/biz/ - Business & Finance

Did the chinese invade with balloons and now raiding pol? I blacked out last night

whoa black historymonth

>>53575333
The chinese said it blew off course which is obvious bullshit. The US pulled all it's meetings with them, and now nobody knows whats going to happen next. Make no mistake we've been spying on them too at the same time so it's really no surprise somebody finally got caught

it's starting
https://youtu.be/5BLoo-EBjj8

Please let John chan know he's been reported to the authorities for waifu abuse (being fat)

>>53575333
It's aliens you fucking faggot

>>53575333
>Did the chinese invade with balloons
The Russians will, as foretold
https://youtu.be/EFqjDXy9s5A

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWcNjoo5ueA [Open]

>>53575379
FUCK you're right

>>53575369
My waifu loves my body tyvm

>>53575352
this is such a minor thing compared to coldwar shit that i bet theyre just fucking with our government because its funny

we're so fucking retarded, its like barking near a henhouse and all the chickens start clucking and pecking each other to death

>>53575334
Oh lord not this again. I forgot it was February. The fatigue is real.

>>53575390
those NVDA tranches will finally print

>>53575387
Have we been able to decipher this alien script yet? What hot stock tips are they trying to give us?

>>53575352
Schizo take - what if Ch*na has already been sending a bunch of these and getting shot down, and the gov decided to let one through for political reasons?

>>53575393
That movie scared the shit out of me when I was a kid. The abduction scene was so well done.

So is spy balloon bullish or bearish for YINN/YANG?

>>53575393
That movie absolutely traumatized me as a kid. Still a fantastic movie though.
>>53575396
Probably. Honestly under the Biden administration we are the laughingstock of the world. Nobody respects him or his regime so they just fuck with him because they know he's a literal vegetable. They wouldn't do shit like that under trump because he'd probably slap another 10% tax on chink imports if they did.

>>53575367
Housing will start to falter? Bullish, it was the last thing on Powells list that needed to disinflate.

Finally got my chess rating to 1000 what stocks do I buy to keep improving

I'm posting in smg on saturday. How do I stop being so pathetic?

>>53575442
fyi, disinflate means still more expensive

>>53575413
OH SHIT NIGGA! THATS MY OLD
PORTFOLIO FROM 2021! God damn that feels like ages ago. I’ve been swinging UEC and learned to ignore penny stocks. I can’t get rid of SGMD, n matter how hard i try. But NTDOY is the future.

for me, it's Phase 1 clone troopers

>>53575426
>Probably. Honestly under the Biden administration we are the laughingstock of the world
imagine saying this post trump kek

whats really an embarrassment is that no other D candidates could even give biden a run for his money

once he's gone, most of the remaining contenders are basically idiots on both sides.

i'm for either JEB or hillary in 2024/28 but i would accept kamala or buttigieg

>>53575462
It's too late for you. Your only chance at regaining your honor as a man is to commit suicide by cop via a mass shooting. Hope you dont run into any wooden doors. Or buy NAK

>>53575333
>MODS=GODS
I hope this get rid of alot of the 2016 tourist boomers off that board, me personally, I think they should bring back mlpol for a solid year to get rid of the normies

>>53575490
YOOOOO
Star Wars predicted the Chinese spy balloon!

>>53575498
do you guys talk about biz on pol?

>>53575510
They don’t know the first thing about finances in there

>>53575492
Trump was what he was, but he at least had common sense and he was great for the stock market. We have truck loads of zoomers that have been brainwashed by public schooling that are coming by out of high school and voting. You think we're in clown world now? Wait until the boomers are gone.

>>53575334
I have notices that it hasn't been getting crammed down my throat at every possible opportunity. Looks like all those people that got laid off really were diversity hires and HR roasties.

>>53575510
>he doesn't know about the secret /pol /smg/

>>53575534
the latest iphone update had this as the very first changelog item:

>This update introduces a new Unity wallpaper to honor Black history and culture in celebration of Black History Month

>>53575549
you just know

>>53575556
>iphone
Well there's your problem

>>53575279
How could anyone have questions about BRKY? It's pretty self explanatory.

>>53575530
>at least had common sense
wat

honestly though yorue right, he was what he was. the really insane thing, to me, is that he just wanted to be a cartoon president & sign bills & look like he was helping people - but the retarded republicans in congress couldnt even give him any feelgood bills to sign.

and the democrats didnt use him for anything either. you think this guy was loyal to the republican platform? not in the least. if the democrats had proposed introducing single payer healthcare and called it Golden Trumpcare, he wouldve been for it. If the democrats had proposed tripling EBT benefits and calling it the Golden Trumpcard he wouldve loved it. If democrats had proposed doubling the size of every interstate and painting the new lanes gold and calling them Trumpways he wouldve been for it.

i feel bad for the guy honestly. he just wanted to sign anything he was given and i think he assumed people would know this and give him bills to do what they wanted while fluffing him a little. and he was just stunned and confused that people didnt do that. and honestly, so am i.

im not really worried about zoomers voting because i think theyll take after their genX parents and literally not vote. millennials are going to be the biggest voting bloc for like 50 years coming

>>53575477
g-glad to see there's some green in your port there now anon
I need an all-red port for the meme and uhh... you certainly delivered
Hope you are more profitable now than then

>>53575561
god i wish i were a dog

>>53575426
>Probably. Honestly under the Biden administration we are the laughingstock of the world. Nobody respects him or his regime so they just fuck with him because they know he's a literal vegetable. They wouldn't do shit like that under trump because he'd probably slap another 10% tax on chink imports if they did.
This /biz/. You have to realize investors/wall streets don't care about politics because both parties prioritize our gains. In other words stfu and go back to /pol/

>>53575492
>once he's gone, most of the remaining contenders are basically idiots on both sides.
>
>i'm for either JEB or hillary in 2024/28 but i would accept kamala or buttigieg
And yet you'll only get Newsom.

>>53575581
iphones are the only smartphone designed and sold by an american company

>>53575588
I am. Keep fucking up with small gambles in options, but my portfolio has finally stabilized since the darkness of last year.

Bros I think I fucked up my ice bath

>>53575612
Yes he already noted that that was your problem

>>53575510
I post in the economic threads there sometimes

>>53575585
Yeah trump had an ego but he was such a threat by to the ideals of the Democrats that they literally would do nothing to make him look good ever. A literal traitor to the country and criminal Nancy pelosi tore his speech up on live tv. That's when I knew I liked trump. He made the career politicians seethe.

>>53575625
Give that the old Trotsky treatment.

>>53575610
dont really think a california dem has much of a shot but who knows. like even most democratic redditors hate california for reasons i cant quite understand

my dark horse candidate is Eric Adams the nyc mayor

Why the fuck would the Chinese use balloons to spy on us when they have satellites already in place that we know about and can do the same thing but better?

>>53575625
>ice from the fridge
>not ice from the gas station or closest convenient store
You lost before you even started

>>53575648
this and also balloons have no radar masking ability. If they truly were using them to spy, it would be a retarded idea.

I'm inclined to believe the chinks somewhat. But still strange that it could go "off course" so much that it ends up in the middle of america

>>53575638
i certainly understand being pissed off that the president of the united stats of america is a fat rude sack of crap who eats mcdonalds in the oval office

in that case that makes republicans even more retarded because they couldve simply proposed things Democrats say they want - like increased food stamp benefits or whatever - and given them anally annoying names like Trump Gold Benefits, and watched democrats shred themselves to pieces over whether to support it because they are for it in principle or oppose it because they hate trump.

as it turned out no one did fucking anything

>>53575646
Newsom is absolutely perfect for their party. He's related to pelosi, he's a good looking younger guy, he's a complete slime ball piece of shit, and is globohomo the person. He's literally exactly what every Democrat voter wants. They want the whole nation to look like California.

>>53575648
Satellites don't create the same amount of seething from the ignorant masses

>>53575625
have you tried turning it on and off

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
It feels extra cold today

>>53575687
Stupid. Just plain ol’ stupid

>>53575681
in your seethe you seem to be forgetting that democrats had the chance to vote for Kamala already and they didn.t

democratic primary voters chose biden and it wasnt even fucking close. they arent who you think they are. twitter and reddit are not in the least representative.

>>53575687
Why the fuck are you doing that to yourself ?

>>53575648
>why are the Chinese stupid
Not sure but honk honk

>>53575691
I can’t help it I’m retarded
Only 11 min to go
>>53575704
It helps the stock market
I skipped last week because I was busy and look what happened yesterday it crashed

>>53575717
>schizo ice bather thinks the sun won’t rise if he misses a soak
Kek

if oil futures don't spike, nothing has happened

reminder to take care of your eternal gains
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2msh0jut2Y

>>53575678
The country is $32 trillion in debt, giving out more gibs doesn't solve that and in fact makes it way worse.

>>53575648
>US btfo'd by a balloon
China numba wan

>>53575703
Because Kamala is a zero charisma cop negress. That's an anchor even a boatload of illegals and voter fraud can't overcome. Newsom will start over 270 EVs and go up from there.

6 min to go
I do it for her

>>53575703
>comparing Kamala to newsom
Kamala is an actual special needs retarded person. Even Californians know that.

>>53575755
>her
She's a man

>>53575477
NTDOY top holding. Disney is boomer shit. Mario/Pikachu > Mickey Mouse. Japan interest rate > US interest rate

>>53575753
Georgia will be blue Wisconsin will go blue NC will go blue its over

>>53575770
The Mouse hasn't been a symbol for DIS in such a long time. Pretty sure kids see him as a boomer relic.

>>53575739
actually worrying about passing the bills is literally beside the point.

they couldve proposed a bill with everything democrats wanted, but if they called it the MAGA act, democrats wouldnt be able to let themselves support it, thus looking petty. they would inevitably propose to change the name, republicans would refuse, and the whole thing stalls out with Rs being able to (rightly) say Ds refused all this good stuff they wanted over something as petty as a bill name.

not that this wouldve happened 100%. but they couldve even done it exclusively with non-gib spending that adds to GDP even in the pretty short term like infrastructure and highway maintenance money.

republicans literally had 2 years of having house, senate, and president and got fuckall done. doesnt matter what side youre on, thats a dysfunctional party.

Wednesday decides the fate of America

>>53575804
Well that's because at the end of the day it's the uniparty. Trump wasn't a part of their club and they hated him for it. Probably why desantis is going to win the nomination.

>>53575840
>annaly

>>53575753
what i dont understand is why you think the majority of the population sees being a cop as a bad thing

it was the most mysterious berniebro shit, "kopmala!!!" as if...people have a bad opinion of the police? wtf? acab/blm progressives aside, most people like the police reasonably well. you just wouldnt get that from the internet since it's half police-hating progressives and half police-hating libertarians.

every black person over 40 ive talked to in real life basically says they think police should be allowed to execute gang members

>>53575840
O'Reilly bros, how are feeling?

>>53575762
californians elected her... i feel like youre just kind of racismo

not that i love her, she doesnt really take a strong stand on much of anything, but at least she isnt chesa boudin retarded

>>53575859
Oh
Oh
Oh

>>53575868
That's literally my O face

>>53575795
they havent really replaced him with anything else though. they had good movies like lion king in the 90s but its been dogshit 3dcrap for a long time

dreamworks/pixar picked up the slack for a little while with shrek etc but now american companies dont make a damn thing worth watching even for five year olds

not really sure what happened but its got to be fixed, otherwise our children will all become addicted to degenerate japanese content and go tranny

>>53575852
The wokies and greens certainly find it objectionable. And those are literally the entire potential base for any gimmick negress candidate in a primary.

All the polite folk who don't mind the police voted for Warren, Sanders, Buttygay, Klobuchar, or Biden.

>>53575850
desantis is such a fat loser

any D will wreck him which is a shame because Ds need competition or they get retarded, as we're seeing now with the tranny shit

>>53575867
>californians elected her
California is the definition of a uniparty state. In those situations, the party establishment selects downballot candidates like her.

>>53575755
Is this a Buy or a Sell signal?

>>53575918
i mean thats kind of what im saying about centrist california candidates like newsom/kamala, the more woke voters will go for someone like bernie or warren, which includes most california voters, and the less woke voters probably are suspicious of californians anyway. thats why i dont think newsom is a great bet.

>>53575925
>any D will wreck him
sadly this is probably the case. Newsom would beat him because "desanitis is a big meanie!" What they fail to understand is nobody sucks more jewish cock than desantis so they actually would love him frankly

>>53575946
Must be why Newsom is the fucking governour of California, you retard

>>53575946
You should understand the different dynamics between the primary (party base vs. establishment choosing someone halfway electable) and the general (where centrist appeal matters).

Camel being a cop torpedoed her chance in the primary and her lack of charisma + swarthiness ruled her out for the general.

The literal governor of California has neither of those problems. "Suspicious of Californians" is a meme that'll cost poor Mr. Newsom in those key swing states of...Idaho and Texas.

>>53576029
The major problem with Kamala is shes so incredibly fake and is complete shit at hiding it. You know behind closed doors she's a vapid cunt, exactly like Hillary which is why Hillary lost. She's just not likeable.

>>53575321
>anigay thread

>>53575644
kek

>anime website

>>53575625
why are you doing this?

>>53576088
Yup. She got as far as she did because she was willing to fuck Willie Brown, nobody has to like the state prosecutor, and she ticked a half dozen boxes to balance out Biden's superficial weaknesses on the ballot.

Her best card for '24 is "I was VP. Dem tradition!" but unless she's been sucking a lot more donor dicks than it seems, that won't even get her 5th place in Iowa.

ignoring biden (because this primary only even happens if he retires or dies) it doesnt seem like theres much enthusiasm for newsom

>>53576156
Yeah, he looks like a sleazy used car sales man

this however is just embarrassing

guess im gonna have to register R and vote santos to save the country

>>53576156
Dems are allergic to anyone who is under the age of 70 and hasn't been part of the political establishment for at least 40 years.

AQB chads...I kneel

>>53576173
lmao

>>53575892
they're more likely to become trannies from the western shows/movies with, you know, actual trannies in them
there are gaps in your argument wider than those reddit spaces

>>53576281
i dont think actually seeing trannies makes people want to be trannies. in fact i think its the opposite

>>53575840
I do business with some of those companies

>>53576292
well in that case, hooray for hollywood!

>>53576272
I would expect retarded liberals to like mutant fish

>>53576156
>(because this primary only even happens if he retires or dies)
2028 is a looong way away. Which means who comes after him is going to be decided around this year and next. That could be in a totally open field primary, by swapping to a new VP, or the default (Kamala, who it seems nobody likes and hasn't done anything. And if the establishment wants a fresh puppet, Buttygay is right there.).

>>53576322
not really. their shit is so ugly and boring now that nobody wants to watch it regardless.

last summer i was like "its a nice day, let me take my girlfriend to the movies and get some $12 popcorn"

literally nothing in the theatre but superhero crap

The amount of money I lost this week could’ve paid for an hour of an incredibly attractive escort

>>53576344
im desperately hoping for some fresh new young blood to appear in that time

perhaps some fiery latina milf moderate will sweep into a florida senate seat. one can dream

>>53575398
Who is she?

>>53576356
I could have bought a used car, 1k in clothes, a new rifle plus ammo, an incredibly attractive escort, 10 little cesars pizzas extra pepperoni stuffed crust, a new monitor, a pair of boots, a laptop, a 4chan pass and still had a lot left over to reinvest. really should have appreciated the gains i made.

>>53575840
Sigh I remember when NET was sub 20 during covid crash fest in march. During the peak times it got to 200+. A puny 5000 @ 20 could've made me 50,000 @ 200. To say nothing if I'd dropped in 10k or more. Just picturing all that green that could've been mine. I could be swimming in it now.

>>53575840
Some of those companies have seen me shit because they SPY one me.

>>53576354
The theater near me doesn't even have movies listed on the sign. It just said $5 Tuesday matinee. Nobody even goes to the theater anymore because you can just stream shit the day it releases.

>US military has shot down the Chinese spy balloon off the East Coast, US official says
balloon down, balloon down!

>>53576478
Great! We beat the balloony attack!

>>53576478
>shoot it down after it has crossed the land!
clownworld

>>53576478
This is bearish

>>53576494
lol

>>53576478
FUCK YEAH AMERICA!

>fire a $21.78m surface-to-air missile at a $400 balloon

>>53575393
>based on the actual story
not "the true story" kek

Shill me some good companies to fuck with.

kek baggies

>>53576478
FUCK YEA BIDEN SHOT DOWN THE BALLOON NOW WE CAN BE MAD AT HIM FOR TRYING TO START A WAR. #MAGA

>>53576478
Deflation has begun

>>53576652
maybe it'll have a soft landing too

>>53576547
They should’ve let an A-10 take care of it
>BRRRRRRRRR

>>53576547
We pay for Israel's Iron Dome so they can spend tens of millions shooting down Palestinian homemade bottle rockets.

>>53576665
I don't think the A-10 has a very high service ceiling.

>>53576547
They just sent 2.2 billion more to Ukraine. So blowing over 21 million is a drop in the bucket.

I miss the good old days of dark markets, private broker valuations, and unregulated counterparty trades. Take me back anons, these days it’s all fucking computer nerds trying to out-math each other

https://www.hsgac.senate.gov/subcommittees/investigations/library/files/report-jpmorgan-chase-whale-trades-a-case-history-of-derivatives-risks-and-abuses-march-15-2013/

>>53575420
probably depends how China's government reacts to it being shot down, but gut check is this is bearish for US-China relations.

>>53575671
Deep cut conspiracy theory: the Chinese don't have satellites, nor does anyone else outside the US. All media reports of non-US owned satellites are propaganda and we're all living under the false sky of a real-life North Korean style full envelopment information control machine.

>>53575321
They shot down the balloon. Let it be known as the allegory of the dual-vector foil weaponry.

>>53576726
The russians literally launched the first satelite, cleetus
The germans deveoloped rockets. The Us isnt the center of humanity

I bought a case of beer and I don't even feel like drinking.

>>53576679
I guess the balloon was flying at 60 000 ft so no brrrr unfortunately. Probably could’ve gunned it down with another fighter, why waste a missile

>>53576786
To speed up NOC's gap fill

>>53576736
The US wasn't the center of humanity back then. Star Wars was a smashing although covert success and the US maintains complete space superiority. All man-made orbiting bodies are US property, even the Cold War relics now.
You've just fallen victim to the official narrative, which isn't surprising given the measures taken to prevent you from questioning it.

SKYT earnings on the 13th.
I’m sure that will be a roller coaster

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiwgOWo7mDc
lets celebrate our victor over the artificial satellite

>>53576726
>>53576828
This is your mind on peak boomer

>>53576828
This is the same nonsense all falling empires believe in.

>>53576726
>>53576736
Space literally isn't even real, theres a firmament that nothing can pass. The moon is unironically a hologram, you're retarded if you still believe in space. I'm a bearish investor by the way, a bobo.

>>53576801
What's up with NOC too? Been meaning to ask.

>>53576478
>let the balloon cross the entire US
>once it finished its job, vaporize it so it can't be studied
he really is a chinese asset, isn't he?

>>53576885
At this point it’s the only explanation.

>>53575840
theres actually nothing there big fella. We're out past the megacaps

>>53576786
I agree, some high altitude gunning makes sense to me. Show of force, I guess.

>>53576885
How do you get it down undamaged?

>>53576864
I haven't paid any attention to it, nor will I until that gap fills. I'm less sold on NOC because I've heard from people that work there/are subcontractors from them and none of those people have anything good to say about how they run their contracts. It's not at BA levels of alarming but the internals aren't great.

>>53575840
Thursday is far more impactful

>>53576921
Shoot the balloon. Not undamaged, but plenty left to determine what instruments were on board.

>>53576935
What could have more impact than BIZ YUM WEN and ORLY??

y'all really be posting here on a Saturday? damn man

>>53576961
important things happen on the weekend

>>53576921
They could have popped it with a close enough supersonic flyby. Balloons tend to deflate gradually rather than fall out of their air all at once, so then they could have inspected the mostly intact wreckage on the ground.

>>53576969
Is that a chinaman falling to its death?

the only thing that matter now is CPI in two weeks. follow the money, DXY is about to go on another bullrun.

>>53576981
>DXY is about to go on another bullrun
feels good man

>>53575492
>i'm for either JEB or hillary in 2024/28 but i would accept kamala or buttigieg

>>53576981
>2 more weeks
Inflation annualized is -1.2%, SPX was down 40% when adjusted for inflation at 2022 lows. The crash already happened and you boboids missed it.

>>53576921
A net. Duh

>>53576934
interesting. well, I have an interview with them in the next two weeks for a great position. Haven't read the same from all the research I've done.

>>53577017
Desantis or bust! I’d accept Byron Donald’s as well

>>53576980
>they equipped the balloon with a live in chink that breathes really hard to keep the balloon inflated

>>53577024
That’s a big net

You guys are overreacting. We don't have a hot war until the 2030's.

>>53577146
WEF says 2025 and since they plan them, I'd like to think they're right

>>53577183
You need a desperate, hungry population. The world's too calm and pining for the good old days, thinking they'll return in the next couple quarters.

I have 23.000 bitfarms shares. What the fuck am I doing?

>>53577204
Betting on falling real yields, apparently.

>>53577199
Why do you think they’re destroying food plants?

>>53577241
Oh please, those are greedy farmers trying to get insurance payouts.

>>53577204
Revenge trading like me?

>>53577251
>it's the greedy farmers you see, not us
You literally glow in the dark

>>53577251
>greedy farmers
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>>53575612
They're still mostly made in China.

>Here I am
>Rock you like a hurricane
>(Are you ready, baby?)
>Here I am
>Rock you like a hurricane
>
>Here I am
>Rock you like a hurricane
>(Come on, come on, come on, come on)
>Here I am
>Rock you like a hurricane

>>53577277
>>53577251
>upstanding american farmers cant possibly be greedy it must be the kikes
literally delusional

>>53577241
They're not being deliberately destroyed. These food plants were bought up by other companies and got their staff replaced with incompetent ones.

>>53577361
>Christian farmers greedy
>Jewish merchants not greedy
clownemoji.ping

>>53577361
Whatever you say rabbi.

>>53577361
>literally delusional
sure

>>53577399
I haven;t seen one of these 3d optical illusion things in years.

How was Netflix still going up even with the shit news? Is this the work of the jew?

reminder that the 60/40 portfolio always wins, go for long term bonds while you are young

i am thinking about buying yang monday open, biden will be pressured to do something against china

>>53577450
Except for literally all of last year.

>>53577450
300% equities all the time, either 300% short or 300% long at all times. Never cash and never bonds. I call it the make it portfolio

>>53577293
They jack off in those tractors?

>>53577454
>biden will be pressured to do something against china
breh, he won't even knock down their fucking balloon.

>>53576547
this is the brize of freedom :DDD

>>53577397

That one is fake and posted by jews a lot in an attempt to discredit not wanting to be ruled by jews

Short PFE and MRNA

>>53577017
unironically not baiting

the only thing hillary's done that i disliked was turning against TPP to please berntards who hated her anyway

JEB is a good guy, i'd vote for him over the left half of the D party just because i genuinely think he would get more done on climate change & education that those nattering ninnies

>>53577544
>climate change
Oh no it's retarded

>>53577544
>get more done on climate change
This, we really need a strong leader like ¡Jeb! who will fix the goshdarned weather

>>53577544
Jeb! Is to good for this world, we don't deserve him

>>53577539
Holy shit they still consider the flu a "public health emergency"?

lol So apparently the NOW CEO went on CNBC two weeks ago and pumped tf out of his company before selling 90% of his stake just this past Friday.
He was at Davos doing the same a week prior to that as well.

>>53577563
>>53577575
im not gonna get into it about climate change in this hole but i'll say that ocean acidification is an extremely chemically simple result of increasing atmospheric co2, and that alone has the potential to fuck up world food supply fairly massively

ironically i'm not in the least worried about climate change being some kind of doomsday thing - the effort required to suck co2 out of the atmosphere is significant but not *that* much, and if rising temperatures started to seriously fuck over china/india/brazil, they could and would do it by themselves.

china & india don't stand to gain from climate change while the west stands to gain massively through canada becoming habitably warm and russia stands to gain from siberia - thus i think china & india will take sufficient climate control action to protect themselves no matter what the rest of the world does.

>>53575687
Based arctic generator
keep the wheels turning one more day.
Give of your heart and your health.
Give unto the cold uncaring market.
I admire it.

>>53577652
Climate change has been a thing for billions of years retard.

>>53577652
>russia stands to gain from siberia
What about all the ancient super viruses and yetis that are gonna thaw?

if we kill all the niggers, jeets, and chinks, there will be no more pollutions

>>53577652
>ocean acidification
You actually make a good point, I'll give you that.

>>53577693
my schizo theory is that we have to melt antarctica to unlock the secrets of aliens that walked with the dinosaurs

i mean if you were a touristing alien, wouldnt you check out dinosaur planet? they probably hunted them for sport. and dinosaurs were around for like 100 million years, plenty of time for everyone in the galaga to hear about it.

they probably built resort spas and dino hunting lodges all over the planet, but it was 100 million years ago so onlly the ones frozen under antarctica would have survived

>>53575446
AVAX crypto is FIDE exposure

>>53577725
According to occam's razor this is the most levelheaded explanation ever conceived.

>>53577652
>im not gonna get into it about climate change
Gets into it about climate change

>>53577652
Not saying we shouldn't care about the environment, just the idea that we humans created a climate doomsday because of cars is laughable

>>53577652
Russia doesn't stand to gain from Siberia because Siberia has zero (0) development and is ruled by the Russian Federation. The biggest way Russia gains from climate change is new Northern sea trade routes and sea rights.

I'm going to long Nestle, they are increasing their pries again

https://www.reuters.com/business/retail-consumer/nestle-hike-food-prices-further-2023-ceo-says-2023-02-04/

You may not like it, but this is what peak portfolio looks like

>>53577616
Soo, puts?

>>53577686
How retarded can you be to believe climate changed this fast "over billions of years" jesus fuck

>>53577795
the next step for confectionery companies is to destroy the third world

>>53577823
i kneel

>>53577616
And checking the other executives:
>Chief Commercial Officer sold all of his shares on January 30th
>Chief People Officer sold over 80% of her shares on January 27th

>>53577758
acidification doesnt have anything to do with climate change except for the fact that there is more co2 in the atmosphere. co2 + h2o = h2co3 = 2H(+) + co3(2-) = ocean acidification. climate change usually means more complicated stuff like greenhouse effects or whatever.

>>53577769
yeah its got zero development right now cause its cold as fuck. 150 years ago california had zero development. you dont think 70% of russias land now being temperate would be a big deal? plus that area would have new access to the ocean via northern sea routes as you said. it would be crazy.

interestingly there are a few military ports on the arctic ocean built by the USSR but now abandoned entirely. if i could buy up property near there thats where id build my fortress of solitdude. then when i emerge from cryosleep in 150 years ill be a king.

>>53577879
>Nestle
>>53577795

I just looked at their stock.
Really feels like one of those unstoppable juggernauts. Might throw my ZIM dividends into it.

>>53577361
>it must be the kikes
yes rabbi it is always the kikes

>>53577987
Yeah lmao that anon is dumb. Its like saying antarctica has zero development. No shit its virtually unlivable there. When dat shit melts its like a new continent for people to live on.

>>53577879
well DUH theyre eating more chocolate. if they realeased those tasty ass flavors here i would be gobbling them for weeks.

instead we get birthday cake, goockie dough, and glurge like picrel. kill me

look what they do for the chinese. thats a e s thetic as hell. why do they feed us poop

This kills the oil baggieholder
>muh ESG cant stop oil

>>53578005
>Nestle
I know it's the wrong company but the stats on consumption for chocolate are important

>Suddenly develops an autoimmune disease
>no idea what caused it
Life sure is mysterious

>>53578016
>goockie dough
didnt mean to write that lmao

>>53577863
>this fast
lmfao its literally been pretty much this same for the last 10000 years if not many more.
The climate changes, thats what it does.
All the active volcanoes in the world are spewing more co2 into the atmnosphere at any given time than mankind could ever dream of competing with.

>>53578046
Yep you can tell because his face looks like shit. Red marks all over it. Seeing it in more and more people.

GNS

>>53578046
i remember that guy, saw some of his videos a couple years ago
holy shit his hairline now

I just took the stickiest, messiest shit in my entire life. Took an entire roll of toilet paper to clean up. How do I profit from this?

>>53578126
let your asshole rest and read the thread.

You know what sucks? You spend a vast majority of your life dealing with life's little "shat" from the moment your kicked outta your parent's house. You only get some respite once you retire. Only then do you get back some of your time. But life's little shat still remains though. Christ, if something happens to my Wife, you know god forbid, but I'm hiring a damn cleaning service (maid,whatever the term is) just so I won't have to deal with it anymore. I wanna be a nice retired lazy fuck damnit just like when I was a teenager.

I just found out McDonald's still has the daily double, this is extremely bullish for them. Gonna get some goyslop tonight.

>>53578098
I feel like you need to go full weight lifter mode when you get a receding hairline.

Hmm, I wonder if heart anon was having vaxx problems or maybe he has too much caffeine? After my ice bath, I had a triple shot latte to warm up, and then my BP was like 160/100. Maybe he just needs to lay off the caffeine. I think he already roped though

>>53578156
That’s me and I also have myocarditis.
My depression gets worse at nighttime.

>>53578156
He was having really strong chest pains too.

>>53577652
You're literally retarded. CO2 levels have been 3-4x in the recent (geologically speaking) past, AGW is peak midwit filter

>>53578150
Make sure she's a bang maid to fulfil both purposes

>>53578054
if the sea rose 8-13 feet it would cost trillions in building dikes, seawalls, dams, and coastal barriers to protect lowlying populated areas.

youd have to be retarded to think your second line is a good point. obviously a steady state exists (with some fluctuation) between the amount of co2 emitted by volcanoes and the amount absorbed by the ocean to be "locked away" as limestone etc.

the present ocean has evolved to deal with the present amount of co2 emitted from natural sources, which is something that changes very slowly over time.

our output is changing very rapidly - it could well be the case that the existing ocean system will equilibrate with us given time, but the turbulence before the calm in that case would be rather expensive to deal with.

>>53578156
why do you do those ice baths, and how frequently

>>53578199
The point is is that the climate is going to change no mater what you do. It doesn't matter at all short of mankind developing terraforming and weather modification tech and that is NEVER going to happen.

>>53578200
I do them because they supposedly have physical and mental health benefits. I try to do them every Saturday for 15 min

>>53578156
to add to his question, has your trading gotten better since you started taking ice baths?

>>53578233
Yes, I made like $500 trading TQQQ options this week

>>53578192
see
>>53578192

no one reasonable is saying its going to make the planet explode. i mean, i know some people are saying that, but theyre not reasonable.

co2 being 3x-4x would cause a degree of sea level rise that would be extremely difficult to handle, and expensive, and annoying. would it muh end humanity, no. but it would suck.

ironically the left doesnt really get something. this isnt just an argument for "dont release our own co2, let nature run its course" but rather an argument for achieving human control of the climate *regardless* of what might naturally happen. to put it another way, the consequences of sea level rise are so expensive that it makes sense to actively prevent sea level rise even if it were naturally going to happen.

so in the case that, in ten thousand years lets say, a natural ice age were to threaten, we should actually burn as much co2 as we can into the atmosphere to prevent half of each hemisphere from becoming covered in glaciers.

the world keeping its general shape in terms of sea levels & coastlines & glaciers is also beneficial to whoever currently controls those areas, so the upper echoleons of society have an incentive to "freeze" our coastlines where they are right now. so i dont think i even need to argue for this.

the left should actually be for climate change as coastline shifts & climate shifts are societal levellers

>>53576665
What if it hit satelites with stray bullets? Missile seems safer.

>>53578199
Nigger, sea level rise is less than a meter a century
>b-but all day peoples lives by da sea!
Because that's WHERE THE SEA IS, sea goes up people move back, sea goes down people move forward. How much seaside infrastructure is 100+ years old? Fucking nothingburger. You are a midwit

>>53578126
You can’t and you’re down one roll of paper.

>>53578199
good thing the sea levels haven't fucking rose in centuries

In this world, is the destiny of mankind controlled by some transcendental entity or law? Is it like the hand of God hovering above? At least it is true that man has no control, even over his own portfolio.

>>53577863
>climate changed this fast
So what are the dates (when to when) that you are basing your opinions on?

The crypto pits have hit a new low, using Steve to shill their garbage.
I should just buy ad space to shill KO stock.

>when you remember than Ryan Cohen's planned to save GME was an NFT market place

>>53578416
>not using an adblocker
the only pleb here is you

>>53578443
I use mobile occasionally because I’m not a poorfag and own APPL.

>>53578432
don't forget the FTX partnership, lol

I would like to take this moment to remind everyone in the thread that Horizon Zero Dawn is a historical documentary from the future, and that you should invest accordingly.

>>53578416
It's ok. In the end it's just retards playing lottery with each other. I think this type of advertising perfectly matches the mental capacity of a person who would be willing to put money into something like that.

>>53578478
I made the original version of that meme. The updated one with based Pepe is superior though, as it’s timeless.

>>53575646
>people who say they hate income inequality and the rich don’t like the state with the most rich people and the highest income inequality in the country
Yeah it is a mystery.

>>53578488
You mean this one?

>>53578456
You fell for the midwit trap.
>shit tier: spyware infested stock android
>midwit tier: iPhone
>good tier: android with a custom ROM
>god tier: fully de-googled android running GrapheneOS

>>53578500
Yeah. Its cringe now that I look back on it. Pretend it never happened.

what if there was a church you could buy stocks in?

>>53578543
Its called a Synagogue and its a church but to something really fucken bad.

>>53578515
I think it's quite comfy, just like me looking down at all of the gamblers falling for get rich quick schemes.
Either way, I like the old /smg/ memes, your was nice effort too.

>>53578554
I never noticed this dude ahaha

>>53578554
>soxl and rocker's avatar posting old

>>53578547
what exchange is it listed on

>>53578570
Yep, reminder that Garbage Diesel, included in pic related, happened almost 2 years ago

>>53578554
Do all of the female characters in the Lum show have such long legs? Or is it just because she's an alien or whatever?

>>53578595
aww

Reading another hentai doujin. This one involving a girl who dresses in a sexy santa type outfit. She's hired by some friends of a dude who's getting married to do give him some lap dancing and stuff before the big event. The problem? She goes to the wrong house. The M.C who answers has no clue wtf is going on. But hey not to let such an opportunity go to waste he invites her in and they bond while she explains herself. Then she "rewards" him for being so understanding. Lucky bastard.

>>53578638
Hmm... I thought I had the original image, but turns out I don't

>>53578476
Government of Canada here. I see no one has acknowledged this thread was posted on indigenous land. And reminder that active successful trading in your tax free savings accounts is subject to review by Canada Revenue and will be taxed accordingly.

>>53578156
Caffeine raises blood pressure and heart rate. It's bad to consume it everyday.

So, any important events, earnings, reports, etc next week? Thanks in advance

>>53578688
Anon I consume a lot of it every day

>>53578688
at this point I'm afraid that if I ever stop drinking caffeine the collective withdrawal from all these years might literally kill me

>>53578688
What's the point? If you want to live forever you're a psycho.

>>53578554
>>53578595
Nothing is more cringe than GMEs little community meme pictures. They stuffed every single fucking avatarfaggot that ever posted in their schizo threads into one picture. Its like the pride flag for 4chan autists.

>>53578595
Nobodys drinking on a cold crisp Bang's root beer or am I blind?

>>53578758

>im already near blackout drunk at 6 pm

looking grim for me lads

>>53578792
on what?

Buttcoin dumping, is this foreshadowing a good week for Bobos?

>>53578729
Must suck to be this miserable. It's just a relic from our past, no need to raise your blood pressure over it.

>>53578792
combo of Miller Lite tallboys and Buffalo Trace, i am a simple man

>>53578816
>>53578816
>>53578816

>>53578802
replied to myself like a retard
>>53578814

>>53578792
>looking grim for me lads
you need to make better life choices. instead of getting drunk you could have learned to paint or any other number of rewarding and fulfilling activities instead of poisoning your brain.

>>53578790
Hey, How'd you Photoshop that plaque?

>>53578826
yeah you ain't wrong bro

>>53578416
Self serve ads are back?

>>53578812
i wasnt even talking about smg but your reaction is the same as safe space trannies too. tech trannies are real.

>>53578833
found the original

>>53579057
Fuck you

>>53579057
I will not allow this historical revisionism. You know what happens when you manipulate history? Chaos. Chaos and bear markets.

>>53576921
hire one of those guys walking on stilts to take it down