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>>53557956

>>53557956
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I know that you like me
No way! No way!
You know it's not a secret
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I want to be your girlfriend

>>53557956
Bitches love money more than anything. Just stop being poor.

Invest in trans gf now

>>53557956
Women can smell desperation.

>>53557956
If you don't approach women, you are addicted to porn.

>>53558039
How the fuck am I supposed to approach them if they don't show signs of interest

i want a cute trap bf but id be to ashamed to admit im a fag so ill stay forever alone instead

>>53558046
show them your Chain Link bag

>>53557956
I need a boyfriend. I'm a gay incel.

>>53557956
you will find a girlfriend when you find yourself anon and not one moment before.

>>53557956
If you need one that badly, you’ll find one who will take everything from you then bitterly swear off women for good

>>53558039
Virgins unsure,
Approaching women's hearts,
Take a gentle step.

>>53558039
>immanuel kant
>addicted to porn
>Sir isaac newton
>addicted to porn
Some of us just aren't compatible. whether we approach or not we weren't lucky be born near our soul partner or meet them

>>53557956
I got you bro

>>53558284

>>53558284
Kek sex haver here, this is perfect advice. The only thing i would add is that be a man, women find masculinity attractive like a bunch of fags.

>>53558264
You aren't Newton and neither are the 30% increase of young men who don't have sex in the last 30 years. They are addicted to porn.

>>53557956
You need to find an unatrractive schizo girl with fear to intimacy and repulsion to sex. Let's be honest, imagine having a loud and retarded normie girlfriend posting garbage and degeneracy in Instagram busting your balls 24/7 speaking most of the time about the most inane and retarded stuff you could ever imagine. You're better off alone

>>53557956
Make friends before you're 25 or so, it gets harder the closer you get to 30, or rather the "good" dating pool shrinks considerably after that, unless you've made it and have money. There's always settling for whatever's online, I'm sure you know what that means. If you have a desperate attitude you'll attract what you desire, and that often ends up as a disaster waiting to happen if you want something serious. If you're over 35 or so, look for a widow or some lonely milf with some money, there's no going back at that point.

>>53558284
>>53558314
All that I get from this is: be retarded.
>be yourself
Impossible. But I know how to do it I just need easier access to drugs to make myself as dumb as the rest of you
>>53558330
You never said I wasn't kant. I think he more appropriately represents us a smart man who became a weird racist shutin

here's my girlfriend

>>53558375
unironically based

The girls that I like don't like me back but the the girls I don't like like me

>>53558489
Modern sexual market is a broken market.

I am 28 years old and I never even kissed a girl

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>>53558489
You’re ugly and need to accept the ugly girls

>>53557956
I have two gfs at the moment, you can have the one I like less once i'm done with her if you like fren.

>>53558731
I'd rather be single forever

>>53558188
checked