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shes pregnant right?

>>53566611
No she's famous for her ball like belly. Hey body's fat distribution is just incredibly... Middle. People ask her all the time if she's pregnant

>>53566611
And in labor at the same time

>>53566611
No. No she isn't.

I just vomited thanks

photoshopped, zoomers cant even tell anymore.

>>53566641
Sad state of affairs.

>>53566607
Some people are interested in more than looks. You're a virgin that has neither looks nor personality

>>53566611
When I was in med school, my obgyn preceptor used to say 'Don't confuse adiposity with gravidity' ...pretty sick lol

>>53566607
You just know she's taking the BBC on the side

>>53566632
He's been talking with the Brosman

>Hugh Jackman has opened up about the pain of his wife's multiple miscarriages.

>The 44-year-old actor revealed his wife Deborra-Lee Furness, now 57, struggled through IVF and endured miscarriages in a bid to have their own biological children.

OOF

>>53566689
Oh wow... Now I feel bad... Gonna delete this thread now...

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>>53566701
This is now an eggs thread

>>53566607
Seems a rival appears.

>>53566731
Hard boiled?

>>53566789
Poached by the sounds of things

>>53566786
we have to do something that completely stops the aging process

Ignoring the ugly body, why is a rich and famous 54 yo man married to a 67 yo woman? You don't need to follow DiCaprio steps, but at least get married to a woman of your own age.

>>53566805
Sex icon to average 2nd shift store manager at target in the span of 15 years. Wtf...
>>53566804
Ayy lmao

>>53566821
yeah it's one thing to marry a way older lady (she was 40 in 1996 when they got married), but its another thing to expect to just have kids, especially if she's never given birth before. This one is on him, he let his fucked up version of christianity fuck his life up

>>53566607
You realize you can get married and then fuck all the whores you want on the side, right? I mean women aren't stupid, they rather have you by their side even if you're fucking others than not having you at all, as long as you don't get romantically involved and are just fucking around they're mostly ok.

>>53566828
>Sex icon to average 2nd shift store manager at target in the span of 15 years. Wtf...
I prefer the right

>>53566922
He's done this, guaranteed. He probably has several biological kids running around out there in secret.

>>53566607
life is a fucking meme. how is this his wife?

>>53566993
I don't think he is shooting strong. His retard steroid sperm turned his wife into a dickbutt.

>>53566922
yeah you can but then you're still married to an ugly fatty whom you spend most of your time around. wouldnt you rather sleep around and have an attractive wife? hes a rich movie star ffs.

>>53566683
this

>when your middle is so large it bends the space around it

>>53567049
kek
>>53567021
yeah, he is just a midwit that got trapped by shrewd old roastie, nothing more to see. dont be like Jackman

>>53566607
>millionaire
>Literally a fucking superhero
>Rocks a six pack day and night
>Married this
>Wtf....
So let me get this straight... He's rich... And he's found his soulmate?
Yeah, I'm thinking he's made it.

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>>53567049
He's a closeted homo, you retards

Have none of you considered that he's a legit feeder? We're out there.
t. Feeder

>>53566607
I don't think he was a millionaire when he married her.

>>53566821
Nothing wrong with DiCaprio’s preferences

women start getting uglier after they are 15

whos that chewy looking motherfucker

He doesn't mind because he gets his rocks off at the spirit cooking parties.

>>53566607
what the F*CK

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>>53566607
>all that
>one of the most famous actors of your generation, wildly successful both critically and commercially
>Architect-Bait wife keeps miscarrying all the children you attempt to give her
>adopt two mutts on her insistence that you only consider multiracial children
>male "heir" is the son of a coalburner suicide, who could not identify her child's father

Look it up. "Oscar Maximilian Jackman: Hugh Jackman’s Adoptive Son".

>>53566607
She's probably a really loyal and good wife/partner. Have you ever had to deal with a hot but psycho bitch? It's not worth it. Just look at what Johnny Depp had to go through.

>>53567361
F A T A L I T Y

>>53567282
>"I'm ready to settle down"

>>53567361
get a life you loser.

>>53566607
99% convinced hes gay

>>53567550
My life will certainly not include THIS Gen-X nightmare-train of decisions. Do you have any biracial friends? Because none of mine endorse racemixing, in the least.

>>53567092
Same. Based.

>>53566607
Maybe they love eachother

>>53567092
>57 year old fat cunt
woah based

>>53567550
hahahahaha you're either a woman, gay, or non-white. HAHAHAHA

>>53566607
this is what happens when you have easy access to all the sex all your life. Well, either this or you start roping while you fap or have group sex wearing weird costumes.

Shes probably the most affectionate, passionate, fun, interesting person you'll ever meet. Then it makes sense. You guys are shallow chuds so you struggle to understand it. Shes not exactly really ugly but she isnt a model... she looks a bit weird at face value. but once you get to like your 40s personality starts to matter a lot more. You basement dwellers are like 17 so all you care about is instant sex so youre not well versed in how it is when youre older.

>>53566607
i think that /biz/ is heavily botted. Whenever i post answer the thread is dead.

>>53566701
Don’t feel bad, Hugh Jackman is part of the globohomo and has attended spirit cooking events

>>53567833
>she's ugly so she must have worked on her personality moar

That's a bit of a slight if you think about it

>>53567856
Yes, I notice the same, also that's a man

>>53567856
Dude sluts like that are fun for awhile, but eventually it is just meaningless sex. Finding someone you love and enjoy being around that isn’t about sex, but is like an added bonus, it’s just awesome. The imperfections no longer matter because you have finally found the person who’s got your back when the shit gets tough. She is your other half, she is that missing piece that completes you. Finding that person is the final step to making it before children.

>>53567671
Obviously. She's a beard.

>>53566607
would you find it weird if the genders were reversed?

>>53567550
roastie detected

>>53567856
SEEEEEEXXXXOOOOOOOOOOO
GOD DAMNIT IM 4 DAYS IN NO FAP AND I SEE THIS SHIT

WHATS THE SAUCE!??!!???!????!!?

>>53567973
you are so disneyed its not funny.

>>53566607
he gay and she a beard
well known in hollywood
invest in ice cream and wine stocks

>>53567973
God this Is cringe af

>>53567973
noone will complete you, there's just people you're more attracted to than others

>>53568019
cap / urfavbarista

>>53567937
>also that's a man
she does bear an unfortunate resemblance to tranny porn star and living meme, natalie mars, but no, that's a woman.

>>53567537
I think she was like his manager or some shit and helped make him famous

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>>53568049
Kek, used to think like this too. Give it time Anons. Late 30’s kind of changes you.

>>53566607
i know the perfect double-date for these two...

>>53568077
better safe than sorry right haha lol lmao

>>53567361
>>one of the most famous actors of your generation, wildly successful both critically and commercially
i have no idea who he is and dont recall seeing him in any media i consume

>>53568098
I'm 38

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>>53568140
Same. They say superhero so I assume some comic book trash.

>>53567735
You life will never be even a million light years near to how good his life is.

>>53566607
Who are these people

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>>53568183
Disingenuous virgins pretending they've never seen him play Wolverine. Even if that were true it would mean you're a complete and total faggot, which means you would know him from Les Miserables instead.

>>53567973
I WANT TO HAVE FUN ANON

>>53568246
Buy a sex doll. Cheaper, less problems, and just as fun as a meaningless slut.

how is this even /biz/ related?

>>53568293
there's some things money cant buy, like true love.

>>53568239

He was that asshole that stole a loaf of bread

>>53568239
>watching fiction
golem

>>53566607
hes gay. supeheroes have to be straight or women cant get off to them.

>>53567671
hes been seen with bfs

>>53567537
I have met and spoke to Deborah

> narcissist just like Hugh
> both are Christian apologists
> alcoholic
> she met Hugh when he was like 15 not in his 20s
> Hugh is borderline LGBT

>>53567833
She met him when he wasn’t fully matured in the brain he was a victim of grooming

>>53567549
I'm ready to RUN AWAY

>>53566607
>"Always marry a woman who loves you more than you love her."
>t. Grandpa's advice
Dude's a fucking genius. He's never getting cheated on or divorce raped.

>>53568127
at least even as an oldie she is still very pretty.
t. 20yo

>>53566611
And this, gentlemen, is exactly why you NEVER assume and state out loud that a woman you know in real life is pregnant unless she either directly tell you that she is, or several other people you know have already confirmed it beforehand

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>>53568771
wait wikipedia says shes 49. damn thought she was 60. gray hair really makes you look old

>>53567093
is he fucking you at night?

>>53566607
In America this is surprisingly normal to see. I live in a tourist beach town and see in shape guys with 5/10 fatties all day.

Google his picture with van der Leyen

>>53566607
Two options:

>1) He's a closeted fag.

>2) He has some deformity, like a legit micropenis, and he doesn't want it known.

>>53568192
and yet he won't raise mutts

>>53566786
That isn't most women bro. That's just the whores of hollywood. Her eyes are glowing a bit do you see? Literally a demon.

>>53567261
Is that top hat on the left photoshopped? It looks so weird.

Other than getting fatter, women don't grow as people.This creates a major issue for any guys who grow as people throughout their life. If you're one of those guys, any woman you meet will be a perfect shell that encircles your existence at that point in time. If you keep growing you will eventually either outgrow her or you will kneel to her and stagnate. At that point she'll likely despise you because your growth is what attracts a woman. The only time you should ever commit to a woman is when you can safely say you are done growing as an individual, professionally, and so on. The sort of woman that will "grow with you" is so rare that you may as well just assume you aren't going to get that type and adjust accordingly.

>>53567093
I've heard he's called Huge Assman by those in the know.

>>53567361
blacked

>>53566786
'22' already looks 49 wtf

>>53567093
literally and unironically this

>>53567973
Based.

>>53566607
They look happy. Maybe she is just super fucking funny, and makes him feel like he's on MDMA all the time.

I think she looks fine.

>>53568986
The only thing he'll rise is my dick

>>53567093
Came here to post this. The most deserving mass reply I've seen in years.

She's clearly a beard, doesn't mean they aren't good friends though.

>>53568098
Sure thing fag

>>53568239
Married with two kids. No I did not watch Wolverine.

when you reach a certain age you value genuine, decent people with warm personalities more than sport sex for its own sake.

>>53566786
LMFAO

>>53566607
hugh jackman is the most obviously closeted homosexual on the face of the fucking earth.

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>>53569454
What?

just why?

>>53569747
White guys are aids faggots.

>>53567092
Most people won’t get it anon. Finding a soulmate is fucking impossible tier.
t. Still haven’t found one. Nw mid 7 figs, 13% body fat 5’10, none of this literally matters. My broke roommate back from highschool who works as a Uber delivery guy found his and their chemistry is incredible.

>>53568800
>introduce my friend who's a girl to my friends
>tell everyone she's pregnant
>she's really idr fat and needs to lose 50lbs
>get slapped in front of my friends
>she storms off embarrassed and choking off tears
>the momentary sting won't overshadow the lifetime of shitty eating and poor decisions
>chuckle to myself silently
>all my friends think I'm a schizo so leave me alone
I may be alone but I will always be based

I love it when all these ultra hot hollywood chads and stacies completely ruin their own lives
god sees and he cares

>>53570295
>5’10
ahahahahahahahahahahhaha

>>53570330
Kek

>>53570531
Avg height in my country is literally 5’5, I’m from SEA. literally mog 97/100 men here.

>>53566786
DAMN

>>53570610
Don't worry anon. That other fucker is definitely a manlet.

>>53568049
Statistically speaking, at any point in time there is one person in the world that at that moment in your life is the best fit for you. No one will ever find that person.

>>53566805
that aint aging thats eating.

>>53566786
she was pretty hot when i was in high school, man i'm old. never was that good of a singer tho desu

>>53566922
I'm doing this now.

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>>53568156
mens seriously can llook better as they age.
I thinks its becuase historically men who even make it to older age and have thier wits about them must have better genes

>>53566659
women, personality

>>53569075
>Huge Assman
topkek

>>53570021
Maybe she gives, on demand, the sloppiest, toothless, to the ballsack deepthroats?

>>53566607
He's probably fucking other girls. The ideal set up as a top tier man is a reliable wife who you get on with, then young hot girls on the side.

Though the instrumental term is top tier. Not me, nor anyone here. If you're a deca millionaire, 6'2+ and good looking then you can do this. Not some neet with a gf.

>>53566607
Post his pics at a satanic ritual with some kid

>>53566786
Mia malkova vibes