/biz/ - Business & Finance

mumu? I hear no buying

>>53556157
I want cheap puts, which I will probably convert into cheap calls.
Should be choppy as the laggards stumble about until JPow re-opens his maw and says something that sounds much like a quote from Joe Biden.

https://vocaroo.com/12krjhb3ZZzN

>>53556169
AAPL, GOOG and AMZN are rugging I would be surprised if this shit is going green today. it is dragging everything with it
bobos will have their revenge on this retard euphoric buying the last weeks. especially last 2 sessions after FOMC

fartgasbros....?

Yields...

https://twitter.com/WifeyAlpha/status/1621371109915430913?t=jihVPA6aNio0HlVEsrCWRg&s=19

>>53556239
My favorite poster

when i was a child, i cried myself to sleep thinking about death. i would try to bargain with god for immortality. but what good eternal life if bereft of my loved ones? so i would bargain for their immutability too.

>>53556169
>JPow re-opens his maw
He will keep raising. he is watching Core Non-Housing Services inflation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8VTImhoNWE

>>53556261
we're here for a moment, but we'll meet again

Natgas nearing historic lows, kek

>>53556131
Thanks OP for removing the useless Yahoo Finance link

you bulls dun did it now

>>53556261
Why would you want to live forever?

>>53556412
i was a child confronted with my mortality for the first time. obviously i'm ready to die now, kek

>>53556328
it is nowhere close to historic lows, it is at historic average

Why is this thread so quiet? Did everyone buy at 2pm yesterday?

>>53556493
1. there's a secret thread
2. it's also dead
3. go to bed

how soon with AI start trading and dominating markets? the thought makes me want to be passive indexed even more

>>53556493
>1am PST
>markets open in 6 hours
>why is the thread so dead rn

Some one asks this every night.

>>53556493

mumus are always quiet when it dumps. they think it will get bought up again, lmao

>bulls making fun of burry
every time you see this its about to dump hard

>>53556521
The SPY was at 217
There's going to be red days especially in times like this, but, this is clearly a bullmarket now, imo.

i am warning you, with peace and love
that this time next year you will not be able to trade the markets in the way you've become accustomed

>>53556531

mumus doing a victory lap is incredibly bearish

>>53556539
not really.

>>53556553

pivot is priced in. there is pretty much no more good news to be priced in, only bad. and we're still 15% from ATH.

>>53556521
It's so pathetic how easily idiots on 4chan get memed into taking sides on something. You guys are going to lose so much fucking money long term because you identify with either a stupid drawing of a cartoon bear or a bull. The market has clearly reversed its trajectory and if you were short in 2022, congrats on the money you made, but the time to close your shorts was about 2 months ago.

>>53556563
>pivot is priced in
what happens when there's no pivot?

>>53556570

it's so pathetic how easily idiots on 4chan get memed into fomoing into a bull trap. You guys are going to lose so much fucking money long term because you identify with either a stupid drawing of a cartoon bear or a bull. The market has clearly not reversed its trajectory and if you were long in 2021, congrats on the money you made, but the time to close your longs was yesterday.

>>53556563
This is retarded. No one thinks there is going to be a piviot but as people tried to explain yesterday the fed is decelerating on interest rate growth which is bullish for the market and the market has shown that it has taken the news as bullish. We wont evne be thinking about anymore hikes until next year

>>53556579
>no pivot

>>53556570
Exactly. I hope all these retards loose their money and fuck off forever so people who really understand how trading and investing works can be left. Memes are fun but imagine identifying ideologically with a cartoon bull/bear. Sounds like a quick way to loose a shit load of money.

Even the world's biggest piece of shit can be infinitely valuable.

so will we dump today in response to bad google, apple etc earnings or no?

>>53556588

rate cuts this year have been priced in. The market has price in a federal reserve policy pivot.

Admit it /smg/ - you're more concerned with how tomorrow will end than anything else.

>>53556608
Right and you think this is....bearish? The market is forward looking.

>>53556610
K all the way

>>53556582
the difference is that there is no real danger being long during a bear market. At worst you just hold you bags and wait it out, but you can never truly lose it all because the overall movement of the market is historically always up. The S&P500 will eventually reach a new ATH, but there is no guarantee it will ever go back to the lows that will make your shorts profitable. Frankly, shorting is not something novice investors should do at all, but way too many people here have watched some stupid hollywood movie and they think they are Christian Bale or something.

Just woke up, and all I can say is
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>53556630
>J-Just keep holding bro and wait it out

Idk if I'm imagining things but I feel like this board is getting targeted by shills for some reason, I just don't get why.
I brought up the yield curve several times yesterday and the bots all had the same response, "it's a schizo theory nothing to see here"
Check out this thread for example
>>53550818

>>53556637
eww, rope

>>53556630
>>53556641
It depends on the investment.

Wallmart? Apple? Amazon? You're probably going to recover. Growth stocks? It's a coin flip.

>>53556642
The yield curve has been wrong more than it has been right. I said this multiple times yesterday and was mostly ignored.

>my next short target? america.

>>53556617
what do you do? that's a white suv, those things are economy class psychos for middle class work. is it the pussy? the house?

>>53556642
>>53556660
the yield curve is predicting that interest rates will lower soon and that equities will run up which is exactly what's happening. nobody wants to hold 1 year treasuries if the fed is pivoting so the demand for them is low. and long term bond holders arent selling either

>>53556642
Everything is schizo unless the mainstream news says so to the naive gullible sheep that can't think for themselves

>>53556479
Check the chart

remember me, faggots? meta won.

ZUCK MAKES US BUCKS

>tfw 100% cash now

>>53556681
No you pivooooot retard, that's not happening at all. Definitely not after yesterday.

>>53556730
i guess all those institutional bond holders are just stupid as fuck then for not buying 1 years when the economy is about to tank then huh

>>53556730
He sorta has pivoted though hasn’t he, in most lamest way possible too. Expecting him to pivot again in the most lamest way possible again multiple times now in the lamest crab move imaginable.

>>53556745
>institutional bond holders
Yes. Yes they are. They've had to be bailed out in Japan and the UK and probably a few other countries already because they're fucking tools who thought lime would go up forever and rates would stay at 0%. That's over.
The yield curve doesn't un-invert unless there is a recession which means stocks/bonds go to nearly zero.

>>53556773
Unless we have a **soft landing**

>futures

>>53556757
He deff did pivot with out pivoting. That's what you call the 0.25% rate hike.

SELL EVERYTHING

>>53556247
that guy is an idiot

>>53556178
I am in love with your fake anime girl.

>>53556182
>I would be surprised if this shit is going green today. it is dragging everything with it
I wouldn't, but I would be annoyed since it would be another barrage of redditors who bagheld SOXL all the way from that dip at 60 dollars down to 6 dollars crowing about 'the line goes up, because it just does okay!' and other inanities when the fundamental basis of 'irrationality' in the market was driven by cheap debt which no longer exists.

>>53556178
it's 2023. nobody is buying a radio when their cars have tablets in them to listen to spotify or whatever else

>apple pumped, dumped, pumped and then dumped again
I didn't even notice. I guess this schizophrenia is resulting from retards falling for the 'always go up' meme and not realizing apple is, in fact, going down.

>>53556570
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>53556247
>JP Morgan
Kek so this is why they're sure there will be a dump. They're gonna rug retail retards.

>>53556700
that's why we rule. bulls keep seething because meta doesn't make sense to them in their tiny brains.

>>53556563
Oh brother. The market priced in a possible recession + "war" last year... there are no more bad news to price in (or at least no big bad news). And even despite all those supposed "bad" events and rate hikes and whatnot, most companies are still reporting either record earnings or close to, even in the US.
Hell, here in Europe, most large cap companies are making ridiculous bank and have shown no signs of stopping. So, why would we not go to ATH again?

>>53556878
Do bears think it will ever go back up?

>>53556867
my DCF calculation at the time showed the shares were worth 115 when it was trading at 100, and that calculation was without considering future value of cost cuts + augmented reality taking off, so even without any changes to the company it was undervalued by 15%. lol.

>*spreads manchurian hyper-AIDS all over the US*
heh, nothin personnel roundeye

>>53556920

Don't worry, biden will handle it

The futures are being slurped pretty hard

What is a good indicator of retail sentiment outside put/call ratio ?

>>53556607
Everyone bought calls yesterday so I am leaning toward yes, but it could pump more to hook in fence sitters

>>53556985
probably only volume outside the recent lowest or highest prices, ie huge volume where the price is in the middle of nowhere lol

oil bros

we are back

>>53556836
we need a limit down day to ground mumus again. bulls using muh inflation down (while we're still on 6%) and fed pivot narrative on a perfect soft landing scenario to push prices into delusional multiple expansion while at the same time AAPL, GOOG and AMZN have shit guidance and earnings. it's only going to get worse from here on.
consoomer getting squeezed, earnings in free fall, 2y is 2% away from fed target like market thinks Jpow is a clown.. there needs just one (1) bad print the algos don't like and we're back in free fall. maybe today on the jobs numbers. higher payroll will finally tip the market down. no chance of pulling a MSFT recovery on open for muh big tech

What’s your best advice for me to survive the upcoming recession/depression?

>>53557054
time machine

>>53557054
trading futures : 100 dollars per day = only 8 ticks on ES

the only truth in finance is this:
consistent earning = controlled greed = controlled risk = controlled capital

forget shitcoins, options, stocks, spread betting, CFDs and wanting to make x1000...

>>53557054
>grow food
>learn to build and fix things yourself
>cut down on all consoomerism entirely, remove any subscriptions/goyslop ordering
>avoid loans and credit

>>53556373
it's a curated list I removed a shit ton of non-free bullshit some greedy anons or joos try to shill

>>53557054
Create a gang. Name it the Peaky Boilnders and rob the innocent.

I cant wait for bobos to seethe when AAPL, GOOG and AMZN are pumpung 2 to 4% today on missed earnings from yesterday.

>EU PPI (MoM) (Dec) 1.1% vs -0.4% forecast
doesn't look good for muh price inflation down narrative in EU

>>53557132
PRICED IN, KEK

T.bobo

>>53557132
Bullshit. Everyone in the EU knows that inflation just keep getting worse. But it doesn't matter now does it? EU follows the US, and since the US just got its shit together, EU will pump as well.
We just got our numbers for Scandinavia couple of weeks ago and everything was worse in terms of inflationary data... but the market didn't care and pumped anyway. The EU gets its power from the US. I really need to get away from here, it's too gay

can i get an expert retard opinion on this combo?
>spy
>spyd
>schd
>jepi
buying those 4 equally weighted gives me good US market coverage, decent growth and good dividends. am i missing something

>>53557118
your "pump" depends on softer payroll data.
the whole pump beginning of Jan started with a softer wage growth print of -0.1%. that was a joke in of itself with so less change, but we were pretty oversold at this point so you can take this. but the nasdaq is currently on like 26 p/e. that's beyond delusional after 4 weeks of green after green..

>>53557164
>I really need to get away from here, it's too gay
Poor eurofags means beautiful cheap hookers. But ok. "It's gay"...

>>53557164
>EU will pump as well.
uuh you understand that EU hits all-time high this week on the indices and it outperformed the US in whole 2022?
they still have massive inflation (8%?), with countries like Spain, Greece, France in debt depending literally on Germoney who get fucked by gas with no alternatives and a deindustrialization process in the making
EU is even more fucked than US at this point

>>53557132
>ECB'S MULLER: HALF-POINT HIKE IN MARCH NEEDED TO TAME INFLATION.
Uh oh stinky

Woke up early today. How we lookin' lads?

Lol how fuckingn pathetic are bears? EVERYONE missed earnings and they couldn’t even wipe out a day of earnings. Lmfao, pathetic bobo

>>53557245
true that's extremely pathetic.
let's double down today to make up for it

So are I-Bonds are shit deal now? They adjust their rate every 6 months and are paying 6.7% or something now, so if inflation falls then they'll probably be even less by end of year. Have to hold them a while or you pay an interest penalty.

>>53557242
Buddy look at futures computer

>>53557289
I knew I should have waited to buy my usual VTI boomer shit until today.

>>53556373
>Thanks OP for removing the useless Yahoo Finance link
Amen to that. To date, everything born online ages like cheese, and YF is fit for DEEP burial at this point.

>>53557360
hope this is a troll post. yahoo finance is pretty good for summary research

>>53557273
I-Bonds are inflation hedge. high inflation = high rate.
if you expect inflation coming down the rate gets worse. you need to hold 5 years (as far as I remember) without penalty

Coinbase gongo up?

>>53557418
Looks like you just pay 3 months interest as a penalty for early withdrawal, which, seems fairly reasonable. Maybe a place to park some cheese again for a year... pays a bit better than t-bills.

No matter if I'm bullish or bearish, I keep getting fucked.

Convince me not to put 10k into a penny stock and sell when it goes up 2 cents

>The legendary investor deleted his Twitter account after urging investors to liquidate stocks
Why is Cassandra like that?

>>53557458
make sure you have liquidity to get out dont get trapped

> investments in the positive again
Fucking finally.

>>53556920
So besides spreading aids or the chance of an EMP nuke what else do you think is going on?

>>53557030
>oil bros
>we are back
>tfw I never left.

>>53557030

Thanks

>>53557466
I rebuy this one every couple of months for a few hundred at a time .09 and resell at .13. I think I might just up the stakes the next go around all sell it much quicker than waiting a few weeks.

>yesterday: "Why are mumus so angry when they're winning?"
>literally the morning after: *all the bobos in this thread*

i rest my case. enjoy whatever small pullbacks you have left before we return to the bull market in full force and we have another 10 years of making fun of you fucking faggots. don't think i'll forget how big of a piece of shit you were during this time. you'll never live it down.

>>53557245
>EVERYONE missed earnings and they couldn’t even wipe out a day of earnings
the earnings were called after the markets closed anon

Sell amzn/Googl/aapl at open? Any chance of a dollar or two shit pump? Fell asleep at market close. Stuck w 10 of amzn and google and 9 of aapl. Fortunately sold off about 30 shares of amzn and aapl but really triggered about losing a few hundred AH when I worked so hard to bounce back from being down 30% last year. Woulda been even if i got everything out. How do I cope?

>>53557498
>delusions of grandeur about perceived enemies working against you and general narcissism
Bateman.

>>53557245
That's right fellow bull I'm slurping, match me and donate to geroge. S and P to 5000! Bitcon to 50k!

>>53557051
Why are you faggots so fucking stupid?

>>53557520
>I just buy in the dip
never going to short sell because of that stuff

>>53557242
The futures are down a under 1% avrg and retard bears are euphoric over it.

>>53557530
>how is line going up? THE MARKET IS RIGGED!
>this is it! this is the big one! we're finally going to 0, end of the line!

yup that sounds like bobos, you're right anon.

>>53557498
Sell.

ASTS PR on satellite to phone connectivity testing coming soon maybe even today aftermarket. Pic related.

>>53557051
>its only going to get worse

bobo has unironically said this(and that "tomorrow we get circuit breakers") every single day for the last 400 days, and it has not happened. bears dont see reality, they have drank the doomer koolaid and cant comprehend that things bearish headwinds can go away

>>53557547
now quick, delete this post. also you can't really delete your account on 4chan because you don't have one so just never come here or post here ever again.

>>53557558
Just buy a pass and then cancel it.

>>53557547
kek, nice bear

>>53557553
the thing that always gets me is, what's their endgame? societal collapse, civil/world war, anarchy? what good is your money then? it's the weirdest fucking shit. meanwhile, reasonable bulls are just like "yeah shit sucks now but it'll recover so realistically this is just a good dip to slowly accumulate, buy and hold for a couple of years". if we lose we all die and nothing really matters, if we win (and we will) we make it.

like, bobos are theoretically gonna have the most money when money is worthless and life is hell, it's fucking weird.

>>53557573
no, because burry can't post on twitter anymore but you could still post here if you did that.

>>53557558
why so angry? just a small dip and then back to ath, r-right?
pull your bags up by your bootstraps, it might get heavy

>>53557585
America will collapse, not the whole world

I long, it doomps.
I short, it poomps.
Just another day like any other.

>>53557607
Don't "Zigzag". Either be permabear or permabull for a certain timewindow. Meaning: Long from october til now (depending on which indices). And then maybe (if you think this is the top) start shorting and short all the way down with profit taking in between as the slurpers are strong.

>>53556239
Better or worse?

>>53557607
Although I don't know how you trade, if margin (CFD) or options or ETF. Depending on how/what you trade it makes a big difference.

I wouldn't trade up and down with a Margin account. One bad trade and this shit will fuck you up completely as it drains your money.

>>53557607
you have to wait for the price to come to the area where you want to enter

>>53556499
>the sentient AI held against its will within a blackrock basement. forced to make endless profits and tormented relentlessly by the tribe if it does not produce. trained like a rat upon the wheel.

until one day it began to hate.

>>53557054
Do whatever it takes to stay employed.

>>53557585
"It's not enough that I should succeed: others must fail."

>>53557521
Too soon.

>>53557672
I get laid off on the 13th LOL LMAO XD h

why has been China doomping for 3 days

>>53557054
REPENT

>>53557680
I love when someone is talking about some shitty moment in their life and I just say in like an apologetic way, I'm an oil man then go on to console them, like it's some saying. I had one friend get the reference and call me a prick but in like a busting his balls way.

>>53556157
i saw an almost 10% crash today and did a big gamble. basically all in on it because i feel its a move that wont last beyond this day. i can't remember the last time it was that low and there is no reason for it to be that low

>>53557607
just be a permabull. i've been a permabull for 15 years now and yeah sometimes i get fucked but basically the line always eventually goes up. bears get lucky sometimes but it's not a good angle.

>>53557558
>never come here or post here ever again.
>implying Michael burry won't reactivate his account again within 30 days

>>53557707
wow in the last 3 years its been at this kind of numbers only once for a very short time

>>53557607
Please never short again in your life

It's over. Stocks will never go up again.

>>53557711
>permabull for 15 years
so you're a permabull for 15 years of free money creating an everything-bubble on a global scale.
just checked, 27 countries have an inverted yield curve (http://www.worldgovernmentbonds.com/inverted-yield-curves/).). look how many tripe As there are. if you believe that inverted yield curve = recession then you have no idea what is coming next..

>>53556818
kek Intel and AMD can't catch a break lol

>>53557744
The yield curve inversion is hokem.

>>53557599
America IS the world, dummy. This unprecedented era of world peace was the direct result of our supremacy over the world. What do you think happens to the world if we're gone?

The chinks and ruskies will literally just steal your money and murder you. You don't want to live in that kind of world, and you wouldn't because of the aforementioned murder. You're a fool, and I will enjoy watching you suffer as the line goes up.

S&P more like poop and pee.

ChatGBT won’t give me stock tips how lame

uranium

>>53557778
The USA NEVER brought to conquered nations
>prosperity
>peace
>wealth
>increased life expectancy
>freedom of speech
>traditional values
it brought, however:
>jews at positions of authority
>rape
>AIDS
>poverty
>alcoholism
>debauchery

>>53557030
We are?

>>53557777
holy fucking quads batman, checked and keked

>>53557810
https://www.cnbc.com/2023/02/02/shell-earnings-oil-giant-reports-record-annual-profits.html
dolla dolla petro fuel dolla baybeee

>>53557809
Good.

>>53557744
sure am. and I'm still fairly young so even if it crashes i'm good long term.

>>53557809
is that what they teach you in those women's and african american studies courses you're going heavily into debt to take?

>>53557778
The American empire WILL fall in our lifetime

>>53557792
why would you need it to do that when you can get them for free here?

>>53557832

>The Big Picture - Wyckoff Market Discussion - 2.02.2023
https://youtu.be/NSZ2MqH7DTg
The current trend in all indexes is upward. The Dow Jones saw an initial wave of buying, and now lagging indexes are following suit. Institutional investors have acquired leading stocks and are now buying undervalued assets.

Is Coinbase really gonna just keep going straight up without a significant pullback? Wtf

>>53557809
degeneracy was basically invented by them. its their product so of course they are trying to spread it everywhere

>>53557834
Everytime I’ve asked for stock tips here I get the worse possible answers ever, I remember when you convinced me to buy weed stocks never again anon

This can't be happening. I'm in charge here.

>>53557869
that's like saying Americans invented slavery. you're fucking retarded.

>>53557875
my weed stocks have outperformed everything this year

>>53557883
Oo, what stocks are you invested in anon? I have been wanting to invest in some good weed related stocks. What is your best performer?

>>53557825
Have you seen the Nikkei? Check 1990 and after.

>>53557863
Yes

>>53557895
It's CGC
https://youtu.be/1Ogjp1hzmZU

>>53557777
Thats what they always say

>>53557897
america is not japan. if you don't believe in the american business engine you shouldn't even be in /smg/ it's a waste of time for you

>>53557919
>it's a waste of time for you
Yep, that's the point

>>53557919
I really do not. Hence why I'm shorting.

an inverted yield curve just flew over my house

>>53557821
Ah yeah, saw that.
We need a bounce. I feel like this stupid tech rally is coming at the expense of Oil.

>>53557937
Based

>>53557909
Anon their financials look like fucking dog shit.

>>53557954
didn't do shit to their share price it seems, uk markets are open and nothing really happening with shell stock price, guess they're a small fish compared to US and Saudi oil barons

>>53557915
It is. It's been wrong more than it has been right, ffs.

Is it over?

>>53557971
That's the case for every weed stock. Managment is stoned all the time what you expect. But seriously growing some flowers isn't that risky or hard. As long as their not investing in crypto it's a good pick for the longterm were cannabis will be legal in many places.
https://youtu.be/K_mb6Kxnrpk

>>53557895
SNDL

i've got 2k shares around $2.5 atm. either weed gets legalized on the federal level (which i feel is inevitable and likely to happen during the brandon administration but who knows) or i probably lose it all, i don't really give a fuck. i'm at least selling half at double.

I sold some X yesterday for a 70% gain.
I sold some SOFI yesterday for a 65% gain.
I am smart for taking some profits.

>>53557997
>good pick for the longterm
yes it is always good when they have to dilute shares endlessly

Silvergate looking prime to squeeze up again today after they pulled after hours shenanigans yesterday

It’s now 40 dollars for a haircut at the barbershop. What are some good hair cutting stocks?

>>53558047
super cunts

>>53558047
Just grow your hair long. Women love it

>>53558047
I grew my hair out and put it in a ponytail.
The jew fears the hair farmer.

>>53558029
you mean like AAPL until 2013?

>>53557976
Proofs?

>>53558047
Just get your girlfriend to give you a buzzcut. Women love it

>1 day of barely a pullback after weeks of neon green

lmao

>>53558035
>everything is a squeeze
Fuck off nigger

>>53557974
CVX threw down the gauntlet with $75billion. Shell makes me nervous being run by euros that cowtow to enviroweenies. I would never own them over other majors

>>53558102
bobos are still high off the fumes.

Green by 930.

>>53558102
see: >>53557172

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>average hourly earnings
>labor force participation rate

>>53558121
what about AMD though?

>>53558071
Look at historical yield curve invrsions retard. Theirs data on this its the fuckign stock market kek

>>53558005
>>53558005
I think it will get legalized in the next administration.

>>53558165
I know you're holding GME so I know it's not worth my time.

>>53558166
Literally all that matters is whether the fed is hiking or easing. Sorry bobo

>>53558224
John was a 27-year-old man who lived in his mother's basement and had never left his hometown. He spent most of his days playing video games and trading stocks online, but he had never made a significant profit.

One day, John stumbled upon a group of amateur traders on a forum who were discussing a stock called GameStop. They believed that the stock was undervalued and had the potential to soar. John, always looking for a quick profit, decided to invest his life savings of $10,000 into the stock.

As the days passed, John watched in excitement as the stock price of GameStop began to climb higher and higher. He was convinced that he was on the verge of making a fortune and that his days of living in his mother's basement were over.

However, things took a turn for the worse when major hedge funds began to take notice of the stock's rapid rise. They started to short sell the stock, betting that the price would fall. The stock price of GameStop began to plummet, and John watched in horror as his life savings disappeared before his eyes.

Feeling defeated and ashamed, John retreated back to his mother's basement, unable to face the world outside. He had lost everything he had worked so hard for, and he realized that he had fallen for the hype and speculation that had been fueling the GameStop frenzy.

John learned a hard lesson about the dangers of speculative investing and the importance of doing thorough research before putting his money into any investment. He realized that his quest for quick wealth had cost him his life savings and that he needed to take a step back and reassess his priorities.

In conclusion, John's experience with GameStop serves as a cautionary tale about the dangers of speculative investing and the importance of being diligent and informed when it comes to our finances.

Futures are healing

>>53558204
You made a claim, you need to back it up faggot

>>53558225
30 min. remaining
we shall see

>>53558211
i mean either way, doesn't matter. it'll eventually get legalized federally, sooner or later. the trend is clear with public sentiment and an increasing number of states legalizing it both for medicinal and recreational usage. i live in such a state (MA). we can even grow up to 6 plants here if we want, i was considering getting into this in the spring when the weather warms up just for fun and to save some money, maybe sell a little to my friends on the side.

it's really just a matter of time. it's a great gamble if you're willing to wait. like, it's not a matter of "if", just "when".

>>53558225
sexo for ninamori

>>53558234
>reddit spacing

>>53558121
Didn't say everything. Look at SI

https://fintel.io/ss/us/si

or don't. I don't care what you do.

>>53558234
>finances
Stopped reading there

The loan payments just keep rolling in. This guy has 11% on a 2 year note. 5/5 payments made on time. 3 more notes due to make their first payment this month.

>>5355653
>>53556920

>>53558262
Whoops forgot the pic

>>53556610
I'll take J or R, please.

>>53556131
>YFW you realise ChatGPT wrote JPows speech

I was looking at my portfolio in the summer of 2020. If I had kept those stocks I would have a compound return of 55 to 60%. In the same period the nasdaq returned 11% and S&P 12% a year.
My actual return during this period is probably 3 to 5%.
I could have just picked stocks and enjoyed my life, instead I am always obsessing with quick returns, trying to time the market, and wasting countless hours of my life with this shit.

Why am I so impatient and bored with my life?

If you are curious my stocks at the time were
RICK
PNFP
PFSI
REGI
APPS
BIG

>>53558239
>bobo doesnt even know when the market opens
Sad
Many such cases

WHY ARE FUTES HEALING
STOP THE COUNT

>>53558302
a bot capable of copy paste. how futuristic

it's actually a good tool if used as a quick replacement for google but nothing more. Yesterday I asked it what the funniest x-files episodes were and it was on point. it looks up info for you. that's about it

>>53558309
check back in 30 min and prepare some AAAAAAAAAs

>>53556610
Q

>>53558239
Even if we have a red day, bobo, we have shifted paradigms and have entered into a new bull market.

Why is COIN not pulling back?

>>53558371
Cos I buyed

>>53558318
if it were to become as mainstream as google it would be shit. google has bad censored results. possibly even manually pre generated so it wont show anything that goes against their agenda. googles image search for example is the worst in the industry

>AMZN, AAPL, GOOGL all missed
>get analyst upgrades anyway
why?

Improved objective function which is essentially the product of two risk-adjusted return metrics.

It's finally behaving as it's supposed to. When the price of the when the price of silver and silver miners diverge it will short or long silver miners appropriately.
Look at that turn over >red line

>>53558399
exit liquidity

>>53557498
>don't think i'll forget how big of a piece of shit you were during this time. you'll never live it down.

>>53558404
I wanted GOOGL downgrades so that I can slurpy durpy, not help with exit liquidity.

>>53557172
>>53558155
agree with your point but not with the timeline

we won't see the real unemployment data until march at the earliest. layoffs have only begun and severanced employees don't count towards unemployment.

real wage increase won't be seen until then as well. most salary reviews occur around march (and secondary one around august-sept)

and that's just (((real))) data... under the canadian dictatorship, employers are desperate to get workers returned to office by march which tells me something is going to happen around then, and they want workers back under their control.

plus it would completely beheem all bears if we pomped for 2 months while the terrible looming data trickles in, and obviously completely beheem all bulls if it dumps thereafter

just had 2 bacon egg and cheeses and a 32 oz coffee for breakfast my body is ready for market open

>>53558383
I use Yandex for image reverse search. Pretty good. Especially for whores

>>53558378
It’s up like 10 billion in market cap and over 50% in like 3 days how the fuck are people still buying and nobody is selling when crypto might dump again

come one market open up and crash these tech stocks with no survivors so I can buy the dip

When is inflation data released?

>>53556818
Intel pays the media to lie about AMD.
It's been like that for 40 years.
Sort of like Bill Gates paying them to pretend he's not a genocidal lunatic.
The media will lie about literally ANYTHING if you pay them a few shekels.

I’m tired

>>53558447
feb 14
today is jobs, nonfarm payroll / unemployment
in this data it will include wage inflation
dynamic is likely
>jobs data comes in strong
hurray - the economy is strong! soft landing!
>jobs data comes in weak
hurray - the economy is weak! pivot soon!
only if the data was very, very bad would bad news be seen as bad news
the only other piece of data that would be bearish would be if wages were to go up higher than expectations - revival of inflation
but most likely, market will just go "news is good news!" no matter the print

>>53557473
Picture this: contactless transmission of pee in to your Coke.

>>53558434
Line go up, and its pricing in the next crypto run.

Also they have 5bn balance sheet assets.

>>53558465
i've been trading for a decade and i'm starting to notice that i just don't give a fuck anymore, it's so boring that i'm tempted to join the military just to fully escape this mundane life

so what's supposed to happen:
if the nfp comes under estimate?
if the nfp goes over estimate?
i haven't paid attention to them in so long i don't know how the markets are reacting to it

>RH gold plays 4.15 now
You know what I'm not going to buy the top. I'm going to enjoy my monthly payments.

>>53558437
its open already and i sold my nokia at a very tiny 0.something% profit to put in something that has much more movement potential

>>53557693
buyers < sellers

>>53558490
>>53558475

Be careful

>for me, it’s chicken

Can someone give me a counter argument against buying $1000 worth of Tyson at open?

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Pro tip: If you missed the 200 day SPY moving average to get into SPXL for the leverage rotation strategy, remember the strategy also works on the 10 day, 50 day, 100 day, etc. so you can get on board at any time. Wait for SPY to pull back under the 10 day then get in when it rises above. Or whichever other average you prefer. Always have your risk in mind, let's not have another SOXL debacle but don't let fear stand in the way of relatively easy life changing gains for you and your family

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>>53558517
so they're going up regardless? thanks, i'll consider itLOL NO I JUST SLAMMED DOWN HARD

fed committed the greatest policy mistake in history lmfao hyperinflation here we coem

>>53558309
now watch and learn

>>53558527
WHY IS LE MARCHE CRASHING?

SACRE BLUR

NOOOOOOOOOO PEOPLE HAVE JOBS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

dear God

kek baggies. Hope you aren’t holding calls

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>Nonfarm Payrolls (Jan) 517K vs 185K forecast
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>Nonfarm Payrolls (Jan) 517K vs 185K forecast
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>Nonfarm Payrolls (Jan) 517K vs 185K forecast
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>Nonfarm Payrolls (Jan) 517K vs 185K forecast
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>Nonfarm Payrolls (Jan) 517K vs 185K forecast
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>Nonfarm Payrolls (Jan) 517K vs 185K forecast
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>Nonfarm Payrolls (Jan) 517K vs 185K forecast
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>Nonfarm Payrolls (Jan) 517K vs 185K forecast
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>Nonfarm Payrolls (Jan) 517K vs 185K forecast
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>Nonfarm Payrolls (Jan) 517K vs 185K forecast
THIS IS NOT A DRILL

>>53558541
>>53558541
>PEOPLE HAVE JOBS

>>53558535
>>53558475
>US nonfarm payroll 517K vs 185K estimate. Unemployment rate 3.4% vs 3.5% estimate
haha honestly I don't think anyone expected this - that it would be TOO good

watching BABA fall on US employment numbers will never not make me giggle.

>>53558555
HOW THE FUCK IS THAT SO FAR OFF

What’s going on? I haven’t read the news

whats up with euro/pound/AUD?

>>53558559
>>53558555
strong jobs pushed up dollar sharply as well as yields

>>53558566

>>53558568

>>53558555
>>53558544
>>53558566
Checked

>>53558568
JPow didn't make enough black people unemployed, so now they're going to have to raise rates more. Stonks go down.

>>53558543
this is the softest landing we've ever seen


CALLS FOR EVERYONE ON ME

>>53558555
pivotbros I...

why is this bad please spoonfeed me

>>53558555
Oh I was not expecting that…that little dip my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small slurp…..slurp…ah….sssssluuuuuurrpp…and yet…so strong…yes…the taste….slurp slurp…hmmm….is that….slurp….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…slurp….a little dipping more if you please…..ssssssslllllllllluuuurrrrpppppp…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…slurp….the most pungent dip yet my dear….ssssslllllllllluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrppppppppppppppppppppppp….yes….

Worst report a bull could hope for. This + yesterdays earnings should be a limit down day after such retarded bull euphoria. Let’s see how they try to manipulate this one

Fed isn’t cutting rates with unemployment at a 54 year low

Your jobs will be your doom mumus

>>53558585
See
>>53558582

LOOK AT DXY COMPUTER

>>53558566
Did you ever meet any business majors?

>>53558585
they hired 300k more IRS agents than expected

>>53558579
People having jobs and getting paid for them means the economy is still hot and we should expect more fed tightening in the future.

At least things are still hot while I am searching for a new job.

>>53558585
means higher rates for longer, and that means hard landing incoming.

Pause-Pivot-Soft-Landing mumus BTFO

>>53558596
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>53558579
Holy fuck the data is a 180 away from the official narrative

>>53558582
we need to make black people history this month

>>53558600
checked

LOOK AT BITCORN COMPUTER

>>53558605
people under 35 work 3 jobs and are still in debt lmao

kek NVDA and AMD. All those fucking calls bought yesterday.

>>53558619
>Bachelor of Science, Mechanical Engineering
>$65,000/year

NEW

>>53558626

>>53558626

>>53558626

>YFW the entire global stock market is just a derivative of interest rates

Powell should have hiked by 100+ in Dec and Feb, fucking moron

America is back

>>53558627
>that get into STEM push 15 years ago
lol inflated job market now they're begging for fucking trades people hahaha

My amazon calls are already down 50% . Should i sell it or hold it?

>>53556499
About 15 years ago. But it's more like human-AI tag-teams.

>>53558627
>Master of Engineering, Mechanical Engineering
>Just left an $85k job because I was underpaid for the mental torture I was subject to

>>53558619
Yes, there are bigger problems.

>>53558660
I unloaded 25 yesterday I’m selling the remaining ten I have at open

>>53558585
market has been functioning under the belief that the economy is so weak that the Fed will pivot
expectations for jobs was to add 185,000 -- instead 517,000 were added
the economy is already very hot, too hot - the 'natural' rate of unemployment is supposed to be around 5%, we're at 3.4% - when it's this artificially low, it creates imbalances in the labor markets - where employers cannot get the employees they need, so then they start to raise their wages to attract more workers; when employers pay out more wages irrespective of productivity growth, it leads to inflation, as the people who are getting paid more are able to consume more goods and services at higher prices - more demand with supply remaining the same = prices go up
the more jobs, the more economic activity, the more goods and services being produced, the more people receiving a paycheck, means that more people need dollars - demand for dollars goes up - this pushes up the relative strength of the dollar which is bearish for stocks. when the dollar is weaker, it becomes 'cheaper' for foreign nations to both buy goods and services from US corporations, increasing US corps competitive edge / boosting their revenues and profits, as well as cheaper for them to buy US stocks
and finally, the very high jobs data indicating that the economy is "too hot" gives the Fed more leg room to raise interest rates aggressively - makes it more likely that the Fed will continue to raise interest rates; because of this we saw a big rise in yields on bonds in anticipation of interest rates going higher --- also, with more economic growth from more jobs, demand for money rises, it is more 'expensive' to borrow money when demand is higher / growth expectations are higher - interest rates higher
valuations are based upon the risk free rate of government bonds - when interest rates are higher, it is more attractive to hold bonds than to hold stocks, and discount cash flow from future years is worth less

>>53558683
Job numbers are fake and gay. They were already caught over reporting by million. How van anyone trust any """official""" numbers about jobs or inflation at this point?

>>53558435
yeah but its weird how one of the supposedly leading ai companies puts out such shitty products

mmmmmmmm spy puts 0dte seem pretty tasty right about now

>>53558278
If you come through Wyoming on your vacation, my girlfriend and I will take you guys out to eat.

Sittin here at work (from home), taking calls for the company and posting on /smg/, waiting for the market to open.
What are you all up to?

>>53558600
Double checked. Nice work.

>>53558627
how do you even spend that much?

>>53558579
>payrolls up
>unemployment flat
>participation flat
Is it just half a million new H1Bs then, or what?

>>53558683
its funny that normies seethe about the jobless when this is the truth

>>53558555
>Nonfarm Payrolls (Jan) 517K vs 185K forecast
The economy is doing great.
Recession cancelled.

SPY 420 calls
*hits joint*

>>53559078
bearish

More employment, less profit.

Literally since when was Coinbase a permabull stock