/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53564009
Still comfy holdin' and waitin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.042 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>71.8 (17.95) million shares DRS'd by Oct. 29th, 2022
>Previously 71.3 (17.825) M shares by end of Jul. 30th 2022, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Thursday RRP: 2,050.063B, 101P = 20.298B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: 2,041.217B, 103P = 19.818B per (roughly)

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
>22 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp will be issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
nft.gamestop.com/games
>Web3 Games open on Marketplace
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19941/html
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19946/html
>FY22 Q3 Earnings 8-K/10-Q

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

kek dumb fuck baggies

I am making so much money on options

>>53564009
Wagmi

>>53564009
How is this still a thread. Gamestop is done kek. Fucking reddit niggers

>>53564027
Hello? DFV?

>>53564047
Hey man, it's okay to be upset. sending you hugs

Jannies clean this shit up

>>53564027
Great, exactly what we needed. Yet more copypastas.

>>53564049
>>53564074
It's actually true though. The Implied Volatility is insane and because the stock price is so cheap it's the best wheel trade going on right now.

>>53564092
Huh? One more time please

my dad is disappointed in me everyday, but deep down feels pity for me. there are days we don't even talk. when does the suffering end?

i assume i died in 2020 with covid, and this is purgatory, i don't think anything is real anymore. i am just talking to myself and bots.. thanks for tuning in

>>53564001
He's seething because all of his education and qualifications are powerless against the masses of people whose modest means has them buying and selling single-double digits worth of shares. These people fancy themselves high falutin fanciers. They tell their peers who are doctors and lawyers that they are "investment bankers" and "stock brokers". They studied their asses off for their series 7 and consider it the crowning achievement that kick started their careers. All of this, only to be pinned against the wall and sodomized by the lowly retail peasant. Literal fucking retards are walking up with paychecks that were earned at a rate of $12.00 and are buying up shares that are going to be bought back for millions at THEIR expense. It's a total embarrassment for them, and their careers and reputations are tarnished forever. And their brains are likely nagging in the back of their heads whether they plan to go to jail for life and take BBC or would they rather say their heartfelt goodbyes to their loved ones before they use a shotgun to spray their brains all over the wall. Their lives once seemed to bright and full of hope and success and now they are fighting back tears knowing they are ruined. They choke back tears as they go to the gun shop and ask to hold the revolver. They sniffle as they look at the boxes of the highest caliber ammo they can find. They wonder how easy it may be to botch with just a pistol. And then they think of the apes who sit around posting frogs and memeing and laughing as they stole your future success for ourselves.

>>53564047
Cope and Seethe Faggot.

guys play my options fucking kek

Why hasn't the US taken down that Chinese balloon already? What are they waiting for?

I’m going to Publix

Do you guys need anything?

I am going to use my fiery and ironclad will to manifest MOASS and the destruction of Wall Street. HHHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUuUUUUGGGGGHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

will we able to sue for psychological damages? I can't put a price on the sanity i've lost, i dont think even moass will make up for it.. what is billions of dollars when I am losing my youth and time everyday

why would you be losing anything holding a security like gamestocks? you aren't saying that you missed out on that bullish crypto run from 65k to 15k, are you?

imagine not taking this time to prepare,
spiritually
physically
mentally

its already over

>do you guys need anything?
Do you guys need anything?
>do you guys need anything?
Do you guys need anything?
>do you guys need anything?
Do you guys need anything?
>do you guys need anything?
Do you guys need anything?

>>53564159
My beard has begun to go grey.
My grey matter has begun to fray.
When will Cohen make his play?
I need my money, yesterday

>>53564132
Why not? I'm writing all kinds of options and making hundreds every week right now. I'm not sure why that makes you so buttmad but it's true. These meme stocks are printing money in many ways and all of the free income I print for myself I can roll into more GME or anything else I want.

>>53564173
I am.. but it's hard to convince my family. I can see the pain on their face everyday.. but they crack a broken smile and turn on tv to distract their minds

it pains me seeing them suffer too, but it's my fault for making lavish promises ahead of time. now expenses and costs have gone up two-fold. biggest lesson I learned, always shut up no matter how long it takes

>>53564159
Its quite fun losing sanity fr

>>53564210
those looks of pain and disappointment were there long before the gamestocks anon and you fucking know it. its time to come clean with yourself.

KEEP
YOURSELF
SAFE

>>53564146
An explanation.

>>53564159
I feel you bro. Life has fallen apart waiting for this but there is no better alternative than to hold

>>53564193
nice poem, i have some grey hairs too now. i look at pictures of myself from 2019 and how young I looked. eyebags, wrinkles, but at least a future woman can tell that I've went through my ritual of suffering as a man

It's clear that we've already won and the work is done, now we just wait for the inevitable.

KEK Hedgies!

>>53564233
exactly.. idk anymore.. am I just an NPC that is stuck in a feedback loop everyday. regardless, all I can do is hold.. because missing MOASS after all these years is worse than death

I grow weary from this chicanery

>>53564113
if your dad is disappointed, then by definition that means he has higher hopes for you. he believes in you, anon. work hard and ygmi

all these tired and weary souls who seem to talk to each other very organically seem like they are at the end of the work shift and are cranky and might need a nap and a blankie and a suckle off the binkie

>>53564193
>cause I’m sweating bullets

>>53564311
I'd rather suck on your mothers bittys. Can you arrange that? I'd pay well post moass. Do you need a new Dad, I can fill that role Junior.

ryan chone is a snake oil salesman keith gill was his frontman and so is robbie from immutable THEY HAVE CREATED A MESS OF A WEBSITE FOR GAMESTOP IN ADDITION TO A VAPORWARE NFT WALLET AKIN TO DIABLO 3 AUCTIONS HOUSE DILLUTED ON BAGGIES FUCKED OVER BBBY SHAREHOLDEERS RYAN CHOEN DOESNT GIVE ONE IOTA FUCK ABOUT BAGGIES HIS FATHER SHOULD BE ASHAMED 2 YEARS SOON TO BE 3 WITH NOT A SINGLE HAND LIFTED EXCEPT FOR DILLUTION AND A GARBAGE ASS NFT SITE

>>53564299
checked. thanks anon, I hope so. holding is all I can do, I hope to make him proud

>>53564311
checked, but I actually am tired. some of you 6-figure boys can hold no problem, respect that. but this is all my lifes savings here and I live on a <$100 checking balance everyday

>>53564311
>might need a nap and a blankie
Not a bad idea

>>53564233
No ones life should be falling apart over GME by this point. Take care of your financial, physical and mental health and just keep waiting with patience because this is going to blow when its ready.
I've been working 2 jobs for the last year and trying to acquire as much money as I can. You have a precious few months left of pre-MOASS and everything after that will be free time. You need to be using your time optimally and taking care of yourself for when we get our tendies.

comfy holding
I'm down $10k on cost-basis and $43k on my peak selling opportunity (~$340)
but that's nothing compared to the run we will see

>>53564356
Cope Seethe and Dilate, you disgusting excuse for a human.

An EMP from the balloon would actually be a relief

>>53564388
Checked for truth.

>>53564370
fair point. financially I am not good, but physically I've lost lot of weight from not eating and fasting, helps save on grocery costs too. spiritually I won't ever forget these days of having nothing, it will only make me clutch my shares harder when we make it. to remember the pain when the ticker is hovering at $10k but I'll hold out for $100k per share. Longer this goes, the more I must toughen my resolve

My holdings were already in book, but imagine it actually does something and the DRS numbers go way up

I wake up financially devastated. I check the price first thing, red or green, it doesn't even matter anymore. I doubled down recently and realized I'm still 50% down. I've lost all joy for life and I've fallen down a financial doomsday rabbit hole. Like Cypher in the Matrix I just want to enjoy steak again, but I can't. Ryan showed us a world of possibility and now he's kicking us out of the chocolate factory

>>53564357
this is b-tier reverse reddit toxic positivity, cute but nobody marks you

>>53564350
the (you) is for being such a good little top man, now get back to work. change your ip. this is not a joke. we've talked about this.

>>53564369
my man

>>53564416
10k is price anchoring we won't even get a chance to see that. When we're in the upper thousands it's going to move so fast that timing a sale at 10k will be impossible unless you set a sell order.

WAGMI.

>>53564418
Between new purchases and shifting from plan I have over 600 more book shares EOQ4 than I did EOQ3, and I have 70 more in flight from my broker. We're gonna see lotsa spaghetti if it turns out only book shares were counted.

CS down for anyone else?

Why would he make a children’s book about his dad and baby KG? It’s just so crazy, but I understand his China stuff now. They’re too powerful

>>53564427
it's more like you have the golden ticket(s) but you just don't know the day of the invitation. could be days, could be years. this is a play with fundamental growth tied up in a black swan squeeze. ygmi

>>53564449
ok

>>53564451
idk what we can expect, but all I know is I will sell for what I think is appropriate to pay for my mental suffering. millions is not enough anymore, even billions will barely crack a smile for me

i need a daytime resident of these threads to tell me where we are at on the shill index bc i normally take long naps during the market day

plz and thanks,
pump magistrate 3

I wake up mentally devastated. I check the crayons first thing, red or green, it doesn't even matter anymore. I doubled down recently and realized I'm still 100% downs. I've lost all joy for life and I've fallen down a mental doomsday rabbit hole. Like Megamind in Megamind I just want to enjoy big brain thoughts again, but I can't. DreamWorks showed us a world of possibility and now they're kicking us out of the evil lair

>>53564146
yea i need millions of dollars, thanks

>>53564493
Yup, they made me wait 2 years for this. I'm hodling until their game is up, I probably will sell a small stack in the upper millions just to make my hodling more enjoyable.

Of course the world fucking sucks and the general state of things is dire. However GME is the light in the darkness and Wall Street fucking knows it. They'll do whatever they can to discourage of demotivate retail investors because they know GME is the once in a lifetime golden opportunity. Feeling tired and depressed? Good. Turn it into spite and keep moving forward.

>>53564531
I think this is the hardest task I've ever done in my life. can't believe I thought college was difficult.. but these couple years have felt like decades. weird time dilation

if fidelity goes to decent prices, I am selling those too so i can be comfy watching CS shares locked

just one of you fucking complainers about "time being wasted" should expand on those thoughts with what they would have done with that time beside ruthlessly mog the richest people on earth by holding a idiosyncratic gamestock

ya cant, you wont, etc

>>53564558
based. we will cross the ocean one day, and fuck up marley (wall st)

>>53564581
I can see it

>>53564113
>there are days we dont even talk
kek i talk to my dad like 5 times a year. and were on good terms.

>>53564600
even while living together? it's sucks when you're in the same house, but I've learned to be comfortable with silent and solitude

Kek dumbfuck baggies! You better start saving now, my $400 bags are expecting something nice for your third anniversary.

>>53563700
>>53563743
>spicy
kill yourself fucking zoomer

>>53564663
Can't handle heat then get out of the kitchen.
>yfw

>>53564568
>picrel
>August of 2022
these are aging beautifully thank you

https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1621483891969114112

riddle me this, why are there so many random twitter users sucking hedgie dick, and taking a stance AGAINST retail?
seems sussy af

is it some JIDF botnet?

>>53564458
I'd love to see the predditor mods try to cope and weasel their way out of this one

>>53564427
I'll never sell, but I have kind of given up on it actually happening. I don't really feel confident that there's a better place to put my money right now, so it's not that bad.

IM SO FUCKING BORED

>>53564730
Can someone explain what he means by pipeline? I get that he is making fun of us but.. wat

>>53564788
just remember, a week ago a hedgie ledgie'd :^)
never forgetti the fun times

>>53564788
Same, but boredom is the foreplay before the fuckening, aka MOASS

If we finish at 22.22 (quads) it will happen next week

>>53564799
I propose a new rule that all Hedgefunds must be GROUND FLOOR ONLY.
No more easy way out.

>>53564797
It is a very weak attempt to try and spin all of the negative attention from Preddit into a brag for Citadel. It really comes off as desperate considering that anyone wanting to make a career in finance would definitely already know about Citadel. Having to address the Predditors makes it known to all that Kenneth certainly still thinks about them. Also pipeline refers to his asshole.

>>53564788
You're bored? Well, check this out!

>>53564787
There was a post about chaos magic and manifestation that said we all sort of have to be at your state before moass can happen. A watch pot never boils and all that

>>53564787
I hope what Cohen has in mind for it is totally mind blowing and not just a bunch of mobile tier game NFT tie ins. I mean I think he wants to take on Amazon but the ship is so tight his antics are so shadowy if we don't know then hedgecunts don't know and that must mean it's going to be an explosive shit all over them. I'm talking eating vindaloo and chipotle for a week and holding it in for as long as possible to explode it at the right time, inches from their faces and using their noses as TP. I hope he does have a plan that worthy or I am going to feel silly. I hope he takes all the marbles and leaves them destitute.

>>53564836
banans hate this one simple trick

>>53564836
Wow!!! I really like that picture! Where did you get it from?

What is a market maker's purpose anyway

>>53564773
I think at that point they'll just find some pretext to ban SS entirely.

>>53564787
>I don't really feel confident that there's a better place to put my money right now
That is itself proof that the company can't be cellarboxed and thus we'll win.

>>53564866
siphon wealth

>>53564863
I made it. But since you like it, you may save it. It's all yours my friend.
>>53564862
haha. I really, really like this image.

>>53564832
First of all, cursed pic.
I think its interesting that's what he wants out there. The guys is being accused of being a financial terrorist who lied to congress and he wants to talk about his 'talent pipeline'? I think he can't deny the allegations or acknowledge because the increasing difficulty of disavowing them.

This battle will inevitably end up in GME win. Holders will literally NEVER STOP BUYING, DRS'ing, BOOKING. The idiosyncratic short position is unexitable no matter how low it goes. Even if it takes years, retail will buy out every last shares remaining and win by default. Snort hedge cunts can buy days, weeks, months it will happen anyways in the end. Hedgies will throw them self from ledgies.

>>53564893
Citadel's reputation is definitely not good right now. The last time Citadel tweeted, they got absolutely ripped to shreds. Every single reply was calling them out. Someone even posted a gif of a guillotine. No amount of damage control will ever be able to undo this. Right now all Kenny boy can do is try and manipulate headlines to hide as much as possible. He needs to be educated on the Streisand effect.

another red week

>>53564883
Literally. If I were to start a company and describe it as being a market market lol I'd be investigated before I even opened my doors. I mean like what the fuck, what the fuck even is that other than an obvious untouchable scheme

>>53564663
Woah you didn't say in minecraft. I'm on the phone with the FBI right now. Maybe you'll be lucky and they'll groom you for the next mass shooting instead of prison.

>>53564730
That quote is old as fuck and he just tweets it today? What a useless piece of shit.

>>53564930
Good point, but if twitter is metric of real life AMC are crushing us

>>53564799
NO ITS FAK-ACK!
checked btw

>>53564883
So they make the markets and make billions of dollars doing it? Seems legit. How does that not scream crime? How is that considered a fair advantage? Are they serious? What the fuck?

>>53564970
Citadel and Virtu are the ONLY market makers that are not also banks. For an investment bank it kind of makes sense as an arm that facilitates trades to avoid stranding their customers' assets due to illiquidity. As a standalone business? Total crime machine.

>>53565009
>How does that not scream crime?
It does. But they're still successfully gaslighting enough people to where they can still get away with it.

>>53564563
What you're describing is almost exactly what I felt as my first acid trip faded; There was a strange sense of competition between what I was worthy of vs my (((harrowing))) experience. At the end of the day I had to be content with the feeling withdrawing, and being left with nothing except the experience. Maybe this is how this will play out; maybe it will present a new obstacle to truly knowing yoursef, in the form of riches you could not have imagined before.

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>53564992
It’s run by Rensole/ half_dane

Still Holding.

>>53565025
I'd honestly be shocked if they didn't keep their nose clean (heh). I mean really. That kinda of power and you didn't take advantage of it? That's saint like. Get real though
>Gaslighting everyone
They're so far deep in this mess they're untouchable. You can't arrest them/can't be caught because they have they're hands in literally everyone's pocket. They're too big to fall is what you're saying

kek baggies

>>53565110
>They're too big to fall is what you're saying
No I'm saying that not enough people care. Retards filled the streets over the big kneel, but no one does anything when EVERYONE is being robbed in broad daylight.

>>53565137
ok cool it with the semitism

>>53564910
he's not autistic enough, this needs to be more offensive, perhaps even racist.

>>53565148
How about
>1 share = 1 suicide

>>53564910
Lol is this a simpson's reskin? Nice

>>53565046
well said, sounds like an enlightening experience. I've never dabbled with psychedelic's but this experience itself has been ego breaking

>>53564416
nice try price anchoring at $100k

>>53565259
I am selling my fidelity IOUs at that price. CS shares are non-negotiable

>>53564449
I will never understand why people build those lean-to things on the side of buildings, especially when it's a new build. All you need is some sheet metal and you've got way more enclosed space, you're already 2/3 of the way there just go all the way.

>>53565287
Is this something I am too European to understand?

After I WAGMI, I will go out and purchase a lovely turtleneck and then treat myself to a delicious meal of chicken tenders. Hopefully sometime next week.

>>53565391
I'm going to buy a bag of apples and hurl them at gamestop wagies if moass is not next week

>>53565391

>>53565184
One of the main tenents of non-dogmatic religion is about breaking down the ego, and that our experience at this stage (or bardo) involves exactly the sort of harrowing progression you're describing. You may be doing a psychedelic purely by engaging with life as you perceive it.

>https://twitter.com/SUSPENDEDPOS/status/1621351707329568774
Apes, we is being represented yo. They aint got nothing on us GME/AMC apes.

>>53565287
>>53565368
It's pretty common in places that get hot in the summer. If the overhang is on the sunmost side of the building, the overhang takes the sun and keeps the building noticeably cooler than if it was just the building. It could also be a workspace where you do work in the covered outdoor area while keeping your tools and materials in the indoor area. You also need a well ventilated work area if you plan to do things with certain chemicals, and an open air patio is perfect for that.

>>53565184
Missed out the encouragement; You're doing good.

>>53565497
>video about GME
>comments about AMC

>>53565368
Do you not have pole barns in euroland? all I'm saying is they went through all that effort to put up a roof and pour concert they might as well enclose it and not have to deal with your shit getting wet or snowed on, pests etc. Maybe its open for tax purposes or some shit. IDK

>>53565505
>>53565368

The overhang?

Often times it used to keep frequently used tools out of the elements but also really accessible. Like a riding lawn mower or somthing like that. That being said, it looks like they're going to put some plants around it so it might just be a nice place like a deck to cool off and put some loungers

>>53565505
You make a good point about working with dust / chemicals / paint. Personally I would rather have more enclosed space and do that type of stuff in the huge driveway space. Different strokes I suppose.

>>53565543
Fellow ape, I hate to tell you this but AMC and GME are one and the same. Don't let those hedgies tell you otherwise!

can no one stop him?

>>53565613
You can do that, but now you and your tools are working in the sun. You think to yourself: "I could build a patio to work in the shade", but now we've circled back to the original position. Whoever built this needed both the enclosed space and the covered patio space, otherwise it would have just been the building. It sounds to me like you live in a cold, wet region, but these kind of structures are everywhere in hot, dry regions.

It's also a little bit cheaper to build a smaller building with a covered patio, but I don't know if it's enough to swing the decision either way.

>53565622
lmfao they're not sanjay not even fucking close.
REMINDER SELLING FOR LESS THAN 4mil makes you gay fat and retarded.

>>53564370
>No ones life should be falling apart over GME by this point.
Right. Our lives are falling apart over other things.

>>53565497
amc is for retards your ceo is buttfucking you every chance he gets both by selling off his shares and diluting the stock
>investing in a company that the clown running it doesnt even believe in

>>53565666
It is the dawn of the final day

(For citadel)

>53565275
>my fidelity IOUs
LMFAO

>53565622
Kys

>>53565697
Yeah, it snows 5 months out of the year where I plan to build my pole barn.

REMINDER PIC RELATED IS WHO IS TRYING TO PRICE ANCHOR YOU

>>53565666
ayo mufugga I's got dis

>>53565543
That's the first hedgie defense wave to stop anyone on the outside.

>>53564146
Dear Publix anon,
I love you
I don't know what to ask for because I already have everything I need and want. MOASS is soon and I'm glad we're all on the same team.

WAGMI frens

Can someone take this photo showcasing the different shapes of vagina and add Danny into it at the bottom? Maybe also add a header to the top

53565739
>I can’t read
This is about access to the online portal to some employee sponsored plan. Try to find anything that says they can sell or otherwise dispose of your fully cash position without your explicit consent. You won’t because they can’t, because if they could it would have already happened. Now please commit die before posting here again

>>53565773
All that's missing for each of these is a head count

Wagmi

Also friendly reminder that if you do fake (yous), you’re a little pissbaby who pees sitting down so mommy doesn’t yell that he splashed pee

Captcha: 420 bra … blaze it!

>>53565801
>head count
kek nice one anon but I don't think that matters
>>53565826
okay so i sit down to pee and i have a penis
go on
HATE ME
though it is more effective to stand up and let the pipes shoot straight nahwatimsayin

>53565794
>Now please commit die before posting here again
wow sanjay your english really starts to slip when you get toasty. that ToS applies to both margin, and cash for fidelity accounts. kill yourself darkie mcpooskin it's already started with schwab begging for shares.

53565848
>he doesn’t recognize basic memes
Hi Eglin. I’m still not seeing anything that says they can liquidate your non-margin position without your consent, so I have to conclude they can’t in fact do that

What’s the squeeze status bros

Silvergate getting DOJ'd
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/10sr5t7/doj_fraud_unit_probing_silvergate_capital_bank/

If people get anticipated for options plays they need a margin account, if you open a margin account your broker can lend your shares. ever wonder why the shills sperg about DRS every time, and push for option plays? The more cash accounts+DRS'd shares the tighter the noose becomes for the hedgie.

>>53565801
>odometer
>>53565842
>but I don't think that matters
juanita would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway

>>53565899
Unsquoozenated as of yet.

>>53565904
kek shorties

>>53565848
The ToS also limits them to only being able to liquidate a customers account if it has a nominal value under $100. Otherwise they'd still need to abide by SIPA and deliver the customers assets to another broker in the event of account termination.

>53565889
>muh shit english is a meme
It sure is you benchode darkie fuck.

>>53565904
Silvergate was one of the stocks that was part of the NYSE at open halt 'glitch' on 1/24/23.

>>53565889
They can for 6 months of no activity and a value under $100. Or termination and a value under $100.

>>53565773
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ot2NTKyEHKM

>>53565942
Also the one that got a 4.3 billion bailout from their FTX fuckup.

Was that thing I read about the Congress demanding that so and so be returned to the USA by Feb 28 about me?

>>53565916
>odometer
I disagree; there are plenty of people who might have many partners but still go on to be lovely people and love's the only currency I care about because it's free and everyone's capable of growing it within themselves unlike the adage, "money doesn't grow on trees"
>true love grows on people real well

>juanita would be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway
hyperbole but now I can see why the Kama Sutra comes in handy, I would imagine pinning her legs behind her ears would help in slammin a home run for the team wouldn't you say, anon? technically speaking ofc

WAGMI

>>53565938
It's a Roblox meme, does mean he's probably underage.

>>53565977
Let's say I'm from Missouri.

>>53565938
Keep doubling down, glownigger.

>>53565982
There's no magic or spirits involved, it's neurochemical/hormonal pair bonding, and after a certain point women stop being able to do it right. "Warranty void if seal is broken" applies to vaginas as much as it does to food or medicine.

WAGMI frens. It will happen soon.

>>53565961
i'm against commoditizing women's genital organs but that performance was hilarious
hope that guy's got better gigs from there on out

>>53566007
your opinion is based off of the limited reality you know. what would you do if you knew how to repair the detrimental effects of the "cock carousel"?
you'd pick the hottest most compatible girl that you actually enjoy spending time with and then get her on the regimen, right?
too bad for (You)
maybe one day you will discover the real magic, ese

>53566007
Keep proving me right pooskin

>>53566042
>what would you do if you knew how to repair the detrimental effects of the "cock carousel"?
Patent the process, become a quadrillionaire by charging money to desperate whores, and colonize the solar system.

>>53566042
>if you knew how to repair the detrimental effects of the "cock carousel"?
>he thinks thats repairable
kek

What's the cope these days baggies?

>>53566067
>Patent the process, become a quadrillionaire by charging money to desperate whores, and colonize the solar system.
that attitude sounds very familiar, almost like we're here because of it... hmmm...
>>53566093
>he thinks thats repairable
tfw he doesn't know
(─‿‿─)

>>53566155
if you want to play captain saveahoe thats your prerogative. ive had the undying love of a woman whos virginity i took and whos soul i owned, anything else doesnt compare. cant imagine settling for less

>>53566024
Moona Soona Feboona

Sqeezerim belongs to the nords!

>>53566042
>you'd pick the hottest most compatible girl that you actually enjoy spending time with and then get her on the regimen, right?
>whore
>most compatible
Does he know?

>>53566399
checked and unironicallythispilled

>>53566399
>it's over

>>53566115
We buy BBBY

>>53566405
>implying whoredom is not genetic

Also any girl will compare you against the best elements of all her previous partners. After 4/5 partners the probability of this girl to be satisfied sink lower than BBBY

>>53566500
>After 4/5 partners the probability of this girl to be satisfied sink lower than BBBY

>>53566190
>captain saveahoe
no i am mr.stealyogurl
>>53566405
WINGS?!
>>53566500
>>53566525
I see you regurgitate TRP well

>>53566500
I am implying the exact opposite.

>>53566500
I have no idea what you guys are talking about because I just sat down but this anon is absolutely correct and we have the data to prove this.

Doubles and it happens on Monday

>>53566428
At this price its a steal

>>53566428
>We
BBBY doesn't do pic related. All in on GME;pure DRS.

>He thinks he can turn a ho into a housewife
It's your money that she's gonna take bro.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSKizLRFbTo

>Nordstrom tells MSM they haven't spoken with RC in years
Something tells me that the "person familiar with the matter" isn't a very reliable source

>>53566007
This guy is also correct.
>predditor tourists shitting up our platform with their uninformed nonsense because they made their own platform unusable
Yeah could you faggots go lurk /pol/ a bit before you come here and spew shit out of your mouths? Kill yourselves.

>>53566745
not him but trashy art hoes who fuck like speed freak demons make my dick diamonds

>>53566042
>i'm against commoditizing women's genital organs
pfft. women have never hesitated in putting a price on it. they don't call it 'the world's oldest profession' for nothing
>t. cuck

>>53566477
chekt and rekt

>>53566562
>I see you regurgitate TRP well
alrighty then, explain in detail how you repair a womans pair bonding mechanism and alter them mentally so they arent buck broken by society. we have nothing but time

>>53566877
>women have never hesitated in putting a price on it
insensible children when given resources often don't know what to do with them either. Who's fault is it kids today are raised into women like that?
>world's oldest profession
don't you know better than to believe (((historians)))?
>>53566745
>It's your money that she's gonna take bro
kek i pity the fool that thinks money is all it takes to be happy, that includes the girls that do the sort of aforementioned golddiggery, it's just a matter of time until someone shows them a better way of life. After GME and WW3, I wonder if the world pop will still cling to Western ideals or start shopping around for a new lifestyle
>>53566944
>they arent buck broken by society
it starts with having a heart and it's nice to know you can see how terribly women who choose to live that way end up living; they're miserable
why even build crappy amusement parks where the CC is the best ride around anyways? Sounds like Hell on earth, sounds like it's not what any Hodler wants, innit brethren?

>>53566944
Naturally you don't. Once the damage is done, that's it. BUT we can do some things to help future generations not suffer the same cat-mom fate.
>make SSRIs illegal
>make hormonal birth control illegal
>make social media illegal
>push women out of the workforce and back into the nuclear family home
>incentivize childbirth
Basically we just become a National Socialist society and we'd be alright.

>>53566858
she has already hit the wall right now this second as we breathe
vanity vanity
i cum and sleep
eat banana and peak bo peep

>>53566746
Did Netflix and Alibaba also release any statements?

>>53564018
fpbp

>>53567072
all good recommendations, i concur

>>53567042
>b-b-b-but it's not their fault!!!!
https://voca.ro/16lYPgBqf32Z

OMG CHECK YOUR GAMESTOP WALLET STEALTH DFV NFT AIRDROP

>>53567122
chekt, kekt, and rekt

>>53560078
>Also why is there always an extended 45 degree ramp up before these giant pumps?
Because when they're not shorting it, the price is going up linearly forever.

>>53567074
anon there will always be a steady stream of art whoOOOres

>>53567163
I love her so much. Maybe after moass I'll finally get a fat ass white girl.

>>53567182
bro i have the entire set. have some MOASS with your MOASS.

>>53565590
>>53565613
both of you make excellent points

>>53567182
>tfw we will all get fat booty goth girls before the end of the year

>>53567195
>bro i have the entire set
nice. I have the vids and a few pics. that body type is exactly how the GME chart is about to be. Mostly flat and thin but then out of nowhere a huge fucking donk.

WAGMI.

3d is disgusting, for real, no jostles

>>53567072
don't forget changing up society's values and ideals to incentivize wholesome and fulfilling activities that nurture children's creativity, attention-span, and sensibility
also to stop thinking of humanity as a resource because that is literally aliens-taking-over-the-world-via-brainwashing-pilled and that's what has brought us to this stage in the first place. Kids are still kids when they're teenagers, they just have hormones which hijack any sense of reason which would stop them from giving it out and lying/posing their way into teen pre-marital sex

I'm pretty sure that's where most people fuck up, they have too much time on their hands, nothing to work towards, and overactive hormones. If you pump regular americana ferminism and TV programming, then what do you expect them to do?

>>53567122
idk, if national socialism was the new norm, then would we have less promiscuity in the population? more likely
then is it all of a sudden the girls' fault that they are not promiscuous or is that the result of national socialism and the moulding of those children into sensible, patriotic adults?

why is it then that when we have (((regular programming))) all of a sudden, the girls are whore, sluts, and hoes? Where do you draw the line? You can teach them stuff all you want but when you pre-package the bullshit in pretty wrapping paper, put fancy lights on it, and then show them multiple-n-count women on TV flaunting it like THAT's the only way to genuine happiness and positive attention....well I think you can see where I'm going with this.

It's not HER fault. It is her choice obviously, but it's all our fault. You'd have to be utterly retarded to not understand cause and effect but still hold GME and think you're gonna be an infinitillionaire at some point because you just bought and held a stock. there are clearly mechanics behind the whole gears turning thing c'mon anon

>>53567240
woman posta

>>53567072
>>push women out of the workforce and back into the nuclear family home
All you have to do on that front is kill affirmative action / EEOC, at least in the US. 80% of "working" women would be permanently unemployable within a year.

>>53567226
WAGMI

>>53564558
>I've never been much of shit, by most measurements don't exist
>On the radar a little blip in the shadow of motherships
>Been smothered and brashly muffled by hucksters of global spin
>Like the sign on my back says "rob me", my account is your little bitch
>But maybe you should be careful when flipping a stranger's switch
>Like assuming the war is won ain't a symptom of arrogance
>When nothing to lose is a step up then everything's for the win
>So we grin in the face of frauds and tell monsters to suck our dicks
>I live to spit on your grave, my existence is to disgrace you
>The kitten became a lion that looks at your face like great food
>That's why we got the people behind us
>While other baggies are vaginas for the gains, the Giemi baggies will always stay rude
>Motherfuck your permission, it was never yours to begin with
>And every fraudulent share of that synth shit you sell is your fucking prison
>I been here buying more shares and never asked to be lauded
>The fucking game is the answer, your question is "what's stoppin'?"

all the emotions flying out of all the pockets of top men in this thread lets me to believe that its already over

i'm trans btw

>>53567163
>>53567195
>>53567216
You know, when I was right out of high school I probably would have chased after a bitch like that, but I look at her these days and all I see are problems I don't fucking need.
>>53567240
tl;dr. YWNBAW
>>53567252
This is true. "tech" used to be a good field, until it got flooded with normalfags. Now it's basically just a glorified daycare.

>>53567251
>insecure can't reason
>strawman
>https://voca.ro/16lYPgBqf32Z
whaaaaaaaaaaaateeeeeveerrrr you say honey
=D

>53567256
>53567226
>53567216
>53567195
>53567163
>programmed monkeys like jewish sex magic when it's pixels on a screen
color me surprised

i didnt even read her post lmfao

>>53567273
posting moass

>>53567275
>problems
a fuck ton but my dick screams loudly while my brain acts complicit

>>53567275
what? what's your argument for the NEET lifestyle then? Men naturally wanna sit around and eat doritos playing video games instead of going out farming and making a homestead?

kek vs

women naturally wanna get railed by a multitude of men on different nights of the week after getting slosh drunk before heading home doing the walk of shame and then stuffing themselves with pills to stop the depression, anxiety, guilt etc instead of having a happy childhood with their mom and dad, siblings until they find a nice man to marry after 18 and then settle down on a comfy farm/homestead

what happened to all my fellow comfy tradlife anons? did you guys wake up on the wrong side of the bed today or are you just into slamming women for their choices in this shittily made world while you eat your calorie count worth of McDonald's or whatever bullshit fast food company you think cares about you

LOL
LMAO

MOASS IN THE MORNING
HEDGIES BEWARE

>>53567346
i will not care until i see her asshole

>>53567370
sir this is a blue board. go find a pic of it, it's not hard.

>>53567335
shutup GOY

>>53567335
once again predditor I didn't read your fucking post. wtf are you on about? get a fucking grip.

>>53567376
thats correct i dont care thank you sir you were a passenger on my ruse cruise did you rike it

>>53567370
her stuff is free, and on the internet

>me when boota

>>53567377
>>53567382
aww guis!

>filtered the assposter
>half the thread disappears
sad

a little bit at a time fixing the man in the mirror and we will eventually have the sort of people worth living with all around us!

>>53567146
o shid

>>53567419
based SFW boota brother

>>53567376
>>53567388
just show us the brown round. she doesn't have to be completely naked. I think it'll pass on a technicality.

surely if she's a hoe for you and no one else, then she's just your wife

you just don't know how to be the kind of man any woman would die to be with in this day and age, that she'd do anything to change her ways and control the memories of her past just to be what you always wanted: a good tradwife
can't ask for anything more from a person
that's real dedication, commitment and dare I say it...LOVE

*LE GASP*

>>53567448
>filtering ass in a moASS pre celebration thread
wow you're gay

Wallstreetbets has 15 million users and increasing by almost 15k users/day. How many bot accounts are those? Any guesses?

>>53567478
best you're going to get fren

>>53567491
wow you're starved for love and attention to the point you coom to everything on the internet and can't control your sexual urges but have the stark need to fraternize with fellow consoomers on an Aleutian Salmon Fishing board so that you can feel happy about living in the dystopia that you do

idk who's gayer, the cuck watching all the porn and jacking off to pixels on a screen OR

lol
lmao

>>53567501
14.5 million bots.

>>53567501
i post for the lurkers, the bots help me do my job

WAGMI

>>53567513
>can't appreciate the female form
>can't appreciate ass in a MOASS thread
you're so gay lmfao

>>53564009
Is this guy a psypop?

>>53567542
>appreciates the female form enough to respect the actual person
maybe if you took the time to know how the mind worked you'd spend less time ogling women and more time loving them; one of those two options yields far more benefits for society

>>53567501
compare and contrast with twitter bot ratios figure out the percentage for twitter, and use it to figure out what is a likely median range for bots.

>>53567548
what's a psycornpop

this creature is actually blowing a gasket in here lmao. at this point I can't even tell what the argument is that you're trying to make, you're so all over the place. seek help

>>53567562
>respecting women
you're 100% gaybo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XK_RkH7aHb8

He was just a rookie broker and he surely shook with fright,
He checked off his positions and made sure his spread was tight;
He had to sit and listen to those awful ape-men roar,
You ain't gonna short no more

Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
He ain't gonna short no more

"Is everybody happy?" cried the VP looking up,
Our hero feebly answered, "yes" and then they stood him up;
He booted up his terminal, his credit line unhooked,
And he ain't gonna short no more

Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
He ain't gonna short no more

He counted long, he counted loud, he waited for the shock,
He felt the wind, he felt the cold, he felt the awful drop,
The cash from his reserves spilled out, and wrapped around his legs,
And he ain't gonna short no more

Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
He ain't gonna short no more

Redditors swung around his neck, and 4chan cracked his dome,
Algo shorts were tied in knots around his skinny bones;
The balance sheet became his shroud; he hurtled to the ground.
And he ain't gonna short no more

Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
He ain't gonna short no more

The days he'd lived and loved and laughed kept running through his mind,
He thought about the girl back home, the one he'd left behind;
He thought about the SEC, and wondered what they'd find,
And he ain't gonna short no more

Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
He ain't gonna short no more

the only people worse than addicts are the ones addicted to sobriety

>>53567583
The Bogdanoffs were poomping it, and Sminem running wild,
The apes they jumped and screamed with glee, they DRSed and smiled,
For it had been a week or more since last a short had failed,
And he ain't gonna short no more

Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
He ain't gonna short no more

He hit the ground, the sound was "SPLAT", his blood went spurting high;
His comrades, they were heard to say "a hell of a way to die!"
He lay there, rolling 'round in the welter of his gore,
And he ain't gonna short no more


Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
He ain't gonna short no more

There was blood upon the markets, there were brains upon the chute,
Intestines were a-dangling from his three piece hedgie suit,
He was a mess, they picked him up, and poured him from his boots,
And he ain't gonna short no more

Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,
He ain't gonna short no more

i'm addicted to MOASS

>>53567578
don't be dense, you know exactly the point I'm trying to make. The blame game gets you nowhere; is that why you're Hodling GME, because it's easy to point fingers? All this money is wasted on coomers. Touch some grass and find Jesus, gangily

>>53567601
nice i want to eat mcdonalds off of her back like a table, not sure why

>>53567601
conceptualize the aroma

>>53567614
dude imagine eating mcchickens off her ass, and slapping in her in the face with a mcdouble everytime she forgets she's a table haha

>>53567584
>sobriety
Life*
FTFY
picrel is me when I realize I've just been talking to bots the ENTIRE time

>>53567504
The new camera is great. You can count all the individual stretch marks now

>>53567627
mentally gestate the fumes

Just got all my tax forms and I’m going to file tonight after work. Friendly reminder to spend your entire tax return on GME.
P.S. fuck spammers

>>53567606
doesn't detract from the fact that one share of gme sells for 4.3mil via darkpools. we will all be living in castles turning hoes into table furniture to hoist our mcdonalds feasts.

>>53565545
No it's not that common here. I guess we do that staff rather in garages.

Warning posting straight pictures of lingerie babes on /biz/ is a bannable offense and greatly bothers Janny! Do NOT post pictures of women with big butts. You have been warned!

Shorts. Have. Closes.

>>53567963
Learn.To.Speak.English Pushtar

>>53567963
Shorts don't have clothes if they're naked

>>53567963
Seems like Citadel can't afford first class shithole people anymore

I'm still here. Ryan, for the love of God

>>53568110
Stop being gay fat and retarded youre about to make 4.3mil per share or more retard

>53567963

>>53567963
more like
>Shorts. Have. Clones.

>>53568110
Look at this FUCKING RETARD whinging about wasting two years of your life waiting for 4.3 MILLION per share. Have you got anything else to do?

new balloon has been spotted

>>53568210
No its just a glitch goy please stop drawing unecessary ANTISEMETIC conclusions about thing that your GOYish mine couldnt possibly ever concieve. Stop paying attention.

I'm just not gonna drs. I'm gonna buy leaps and you can all cry about it on reddit.

>53568241
Nobody asked darkie mcdarkerson

>>53564009
Remember how in 2021 they disabled the trading aps because there wasn't enough liquidity to cover and baggies somehow think that wouldn't happen again if a MOASS was brewing?

>>53568275
Remember when you slithered out of your mother and immediately found sanctity in the ganges coming out of her curry hole

I can't wait for my 4.3 million dollars per share

>>53568308

>>53567963
moass monday?

>>53568308
kek

Does anyone play Kivaverse?

>>53568275
Remember how we all transferred to computershare so nobody gives a shit about what brokers do?

>>53568420
Based 100% DRS here could give a shit what brokies do

>>53568372
I got to 740 in Buckle Up today. Real pissed I didn't make it to 741

>>53568440
you're gonna kill yourselves when CS restricts your sell order

>>53568460
That's why I'm a 50/50 Chad. If CS rugs I win, if Fidelity rugs I win. If nobody rugs I win

>>53568460
Not a thing durgesh go back to scamming the elderly when youre not eatibg cow shit

>>53568503
Indians on the brain huh

>>53568503
btw it is a thing look it up dumbass, it's a thing right now too

>>53568512
Poo on your hands from street shitting... huh?

>>53568518
No its not you can sell 3.5 times higher sell limits than broker sell limits. Try again next time rimjabbi

>>53568529
>he doesn't know
lol

>>53568542
That you shit in a street and cook with unclean hands? I am VERY aware. I am very aware durgesh.

Hey guys check it out!

fCgeSJTN doesn't know CS has sell limits already in place!

Can you believe it! What a dumbass!

Why did we dump bros?

Ranjeet you dark dumb shitskin so do brokers;CS' limit is 3.5x higher.

>>53568529
CS sells through broker.

None of you fools get it. The establishment would rather have chinese spy balloons dropping emps on every major country than pay you 4.3 million per share. Accept 10k and we can moass next week you niggers

>>53568642
Show me you can do 10k, this weekend, then I'll consider it.

>>53568642
i'll take 10k per share, just do it already kenny

>>53568642
I dare them to do it. Imagine thinking major cities losing electricity for days at a time results in anything other than complete uncontrollable chaos

>>53568642
I'd rather the EMP then.

>>53567963
Why would they bother spiking the DRS figures if they closed? Why would Kenny keep seething if they closed? Why would daily articles lie about the supposedly poor state of the company if they closed?

What do you think is the DRS ratio? Most attempts to estimate it were between 33% and 66% which is so wide it's almost useless.
But if it's somewhere near 50% it slowly reaches numbers where something should happen, doesn't it?
Also, in theory, when the naked short amount is significantly higher than the current available float it starts to get into serious squeeze territory, no?

>>53568702
If I were to guess sir.
>There was no spike, the DRS numbers didn't go up because everyone who has already DRSed and now there's just a slow trickle of buys from there
>Kenny is not seething and is in fact doing better than ever. He has a fantastic pipeline and just had the most profitable quarter ever
>The company is in a poor state. The turnaround is not going as planned. The NFT marketplace sells jpegs and the crowning achievement on it is the bunny game

>>53568752
securities sold, not yet purchased: *blocks your path*

>>53568794
The price of those securities has also plummeted with the overall market. So, it's a lot less in securities sold, not yet purchased. And perhaps they have bought those securities back since the prices are indeed so low

>>53568809
>And perhaps they have bought those securities back since the prices are indeed so low
Does that seem achievable on a highly illiquid stock that continues to be excessively shorted every single trading day?

JANNIES!

>>53568842
After two years of closing their shit? Yes

>>53568873
>>53568873
>>53568873
Threaded.

>>53568872
>After two years of closing their shit
>that continues to be excessively shorted every single trading day
Seems you side stepped the end bit there.

And we know this to be the case as among other things GME was the most profitable stock to lend in 2022 across the entire market. So low liquidity and highly shorted are two things that we know the stock was all of 2022.

>>53568460
Fine, then the price will only go higher. This is a no-win game for shorts, when are you going to understand that?

>>53568965
What would that matter when you can't sell? Decent point, though

>>53568642
>None of you fools get it. The establishment would rather have chinese spy balloons dropping emps on every major country
Oh they can do that. We're still going to get paid.