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>>53570107
Why don’t you just get an escort with that kind of money? You could probably get someone who’s much more passionate and sexual and willing to come to yours/you at theirs, privately. And actually enjoys it to a much higher degree (Because it is specifically their job, and not just a 50% of the time sort of thing.)

>>53570107
god I miss my trips to Phoenix

>>53570107
You don’t feel pathetic paying a woman to touch you?
It’s not hard to find a girlfriend with more women being single than anytime in history

I can’t imagine how fat and lonely I’d have to be to pay $500 a month for a bug looking bitch to touch my dick
I know most people here are fat and ugly but $500 a month will buy a nice car
Or any number of cool things.
Fucking loser bragging about how women have to be paid to touch his dick
Good luck with your hookers anon

>>53570149
Oh 500 gets me 5-7 massages a month though.... An escort would blow through that budget in one or two gos. And I forgot to mention I don't really want sex I'm pretty happy with the hj. Hj is more relaxed like fully just enjoying the experience while not moving a single muscle. No condom either and hand techniques can be very very good. At least for me. So no need for an escort at all. Plus the Asian massage experience is fun af for me. Sometimes it's exciting not knowing what a massage will turn into. Sometimes they are down for whatever. Sometimes it's a legit massage. Escorts it's very planned out and boring imo. Plus way way more expensive. I like that the lady I see doesn't even ask for money or mention sex or anything she just gets to work and it feels so natural. At the end she does not ask for money or tip. And when I do give her a tip she clearly was very pleased with the tip I gave, $50... on an hour hj where she also gave an excellent legit massage at the very beginning and again at the last 15 minutes.

>>53570202
>It’s not hard to find a girlfriend
hes paying the woman to leave when hes done.

>>53570202
I get full sex for free. I don't do it for sex from these places though because I don't want that or need that. And no I don't feel pathetic at all. This is just something extra I do to get an hour long hj which is something no girlfriend will do for you every single week. That's a fact for any man. No woman willingly will devote an hour to focusing on pleasuring your dick and balls and give a good massage every single week without something significant in return. Maybe on valentines or a birthday... But every week? No way. Most men do not get that from a girlfriend.

>>53570228
Exactly. I pay the money and I owe nothing further. No time devoted to this woman, no favors, no texting her. She doesn't even know my name or phone number. I just walk into the building randomly and ask if she's working. I don't call in ever.

>>53570210
>paying for handjobs
I guess some of us need to pay for it
>>53570228
Just get a new bitch
Every girlfriend I dump gives up when I ignore their calls
You guys are weak. Improve your discipline and life gets easier
Paying a women to touch you is pathetic no matter how you rationalize it
But if you’re that lonely keep it up, cucks like you serve a valuable role in society

>>53570244
> I get full sex for free. I don't do it for sex from these places though because I don't want that or need that.
Top kek
Keep telling yourself that
Hey man I have ugly friends that do the same thing as you

I just find it sad

>>53570107
bumping this hilarious thread lol

>>53570261
You'll understand when you're older son. For now you can keep getting girlfriends to do it for "free" kek

>>53570107

here's a better idea because you're a moron. save 500/mo for 4 months. spend a thousand on a plane ticket to thailand, and spend a week or whatever there. literally the same price and it can actually be a vacation instead of a 1 hr long handjob. fucking moron. also if you're married and your wife won't give you a long handjob and a massage once a month you should find a new one

>>53570267
I am in a relationship where I get sex but she doesn't have the desire to focus on me for an entire hour while I do nothing in return that's not how women work.

>>53570163
God I miss Hong Kong.

>>53570292
Why the fuck would I fly to Thailand to get hand jobs? I'll pass. This is about convenience. Flying to Thailand is so far in the wrong direction of convenience.

>>53570261
>Paying a women to touch you
What part of paying them to leave after is hard for you to get? You sound like an upset femoid

>>53570315

youre right. keep paying some middle aged immigrant 500 dollars an hour to give you a handjob. youre definitely smart. maybe go to a beach. touch some sand. christ

>>53570163
What happens in Phoenix?

>>53570334
500 an hour? That is not even close to what I said. I said 500 per MONTH. I go 5-7 times to get a massage and HJ. Sometimes even ZJ.

>>53570334
A 30 year old Asian can appear to be closer to 20 years old. It's hard to tell sometimes. This woman looked younger than I am and there wasn't any sign of age that looked bad from what I could tell. No wrinkles, tight body. Perky tits.

Man I was addicted to massages for a couple years. Ill probably go back soon.

>>53570339
There are AMPs everywhere. Good ones too since they have to compete against each other for business. The state I live in is full of feminists and Lutheran types so there are 0 places here. It was like I traveled to a different country. good times.

>>53570355
what's a zj?

>>53570278
>>53570294
>>53570320
You guys sound pathetic
No better than a heroin addict or meth head
You cucks are giving money to whores but I’m the femoid?
Grow up fags
I bet you guys cry yourself to sleep
I couldn’t imagine being such a cuck, I bet you’re the same guys who spend money on only fans
No one told you idiots porn is free?

>>53571025
I think you need to get off your high horse and chill out.

The process of hiring an escort should be similar to that of ordering a fine meal from a restaurant. there should be a menu to order from, and the service should be professional. In places like Europe and parts of asia, this is the standard. But where prostitution has been relegated to the underground, the quality of service suffers dramatically.

I go to a Thai masseuse after I started working out for a few months and she told me ‘you have beautiful butt.’ I would like for her to slide her oiled feet over my dick but don’t know how to bring it up.

>>53571160
Just flirt with her and talk to her like a person

Save those $500 for 3-4 months and take a long trip to Asia instead

>>53571004
If you have to ask u can't afford it

>>53571650

>>53571650
what is it though

>>53571997
Wondering too what is a zj

bump, wtf is a zj

>>53570210
SWIM is getting molly today and considering going to an AMP while on it. Thoughts about this?

>he's never had a zebrajob
top lel

>>53571025
Projection and weak bait. But here’s your (you).

>>53572071
>>53572880
>>53571997
Zebra Job - Urban Dictionaryhttps://www.urbandictionary.com › define
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When a girl gives a hand job with such a harsh grip that she bruises the penis. The resulting bruises makes the penis look like a Zebra.

>>53573088
Idk what swim is but sounds good if you don't get caught and don't sweat like a pig

>>53572880
Beerfest. It's a quote. Zj? Idk but we can guess. Google said hand job while sleeping like zzzzz job.

>>53571025
Show one example of a man getting serviced weekly that doesn't do a single thing in return for a woman. There's ALWAYS something. You either give your time, attention, affection, energy, money, resources.... It's going to be be one thing or another. Pretending that you get it for free where you lay on your back and don't move a muscle is equivalent is a lie. Plus there's an element of excitement that comes from meeting with a stranger that you can't recreate with a regular partner.

>>53571025
post wall roastie cat lady hands typed this post

ah, this thread is still up huh? Fuck, this board is dead

>>53573535
“Someone who isn’t me” ;).

Does rubmaps actually work? Any tips for a novice looking to score?

>>53573918
Yeah it works. What are you looking to find? My method is to just go to all the most Asian places. Not the franchise type places. Find out who works where. Find out who's open to more. Trial and error. But do it wisely so you don't waste too much time and money. You'll get legit massages occasionally with this method but it's more exciting this way. And it's also the best way to find a young, low cost, down for anything Asian that doesn't pester you about how much tip??? That'll ruin the mood.

>>53573918
Damn. Throwback to my Erowid days

Based zj enjoyer

>>53570210
This guy gets it

>>53573972
People still write trip reports on there, fyi.
>>53573958
Based. I don’t have the premium membership but I can see how many reviews a parlor has. How likely is it that an AMP will offer more services? Like one that doesn’t look super established/legit.

>>53574499
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>>53573958
>>53573690

you guys retarded or just like the states?
I split 6 months in rio and 6 months in bogota, 20$ for a good HH with a sexy 20 yo. usually every single day.
if you only speak english though youre fucked.
life is cheaper too. the west really sucks once you venture out

>>53574499
If it's an Asian massage place, I've found only about 25 percent of them offer extras. And some of them it's only one provider within the establishment that will do more whereas the other ladies will decline. So you really got to just give it a shot.

>>53574800
Price isn't an issue here. I'm not complaining.

>>53570228
C O P E

>>53574800
Hong Kong 141 walkups are still the most based way to have sex. Speak English, $60-80 USD, no tip, good service attitude and usually not rushed.

>>53575363
hk the club in tj, mexico? or actually in hong kong?
wouldn't doubt it, but im not gonna fly half way around the world when colombia and brazil are 3-7 hours by plane, half that price, cost of living is cheap as shit, and i speak enough spanish to get by.
maybe when my bags hit in this coming bull anon