/biz/ - Business & Finance

I would do literally anything to touch their boobies

So should I short CHINA? or am I too late to the action?

Why would a functional member of sociaty post on mongolian basket weaving forum dedicated to Jewish Casino on Sunday?

>>53584700
I took this anon's advice and now my broker keeps calling me. W-what do I say?

>>53587798

It isn't exactly outperforming the S&P 500

>From early March 2021 to early March 2022, S&P 500 futures and the S&P 500 Index had a correlation coefficient of 0.599, which indicated that they tracked each other most of the time.

https://www.thestreet.com/dictionary/s/s-p-500-futures

OKAY, THANKS. BUT WHAT IS IT NOW?!

Bobos are approaching peak euphoria, massive bullish buy signal. Retarded institutional bobos like Jamie Dimon and Mike Wilson are also making me much more bullish, buying more ARKK this week.

>>53587866
https://twitter.com/WatcherGuru/status/1622311142415638539
holy shit my sides
this clown show gets funnier every time i see something about it

>>53587866
Good fields of investment to get into?
i was thinking
> watching politicians and their investment portfolios for idea
> getting into AI industries
>possibly oil
> maybe some marijuana stocks (that shit aint goin no where.)

>>53587974
idk, maybe uranium is consolidating before a breakout?

>>53587974
Pakistan
Egypt
South America
Southeast Asia
Maybe Korea, but that birth rate...

>>53588029
>Maybe Korea, but that birth rate...
South Korea will just send over a couple K-pop ambassadors then merge with the North. Problem solved.

anime is gay

>>53587972
>no refunds grifter getting no refunds'ed
lmao and poetic justice pilled

>>53588029
>>53588039
room temp iq here with severe autism
> like invest in their currency?

>pre-futures

>>53587866
Another /smg/ pic related that will be a red X in the catalog.

>>53588064
https://etfdb.com/etf/KPOP/#etf-ticker-profile
https://etfdb.com/etf/EWY/#etf-ticker-profile

>>53588066
Quick, all-in on crypto to deceive the algos. We've got to fight those bots, reddit.

>>53588111
checked, jannies should allow it on the weekends since it's not work hours

>>53587866

EV's are a joke. First the battery in one will cost you 5,000 (maybe more now) to replace. You drive it off the lot, knock off another few grand, cause whoops its now considered used. States are starting to tax them more than gas cars due to them not being subject to gas tax. Tax credits are expiring so whoops all incentive to get one just flies out the window.

bros i want my $5k 2009 shitbox to die already so i can waste my covid gains into a $30k new shitbox

i dont want to sit in a car that had 10 years of farts from the previous owner (some female news anchor i googled based on the leftoer paperwork in the glovebox) plus it's all rusted underneath
but i fear it's going to last 5 years or more since it only has 116k km on it

>>53588189
don't we have new tax credits? some $7500 off?

>>53588189
There's also the urban decay effect on charging stations. Whole lotta copper left unattended in those cables.

Why do people still believe the market will crash when inflation is negative 1.2% annualized?

>>53588217
lmao

>futures

>>53588217
Can you imagine that just few decades ago there were white suburbs where people felt so safe they could leave their homes and cars unlocked? Not anymore though.

>>53588221
I know you're b8ing but it will be interesting to see if oil & gasoline can hold their low levels and tamp February's number back down some more.

>>53588221
Inflation affects investment returns generally, regardless of whether you're talking about cash or risk assets or whatever. Investors chasing yield won't necessarily prevent riskier assets from crashing.

>>53588189
It's just a disguised bailout for the auto companies. Never EVER buying an EV on principle alone

>>53588256
We should all be so lucky, to only lose our luxury food this week.

>>53588189
Anon. Ten years from now major car companioes wont be making anything else

Growth Stocks comeback 2023? Debating investing into VIGAX as opposed to VTSAX. Maybe a 50/50 split?

>>53588278
but with the risk free rate being negative due to inflation it DOES encourage investment into riskier assets. since the yield is negative with treasuries

>>53588189
tesla batteries plateau out at around 80% capacity

ironically they actually outlive the rest of the car

>>53587866
What's a demand zone? Whats a supply zone?

>>53588272
Yeah, people don't know what they have until it's gone. Everything from unlimited running water to safe streets, we simply have to take a lot for granted to function in daily life I think.

>>53587921
got nowhere else to go. also 'functional member of society' is a stretch.

>>53588305
Well we haven't actually fixed the underlying labor and energy supply shortages that are driving inflation. So either the Fed gets a higher-for-longer rates stance or recession heems everybody and the Fed cuts (too late and too slowly).

Are either of those cases good for growth over value?

>>53587921
because my job is finance and i like finance and i like talking about finance and youre poor and youre gay

>>53588189
Try $20,000 for a new battery pack in 5-10yrs.
In my area (new england) with Eversource (NYSE: ES) charging $.40/kwh with a 50%
"a 2022 Ford Mustang Mach-E RWD with the extended battery, which is rated at 35 kWh/100 miles, would cost as little as $3.85 for 50 miles' worth of power if home charging started at 11 p.m. Or it could cost nearly three times as much, $9.45, if the car charged during peak hours,”
2/4/23 Moneywise.com - Electric shock: A new study found that EVs were more expensive to fuel than gas-powered cars at the end of 2022

Does anyone know off the top of their head what percent those coinstar kiosks take? I have $4.60 in coins and I'd like to invest in some penny stocks

>>53588217
>grey sky
>evergreens
>random primitive statuary
>stolen copper
that's got to be seattle or portland

>>53588319
>heroin decriminalized in Hongcouver
Well that's one way to make property prices drop I suppose

>>53588287
Why is he speaking again? One can only assume its to backtrack. But I think the market is drunk on guidance.

So I just watched The Big Short and Wolf of Wallstreet. Can you anons recommend me any other movies that will make me want to invest all my money into randomly picked stocks while snorting cocaine?

>>53588374
It's really bizarre, innit? I mean at the FOMC presser he said he doesn't give a fuck about talking down the markets/loosening financial conditions, but now wants to give a talk somewhere ASAP. Only thing that's changed was Friday's colossal jobs number so?...

>>53588319
I finished reading your pic. That's so frustrating. At this point it feels like the only option is moving to some cheap shed in a rural area. Although even there you are not safe from thieves, especially if you are in a secluded area.
Just few more years and I should have enough savings to live off dividends fortunately.after moving to a cheaper place.

>>53588342
They are pushing too fast with these electrics. It's going to cause backlash and market retreat from full electric vehicles. There are a lot of inconveniences and hidden costs. I don't understand why the electric people want full electric or nothing and don't seem to care that hybrids are pretty good now.

>>53588308
That may be true, but even if it is, I doubt it causes stocks to have lower expected drawdowns?

>>53588342
50% delivery charge*

>>53588374
>>53588402
It's for some event, it's not an emergency speech or anything
Not saying it couldn't have an effect, but it's not a "oops I fucked up last week" speech

>>53588342
>>53588342
it costs me about $20 to charge my tesla with about 200 miles' worth of juice at a supercharger

with gas at $3ish, which is cheap, lets say i could get 6 gallons for $20ish. then to go 200 miles on 6 gallons, i would need a car that gets 33 mpg or better.

is that super unusual, no, plenty of cars get 33 or better. theyre just not, you know, cool cars.

and this is with gas cheap and electricity expensive atm.

you will also almost certainly not be replacing the batteries ever, that is literally a meme with no basis, see >>53588314

picrel is the best model you can get btw

>>53588064
Absolutely not. You may think USD is a bad currency to hold with all our inflation, but for most of the world their local currencies are so bad they treat dollars like gold.
If you're lazy you can buy some country ETFs, although be warned that they're all terrible. Only good for swing trading over 3-6 month periods.
A less lazy option is to look into specific ADRs or dual listings that trade on US exchanges. Stuff like PBR.
The ideal option is to open foreign brokerage accounts. IBKR gives decent exposure to foreign markets, and Monex boom is a good option for asia specifically.

>>53588403
You might like Too Big to Fall. Cocaine is implied though.

>>53588403
Shindlers List
When you’re done look what they did to the main character and his family after the war out of appreciation.

surprise surprise the reddit spacer is a tesla driver

>>53588421
well it depends what you mean exactly by drawdown. people might shift to different sectors IE not tech, which is why you saw the nasdACK in 2022. But they wont take all their money out of the market like a panicked retail investor who thinks the market is out to get them

>>53588455
dont blame me i get 10x more interaction with my posts when i reddit space

ive just been pavolv trained

>>53588430
Well remember that Jackson Hole literally started with him saying "this speech is usually for long term economic macro bullshit but YOLO fuck your short term calls".

>>53588417
Its a trendy status symbol. The ultimate in good progressive fashion. I live in a wealthy area, and the EVs are in. Its not uncommon to see two $120,000+ EVs in the same driveway. These new E trucks are the IT thing. E150's are also very popular, there's literally a half dozen every morning dropping the kids off at montessori school.

>>53588485
yeah there's always that chance of course lel
just wanted to put things back in perspective to help fellow frens shitpost more intelligently

>>53588433
Tesla should make EV house on wheels. Kinda like a van where you can work, live and move around. Would fit marauder lifestyle of younger people today. Imagine Tesla charging stations with facilities in them, allowing people to travel wherever they go while taking their home with them.

>>53588545
wherever they like*

>>53588545
Vanlife will become cybertrucklife, in about two years when tech companies are laying off the real employees.

BTC is down on literally no news, ridiculous. I hope this isn't a sign that stocks will dump on literally no news, we dumped for an entire year and valuations are still way too low.

>>53588272
Still a thing where I live, hell we keep our bicycles outside in our parking spaces. Granted I live in a gated community in southern Florida that is pretty much all White.

>>53588433
The savings are negated by the $50,000 price tag... thats not cheap. You dont need a cool car to make it. Infact, you'll do better without chasing flashy objects.
>you'll never replace the batteries
I hate this argument, because it completely ignores the longevity of regular cars. You will NEVER see EV's reach the mileage of regular, common vehicles while maintaining the same level of use. I have two vehicles, one with 160k miles, the other with 220k miles and they both run great, havent needed any repairs over $3k and have another 100k+ of life left.
Buy the disposable car (((they))) can turn off.
Eat the bugs.
& go back 2 reddit

>>53588598
>granted I live in a gated community
This obviously does not apply to you anon.

>>53588568
>nooo my negative value asset can't go down

>>53588568
>valuations are still way too low
You mean too high?

>>53588499
and this is while none of them except tesla have fast charging avilable, and few of them (except tesla and mercedes) have ranges comparable to a full tank of gas. imagine the future...

>>53588568
>Alexa, what is a Bart pattern?

>>53588568
BTC is literally irrelevant to jack shit, just like all of crypto. Less marketcap then a large stock. Who the fuck cares about it.
I haven't seen a single use for crypto that isn't a scam. Zero.

Go back to the pits.

>>53588667
a good use for crypto is paying ransom after your hospital network gets hacked

>>53588600
>you'll do better without chasing flashy objects.
for certain definitions of "better"

my dad worked in finance for 40 years and didnt chase flashy objects because wasps are "above" that and now hes a grouchy old miser

as for me i will zoom. ive spent more on my closet than my tesla anyway

funny thing is though, ive literally never seen tesla critics mention the actual most expensive & annoying thing ive talked to other tesla owners about - these cars EAT tires. to some extent its because theyre heavy, but its also the acceleration. even if you're just going 0-30, you get used to just putting your foot down and zoooming off, which wears tires vs the slower launch of a gascar. and also, if you so much as kiss a curb, kerpop. fortunately tesla's got free roadside service & towing for all owners - and the tow guy clued me in that what people do is get tires from bridgestone that come with a warranty, because youll definitely wear them out in the warranty period. although obviously that scheme probably won't last forever.

>>53588433
>plenty of cars get 33 or better. theyre just not, you know, cool cars.
My '95 teggy gets 33 m/g highway and 25m/g city and it's about as cool a car as one can get.

>>53588667
>>53588629
>>53588609
>>53588614
Seething bobos is a huge buy signal, longing BTC 5x right now. I'll be buying more NVIDIA and ARKK calls too.

>>53588600
There's no arguing with them. Clean energy fags will brag until the end about the $3 they saved by adding $20k extra upfront cost.

>>53588695
I'm bullish on the overall economy. I just don't get why someone comes into smg talking about how BTC is down like 2% and expects anyone to give a fuck.

>>53588695
buy FET instead, it is mooning stupid because it is AI related
I'm already like 50% up on that stupid shit and it has not gone down at all even with btc dumping

>>53588695
By what metric are valuations too low?
Take a look at P/E ratio

>>53588698
people make it about money because faggots these days dont have the balls to say that they care about the environment & pollution

inb4 muh climate change isnt real - its not even about that, its about not pumping noxious combustion products into the air in your local environment. do it for the kids :)

>>53588719
Nobody cares about P/E anymore boomer, the market is much more forward looking now that zoomers are active in it. P/E of 90 is unironically perfectly fine now.

>>53588695
everything will be a buy signal if you already made up your mind.

>>53588695
I'm not seething and in fact do hold some crypto. It's just that it goes up all the time on "no news". Going down on "no news" is the perfectly natural converse.

I told you the UK would be fine. I was fired unjustly.

>>53588779
Oi, isn't he the lead striker for Arsenal?

I think we have a healthy dip tomorrow morning, but a rebound by tomorrow's power hour and overall bullish activity into Tuesday.

Gonna wait and buy the dip an hour or two into trading tomorrow.

>>53588779
ftse short bros...

>>53588689
Sweet ride broski

Do you guys think I should keep holding ZIM?
My cost basis is $17.

>>53588820
>>53588689

I truly love driving and being in older style cars. The simple interiors feel so much nicer to me.
Yet I have no idea how cars work nor will I have the time to understand them.
Real shame.

How long does it take to learn a hobby like this?

>>53588826
hell yea brohan those are some sick gains

>>53587866
PIVOT NIGGERS WHERE ARE YOU

>>53588847
Please stop posting that one schizo Morgan Stanly analysist. He's been screaming about a bear market collapse since 2010.
Get someone else and I'll read it. Anyone but him.

>>53587937
they seem to move pretty similarly. Pull up Tesla, Avalanche, Polygon, Apple, Intel, Nasdaq.

They'll all look very similar.

>>53588847
>Mike Wilson
Permabobo retard faggot.

>>53588840
brodi you need to get yourself a lightly used honda engine from japan and swap it into some beater honda civic you get on craigslist for 1k. Thatll teach you a lot about the engine.

Who is going to win?

>>53588695
I don't understand BTC catalysts whatsoever. How do you trade anything but oil and SPY indexes? SOXL is easy to trade too but that's because the catalysts are clearer and people are just as much of retards as BTC buyers. Sorry

>>53588683
>now hes a grouchy old miser
did he enable you to go to college and kick start your career though?

>>53588847
MS is pumpung out bearish Twitts / interviews everyday for few weeks now. Word of advice: they are not your friend. They will do whatever they can to ensure that people make moves which benefit them.

Greetings frens, is there another place to discuss equities on the net similar to /smg/? I've grown tired of the janitor problem and wouldn't mind going someplace slower.

>>53588847
MS is pumpung out bearish Twitts / interviews everyday for few weeks now. Word of advice: they are not your friend. They will do whatever they can to ensure that people make moves which benefit MS.

>>53588272
>Can you imagine that just few decades ago there were white suburbs where people felt so safe they could leave their homes and cars unlocked? Not anymore though.

Do not read this and do not consider thr impact this will have on the economy and property values and effect on the housing market which will in turn have an impact on the markets.

https://nypost.com/2016/05/08/obamas-last-act-is-to-force-suburbs-to-be-less-white-and-less-wealthy/

>>53588913
>from AI comment analysis, wall street has learned that people try and inverse them so now they tell the truth to troll midtwits
its going down and theyre gonna be able to say "told you so" and gain back trust because they know nobody trusts media anymore.

>>53588840
I agree with this except for the nav screen with android auto. When I was driving my old toyota I'd get stressed if I missed an exit or took a bad turn because my written down direction + printed out mapquest map didn't have enough detail to fix it. Now I can screw up as much as I want and take exotic routes because the GPS will guide me to where I need to go.

>>53588189
I am too poor to afford an EV

It’s over.

>>53588925
>frens
youd fit right in at reddit

>>53588975
Nobody should be buying an EV unless they make $500k a year and already have other investments fully lined up.
Anything less than that and they're being retarded.
A nice EV can cost upwards of 80k and maintenance is ridiculous.

>>53588993

>>53588932
Or you can just completely ignore any advice you read in mainstream media and invest using proper risk management and your own knowledge.
Trying to time the market based on mainstream media is like playing lottery by letting Jews pick the numbers in your lottery tickets.

Who are we betting on for the next 10 years? Nigeria's population is exploding but Africa as a whole isn't going to get it shit together anytime soon.

>>53589000
didn't read, too poor

>>53589005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dx6erm_ctU

>>53589015
I'm too poor too.
Anyone making that kind of money has no need to come to smg. They can just dump their shit in a no brain fund.

>>53589010
I really thought India or China would use the USA debacle to step up, but they continue to run their scam games too hot. Even if the USA tanks more and more everyone else is tanking even harder. I'd hope for Japan because I pound off to a lot of anime, but realistically I don't think they could carry the Earth.

>>53589005
INTERVENTION BANSAI

>>53589005
wwwwwwwhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat??????

>>53589005
So just how many more lost decades glorious Nippon still has to go through?

>>53589005
i'm going to japan in april
how do i profit from this

>>53589057
I started to accumulate some FLIN but dumped it after it went up a few bucks. Sometime last year and I haven't thought about going back to India. I don't really know their whole situation with China.

I cannot stay quiet any longer. Oatmeal raisin cookies are better than any form of chocolate chip. I'm tired of the unending slander against oatmeal raisin and need to take a stand. It's undignified. Only children and debutantes prefer chocolate, precisely because they've yet to develop the palette for it. Look into your heart. You know it to be true.
To make this /smg/-related, don't forget to short BOIL.

>>53588993
This but ironically.

>>53589060
This anon gets it.

>>53589102
This is slander and hate speech against Nestle shareholders.

>>53589102
im a kid at heart. i hate oatmeal raisin with a passion. physical nausea if i even see one.

Inflation lags m2 growth by 2 years. The peak was january 2021.
We will see the biggest deflationary even in history

>>53588912
well i went to college but didnt want to have a "normal career" because i saw that he did and it led to nothing but being a grouchy old miser

if you raise children and they never see you enjoying the world & actually enjoying your life with all this money that you have - and seeing money as a means to have fun rather than an end in itself, i think you do them a disservice. like, it certainly didnt look to me like my dad needed to work as hard as he did to do any of the things he actually did.

so i didnt do any of that gay career shit but eventually found a field that i actually actively liked working in and now i have a nice fun car and work is play.

>>53588299
so my 3k civic will gain value?

>>53588299
tesla is fucked lmao im opening a short 2 years from now

>>53589131
are you making that claim just from looking at that graph because there are plenty of points, more than otherwise, where it does not lag 2 years.

>>53589000
i got my 2018 tesla model S for 55k back when interest rates were next to nothing. and its NICE nice. has all the premium features and such. glass roof. maintenance has been literally nothing except for replacing the tires

stop seething and actually enjoy your life

>>53589074
Lose weight beforehand, as much as humanly possible. I'm talking chisel yourself down to the gristle. Don't tan, you're going to want to be as pale as possible. When you get to the land of Nippon, you're going to want to sell your body, discretely mind you. You're quiet and reserved and you dress nice, you got me? Now get out there and turn some tricks for daddy. I don't care if she's 45 and her breath smells like week old fish, you go get me my money or else. I want to see $2,000 in my hand every night or you are sleeping on bottle caps.

>>53589131
OK but have you considered that the people measuring M2 are both retarded and lying?

>>53589010
why is Greenland marked third world lmao?

you bought puts right anon?

>>53589158
>he paid 55k for a used car
>stop seething
Bro ahahaha

>>53589186
I sold my Coinbase shares on Friday. That's good enough.

>>53589169
ive done this. fun but also sad

>>53589010
Nigeria just switched to some new nigger digital currency that's bottlenecked their whole economy because they're all too poor to afford digital payment processors.
Maybe it all works out for them, but right now it looks like a shitshow over there. Also their whole economy continues to be tied to the price of oil.

Most of Africa is just a private safari park for millionaires.

>>53588189
Not to mention they are like twice the price to buy.

I'll be keeping my 2019 Golf, until it busts or they don't sell petrol anymore.

>>53589194
am i the one complaining?

ironically the price of my tesla has literally stayed stable since i got it

imagine paying 55k for a new car thats worth 35k once you drive it off the lot, when you could pay 55k for a used car that will still be worth 55k a year later :/

>>53589202
why do they looks hotter in JAVs? they look so average, even ugly, in this pic. But the longer I look at them the stronger the urge to fiddle with their nipples becomes.

>>53589232
oh hi dad

>>53589102
Oatmeal raisin is what you settle for when all the good cookies are gone

>>53589010
bet on america you dumb faggot

>>53589102
Oatmeal chocolate chip is the supreme chad cookie

stocks?

>>53589158
>Actually enjoy your life

I will, by not falling for consumerism, and worst of all getting into debt slavery.

>>53589242
these are the unwanted 35 yr old career women of japan, theyre like the incels of the land

>>53589102
No disrespect, but I'd take a plain oatmeal cookie over one with raisins

>>53589186
Yes. I sell into rallies and buy into dips

>>53589256
yeah i wouldnt do it right now but i got $40k at 1.5%, thats basically free money

its got zoom zooms and big loud speakers. now i can make everyone hear weezer

Ok so what the fuck is the ACTUAL inflation rate of 2022 why do they keep obfuscating it with month over month and year over year shit

>>53589289
thought about buying a new tesla model Y and renting it out. 7500 tax credit seems pretty nice.

>>53588221
>inflation is negative 1.2% annualized
citation needed

>>53589255
Hate 'em. They're awful.

>>53589308
>Ok so what the fuck is the ACTUAL inflation rate of 2022 why do they keep obfuscating it with month over month and year over year shit
https://www.wsj.com/articles/inflation-tracker-cpi-data-prices-11657717467

>>53589328
Is this bullish?

>>53589135
you're setting a pretty high bar for your old man here. he provided for you and your family, didn't waste his money on frivolous garbage and here you are complaining that he wasn't happy. that's his problem

well since we're not gonna talk about stocks, my wife is upstairs listening to 00s j-rock cleaning the bathrooms, i'm downstairs shitposting and listing shit on mercari to stack more cash... comfy

>>53588403
>Wolf of Wallstreet
Garbage movie.

>>53589313
FUCK model y. ugly cuck car

observe this image - model S and model X have a slit grill with a T emblem, and model Y and model 3 have an ugly flat snubnose

thats how you know 3 and Y are ugly cuck cars

>>53588925
I think we should make our own discord but every time I mention it shills come out of the woodwork accusing me of being a glownigger
>inb4 muh anonymity
4chan isn't really anonymous either.
>inb4 muh personal info
You can use a temp or throwaway email to sign up

>>53589374
do you life in japan weeabo-sama? ive been watching a lot of JAVs. do japanese women have an instinctual urge to clean? big plus in my book.

>>53589369
not saying youre wrong but its pretty depressing to grow up thinking theres nothing to do as an adult other that sit around eating pistachios and complaining about the news

imo most adults being like that nowadays is why so many zoomers have peter pan syndrome

someone tried to get a discord going but he had a pastebin full of all these gayass rules
i saw 'no porn' and for that reason i was out

>>53589122
>>53589129
>>53589247
>>53589264
Subhumans do not deserve to live. Oatmeal raisin is God's chosen cookie. He is risen, and it is written. I refuse to share a thread with you mongrels. Please, I implore you, take a long, hard thought about what is important to you in this life. If you truly do value decency and the righteous human spirit, you will see that oatmeal raisin is not only superior, but the only choice worthy of God's favor.
The next step is yours. Choose carefully.

>>53589388
cost on the S and the X is way higher than i want.

So are we still in a bear market or not

>>53588598
shocker, you're surrounded by civilized white people.

>>53589425
thank god this coomer was filtered. shitting up stock discussion with explicit hardcore sex is a sure sign of a bagholder.

>>53589400
>do you life in japan weeabo-sama
no but i have a weeaboo wife who tries to model herself on a japanese housewife... it's truly the best of both worlds

>>53589444
Checked.

>>53589463
>tfw no weeabo wife
WHY LIVE

>>53589444
>badgerfrombreakingbadsmokingweed.gif
still, nice trips brother

>>53589444
we're probably in a crab market until the next fed meeting

>>53589234
>>53589289

I can't deal with the reddit spacing anymore. Go the fuck back.

>>53589489
People complain about jannies but then without the janny here we get the mentally ill retards that blog about their daddy issues that shit up the thread. Guess it's my fault for checking the thread on the weekend

>>53589448
Inflation is over forever now &
Unemployment falling but still not at maximum

>>53589431
thats why you get a used model S dumbass!

model S (imo the nicest ofc) has the biggest discount when you get it used vs the otheres. model 3s are barely cheaper used than new, same for Ys if you can even find a used one.

reddittors and white faggots are too afraid of looking cool to drive an S, so the price has stayed fairly low. at the time i bought, my S was only $8k more than a 3 from the same model year. thats unhinged honestly.

model S seats 5 and has a hugeass liftback trunk, theres litearlly no need to have a Y unless you have more than 3 kids or something

The absolute grail is if you can find an older used model S thats grandfathered into lifetime free supercharging. saw one for $35k when i was looking but it sold before i could get it.

>>53589496
just kikes derailing for a few rupies

>>53589489
this. rocker needs to address the red(dit) menace in tonight's update.

>>53589444
we will bounce around from 380-430 for the next year

>>53589444
Right as mumu lets his guard down...
>SURPRISE BITCH

>>53589489
i havent used reddit since they banned tumblrinaction and now you have to suck tranny gock everywhere. but ill stop typing like that if you really want

>>53589427
The LORD commands that oatmeal be consumed in bowl form, with blueberries, brown sugar, and, perhaps, honey as toppings.

Oat-mealed cookies are an abomination unto the LORD.

>>53589501
i don't get the 7500 dollar tax credit if i buy it used though

>>53589501
The resident Pajeet shilling buying a $55k shitbox while refusing to type like a normal person.
Incredible. Its no wonder your kind of so fucken despised. I remember when I worked in the Middle East they used to throw bags of shit at you guys for fun. I thought it was cruel then, but looking back it was 100% based.

>>53589545
cant argue with that but also fuck the waitlist for new tesla orders im an impulsive nigger

If we are in crab market, what do you think will be the tqqq and sqqq ranges

>>53589523
Please use a tripcode so we can filter your bad takes Mr. tumblrinaction fagjeet.

>>53589260
I want them

>>53589567
i have pure wasp blood. youre probably a hunky

>>53589612
it's super easy to get them
my wife has a bunch of single 30something japanese female friends she met in college and tutoring, whenever we go to japan they flock around us and take care of us. some aren't bad looking and the sexual tension is palpable. if things ever went bad between me and the wife i would just go over there and coom in everything.

>>53589626
>Protestant larper
Even worse

>>53589005
should I order some stuff from Japan

>>53589637
based

do we have any poogioh autists here? i have a shit ton of cards i need to sell but unsure if they're worth a damn

kek oil baggies

>>53589501
No one likes Teslas you fag.

https://mobile.twitter.com/LaurenWitzkeDE/status/1622057671783333889

>>53589417
i guess that's true, you seem to have found a better way to do things for yourself, that's great. i just find that blaming your parents never really works out, in the end you'll be happy to have them. if you find the courage, tell him that you are proud of him. and that he's been a good dad, despite everything. that'll cheer him up

>>53589005
Long USD and short CHF/NZD/JPY were the only markets that did well on Friday - gold and equities were down.
I think they're trying to spook people into USD and crash it.

>>53589684
im so autistic that ive masturbated to yami yugi but i cant help you

is there no like scanner app that looks up values for cards? sounds like a good project if it doesnt exist

>>53589684
There's lots of places to check value. Sealed is the way to go, of course.

>>53589719
Mokuba is better

URANIUM

>>53589709
im not "blaming" him, just kind him kind of sad. and i dont go home because my brothers a tranny and i get in fights with him every time

>>53589719
>make an exchange
>call it "yugioh online: the gathering"
>anons trade stocks they took ownership from vanguard

>>53588352
It’s a lot. Like 13% or something like that. I have an acorns account that invests my spare change automatically. It’s $1 /mo, but chevron gives me .25 every time I get fuel which I do exactly 4 time/mo. So for me it’s basically free. I bought something for my dog off Chewey and they paid me $10. Nike gave me $3. Oh and I bought Burger King for some negro at work and they paid me too. My sub is basically paid for the next 2 years.

>>53589708
i honestly didnt know how rare model S's are statistically, makes me feel like even more of a chad

>>53589005
and yall laughed at cash gang

>>53589780
You're not real cashgang until you're 100% short dated UUP calls.

>>53589681
i want to KMS

>>53589572
There is no waitlist. Tesla inventories available for delivery are at records right now.

>>53589354
It means too many people are employed for too few orders

>>53589806
I heard 5% is the magical unemployment rate for the healthiest economy

>>53589798
Source?

Mildly bearish. 1980s was fueled off of young baby boomers. now we have half the birth rate of 10 years ago
BBBY went bankrupt because millennials live with their parents now and don't need to buy furniture.
Housing market is the big risk. Prices are pretending that interest rates are still zero, but they're not. If home prices do start dropping, stonks drop with it.

I just realized that there are people who spend all of their salary on donating to streamers / onlyfans just to get any attention in their life.

>>53588840
>How long does it take to learn a hobby like this?
Car shit? You just start reading up on engine shit and check out some old car shows and listen to boomers ramble.

>>53589719
I used dragon shield but idk the validity of it

<FUTURES<FUTURES<FUTURES<FUTURES<FUTURES<FUTURES<FUTURES<FUTURES<FUTURES<FUTURES<FUTURES<FUTURES<FUTURES<FUTURES<FUTURES<FUTURES<FUTURES<FUTURES

>>53589898
New lows incoming for sure.

>>53589905
It's a shame there's not much ways of acquiring equity in thot streamers and Vtrooners, it would almost be free money

>>53589898
>If home prices do start dropping, stonks drop with it.
Is there an index or REITs or something I can use to look at real estate benchmarks?

>>53589637
Shame most dating sites don't have a way to filter out the chinkoids separately from the japs

am i banned?

>>53589905
There are findom threads on /trash/ and Twitter. People will literally pay $100s of dollars just to have their money taken, purposefully.

>>53589992
yes

>>53589962
I long for the days before Europeans brought over consumerism, Africans, jews, banks, taxes, and intrest rates. I want to go back.

>>53589898
Boomers are dying(most obese and unhealthy generation ever), home supply is going to go up. Millennial demand will not outpace this.

>>53589992
Probably.

Reminder that without domestic manufacturing, the burger economy is just based on bullshit and will eventually go to zero.

>>53589798
ayy nice job elon i guess. although what i'm seeing still says there are 1-3 month wait times for everything, thats hardly "available for delivery." and theres still a 3-6 month wait for the model X. now i suppose you could buy one of the stocked models from their site rather than putting in your own order, but then youre probably gonna end up with these horrible default hubcaps, which are probably the worst thing ive seen tesla do

>>53590025
USA produces USD though. There seems to be huge demand for it so far.

What are we looking at this week? Neon green pump or bloodbath red dump?

>>53589999
Kek has spoken

>>53590025
thank god most of the "US" companies listed in the shit and piss are not really US companies when it comes to production or sales

>>53589985
VNQ?

>>53590050
That's a good starting point, but that only covers real estate as a whole; I know there's all sorts of sectors within it, including offices, commercial, housing, apartments, cell towers, storage, etc etc.

>>53590039
Crab till Jerome speaks. After that who knows.

>>53589985
VNQ but be warned its not "real estate" in the traditional sense and has a lot of offices, restaurants, cell towers, data centers, farms, etc

>>53589985
>>53590050
The problem is a lot of REIT ETFs aren't just home REITs. Like, are data centers and cell towers and malls interesting real estate? Sure. Will they correlate 1:1 with desperate Boomers dumping their 3rd vacation home? Not so much.

>>53590039
>Neon green pump or bloodbath red dump?
Mustard yellow crabbing like always

>>53590039
Wednesday. Jerome is nothing burger

>>53589885
>Source?
I made it up lol.

but seriously just take production minus deliveries in their quarterly data. Or just go to their website and see that every model is available for quick delivery.
Technically the data was from last month and between the 15k in price cuts and the new EV credits they've probably burned down a good chunk of the excess.

>>53590067
>>53590071
>>53590075
lol hivemind. Anyway I think REM is interesting, but, again, it's slightly tangential: Real estate mortgages aren't homes per se.

>>53590071
>farms
Oh yeah this is a big one, too. Farmland, water, nuclear, copper and sand are all my 5-15 year radar.
A lot of farms are family owned or small business enterprises, and don't benefit from economy of scale. Curious to see what Gates does with his 300k acreage.

>>53590075
It doesn't matter so much that they don't correlate in reality, it matters if out of touch boomer fund managers think they well and if algos lump them together.
Remember the Market makes reality, not the other way around.

>>53590039
>Outlook
>Despite a nearly 9% gain in little more than a month, equities have given back very little despite historical labor market strength. With earnings season rather mixed and few economic reports on the calendar, the indicators point to a week of likely consolidation ahead.

>Bottom Line
>Apparently after massive tax-loss harvesting in December, cash-heavy traders found Communication Services, Consumer Discretionary, and Technology stocks, priced 30% or more lower than where they were a year ago, just too tempting to pass up. But with a gain of +8.9% YTD, including +2.7% this past week (through Thursday, Feb. 2), equities may have gone just a little too far, a little too fast.

>With earnings season now past the midpoint and six weeks until the next rate hike, a bit of consolidation, if not small profit taking would not be surprising here. As you can see below, there were more upgrades than downgrades, and that shifts the overall balance back to ***Neutral*** for next week.
-https://www.schwab.com/learn/story/weekly-traders-outlook

>>53590067
finviz actually has it separated on their screener. office, residential, retail etc.

>>53590039
>>53590068
>Jerome speaks
when's the next time he speaks

>>53590111
See >>53588287 and >>53588430

>>53590111
tuesday

>>53590128
thank you for being so helpful

>>53590106
You know what, I'm aware of finviz but never really used the screener much. Looks pretty lightweight and powerful. Good stuff.

How easy would it be to make a sole proprietorship / LLC and write off subscriptions to financial sites as a business expense?

Is TSLA coming back down this week? I sold @195 and I want back in. I should have put every penny I had in it @$100. What was I thinking.

>>53590068
>>53590081
>>53590111
wait what, Jerome is speaking again already? Could it be that shit is so fucked that he's gonna accelerate the rate hikes?

>>53590147
You're welcome, beautiful. ;^)

I got a credit card for 500 boyz.
My quest for a house is coming to fruition.

Does /biz/ like value stocks?

>>53588683
Thats actually a really good point, never thought about electrics eating tires but it makes sense. Instant torque will do that. Have you or the other E weenies tried a harder tread compound? I have a truck (known for eating tires) and if I run a soft tire like a goodyear I will be lucky to get 20-30k on a set whereas with my last set of bf goodrich's I got close to 70k before they were shot.

sooN.

>>53588748
>go electric for the heckin kiddos! :D
But fuck them kids in the cobalt mine right?!?
The children yearn for the Real-D Minecraft experience

>>53588748
Making batteries isn't any cleaner desu

>>53590164
no. just a non issue talk at some washington economic circle jerk. its a pr tour. jobless on thursday and mbas on wednesday are more important

>>53590164
I don’t think so. It seems to be something less related. Someone posted on it last night. It’s probably nothing. I wish I was something though. I didn’t get enough cheapies.

>>53590179
only when they are outperforming shitcos. this is a rare time

You are given 24 hours of access to the secret Bogdanoff Terminal, allowed to manipulate one market or ticker. Which one do you screw with and how?

>>53590185
Whats the catalyst? The VIX is stupid low

https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/why-0dte-so-important-and-why-vix-now-meaningless

I know it's zerojew but does the author have a point?
Is VIX computer pointless now?

>>53590250
taking AAPL to zero. Fuck that company

>>53590250
I set ibonds to a 1% yield

>>53590250
Vix to 100

>FUTURES IN 15 MINS

>>53590276
I hate their products but keep stacking their stock. By the end of the year I'll have enough to sell covered calls

>>53590010
>filename
kek

>>53589010
This map is retarded.

>>53590250
Plunge GME to 12 then rip it to 60 then let it bleed to 19.

>>53590250
I delete INTC's dividend

>>53590317
the immense disappointment as the weekend proves to be another nothingburger

>>53590248
But value stocks outperform the market over time.

>>53590250
DXY to zero or alternatively Lean Hogs to 6000000

>>53590317
Futures will always be at least 1 minute away

>>53590365
>>53590248
the key is that value out performs during recessions or market crashes, and it outperforms so well that it makes up for the poor performance of the decade long large cap bull run and then some

>>53590179
yes though they're rarely talked about. someone mentioned lase awhile ago, I'm interested in hood and celh

>>53590391
millenials and zoomers are in for a massive wakeup call when the post QE large cap growth domestic stocks end

>>53588840
Start on a buick or oldsmobile from the 90's, if you can find one. A cheap one is fine, just make sure the frame isn't rusted out. It may not look "cool" but they are actually very good on gas milage (relative to year) with the overhead single injector, the car interior is normally comfy with power windows, and most importantly, you can see and reach everything on the engine and work on it with a $20 ratchet set. Loaner tools are free from the parts store for other things.
So you can get into the hobby today.

Just remember to finish the car, or get rid of it, but don't leave it sitting there to get finished some time later.

>>53590378
Value stocks have outperformed long term but doesn't necessarily happen during recessions. Value stocks had a great run post the IT bubble but they also tend to have more operating leverage so they can get hit hard during a downturn.

5mintues bros

>>53590409
>>53590391
I feel like we're still paying for the solution to the 2007 crash, and we haven't had a real fix yet. I fully expect the SPY to retrace to 450-480, and then eat shit and go back to the 225-325 range

>>53590441
5 minutes determines the future of the market.

>pre-futures

>>53590435
>Value stocks have outperformed long term but doesn't necessarily happen during recessions. Value stocks had a great run post the IT bubble but they also tend to have more operating leverage so they can get hit hard during a downturn.
The key is that value is a factor, it's alpha risk that is separate from the market and as such gives returns during crabbing. So much so that it outperforms even the large cap growth bullrun

>>53590373
>>53590441

I'm from the future, what does that mean?

HOLY FUFCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>red

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

dollarino is up too

>>53590518
>>53590518
>>53590518
>>53590518

Now it is appropriate to post
https://youtu.be/YcO0UfQ1QSw

>>53590492
You're not from the future, you're from the present

well well well

>>53590473
>it's alpha risk that is separate from the market and as such gives returns during crabbing. So much so that it outperforms even the large cap growth bullrun
Maybe, but maybe not. Value stocks also tend to have higher operating leverage than growth stocks so they might get hit harder by a downturn because of that. My point is that value might not outperform during a recession.

>value is a factor
Yes, you're talking about self-financing long/short portfolios but most investors will be long-only, so talking about long-only is more relevant.

>>53590001
You can always move to a 3rd world country.

John carmack of doom fame is predicting 60% chance of AGI singularity by 2030. That's about right

>>53589489
You guys understand this is like, grammatically correct spacing, right?

It just looks like shit.

You're supposed to paragraph things.

I'm excited for the market tomorrow.

>>53587866
Lol. Lmao even. I would even say Roflcopter indeed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rh5x073QI-c

>>53588433
It costs $2 to charge your electric car with enough energy to go 200miles. Assuming $0.15kwh.

>>53588600
>You will NEVER see EV's reach the mileage of regular, common vehicles while maintaining the same level of use.
Dude, EV's are simpler and have lower maintenance cost except for the battery. We are going to see EVs with much life spans than gas cars. Granted, that can only be accomplished by replacing the battery once. Also, don't pretend like maintaining gas cars is cheap because it is not. I like everyone else has a gas car, had parents with gas cars, etc so we all know that it is expensive to maintain gas cars as they age from first hand experience.

>>53589131
GDP lags M2 by 16 months. M2 went negative in april 2022 so we should be seeing negative gdp by August of this year. Probably will be sept though because all that inflation was stimulatory.

>>53592446
>>53592446
>>53592446
>>53592446