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Big Short edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy2trws.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Egg Resources:
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/APU0000708111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEZxCbcaweU

Previous >>53594487

>> No.53596477

Crash it down

>> No.53596483
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Based

>> No.53596486

i just want to earn money trading, it shouldn't be this hard

>> No.53596490

Cheapies soon.

>> No.53596493

bloodbath monday at close?

>> No.53596502

uranium

>> No.53596514
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I don't want to celebrate too early, but will we hit 1 or 2 circuit breakers today?

>> No.53596525

I’m going to close out my NVDA puts and sqqq position rather early and focus on snagging some dividend aristocrats

>> No.53596540
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>futuros

>> No.53596549

Where shall I place my buy order for COIN?

>> No.53596552

>>53596549
$0

>> No.53596571

so last week cramer said to buy and burry said to sell. now cramer is saying there will be pain and burry is nowhere to be seen

the hell do i do

>> No.53596581
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>>53596549
I unironically have a buy order for one share of COIN at $1.

>> No.53596595

>>53596571
buy and hold AMD. hasn't changed this whole bear market. you can have my shares when we're back at ATH's again.

>> No.53596598

>>53596571
Sacrifice females to the crab gods

>> No.53596609
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>futures

>> No.53596615

>>53596595
AMD is getting slaughtered. Their last earnings were miserable. Like it or not having such a high P/E ratio is bad during a volitile market.

>> No.53596625
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My only regret is not buying way more SOXS

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>>53596615
Okay Bobo. Just ignore the fact that we broke out bigly on volume last week. Either way, not like I'm short term trading anyways. Let's see where they're at in a couple of years.

And stop talking about P/E ratios like they mean what you think they mean.

>> No.53596667

https://vocaroo.com/15gdjd48mf7H

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>>53596657
this euphoria may take us higher.

>> No.53596677

>>53596657
Why would I care about the fluctuation of the stock price fluctuation during volatility? I care about the companies financials only and future catalysts. AMD doesn’t have any catalysts to speak of. No fabs under construction, no chips act money, totally reliant on TSM. No longer have the high NA EUV machine advantage. AMD is probably going to hit a 20-25 P/E

>> No.53596681

I was too late to the China short train, their indexes are just crabbing now

>> No.53596683

Buying more META. Can’t buck the zuck. Sorry for doubting you, Mark-san.

>> No.53596684
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The baggie is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a speculator, delusional, euphoric, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But tell him that he’s swimming naked and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

>> No.53596692

>>53596683
its only pumping because of the buy back
don't get tricked anon, you need to time this right

>> No.53596694

>>53596681
Did China market crash when we popped their baloon?

>> No.53596698

>>53596657
>PE ratio explained.jpg
>t. (((Cathie)))

>> No.53596701

MY NIGGERS

you should be buying small caps right now

>> No.53596714

Oil? Oil.

>> No.53596722

>>53596694
China50 is now back at its january 6th point, all the growth between then was undone

>> No.53596758

No potential bearish numbers until Thursday
Get ready for another "retard" pump bobos

>> No.53596768

>>53596714
Coal is finally stopping it's massive decline and now stabilizing and making some gains

>> No.53596771

>>53596722
If you dont see the V formation and this being the first retrace, nobody can help you.

>> No.53596795

>>53596771
the only V you'll see is on the DXY

>> No.53596804

>>53596795
inverted V maybe, thats called a top, or are you looking at 5 minutes charts?

>> No.53596807

>>53596804
literally look at daily or weekly
it's breaking out

>> No.53596816

Bad news guys, my portfolio went positive today for the first time in months (ausfag) so basically you are fucked today

>> No.53596817

>>53596807
like it was going to break out on the 2nd of January, or the 5th of December or late October or early October. Yes we know bobo, dxy is going to 200 any day no. Niggger the dollar is dying, there is nothing bullish in the Fiatverse for the dollar atm.

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>>53596817
>>there is nothing bullish in the Fiatverse for the dollar atm.
>what is dollar milkshake theory

>> No.53596836
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>> No.53596842

admitting defeat by posting a glowjack and doing green text glow. Samrt

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>>53596758
this is my fear, much like last tuesday. Everyone is shorting or getting puts.. so that pressure will drive up the market.

But im poor and dont have the software to prove it.

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>>53596842
>admitting defeat by posting a glowjack and doing green text glow. Samrt

>> No.53596854

>>53596464
I think something funny about 2008 is everyone always saying that there should have been more regulation to stop it, when half the problem of the crisis was caused by the regulatory agencies themselves.

>> No.53596859

>>53596843
OI data is public

>> No.53596861

>>53596827
why?

>> No.53596863
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>> No.53596864

I just purchased 100 shares of Tyson Foods pre market. What am I in for

>> No.53596867

Does Q really want Trump to win or is that a euphemism for me coming back from Antarctica?

>> No.53596872

>>53596817
Weak dollar means more inflation genius. If you’re basing your bull run on a disinflation pivot, the dollar needs to hold up.
Only other way to control it would be mass unemployment and demand destruction.

>> No.53596877

btw, did the futures spammer got ranged yesterday?

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Good luck boys. Don't be afraid of making a small gain. Don't forget to see what commodities are doing! And don't forget your foreign market updates. :) almost a month away from Spring.

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>>53596859
well I'm dumb then and don't have it. Care to educate a coincidence?

>> No.53596895

I'm getting heemed.

>> No.53596897

>>53596872
What pivot? Heh, what are you talking about? There is no pivot. The fed has to keep rising rates, but as it has to rise it now slower it is putting the dollar under pressure from other fiat whose central banks show no intention of slowing down, while the dollar loses more transactions everyday while brics and unalligned nation start to rise again.
The 00s are over, the US doesnt have the capabilities and financial means anymore to go after every shithole that starts to go off the dollar

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>>53596895
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Check futas see that most are green, hmmm... O its commodities futas. check the indies, RED.

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>> No.53596936

uhm brap sisters? are we winning? or will it get fucked at the day 6 again?

>> No.53596951

>>53596657
>picture taken from a book written right before the dotcom bubble crashed and investors took losses of 30% even if they had never touched tech stocks and 50-90% if they did
lmao

>> No.53596970

>>53596502
uranium mines in production
uranium mines in development still trading at 1 times their TEV

>> No.53596971

>>53596936
>Ee bought?

>> No.53596976
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>TRUST THE SCIENCE, CHUDS!
Show him actual science
>MEDS NOW SCHIZO!
It's all so tiring

>> No.53596983

>>53596971
its normal that it does +-2% swings in 15 minutes
its really a shitcoin, the real test will be whether it can break above the daily 6 and hold it I think. Its steadily been gliding under it for the past months

>> No.53596985

>>53596861
spending it all on SOXL

>> No.53596988

anyone buying AI stocks?

>> No.53597000

>>53596976
>he engages in conversation with Holocaust-Americans
lol who told you that was a good idea

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>> No.53597004

>>53596988
Buy AA and walk away

>> No.53597008

>amazon to lay off 67,000
PUMP IT

>>53596540
>2019
Literally ancient news. but I wish it was still 2019

>> No.53597010

>>53596988
kek no. I’m shorting them, specifically NVDA. AI is the new EV

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53597014

Their are people in this thread that see a cart like this and say "This looks bullish".

>> No.53597016

>>53596988
c3 ai ran 80% in the last month

>anyone buying ai stocks

yeah anon please go ahead i see another 80% in our future

>> No.53597023

>>53596657
This writing is Yiddish, I can feel it from the language choices. It's amazing how well the Talmudists have promoted their own industries using effectively pump and dump via their network of media.

>> No.53597028

>>53597014
>I am an expert commodities trader and I will exactly time the bottom

This is what they're thinking annon.

>> No.53597033

>>53597014
yes clearly it will go sub 2$, the downward momentum is too strong for it to not make a new all time low for sure

>> No.53597038
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Did anyone enter that Boeing short I mentioned last month?
SHIB

>> No.53597040

>>53597014
I am autistic. Please clarify if this is irony.

>> No.53597043
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>>53597014
this looks bullish

>> No.53597045

>>53596843
if that's a quarter-pound of a decent steak cut, then that's a good deal right there.

>> No.53597047

>>53597016
only 2% up in 12 months
plenty of room to grow at 2 billion mccap

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>>53597014
Well surely there will be a green candle again someday, somewhere, on some planet, in some dimension, on some alternate timeline, r-right?

>> No.53597061
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>>53596827
Seems like autism to me.
A decent phone and car is not expensive and you'll look like a normal man and not a creepy fart who steals mc donalds ketchup.

>> No.53597064

>>53597045
It's probably something shitty like flank steak.

>> No.53597068

>>53597049
How can alternative timelines exist if mirrors aren't real?

>> No.53597078
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>>53597014
I buy every day.
Every new low is a potential ath in the future

>> No.53597079

>>53597068
because walking backwards isn't walking through a mirror. it's just a directional shift.

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>>53597028
>>I am an expert commodities trader and I will exactly time the bottom
keked

>> No.53597081
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CAM ON DXY

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post portfolio

post gains or loss

no editing

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>>53597068

>> No.53597091

>>53597080
>153 connections
Hahahaha I guess women don't even need connections to succeed in life that's why they don't have any.

>> No.53597097

>futures
>yields

>> No.53597099
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>>53597064
>flank steak
>shitty

>> No.53597100

>>53597084
I sold my Coinbase shares on Friday, so I'm 100% cash now.

>> No.53597101
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Oh btw, which one of you commented and said my videos are just sad?!? Show yourself! I look a lot more poor than I really am, because I don't spend money on normalfag shit

>> No.53597107
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TODAY

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>>53597107
fuck off bizball is dead

>> No.53597117

>>53597014
that image is property of mott capital

>> No.53597119

>>53597099
Ok look flank steak can be good but it's a very tough cut.

>> No.53597124

>>53597040
natural gas prices are supremely volatile. it's very hard to predict price spikes and general direction.
and charts mean basically nothing anyway. people who "read charts" are just navel-gazing. the only reason to look at a chart is to ask yourself "what kind of history has this company had" and the only scales worth looking at are like 5 years, 10 years, all-time. it gives you an idea of when to go looking for which historical events caused them to price far, far outside their trading range for the 1-2 years around said price spike/drop. this is because you're looking for one where their true valuation probably did not change, but the market overreacted -- that's where you make money.
history doesn't repeat, but if you recognize when it's rhyming in real time, you win, they lose.

>> No.53597132

>>53597117
Your Bussy is property of Citadel Holdings

>> No.53597152

>>53597003
i remember that day pretty well. i skipped my shoe shining that afternoon on my way to susquehanna

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>>53597119
By 2030 a flank steak meal (or any beef meal) may be worth an average weeks salary

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>>53597153

>> No.53597162
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>>53597101
there could be more action

>> No.53597175

>>53597162
Action? It's a stock market video. Do you want me to start doing coke like Cramer or something?

>> No.53597180

I say we close green and the shorts get swamped. They arent foolin shit with the reversal scout

>> No.53597186

>>53597180
Who are you quoting?

>> No.53597194
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand

that was it for the natgas bounce kek

new low today

>> No.53597201

>>53597194
Good, my short was in danger of getting stopped out

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>>53597175
>>53597162
this anon is right, at this point i feel like im watching a long intro to a bad Girls Do Porn video without the payoff

>> No.53597208

>>53597180
p/c ratios might spike. msm and advertising agencys try to make retail go short and buy puts. But overall short coverage it is going to be

>> No.53597209

Why is the market lower? Is this because of the Chinese spy balloon?

>> No.53597215

>>53597064
Flank steak may be more difficult to prepare in a tasty manner, but a good Chef can make it taste great.

>> No.53597219
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>>53597209
yes, the bubble popped

>> No.53597222

>>53597204
I'm open to suggestions, but I don't really know what more action means. Is this is a zoomer thing where I have to have a bunch of jump cuts and a soi face picture of me in the title card for more clicks?

>> No.53597231

>>53597201
you will be fine, natgas is impossible to be bullish until refilling season, it took the shitcoin 1.5 hours to get to its high for today only to drop in 15 minutes

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>>53597219
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>53597231
When refiling season?

>> No.53597254

>>53597222
since you got trips ill tell you whats been good lately
> Funny Intros
> Notepads (we can see)
And here is what can be improved
> Length
> Buzz sound in the background
> Video Quality (it was better before you used a webcam and weren't in the picture)
> You used to be more racist and disliked minorities and streamed yourself dancing. We want to see the real cuddly you

>> No.53597257

>>53597242
Soon anon.
Inshallah

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>>53596514
>Down 1.50% On the nasdaq

>Hurrr are we gonna hit circuit breakers today

The retardation and copium of these bears is astoundingly high.

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>>53597258
Thanks for the good vibe signal, I'm buying 0DTE puts. Maybe I get lucky

>> No.53597303

>>53597254
Yeah a lot of problems could be solved if I had a better camera. I suppose I could try and use my phone, but I don't have any sort of stand or holder for my phone so that's a bit of a problem.
>be more racist
As I've gotten older I don't hate people as much as I used to. I now realize that the Jews are behind everything terrible and they are the only ones I hate.
>streamed yourself dancing
All of that crazy shit I used to do was when I was off my meds.

>> No.53597325

>>53597258
Nah not today. MMs won’t start freaking out unless Powell starts talking about a terminal rate of 7% tomorrow

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>he didn’t buy sqqq at $33
Ngmi

>> No.53597331

breaking news: dell to lay off 6,650 workers, or 5% of its workforce

t. cnbc

>> No.53597342

>>53597325
terminal rate is open. Not that it matter since the November fomc

>> No.53597343

>>53597194
Why do people think nat gas would go up into the summer if there is inventory?

>> No.53597345

>>53597331
Who the fuck still buys from Dell?

>> No.53597349

>>53597296
Its only a pullback for now. Be patient. The opportunity to short is soon

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>>53597331
>mumu still believes this is bullish

>> No.53597352

>>53597343
>people
if you cant spot an astroturf, dont be on the internet

>> No.53597362

>>53597331
good. their ultrawide oled is so overpriced for the shit it is. at least their warranty is A+

>> No.53597372

>>53597303
>As I've gotten older I don't hate people as much as I used to. I now realize that the Jews are behind everything terrible and they are the only ones I hate.

How old were you when you figured this out? Was just a couple years ago for me

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CANCEL ALL ORDERS

>> No.53597390

>>53597372
Figured what out? That I don't hate people as much or that Jews are responsible for everything bad?

>> No.53597402

Where tf is the TRKA shill?

Wtf was that PM? Why is it dying now?

>> No.53597409

>>53597373
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbxjTzEbLmI&t=14s

>> No.53597412

>>53597351
sorry im jewish and im not allowed to eat ze bugs
no, not even grasshoppers because you cant prove which grasshopper specie is kosher

>> No.53597429

>>53597412
Klaus said bugs are kosher.

>> No.53597430

>>53597412
I specifically buy all of my meat either halal or kosher despite the fact I'm not a part of either camp.

>> No.53597437
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53597437

UPRO lads

>> No.53597444
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53597444

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.53597445

OPEN THE FOOKIN MARKETS

>> No.53597448

>>53597429
they are, but only specific species which were only described 2000 years ago using their colors(no one knows what they represent today) AKA unless you find some persevered grasshoppers in some judean archeological find and manage to say which species they are related to today, they are not kosher
I WILL NOT ZE BUGS

>> No.53597454

>>53597390
The Jew part

>> No.53597463

>>53597429
Locusts are the only bugs considered kosher but that means Jews will be eating bugs too.

>> No.53597464
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53597464

Since I started getting involved in the market, I look forward to Mondays and want the weekend to go by faster. Weird, never woulda thought

>> No.53597467

>>53597437
We slurping this Tyson dip? Or does it have room lower?

>> No.53597468
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53597468

Uhh, chicken bros?
Time to slurp the impending 52 week low?

>> No.53597478
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53597478

natgas baggies, kek

you really thought that spike was gonna safe you? back to lower 2.3 today

>> No.53597483

>>53597222
the videos are fine and comfy, dont listen to that moron asking for more "action"

>> No.53597485
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53597485

>>53597116
You cannot run from the BizBall

>> No.53597486

I can recommend this Polish stock: Arctic Paper. I have 35% of my portfolio in this stock and have made over 300%. It's a value stock with strong momentum.

>> No.53597493

>>53597454
After trump was elected basically. I went to public school so I was fed the lie of the Holocaust, I live in Michigan so we even got the privilege of visiting the Holocaust museum so I was pretty brainwashed. But yeah far too many (((coincidences))) since trump's election.

>> No.53597494

>>53597467
Everyone is worrying about Febs CPI wont decline as much as Jan. I think this whole thing has room to go down more for at least another week

>> No.53597495

So, SQQQ or TQQQ if I feel like losing my shirt?

>> No.53597496
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53597496

Who /cashgang/ here?

>> No.53597498
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53597498

BOIL anon shill almost as bad as SOXL shill
both created a lot of baggies

>> No.53597501

I think the opening dip is gonna get swallowed up in less than an hour. The retard pump isn’t over

>> No.53597503

>>53597495
S

>> No.53597511
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53597511

>tfw no Spacely Sprockets job

>> No.53597510

>>53597496
Yes - looking for something to buy or short

>> No.53597514

>>53597483
I'm always looking for ways to improve things so I don't mind fielding suggestions. That being said, if it reaches a point where I'm making videos exclusively for zoomers, I'll just hang it up. Pointless to try and keep their attention. I won't make TikTok videos.

>> No.53597518

>>53597409
LoL

Almost sounds like gilbert Gottfried

>> No.53597520
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53597520

>>53597501
I'm buying 0DTE QQQ puts at the bell, 5 mins after bell, or 15 mins after bell. I got 10 mins to decide

>> No.53597524

>>53597501
>The retard pump isn’t over
check yields and DXY

>> No.53597530

>>53597498
kek, natgas bulls should just take the loss and move on

>> No.53597531

>>53597494
Keeping it on my watchlist then, seems like a nice sector to have direct exposure to.

>>53597496
40k cash and 5k in TLT, not technically cash gang but close.

>> No.53597539

>>53597514
I think the current form of the videos is fine, jsut maybe get a better cam if you can one day

>> No.53597548

OPEN THE MARKETS

>> No.53597555

>>53597496
Cash is a terrible position to hold I thought.

>> No.53597556

Jesus, why did On Semi crater on good earnings but AMD pumped like a retard on viagra? Shit makes no sense, I should be rolling in the cash laughing at bobos

>> No.53597557

>>53597539
It would be great to get a new camera and a decent microphone one day.

>> No.53597559

>>53597496
70k HYSA
50k no penalty CD
20k equities (down 60% still)

>> No.53597560

dont tell me its going to be another pussy ass -0.74% down day or some shit. Where are the fucking 2.5% gap downs? Where's the 3% days??? And don't say >muh vix because since 0DTEs became a thing the VIX has been broken. 17 VIX yet SPY can make intraday 2% moves, yeah okay.

>> No.53597567

>>53597409
I have been lurking /smg/ for 4 years, and I just now learned where all of these lines came from
>buddy, look at AAPL computer
>we told you people not to get involved in that
>cancel all orders
>we told you that we didn't want to see you get hooked
>you may be hooked
>even Cramer doesn't know what to think
amazing that all of these lines are just from (one) video

>> No.53597568
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53597568

>he fell for the biggest short squeeze in 10 years as a bullish sign

yikesies

>> No.53597570

>>53597560
wait for the big volume on open, some baggies will slurp as usual then we go into free fall
>Verification not required.

>> No.53597571
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53597571

DXY still climbing this could be a bloodbath

>> No.53597574

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.53597576

>>53597560
if you wait for 3200 or the mystical 2800 correction. keep waiting

>> No.53597577

>>53597560
You will eat your crab and you will enjoy it young man

>> No.53597579
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53597579

should I buy bonds?

>> No.53597581
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53597581

>>53597560
Ikr, we need one good day of blood for a change

>> No.53597585

>>53597571
WHO
FUCKIGN
CARES

>> No.53597589

>>53597574
Your five minutes early.

>> No.53597590
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53597590

>>53597548

>> No.53597592

whew lad look at the fookin' 10 year yield!!
up another 10 basis points today, big jump from below 3.4% to above 3.6% in several days
we saw huge rounds of short covering when we hit 3.5 and then 3.4, each 10 it dropped = more rounds
now we are back above.. guess what happens next

>> No.53597593

>>53597579
this picture needs a continuation of the WTC just dabbing while on fire

>> No.53597596

>>53597585
there has been a lot of talk about the dollar index, so its natural that shills and shitposters try to get attention by astro turfing it.

>> No.53597598

Watch SECO and CNET

>> No.53597601
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>>53597585
the market cares sweaty

>> No.53597602
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53597602

>>53597409
Holy shit that's where those memes came from kek

>> No.53597604

>>53597567
Okay I'll bite, what video? And post a link nigger

>> No.53597605

>>53597589
oops sorry ahah I'm in a different time zone so I thought it was time already ahah

>> No.53597610

>>53596827
Cars stopped getting better in the 1980s and 1990s. Everything since then is just regulatory compliance. Pickup trucks have gotten better, but they're also much more expensive now.

>> No.53597612

>>53597585
>who cares about DXY
lurk moar
the market cares more about the relative strength of the dollar than it does equities
and it cares more about bonds and interest rates than it does the dollar
Bonds > Dollar > Stocks

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>>53597560

>> No.53597616

>>53597602
how new are you, fat hands?

>> No.53597622

>>53597596
>>53597601
>>53597612
IF I WANTED USELESS INFORMATION I'D TUNE INTO CNBC
QUIT POLLUTING /SMG/

>> No.53597626
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53597626

>>53597585
I do bitch.

>> No.53597628
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53597628

I ALREADY KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THAT WILL BEE

>> No.53597629
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53597629

For me it's this video, gives me a hardon everytime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1xqSZy9_4I

>> No.53597630
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53597630

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

>> No.53597631

CANCEL ALL ORDERS

>> No.53597632

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.53597634
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53597634

SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

>> No.53597633

>>53597616
Sadly ive been here for almost 7 years and have never seen that video.

>> No.53597637

>>53597622
>discussing the move higher in the relative strength of the dollar is polluting /smg/
kill yourself
the move in the dollar is extremely important
if you don't understand this, kill yourself - and lurk moar

>> No.53597639

WTF WAS THAT

>> No.53597642
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53597642

>>53597622
Stop being a faggot. Please and thanks.

>> No.53597645
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53597645

>>53597630

>> No.53597656
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53597656

>>53597524
shhh do not summon him!

>> No.53597657
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53597657

FUCK SORRY IM LATE

>> No.53597663

Why isn't it selling off harder? Like shouldn't everybody be shitting and farteding?

>> No.53597665

WTF YOU GUYS TOLD ME IT WOULD CRASH AND IT'S RECOVERING???????????????? WTF!!!

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53597666

WOAH BLACK BETTY

>> No.53597668

>>53597663
Oh fuck, baggot you didn't go short did you?

>> No.53597669

>>53597666
>666
:o

>> No.53597670
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53597670

>>53597663

>> No.53597672
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53597672

this is your last chance to get out bobo

>> No.53597675

And just like that bears have stopped posting for the day, as we reverse to green.

>> No.53597684
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>>53597675
we are open for 5 minutes mumu
the first hour is always schizo hour

>> No.53597694
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never bet against america

>> No.53597695

All these kids trying to get rich doing crazy gambling of options.

Bag holders are the real winners. Time in the market.

>> No.53597697
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53597697

>>53597670

>> No.53597700
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53597700

WHOS RIDING TSLA TO 200

>> No.53597701

i got qqq put options

>> No.53597704
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53597704

C'mon I want you to dump

>> No.53597709

>>53597700
you mean after the reverse split?

>> No.53597711
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53597711

>>53597258
The only coping I'm doing is that I didn't buy more puts Thrusday

>> No.53597716

i'm getting fucked in the ASK

>> No.53597718

What the fuck is this manipulation on tsla?

>> No.53597722
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EVERYONE BUY CALLS BAGGOT IS SHORT!!!! I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL BUY CALLS!!

>> No.53597726

>>53597709
I didn't know there's a split coming in 2023? I thought they just did in August

>> No.53597734

BUD DEE LOOK AT AI COMPUTERS

>> No.53597736
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would you anons rather spent more money on renting a nice apartment (which is too big for you) or move in something like pic related where rent is 1/4 of what you pay now?

>> No.53597738
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53597738

>During the trial, Musk's lawyer Alex Spiro noted that the tweet was "technically inaccurate."

>"The whole case is built on bad word choice. Who cares about bad word choice? Just because it's a bad tweet doesn't make it fraud," Spiro said in his closing argument.

Top kek

>> No.53597741
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53597741

>presents

>> No.53597744

>>53597734
triple leveraged AI ETF when????

>> No.53597749

>>53597736
not enough info about other residents to make the decision

>> No.53597751

>>53597718
All the orders coming in from over the weekend. Sells and buys.

>> No.53597750

>>53597736
>rent is 1/4 of what you pay now?
1/4 of 0 is still 0.

>> No.53597752

>>53597736
My apartment is already 2big4me. I don't even use the upstairs. I used to sleep up there now I just sleep on the futon in the living room. Would gladly downsize for a reduction in rent.

>> No.53597755

>>53597738
in the eyes of the law fraud is different when a billionaire is doing it

>> No.53597757

why is that stupid AI stock still going up

>> No.53597762

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3jFLJWF75U

Thread theme

>> No.53597764

>>53597752
I have a 3 bed house, and it's just me lol. I'd be happy in a studio.

>> No.53597773

WHOA BLOCK BETTY BLAMBABLAM

>> No.53597776

>>53597749
typical city neighbours, loud, poor and mostly imigrants. the other apartment is in a upper middle class white neighbourhood outside the city with loud neighbours aswell.

>> No.53597778

>>53597757
because investors are retarded and don't understand it's just a shitty version of Palantir that does nothing to develop AI
investors hear "AI is the new hot thing!" and bandwagon FOMO in

>> No.53597784

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.53597783

>>53597762
No, this is the thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyMY2jbeLEI

>> No.53597785

>>53597764
At least you bought a house so even if you don't use it all it's at least gaining equity.

>> No.53597795

My buys this morning:
PM
AL

>> No.53597796

>>53597757
Investors (future bagholders) desperate to get into the next big thing while it's still early-ish.

>> No.53597801

>>53597757
u mad bro you missed the generational bottom on the next assembly line keep fomoing though

>> No.53597809

Gas Baggies

>> No.53597813

is JEPI finished?

>> No.53597814

>>53597757
because (you) shorted it

>> No.53597817

>>53597796
zoom out andys where are you now

>> No.53597822

Come on you bitch Pump.
Fuck that faggot Baggie

>> No.53597823
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53597823

any stock related to AI is going up

>> No.53597824
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53597824

>>53597813
Yes

>> No.53597825

>>53597785
>hopeful equitards
im not even surprised anymore

>> No.53597827

>>53597751
No this is straight up manipulation of TSLA by someone who doesn't want it going up to $200, probably wrote the calls

>> No.53597834

>>53597823
besides palantir baggies holy shit bros we just cant stop winning

>> No.53597840
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>>53597823
>cummins

>> No.53597845
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>>53597827
heheh, based. thanks TSLA manipulator, make it go down to 150

>> No.53597846

>>53597823
Man this is 3d printing all over again

>> No.53597848

>>53597813
i think today was pay day for JEPI dividends, I have them in my account. Seems like the ETF is too big now, like ARKK, anything retail jumps in seems to die quickly

>> No.53597853
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>>53597823
Soundhound can’t lose

>> No.53597857
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53597857

Anyone know what a treasury "ser z" note is? Why are they paying more than bills? Also why are they rated?

>> No.53597860
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53597860

Jesus could get look anymore Jewish?

>> No.53597867

>>53597860
chicks dig the jewfro

>> No.53597868

>>53597694
I can't tell what kind of genius this matches.

>> No.53597869

>>53597845
Shorties are inherently pessimistic. Let's get to 203 today.

>> No.53597874

>>53597860
His tiny hat is hidden in back like that guy from Oz.

>> No.53597877
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53597877

I like you people, so I am going to give back:

Buy $IUAX

TL;DR: It's dipped and ready to be bought. They are going to $5 next couple of years or higher pending a buy out.

>> No.53597881

>>53597877
>next couple of years

I only trade over a one week time horizon. What else you got?

>> No.53597889

>>53597877
$IAUX*

Derp.

>> No.53597891

>>53597877
do you mean IAUX
Nevada gold mining?

>> No.53597894
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53597894

What did baggie buy today?

>> No.53597898
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53597898

The duality of shitty bommer finance news sites

>> No.53597902

>>53597894
nothing. baggot isn't real

>> No.53597903
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53597903

>>53597881

$DRV might be printing next few months. IDK short term is gamboling, I try to stay away.

>> No.53597912

>>53597894
he bought KOLD

>> No.53597914
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53597914

>>53597891
Yes
>>53597889

>> No.53597921

I shorted

>> No.53597932

>>53597921
bottom signal

>> No.53597935
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53597935

>>53597877

One more thing:

$2.5- 3.10 is a great buy in range.

>> No.53597936

>>53597921
sharted*

>> No.53597940

>>53597921
Shorted what?

>> No.53597943
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>>53597921
Time to buy

>> No.53597947
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53597947

>>53597936
fucking 4chan mind hackers

>> No.53597950

>>53597464
Same, weekends are so fucking boring.

>> No.53597956

I'm losing money at speeds I'm not comfortable with

>> No.53597964

>>53597956
Have you tried adding more leverage?

>> No.53597979

I guess I'll bake since you guys are too lazy.

>> No.53597980
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53597980

>>53597956
>>53597964

>> No.53597983
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AAPL puts from last week, and some ambitious TSLA baby plays. Small timer over here

>> No.53597985
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53597985

Bake, you worthless niggers.

>> No.53597986

>>53597979
Based baker

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53597999

I don't like this.

>> No.53598001

Fresh
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
RUG PULL ALERT, RUN FOR THE HILLS

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>>53597979
Based: Ill give you another of my secret tickers:

IAUX
AEM

You will love it Mumu- all you do is buy and hold! :)

>> No.53598006

>>53597964
yea I could make it all back with leverage very fast
thanks anon

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>>53598001

>> No.53598014

>LET'S GO DIXIE
>104
>LET'S GO DIXIE
>104
>LET'S GO DIXIE
>104

>> No.53598016

>>53598001
whoops
>>53597998
>>53597998
>>53597998

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I've lost so much money.
Time to buy even more!!