? they'd rather print themselves to Zimbabwe

>>53611371
That would never happen. They want USD to keep reserve status. Too many benefits from it.

>>53611371
they always raise the ceiling anon, dont fall for the political theatre

Will nat gas go to 2usd in the immediate future?

>>53611371
the US defaulted in 1971

>>53611416
Certainly

government shutdown, bullish or bearish?
or perhaps we will just continue to crab?

>>53611446
bullish as heck

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/11/04/when-companies-appoint-black-ceos-their-market-caps-jump-study.html

found the new trading indicator

>>53611464
i take it a modern ceo is nothing more than a pr figure? the jews can't be so stupid that they risk profits by virtue signaling to the cattle

>>53610776
Because his bags are bleeding since he's invested in techshit like soxl and he needs the lum memes and semiconductor shitcoin to come back to life because he is literally retarded (like 50% of this thread).

>futures

jesus christ I haven't seen them act so schizo before, one moment they are pumping so much, then the other they are bearish

Time is relative. An AI or digital brain operates millions of times faster than the limits of chemical neurons. It will view us as immobile tree like beings that hardly move or react. As time goes on earth based intelligences of any shape will speed up in terms of processing time. "slowing" time down billions of times from how we experience it. The advantages of digital intelligences give it different ramps than we are used to observing. AGI for instance can just speed itself up to the limits of physics and then our world would be like a frozen time stuck place. We might not even perceive it conquering the world and to it we would appear to be rocks, inanimate

>>53611016
Teslas are a lot more common now, WFH is a thing, cars get more mileage, people have dropped out of the workforce and sell designer bottlecaps on etsy and make amazon guys deliver their shit instead.

why is NVDA pumping in preem?

>>53611476
Let us say the ai "dreamed" for the equivalent of 8 hours a year, it could emulate a billion full simulations of different human histories. If AGI is not past the great filter and even if it's not your chance of being a dream entity is pretty much infinite versus chance of being pre superintelligence biology

>>53611475
September is always a selloff, but why did the end of summer selloff happen in the first place? No one cared about the august CPI print, but when JPOW went to jackson's hole he came out and said "this is teton county, big titties, sell now because I'm about to fuck you sideways". The dump was automatic, the dump was predictable, the dump was unforseen yet triggered by this specific event. Even though it seems to happen with relative regularity at the end of summertime, people were blindsided and bulls said it was bullshit.

Why was there an october pump? Anons were spamming "UP UNTIL THE END OF THE YEAR", but there is OFTEN a pump in october if it follows a september dump (which, again, happens frequently enough to be a predictable event 75% of the time).

Summer pump coming off the may dump coming off the early spring pump coming off the tax season dump coming off the new year's/santa rally coming off the december homosexual extravaganza.

All of these events are "relatively predictable" but anons are always betting against the predictability. Where are we now? Tax season selloff. Where's the selloff?

The big brain african money right now is on JPOW's special meeting being him saying inflation is probably gonna be worse and there will likely be more hikes if it is, leading to a panicked market bed shitting event.

JPM is short. The banks and hedge funds are short. Retail is long. Jpow is friends with all those guys. Why would he not scratch their itch and let them make their shorts? People need to understand they're not betting against the FED policy or the market but betting against the guys that own you and will dump viciously to ruin you and make billions.

>>53611497
Chatgpt hype

why is retail buying 90 P/E stocks that misses their earnings
when is this madness going to end

You WILL buy banks.
You WILL be happy.

>>53611607
fomo of missing le """bottom"""

>>53611625
i dont know how people blame the jooz for controlling everything when this guy and his family basically controlled the entire American economy for quite some time, to the point they eve had to bail it out in 1907

>>53611371
Defaulting? When? I thought they just did the typical and raised the debt ceiling again?

>>53611631
>controlled

>>53611087
What a time to go all in t-bills.

>natgas

kek baggies, -1% in 1 minute

>>53611607
when the markets are crashing the divvy bros wake up. good companies that have existed for decades wont be going anywhere just because gamblers are crashing the stock value

Dxy really doin a lil sum

>>53611650

>>53611473
Yes they can. "Virtue signaling" is a way to trick others into harming themselves. The Golem is an ancient Hebrew fairy tale. 109 countries in 3000 years is an average of once every other generation. Long-term thinking is not their forte.

would you buy this chart?

>>53611607
JPM has a P/E of 12

>>53611694
Perfect time to buy. It just keeps going up!

Why the fuck have there been so many fires at chicken farms lately? Eggs are like $10/dozen now, what the fuck.

https://www.zerohedge.com/commodities/fire-new-zealands-largest-egg-farm-kills-75000-hens-amid-national-shortage

>>53611690
I bet many retards got hooked yesterday

small green 4h candle to lure in bulls

>>53611706
It's a conspiracy by the egg cartel, to keep egg prices high.

>>53611371
They're gonna kick the can down the road again most likely

>>53611650
holy basado

>>53611625
based

>>53611650
All day indeed.

>>53611717
>digital currency

bullish or bearish for everyone?

>>53611631
It has more to do with Jews' never ending hatred of White people.

GBP/USDbros...

>>53611741
Bearish for crypto I would say.

They'll probably make it illegal because "theres no reason to have it with CBDC".

It's about control - they don't like cash, because they can't track it well.

>>53611741
Banks will profit off that as normies are forced to accept negative interest on their savings on top of 20% monthly inflation and 10% real estate loans.

>>53611748
Henlo.

Not good is it. I'm gonna convert 2k bond pounds soon, because I want to go on holiday to murrica.

>>53611741
just adding digital currency will result in more crabbing. abolishing paper money and coins will have serious effects though, as people will not be able to hide their income as easily

>>53611762
There won't be banks in a digital currency world lad.
You're gonna miss them

>>53610646
fuk u taytay

>>53611804
>There won't be banks in a digital currency world

I hope that's not true. I work in banking, and I'm too old to retrain now.

>>53611804
I would agree if most crypto wasn't bank-controlled by now.

>>53611820
CBDC = central banks liability. Issue through an app. Lent based on ESG scores.

>“I think what he’s got to do tomorrow — because I’m sure he didn’t mean for that reaction to occur — he’s got to recalibrate, he’s got to recant. He’s got to say, ‘look folks we have to have higher real interest rates and it’s as simple as that,” Lindsey said.
>former Fed Chairman Lindsey
>market does nothing
This is all you need to know that the market moves are purely market movers trying to make shorts/longs. It's like back in december when the market was trying to rally on the 19th or whatever and some fat retard came in and said "peepee this market bad" and it just magically and spontaneously dumped "on that news" despite it being literally nothing. The market should be spooked by a former FED guy calling for Powell to clarify he means rates are going to go up and bulls can get fucked as long as eggs cost way too much, but there's no selloff- someone has an interest in there being no selloff "yet".

>>53611838
>the market is a rigged jewish shitfest
Whoah… you don‘t say?!

>>53611746
why do they hate us so much?

DXY 105 today

>>53611837
You clearly have no clue what's in store for you.

Here are the figures for the Switch and 3ds sales (both Hard- and Software).
Link: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/ir/en/finance/hard_soft/

Hardware: +8.22 million units
Software: +76.71 million units

Should I buy some Nintendo stock?

>>53611876
They was supposed to ammend that

>>53611886
Here, have some fun reading:
https://www.federalreserve.gov/publications/files/money-and-payments-20220120.pdf

>>53611862
Yeah but my point is that news is a meme and the market will move when and where the makers want it to move. Like that one retard who keeps saying "heh, trillion dollar bankers will buy my bags".

>natgas
kek, 1 green day and back to dumping

baggies ahahahahahhaah

>>53611473
yes and no. relationship between institutional investors is a big deal. if everyone hates your guts and thinks youre a piece of shit lying to them, your share price will take a huge hit

>>53611891
Not gonna read that shit nigga

>>53611650
good lord who is this

>>53610728
It's green, they're always green and then it's all clown market this and jews that. Biz always forgets things get oversold leading up to the meetings and then it goes green

>>53611934
Even the VIX is green.
Bobros never learn.
#mumu

>>53611921
>Not gonna read that shit
Why did i know that you would say that?

>>53611650
>>53611932
nevermind, found her, she's post wall now (Clara Gius). sad.

I bought TLT when it was at 105, i kind of feel like it was a shit move

Taylor's new album sucks.

>futures

>>53611934
>Biz
>things are oversold
Nothing has been sold off you fucking newfag clown.

choppy low volume natgas cuck day ahahah

>>53611955
It is considering rates are going above 5%. Should be fine medium time frame tho.

>>53611631
>I don't understand.
>Joooz
You don't understand, or you don't want to understand?
Not every attack on a person who is Jewish is an attack on all Jews everywhere, but for some reason (100% of the time), Jews everywhere jump up to defend the individual criminal Jews by counter-accusations of antisemitism on the part of the people who are attacking the individual criminal Jew in the first place. By defending the obvious Criminal's behavior as "Jewish", Jews themselves are planting the idea in the minds of the accusers that this criminal behavior is inherently Jewish, even when it's not. The ADL was explicitly formed to run defense of criminal Jews like Meier Lansky by running blackmail campaigns against anybody who might notice the behavior of the Kosher Nostra. They do this not by calling the accusers liars, but by insinuating that their accusations are racially motivated and have nothing to do with the behavior of the individuals. Jews eat this shit up and rush to the defense of obvious criminals by declaring their behavior inherently Jewish, and that's where actual Antisemitism comes from.

Anyway, Morgan and Schiff-Kuhn-Loeb were in league with each other and Jacob Schiff worked for the Rothschilds.
https://famguardian.org/PublishedAuthors/Indiv/MullinsEustice/SecretsOfFedReserve/Ch05.htm

>>53611464
Damn they didn't mention which companies they were

>>53611950
Don't care nigger
You're saying fed doesn't have the mandate. I'm saying they're gonna amend their mandate.
You're a literal crypto baggie who thinks your coin is gonna be the base for USD.
You're a dumdum

movement in crypto is not an indicator of risk on/risk off in the stock market

>>53611607
NOW is in the hundreds. Idk because the prices crashed and companies are ditching their diversity hires?

oh nonono brapsisters, I thought yesterday was the start of the bounce, why has it been dumping since day open??

>>53612026
>crypto
I literally told you to buy banks here >>53611762
Crypto is dead or co-opted.

>Buy AMD
>Hold AMD

That's literally all you have to do to make it.

Bros I think I might have fucked up. I went to the bank to open a new account with better interest rate and the banker convinced me to put some money into something he was saying was bonds but I looked it up on their website and it's called a blend fund or something. Anyway the problem is it has like a couple of them and I don't know which I invested it but all of them had like a negative 3 to negative 5 percent for the past 3 years. Does that mean I'm gonna loose money? The banker was saying it makes money and showed me that he had like 12000 invested in it

>>53612095
I'm sorry I was rude. Good luck with your play.

>>53612112
yes you fucked up those are salesmen they dont know anything about finance 90% of the time

The fucking tech megacaps just won‘t dump don‘t they.
FB misses earnings and lowers guidance but pumps 25% overnight lmao.

>>53612112
>>53612142
actually never mind you said bonds. the -3/-5% is for capital gains only and doesnt include interest rate paid most likely

even if it did include distributions paid to holders, it still out performed the market in 2022.

>futures

>>53612112
Oh I also forgot to say that I think like the bank manages the investment
>>53612142
I also don't know anything about finance. So what exactly did I invest in?
>>53612154
>capital gains only
What are capital gains?

>>53612112
>I think I fucked up
>The banker convinced me
You fucked up. Never leave the house to spend a lot of money without knowing exactly what you want. If he made you think twice about it, then either do what you set out to do in the first place, or do nothing, but never let somebody else to convince you to spend money the way they think you should.

Buying companies that increase their dividend every year is an easy but boring way of making huge yields during retirement. JEPI is great but it doesn’t beat KO stock you bought 10 years ago.

>>53612161
you probably got put into a bond fund that pays interest every 6/12 months. it's not going to lose you any money and it will earn you more than putting it into a savings account.

however if you want to withdraw it in less than a year then it can lose you money due to market fluctuations. long term will be good

>>53612155
nasdaq still pumping up something stinky kek

>>53612178
ok but what if i buy KO and also write calls on it for enhanced yield. that's what JEPI does.

>>53612198
Management fees. There’s nothing showing JEPI increases dividends yearly, it fluctuates depending on the market. KO increases dividend yearly. So even if you make a one time investment at 2.8% yield, that yield will grow every year. Obviously it compounds with reinvested dividends

what time jeromey romey rome up on da mic yo fools??

>>53612161
>What are capital gains

>>53612206
yeah you sell JEPI when implied volatility is low and put it into something like brazilian bonds instead

>>53612146
until one day someone relevant points out how the pe ratio used to be and people start doing their own math and figure out

>>53612163
That's what I usually do but it wasn't a lot of money I put into that so I wanted to see what it's about
>>53612180
Oh yeah that makes sense. He said I can also buy in or out whenever I like and that it's low risk. And he said I can start with this and if later I want to go at higher risk for higher rewards I can come back and start investing in stocks if I observe the market and want to do it
>>53612230
I know literally nothing about finance except interest rates. I'm 20 years old studying CS and I just happen to have some extra money

>>53612232
I’d rather just hold a solid aristocrat. Don’t get me wrong I hold JEPI in my wife’s Roth IRA but there’s something about an aristocrat that is just too fiscally responsible to ignore

I wanna thank that anon for telling me to try vegan meat.
Tried it , tasted like soggy cardboard , shorted BYND
feels good

>>53612021
Well said, what stocks you got fren?

The dump has begun on C3.AI.

>>53612268
Capital = Money, assets or investments that can generate a return.
Capital Gains = the return on your money, assets or investments whether it's interest earned on a bond or CD when held to maturity, a change in the base value of a stock or bond between when you buy it and when you sell it, or interest or dividends paid out to you while you hold it.

Sigh the 15th can't get here soon enough. Payday (yay!) and E-Trade finally punts out the 1099 so I can finally do up the taxes and get my fat refund.

>>53612354
Needs O, JNJ, and CAT

>>53612392
And a suicide

>>53611371
funny enough this wouldn't affect bond etfs at all
if America suddenly gains credit risk (AAA to AA) that risk gets priced into the bond and will return more

What's the next TSLA?

>>53612486
>america defaults
>this wouldnt affect bonds

>>53612318
>DATAMINING
All kinds. I own the Dow 30, several major banks, major old companies whose products and services I use on the regular, Oil, Food, Beverage and Tobacco. I trade options to cover swing/momentum price action or to speculate on some things (like TSLA), and bank my gains into blue chips/Aristos.
I also generally work nights and weekends, so I don't follow the market except for a couple of hours a day, a couple of days a week.

>>53612507
sorry I think in long terms

>>53610646
Buy amr

>>53612483
No his portfolio makes a lot of sense. Using it as a retirement investment vehicle instead of a get rich quick scheme makes a lot of sense for most people

>>53612528
Why

>>53612486
the last time US bonds were downgraded the market shrugged it off

>>53612354
You should drop shity bank for JPM CAT or UNP

I am taking all my money out of stocks. This gay ass crab shit is not for me. You’re pretty much just losing money at this point accounting for inflation.

>>53612560
its like people forget that the market is heavily into non AAA bonds

>SG is downgraded by useless analysts
>I bought calls yesterday
I hate analysts with my entire heart and soul. What a useless lot of people who just upgrade when going up and downgrade when going down.

>>53612541
It's priced as if coal will be decommissioned in less than 2y. Probably because of ESG bullshit. The truth is that the company won't go anywhere any time soon because coal is used to produce steel and China is doubling down which will keep prices up. It's an under invested industry and the companies in it aren't even increasing capacity which means the price should be stable. They are just giving away all their earnings and maintaining cap ex

>>53612507
He said "gains credit risk" and "bond ETFs", not Bonds themselves. A first world nation's credit rating won't go from AAA to D. Any such risks will be priced into the costs of the bonds on the secondary market in order to make them more attractive to buyers.
America can print its own money, so America "defaulting" does not imply complete loss of all assets, it might mean some payments might be missed while they restructure their budget or whatever in order to cover future payments.

>>53612574
Not if your selling calls and collecting dividends. There’s also peer to peer lending but /smg/ is afraid of it

>>53612589
based retard

>>53612574
>Gay ass crab shit
Learn to Options Strategy.

>>53612332
Okay. So basically I loose money on the bond value but make more money on the interest rates? The banker seemed to eager to tell me that if the value goes down it's gonna go up by the time my money are returned to me in a year and that when it reaches the lowest point it is beneficial to invest more in it. He said it's impossible to keep going down unless the market crashes and this is partly due to the fund containing multiple bonds so even if one crashes the others are unlikely to crash too. Is that accurate?

Good morning great good sers

>>53612596
2015 called and Arch Coal would like a word.
https://seekingalpha.com/article/4011156-arch-coal-exits-bankruptcy-analysis

Everything in Rheinmetall with 30x leverage

?

>>53611282
Is this a porno?

Are you ready for SOXL to pass $20?

>>53610646
i disdain this cum queen like you wouldn't believe.

>>53610864
>if it stays on this path
>if

>>53612640
How's that the same? These people have a pristine balance sheet

>google has public AI now
kek Baidu announced that their ChatGPT is available in march, you think they care about ethical issues in their chatbot? (other than mentioning the shitty things their governments may have done)
it's gonna wipe the floor with any NLP that west produces

>>53612701
>implying chinks wouldn't heavily moderate an algo that could tell its citizens that the ccp are a group of globalist kikes

>>53611953
>>53611932

walls are real.

>>53612710
they will, but that's not my problem
I don't really care what they do in China

>>53612701
Baidu poomped on that news yet Google doesn‘t.
Curious.

>>53612724
everything they do in china they push into the west, hence why we have the WEF being a problem; the chinksect is using capitalism against us to buy us up piece by piece and spread influence and reliance on them into our lands

>>53612736
And that‘s based

>tfw u lived long enough to witness the first corporate AI war

how can i profit from this

>>53612736
can someone post that AI vocaroo about karate chopping a white boy but make it about karate chopping a chinkoid instead?

thanks, need kino.

What are the chances we take another -4% down this june like it did last year at that time?

I predict Powell will be dovish today to bait some more FOMO before ultimately sending us to new lows when January CPI is released

>>53611419
No they didn t. It s temporary suspension !

What's the plan today? SQQQ or TQQQ?

>>53612529
He has 0 shares of each of those tickers and a logo of Coca Cola

>>53612795
shame there's no crab QQQ, because that would be the play

>>53612758
I don't have that, but have this instead: https://vocaroo.com/1i0R1PfOcLof

>>53612717
sad

>>53612645
Thank you. Just bought puts. Germany has to die.

>>53612803
he has KO. I was suggesting the others

>>53612620
>I lose money on the bond value but make more money on the interest rates?
Eh, maybe? If the price of the fund goes down, you're losing money when you sell it or when it matures. He can't promise you that it absolutely definitely will come back up to where it was when you bought before you exit your position. If it goes down in value more than the amount you're making from interest/dividend payments, you're definitely losing money.
>If the value goes down, it's going to go back up and the best time to buy is when it's at its lowest
Yes, "when it reaches its lowest point" is the ideal time to invest more in it. That's a generic statement that is both absolutely true and absolutely useless unless you have a crystal ball.
You got sold a bill of hope (or cope) by someone repeating generic investment talking points that have nothing to back them up with respect to this particular fund.
>the fund containing multiple bonds so even if one crashes the others are unlikely to crash too. Is that accurate?
Again, yes, but that's generic 'diversify your investments' advice.
That's not to say it's good or bad, but It's probably not good, since it's a bank managed bond fund. Managed funds and ETFs have management and maintenance fees, meaning you're paying somebody else to buy and sell the bonds for you and to pick winners and losers for you when they 'rebalance' the fund. That means you're losing part of your gains, so in almost every case you're better off buying the bonds or stocks directly yourself.
Friendly advice for keeping your money with the bank? Compare their interest rates on savings and CDs, and their "investment products' returns" to their stock dividend.

>>53612821
you are GMI

If it seems like the S&P is running out of steam that’s because it is

>>53612683
Arch Coal's balance sheet was fine until Obama's green energy regulations choked them out.

>>53612830
Bought more calls on LMT and JPM, too.

>>53612821
Their orders are filled for the next 3 years just to produce ammo for all the military hardware given to Ukraine, not to mention Nafo countries need to replenish all that hardware because their own stockpiles are now empty.

You = dumdum

>futures

>>53612850
See >>53612847
It's not that i don't believe in war stocks. I just prefer to not meddle with niggers (germans).

>>53612822
One share? 1000?

>>53612817
>https://vocaroo.com/1i0R1PfOcLof
this one is always good but I reall need the karate chopping a white boy one but instead have it about chinkoids please.

>>53612864
I see. Fair enough.

>>53612819
I wonder if she misses being younger?

Fed's Kashkari: Labour Market Too Hot, Makes It Harder To Bring Inflation Down - CNN
-May Have To Hold Rates At A Higher Level For Longer

>>53612843
It is funny how they put out articles like this using Cramer to shill some woman's TA.

>>53612873
i think i will do a thread so people can share their best vocaroo....if it help some fren getting busy instead of buying shitcoin like ICP

>>53612596
Rather just keep buying BTU. Best options selling liquidity.

>tfw not only Jpow speaking but other fed members coming out each day talking the market down

>>53612843
But last week cramer himself said this was a new bull market.

>Futures

>>53612915
>talking the market down
in which universe ? "we see sign of cooling inflation"....is not taking the market down

I want JPow to absolutely heem the market but he's too much of a vagina to do it so that I can buy.

>>53612900
this is a fucked up webm, isn't it anon?? I won't be clicking but hopefully you can help me get the vocaroo I want? Of a white boi being karate chopped in half but instead it's of a chinkoid?

>DXY up
again
>VIX up
again
>yields up
again
guess what happens next

>>53612933
like "50bps next meeting" hint and mix it with "we will reach our terminal rate target" and the market is gone faster than you can say jew

>>53612785
That's not his style at all #HigherForLonger

>>53612957
market goes up again?

>>53611650
Me on the left.

bobo pls don’t heem me too badly today I need money for escorts

>>53610646
Here for Mommy Tay.

>>53613026
can you trade prostitution futures on german exchanges? i hear its legal there

Need the bobo meme where he chainsaws the mumu downwards through his body

>>53612970
say that again

>>53613045
american women are so ugly. no wonder they have to go for the dogs

>>53613055
sucks to suck bobo - mumus are in charge of the body politik now :) you're going to be lined up like the rest of them on the wall next week.

>>53612957
this bullshit has barely any correlation with how the market behaves retard

just tune out all the noise and watch how the price moves, that's all you need

>>53613064
but thats exactly what happened yesterday, the market went up

>>53613045
Sad they killed her and replaced her with a body double

Got 30k
I want to go all in on a 10-20x leverage and either make it or kms
What does /smg/ suggest?

>>53613074
Except it does all the time. Every time the dollar goes up stocks goes down and vise versa.

looks like we're going to have another exciting day

>>53613082
everything is possible I guess

>>53613091
save yourself the time and just kill yourself now

>>53613088
She just got a boob job.

>>53613091
try to ride some retail bull rush

>>53613072
Mumu seething so hard he responds to posts even when no one directly speaks to him

>>53613045
I heard this bitch is related to some elite bankers or something

>>53613091
Give me the money, and kys

>>53612620
Bond prices have fallen because interest rates have gone up, which is why they have negative returns rn. That means it's a good time to buy bonds, because buy low, sell high. Bond/interest rates have a very predictable inverse correlation. Leave your money in the bonds till after interest rates go down, or even forget about them till you retire. That way you will make capital gains when the price goes up, as well as the interest while you own them. Bonds are very low risk, so don't worry about your money. Just don't sell low.

>>53613103
its ok, honkler-san. we will face this market together

>>53613091
If you want to blow up spectacularly, sell naked calls.
Do this for 4-5 years. 5% premium each month. At the end you'll either have 20x or zero.

>>53613128
Spawn of satanists

>>53613110
That’s not all she got

>>53613124
I was just being sporting, lil' chap. It doesn't feel like winning if you just are massacre'd haplessly

MYSZ newest AI meme stock

>Powell speaking at the Economic Club of Washington Today at 12:40pm ET.

Gas is trading like a shitcoin, holy shit.

>>53613091
russian roulette, bet on yourself
If you fail, at least you ain't here to see it
Unironically too good to fail

>>53613157
>Trailor ran her tremulous hands over her thick, meaty, veiny and engorged new member, mouth agape at the girth and hue
>Doctor, I can't thank you enough. I will rape so much boipussi it will be outrageous, thank you. Thank you.

>>53612900
What she 12 in that vid? This is what the goblina looks like now. Rosita the toliet scrubber.

>>53613091
You're gonna lose it all.

At least just trade normal stocks, so you can hold them if it goes tits up.

You could have made 100% on coinbase by buying one or two months ago.

>>53613074
>dollar
>bonds
>vix
>this bullshit has barely any correlation with how the market behaves
lmao. absolute mouth breathing retarded newfag detected.

>>53613189
I'd pay good money to see tranny Taylor take scoopsies bussy.

>>53613138
uuh sweaty the yields are going up, so the price is going down.
if you're holding right now you want the price to go up not down (assuming you don't hold until maturity)

>>53613212
who knew beans, chips and avocado toast could fuck up a bod that quick?

>>53613091
SPY and QQQ LEAPS. Furthest expiration date. Buy on a low IV day.

>>53613226
it's only a matter of time until a really good deepfake of tranny trailor with a massive wang comes out.

>>53613229
So hold till yields come down.

>>53613091
Just play roulette at the casino. At least it'll be quick.. If you must insist, all in BOIL for the funny swings

>>53613244
the yields will go above 5%

>>53612900
spic women hit the wall so quickly it's unreal

>>53613236
>>53613091
If you do this do not do it while we are above 400 spy. Wait for dips and do it slowly until we get a huge dump

>>53613240
We should be able to deepfake scoopsies too

>>53613254
And the fund will buy more.

It's gonna crab until 12:00 isn't it.

Then JPow is gonna be super hawkish.

>>53613290
yes above 5% is the time to buy, not now like you suggested that would be dumb

>>53613303
yep. the moment he opens his mouth there's going to be a swing

>bitcoin up
>futures down
Explain

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>>53613360
Maybe Buttcoin is decoupling from the Nasdump

>futures

>>53612826
Thanks for the info
>Compare their interest rates on savings and CDs, and their "investment products' returns" to their stock dividend.
Can you elaborate on what you mean? I don't get it
>>53613138
Thanks for the advice. It's managed by the bank so I think they might sell them and return me the money automatically in a year but I could reinvest it right away

>>53613493
>Can you elaborate on what you mean? I don't get it
Put your money in the bank, In a CD or Savings Account or Premiere Savings Account:
https://www.chase.com/personal/savings/bank-cd#rates
https://www.chase.com/personal/savings/interest-savings/interest-rates
https://www.chase.com/personal/savings/savings-account/interest-rates
Interest rates on bank products (savings/cds) are .01%, .02% per year.. 6 and 12 month CDs are 2% or 3%. 3.25 or 3.50 if you deposit more than $10k.
Meanwhile the dividend on JPM stock is 2.82% per year regardless of how much you own or for how long. 1 share at $140? You're getting 2.82% of that with no locked-in time commitment or penalty for early withdrawal.
You see the same thing with other banks.
So and easy way to get a better return instead of putting your money into savings to "save it", is to just buy stock shares of your bank.

>>53612736
>the chinksect is using capitalism against us to buy us up piece by piece and spread influence and reliance on them into our lands
wait, so... you're being colonized because they're beating you at your own game? that sounds...utterly fair.