/biz/ - Business & Finance

Reminder that job growth is good again. Catch up.

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Reminder to all gay faggot retard bobos, today is the last day EVER to buy SPY below 415.

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Green End Of Day with these digits

I believe in the strength of the United States economy.

>>53559587

> >Risk management:
> https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

> >Educational sites:
> https://www.investopedia.com/
> https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

> >Live Bloomberg stream:
> https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

> >Brokers:
> https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)

> >Stock market dictonary:
> https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

> >Pre-Market Data and Live data:
> https://www.tradingview.com
> https://www.finscreener.com/
> https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

> >Screeners:
> https://finviz.com/
> https://www.tradingview.com/screener
> https://etfdb.com/
> https://finance.yahoo.com/

> >Boomer Investing 101:
> https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

> >Misc:
> https://market24hclock.com/
> https://tradingeconomics.com

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>>53559607
na, will correct to 3800 until the 14.

>>53559587
WHAT /SMG/ EDITION IS THIS?

>>53559565
I'm going to learn how to short it, then it will go up

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so many green IDS
its over bobos

>>53559587
COLD BEER ON A FRYDAY NITE

Boboids be like
>Apple earnings were... Le BAD!
Kek, the market disagrees with you absolute faggots. The earnings were good, Tim Cook confirmed that if supply chain issues didn't exist they would have beat.

bobo opened more shorts at the dip everyone was waiting for KEK we're gongo 4300

short or long?

>>53559587
Cold beer on a Friday night

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNfr0D0HcBY

>>53559587
I fucking hate how Tesla only goes up

>>53559632
I'm actually planning to go to Five Guys tonight. I get bonus credit card points right now.
I will have a cold chocolate milk shake

MUMU GET YE GONE

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META vs TSLA
race to $200

>>53559632
xjo has a pretty good run, nearly ath again
enjoy your beer cunt

The bobos are officially mind broken

even though China is constantly dumping my $EH positions are somehow always greener

Oh shit

>>53559647
Why did you post a picture of urself

>>53559646
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>>53559656
Whoa black betty

>>53559619
Lil bit a chicken fried edition
>>53559641
Nice, I haven't had a shake in a coon's age

>>53559647
we don't take too kindly to people like you around here

All you had to do was buy TSLA, whats wrong with you????

>bears are so assblasted the market is recovering they're low quality shitposting

>he thinks this is bullish

>tfw holding 1080 shares of BOIL bought at 10.57

And just like THAT! My calls are green... again! I'm so sorry!

Goodbye selloff. This jobs report was not really all that hawkish outside of wage growth matching expectations. Market's realizing its all bartenders/waitresses finding work and a 3 million seasonal revision.

>>53559664
do you want to know how I got this credit score?

Day ends red and continues dumping into next week
SQQQ chads eatin good

SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

when will we have a company picking CHUD as the symbol
maybe some meme etf

>>53559683
check again in 20 mins

Market pumping on sheer retard strength

>>53559623
A pair of jeans that fit just rite

>>53559684
DEMAND DESTRUCTION IN FULL SWING

Based jannie throwing the flag on faggots

>>53559688
Selloff is cancelled because Apple is green now kek

Should I go ahead and scoop SOXL now or do we think it’s gonna go a little lower?

>>53559694
rebrand SMGS to CHUD

Amazon you bitch turn green like everyone else

Kek if it stays around where it is, we're gonna close with a shooting star pattern on the s&p. Getting interesting now.

>>53559710
SOXL heading straight back to 40s before march.

>>53559694
Chudenko corp

>>53559720
more like falling star

>>53559699
Gotta say retard pump wasn't completely unexpected.

>>53559699

I guess you could say we have a retarded economy

>>53559694
i'm all in on CHUD

>>53559684
if you sold when it went to 10, and used everything to buy KOLD, you would have made overall profit
why did you keep holding? what drives the BOILkek? can you explain it to me? i'm flabbergasted

>strongest labor market in 60 years
Say thank you to President Biden.

>>53559688
I get a headache reading this much retardedness
literally nothing supports this pump. earnings bad, numbers far too good, rate hikes not stopping, no cut later this year. how hard is this to understand?

>>53559736
This has been prebunked

>>53559720
>daily
lol
check weekly

>miss earnings
>pump anyway

>>53559736
I mean the guy's retarded and run by handlers, but at least he doesn't do shit. Better than most, in that way. Hands off and letting the fed cure the market is what works.

>>53559709
Hi niggers, it's me, Tim Apple. Keep buying!

>>53559736
He's extremely based, only bobo /pol/tards dislike him. He inherited this shitshow of a 0% rate QE economy from Trump and is going to manage a soft landing. Biden will unironically be remembered as a top 3 president in history after he completes the soft landing.

MORE HOT DATA

ISM Non-Manufacturing PMI JAN 55.2
ISM Non-Manufacturing Prices JAN 67.8

>>53559743
>literally nothing supports this pump
He doesn't know

>>53559743
priced in

>>53559736
>tfw i wanted MORE americans to lose their jobs

I started 2 weeks ago and got greedy yesterday and now I'm down $2200 in unrealized gains plus $300 of my principal cus i bought in at the top for too many of my buys.
I just dumped and don't wanna play this stupid game anymore, I'm sure some of them are up right now I don't care I hate how this made me feel yesterday when my losses looked unlimited and it undid the last 2 weeks of me being on a rush being unable to make a mistake in less than an hour.
RH is giving me 4.15% on uninvested cash i think I'll just stick with that.

BUDDY LOOK AT XLU COMPUTER

beginning to see a lot of bears capitulating on twitter

>>53559743

I'm not saying it makes sense I'm saying that's how Wall Street is reading it. All anyone cares about is how the Fed reacts, fundamentals are out the window.

>>53559743
lol line go up

>>53559736
Biden is a massive fucking disaster in every aspect

>>53559691
Good morning michael

>>53559776
Literally everyone on twitter is a permabear, they won't flip bullish till SPX is above 5000.

>>53559773
holy shit this bullish as fuck for the rest of the market

>ISM data
Again, soft landing.

>>53559760
Two term material, Americans love Biden.

>>53559762
Oh yeah, squeeze that soft hot data out onto my fucking chest!

>>53559772
just DCA if you have no idea what you are doing chud

>>53559776
But Jim cramer is bullish

>>53559735
>can you explain it to me?
Cause I'm retarded.

Should I bite the bullet and take the loss? I can afford to leave it open for another winter or whatever.

>>53559699
>have several stocks of some dogshit holding
>price starts going down
>buy at inflated price
>people start buying at new price
>sell at inflated price
>stock pummels down again
stonks

>>53559795
>Again, soft landing.
Yup. No recession. In fact, we have a very bullish job market that we can no start recognizing as a good thing, like sane people, once again. 2023 is going to be legendary.

>>53559804
paper hands

>>53559802
Cramer is ALWAYS bullish.

Henlo niggers.

Should I bail on COIN or what?

>So we been breaking bobos for 3 generations.
>Mos' time the breaking sticks. The bobo don't give you any kine uh problems.
>B b but sometimes, sometimes... well sometimes you get a PECULIAR bobo.
>This one bobo, well he was the peculiar type, he a uh, well he would act up but he wouldnt hide it.
>It seem every week he was pretending to short the market on pickin duty( but with one eye open all koi like) or he'd take extra molasses pie, or or or he'd sit his field ass on the front porch.
>Every week he'd do somethin' rascally IN PLAIN damn sight of the OVaseeah.
>OVasseha would call out to the bobo to get to the Breakin Barn. This Bobos eyes would light up and before you could whistle dixie, he'd be in the barn.
>This Bobo would run to that breaking barn like it was a cool stream on a hot August day in Georgia.
>Hellll it got sooo bad this bobo would TELL You what kine mischief he was gone get his midnight black ass into. He hadnt even DO nuthin yet..
>He would skip over to the barn after an call out " COME On MAaaaaSSA THIS BOBO AINT GUNNA BREAK HISSELF!"
>Just down right peculiar...

Has itt listen this one yet?
https://vocaroo.com/1dIusfK8Jf3C
Gaunter O'Dimm
-eleven labs

The beclowned oracle has returned.

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bought aapl calls at open . Feels good man.

>>53559587
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHATS HAPPENING TO MY TLT CALLS

There will be golden statues erected of JPow.

The absolute retard strength from Apple... bullish.

ok guys im now losing money on my amazon all in. this isent funny someone make the line go up

Why is it all of a sudden dumping on no news

>>53559804
>I can afford to leave it open for another winter or whatever.
it will go to the moon once germany hits 40% reserves or is close to, the news cycle fear mongering will do its job
thats assuming next winter isnt above freezing again

>10Y
so hot

bobo are u ok are u ok bobo?

>ISM Non-Manufacturing PMI (Jan) 55.2 vs 50.4 forecast
HOT HOT HOT HOT WE EXPAAAAAAAAAAANDINGGG
holy fuck the 2022 rate hikes did literally nothing to this economy. lol, lmao even

>>53559819
/smg/ sentiment has switched over to bull market with bears in disbelief. How much are you down/up?

>>53559824

I don't like the direction of travel for DXY and 10Yr computer

>>53559619
TOTAL NIGGER DEATH edition

>>53559849
I also panicked on a similar case, it'll go up again
amazon ain't going anytime soon
Buy cheap if you can

Aaaaaaaaand it‘s dumping

>>53559861
+40%

someone post the link to Biden speaking

>DXY +1.10%
neat.

>>53559855
It's a bullish rise in the 10Y. Markets can see that we have a strong labor market, inflation is over, fundamentals like ISM are rebounding. People are rotating from risk-off into risk-on.

>>53559873
https://vocaroo.com/1dmb0PiAqesv

Man the shitposters are really out in force today.

>frontrunning the end of inflation is going to cause more inflation
Ah so this is how the shitshow in the 70s/80s went.

greeeeeen id lets gooo

Fuck you amazon ruining my gains .

>>53559859
Doesn't it take a year before we start seeing the effects of the hikes? We have yet to see that

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>>53559735

>muh cold weather

look at seasonality. Natty gas is weak in the winter and hot in the summer. It's in the damn ETFs' names

Buy KOLD when it's Cold

I already sold all my KOLD a couple days ago. Natty Gas futures hit my 2.5/mmBTU already so I'm waiting on the bottom as BOIL scrapes around 5/share to buy for the summer.

Moass today check em

>>53559876
crazy retard strenght on the dollar
guess the fed and funds are off loading bonds to get in at better rates later in the month

no homo but I love you /smg/, waiting for big data dumps with you niggers is always fun but this last week has been the best

>>53559859
>ISM Non-Manufacturing PMI
Literally a meme metric

>>53559760
This will age terribly. I'm tempted to make a screencap to laugh at in a few months.

>>53559832
Do you think he had a sperg out and hit hes wife after the Fed meeting?

>>53559898
Nah that's bearish copium. The economy is so strong that it can easily take 5%+ rates.

>>53559675
Who was it?

>>53559883
10Y Yield Up = bonds selling off = rate hike expectations changing

>>53559883
Rising yields aren't good for tech garbage, and strong tight labour market is bad for inflation.
>inflation is over
the crazy thing is that the market actually believes this. Mass retardation.

>>53559898
>Doesn't it take a year before we start seeing the effects of the hikes?
Maybe in the past when boomer retards controlled the market, zoomers are much better traders and adapt nearly instantly to new information. The rate hikes are fully priced into the economy even before they happen.

>>53559913
are they warning us ahead of time what they plan to do?

GOOD NEWS IS LE BAD

>>53559854
How many months do you think until volatility decay will shred my position anyways? I have been thinking 6 months and it's for me either way

>>53559876
wtf was that

>>53559641
I like 5 guys, but restaurants are way too overpriced right now.
What are they charging for a burger and fries these days?

>>53559920
It's literally -1.2% annualized, can bobos not do math?

I'm going to say that this big move in gold means they decided to do another bull run.

>>53559913
>>53559924
No, they want to buy at lower prices. Scaring retail saves them billions of dollars.

>>53559918
Yes I know.

>>53559920
Inflation IS over. Annualize the MoM print. It was negative last month. Tech is already down big, rising yields won't affect it any more. As we've seen bad earnings don't even matter for tech, bad earnings are a prelude to good earnings. Just buy Apple.

>>53559760
Maybe liberal retards shouldn't have shut the economy down for 2 years?

>>53559942
Due the Treasury's "extraordinary" debt ceiling aversion measures functioning as a new form of QE (as the Treasury drains its cash account at the Fed to avoid new, prohibited bond sales for funding the government), I think the market is going to go up until the debt ceiling gets raised in the summer. I think it is likely that equity markets will repeat this double topping pattern from the BTC chart to reach the previous ATH's before crashing violently due to markets not liking the deal and the reality of the terrible fundamentals finally hitting home.

>>53559950
Fundamentals are great, what're you talking about?

>>53559946
Trump literally caused all the covid issues.

>>53559950
>and the reality of the terrible fundamentals finally hitting home.

>>53559920
we're seeing the biggest bull trap in history.
VIX hit 52w low yesterday, everything is """bullish"""". guess what's coming next

>>53559939
I have no idea. I only go when I get credit card bonus points
Also the teenage goblinas behind the counter are alright to look at

>>53559872
Could always sell half and set your stop loss at breakeven if you're unsure about this retard pump. TA wise Bitcoin's next resistance zone is 23.8k-25k and there should be some sort of consolidation move this month, but it did get here by taking a dump all over TA.

great, theyre just going to reset the technicals so they can run it higher next week. would have preferred back to back green days instead of this.

>>53559913
>One of the assets is wine
lmao fuck that

>>53559907
idk, but he probably saw what's happening since yesterday and thought his reputation is salvageable if it keeps dumping hard enough lmao.

>>53559920

At this point we're headed for high inflation + rising yields and a Fed that raises its target from 2%.

>>53559957
Trump was the only thing standing between nation wide lockdowns you fucking retard. Gaslighting jew kys.

>>53559940
>It's literally -1.2% annualized
what is?

>>53559965
The VIX goes down in a raging bull market genius. Inflation is over and we have amazing fundamentals, so why do people think the market should sell off on a strong jobs report (for example)?

>>53559680
i'm long already i need to short something

/tv/ has some new ones
https://vocaroo.com/152kfo14wqvZ

Also I'm boutta be shaken the fuck out of my short good job mumu. You fucking cunt.

Tesla Computer

>>53559965
>we're seeing the biggest bull trap in history.
>VIX hit 52w low yesterday, everything is """bullish"""". guess what's coming next
Is the bulltrap in the room with us right now?

>>53559995
read the shitposts
the kikes are insinuating that "/pol/" is bearish. figure it out and report them

>>53559965
>VIX hit 52w low yesterday, everything is """bullish"""". guess what's coming next
I legitimate have no clue what to even guess, spoonfeed me pl0x

SOXL is about to go green.

which one of you goofballs shorted SI and got popcorn'd

>>53559965
Mumus don't understand what the VIX is so it can't affect them
Same as the yield curve and mean reversion.

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This market is god damn insane

>>53560015
>SOXL is about to go green.

>>53559985
Literally was the one who implemented the lockdowns and released the vaccines that you falsely believe are killing people.

I want to see AMD rip JP Morgan's face clean off.

Would you this grah?

>>53559965
The VIX never remains elevated for long, and always reverts to the mean. The fuck you talking about.

everything i buy turns to shit.

>>53559992
Inflation.

>>53560021
>mean reversion
Yes, mean reversion upward...

>>53560026
It's unironically just the dip getting bought in Apple kek

>>53559964
The reality of terrible fundamentals will hit home one day.

NET bros, any of you still here?
I have been slurping for months.I bought at $75. I bought at $40.
My breakeven is now below 60, and I have never felt this good about owning $NET.

AMZN AWS should be pissing themselves if they have any good sense left in them.
R2 destroys S3, Workers destroy Lambdas, and every year that passes more ambitious services come out.

I'm here for NET gains.

>>53559965
>>53560021
It's irrelevant FUD, TA and indicators only matter when they are bullish. Bears always lose because they are market timers with extreme dunning-kruger.

Bears don't get to cum

>>53560036
What pair is this?

>>53560036
I get similar looking graphs doing my own. I always get nice returns around volatility clusters. I've made good money sometimes. not so much other times. I do mine in excel though

>>53560052
>The reality of terrible fundamentals will hit home one day.

>>53560052
We have good fundamentals.

>>53560038
he's saying that we're probably near the top of the current short-term rally and that people buying now are gonna get roasted for not already being long.

Added more to my NDX-100 position. It's that simple.

>mfw we hit a new high for the week today.

>>53560043
What did you buy

Coinbase doin a lil sum sum

If you're shorting when Apple is up almost 8% on missed earnings while dxy and yields are up you're insane.

Alphabet shorters giving up

kek

>>53560093
GENE

>>53559899
Buy more when it's 5? Thanks, will add when we get there.

semiconductors are healing

Bobos will literally never recover from this
Once in a generation heeming
Be honest, how much did you lose this week?

>>53560108
>If you're shorting when Apple is up almost 8% on missed earnings while dxy and yields are up you're insane.
I don't know if there could be a better indicator of a raging bull market than what we've just witnessed. Nothing can stop it. Imagine what good news will do.

I'm glad I bought XOM at open. I also bought COP.

>>53560103
how the fuck is coinbase worth so much
Are they the new FTX or something?

As I predicted we will be green by 11, bobos you still have time to go long before 4500 in 2 weeks.

I feel even worse now because I could have broken even today during this stupid fucking pump.
why the FUCK is it still going up

Ok but seriously why have you bought some SKYT
I’m just making sure you guys aren’t retarded.

>>53560137
Apple

>>53560137
>why the FUCK is it still going up
This has been explained repeated times. Even before opening bell. Explaining again would likely be a waste of time.

why the FUCK are we ramping right now?

>>53560074
Trading QQQ based divergence from SPY.

>>53560075
Yeah, this unilateral pairs trading is simple, would be no trough to do in excel.

>>53560137
Cuz I sold my short positions at the open and team mumus ate it all up. Now it's time to flip back to team bobo now that the gap filled.

>shorted SOXL at 10
H-haha, it's going to come down soon, right?

>>53560137
Also, what happened was
>Algorithmic reaction to hot jobs number
>Humans read report
>realize the economy is still strong, economy can handle 5%+ rates fine, and recall that disinflation is actively happening right now
>buy every dip
Tightening isn't going to be a problem for the US economy.

>>53560045
>extrapolating CPI like this
is fuel going to go down by -10% every month? haha retard

>>53560159
gotta go fast

Is AI a good buy or is it meme nonsense that will dump any day now?

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>>53560166
>1pbtid

Mr. Bobo please seek help before you attempt suicide

>>53560175

shut the fuck up fed

>>53560137
Tony Dwyer has taken over the algorithms

OIL CHADS

>>53560175
Who are you quoting?

>>53560179
the fake and gay first opening schizo hour is over.
the fun will begin now

Hey bros just got my coffee what did I miss

What the fuck is happening?

>>53560175
I'm just too busy watching my NASDAQ and USD/JPY positions
Here is what I was talking about though, all green despite China endlessly dumped for the entire week

>iran vs israel
>ukraine(us) vs russia
>chine spy balloons
how do we profit from all this?

>>53560170
Don't fight the Fed bobo, Powell said deflation is happening.

>>53560185
>1pbtid
>plebbitspacing
You are a paid shill. You glow SO brightly.

>>53560175
give me a break I just woke up. I didn't even get to sell my puts because this bullshit market has already ramped away all my gains

>>53560203
humans beating algos

>>53560208
>What the fuck is happening?
10:30 some EU brokerages allow retail to trade for the first time of the day. So stop losses are swooped up real quick. Then massive buying.

>>53560166
Set a stop loss next time

>>53560124
It was oversold, 30% of float is shorted, and pricing in new crypto bull run.

>>53560175
buy CPUH
RSLS is another obesity play showing just how bullish healthcare is.
the warrants will likely 10x if DA achieved

I don't trust this pump. Correction, then downward crab for the next 30 days. Then we pump again.

>>53560222
digits of truth confirm >>53560185 is a shill

>>53560227
Should I cut my losses now or wait and see?

Amazon didnt pump . Should i short it?

>>53560193
>DXY up
>Oil up
Can someone more knowledgeable explain what this means

>>53560263
rape

>>53560236
lumber strong and XLU weak
bull market until this changes

>>53560270
you just know she had a fat greasy shit from that the next day

>>53560279
d-do you think any of it leaked out at night :3

>>53560173

I will hold

>>53560279
>she

>>53560279
imagine thinking girls poop

>>53560263
interest rates won't go down as quickly as people thought. people keep trying to predict what the fed will do and always unsuccessfully. If they don't maintain interest rates high, they risk seeing inflation going up or becoming sticky around the current level.

I don't know where to post this, but has anyone else noticed the huge uptick in people on social media self-censoring and saying things like "s3x" or "seggs"?? What the fuck is this shit? Are social media platforms really going to ban people for saying "sex" but do nothing when people use middle-school-tier workarounds like "s3x"? Fucking pitiful and bizarre.

>>53560263
yields are likely to go up a tick, so naturally rational to reshuffle bonds

>>53560299
social media was a mistake in general

told that retarded bobo not to short a thread earlier at 307.

>>53560298
I used to feel extreme disgust for trannies because their shit would stink like a man's.
I still do.

>>53560299
Have you not noticed unalive and sewer slides?
This is old news at this point.
People were using leetspeak to evade wordfilters back on fucking Club Penguin, it's nothing new.

>>53560052
>The reality of terrible fundamentals will hit home one day.
yeah maybe, but that's tough to bet on / time. pic related was from 1972.

>>53560322
nice, another vector to identify them

>>53560173
it does not matter if it is a meme, it can go stupid high anyway as long as retards carry

>DXY up .8%
>yields up 4%

bulls are going to get their ass fucking reamed after this gap fill lol

do you think god is a bull? That no matter what happens line will keep going up?

We’re about to go green bros

Markets be like

BUY everything marginally tech related

>>53560333
trips of truth

>>53560162
Do correlating assets do better
like SPY / QQQ
or do zero correlating like XBI / SPY
or negative correlation like SPY / TMF

monday will be green and then the fun begins.

naspump green

>>53560336
>do you think god is a bull? That no matter what happens line will keep going up?
Yes

watch the nasdaq fall back again

>>53560324
Wtf is a sewer slide?

Oh, nvm

>tfw next resistance on SOXL is 19.99

>>53560359
No U

>>53560336
That means we have retard strength. Apple is up massively despite missing earnings, Google is about to be green in spite of missing earnings.

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>>53560350
nothing is happening until CPI, or until next months vix contracts

>>53560350
Powell will speak tuesday, yes, but he won't say shit about any of this. If q n a, he'll say he hasn't changed stances on what he said earlier. Aka tuesday is green. Sorry bobo. Forever green now.

>>53560324
My concern is that it's now spilled over into the mainstream vocabulary. I mean I guess these are mostly the same people who basically beg Twitter to censor mean tweets but it genuinely concerns me when we have grown ass adults acting like you can't say "sex" on the internet. It's childish as fuck, and seems hopelessly American to me.

WHY
IS NAT GAS
STILL FALLING?!?!!?
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>tfw SOXL green already

>>53560389
When will you learn

>>53560299
It's a tiktok zoomerism. Tiktok auto-censors content that features anything "negative" in on-screen text, but misses obvious code because it's chinashit and the devs don't really care at all. so Zoomers self-censor with the gayest code possible to evade the phoned-in pitiful wordfilter auto-jannie wimpware. Then it spread onto other sites which don't necessarily filter, just because they're used to it.
>>53560359
Yeah with luck. Fucking Powell being a pussy. My puts (CVNA, HOG, BZFD) are actually holding value pretty well though because I managed to time each of them about right. Well, BZFD is getting another tardpump today but I don't believe it'll last. Yeah I'm coping.

>>53560389
>he's STILL in it
game was rigged from the start

>>53560408
you should be still in it, shorting every spike that is, natgas is most profitable shit to short for weeks

Nasdaq green! Even though Apple, Amazon, and Google all missed earnings and DXY and US10Y are up.

>>53560389
Token not needed

You guys watch your sticky plop plops go down the porcelain throne?

>>53560384
People say "gosh" and "dang" because they don't want to go to heck.
Same ol', same as always.

*siiiiiiip*
Yep, green day.

>>53560422
Job growth is bullish again. Big money already told fed is finished.

>>53560397
>>53560408
I don't get it. How much lower can this shitgas go?!
It's so fuckin low!!

>>53560357
There will be no resistance.
Resistance is futile.

Bears are starting to sound like GME baggies

The hedge fund guy called again to ask where his swift was and I told him I don’t know sir I sent it to you did you not receive?? God help me this job is horrible

>>53560384
uh, anon, we don't use words like s*x here in /smg/

>>53560433
Yep. Bull market.

>>53560442
>Bears are starting to sound like GME baggies
They should merge.

>>53560389
It's only 10 months to the next winter.

>>53560442
>MOAC soon

>>53560434
>All national reserves overfilled at 10
>who is left to buy it 2 months before spring
Figure it out

every single red candle is a bear marking their grave, remember that.

>>53560434
2$ and below easy

Fcking amazon ruining my gains . PUMP ALREADY

Perfectly timed the buy, don't dip no more you phat bitch of a stock

Soft landing officially achieved. What were the chances? Low. So the gains that will be made from this over sold market will be extremely high.

COIN
O
I
N

BULZ Bros. its not stopping

>>53560465
Okay, I'm following...
But why would they not buy now, when the price is low, then store it for next winter?
TELL ME i'M LOSiNG $$$!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>53560475
>2.2 Shares

Slow down buddy, woah.

new
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>>53560486
The storage is already full you mong. Stop browsing /pol/ and ZeroHedge

>>53559610
GREATEST ECONOMY ON FUCKING EARTH MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We're nearly green bullbros. Post Dwyers !

When I have day trades next week Im selling my SOXS and going all in on calls. Im starting to believe the economy is recovering.

>>53560252
Wait and see. vix is being funny

>>53560434
look at oil news, big profits for those boys, nobody want's earth farts

>>53560486
Its a cartel. They aint losing, the consumer is losing. They pay 10

>>53560478
>What were the chances? Low.
i had to explain to my buddy that this possibility, even if it was low, was the reason i needed to stay in the market. i couldn't afford missing out in case things worked out OK. he disagreed and sold his stocks. now he feels stuck.

>>53560336
>That no matter what happens line will keep going up?
unironically yes

>>53560490
Part of a pie buy, been in stocks about a week

EAT SHIT BOBO!
USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

same shit as yesterday lol, VIX up 4% from lows and about to go green

>>53560512
I mean it has to because if the line were to go down foever then it would literally mean the end of capitalism. The line literally has to keep going up only interrupted by short periods of downward pressure.

>>53560503
That's what I thought. It got a ridiculous pump after dying for months, something fucky is going on.

>>53559865
>TOTAL NIGGER DEATH edition
It's total ZIGGER death please !
Spare a thought for us eurofags, we need Ukraine to win and russian Ziggers to die!
Then all stocks will moon.

>>53560140
I bought some July $17.50 calls

Pls tell me they’ll print

>Up 3%
>Bro it's going to go up
>Wait
>Down 3%