/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53532266
>https://mempool.space/block/0000000000000000000515e202c8ae73c8155fc472422d7593af87aa74f2cf3d?showDetails=true&view=actual#details

You have no idea what any of that means

>>53532266
Holy fuck someone finally make a fucking marketplace to buy these things
I just want a BTC native NFT

>>53532266
if you want to pay a shit ton of transaction fees to miners to post funny jpegs on the blockchain go ahead, more transaction fees for me

It's a nothingburger, that shit took $200 in fees to mint during the bear market when transactions are cheap. This stuff will be completely dead once the excitement fades.

>>53532293
lmao

>>53532266
bitcoin core takes forever to push out updates in order to ensure they're secure and there are no unforeseen issues, and still managed to fuck it up.

bitcoin is honestly just a joke at this point

>>53532293
lol how did that massive transaction have zero fee?

>>53532266
It's not really. If you're implying people will spam the blockchain to disrupt it all they will end up doing is emptying their wallets paying fees and if you didn't care about that because you had limitless money you could have just done the same shit by sending payments back and forth between a bunch of your own wallets like the BSV bots do to prop up the usage numbers.

>>53532472
>lol how did that massive transaction have zero fee?

I hope some based nigger manages to find a way to clog the mempool with an endless stream of zero-fee transactions forever. BTC is a fucking joke, an absolutely useless piece of shit.

>>53532266
>Why of course, 4mb blocks is more than enough
Bitcoin is the most based network there is

I'm sussed out by the guy who created it. Came out of nowhere just to drop what is clearly an attack on Bitcoin?

>>53532266
this has to be bait. imagine investing in a decentralized currency and then demanding that a certain fee paying use of it is policed. if youre not joking, sell all your btc right now and buy index funds in the stock market you fucking midwit

>>53532266
>>53532293
>>53532298
Which one of you terrorists put this on-chain

they deserve it for being small block faggots

How do I mint an Ordinal on the Bitcoin Blockchain in 2023? [Bot Post: Remove this section. printf:'ERROR;]

>>53532266
Protip btc will run out super quick and people will move onto secondary bitcoins. The original 21 will go down hallowed by God

>>53532266
Free market dufus. The people upset about this make the rest of us bitcoiners look bad. They followed the rules of the network so they are good in my eyes.

remove taproot and segwit then
otherwise, take the L

>>53534530
code is law!!!!!!

>>53533343
>its real
https://ordinals.com/inscription/a087680597beb54b872761edd36affad190d830dbb9f73f7124fcc35ccbceb41i0
kek

>>53532266
Bitcoiners were always retards

>>53532266
>people should spend *their* money how *I* wish
fuck off, lefty scum

I can't see why this crap can't be pruned or filtered out by your node when you download the bc. It's there but just not on your node.

>>53535650
It shouldn’t be and it can’t, the miners are incentivized to verify and that would be against bitcoins precious “decentralized” nature

part of me wants to put a photo of me and my then-gf now wife in as an ordinal but it feels scarier than the idea of getting a tattoo desu

>>53535857
Filtering out non-monetary transactions had nothing to do with the subject of decentralization. If nodes run a filter then these ordinals won't make it into the mempool.

>>53533343
Vaush is now immortalized for all of human history

>>53536047
>non-monetary transactions

>>53536047
>just sensor what you don’t want to see
Uhhh bitfuck? I thought we wuz decentralized n shiet

>>53536067
>>53536073
Notice, only those that are against Bitcoin think this shit is a good idea? The word is censor, not sensor, Raj. Read the white paper, Bitcoin isn't about sending fucking jpegs you dumb monkeys. A filter will be coming and this shit won't make it in the mempool.

>>53536190
miners will do it for the fees, they dont need your raspi to route to them

>>53536190
You need to cool it with this antisemitic book burning rhetoric and trust the science.

>>53536190
Don’t think I haven’t forgotten you niggers calling for bitcoin smart contracts kek can’t even handle some rock jpegs.
The fact that you antiquated Neanderthals like yourself don’t understand how a jpeg could be a unit of value makes this even funnier. This shouldn’t be censored even your lord and savior Adam Back said so after getting btfo’d for calling for censorship.
The good part for you is you already know they’re going to censor it anyway, this is just funny to watch.

>>53536190
bro if ordinal spam is freaking you out then go look up the verifier's dilemma and think about what will happen when there's lots of bribeable hashrate

>>53536190
it's just a satoshi. they can't censor the transaction that would be aganist the whitepaper

>>53532266
1mb block size, btc is so fucking bad. still buying though

>>53536257
thats pretty cool. how do i get an ordinal?

>>53536394
https://docs.ordinals.com/guides/inscriptions.html

>>53532266
Why does /biz/ see this as bad when its the most exciting thing for crypto in a while? This board is so strange.

>>53532347
Oh sweet summer child, you have no clue how much people are willing to pay in transaction fees for JPEGs, do you?...People were literally paying $45k in just gas fees alone to mint The Otherside last year.

>>53536190
As long as there's money to earn, people will not censor it. All you'd be doing is giving them more money since there's less competition , and they'd STILL make it through lol

>>53532347
>>53536671
During the ape shitshow Ethereum gas was like 2000 gwei they were paying tousands of dollar and still most did not even get to mint kek
You maxis are in for a hard ride

My favorite part about this debacle is that the only ones upset about it are butthurt mETHheads because their chain's dead and gay lmao

>>53532266
Didn't read. Still buying BTC.

>>53532313
this

>>53536931
Not sure why you're quoting me, people are willing to pay a lot for jpegs. It doesn't matter how expensive it is, people will mint it and if anything it acts as a base valuation for it. "Someone paid $500 to inscribe this satoshi" means they most likely aren't willing to part with it for less than that.

https://ordinals.com/inscription/071f142a6e5f6e0d91128901ac1d9c2ed4e4c6303fd7e9a9d664c4c0a6a1924ci0

>>53532313
NFTs have always existed on bitcoin since the beginning (see colored coins). All bitcoins are non-fungible

>>53537068
Pffftt... if they aren't pictures of monkey or pixelniggers then shut the fuck up

>>53532266
>This is an attack
No. This is the path to hyperbitcoinization. It must be embraced.
>>53534556
Yes, code IS law!
>>53535650
What a Nazi thing to say. Denying art now?
>>53536047
>Filtering out non-monetary
It is monetary, and non-fungible, thus special and diverse. It has every equal right to the sacred memepool as any other transaction you bigot.

>(neuter)
Schizosisters not like this

>No. This is the path to hyperbitcoinization. It must be embraced.
By wasting synchronization bandwidth which is extremely limited (especially on bitcoin's puny block-size)
>What a Nazi thing to say. Denying art now?
It's all fun and games until someone posts literal CP on the bitcoin blockchain, and everyone hosting a node gets arrested.
>It is monetary, and non-fungible, thus special and diverse. It has every equal right to the sacred memepool as any other transaction you bigot.
ALL bitcoins are non-fungible BWAHAHAHA

>>53537123
>By wasting synchronization bandwidth which is extremely limited
the nigerians will rise to the challenge. Price is not an object. The colonies will continue to heel. The Nkowbi Premium proves it.

>>53536517
Until someone puts illegal content on the blockchain. I don't know if rodarmor is a bad actor, but he seems to be avoiding this topic.

>>53537310
Illegal content has been on-chain for 5-7 year
>https://amp.theguardian.com/technology/2018/mar/20/child-abuse-imagery-bitcoin-blockchain-illegal-content

>>53537491
>the guardian: web link same as cp

Come on retard, use your peanut

So for retards that keep crying about censorship the title of the white paper is.
Bitcoin: A Peer to Peer Electronic Cash System
Ordinals, NFT's, images, videos, etc have no place within the protocol.

4mb in one block? i thought the block size was just 1mb?

>>53536190
this is a corecuck in the wild
normally on twitter with glowing red eyes, attacking anybody that actually wants to use the bitcoin network for something other than opening a lightning channel on some other faggot network that has nothing to do with bitcoin and is structurally unsound

>>53537972
Faggot see>>53537842

>>53537925
corecucks enabled segwit which can cram in more transactions while sacrificing completeness

they don't measure blocks in bits and bytes, they measure them in 'virtual weight' lmao

you get a 75% discount for data in segwit tx

then gmaxwell pushes out taproot and unknowingly allowed for ordinals that leverage the segwit discount to fill the virtual space up with memes for a quarter of the price as a normal tx LMAO corecucks are good programmers but are DUMB AS FUCK in economics

>>53537987
read the rest of the whitepaper beyond the title retard

then read everything satoshi wrote

>>53532266
Based

>>53538008
You stupid fuck, you can't see that this is about money? Not fucking rock pictures you dumb monkey. It's money, nothing more.

>>53534558
Wow the website looks like a retarded 5th grader made it

>>53534327
NFTs on BTC is the gayest thing twetch has done and that’s saying a lot. I do like the eggs tho haha

>>53537842
Shouldn't have added Taproot/Segwit then nigger, now I can store nfts on your shitchain and get a 75% discounts

>>53538133
>discounts
Stupid fucking autocorrect

>>53532266
Bitcoin isn't an actual currency since forever, this is as priced in as it can get

>>53538039
then how the fuck are there rocks on the btc blockchain, you deluded clown
if it was all about money it would just be called 'coin'
money is represented in bits and bits are the only thing on the network

https://ordinals.com/inscriptions
These are hilarious, btc will die due to being hit by a plague of green frogs, kek wills it

>>53532313
Bitcoins are the original NFTs

>>53532266
who's based enough to use this to upload 2d lolis?

someone put goatse on there, the very first BTC goatse will be worth a lot in the future

>>53532266
I played games on does that looked worse than this. BTC truly is the master shitcoin.

>>53536064
it's greggles maxwell you nonce
>>53536190
if miners cared enough, they would be filtering it already but it shows that they don't really care and just want the block reward

>>53537310
this, what would happen?

>>53537491
according to the article
>Although court rulings do not yet exist, legislative texts from countries such as Germany, the UK, or the USA suggest that illegal content such as [child abuse imagery] can make the blockchain illegal to possess for all users.

right now all there is in the btc blockchain are some links to sites that probably don't even exist anymore. posting a full picture in the blockchain is something completely different.

i would love to see maxipads forced to hardfork and rollback. kek.

>>53533343
I bet it was a BSV schizo.

more proof that BSV is superior, it just works

Where can I mint these shits?

the cope

>>53539280
you need whole blockchain first..
>>53539160
those 1gb blocks will get cumbersome real fast

>>53540818
lol no https://www.bitcoinsv.com/liteclient

>>53532293
>0 fee
>takes up all the block
>largest ever recorded bitcoin block
>makes corecucks seethe
Well how is that anti-HF, maintain the code mindset coming along maxipads?

did the developers not expect this?
did they know this was possible and just thought "surely no one will do this" or is it something they genuinely overlooked?

>>53543418
>>53532266
>did the developers not expect this?
Wait till /pol/ discovers this and floods BTC blockchain with rare hitlers

>>53532266
Imagine “developing slowly” and STILL allowing shit like this to happen fucking bitcoin niggers!!!!!!!

>>53543531
>>53543441
What will happen now?
>>>/pol/414582235

https://ordinalswallet.com/

someone posted goatse.jpg
as you see, ordinals is censoring it. is there an offline program that recreates the image?
https://ordinals.com/inscription/bb6f577e30e6840dce0474f3c3c55134404688e844982a49161502d3d69e322di0

>>53545234
>>53543602

https://ordinals.com/inscription/9e050828c7e3db394ab7c16a7b3343b8852c0e6683fa364afd4d69d026b19c1bi0
somebody uploaded cunny funny EDM!
How bad will it get bros?!

>>53545234
> goatse.jpg
KEKEEKE
>. is there an offline program that recreates the image?
Yea, a downloaded blockchain.

this is the real reason BTC is pumping

>>53545234
it's viewable here
https://ordinalswallet.com/inscription/bb6f577e30e6840dce0474f3c3c55134404688e844982a49161502d3d69e322di0

>>53538043
welcome to web3

>>53545362
>somebody uploaded cunny funny EDM!
what's about that song?
>>53545381
but it's basically a byte string that you need to decode to see the image so you need something to decode it?

>>53545514
> but it's basically a byte string that you need to decode to see the image so you need something to decode it?
https://docs.ordinals.com/
>what's about that song?
cunny is funny.
Thats it.

is there a software to read the files on the blockchain?
i don't want to use a web page.

>>53546285
https://docs.ordinals.com/guides/explorer.html

>>53532853
>I'm sussed out by the guy who created it. Came out of nowhere just to drop what is clearly an attack on Bitcoin?

>Using the full capabilities of a blockchain is an attack on the blockchain

Lemme guess, you're a retarded maxi that thinks 'hodl' is a use case for BTC.

>>53549989
link?

https://ordinals.com/inscription/7bd16df3b7dd947ddd598c388355972215c95dff30c2f154f3707b4e921f6b13i0
which one of you did this?

>>53548757
Lemme guess, you're a retarded shitcoiner who doesn't even understand a digital store of value is a big deal whereas a another digital payment system is dime a dozen, and that a smart contract layer is not supposed to be the same as the settlement/store of value layer.

>>53550261
top kek

two more goatse, this is going great.

>>53550345
if using the blockchain for whatever reason is an attack on it, the experiment failed

I refreshed the site and there is a hentai image of a girl's head in her own pussy AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

I hope someone posts the real one on the blockchain

>few days in
>still no illegal images
how long till the inevitable happens and makes the news?

>>53539056
>right now all there is in the btc blockchain are some links to sites that probably don't even exist anymore. posting a full picture in the blockchain is something completely different.
That isn't what it says at all.

>Researchers from the RWTH Aachen University, Germany found that around 1,600 files were currently stored in bitcoin’s blockchain. Of the files least eight were of sexual content, including one thought to be an image of child abuse and two that contain 274 links to child abuse content, 142 of which link to dark web services.

They likely took the bytes encoding the image and included them for a large fee.

>>53550802
>>53550802
a few more days. you need to have full btc node and of course make yourself untraceable.
you will understand that meeting this requirements with bitcoin is pretty difficult.

>>53550731
Here ya go bud

>>53550345

>if you trade bitcoin it's an attack on bitcoin
>if you sell bitcoin it's an attack on bitcoin
>if you use the bitcoin blockchain it's an attack on bitcoin
>you can't do anything with bitcoin apart from buy and 'hodl' or you are absolute scum

you maxis are all absolute fucking spastics, just admit you fell into a software ponzi cult.

>>53550345
>Lemme guess, you're a retarded shitcoiner who doesn't even understand a digital store of value is a big deal
muh digital store of value!
Currencies don't store value unless they are useful for transacting. There isn't inherent value to bitcoin. Bitcoin is in a bubble from speculation and that's it. It's fair evaluation is significantly lower than it's current price, because it is worthless as a currency.

>>53550906
>you can't do anything with bitcoin apart from buy and 'hodl' or you are absolute scum
Probably because bitcoin fails to be useful as a transaction medium.

>>53550261

>>53550929
>Probably because bitcoin fails to be useful as a transaction medium.

Noooo you don't get it bro you have to wait in the shop for an hour after paying for the transaction to confirm, this is how commerce is supposed to work, and if the fees are too high just do what Adam Back said and open up a tab with the shop and have bitcoin IOU's.

>>53551147
>open up a tab with the shop and have bitcoin IOU's.
Kek, they literally want to go back to centralized banking instead of admit their midwit coin is broken.

>>53550731
That would be glorious. It was dumb they ever censored it. Not a big deal to see one.

WHAT HAVE I BECOME MY SWEETEST FRIEND

I hold 1 single btc. What the fuck should I do?
I bought it because speculation, and now I’m afraid its gonna crash and die.
Fuck

>>53551769
>and now I’m afraid its gonna crash and die.
it wont crash and die, it will do a 10x from here

>>53551193
>Kek, they literally want to go back to centralized banking instead of admit their midwit coin is broken.
KEK, a retarded midwit (((you))) thinks LN are "IOUs" because he has zero grasp on cryptography. fucking lmao. kys.

>>53551769
just use common sense. what do you think is going to happen when the blockchain start storing nasty shit?
i can tell you what is NOT going to happen. this >>53551789

>>53551814
Btc is dead, Jim

>>53551769
>I hold 1 single btc. What the fuck should I do?
>I bought it because speculation, and now I’m afraid its gonna crash and die.
>Fuck

BTC was already losing real-world market share to Monero BEFORE this shit, expect things to speed up now.

>>53532432
retard go look at the history of ordinals nothing changed to allow it, a core dev created it and other core devs are pissed

I'm still trying to understand how it would do this unless the mempool is empty temporarily.

>>53533343
lmao nice bants

>>53537310
That's why you think its a bad thing? Because of silly nanny state BS? This board keeps outdoing itself in the stupidity department.

>>53552232
>nothing changed to allow it
taproot did

>>53551769
>I bought it because speculation
so did every other bitcoiner, none of you bought it because it actually works as a currency.

HODL HODL MOON LAMBO all the way to the moon bro, surely the market manipulators will pump bitcoin one more time before letting the trash die off. That way some other retard will be left with the bags!

>>53551814
explain the one-time pad in full detail please, should be very basic if you know cryptography.

>>53532266
>ppl using btc for new thing this is bearish
>if ppl dont use btc for new thing thats also bearish dinosaur chain lmao no jpegs??
>fees go up this bearish
>but fees go down also bearish we need inflation after miner subsidy ends

the only way this could be bearish is if this actually caused btc devs brains to glitch out so bad they find some way to censor the chain. i feel like this fud could be similarly potent to the fork wars and creg is satoj times. at any rate i am absolutely enjoying this.

>>53552349
Oh yeah you're right taproot.

Why is this such a big deal?

These people still need to pay the transaction fee.

Bitcoiners are probably pissed because some of their business models changed with the coming fee pressure, but it's all part of bitcoin's evolution

>>53552404
CP on every node is bullish guys! HODL HODL MOON LAMBO IT'S GOING TO THE MOON!!!

Well, at least you'll embrace your non fungible coins to their full extent now. They even have rarities! How cool is that!

>>53552419
The transaction cost nothing.

>>53552419
>These people still need to pay the transaction fee.
It's 1/4 the fee per size
>>53552459
No

>>53552459
because the mempool was empty

This will be 2017 all over again.

>>53552468
That's pretty stupid they weigh the type of transaction differently.

I'm glad this is an issue honestly it needs to be corrected.

>>53551769
>What the fuck should I do?

>>53549989
Cool. Where did you get this?

>>53552581
that's https://mempool.space/
https://mempool.space/block/0000000000000000000515e202c8ae73c8155fc472422d7593af87aa74f2cf3d

>>53552468
>https://mempool.space/block/0000000000000000000515e202c8ae73c8155fc472422d7593af87aa74f2cf3d
Yes
https://mempool.space/tx/0301e0480b374b32851a9462db29dc19fe830a7f7d7a88b81612b9d42099c0ae

>>53552772
the entire transaction was 0 fee, was it a transaction done by the miner then?

>>53553017
It's getting spooky wtf is going on.

You could pay a miner to include it outside the actual mempool fees

>>53553064
Good, I hate this CBDC chain.

Hahaha I killed bitcoin by repeatedly making threads on /biz/ asking what a dust attack is or how to slow down its network hahahahaha someone figured it out hahahaha

>>53553090
>>53553095
Anyone know of a better resource to get info than the retards on biz?

I'm trying to figure out if the ordinals guy is directly paying miners and if this ruins bitcoin's incentive structure

>>53553138
>I'm trying to figure out if the ordinals guy is directly paying miners and if this ruins bitcoin's incentive structure
I don't think so, most of the images are probably just paying the large fee to add 80kb to the txn.

It doesn't make sense for him to pay the miners to put his stuff through at 0 fee because he'd have to pay more than what the fee's give the miners, at which point he could just create the transactions himself.

>>53532266
can malware be stored in the blockchain?

>>53553253
Malware is just bytes, so yes, assuming it can fit. Running it is a separate issue.

>>53553253
Yes, people have been adding viruses, illegal porn, and doxing in the blockchain for more than 7 years already.

>>53553138
fees are an insignificant reward for miners on btc, on average a block provides 0.15 btc so around $3.5k compared to the block reward of 6.25 ($150k)

>>53532542
Cope shitcoiner

>>53553466
>Cope shitcoiner!!!

>>53553138
https://twitter.com/LuxorTechTeam/status/1620922782845669378

Might be of interest to you

>>53553138
https://www.coindesk.com/tech/2023/02/02/giant-bitcoin-taproot-wizard-nft-minted-in-collaboration-with-luxor-mining-pool/

>>53536508
I'm going to make something stupid and just sit on it for awhile, might be worth something someday

>>53536992
someone very intelligent did this

>>53532266
What am I looking at here /biz/? I’m here from /x/

>>53553899
bitcoin is a shitty failure of a currency and it's being used to store equally shitty memes.

>>53538124

>>53553915
As figured. Now what’s this supposed to be?
>>53532293

>>53553929
thanks to segwit you can add hex to your transactions as the "witness" so basically they are putting hexadecimal encoding of jpegs onto the bitcoin blockchain. Since bitcoin is non fungible you can collect these encodings as NFTs.

You can see the big list of most the retarded shit encoded thus far here
https://ordinals.com/

the post in question was some miner creating a giant 4mb image for 0 fee. See
>>53553520
>>53553546

>>53532266
Is it over?

>>53554097
for an uncucked version goto ordinalswallet.com

what stops someone from minting CP on chain

>>53554481
Requirements to run a node amd download the entire chain locally, typically are prohibitive.
If you have a way to onfuscate every parameter of your existance and location, then you have open seas for pizza posting.
Give it 24-48hrs

>>53532337
This. If idiots keep doing this BTC is literally going to 1.0 million US dollarinos forever

>>53536231
>miners will do it for the fees
Minimum relay fee already is one sat per vbyte. If that thing really used up 99% of a 1MB block, then whoever dumped it onto the blockchain had to pay 0.01 BTC to do it. If someone wants to spend $235 on a single transaction to put an image on the blockchain, that's just fine. It won't be much of a problem as the price rises, and it won't be much of a problem when other people who want to get their transactions done put fees of 2 or 3 or 10 sats per byte on theirs.

If these things fill up the mempool, we could easily go back to a period when 10 sats/byte is a risky "might take a month or two" mining fee, and so what? That's 25 cents for a normal transaction. Meanwhile the JPEG-on-the-blockchain idiot would have to pay $2,350.

>>53554637
explorer says this transaction cost $3.57
>>53550261
>https://www.blockchain.com/explorer/addresses/btc/bc1pk5q35c5rzd96ptnek8punuxtqhgpl8f80frtdfs07snffjc0qhes3p5nlk

>>53554683
normally transaction fees are priced in sats per byte. Ordinals evade this by being put into the dataspace reserved for the segregated witness data which is priced differently. I think its discounted to 25% of regular costs. But if the OP post transaction was done for zero fee then a series of similar transactions can block out all other transactions from entering a block effectively seizing up the network. It's only a matter of time now.
Even if it cost $200 to do, this allows anyone to block all transactions for $1200 per hour, very cheap to do if you have a rival chain thats competing for top position.
BTC will die and it will be glorious

Can it put my encrypted private key in the blockchain? Seems like an epic way to store it. Btc will survive longer then centralized cloud storage

>>53554683
>explorer says this transaction cost $3.57
If that's true, then the miner waived the fee, which probably means that the miner is the one that generated the thing in the first place.

>>53554939
This. I'd love to be able to encode some passwords onto the Bitcoin blockchain.

>>53536047
Maxipads are the worst.

>>53532266
>This is an attack
Kongyo kongyo!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-V53wlD6qE
Monero chads rise up

>>53554903
Bullish for ICP?

Damn, Monero just keeps on eating away at Bitcoin, CoinCards are already 65%+ XMR and now silent.link is finding out as well.

XMR payments were only added in November and they've already overtaken LN!

The writing is on the wall, faggots.

>>53543075
Fees will rise as everyone competes for a 4 MB block.

>>53532298
>projecting

not all of us are Indian shitcoin gamblers, ranjeet

>>53537842
get sneeded retard

>>53532266
>>53532298
>>53532293
>>53532298
OP here. Is this really what you envisioned when dreaming of the future of finance? I know I didn’t.

Anyone complicit in this blockspace graffiti attack on bitcoin is a criminal who needs to be prosecuted. Not only are you fags undermining everything bitcoin stands for but your spam txs are adversely effecting users in developing nations’ ability to use the network by jacking up fees
>YOU ARE LITERALLY LESSENING THE QUALITY OF LIFE FOR MILLIONS OF PEOPLE WHEN YOU DECIDE YOUR SCHIZO SHITPOST NEEDS TO EXIST ON-CHAIN FOR ETERNITY (PS - ***IT DOESNT***)
Maybe it’s because I’ve been in crypto for longer than most of you (almost 3 years!).. but I cant seem to understand why you retards can’t grasp that this technology is for financial data not doggy tokens and monkey pictures.

>>53556550
blame the devs who allowed taproot and didnt think about this

>>53554939
You’re meant to inscribe your keys on metal tablets

Cba to read all this nonsense. Is there cp on it yet? That's when I'll pay attention

>>53557374
it will take a while anon, but eventually it will happen.
cp is the obvious shitpost but there are others that could have a bigger impact.

>>53556550
Stupid bitniggers don’t understand the concept of value. The dollar itself is basically a physical NFT originally backed by gold, they don’t understand how an image, a visual form of information, is bound to be a unit of value that replaces the concept of the dollar as a unit of value as it’s backed by blockchain and DLT.
What is happening proves bitniggers are retarded faggot fucks who have been caught with their pants down being antiquated, unadjusted and inferior in the race to replace fiat as a unit of value.

Vote for monerochans you want to get inscribed into BTC blockchain through crowdsourced funding (some are a bit lewd).

https://bitpoll.de/poll/P1MLehmx2/

>>53555613
if they were working with a miner they had to pay the energy and hashing power to produce it, meaning you can't just do this with $200.

>>53558361
sauce for 16?

>>53556550
>Maybe it’s because I’ve been in crypto for longer than most of you (almost 3 years!)
LOL. I started trying to get into it in 2010 but didn't have time to do mining. I finally managed to buy in in 2014. "longer than you" my ass.

>>53553466
>Cope shitcoiner

Have fun doing literally nothing with your ponzi scheme btc tokens. Just carry on posting on Twitter all day about how 'nocoiners are plebs' whilst complaining about all the wealth being generated on alt-chains because devs don't want to work on your garbage scam chain.

>>53556550
>Not only are you fags undermining everything bitcoin stands for but your spam txs are adversely effecting users in developing nations’ ability to use the network by jacking up fees
>>YOU ARE LITERALLY LESSENING THE QUALITY OF LIFE FOR MILLIONS OF PEOPLE

Fantastic news. We need to spam more goatse anus JPEGs onto the bitcoin blockchain. Every stretched anus impoverishes a third worlder and it makes me happy.

>>53560348

Based

>>53558628
https://files.catbox.moe/s6l1ia.jpg

Somebody engraved their farting sound.
https://ordinalswallet.com/inscription/510f8ee5211b2c96da3ea86533130014271d7da6ed7d0dc9af95c347f6449dabi0

>>53562542
Another one. Wet fart.
https://ordinalswallet.com/inscription/a9fdcc608923f1ac8e45548973ce405488b9a42b739a82b1ee8d36eed7717edbi0

anyone figured out this "ord" software to use inscriptions?

Made it index fully. How do you raise fees for your transaction? Sent a pic but got the fees very low now it's stuck in limbo.

>>53562542
>>53562559

This is Satoshi's vision.

>>53538012
So this is what creg is reduced to? Attacking Bitcoin with jpegs because his vexatious lawsuits didn't work?

>>53563901
kek

>>53562874
lmao, believe or not some maxipads will argue that this is indeed satoshi's vision.
they completely lost focus on what cryptocurrency was supposed to solve.

Someone just minted CP. Is there any way to report it on the blockchain? Stuff like this will be used by the gov to attack BTC.

firefox (through google safe browsing) just blocked ordinalswallet.com.

https://transparencyreport.google.com/safe-browsing/search?url=ordinalswallet.com

>>53554903
you're confused about the technicals here but i dont care enough to explain it to you

>>53567284
based

btc is gonna be flooded with cp

>>53568612
>>53566667
fucking knew it

also this is basically a specialized use case of the ideas behind COMB.

>>53532266
Did they pay for the fee? Then it's ok lol

>>53556550
Calm the fuck down. Theyre paying transaction fees and the transactions are valid without double spending. The narrative will always switch between
>Fees will be too high because the blocks are congested, so people won't use it. (Nobody goes there, it's too crowded)
and
>Fees are too low, lowing miner security.

>>53551769
Sell. Don’t get emotional about some stupid fucking coin, get your money

>>53566667
This was the killswitch all along.

fuck

Stay rekt

FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>NIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>TOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>AAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>53567284
>668
>the neighbor of the beast

>>53554903
he mined the block himself and prioritized his own low-fee transaction, ie - he got lucky. competition prevents this idiotic anti-economic troll behavior

>>53532785
encourages users to use lightning
which encourages privacy
which is good

there u go
https://ordinals.com/inscription/c834d922d4302361400ceb95e3bcc0393b43d10c3cabe818c6faf2eb00da9c28i0

>>53572659
>
>

So... How much CP and gore has already been uploaded to bitcoin?

>>53572659
>encourages users to move to the increasingly centralized Venmo 2.0
>which encourages even worse privacy
Brilliant anon.

>>53556550
What >>53568911 said, it's no different from scribbling on a dollar bill. People can put very useful documents on there, too. I'm sure that /biz/ will continue to FUD Bitcoin regardless because this board is full of retard gamblers—fiat maximalists at heart.
>>53555778
Monero is very good for buying bitcoin

>>53550261
nice


https://ordinals.com/inscription/cc9d5057f8fa833061cdc514adab1b8710ffc5e296a83c74132178da063bdecci0

most of you faggots don't even know who the guy in the photo is

>>53572690
hahaha I have some really good long farts I'd love to upload to the blockchain

>>53537999
This world sucks.

>>53553253
Wikileaks keys still lurking in there, in layers.

>>53571637
holy based

>>53556550
Bitcoin got hijacked ages ago.
It’s just a living meme that ended up being the backbone to all of this and it’s of course neglected and raped into pieces as scheduled.
Everything corrupts, these lines of codes are not set in stone, they are literally set in sand.

>>53571550
>>53571637
Just a wetback grifter with gucci bags.
You zoomers are mentally raped forever.

>>53574429
>>53568618
Actually zero. So far there's only one cheese pizza. An actual pizza for people to eat.

Someone inscribed classified documents, it's over. Bitcoin blockchain is now illegal.

https://ordinalsbitcoin.com/inscription/354850fa30586e6dc0cf4317ee3553e311456e00bbe78d9302b12204cf7e6625i0

>>53556550

>>53574920
No, BTC sucks and it always did. Technology is replaced by newer, better stuff all the time. BTC maxis seem to think that's not the case...

Heck even Saylor who founded MicroStrategy, world renown for being a failure in Y2K crash bubble of worthless shite, and a failure in producing anything worthwhile is absolutist maxipad on BTC, which proves my statement is right. It should ring alarm bells when someone as fucking clueless as that is so sure of themselves. That cunt is buying the top of a dying technology.

>>53556550
>Is this really what you envisioned when dreaming of the future of finance?
Yeah actually, it is.

>>53575663
>BUY HIGH
>SELL LOW

MicroStrategy

>>53562874
>Satoshi's vision
Sniff of Satoshi

>>53536671
No they don't you absolute dumb fuck, the majority of the NFT space is a scam. Its for the rich to launder money, and move money under the guise of "ART" I'm sure there's legitimate artist in the space but to believe that people are paying $45k for this shit out of love of the art is so incredibly stupid.

oh no someone is making NFTs on a layered system of bitcoin , everyone run!

>>53576226
retard. unless this is pasta, some people want to make money. nobody cares about your goblidy gook rationalization
le jews amirite?

>>53575796
wow they did tax loss harvesting this is insane

>>53556550
>your spam txs are adversely effecting users in developing nations’ ability to use the network by jacking up fees
And that's a good thing!

>>53577561
i believe the nigerians also have figured out how to use segwit. not that I defend bitcohen.

>thread hangs around for 3 days
>250 posts
/biz/ is as dead as btc

>>53580111
checked and kekked and rekt and glen bekt and nekt

>>53577640
does this anime girl ever get naked?

>>53556550
>but your spam txs are adversely effecting users in developing nations’ ability to use the network by jacking up fees
good, fuck niggers

It is not the death of Bitcoin, it's the death of cheap transactions and empty blockspace. There's not enough data here to kill Bitcoin -- if you have enough Bitcoin to fill up a block and outbid everyone for that space, then you can do whatever you want with it.

>>53574459
are you retarded anon?

lightning is 100% private

>>53571550
>https://transparencyreport.google.com/safe-browsing/search?url=ordinalswallet.com

I love you Richard. Keep twerking.

>>53537118
... lol jesus christ you retard it's a word from math meaning you can put things in a specific order... i hope you're kidding cause I actually chuckled

>>53537123
Lol the entire tradfi market is run by occult perverts, gladly would die on the "bitcoin is CP" hill... what a load of shit

We can have this discussion after we gas literally everyone in Epstein's black book / Dutroux / Pizzagate

>>53556550
People will get bored and stop spending on dickbutts. Isn't arbitrary onchain data already caused / made available by taproot anyway? Are you saying get rid of taproot scripting?

Have you never seen a piece of paper of the Queen with a cock scribbled on it? Relax.

>>53568652
what's COMB

>>53574991
this... Assange and Satoshi discussed arbitary data, people don't seem to notice or remember

Isn't the data in segwit omitted when you prune the chain down to Merkel trees?

This thread has been up for 3 days? The bottom is in

>>53536067
They're all non monetary transactions because BTC is worth $0. Just because you gave up $ to get BTC doesn't mean it's worth any money. It just means you're a rube.

>>53556550
epic bait

>>53584146
Cope and seethe nocoiner. I'm retired thanks to Bitcoin

>>53552658
this was a lucky block mined 2 minutes after the previous, people saying bitcoin is dead because of this just dont understand the math at play here

>>53556550
>(almost 3 years!)..
you had me for a second there
kek

>>53536517
Every single poster including you is a braindead tourist. There's been cp on btc since 2011. Nothing about this retarded shit is even new.
As high traffic applications move to alternatives like LN the same "attacks" that were being done in 2011 like storing data on the chain will be relatively cheap to do again. It's all braindead cashy and bsv shit that accomplishes nothing, you're paying for an immutable record of your retardation to be preserved forever.

>>53585866
>lightning network
kill yourself nig

>>53585006
Not a no coiner, I own BTC. I'm just not delusional about it's worth. I'm speculating about its worth it dollars. Just like you did. If you're retired, it's because of dollars that you bought a house and other real things with.

>>53585884
Imagine being so fucked in the head that you get this mad over someone mentioning a protocol.
Why are you retards here? You never made any money and hate everything about the technology. So why not simply spend your time with something else?

>>53585915
Again, why are you retards even talking about crypto when you don't understand anything about anything? You're the dumbest creatures that have ever existed, no redeeming qualities or hint of thought at all.

>>53585942
Lightning is shit and a centralised ghost chain that has nothing to do with bitcoin, kill yourself for giving it legitimacy

>>53585990
You're a retard that will never say anything approaching a structured thought. Why do retards like you consistently repeat propaganda meme as if you know what you're talking about? You know you don't. You know you're a useless retard that has never predicted anything correctly in his life.

>>53586024
>Consistently repeat propaganda meme
Syntaxically incorrect, the correct English is:
>Consistently repeat a propaganda meme

Here the ESL tries to lecture and school me on crypto lmao

>>53586060
This is how useless all you retards actually are. Is this the spelling board? Even when it comes to spelling you're retarded.
The intent was:
>retards like you consistently repeat propaganda memeS

>>53586163
Lmao dance for me ESL dance!

>>53586184
Are you capable of putting together some hint of thought? I wanted all you experts that have gathered here to correct me on the actual subject. Strange how all these experts spamming the board know nothing about the history of btc or anything else.

>>53552366
Everything nice must come to an end....

...EXCEPT MONERO

>>53586238
Here the ESL attempts to communicate. We need UN translators to figure out what he’s saying.

>>53586266
A single windows 0-day can give me complete control over the network.
>>53586286
You're not trying to communicate. You know any real discussion would just reveal more about how braindead you are.

>>53553138
It's irrelevant, the block was mined according to the rules.

>>53586310
Come on then, do it.
>Shut the fuck up
Oh, you can't.

>>53586310
>would just reveal more about
The correct English is
>would just reveal more info about

Places to learn English are
Duolingo
Babelfish
Rosetta Stone

>>53586383
gb2r you sperg

>cherry picking one word that's dubious at best

>>53586374
I'm not a criminal. Address the logic retard. Under PC mining the one that controls the most PCs controls the network and PCs are vulnerable.
>>53586383
This is not a business letter. That you can "correct" it means the information was conveyed.

>>53586426
>That you can "correct" it means the information was conveyed.
This may make sense in your monkey language but not in English.

>>53586468
If you don't understand that sentence it can only be because you're retarded. Dumb AI gets it.

>>53586489
>it can only be
The correct phrase is
>it’s because

The curious and bizarre word choices this poster makes are a dead giveaway he’s an ESL. This follows you when you’re making what you think are anonymous posts but it’s clear some ESL retard is posting.

>>53585964
I'm sorry you have no argument, just name calling. What's it like to be thoroughly impotent? What will the future be like with double digit IQ billionaires such as yourself clinging feebly to life for way too long? Exciting times.

>>53586622
>It's because
Means something completely different. None of your "corrections" have corrected anything.
You're right that this is my third language and I deliberately avoid sounding like monolingual retards like you. That I don't sound like you is not some gotcha, you're just posting reminders that you can't think independently about any subject.
>>53586691
Why do you think subhuman parasites like you deserve anything more? In your post you pretend an asset with market value has no value and then pretend a dollar does. You have no mind.

>>53588122
>ESL finally admits he's an ESL
Good, I'm glad we've got through to you

>>53588166
I never even implied I was a mindless anglo. What is wrong with your brain? If you think this is le clever epic trolling you are underage or actually mentally disabled.

>>53588228
Here the ESL attempts to communicate. Give him time guys.

>>53588254
You're too dumb to even use this dumb meme in a way that makes sense.
>haha you know 4 languages while I don't even know 1

>>53588345
>you know 4 languages while I don't even know 1
Now the ESL says he only knows one language kek. It's common for ESL's to get pronouns mixed up.

>>53588399
>le epic trolling to divert the attention of my fragile ego away from how retarded I am
You will never figure out how to think.

>>53588524
>le epic trolling to divert the attention of my fragile ego away from how retarded I am
>You will never figure out how to think.

This is how ESL's write.

>>53588554
ESL's dominate you in everything you try including creatively using your own language. Anglos are over, you have nothing to offer.

>>53588644
>ESL is forced to abandon his monkey language and lectures me on how he’s the best.
Imagine being so powerful other nations bow before you and abandon their monkey language just to speak to you.

>>53580111
This thread will be up in 2024. Biz is dead as fuck!

Posting in epic bread, the box is open.
R.I.P. Bitcoin core users!

>>53588750
>anglo goys gloating over destroying Europe for money again
I wonder what makes all of you so inherently evil.

who gives a flying fuck about POW kek, it's gonna die pretty soon and you will be trading btc sub 10k for the rest of your life. CME boss said back in 2018 "we will tame bitcoin" and tame it they did. Thanks For playing goy. You really thought an asset, with a fkn unknown founder, will take over the (((banks))). Don't make me laugh.

>>53589633
The seethe XD

>>53589656
>who gives a flying fuck about the only solution to the byzantine generals problem

>>53532313
>Let me pay someone for a stupid JPEG, I want to throw my money into the bin!

That's what you sound like

>>53589810
>seethe
Yes. You're destroying everything good and subverting everything right. That makes me angry. If you were a healthy human you would be angry too but you're an anglo so nothing happens in your mind, just memes, "XD" over and over.

>>53588228
Will it has gone on all day and you keep coming back for more.

>>53589895
>If you were a healthy human you
>He says whilst speaking English
Irony is lost on ESL's

>>53589926
You're too dumb to understand any other language or even English words referencing slightly complex ideas like irony. The subversive global anglo enterprise I already mentioned made you a retard and helped teach me English while teaching you nothing. How can your diseased mind frame that as some kind of victory for you?

>>53590070
>The ESL's bitter seethe as he calls anglos retards whilst speaking in English.
You ESL's are exactly like black people.

>>53590193
What is the structure of this argument? Do you know any other language?

>>53590262
No, because the world bows to me. I am God.

>>53590315
I see. So the only glimmer of hope you found to feed your ego in this conversation is based on taking pride in your lack of knowledge rooted in your nations warcrimes against groups you constantly claim to identify with despite consistently favoring their enemies. Cool world-destroying derangement you have there anglo scum.

>>53590351
>Warcrimes
Lol you're black

>>53590477
You're so braindead you don't even get the reference? Why do anglos proudly call that guy "Bomber" Harris?

>>53590643
Lol the ESL knows intricate knowledge of my own history. We are the master.

>>53538412
taint your coins and then send them to high profile people to get them banned from every exchange

Would you raging nigger faggots stop shitting up this thread and board? We're busy laughing at the retarded maxi pads raging at shit posters taking advantage of taproot. And sharing our favorite on-chain shit posts

Bump for some reason