/biz/ - Business & Finance

The Mumu is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a retard, cuck, gullible, fuckstick, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But mention he's in a bear market rally and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

Ass-trology is real.

bobros hope you survived this fake and gay squeeze.
market is coming back to its senses, can only get better from here on

I just invest in LVMH, it's that simple.

I want more than a retracement I want to go down far.

WELL WELL WELL

>>53563926

hoodfolk sure love that Hennessey

>>53563935
i wish he would come on here again

>>53563957
he's back

TRKA will be .70 by the end of February
But thats only the start. Do your DD.

>>53563924
I survived but at what cost, at what cost

>>53563968
Go back to crypto pajeet

really pussy dump for dollar being +1.2% and yields +5%. If the SPY isn't at least -2.2% by close this will have been a nothingburger

BOIL?

BOIL.

>>53563979

I'm having a hard time finding things to buy in if I take profits.
Need assistance.
Songs to cover my current thoughts here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPFAYIr8z2I

Shorting AAPL seems legit.

is it finally our time DXY bros? gold BTFO

>>53563992
this meltup is BOILing

>>53564000
Do it and see what happens

>>53564000
AAPL is probably the most obvious short while they had such bad earnings but analysts still upgrading it. Tim Apple said muh China was the problem but it's obvious consumer will not be able to buy the latest Apple shit in the future.
+ short NVDA. The Chatgpt/AI bullshit was the stupidest FOMO rally you can imagine. It played out now and we can finally crash down

>>53563989
The real dump is gold

SOXSbros

>>53564063
probably gonna be wrong but i think the thing on the right here will kill apple if they end up behind on it - if kids drop iphone because it isnt the coolest trendy thing anymore, their days are numbered

the thing on the left is retarded though

Holy shit mumus are fucking destroyed going into the weekend. Imagine buying the generational top

Kek, what happened to Oil today? Also GOLD, INFLATION HEDGE..

>>53563924
I survived with 18% in unrealized losses. It's so over

>>53564095
Cope, SPX will never be below 4100 ever again.

>>53564068
still need it to go to 24 to break even, then like 30 to make some good money on it.

Unironically comfy still having all of my shit in a CD at a credit union. 5% guaranteed gains for the next 15 months.

>Look. Basically I'm just not gonna pivot. I know.. UGH I know.. I'M SORRY! It's just that I'm not pivoting is all. Hahahaha.

>>53564021
Ok. Bet taken. I'll let you know where I am at close.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gM7Hlg75Mlo

There is a bullish divergence on the RSI. this pullback is ending soon.

FOMC was bait. now he can say oh look the market can handle higher rates look how much they bid it up!
and now no one can argue against that with a straight face after seeing that rally

>>53564116
I bet his BM's are sizable and regular.

P-power hour?

Can I still make money on AI calls any other stocks that will keep going up next week to buy calls?

>>53564140
powell hour

amazon -9%. i sold my amazons yesterday kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQoRXhS7vlU

>>53564131
>much higher
>for much longer
the economy is firing on all the cylinders.
jobs, wage gains and profits everywhere!
the FED simply can not stop raising rates.

so all the gains i made yesterday are just gone today

nice crab ty

Lol okay so we're just going to dump until MACD and RSI are back at acceptable buy levels? Monday red, maybe a crabby red Tuesday, then back to green. That's my prediction.

I need someone to explain to me why NVIDIA is down on literally no negative news? This company makes billions of dollars per year, this is absurd. Serious replies only preferably from bulls, sorry bobos I don't want to hear your theories about jews or vaccines.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

How does the market fair in a time of declining M1 / M2 money supply? I can't see any other time since 1960 where M1 and M2 went down.

Is good news back to being bad news now?

>>53564115
I'm inclined to agree. When you consider how safe it is, cash looks pretty good.

>>53564189
I will when you explain how it's still up 50% over the past month

>He wasn't all-in on REGN, GILD, and SCHW

>>53564194
You may not like it,
but this is what normal market behaviour looks like.

>>53564198
TOO EXUBERANT. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS.

the fair value of SPY is 0

>>53564196
Looks like you'll want to check 21, 32, 38, 49, and 93.

it might actually be a bit cold next week
boiltards you still have some hope

>>53564208
>Inflation annualized is -1.2%
>Powell said deflation 25 times in his speech
>Powell is only hiking one more 25 bps hike and its priced in
>Labor market is the strongest in US history
>Stock market already had a 25% crash in 2022
>Nvidia is a leader in AI and undervalued

>>53564202
>Ray Dalio
Isn't he an unironic China shill

>>53564095
>sudden Jpow speech on Tuesday next week
can't believe I'm able to witness Black Tuesday 2.0 so early into the year

Oh and if you hold ethanol, fuck you.

>>53564196
In all reality, M1 and M2 and all of the other Mx's (if there are any), are most likely only a fraction of a fraction of all the currency/funds/debt in the (((System))).
To answer your question, idk.

>>53563924
Only had a 66% drawdown but I’m up almost 50% today and I just need a cheeky 10% crash in the next two weeks or my puts go to zero so it’s all good…

>>53564226
>Inflation annualized is -1.2%
Nowcast inflation annualized is 7.8%

>>53564189
This is a stupid forced joke

Should I buy this dip on Adani Enterprises?
70% decline past three weeks.

anyone buying the dip on ford

>>53564226
>>Inflation annualized is -1.2%
citation needed

>>53564083
tell me you are an incel autist without telling me you are an incel autist.

DXY bros... we're winning the war of Euro aggression...

>>53564263
depends how much you believe the report that was released against them being sketchy

>>53564226
Thank you for your reply. I will now answer your question.

Because line do go down sometimes.

>>53564260
>>53564267
I use truflation, I hold chainlink by the way.

>>53564264
Didn't TSLA going loco with their price cuts just kill any margin hopes in the growing EV space?

OH NO
IT'S DOING WHAT IT'S BEEN DOING ALL THROUGHOUT THE RECOVERY!
AAAAAAHHHHH

Somebody make it stop

>>53564226
>Inflation annualized is -1.2%
Mumus really are so retarded they think they can extrapolate fuels going down ~10% in a month to a whole year

Oh Yeah, I'm thinking we're back.

Reminder, cold front rolling into NYC right now. Market floor is getting cold.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnYSTnTMGQo

>>53564152
time to buy more and do it again son

>>53563992
I've been BOILed down -40%

>>53564307
To be fair, right now it's going down 10% in a week.

Is HSAI gonna be a good Chinaman PnD IPO?

Now what?

SQQQ

>>53564290
your profits? erased

the gap
THE GAP
MIND THE GAP

>>53563888
VIX needs to go down... i'm wildly short volatility..

some of you people are alright I would advise you not come into the stonk market on Monday

Should I stand pat for today? Or get some SQQQ? Or maybe calls

>silver and gold

>>53564235
Not at all. He merely wants to promote greater understanding.

>>53564343
What gap?

bobo you must stop! i need more greeeeeeeen

>>53564083
Does have the pic where the thot is telling some guy via text that women don't date guys with android phones?

>>53564364
50% SQQQ, 50% TQQQ. Then you're guaranteed a winning play.

Oh, but also take out 50% in margin cash so you're ready for a crab day.

>>53564377
Cute feet!

>>53564226
bond markets are un-ironically predicting Deflation. Which means inflation go down quicker than expected or cooldown in real estate

>>53564389
mumupig? sorry can't hear you over all this selling

Not going to fall into the trap of being excited over this dump, seems like mumus are already slurping up the mixture of cum,blood and shit from the trading floor

i'm down $10k on cost basis and $50k on peak selling opportunity (~$340)
does /smg/ respect my brass balls?

Why aren’t you DCA’ing into SOXS ever half hour?

Is the Federal Jewserve pivot in the room with us right now?

>>53564395
connor is such a beta name
everyone named connor is destined to a life of cuckoldry
i bet the guy isnt even irish

also I failed the captcha like 5 times for this post so im feeling like maybe im the real cuck

>>53564395
What’s happening here?

>>53564320
most ppl were born to buy high and sell low... only a select few can buck the trend

>>53564273
yes euro will collapse back to parity most likely

What'sthe market going asdt o doa next week?!

uuh oil barons what the fuck????

>>53564375
>with a country that literally tracks every footfall of its subjects
brah,
Play this with POWW.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6POZlJAZsok

Astrology fags, what does the chart say about future re entry points? Will Tuesday pump or dump ?

>>53564417
After a brief consolidation period with a little downward drift there will most likely be another leg higher which could bring the S&P 500 to around 4250pts to 4350pts.

>>53564457
its unironically over for oil stocks. Oil always falls prior to an economic downturn. Oil is the canary in the coal mine. Now the question is when do the rest of the indexes get HEEMED

>>53564411
>inflation go down quicker than expected or cooldown in real estate
What if we get both at the same time?

>>53564444
i was born to post on /biz/

>>53564424
You held GAMESTOP all the way down to $22 ????
LMAO

Thanks for the price update at least

>>53564396
dumb fuck. Until the market tanks for a month then half of your position is wiped out. Please take your smooth brain to bogleheads

>>53564437
>Connor likes girl
>he decides to ask her out
>she screenshots her convo with him
>thinks shes sending it to her friend
>ends up sending it to Connor by mistake
I forget most of this general are face blind autists that need to be spoonfed explanations of basic social situations

>>53564478
>Now the question is when do the rest of the indexes get HEEMED
Tuesday when Jpow does his Jackson Hole 2.0

>>53564444
Checked

>>53564488
then fed panicks and needs to cut rates :) => market goes ballistic

>>53564424
Why... would you hodl gamestop? It was a meme for stupid people to hold the bag for people who were scamming them

>>53564496
4 for 1 split so technically ~$85. but yes, and I will continue holding. $25k now < phat gainz l8r based on fundamental growth and/or black swan squeeze

>>53564083
The folding phones suck. Got the gf one and it was broken within a month. The screen cant take repeated folding. When I went to return it the hobbit at my local best buy said "its not made to be repeatedly folded & unfolded, they designed it to folded during transport only then be left unfolded". Wasnt just the digitizer either, she went to use it one day and the entire bottom half of the screen didnt work.
>got her the regular S22 instead, and got $200 back
>I have the S22 Ultra and love it
as for how this relates to your point about apple, I disagree. Retailers have been selling phones on credit for over a decade. Thats the real reason every corner huckleberry has had the latest iphone since they came out. The stores will give it to them for $0 down and roll the payments into the bill.
We will see a similar situation with electric cars soon, one monthly payment that handles your usage, the product, and insurance. With the ability to make it a brick if you dont pay.

>>53564532
see >>53564534
time will reveal who laughs last

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4D7u5KF7SP8

All in SOXL!

>>53564457
Look back at the first week of December. Then look at the first week of January. Now remember, this is the first week of February.
What did you think was going to happen?

Can you guess what happens next week?
This is the current post-SPR dynamic, likely to continue until summer.

I sold my YANG too soon

>>53564015
>>53564067
>>53564096
>>53564372
/pmg/ anons, are you buying the dip?

>COME ON DIXIE
>103
>COME ON DIXIE
>103
>COME ON DIXIE
>103

DXY IS KNOCKING

Monday will be neon green if a day full of garbage earning reports just crabbed slightly downwards

Uh oh stinky

>>53564501
Please get your shitpost detector checked.

>>53564613
Nervous

>>53564590
> didn't get the literal spy balloon signal to keep shorting China.

Biden on inflation
>don't blame me jack

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdZXm4zTlrA

guys i was just literally the slip on floor at magdonals frog
i'm not fucking used to these puma suedes, i've been a new balance man for years and it's wet out
FUCKING SPAGHETTI EVERYWHERE
SCRAMBLED EGGS ALL OVER MY FACE

>>53564613
We need total bull nigger anihilation

>>53564269
not an incel but i am an autist

i said i was probably wrong anyway

but im just hoping something, SOMETHING will kill apple

>>53564619
>brave browser
>phone posting
>public website stock charts
you're checking all the boxes buddy

Sell.

>>53564503
Thanks for the nums anon. It was delicious.

>>53564653
>SCRAMBLED EGGS
Oh yeah that's a good reminder. TSN earnings Monday morning.

>>53564286
no one but tsla is going to do shit in EVs until they have charging that can match superchargers

im not mr technology but i have no idea why no one else has charging that even comes close

>>53564613
Earnings are going to be meaningless again this quarter. The market wants to go up, simple as. The Fed is either going to fuck their shit up if CPI goes back up or back down and let inflation run rampant. The market is hell bent on thinking JPow is bluffing

>>53564657
if you did not get total bull nigger annihilation, hell you did not even get a clean red day from a day full of bad earnings from giants like amazon, google, and apple then you are not getting it from an uneventful Monday

I'm saying this as someone ready to take bear positions any time

>>53564653
At least you looked good doing it bro.

>>53564677
>The market wants to go up, simple as. The Fed is either going to fuck their shit up if CPI goes back up or back down and let inflation run rampant.
what don't you understand about Jpow emergency speech at Tuesday next week?

I was not expecting reits to be this volatile after seeing slow and steady gains previously.

>>53564395
no but ive seen it kek

nothing can stay the cool youth thing forever though

>>53564674
remember to get your valentine's night dinner too

>>53564653
Wait a second, does McDonald's serve breakfast all day now?

>>53564677
>The market is hell bent on thinking JPow is bluffing

>>53564700
emergency? Where was this announced?

>>53564646
Kek love this senile old retard

>>53564704
Just bought 100k shares.

>>53564708
get with the news retard
the market laughed too hard at Jpow he's angry now

>>53564653

>>53564503
i think we're just too good hearted to assume random people would be that shitty for no apparent reason

>jobs report comes out blowing expectations out of the water
>biden just so happens to speak the same day about how great the economy is
lmao

>>53564503
but why is it bad that she took a screenshot of that?

>OMG IM SO SORRY CONNOR
kek damage control to keep the beta in orbit
fuck women

>>53564736
>why is it bad that our private conversation was sent to the masses
Uwutm8

>bulltards

>>53564660
Brave is cool. I turned off that gay ass crypto rewards feature and system notifications and it's a nice fast quiet little browser.
I honestly forgot YouTube ran ads until I tried to watch cooking videos on the Roku.

>>53564721
it's literally nothing

>>53564544
yeah i said WILL kill apple lol, they suck atm for sure

the reason it will kill is that if its 2x as expensive, it becomes a status symbol, even if it has no real functionality

you have to use black people logic. think about nikes

>>53564751
>her friend
>the masses

>>53564602

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxw8xg1lpp4

>>53564736
Because she's making fun of a friendzoned loser to one of her buddies, like
>OMG THAT UGLY LOSER ASKED ME OUT AAAAAA MY WORST FEAR JUST BECAME REALITY

What stock is going to +30% next? Why do you think (insert stock) will?

>>53564757
I was scared for a moment
Still gonna watch it to see if I can mine some memes out of it

how do I short women

>>53564757
Rubenstein, huh?

Do you guys see a strong US investment into japan this decade as response to china alliance breaking down and western governments desperate to keep japan as part of trading bloc? I read some finance blog about japanese banks being sleeper stocks and japan becoming a labour market instead of a capital market.

>>53564761
Three ways to spread information quickest
>telegram
>telephone
>tell-a-girl
Imagine having every piece of dialogue you sent to a hoe and she shows all your mutual acquaintances. Cuck

>>53564774
SQQQ

>>53564736
If a girl sends a screenshot of you asking her out and says "my greatest fear come true lmao" that's not a fucking compliment anon

>>53564779
Move to a country where it’s still legal to beat them.

>>53564757
>>53564777
you don't remember Jackson Hole last year which crushed June rally? looks like the exact same setup

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMYt_GntfnE
Watching the market bleed out is good. Watching my puts pump is good. But after two nights of retard bull euphoria it's not just good anymore, it's great.

>>53564779
long sex dolls etc. also cheap wine and antidepressants

>>53564779
you don't
take the amazonpill
why throw your genes away on a midget bitch and condemn your sons to manlet status
my wife and i see eye to eye on everything. literally.

>>53564767
oh, I thought she was sending it to show her friend that someone had interest in her and the worst fear thing was just embarrasing herself by sending her brag straight to him accidentally.

>>53564796
who said anything about having kids

>>53564796
im 6'1 theres no women in my height

>>53564801
Oh my sweet summer child. You have a good heart.

>>53564810
move to Europe, I'm 6'2 and see at least one woman my height every day (provided I leave the house)

>>53564796

>>53564760
From that perspective, makes sense. Arguably they already are a status symbol for women. If you have one you're the cool girl, all the other women will immediately default to you for filming of tictoks.
My S22 Ultra is a status symbol for me, I constantly shit on my applefag buddies when it comes to camera quality. 100x zoom is the mandingo of the phone dick measuring.
>pic related, took this with my S22 from about 1500yd
Hey buddy, fuck apple computer.

nice 'crash' bobo
didn't even get my CC's sold yesterday to more than 40% profit

>>53564763
DING DING DING DXY 103

>>53564841
derp forgot picture

>>53564844
>impatient trader can't wait for Powell Volcker Tuesday

DO I BUY CALLS OR PUTS FOR NEXT WEEK
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>53563888
PLTR bros I dont feel so good. was AI over hyped

>>53564857
I have a s22 ultra and my god it sucks. Don't know what the fuck else to buy, ios is a piece of hot garbage

kek, baggies, kek.

have a nice weekend enjoy that massive gap down on Sunday futures.

>>53564841
>>53564857
thats tasty
>Arguably they already are a status symbol for women.
this is an interesting point and idk if you meant it this way but i think theres an opening for a more masculine phone, all the rounded edges and iphoneyness is very girly

call it the Gravel, give it pointy edges that can cut you, make it indestrructible, make it black graphite with cool vents and grooves, i think theres potential

>>53564880
Why dont you like yours?
Its not perfect. Far too big. The camera is the only reason I got it over a ~$100 phone.

>net liquidity $14.88k
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Aix9Wd33Luk

>>53564752
>Flop is a 2, a 7, and a Joker with Powell's face on it
SON OF A BITCH

>>53564902
Size is fine, battery sucks, charges slow and overall the phone is slow as fuck, have to restart it every couple of days. Iphone pro is awesome but ios sucks... Thinking to try the pixel 7 pro but I don't know

>>53564880
I've a S22 Ultra too and it's pretty comfy nothing bad about it

tsla has been doing the exact same thing every day where it climbs in the morning then flatlines then goes down a bit and flatlines again

feels like people keep thinking "this must be peak" after the morning rise

i dont really get it because it was 400 last year and some of that was probably memes but if anything tesla has only increased profits and market dominance so dik why it wouldnt get back there, other than people hating elon

DXY BROS WE MADE IT

>>53564915
i have a pixel 4 and its the best one i ever had, nice and slim for the small pockets of my tight george strait wrangler jeans, charges ultra fast, dont really care abt much else

>>53564757
If you actually think this wont cause volatility yoh need to let the boomers a schwab handle yo bagz

if you already owned a home, what will be your ideal exit point? how much cash?

Wtf is DXY?
Have I missed the boat on something big?

I have to pee all the time. 32 y/o
wat is wrong with me bros?

>>53564938
unironically

>>53564946
Me too but I drink a ton of water

>>53564941
the usd vs a basket of international currencies, namely euro, yen and pound

>>53564946
Diabetes?

>>53564946
probably diabetes

>>53564946
daily caffeine intake? daily water intake?

ever since ive been working from home i pee every 20 minutes because im constantly sipping water and theres no need to ever hold bladder. its probably healthier & more natural this way but also i suck at road trips now

I went exactly +1 dollar today
So long losers

>>53564952
Oh, so strong dollar => DXY go up?

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>>53564963
-0.60%
Mostly because of one oil stock, rest of my portfolio stayed pretty chill

>>53564963
NOT GOOD

>>53564964
yeah, dxy going down is sort of good, 40% of sp500 earnings is international. strong dollar hurts emerging markets, makes commodities more expensive like oil or copper, the dxy seems to have peaked and is in a decline

>>53564946
You probably have a kidney stone.

>>53564963
very nice. Sold my WEBS/SOXS at the open and mumus let me on the ride again to play WEBS/SOXS again into the close... leaving some on the table for Powell's Jackson Hole 2.0

>>53564899
>Checked
I could see that becoming reality. They've been trying to make purpose built phones for men for a while, targeting the trade types with products like the CAT thermal phone. Personally, I've seen phones like pic related becoming status symbols with the cartel/criminal types. Specifically instagram pages selling these with clean sims in mexico for 3x US retail price.

>>53564963
shorted the generational top twice. not taking profits before the big one.
feeling cute and comfy going into the weekend awaiting Black Tuesday 2.0

>>53564963
+2.71%

>>53564963
-2.64%
But I realized $82 gain today :)
Also still up 17% for the year

>>53564963
Made bank

i just realized there will be a crash in 2029 regardless of the actual economic outlook due to public sentiment
just like zoomzooms pumped TSLA to nearly $500 because of musk tweets, some tiktoker(or whatever exist then) will make some parallels about 1929 and will singlehandedly kill the economy

>>53564963
-1.21%. Still comfy after all the retard pumping this week, though.

>>53564958
ya'll pussies don't even use piss jugs
way of the road

>>53564915
I have noticed sever sluggishness if I leave a bunch of big apps open. If youtube, TOS & insta are open you cant load a video until you close one. Never had a phone that didnt do this to some degree. Agreed IOS sucks. The only thing I like is airdrop for sharing pics without a network, but that'll be on android eventually

>some of the biggest megacaps in the world pulling back to back +8% and -8% swings
Safe and effective market conditions

>>53564990
>generational top
Do you know what a generation is

>>53564963
+6% shorting crypto

>>53564963
>XLB: -1.79%
>XLC: -2.05%
>XLE: -0.2%
>XLF: -0.12%
>XLI: -0.5%
>XLK: -0.83%
>XLP: -0.37%
>XLRE: -2.08%
>XLU: -2.12%
>XLV: -0.28%
>XLY: -3.09%

>Me: 3.29%
>YTD: -0.64%

Amazing how utilities are eating shit. Guess nobody's gonna pay their power bill this year.

>>53565031
they probably lie to the guy in the chair too

>>53564987
yeah thats an angle i didnt think about. for some reason this muh secure thing really appeals to a lot of scrotes.

i think part of it is that they like the "cool negro drug dealer" aesthetic, and part of it is that theyre paranoid about their gf/wife finding their porn

considering the turbonomous amounts that people spend on home security systems and home safes, i think thats a solid angle. and because people are stupid, as long as the vibe is "sturdy, masculine, secure, powerful" i think there's an opening regardless of the actual tech.

>mfw watching (((The Judge))) on CNBC
>first hedgie who got squeezed tries to justify the 4 weeks pump on literal growth trash
>hurr durr we going higher
can't make this shit up

I think I'm finally getting the hang of options...

>>53565031
i dont understand how to pee in a bottle while i'm driving? like how do i get it to be underneath me so that im peeing down into it? i just cant work out the angle even if i turn on autopilot and squirm around.

>>53564145
>stocks
>going up next week

>>53565042
It's simply a rotation. People want to get back in high growth stocks because they expect Jerome to pump them with lower interest rates, so they don't want to be in value dividend stocks anymore where they will only make small gains.

>>53565067
It only works if you're skinny with a reasonable sized dick. Sorry bro guess you don't make the cut

>>53565067
Keep practicing until you get the gloogloogloog sound instead of the pshhshhhhshhh sound. That's what I did.

>>53563888
Trips eh, well. My digits say different bobo. Straight up.

>>53565038
do you think 16 years of free money is over with this small dip we had in 2022?

When whats-his-name says sell ...

Sell!

Bros, what happens when M1 crashes?

do you think this ballon thing affected the market?

>>53565067
You need a bottle with a wide mouth like a Gatorade bottle. I pissed into a 44oz cup one time. That was an adventure finishing the 10 minute ride home trying not to spill any. I couldn't really stop anywhere to dump it out and I didn't want to just pour it out the window and have it splash all over my truck.

>>53565103
When EF Hutton talks, people listen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_ygqPepLjM

>>53565048
Its honestly astounding. They're terrible phones. Outdated tech. Not even 5G. But because of "muh rugged encryption" they're $500.
I can certainly see the future of smartphones moving away from the one size fits all flagships into more specialized phones.

>>53565081
i am skinny but also short. i think the problem is that i cant get my dick over the edge of the seat without scooching my butt all the way forward but at that point i cant see over the dash. my dick is 6x6 btw

>>53565128
The American Empire ends, unless they bend the knee to their Canadian superiors & get bailed out.

>>53565204
Fat chance. If things get that bad we'll swap Trudeau Vermont and snag Alberta in exchange.

>>53565133
one of my pees fills up almost a whole bottle though. i guess not a BIG gatorade. but when i drove a uhaul for seven hours a couple months ago, and then unloaded it by mself which took 2-3 hours, i ended up with literally a dozen case of water bottles converted into pissbottles.

added three new shorts today: AAPL, INTC, and CHWY. I've no clue where CHWY even got the pump from given Amazon's performance.

>>53565133
This. Tried pissing in a plastic water bottle one time but me pee pee caused an air tight seal on the bottle, and the pressure of the piss made it spray all over me. Don't recommend

>>53565218
Why would you short Apple

>SPY has a 1% pullback
>bears literally euphoric
lol, lmao

wide mouth OJ bottles are the best for piss jugs
you get the wide opening of a gatorade bottle with the capacity of a milk jug
>bullish for BRKY

>futures

>>53565218
shorting any high beta trash who were flying on this retard strength is a safe bet

>>53565217
Yeah you need a 32 oz bottle or something. I took a pretty massive diarrhea shit on the side of the highway in some tall grass a couple of years ago on a road trip. Not my proudest moment but when you gotta go, you gotta go.

>>53565246
Overbought, overly reliant on China, and it's the only one of big tech that hasn't had a correction. I also don't really see why anyone would be in a rush to buy it given they missed earnings for the first time in 7 years.

>>53565180
makes sense. once the hardware is cheap enough, specialty makers will be able to put their stamp on it and inflate the price without changing much

honestly i would guess in the future there will be stuff like "The Louis Vuitton Phone" which is of course just an android with LV branding all over the outside and LV instead of android everywhere inside. Same for Gucci, Dolce & Gabbana, etc.

i think people would happily drop like fuckin $30k on a Gucci phone especially if it comes with any sort of luxury features or services - like what if the gimmick was, instead of Siri, it has 24/7 concierge service by handsome italian waiter type men in suits?

people already drop that much on god damn handbags so all im saying is, expect retardation.

>>53565276
>be me, early 20s
>backpacking through the bush
>haven't seen anyone on the trail for 2 days
>get the squirts from dinner, barely make it to the side of the trail to shit
>rumble rumble rumble
>fucking 4wd rolls past, gawking at me

>>53565273
Bullish for pfizer

ASMB guy, what do you think of ENLV
doing reading all weekend on it, they are targetting sepsis and have been approved f or trials in more and more countries. CEO Stated that next trial results due b4 Q2 could be used in an FDA application.

>>53564963
/cashgang/ was pleasant today

>>53565302
Nobody who is out that way often would be shocked to see someone taking a shit frankly.

>>53565260
>BRKY
2023 is its year. I can feel it in my stomach.

>>53565302
I totally lucked out with all that tall grass being right next to where I pulled over. Otherwise I was going to have to hoof it over to some trees in the distance and try not to shit my pants on the way there. It was right next to somebody's fence line too, kek.

OIL!
MY ASS IS LEAKING OIL!
how do i profit off this? I recently felt my underwear sticking to my ass when i stood up. I inspected my crack and I'm literally leaking clear ass smelling oil.... There's a lot of it. What's going on

>>53564963
+5.3%, only move that went in the wrong direction was AAPL went higher than I thought it would. Gunning for a retest of $146.61 next week.

>>53565273
that means it's working!

>>53565351
How do I invest in ass futures?

>>53564938
could easily live off $500k liquidity

>>53565351
its your pheremone glands. youre becoming a silverback. expect rabid female attention

>>53565351
welcome to the club

>>53565351
Well what did you expect after letting it get drilled?

>>53565293
OK. To me it doesnt seem to be an expensive stock that screams for a correction

>>53564963
+25%. mostly crypto degen shit

>>53565407
the issue I've always had with AAPL is that it's hard to believe it's ever grossly mispriced given how much attention it gets. it always looks like a reasonable company at a reasonable price. only reason I'm shorting it is just because I think people flocking to "safety" are the ones who are most likely to get hurt during any pulldown.

>>53564779
Buy anime stonks

>>53565500
Which ones?

>>53565351

>>53565383
Tell me more this is a part of getting older? I DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS

>>53565504
aniplex is owned by SMEJ
will probably make a killing on the next madoka movie

>>53565351
Based Olestra enjoyer

My onlyfans girl is accepting customs again

God is good!

>>53565504
Bandai Namco, Nintendo ans Sony I guess. There's no pure player unfortunately. Some will say to look in China for some, but, yeah, China. Big no. Banda Namco should cover a lot though and has less unrelated business like Sony would.

>>53565500
CuM iN aNiMe (by buying SOXL)

>>53565500
What if someone (me) copyrights anime girl feet?

>>53565577
Burpanon's slowdown in consumer coomer discretionary spending corroborates this.

>>53565588
Then that someone would become very rich. But he would also deprive mankind from enlightenment.
Surely you wouldn't put mankind into a new dark age just for your own profit, right anon?

i fapped to anime for a few years in highschool but once i got to college age & after it makes me feel nothing

i think youre all subhumans

>>53565581
IG Port is a pure play, but I don't think it's a good investment. I did buy some when it dumped to 1k yen though.
I'd agree that those 3 are probably the best, despite being more videogames than anime.

Haha! Inverted META (FANG really) and made 1% in 3 hours of open market.
Thanks for the play!

>>53565325
Based

>>53565325
I slurped a bit

>>53565662
Yeah hentai or whatever got me off as a kid, but it just stopped doing anything by the time I was 14 maybe? It just looks like cartoons to me. I’m not knockin it. I just don’t get it.

>>53565776
>>53565776
>>53565776

>>53565588
Just leave the armpits out of your schemes

was at Value Village today shopping for books, and multiple boomers were there bitching about how they upped the price for hardbacks to $9.99, the cunts
one wagie even told an old lady that the price went up due to 'inflation'
on fucking shit they get for free

>>53565491
I wonder if Apple will be dethroned in my lifetime the way it dethroned BB. I wish I knew what that company was so I could drop 10k on it and come back in 10 years. I’ve tried to think about it and just can’t think of anything that will break its stranglehold.

>>53565662
>>53565767
I haven't whacked off to 3D since September 17, 2017

>>53565792
please understand, their single minimum wage employee is compressing margins

>>53565816
Is that some kind of Jewish holiday ?

>>53564320
I am too as well, avg price at 9.50, however thats the equivalent of around 3.50-4 on the contracts, you can be fairly certain, barring russia blowing up all our export facilities in the gulf, that it will recover that price by summer.

How can I tell in Fidelity if I am going to create a good faith violation if I sell something?

>>53565900
are you selling something bought with unsettled cash?

>>53565838
It might have been

>>53565299
I could see a phone with dedicated 24/7 high quality concierge going for retard tier money. Team up with amex for the concierge, give it an embedded card via NFC chip, and only offer it to high tier cardholders.
I hope the data scraping pajeets pass this idea up the flagpole.

>>53564196
It fairs like an enormous engine with too little oil: some parts will accelerate, others break.

>>53564244
This anon is correct. They stopped listing M3 because they didn't know how to measure it. They'll do the same with M2.