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Linkfags down so bad they eating cat food? Lmaooooo

>>53548448
I had no other way to save money.

>>53548270
That’s really sad.

>>53548476
Weird larp tho beans and rice is cheaper then cat food

>>53548587
I buy it in bulk and it's just $2 per kg.
But it's not very good quality. The fancy one is way too expensive.

>>53548628
This sounds less about a crypto investment and more about your fetish for cat food. Can you just be honest with yourself anon? You like eating cat food. Or you like the way it makes you gag or the way it stings your nostrils or the cuts on your fingers when the tuna juice spills out over the lid and onto your lap. I don't know much anon, but I know you need to come to terms with this before the cat's out of the bag

>>53548693
Shut up, no I don't. It's decent if you heat it up in a pan and spread it on some bread though. It allows me to save a good $200 a month in human food.

This is so pathetic no one even wants to fud Link in this thread.
Anon, there are resources out there to help you eat better.

>>53548628
DRY rice is cheaper than that, and gets even cheaper per weight when rehydrated
Chicken is (was?) anywhere from $1-$4/lb depending on where you live, but you don't neeeeed nearly as much as carbs.

>>53548792
Beans’ll help stretch out your protein as well. Chilis, soups can be real cheap with canned tomatoes/veggies and dried herbs/spices.

>>53548843
Stop mocking my struggle.

>>53548792
But rice needs some sort of condiment, I can't eat plain rice, and any condiment will shoot up the price past the one of cat food. And rice has too few nutrients, no way to survive only on that.

>>53548270
why is that image?

>>53548587
kek, linkies are stinkies that's for sure

>>53548964
What are you having for lunch OP?
Timestamp your meal or larp.

>>53548964
You'll probably die soon if what you say is true either way so... might as well eat some human food once a week
but i think if this isn't larp then it's just a cat food fetish like TLC strange addiction.

>>53549012
I already ate today. I only eat one meal per day because it's easier to force myself to eat one big bowl than to have multiple meals.

>>53549066
Ok lets see your stash of cat food then

>>53549096
Upper pallet is the pork flavored one, I need to buy another pallet soon. Bottom is the tuna one. I dont like it much because it stings my eyes.

Posting from phone so maybe my id will be different.

>>53549203
Each pallet is 9.6 kg (24 cans of 400 grams each, I eat 2 per day in a single meal) and costs 20€.

>>53549203
>its real
Anon i..........

>>53549248
For the first few weeks I had diarrhea pretty much every day, then my body adjusted.

Added benefit is that I lost a lot of weight (27 kg in 2 years). I was chubby so that's good.

And I managed to buy about 450 LINKS at an average price of about $12. So my strategy worked.

>>53549203
Find god , seriously

Be sure to take profits and not ride it 90% down like people still holding it from last time.

>>53549203
>Professional

>>53549321
I don't need God, I need more LINK. I'm almost at 600 total. In the next run that should be enough to make it.

>>53549203
holy shit my sides

>>53549366
how about getting a second job, anon?

>>53549391
I refuse to work for other people and endure all that customers-coworkers-boss bullshit. It's undignified. I don't take orders from anyone.

>>53549386
there's nothing funny, it worked as intended. You need to make sacrifices to gain something.

>>53549366
>not even 1000 for all of this suffering
Anon...

>>53549441
If in the next run it will really go to 1k-2k, then 600 are gonna be enough.

>>53549436
Oh you don’t work. You’d rather sacrifice your health and dignity with cat food than some temporary work.
Nevermind, enjoy the cans.

>>53549295
My guy... I normally fud4fun, you need to stop asap. Theres a reason they sell this food to cats.. Theres not even a word for this kind of food, goyslop is fine dining compared to this slop. Imagine food so terrible its not even fit for mcdonalds. You are basically speed running giving yourself cancer. And for what 400 fucking link? Imagine if link moons and you find out youre about to die.
Youre better off living in your car as a hobo like some other bizfags have. Or maybe buy 10 less link a month? Like holy shit nigger

>>53549460
Waging means sacrificing your dignity. Living like you choose to means keeping it.

I'm not concerned with the judgement of the weak minded. I decide my own rules.

>>53548693
Fucking kek

>>53548759
The other poster is right you sick fuck, you probably dress up as a cat everytime you eat

>>53549469
It's not that bad if you heat it up. Living in a car would kill me in winter, it gets cold here.

>>53549494
Shut up, weak willed faggot. You don't deserve to make it.

Just for you op, I won't post the chart itt. Shit...

>>53549509
>It's not that bad if you heat it up.
imagine the smell

>>53549550
Smells like discipline and making it. Your sperm is water.

>>53549509
The taste doesnt matter.. Youre just eating the leftovers of what cant be sold for human consumption. And that bar is already very low.
Youre eating rotten meat and tumors and who knows what else.

Just go sell your plasma that should supplement your cat food savings

>>53549583
Can't sell plasma or blood or sperm in my country. Donations are all free.

>>53549623
You're eating value brand cat food in the third world? My nigga, let's find you another way.

>professional
Why is there a professional grade cat food?

Is someone screencapping this one?

>>53549656
>value brand cat food
No, that shit is expensive, something like 8€ per kg. It's delicious but no way I could afford it. I buy mine in bulk because it's the cheapest kind I could find.

OP just shoplift food, if you dont get caught you get free food. If you do get caught you get too stay in jail for a month with 3 meals a day

>>53549583
you know cat food anon might be on to something.

>>53549713
Our jails are full of africans and rumenians and albanians. No thank you.

>>53549697
I don't know why it's called "professional", it's the cheapest one I could find. 2€ per kg. It's probably just empty marketing.

I still think this may be a ruse and anon just took a picture of what he feeds his cat, but it could just be me in denial.
But if real, anon won’t work so it’s on him.

>>53549791
I hope its fake for his sake.
>eating cat food for 2 years for 400 link

>>53549791
Waging is undignified slavery. Just because you've been convinced by (((them))) that it's a decent way to live, doesn't mean it's true. Think with your head.

>>53549815
It's 2023, the standards for even pet food are high enough. I probably won't die. I just have the occasional bout of diarrhea and heartburn because of the monotony of the diet.

>>53549456
I really hate to break it to you anon - and this is coming from a link maxi - we'll be lucky to hit 50 again and stay there, 100 is probably not going to happen. A 1000? I'm sorry for your loss anon

>>53549849
>100 is probably not going to happen
Why? What makes you say that? That can't be, it wouldn't even be a 2x from previous ATH. It can't be.

>>53549203

>>53549509
Based Catfood-anon

>>53550031
WAGMI, fren. But only if we're willing to pay the price.

>>53549203
I just dumpster dive at grocery stores.
they throw away perfectly fine food for no reason.
I lockpick the dumpster and then fill up my van
If I need cash I look for cars with expensive catalytic converters and take them to resell online.

with that lifestyle I have accumulated over 40000 Chainlink tokens.

>>53550111
>nigger lifestyle
I prefer to stay out of prison.

>>53550111
>40000 Chainlink tokens.
How??? That's impossible!!!

PUT ME IN THE SCREEN CAP
>>53549203
>>53549757
>>53548270
>>53548628
>>53549066

>>53550127
>I prefer to stay out of prison.
nobody actually cares that you take trash from a dumpster at 2AM and in the last 10 years I had nobody ever complain about it. they literally throw everything away even it its still perfectly fine to eat and the packaging is still sealed. some of that food can still be stored for weeks even months. and they throw it away.

same with the catalytic converters, nobody really cares if you take them because cars drive better without them, you are actually helping the owner getting more bang for his bucks.
1 catalytic converter can sell for 900€+ a pop or more and on a good day I can fill up my entire van with them.

>How???
I started accumulating early

Op, make a video of you eating a whole can of cat food in your preferred style and I will send you 5 link. 5 link isn't much I know, but not bad if you eat anyways

>>53550213
>nobody really cares if you steal pieces from their cars
Ok Tyrone.

>>53550275
30 links and you've got a deal.

>>53550167
I don't see how this is screencap worthy. It's not like I'm mugging people or prostituting myself. It's just cat food. Your goyslop is probably less healthy and 10x more expensive.

>>53550462
they really dont, one time I was about to take a catalytic converter and when I got under the car I realized I had taken that cat YEARS ago.
he didnt fail his mandatory inspection and nobody cared it was missing.
and as I said the car works better without a catalytic converter. once its out your car starts kicking like a Mule with duct tape around his balls

>>53548964
Here comes the aeroplane. nyyyoooooom

>>53550702
Shut up. I'm gonna be rich and you're gonna stay a poorfag.

>>53550725
based if true, you will go down in history like the other homeless anon who went heavily into link. This is an interesting play, get at least 2000 LINK and you'll be set for life. You staking?

>>53550847
I don't trust staking. I don't really understand how it works and I will never give someone else access to my linkies. Look what happened to greedy fags with Celsius and other scams.

>2000 LINK
That would take me 6-7 more years...

>>53549541
Oh, you mean this chart.

Don’t you dare shield OP from the truth, anon, this cat food fuck has a gambling addiction that needs to be brought to life

>>53551803
>gambling
It's a financial strategy and it's working.

>>53551883
Your “strategies” might work, but your organs sure as hell won’t when you’re done. What if it takes 20 years to hit your target? 30? 40?

>>53551910
It will not. LINK will be at least $1k by 2025.

>>53551936
What if it doesn’t?

Why link specifically? What makes it so special?

Why are you just now making a thread like this?

>>53551992
Because LINK is a paradigm shift and now we're at the start of a new bullrun.

>>53552036
>paradigm shift
Do you even know what that means?

>>53552099
It's a shift in paradigm.

>>53549203
>Schizo nigger larping about eating cat food for gibs and sympathy when he's clearly some rich fucking nigger
I hate this board beyond words can describe.

>>53552170
>clearly some rich fucking nigger
I'm white as snow and what the hell makes you think I'm rich??

>>53552187
You're Egyptian spending 5 dollars a can on fucking cat food.
Cat foods not even that expensive in the states It's how I know you fucking nigger and your skins as brown as a pajeet fuck you and your pretend struggling you have no idea what pain is but you're gonna feel it nigger.

>>53549436
NIGGER YOU ARE EATING CAT FOOD YOU HAVE NO PLACE TO TALK ABOUT DIGNITY, LAY OFF THIS PLACE IT HAS DESTROYED YOUR BRAIN

>>53552246
It's literally a fucking rich Egyptian nigger trying to get someone to fucking give him money this nigger is buying his cats pallets of very expensive cat food, fucking dumb nigger OP.

>>53552216
>Egyptian
Egyptian are niggers. I'm white, faggot. Europe is far whiter than 54% Muttmerica, shart.

>>53552216
>5 dollars a can
Nigger I clearly said that 24 cans are just 20 euros.

Fucking illiterate nigger incapable of even reading you fucking retarded nigger you're the niggest nigger in all of niggerland (the USA).

>>53552279
No you aren't and you aren't fooling me nigger, you're in a hornets nest of extremely intelligent people way beyond your grasp of reality now get fucked and get off my board now.

>>53552291
I don't listen to a reddit spacing narcissistic fucking nigger jeet, I did the research 24 cans is 130 USD before taxes and shipping, unless you live in Egypt where this is made and primarily sold which is exactly where you're at I can see it.

>>53552260
>rich
>Egyptian
>trying to get someone to fucking give him money
>very expensive cat food
What the fuck are you on, you fucking schizo?
1) I didn't ask for money.
2) I'm white and european.
3) The cat food I buy is 2€ per kg.
4) I'm most certainly not rich.

Is it fun to completely make shit up?
The egyptian part is especially weird.

>>53552246
Accepting your oppressors' propaganda makes you undignified.
Rejecting it like I do makes me dignified.

Keep waging for the rest of your life because ((they))) told you to live like this and you believed it.
Cattle.

>>53552307
>I did the research 24 cans is 130 USD before taxes and shipping, unless you live in Egypt where this is made and primarily sold
Kek if this how you "do your research" on crypto I'm not surprised you're a seething menstruating tranny. You probably bought ObamaSonichu or Pregnantbutt.

I am not in Egypt, gigantic cum guzzling gaylord.

>>53552318
Fuck
>>53552334
Off
>>53552347
Schizo
>>53552318
Nigger
>>53552334
Jeet
>>53552347
Beggar

>>53552296
>a hornets nest of extremely intelligent people
Oh god the cringe... the cringe is so powerful...
I thought underaged faggots were banned here.

>>53552357
How about YOU fuck off from my thread, piece of shit? You came here to act tough and smart, got exposed for the mongoloid that you are, and now you're shitting up everywhere and kvetching like a mentally ill schizo tranny.

Nobody is forcing you to post here. Suck my ass and then fuck off.

>>53552371
>>53552359
Nigger I hope you and your cats get poisoned or you all get eaten by some niggers rabid pitbull now get off my fucking board you tourist nigger beggar.

>>53552381
Fuck off mongoloid little shit. In real life you'd be pissing yourself like the little cowardly shit that you are.

Maybe stop trading like a moron and losing money, so you'll PMS less.

>>53552381
>beggar
Point out where I have begged for money, piece of shit. Go on, point it out.

Piece of shit.

>>53549203
You are a pure legend catboy.

>>53552538
>>53552425
>>53552410
Fuck off nigger samefaggot stop bumping your shitty fucking thread nobody is buying it, buy a gun with your cat food profits and blow your god damn brains out you foreign fucking nigger.

oatmeal anon was genuine, this is a grifter

>>53552620
Who cares? It's one of the funniest threads on /biz/ right now.

>>53552638
No it's not you're not funny, you're a schizophrenic samefaggot next you'll be namefagging and dressing in women's clothing.

You don't belong here, your humor also doesn't fit.
We won't have funny threads till all these nigger grifters find a new line of work.

>>53552553
Still here? I told you to leave, little shit. You can eat my ass one last time, ok, but then you need to fuck off.

>>53552660
>"NOOOO STOP FINDING IT FUNNY I SAY IT'S NOT FUNNY STOP STOOOOOP! ANYONE AGREEING IS SAMEFAGGING! I'M NOT A SCHIZO TRANNY!"
Didn't I tell you to leave, little shit? Go have your mental breakdown somewhere else. Now.

>>53549203
ygmi

>>53552836
Nope

>>53553665
I will make it just to spite you.

>>53548270
You're the coolest anon ever. I feel sad but not about you rotting your insides eating literal poison for cats so you have money to buy probably the worst performing erc20 meme shitcoin this planet has to offer, no. I feel sad because I'll never have a friend as cool and funny as you. You owned biz with this thread. You're the man, anon. This thread is absolute purrfection

>>53548476
>Eating cat food
>Link holder
Seems about right.

>>53548628
What brand is it? Thinking about getting into pet food myself
>t. Currently homeless

>>53549203
I mean this dude could literally just have a cat. How is everyone so gullible?

>>53553787
Maybe we’re just bored and want to believe in a tragedy

>>53549244
>Each pallet is 9.6 kg (24 cans of 400 grams each, I eat 2 per day in a single meal) and costs 20€.

Ive never laughed so much in my life.

>>53553803
There’s like 30 tragedies from /biz/ a year and even more if you browse multiple boards. I remember the guy who bet 6 btc on trump winning. You get used to them

>>53548476
you should just adopt free pets that need a new home. free meat and you can sell whatever items that came with them.

>>53549203

>>53549845
My man is eating cat food and talking about dignity. This is pure gold.

OP literally just works at a pet shop

>>53549203
what the fuck is wrong with you retard

>>53553825
Newfag. Also
>betting on an election
Top kek, that shit’s more rigged than crypto. Did he kill himself yet?

>>53553933
I swear, some of you bizraelies love to lose

>>53553933
Newfag? The guy who bet on the election? Lmao back then if you even implied trump could lose in some fashion they called you a shill/jew/fed whatever. I still remember how smug he was acting in the thread. Not as bad as luigi.finance though. Now that was a tragedy.

>>53554061
Luigi finance?

>>53554061
No I’M the newfag, sorry.

>>53554096
Here we fucking a-go

>>53554183
>>53554096
>>53554061
Seems to be some kind of NFT, or “rarible” as it’s called

>>53554250
Twas before NFTs…

>>53554271
But still an NFT in spirit. Let me guess: it rugged.

Just a thought OP: have you tried switching it up and getting dog food? I’d imagine it would have to be more calorie dense and probably just as cheap if you get the walmart branded shit.

>>53554061
>Lmao back then if you even implied trump could lose in some fashion they called you a shill/jew/fed
To be fair that turned put to be an accurate statement

>>53554418
Yes but I heard that its quality is even lower than cat food's because cats are pickier. Also, I couldn't find any brand cheaper than 2€ per kg.

>>53552660
Shut up faggot. This is the best /biz/ thread of 2023 so far
Better then dogefuckassAI coin scam and "how do i profit from being a faggot" frog posts

>>53554653
How are you not larping? Here in USA you can buy cans of chilli and beans for 2$ a can, and it has 400-600 calories. 2$ is pretty much the same as 2£

>>53554719
Not here. Human food is way more expensive than cat food. And it has fewer vitamins and minerals. Cat food has the advantage of being made with meat, bone fragments, organ residues, etc. It's a lot more complete. I asked a nutritionist (I didn't tell her I was planning to eat it myself, I pretended that I was writing a story about a castaway that needed to survive on only one kind of food for a few years.)

>>53554719
>2$ a can
My cans of cat food are 82 cents per can.

>>53551936
Link is a good web3 project just like Ore, $1k by 2025 is based, I'm expecting it to do well too

>>53555177
Based hopeposter.

>>53552682
He wants to fucking enjoy the trolling here

>>53555231
I don't get why everyone is kvetching like that. People have done much worse shit for crypto. I just eat cat food.

>>53554280
Maybe it's some Ore NFT

>>53555248
He's a motherfucker

>>53555422
And a catfucker too probably

>>53555799
Hahahaha, obviously

>>53555279
What's that for, maybe another shitty jpeg?

>>53554096
A DeFi project?

>>53555177
RANJESH IS SHILLING HIS BAGS IN A THREAD ABOUT THE OP LITERALLY EATING CAT FOOD EXCLUSIVELY TO ACCUMULATE CHAINLINK

>anon posts $200 in cat food
>150 replies
>meanwhile nobody even upvotes me
I'm going back to /out/, they at least ban me for larping over there

>>53557580
Nigger 140 replies are from OP.
This shits beyond dead just a few schizos propping it up.

>>53548270
I'm starting to accumulate other web3 tokens like ORE.

>>53553866
He's a poor pajeet

>>53555974
Not at all, it's actually used to manage access control for off-chain APIs.

>>53548270
How much link

>>53548628
kek if true

>>53549203
Dry cat food objectively tastes much better than wet cat food to humans. And dry food is also cheaper. Bad Larp

>>53549729
>You WILL eat your government subsidized cat food
>And you WILL like it

>>53561267
>OP’s government right now.

>>53559816
I'm fucking white, faggot.

>>53562292
Where do you live?

>>53562335
In Mumbai.
Why this threads still up is beyond me, OP isn't even good at being a beggar.

>>53562349
Not you, asshole

>>53562335
>>53562349
In Western Europe, stupid pieces of shit.

>>53562349
>being a beggar.
Your mother is a beggar (for my cum), you shitstain.

>>53560566
>Dry cat food objectively tastes much better than wet cat food to humans.
Are you also eating cat food? How do you know with this much certainty?

My problem is that dry food isn't as nutritious.

>>53562739
>Western Europe
So you’ve been fucked since the day you were born. Eating catfood doesn’t make that much of a difference then.

>>53548628
this nigga eating friskies

>>53548270
>I can't eat cat food for one more year
i know this is a meme but cat food is expensive you'd be better off buying bulk rice and dried beans to save money

>>53548270
Get a sack of poultry wheat and sprout it. I make it for my chickens and sometimes eat some it's pretty good. Better than goyslop

>>53549323
Chads always take profits anon. I remember doing it on Cake back in 2021 and next stop is Ride and Egld from Elrond which are showing potential

>>53548270
if the "utility" isn't driving up the price now then what makes you think it will happen in the future when there's more utility? This tokens price is held up by pure speculation.