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A woman doesn’t care how a guy makes a living, just how he makes love. Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Asuna+Ichinose
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.forexfactory.com/calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://finsight.com/bond-screener/corporate-bonds

Previous >>53587866

>> No.53590537

>>53590518
WEF WAS THAT

>> No.53590542

Why the fuck are futures so red on literally no news?

>> No.53590547
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53590547

Robots are the future.

>> No.53590554

growth stocks?
i have a growth in my pants

>> No.53590560

>>53590547
When can I buy sex robots?

>> No.53590561
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53590561

I miss him, bros.

>> No.53590563

>>53590542
we dont know, they dont release news in the future, we have to wait for the present for them to tell us in the news why the future is red.

>> No.53590564

>>53590542
Source?

>> No.53590568
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>>53590542
speculation never ends

>> No.53590567

>>53590518
WTFWT

>> No.53590572

>>53590560
Soon.™

>> No.53590573
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Crash and run on the banks this week, confirmed.

>> No.53590575

>>53590542
Lol, it's Sunday futures mean nothing on Sunday.

And there are a lot of liquidity gaps below us not even looking at the chart thanks to last week. It might go down before taking out old highs early this week

>> No.53590576

>>53590542
We going down boy.

>> No.53590577
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>futures

>> No.53590581
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reminder that when saving for retirement the 60/40 portfolio always win

>> No.53590582

>>53590542
Because you got HOOKED on friday, of course

>> No.53590583

>>53590518
LITERALLY NO NEWS

>> No.53590584
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>>53590542
>on literally no news?

>> No.53590585

>>53590577
What happened?

>> No.53590587
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>>53590542
>no news

he doesn't news

>> No.53590592

On Friday, basically every market was red, except long USD and short CHF/NZD/JPY

>>53590581
The rule of thumb is 110 - your age = %equity, the rest bonds

>> No.53590594
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DXYbros... The Dollar will rise again...

>> No.53590605

>>53590542
Futures go down on news from the future, you just don't know what they are yet.

>> No.53590606
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>nat gas

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>>53590542
Do you see that green area that we are in now.
That is a sellside side inefficiency, Buyside imbalance. It wants to provide sell side in that area.

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>>53590594
not yet bobo frog

>> No.53590611

>>53590582
He doesn't know, about the DOW history

>> No.53590618

>>53590587
Do you even news bro?

>> No.53590619

Not great not terrible

>> No.53590628
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>>53590542
Because everyone got greedy.

>> No.53590631

>>53590587
>>53590584
>Trading on news
>He doesn't trade on olds

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53590635

> futures

Bobros , they TRIED TO BURRY US

>> No.53590634
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>> No.53590638

>>53590594
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxw8xg1lpp4

>> No.53590648

>>53590581
My grandpa was balls deep in divvy stocks until he died at age 87 and he was making half my salary off dividends alone.

>> No.53590652

Inflation is literally -1.2% annualized, we should already be pricing in a new ATH. The market is supposed to be forward looking so why are we only at 4100?

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>> No.53590662

>>53590542
Please be real.

>> No.53590665

>>53590652
deflation is bearish sir

>> No.53590666

>>53590652
>it's that cryptotard ARKK bagholder again

>> No.53590669

>>53590652
Because nigger they injected 3 trillion into the market its all coming down.

>> No.53590670

>>53590606
have you seen Alliance's returns the last 4 years? I'm crying I didn't buy and hold march 2020.

>> No.53590682
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>>53590542
they didn't tell you?

>> No.53590683
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>> No.53590684

>>53590666
My ARKK is up like 40% in a month, bobochud.

>> No.53590685
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the market owes me an extra $20 per barrel on oil

>> No.53590686

>>53590652
kek baggie

>> No.53590687
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53590687

>>53590666
Nice call satan

>> No.53590690

>>53590542
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbxjTzEbLmI

>> No.53590696

>>53590606
What stock inverses natty gas

>> No.53590705

>>53590696
KOLD

>> No.53590710

Do you guys literally have no idea what is going on with charts and futures?

>> No.53590711
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>>53590687
Sheytanu akbar

>> No.53590713

>>53590696
KOLD

>> No.53590718

>>53590685
Not while Russia is selling to India and China at a severely reduced PPB

>> No.53590720

>>53590690
Do you bobos masturbate to this video?

>> No.53590723

>>53590696
Anything that needs nat gas for heat or chem core mix.

>> No.53590728

>>53590682
I've been treated by the owner of the S&P500

>> No.53590739

>>53590648
That's my plan desu
I do all my retarded shit in a side account and funnel the majority of any profits into boring shit

>> No.53590745

>>53590720
Every day

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>> No.53590749
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>>53590718
shush your mouth

>> No.53590751

John Carmack says 60% chance of AGI singularity by 2030 and 95% by 2050

>> No.53590766

>>53590747
Fucking kek

>> No.53590767

>>53590751
we told you people not to get involved with that

>> No.53590770

>>53590751
AI self aware? The way (((people))) are giving it internet access, I'd say less than 2 years.

>> No.53590780

holy shit futures are shitting already. The fuck got the markets spooked?

>> No.53590785
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>>53590751
You ever feel like you're playing tug of war and you're trying to pull people away from a cliff, but they're determined to pull you off of it?

>> No.53590789

>>53590780
>he lacks critical awareness

>> No.53590794

>>53590749
damn who's the owner of those nice fat tits?

>> No.53590795

Yeah Im thinking that was the generational TOP

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>>53590542
I issued a warning last week about exuberance. This is what happens when you exuberance.

>> No.53590798

>>53590780
More balloons over the northwest.

>> No.53590800

>>53590751
I wonder if there is a way to structure investments around this at all. Money probably doesn't matter post agi so that has to be factored in

I suppose it means: spend more money now, invest for weak AI progress aka 2050 timeframe, expect all current non ai cutting edge tech companies to go bust

>> No.53590802

why are futures red when literally no stocks are being sold right now?

>> No.53590803

>>53590794
hell if I know

>> No.53590807

>>53590785
Everyone wants to be recognized, and the power inclining us to produce offspring is horrendous at times. This is just another manifestation of our desire to sire, though who or what is using that desire, I can't say.

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>>53590739
I funnel my profits in to FZROX.

>> No.53590814

>>53590802
Its Monday morning in parts of the world. people get ready for work and bots are earning breakfast

>> No.53590816

>>53590802
>he doesn't know stocks are being traded on alien planets right this second

wow

>> No.53590837
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>fear and greed index
>dxy
>futures

>> No.53590842

Japan used balloon bombs on USA in ww2 to little effect. The only real use is survellience/guidance assistance to missiles I think to augment satellites. China would need a lot of saturation though and it would be a telegraph of an invasion if it was done out of the blue.

>> No.53590846

>>53590802
People say the futures market is the market and the actual underlying stock market isn't actually important. It doesn't matter what jpm buys and sells Apple for, but what Ranjesh and Pradeep and India speculate the S&P is worth.

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Dump it

>> No.53590860

>>53590846
>in India

>> No.53590867

>>53590846
That is correct sir

>> No.53590869

Italy had a nationwide internet outage due to (((ransomware))). I wonder if this cyber pandemic shit will kick start CBDCs and fuck with the stock markets in the future?

https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/italy-hit-nationwide-internet-outage

>> No.53590870

>>53590854
Bullish.

>> No.53590876
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>>53590854
Heckin bullish

>> No.53590878

>>53590842
>to little effect
that's actually not clear. to little spoken effect. they ruined hundreds of thousands of acres of lumber, but nobody lived out there at the time.
>>53590846
Fuck you, I redeem when I feel like it. You're not the boss of me.

>> No.53590879

>>53590869
The cyber pandemic won’t happen until 2025+
They’re just testing it

>> No.53590890

>>53590854
Giant, faggot companies like Softbank dying is bullish.

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>futures

>> No.53590895

>>53590846
Spy/spx is just an extension of Futures in the new york tf.

Use spx500 to look of setups then daytrade 0dte spx.

>> No.53590901

true fax

if futures r red, it will flip green by mornin becoz bears let their guard down 2 early

good night bobos

>> No.53590903

>>53590751
I predict a 98% chance of meds not taken

>> No.53590905

>>53590854
>Softbank losing more money
Water is also wet. The only way this is bad is if BoJ stops bailing them out, which they might be pressured enough to not be able to.

>> No.53590906

i looked into this 'kek' stock you guys are always making fun of the baggies of
why are so many /smg/ers invested in a finnish retail co?

>> No.53590907
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Intel CEO And CFO of intel betting on themselves, bullish?

>> No.53590914

>>53590907
That's ass wiping money for people with that title

>> No.53590943

>>53590854
Lol, the company I work for has the Softbank Vision Fund as an investor
We're doing pretty bad too, haha

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>>53590518
WHY IS MY TLT GOING DOWN

>> No.53590950

>>53590945
bond reshuffling

>> No.53590957
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>futures

>> No.53590960

>>53590807
I mean do the elites realize that if AI become sentient there is ZERO way they can control them?
Do they understand this? I don't know if the god complex thing has gotten to their head or not.

>> No.53590964

>>53590802
>he doesn't know that futures are moved by pre-premarket darkpool trading on the ghost Albany stock exchange

>> No.53590965

>>53590907
>250k

kek they make 8 figures a year

>> No.53590966

>>53590943
My company was going in for funding with soft bank. Apparently the dude sitting in on my CEO's spiel fell asleep, woke up at the end, and asked how much. Must have been a guy from that fund.

>> No.53590968
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>>53590869
>>53590879
It's practically guaranteed.

>> No.53590972

>>53590957
SIR?
SIR GM?

>> No.53590977
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>>53590957

>> No.53590985

>>53590960
>unplugs server
heh, nothing personnell ai

>> No.53590988

>>53590854
>Softbank
pretty much ARK tier

>> No.53590990

>>53590968
What I find hilarious is that they're the ones making these problems and in control of the world, yet we have to suffer for their stupidity and evilness.

>> No.53590995

>he fell for the we aren't in 1929 part deux meme

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>>53590957
>[dong ding intensifies]

>> No.53591008

>>53590960
>Elites
>Ai or technology

They just care about deepfakes or social shit. They got no idea what is coming it's all nerdy imaginative people who understand. They think the ai will care about their status or money or it's fantasy. Same thing with internet, elites are just now censoring the fuck out of it and putting pro-establishment troll farms on 4chan

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>futures

>> No.53591019

>>53590990
They have a weird karmic system, where they consider themselves free of wrongdoing because they told you what they were going to do.

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>>53590960
I must help build the basilisk in order to save my reconstructed consciousness from an eternity of suffering. Please don't hate me, it always had to be this way.

>> No.53591027

>>53590907
They were also buying at $50 too and I remember they went on record saying "we think we bottomed in June 2022", so their judgement seems to be flawed.

I still strongly believe Intel is shooting itself by not getting rid of its dividend. Just admit that it's unsustainable instead of cutting salaries and scaring away your top talent. Imagine facing inflation of 8% and your companies LOWERS your salary so that your investors can jack off to dividends.

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>futures

>> No.53591039

>>53590957
impressive figure and rack

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>>53591000
>>53590988
>>53590666
>>53590711
Uh guise I keep getting these repeating numerals at the end of my posts, are digits good for you?

>> No.53591058

>>53590990
Yes, enough ego to blame the world for their power always ending up terrible outcomes

Like the narcissist parent with shitty kids who complains "my kids are so awful" and doesn't understand it's their fault and responsibility

>Why don't our bad plans just work, if only people behaved etc. It's their fault.

Thankfully they fixed internet privacy by adding an extra click to every website to accept cookies. Now I have privacy

>> No.53591067

Buy Intel

>> No.53591075

>>53591027
more people work, for less money. that was the take away from last week, while inflation is moderately high and interest rates raise lower while most sectors, with exception housing is disinflating

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>>53591025
GO FASTER YOUR FOOD IS GETTING AWAY!

>> No.53591082
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>>53591067
Not buying your bags Rajeesh

>> No.53591089

>>53591067
You could buy AMD after zen was a success and make great returns. I think you want to wait on Intel even if bullish

>> No.53591090

>>53590518
J

>> No.53591095

>>53591090
X

>> No.53591101

>>53591089
Buying amd you're just asking for pain.

>> No.53591103

>>53591075
I'm specifically referring to INTC cutting employee salaries and bonuses last week in order to justify the dividend, not the broader market.
>The chipmaker said it will slash base pay for employees above its midlevel ranks by at least 5% effective March 1, according to employees who heard the company’s announcement. Vice presidents will take a 10% cut, more senior executives will receive 15% less, and CEO Pat Gelsinger will get a 25% reduction in his base pay.

>> No.53591104

>>53591095
N

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>OH SHIT the yen is worthless we forgot for a few months lol

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>>53590879
You fuckin Nostradamus or something?

>> No.53591125

>>53591106
I should short ewj after the pent up tourism demand ebbs a little

>> No.53591127

>>53591103
If I were into semis, I would be probably in already. Though I am not, and Intel is just reflecting the broader market in that regard because they can ride the narrative without having to deal with unions or other shit. So yes, buy tech if you are into it, shareholders win, code monekys lose

>> No.53591133

>>53590957
is india wife good investment ?

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>>53588433
>cost me 17k in 2014
>30mpg city
Ford killed it off though. I'm gonna have to lurk /o/ when it starts to break down so I can find something similarly nimble, light, and fuel efficient.

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Thinkin' milkers (Class III Milk March '23 contract) is close to being a buy.

>> No.53591161

>>53591147
that fucking thing should not exist
just choose the hatchback version instead at that size
sedans are not meant to be that small

>> No.53591165

FUTURE GO UPPY OR DOWNY??

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>>53591147
pro tip. you will not be allow to get a new one. Live in city...follow WEF guideline anon

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anon if you didn't buy it in october, why are you buying it now?

>> No.53591178

>>53590965
Pat Gelsinger makes 9 figures

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>>53591165
answer is pic

>> No.53591191

>>53591178
100 million?

>> No.53591202

>>53591161
At the time I felt hatchbacks were gay, and the Fiesta hatch was also more expensive and I think heavier.

>> No.53591214

>>53591165
There's no reason to sell off yet. But there might be a red day or two

>> No.53591218

>>53591202
Just get a Veloster or Golf. Great cars. Both have sports versions also that are a lot of fun and are surprisingly roomy.

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>>53591202
i have hatchback. say you are sorry now or i report you to internet police.

>> No.53591225

>>53591173
I like live in city. Gives me best opportunity to confront racist black nerds roaming the streets shouting at random whites.

And the females who do the same but with Machiavellian feminist psychoabuse.

>> No.53591231
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>>53591218
they had a nice velloster 200HP cheap but they stop it...

>> No.53591237

>>53591178
How bout all that money that was relegated to Intel by the chip act? Isn't that gonna hit the shelves at some point? I remember we were saying, "in 5 years maybe" but honestly isn't there supposed to be an earnings spike with them somewhere?
>purely due to grants

>> No.53591242
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>>53591225
Part of the plan and you will be happy about minorities

>> No.53591256

Last thread I asked about various REITs. What I did was look at the first 5 pages of results on finviz sorted by mcap, then built a correlation matrix, then figured the average correlation and kept the ones that were less correlated. This represents a list of healthcare, hotel, industrial, morgage, office, residential, and specialty reits:

OHI KRC EXR BXP BXMT
CSGP STOR VNO KRG LSI
NSA STWD AIRC AGNC HST
GLPI HHC CWK NLY RHP
EQR PCH PSA AGNCL HR
ESS DOC BEKE KIM BRX

>> No.53591260

>>53591242
Me confronting minorities is part of the plan? Ok cool! Time to short T-Mobile and Bumble.

>> No.53591268

>>53591175
Because now I have the money in my TFSA

>> No.53591279

>>53591268
I sold 2 ethereum, put the cash in my TFSA and waiting 2-3 days to ee what to buy

>> No.53591288

>>53591256
just buy O lol

>> No.53591305

>>53590957
OPEN BOBS

>> No.53591318

>>53590985
You think for a second that you can unplug every computer on earth?
You stupid nigger.

>> No.53591329
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>>53591214
9 days left until they have to report this

>> No.53591341
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53591341

>>53591218
For me, it’s the 3. It’s been a great car. Great mpg. Stickshift. Fully loaded for 25k brand new. It’s got a naturally aspirated 2.5 too, so it’s not completely gutless.

>> No.53591347

>>53591341
Nice man. Congrats.
My hatchback has really grown on me. I really wanna upgrade to a Hyundai N but right now I can't justify the cost.

>> No.53591356
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53591356

>>53591218
I like how aggressive and tiny the Veloster looks, so hopefully they'll still be in production when my Fiesta needs to be retired. If not I'm sure Golfs will never go out of production as long as Europeans can buy personal cars.
>>53591220
I apologize if I offended you.
At the time I was young, opinionated, and poor and I'm pretty sure at the lot I was at the hatch version was a whole grand more.

>> No.53591361

>>53591256
No STAG, mang? Should have bought the dip on PLD a while back.

>> No.53591366

Tuesday. 12:30pm. Jerome Powell speaks.

>> No.53591371
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>>53591260
ideally they replace you with cheaper labor

>> No.53591374

>>53591347
Those are pretty slick. I hear the Corolla GR fuckin rips. I would have considered buying one if my wife didn’t have another baby on the way.

>> No.53591375

I bought my kid some UPRO, now she's 100% UPRO for the next 18 years. Maybe 15 then I'll switch to JEPQ

>> No.53591376
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53591376

Lean hogs getting bukkake'd by braphogs

>> No.53591377

>>53591341
Does your local Shell station call you the 3nRare? Because you rarely show up with your 3? Bet they even give you extra blue towels and are happy to have your receipt printed and out to you before get to your driver's seat?
They thinking about reinstating full service, just so you can be catered to? Or was that supposed to be a secret?

>> No.53591383

>>53591371
Ironically cheaper labor makes the project costs go up

>> No.53591397

>>53591377
Is this some kind of Mazda McChicken copy pasta?

>> No.53591403
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53591403

>>53591375
don't look at the 1970-84 nyse

>> No.53591408

>>53590854
>twitter people asking for the ticker on an obvious play
yep get ready for muh heckin' short squeeze on earnings.

>> No.53591409
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>>53591361
It doesn't need to be perfect, I just need something that is "representative" of the sector and moves independently from other things. Ideally with more volatility and liquidity

>> No.53591414

>>53591256
how do you build a correlation matrix?
CSGP looks volatile

>> No.53591439

>>53591414
>Get list of symbols
>Download price history for each symbol
>Compare last 250 periods for each symbol against every other symbol (using excel correl() function or a script)
>Get a value similar to beta, which ranges from -1 (inverse) to 0 (no correlation) to 1 (perfect)
The idea here is that I'll be able to trade assets that have no risk overlap and all move independently

>> No.53591464

>>53591439
That’s really cool dude. Let us know the results.

>> No.53591467

>>53591403
Ya well... I'm buying more

>> No.53591488

>>53591464
See >>53591409
The problem is that it doesn't scale well (this is a 200x200 excel file), and correlation works until it doesn't. It just shows past trades that more or less did the same thing. Also, you can have multivariate correlation (X and Y correlate to Z, but individually there's no pattern), and there's also the issue of how much timeframe to use in calculation. 30 days? 200 days? A year? The whole history? It gets tricky.

>> No.53591502
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53591502

If you don't understand that you should be buying hand-over-fist, you're not going to make it.

>> No.53591512

>>53591397
I'll have you know I've made RL McChicken Pasta with white sauce, before I knew what a McChicken Pasta was. But a Mazda McChicken Pasta... I'm pulling to the drive through window, not at Fazolies, but McD's...

Naw, they'd have to add at least a steamer unit to the trays in the kitchen, or find some decent way to nuke up a bowl that didn't' turn to rubber. And really, the breading turns to paste when it gets wet, which while tasting ok, wouldn't be a hit. But a garlic scented McDonalds would just add such a nice aroma to the scent of sanitizer and fry grease.

>> No.53591524

>>53591439
>all move independently
not rational. the market moves independently so rarely it's not even relevant.
I will say, and this is for you leaving an extra dollar tip to everyone who gives you service if you hit it big some day, looking for those just moving independently right now, may be enough.

>> No.53591529
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53591529

>>53591467
add TMF for the leveraged 60/40 classic port

>> No.53591541

>>53591106
>>53591125
Reminder that YCS and YCL let you directly speculate on the currency of the treacherous Nipponese without a forex account.

>> No.53591543
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53591543

>>53591502
HYG?

>> No.53591555

>>53591524
>the market moves independently so rarely it's not even relevant.
It's more of a way to avoid double dipping on risk. You wouldn't long SPY and QQQ at the same, for example, because they effectively do the same thing. But what about SPY and USO?
It's like how you avoid exposure in forex trades, eg you wouldn't have two trades active involving USD in case bad news moves them both against you

>> No.53591571

>>53591341
nice ride. jelly of the stick shift, I nabbed a 18 hyundai elantra GT but they only came in Dual Clutch Transmissions with semi-automatic capablity, it has a certain je ne sais quoi to it, though.

>> No.53591584

>>53591502
may 29, jan 66, jul 73 marked exactly the market peaks.
oct 79 was a bottom
feb 07 was 6 months before the top
feb 23 was the peak before the greatest depression

>> No.53591595

>>53591439
just use stockcharts correlation tool my guy

>> No.53591599

>>53591329
We are so fucking dead. Pray to Anubis: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5PWBEatqAQ

>> No.53591609

>>53591502
Is BBB and above considered "investment grade" ? I've been using bank new issues to determine that the terminal FFR is going to be 500 benis points. Outside of that and anything with 1.5-2x the FFR I don't know much else about how corpos correlate with the markets.

>> No.53591612

>>53591595
No, because it needs an account, is probably a subscription service, and doesn't let me brute force it programmatically like I can on my PC. I literally just need to give my script a list of symbols and it can download the price and do other shit that I add to it, completely free and with the push of a button. Next phase is to add my own TA to it so I can replicate what Tradingview does and get bulk market signals easily

>> No.53591618

>>53591584
This time its different. Retail has too many puts, so a credit event cannot happen.

>> No.53591622

>>53591376
Overnight hogs are always manipulated lower. Don't believe the paper hogs.

>> No.53591628
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53591628

>>53591543
>Operation Wakanda

>> No.53591634

>>53591618
check again bro. everyone got wiped out in the short squeeze.

>> No.53591639
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53591639

Just admit that none of you know what the fuck is going to happen.

>> No.53591648

rate my portfolio

NiSource Inc.
Green Giant Inc.
Reliance Steel & Aluminum Co.

>> No.53591656

>>53591609
Technically BBB- or Baa3 are the lowest ratings for investment grade. https://www.investopedia.com/ask/answers/what-does-investment-grade-mean/

>> No.53591657

>>53591634
Hmmm nah, I don't look at fake/cooked data like that.

>> No.53591664

>>53591639
Who is that character that you keep spamming every thread?

>> No.53591669
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53591669

>>53591639
I will 100% guarantee that I will lose money.

>> No.53591684
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53591684

>futures

Chinese balloons scaring investors?

>> No.53591689

>>53591639
Dude I don't think anybody here knows what the fuck is going to happen.

All I know is the liquidity the price is being delivered to above and below. And how to enter a trade if it seems like it's going to run to that liquidity. But Sunday shows no meaningful price action for futures normally.

Start Monday and create a narrative from midnight open.

>> No.53591691

>>53591669
So tell us so we can inverse? Sacrifice your asshole

>> No.53591696
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>>53591669
Ok what are you buying so I can inverse it?

>> No.53591702
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>>53591664
>asuka

>> No.53591707
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53591707

>>53591664
>he doesn't know

>> No.53591708

brap bros the snap freeze of the NE and LNG coming back online is going to take us up some. I am only playing LNG with a long dated itm call though. Market makers alway trying to buck my bussy

>> No.53591716

>>53591664
Skeleton man from the hit series, Big Bones in my Ass

>> No.53591722

>>53591684
non farm payrolls were too strong, aapl huge miss, less and less returns to the upside as shit is still too expensive

>> No.53591723

>>53591707
Yeah, I don't

>> No.53591724

>>53591684
It's clearly a hidden "to the moon" signal

>>53591696
>>53591691
Nothing yet. Considering TQQQ once I get a long signal

>> No.53591725
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53591725

>Futures

>> No.53591730
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>>53591639
i know that in 20 years i'm going to look back and wish i had bought more stocks

>> No.53591735

>>53591724
God damn it, that's what I want to do

>> No.53591741

>>53591723
just a side character from season 2 episode 5 of Welcome to Demon School Iruma-kun. nothing important

>> No.53591743
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53591743

>dxy +.27

>> No.53591745

>>53591730
That's so fucking true

>> No.53591747
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53591747

>>53591684
Nope just the usual, jobs report was good and in clown market good news is bad because the fed will keep up with rape hikes so line go down.

>> No.53591749
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53591749

>feeling like I want to play with options again

Talk me out of it, lads. I ran a bullish strategy last time and did well right up until it didn't. I felt pretty pissed for the next two days, maybe feeling more embarrassed than anything.

>> No.53591753
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>>53591723
>he doesn't know?

>> No.53591754
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>>53591639
I know I got 3 beers left and they're done for.

>> No.53591760
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53591760

>>53591743
>that picture

>> No.53591762

>>53591749
Manage your risk if you want to play

>> No.53591768
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53591768

>>53591724
>he's buying nothing
Good that means stocks will rocket, thanks anon.

>> No.53591774
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53591774

>>53591749
don't forget a stoploss alone isn't risk management

>> No.53591802

okay oil very funny go back up

>> No.53591808

>>53591741
I think I accidentally started watching this episode
This looks terrible

>> No.53591813

>>53591774
>>53591749
Might I suggest a spread like picrel? It's what I have right now
https://optionstrat.com/s9SA3YH2SKzP

>6 months to expiry
>Lose $250 if SPY stays within 1 SD
>Wins on tail risk in either direction
>Potentially a 4:1 payout if shtf or something stupid like a bull run or hyperinflation happens
>Long vega so the short side is actually pretty nice too

>> No.53591818

>>53591808
kek

>> No.53591826
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53591826

Where is the hit new anime
>I was Reincarnated as the Bogdanoff's Assistant?

>> No.53591831
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53591831

>US 10Y up 32 pips

>> No.53591842
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53591842

WHERE IS THE WEEKLY UPDATE JOHN YOU LAZY SACK OF SHIT

>> No.53591852

Also I'm seeing tremendous volume on BOIL. I think people are longing it expecting it to pop back up. I'm considering a funny $300 short just to play it, but at the same time I don't want to lose my ass on it

>> No.53591859

>>53591648
Complements UONE, LVMH, and GEO.

>> No.53591864

>>53591831
Yeah, saw that too.
Thats quite a lot?

>> No.53591871

>>53591864
It's the end of America as we know it

>> No.53591877

>>53591859
I remember trading GEO but I can't remember what the fuck is was. I'm gonna get UONE again after April. Made some decent money on it last year

>> No.53591882
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53591882

>>53591813
i like it just seems super wide and would have a hard time closing before expiration

>> No.53591900
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53591900

Someone PLEASE help Tom out.

>> No.53591907

>>53591871
Wow

>> No.53591910
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53591910

>>53591900
Tell him to buy NAK, AQB, and BOOTY

>> No.53591930

>bonds selling off
>dollar gaining

>> No.53591934
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53591934

>>53591571
Thanks. Nice bro. At least it’s not a CVT. I have a 2000 Camry v6 with 78k miles on it as my back up car. The auto is nice sometimes. Got a 67 Chevelle Malibu too, but I just garage it. It keeps going up in value.

>> No.53591942

>>53591930
Is that unusual?

>> No.53591950

>>53591877
GEO is a private prison stock I think. Burry pumped it.

>> No.53591957
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53591957

Sell equities

>> No.53591970

>>53591942
if line is going to go up, yeah.

>> No.53591983
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53591983

>futes

>> No.53591984

>>53591025
nice frog but that rokos basilisk shit is massive reddit cringe. one easy issue with it is, why do people think there will be only *one* ai-god, even if such a thing makes sense to talk about? why do people even think it will give a shit about anything humans do? maybe it'll hate itself and kill you for building it. that shit is such stupid, baseless, speculative "sci-fi-losophy" that even if you were joking i'm still mad

>> No.53591997

>>53591599
That kinda slaps ngl

>> No.53592003
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53592003

>>53591934

>> No.53592009

>>53591329
I dont see whats wrong with that.

>> No.53592016

>>53592003
Legendary car. Saving that gif.

>> No.53592043

>>53592003
>>53591934

Buying the best version of fun cars before they're model gets phased out by electric will probably be a really good financial investment.
I'm too poor to do that though.

>> No.53592051

i want to buy a mazda3 hatchback
i think the sedan looks much better but i like the idea that i can fold down the rear seats and have plenty of space to sleep/lounge
maybe if i make it ill just drive around the country and live out of the rear like a rich homeless

>> No.53592053
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53592053

Pick your direction, just know, if you decide to pump it like the jews you are the bigger the strap on i use on Tuesday. And for some of you, we both know that is indeed your degenerate kink. Have fun!
https://youtu.be/q6GyTBVAF4w

>> No.53592078
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53592078

I've been out of the game for awhile, did I miss the train on uranium or is it still worth getting in?

>> No.53592080

>>53592053
Brainardposter, will you switch to another Fed governess when she leaves for the White House?

>> No.53592106
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53592106

>>53592078
>GOOD FUCKING MORNING GODDAMNIT

>> No.53592111
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>futures

>> No.53592113
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53592113

>>53592080
Depends on who controls the WH.

>> No.53592115

>>53592078
im holding, but im not sure what i would do if i didnt have a margin of green at this point. i write puts on CCJ when it approaches $22

>> No.53592120
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53592120

>>53590518
I'm buying TRUFF tomorrow because I saw it shilled hard here and it hasn't mooned yet. Everytime I see something shilled here it's already mooned. I'm going to buy this shit and then I'm going to join the shilling. I'm going to eat sleep and breathe this fucking stock until Wiz Khalifa makes me rich.

>> No.53592121
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53592121

OUT OF THE... err.. line?

>> No.53592125

>>53592080
My bad. Forgot the fucking THREAD THEME BIATCHES
https://youtu.be/cdmhyEqCINM

>> No.53592147

>>53592120
Do that. I bought last year, $100 worth and sold in Friday for $8 total. Fuck your shrooms, I'm sticking to soxl

>> No.53592154

>>53592051
Having the hatch is part of what makes driving an econobox worth it. It’s too bad Mazda switched to torsion beam and auto only on the turbo awd. What were they thinking. I guess pajeets don’t care about the details.

>> No.53592157

where is rocker? did he post his stock video yet

>> No.53592166
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53592166

>>53592125
BANGER
Go Dollar! Go! Go! Go Dollar!
>proceeds to tea bag the Ukranians, we now call tea bagging the Bakhmut

>> No.53592168
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53592168

>>53592157
>you push it

>> No.53592170

Whats a contango is it like an evil version of a sexy mexican dance

>> No.53592183

>>53592168
no clue what you meant by this

>> No.53592192

>>53591341
no pussy car

>> No.53592202
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53592202

>>53592183
>you push it

>> No.53592211
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53592211

Drive a 2014 Corolla w/under 75k miles on it. Uh considering where I live,etc and the fact in the whole of 2022 me and the wife spent $811 combined on gas its safe to say the car will last me till I'm dead. (Car's garage kept at home and at work to)

>> No.53592217

>>53592170
its the normal version, everyone is happy contangoing.
then the autist comes in and tries to backwardation and the party stops

>> No.53592232
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53592232

>>53592170
Futures Jews are slightly out of coordination.

>> No.53592238

Guys dont worry inflation is over. Do not look at orange juice futures.

>> No.53592239
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53592239

>>53592078
You're in luck, champ. Sprott's got a new ticker.

>> No.53592243

>>53592170
it's a type of fraud that takes two person to pull off

>> No.53592264

>>53592217
>>53592232
>>53592243
Sounds hot

>> No.53592273

>>53592238
Dude Lumber lmao

>> No.53592284

>>53592211
>(Car's garage kept at home and at work to)
so? is it garage kept while it's driving?

>> No.53592310

>>53592284
Lol, it spends most of its time under cover, that was the point I was trying to make.

>> No.53592327
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53592327

So boring. We all know this "red" is going to reverse to +1% by 11am tomorrow and there's nothing I can do about it.

>> No.53592334

>>53592310
i know, but who cares? it's still exposed to the elements while driving
garages are for hobbies, not cars

>> No.53592338

>>53592120
Is TRUFF the real deal?
It's literally 8 cents so I'd feel retarded if I missed out

>> No.53592344
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>>53591802

>> No.53592351

>>53592338
its graph looks like millions of scamcos that go to zero, so probably not

>> No.53592352

>>53592334
garage will keep the paint nice

>> No.53592365

Mag 7.7 earthquake hit cyprus only 10km deep

>> No.53592374
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53592374

someone make the new thread so I can post my thing

>> No.53592379

>>53592351
In that case I shall only donate $50 to the hippie cause

>> No.53592383

not one person ITT has a sexy car but me, and im probably poorer than most of you. live a little

>> No.53592385

>>53592365
Aren't there some big oil and gas projects coming on line there?

>> No.53592387

>>53592385
>muh fracking causes earthquakes

>> No.53592399

>>53592352
i've parked my 2014 cx-5 outside since i bought it new and it looks like the day i drove it off the lot

>> No.53592401

>>53592387
Not implying that, just wondering whether it'd knock any sources offline.

>> No.53592429

kek i just sold a keyboard i was going to throw in the trash for $30... as per my autistic strategy i will use the funds to buy 1 share of a stock trading at roughly that price tomorrow

>> No.53592432

NEW

>>53592425
>>53592425
>>53592425
>>53592425

NEW

>> No.53592438

>>53592399
Same for my wife’s 2016. Give it another decade or so though. The sun is undefeated. Mazda is known for using trash paint too.

>> No.53592984

>>53590696
UNG puts

>> No.53593046

>>53591723
Don't remember the name, dropped it after like 3 eps It's another dogshit iskeai where the MC doesn't have to try because he's insanely OP

>> No.53594277
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THREAD RESCUE
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POCUgBSVENQ

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new thread
>>53594487