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>>53564500
so you're saying the US is even beyond that and already at defcon 3? holy shit its unironically over. Bobo was right

>>53564452
Maybe they're just looking for some hot chicks.

>>53564500
jesus you can tell a zoomer wrote that

Are you kidding me? The chinese hot air balloon is akin to sending out a scout that gets instantly killed in age of empires 2. Theyre just fucking around to see what america would do. Its a playground fuck around.

>>53564452
>LARP twitter account claims bullshit
lmao

>>53564554
>this is just like muh bideo game!!!1!
Neck yourself weeb

>>53564586
>weeb

you dont know what that means do you, 90 IQ boy. Too much lead in your parents drinking water

>>53564601

keep eating your goyslop

Theres a reason why there's a huge chinese market in canada especially BC. No wonder the balloon is in Montana canadian bug men

>>53564452
>spy balloon
>make it easily detectable
Really? Everybody immediately thinks we're living in some Robert Ludlum novel? This is probably just some guy who strapped a GoPro to a weather balloon to get some cool vids from 100 miles in the air. No wonder people here engage in Tide Pod eating challenges.

>>53564718
what are you even trying to say here schizo. doesnt make much sense

>>53564500
What a pretentious zoomer faggot bitch motherfucker

>>53564586
fuck off zoomer age of empires 2 is based

>>53564792
hes a dumb zoomer pal too stupid to understand kino

>>53564769

Vancouver has the largest population of chinese immigrants with intensely looser laws. How hard would it be to bypass canadian customs and deploy a balloon rather than just shipping one over the fucking sea?

>>53564586
>>53564718
>weeb
> age of empires 2
I will personally break your neck if you use these 2 words in the same sentence again you fucking zoomer.

>>53564821
this makes absolutely zero sense what are you on. Are you suggesting this balloon was sent over by chinese civilians in canada? Do you realise that japan sent over balloons all the way back in the 1940s? Its not rocket science... thats why its a balloon.. takes your meds...

>>53564835

you think it would be so fucking easy to fly a balloon over in 2023 when we have satellite imagery that can watch you masturbate to your video game fetish?

>>53564845
Thats why china's doing it. Its obvious and its also not as aggressive as flying over a jet plane over USa airspace. Nobody is manning it, its not even a drone, its a fucking balloon in the sky. Thats why america hasnt shot it down. They realise its a posturing test. The shit on the balloon will be worthless they just want to see how they'd react. Its a posturing test. Youre too stupid to get it

>>53564835

Yes also the chinese government routinely subterfuge and gaslight anyone they see to get a quick buck or any opportunity to fuck you over. This is standard practice with espionage using civilians as tools to further a government plot.

think about chinese pot metal, chinese slave cotton, and yes they would use their people for their own malicious goals.

>>53564888
>53564888
A terrorist cell in Canada absolutely did not set this balloon off from canada to float over into america. Holy shit are you dense. It came from China

Early today I was trying to convince schizos on /pol/ to form militias and shoot the sky to take down invisible chinese balloons.
Mods don't appreciate when you play with schizos...

>>53564929
just tell em they look WEAK and UNFREE

>>53564959
M8, I got banned...
Apparently my shitpost was deemed too dangerous for this site.

>>53564452

The actual DEFCON level isn’t even public

>>53564983
>noooo you can't shoot to the sky
>stray bullets are le bad

Is there a hobbyist drone that can fly high enough to get close to it? Would be neat to film it up close.

>>53564524
>Defense Condition 3
>a phasedown from Condition 2
>DefCon 1 is war
Yeah exactly nothing is happening as usual. Wait for the hyperinflationary collapse like everybody else.
Frog boiling etc.

>>53565076
If I was american, I would be buying white balloons and filling with helium to scare people.

Unfortunately the people in my country are not prone to over reacting.

How do I invest in helium-powered technology

>>53564554
If this would be Star Trek, the next plot twist would be a romulan invasion

>>53564452
60 years ago it took a missile crisis to cause this
now we do it over a weather balloon lmao

>>53565360
what a vaerool

>>53564452
>>53565517
Are PMs safe from nuclear wars?

>>53564959

All satellites are just balloons.

>>53565544
Yes. You're in luck, PMs are on sale this weekend too.

>>53564895
I mean probably not due to wind currents but it's a documented fact that China has undercover police stations in Canada for policing and detaining Chinese people whether Canadian citizens or not. The idea of a fifth column Chinese faction operating out of Canada and targeting the US isn't something you guys should take lightly.
>t. leaf

>>53564548
>wrote
Typed, you cannot "write" on a keyboard you fucking burn out.
Learn to capitalize the beginning of a sentence and use punctuation.
You're a dumb fuck.
>t.Born 1997.

>>53564524
death con 3

>>53564452
another psyop by the kikes

>>53566324
True, crazy how they get away with it. I’m working on a video game in which Soviets from Canada invade a city within the US on the east coast of Lake Ontario.

>>53566523
bro

>>53564452
scouting with an overlord. chinese zerg rush incoming.

>>53566379
Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.

Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

>>53566626
underrated

>>53564452
Just pop the balloon, what's the problem?

>>53564452
Chinese ‘weather balloon’ is the 2023 version of gulf of Tonkin ‘incident’

>>53564845
kek. just start the party already

>>53564452
>Amerilards are afraid of balloons
too funny

>>53566324
>I mean
go back

>>53567201
That's your takeaway from this? My takeaway is that america is scared, frail and won't do anything even if China decides to take what is rightfully theirs.

>>53564452
I was wondering what the new weekly distraction was going to be.

Forget the fact you can’t buy food anymore.

>>53565360
The funny thing is, the Romulans would just make you think it was their next move. In all actuality they'd be removing a high level political rival while drawing our best ship into a trap. The Romulans of the TNG era were better antagonists than the Klingons ever were in the TOS era.