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I need $18000 by the end of the month and I have 9500 left in my bank account, what do I do?

>> No.53595699

drv calls

>> No.53595916

all in on black

>> No.53595927

>>53595669
>playing roulette at the casino
sorry anon, but that's just natural selection operating

>> No.53595929

>>53595669
what state and if you say digital casino im going to shit in your face

>> No.53595930

>>53595669
What do you need 18k for?

>> No.53595932

>>53595669
What do you need 18,000 for?

>> No.53595934

>>53595669
>>53595916
all on black

>let us know what happenes

>> No.53596328

>>53595929
OP here, sorry switched to my phone. It's a digital casino but it's a live dealer and live roulette table at the casino about 2 hours away from me not a digital game. It's just more convenient than going to the actual casino because I'm overweight and have heart problems.
>>53595932
>>53595930
debts

>> No.53596347

>>53596328
I will send you 500 Link if you post a time stamped photo of a sharpie in your asshole.

>> No.53596358

>>53596347
do you have snapchat

>> No.53596367

>>53596358
No. Post it in the thread for everyone to see, that’s how these things work. Are you new here?

>> No.53596371

>>53596367
i don't have a sharpie sorry

>> No.53596391

Open 3 checking accounts, put $4750 into two of them, do full cash advances on both of them at your local walmarts until you get the money back draw all (less than $1k per store per day). Then put the cash in the third account and do it again. Then tell the banks that someone stole your card ***AND PIN*** and collect about $14000 after ten business days. Banks only report this stuff when goes above $5k.

>> No.53596405

>>53596371
Damn, guess you won’t be getting 500 link then.

>> No.53596408

>>53596347
>Link holder
>Ridden with homosexual fantasies
ims

>> No.53596433

>>53595669
Buy cocaine wholesale, add baking powder and sell it.

>> No.53596945

>>53596371
This man might give you thousands of dollars for putting a sharpie in your asshole and you can't go out and find a fucking sharpie? The fuck is wrong with you? This thread doesn't scream larp those debts are waiting to fuck your ass so why not a sharpie instead of debt collector assfucking, you fool.

>> No.53596973

>>53596945
>those debts are waiting to fuck your ass so why not a sharpie instead of debt collector assfucking
profound. i love it

>> No.53596982

>>53596328
Gambling debts?

>> No.53596990

>>53596328
I could never imagine going to an online casino how can I get free drinks and look into the face of those I beat when im online

>> No.53597035
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53597035

>online casino
Should we tell him?

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53597070

Ever sucked a dick before kid?

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53597073

>>53595669
Cool, doable actually. Grab the bags you have and buy Hamachi finance (ticker:HAMI), it's been 300% up since it launched a couple of weeks ago, with the current uptrend you'll have your money eom. Worst case scenario you get more rewards and get closer to your goal. It's not that hard and casino is for losers anyway

>> No.53597172

>>53596945

this. Would do that on a heartbeat

>> No.53597182

>>53595669
give it to me
50/50 lose it all or i 4x it