/biz/ - Business & Finance

think I'll start DCA'ing into SQQQ

lol lmao

>futures

>>53551002
That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my entire life

i think its pretty impressive how my gambling streak isnt hitting 50% wins and losses im at like 10% actually getting a win

>>53551014
nice inverted bart

Bobo
You are the normie now
You ARE the dumb money
Do you understand? Everything you think you know is priced in.
Bad earnings are bullish. It means rate cuts sooner. Less consumption is bullish for the same reason.
You dumb fucken brown bear.

>earnings are fine/good
>technicals say the bear market is clearly over
>market showing insane strength
What's the next bear case again? First it was rates, then yields, then DXY, and now earnings is debunked.

What's the next recession cope?

I lost a lot of money today probably. However I sorta fertilized my shrooms with my blood
they will grow strong.

>>53551041

>we simply couldn’t meet all of our orders people live iPhones so much!
>BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

>>53551042
>earnings are fine/good
No they arent

So bull bros is the crash finally here does Bobo finally get to cum or what

>>53551042
Earnings were terrible though.

>>53551042
CPI feb 14

Boboids still believe the market moves based on fundamentals, they don't understand it only cares about causing max pain. The market will not stop pumping till the majority of people are bullish, the majority are currently still bearish.

>>53550984
DEATH TO BULLS!!!!!!

Regardless of price action, earnings by AMZN, GOOG, & AAPL today were fucking misrable. How the fuck is their REVENUE declining despiter HIGH INFLATION. Not to mention their costs are inflating at a rate far higher than the "official" inflation numbers. These big tech companies will soon not even be able to turn a profit, yewt they still have trillion dollar valuations. Absolute lunacy. And this is all before the effect of so many people recently losing their jobs and having even less money to spend.

Welp good thing I didn‘t short Apple.

I'm laughing so much at bobo right now. Everything is done to just make them prolapse through a double, if not triple anal.

Tomorrow it will probably dump for about 30 min, then pump into the weekend hard

>>53551059
>>53551050
Earnings were good, the market is always correct. Your personal opinion doesn't matter if it disagrees with the market, sorry bobo.

>>53551052
>>53551059
They kind of are tho. Expected. And caused by a supply chain that is healing. Forward thinking is how this works.

>bobos declared victory after -2% AH
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>53551047
Is this your first grow?

>>53551071
>Short apple
>you start looking at 300-400% gains on your short
>go order a prostitute
>she arrives, you are now broke

>>53551041
>Bad earnings are bullish. It means rate cuts sooner.
The final phase of the pivot mental illness. I expected irrational market behavior but I never thought it would get this ridiculous

>>53551065
Retard. Everyone is a permabull

>>53551070
The economy is almost the strongest it has ever been, you bobos don't live in reality you're in some schizoid delusion world inside your own mind.

>>53551083
>losing money is good if it makes the market pump
the absolute state

what do you call this chart?

>>53551041
was bobo for so long that i didnt realize reddit turned bobo.

It feels like stock markets are doing everything they can to piss off the fed so much that they will keep doing more hike rates with no pausing.

>>53551098
Wrong, retail was buying SQQQ at record levels throughout January. Twitter, stocktwits, r*ddit and any other online investment discussion board is still majority permabear doomers. Take your meds and dilate, bobo.

>>53551065
But max pain flipped to the downside earlier this week

>>53551109
Fig.1 Prolapsed bobo

>>53550984
People hate the boomers, but it was the pre-boomers in the 1940s who really fucked things up. Imagine going into an office and telling your secretary you need your dick sucked pronto and she's the woman for the job.

>>53551070
>bad news = good news
>good news = good news
What happened next? This isn't sustainable

So why did Apple spike back up

>>53551109
Classic inverted bart

>>53551093
Yes. Pumped 4cc of B+ into a growbag. I jest about the blood. When I was uncapping the needle I didn't realize the force with the gloves on so I pricked myself. Switched to the second needle but in the rush of pricking myself I forget to sterilize the needletip. Sprayed down the bag and then poked and now got it sitting.

>>53551109
stupid

>>53551083
>the market is always correct
>except when it has huge corrections be it wrongly pumped up too much
i do not believe in the efficient market theory.

>>53551129
Tim Apple spoketh to the peoples

>>53551129
>So why did Apple spike back up
Mumu retard strength buying the dip. There really is no other explanation

>>53551118
>>53551107
You'll get a 10% correction once we hit 5500 on SPX in a few months, remember to actually buy this time. You are probably one of those fags who refused to buy at the 3500 generational bottom last year though.
>>53551127
SPX 5000 by April.

>>53551129
Iphone struggles were supply related and would have grown otherwise.

>>53551127
This but unironically. The quicker companies shit the bed, the faster Jerome Powell can bring rates back down to zero and keep the inflation free money printer rolling.

>>53551121
>Fig.1 Prolapsed bobo

>>53551127
What bad news? Explain yourself. No amzn laying off ten thousand trannies is not bad news

We will get a pullback. The Sun will Square Uranus tomorrow. This is a bearish sign.

good day to be a SOXL sissy.

>>53551084
>if people expected companies to lose money it's okay because they knew it was happening
If that was the case they'd be going down though, not up, pricing in bad times instead of good times you fucking retard.
>forward thinking
This phrase is literally only spammed when WSB faggots are raiding /biz/. All the gay little phrases warren buttfit sold you on are fake, the market is only forward looking in the sense the money supply is endlessly increasing so the bidding will always go higher, otherwise 'forward looking' to a recession where people earn less and can afford less and pricing a stock higher on that basis is literally ass backwards.
>BUT THE RECESSION WILL BE OVER BY 2025
Okay and the market should price shit in in a year.

>>53551145
its the result of low liquidity and algos with too much ammunition for that liquidity while a bunch of leveraged longs and puts in the channel are practically the only liquidity. congrats apple is now a shitcoin

kek some freak owns privately tons of leopard tanks :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlprbqLyAq4

reminds me of this. real life Lord of War
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4n-8sYwAWI

>>53551109
The trab pattern

>>53551146
The high IQ take away from "the market is always correct" is that the market rights reality. Even if you are right, the market will make you wrong.
The market is ALWAYS RIGHT because reality is whatever the market determines.

And the market has determined that Bobo gets heemed.

So what are we shorting tomorrow bobros?
Coinbase? Carvana already shat the bed today it seems.

>>53551124
Uhh BASED?!!!

>>53551118
Max pain on QQQ is like $285 for tomorrow. S
Even splitting the difference from current price of $308 and thats $296.50 or so, that seems like such a stretch

>>53551172
It's forward looking when the outloo is bullish, few understand. You'll get it someday you zoomer permabear retard.

>>53551113
>>53551041
>You are the normie now
Anyone who says normie is the newfag and normalfag. It's so easy to not post it, but you always reveal you're coming here from WSB with your diamond hands memes because you can't fit in for the life of you.

>>53551176
Is that movie any good?

>>53551167
forward guidance = shit

>>53551041
i dont know who to believe anymore so im just cash until i know we are in the clear

>>53551065
The majority of redditors are bullish though, it's the hedge funds (the people who move the market) who are bears. It's so obvious this is a trap that when the market does a 180 to zero you'll be saying "this is impossible, I've been had" but JPM is there the whole time telling you "sell now".

>>53551167
Amazon barely broke even this quarter, and revised downward that they'd barely break even over the rest of the year. Their costs have far outpaced inflation. This is a 1.15 trillion dollar company that still can't turn a consistent profit

>>53551168
>pullsback 10 after going up 30
im gonna have to hold until CPI to really see some pain.

>>53551138
You should only squirt 1/3rd or 1/half of it per bag generally or it gets to much moisture and will rot and turn black, the mycelium will still usually win and beat the bacillus once you put it in a fruiting chamber with substrate

>>53551212
>the retailers are BTFOing the hedgies
Even you don't believe this, the market makers and algos are stealing retail's money, retail are permabears. Look at how much SQQQ retail bought in January.

>>53551129
Because they barely missed, but had growth on basically everything else.

>>53551212
>to 0
retard. everyone has been praying to be able to buy at 3200 or 2800. crazy bears talked about the mystical retrace to 1800. we got 3500, be happy

>>53551200
I can taste your seethe.
At the end of the day you lost money. You lit your money on fire. Dumbass.
Your first market is over.

>>53551212
Imagine taking advice from the people who’s job it is to make you broke lmfao

>>53551155
>>53551129
After hours movements are low volume and not particularly indicative of anything, hence why the market has been red several times at 4 AM this week and then flipped to hard green after 9:30 AM. Some little queer will type "cope" in response to my post (putting me 10% up on (You)s) but the truth is that the 'pricing in' will happen only after opening bell tomorrow and no amount of post-market fluctuations will matter.

But the stated reason is basically "if the economy wasn't fucked, we'd have made a profit" which is like saying "if my son got more oxygen at birth he wouldn't be a retard".

>>53551219
EPS doesn't mean they barley broken even retard. Look at the profit itself. EPS is adjected for how many shares a company has, it means nothing.

if there's one boomer I genuinely cannot stand, it is Charlie Munger. The guy has this smug attitude about how smart he is for being a simp for China and all of his quotes are shit.

>>53551219
Literally meaningless

I've gained three months of runway in two days
Six months if I'm counting retirement funds

>>53551212
Banks, CNBC, etc.
All their articles are designed to fuck you over. They do not benefit from you winning.
I sometimes read Seeking Alpha articles from independent people but other than that do your own research and go with you gut.

>>53551232
>literally just a bear meme edited
>iphone image
>redditor syntax

My paper trading shorts account got sent to the shadow realm today. UPST has some hefty down syndrome bred with retard strength in it.

We are in a recession if not a few weeks away...

I'm in love with the shape of BOBO. I'm loving with your body. Now my charts smell like you. oh i oh oho oho ho hih oho

>>53551241
Apple literally made 117 billion dollars they PRINT money, the market is forward looking towards their earnings in the next 5 years.

>>53551212
i hope it doesnt if only because i cannot stand that one faggot who always comes on saying "we are dumping on no news". i hate when he shows up so much

>>53551228
>they barely missed
Like when your dad was trying to pull out of your mom, but then 9 months later you cursed them with your existence.

>>53551252
why do you read them. All you need is a chart and an economic calendar

>>53551258
LEIs don't mean recession here, just normalization to a healthy growth rate.

>>53551254
>iphone image
Its called copy pasting you dumb bobo

How'd you enjoy the red dildo in your pathetic portfolio? I bet you won't short again. You don't have the balls.

>>53551263
Why are you so mad?

>>53551065
>>53551212
>>53551252

SQQQ was popular in January

TQQQ likely to be popular in the coming days if not already popular

>>53551201
Lord of war is a very good highly recommend. nicolas cage and jared leto play one of their best roles

hope you are buying your NVDA tranche

>>53551243
He's not a boomer, his kids are boomers. He's what the average 65yo boomer aspires to be, a 92yo telling his great-grandkids they just need to eat shit and deal with it while he gets jerked off by chinese prostitutes and feeds on baby blood to stay alive.

>>53551138
Feed me Seymour!

>>53551242
Clinically retarded or merely b8ing?

>>53551258
2 weeks?
yeah, cpi numbers are going to be probably the new narrative. truflation says small bump up, lets see where it is in one week

>>53551254
>iphone image
Absolutely bullish

>all of retail is bearish, so we'll keep going up!
meanwhile
>retail trading inflow just hit at an all time high
>call buying just hit at an all time high
the LOUDEST people are bearish, but the majority is buying into this rally.

reminder

>>53551254
>bobos are android virgins
Kek, seethe green text incel.

>>53551268
>it's not a recession, this is actually a bullish collapse of market indicators, look at my personal TA
It's a full moon in 3 days and I have 96,000 (used to be 170,000 but it's okay) dollars in shorts.

i will never long a stock again. i want to become a professional bobo after this embarrassment. I must train, learn the high beta stocks, assess cash supplies, understand the overbought volume. its like getting beat up too much so you choose to be a UFC fighter to show them what youre made of.

>>53551258
Come on be baby come on.... Im in love with the shape of BOBO... But my chart is telling me to go long... But last night bobo was in my room. now my room is covered with the smell of bobo's shit.. come on be my baby come on come on come on!

Every cnbc talking head, Bloomberg opinion, Economist, YouTube literally who, brain dead Twitter fag, YouTube comment, redditor... Is bearish.

That is why you will always lose money

>>53551289
AMD is squeezing right now because of all of the faggot bobos who piled into the short side, I love it. Suffer you piece of shit, I hope you die in minecraft.

>>53551296
Top- reddit
Bottom- 4chan

He does three times there the violent, terror-inducing rape (pic) which served as the basis for me getting kicked out of college. While the rape I put on her did not last more than a moment, the rape they put on me in return has not stopped yet and it's been almost 12 years.

I hate this fuckinh company like you wouldn't believe. Fuck these incompetent fucks

>>53551291
where? nyse and S&P500 were low volume. Only the NASDAQ was hot, though I suppose R2000 was doing volume, admit too noob to know where to look.

>>53551296
Based, I'm a bobo and this is how I talk in my ironic shitposting voice
Mumus are pseuds who are actually dumb af

>>53551242
>Sees operating income $0 to $4.0 billion
>$0 to $4.0 billion
>$0 to $4.0 billion
>$0 to $4.0 billion
Totally worth a trillion Dollar!!!

At what point will the delusional Bobos admit they were wrong? They coped @ $py 380, 390, 400…405…410….415… what will they say when we hit 420 tomorrow? 430 next Friday? When we are 450 by march? Will they finally admit it when we are at 500 EOY? My opinion is they hate money and care more about ego, that’s why they are naturally nasty pessimistic people. They suffer from a sort of defiance disorder. What a sad existence.

>>53551337
44

>>53551337
probably true to some extent. im too contrarian for my own good and dont trust the crowd.

>>53551337
They'll stop clogging up this general with shitty posts at 420, but they'll still lurk.
Then they'll finally fuck off back to a doomer subreddit at 450.

>everyone misses
>market pumps
Explain this to me please I am clearly retarded

>>53551329
I make jokes but I think that faggot is an actual redditor since he thinks -wall of text- is some big brain shit.

ASTS sucessful testing PR soon, pic related.

When the last bear dies. When every bear becomes a MUMU HOE. That is when I short. That is when I become the true contrarian. Don't forget. I called this rally.

I am the real michael burry. not that fake wannbe HACK CASSANDRA.

PS i am not short yet, but I will be getting ready to short really soon. You will have no idea how short I will be.

>>53551300
>im gonna become a bobo at the literal generational bottom

you're going to lose all of your money and go to debtor's prison and im going to celebrate it.

>>53551325
specifically retail trading volume as % of market volume peaked

If you just smiled over your X, you get this next play
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HKU4FOmt6k

>>53551309
This, we won't have a correction till the majority of them get bullish which won't happen till SPX is over 5000.

>>53551358
Retail doesn't move the market you dumb fucken bobo.

Due the Treasury's "extraordinary" debt ceiling aversion measures functioning as a new form of QE (as the Treasury drains its cash account at the Fed to avoid new, prohibited bond sales for funding the government), I think the market is going to go up until the debt ceiling gets raised in the summer. I think it is likely that equity markets will repeat this pattern from the BTC chart, reach the previous ATH's before crashing violently due to markets not liking the deal and the reality of the terrible fundamentals finally hitting home.

>>53551337
>13 posts by this IP
Calm down faggot

>>53551353
nah losing half your capital is big brain shit

>>53551358
They are buying inverse ETFs, bullish as fuck.

>>53551368
did I say that retail is causing this move or did I say that retail is bullish (which is normally a bad sign)?

>>53551014
heh

>>53551368
at 25% of the action, you're the dum fuc

>>53551319
I seriously doubt you are as personable and dashing as the French James Bond.

Why are mumus so angry when they are winning?

>>53551241
Cope.

>>53551358
sauce

Another day of green. Another day of Biden sending another 2.2 billion to Ukraine. (Never minding that pesky little thing called the debt ceiling and uh how we're getting close to not having the money to make the interest payments on over 31 trillion). But on the bright side; bagging time looms as they bicker right up to the brink of disaster; stocks will take a dump the closer to the edge we get.

>>53551354
There is a 30 something year old woman out there that earns 6 figures making tweets like this

>>53551347
nobody here is a fucking redditor.

>>53551337
Reminder.

>>53551380
>he doesn't know about dark pools
Dumb
Fucken
Bobo

>>53551377
I don't care what you said

>>53551350
God is punishing you for your sins.

>>53551357
you can short individual stocks, not just shorting the index you know. there are tons of stocks that are down during a bull market like penny stocks and bio stocks.

>>53551368
That's basically his point. It's basically always safe to bet against retail.

>>53551390
No but they will be after the bulls bully them out of 4chan

>>53551373
Seething redditor. Tomorrow you will hold my bag. I will use my silver dimes to buy your sister.

>>53551387
it's a JP Morgan post that I saw on twitter from Chanos.

I'm not bearish on the broader market, just specific equities.

>>53551350
Afterhours is irrelevant and probably manipulated

>>53551356
monday will be green and most bears will give up thinking that the market finally turned bullish for good.

>>53551383
they know what's coming and their bags are heavy

>>53551319
Lady justice is blindfolded because that is not supposed to matter in the administration of justice.

>>53551371

>>53551408
This post is so Asian, my hands went brown on the keyboard as I read it.

>>53551391
Haven’t seen that before but yes exactly what I notice too. Very odd behavior..
Thankfully bobos like that exists though. Just makes ya moon twice as fast.

>>53551406
fair enough, sometimes i go to stocktwits for hopium.

>>53551424

>>53551383
i guess nobody told you but we've been in a bear market for like a goddamn fucking year you dumbass

>>53551383
Because this is their life now.

> amzn , aapl

Huh mumusisters ? Did we get too cocky?

>>53551382
>>53551382
>iphone filename
All the Apple cultists in this thread are seething
>TIM SAID COMPANY GOOD, I PUT ALL MONEY IN COMPANY, IT HAVE TO GO UP!

>>53551470
its bullish.

>>53551473
Apple is literally the lifeblood of America, should be 400+ and will be very soon
Stay mad kiddo

>>53551391
Which is weird because September 13 2020 saw the market go down even more. So that guy got btfo until, like, october 7th.

>>53551401
>shorting pennyshits and bioshits

picking up pennies in front of a steamroller.

How has SunEddison been doing half a dozen years later? Have they learned what they needed to over that time?

>>53551383
Insecure

>green text chuds seething because they get no pussy
Buy an iphone already, android makes you look really creepy.

>>53551488
not really? most of those companies are shitty so statistically it would rarely turn against me.

>>53551497
This. Hahahahaha I don’t trust anyone with an android

>>53551497
t. Bought apple before earnings

>>53551460
And the market keeps getting worse. There isn't a 'timer' for when bear markets end, the recession will end when market conditions improve because hiring increases and demand goes up. As prices increase people will scale back their purchases and pay down debt instead, worse credit lines means less spending means collapsing demand over the next year, the market will continue downtrending while this is the norm regardless of recession pumps in the NASDAQ as soibois scream about how the FED will pivot and give out free money again.

>>53551486
I want this faggot on my team.

So, tomorrow we inverse, NYSE pops, and NASDAQ poops?

>>53551486
and for all you know he was buying during that time and holding and then reaped the rewards of the following massive bull run, what's your point? you can hold stocks as long as you like, kiddo.

Is this pump sustainable? It has been so long to see a rally last this long even to the point where it is violently pushing upwards like today and yesterday. I feel like I should sell a little bit in case there is a massive 2008 style crash that could happen right around the corner. Last years sell off has left me very paranoid and cautious about every rally we get.

>>53551497
I never carry a phone. How creepy am I?

>>53551473
I'd never buy an apple product but I'm still bullish on the stock
Who really gives a fuck, they make money off of retarded normalfags that's all that matters

https://vocaroo.com/16gr2Dbr5wuN

>>53551510
worked well for melvin capital until it didn't.

>>53551529
>is this pump sustainable
What is this a fucken renewable energy project?

There is unholy amount of cash sitting on the sidelines.

>>53551536
Less creepy than android users, as a woman I can tell you I and most women consider android users to be potential serial killers.

>>53551544
then i wont put all my money into shorting a stock. simple.

>>53551389
PR and HR roasties - if this ASTS play works out for me I'll never have to interact with either cancer ever again. Or even so much as think about wagie life.

Anyone else never bought an Apple product in their life? I used to steal rich kids ipods in middle/high school and resell but I've never bought an Apple product from a retailer now that I think about it.

>>53551536
Sound like you made it to me. Wagies need their phones. Gotta be on call for the boss 24/7

>>53551547
ywnbaw

>>53551547
disappointing, I should buy a very old android phone then

>>53551545
>There is unholy amount of cash sitting on the sidelines.
And yet credit debt is at an all time high. Everyone is maxing out their credit cards. How is it that no one is paying off their credit debt if they have so much cash on the sidelines?

>>53551547
>as a woman

>>53551354
They can thank Nokia for that success but they wont.

>>53551544
never forgetti that he was short like 15% of the entire Nintendo float and got away with it.

>>53551460
market has fucking rate cuts priced later this year.. guess what happens if inflation ticks back up retard? we going straight to 3000 on limit down days
mumus seriously think 15 years of printing creating an everything-bubble is done with a quick -25% dip during 2022?

>>53551547
Do women really think like this?
>not you because you aren't one

>>53551529
think of it this way: every other rally dumped because of JPow. this pump is the first one CAUSED by JPow. let that sink in.

>"We can now say, I think for the first time, that the disinflationary process has started."

>>53551568
>How is it that no one is paying off their credit debt
are you serious

>>53551520
And the market hasnt even realiuzed that the government needs to cut spending because of rising interest rates. Alot of growth in recent years and decades has been nothing but governement spending

>>53551577
Have you considered that the market would just ignore the higher inflation and push the pivot narrative harder?

>>53551559
I get my apple products for free. All the tech fags I know usually have old iPhones laying around they don’t use anymore.

>>53551574
and then one wrong move and they went bankrupt and are now shut down. pennies, steamroller, etc.

>>53551568
Retail
doesn't
move
the
markets
the
cash
isn't
from
retail

How many times does it take for you bobos to get it?

>>53551584
>currently on an up trend again
>no signs of curling over

only proving my point

>>53551580
I am one, and yes American women absolutely do. All of my friends will only date men who use iphones, just buy an iphone already stop being weird.

>>53551563
wagies give their boss their real contact information? Sounds like shit opsec

>>53551568
>How is it that no one is paying off their credit debt
Why would you when its better for your credit score to just roll your debt onto a new card? lmao imagine actually paying the money back when you can just keep kicking the can and getting credit gains.

>>53551545
>>53551584
hmmm

>>53551603
shorting gets you a lot more than pennies.

>>53551616
see
>>53551608

>>53551617
it gets you bankrupt and shut down as i previously stated.

>>53551625
you stated one instance.

>>53551622
Why are you so retarded? What made you that way?

>>53551559
>dead sea scrolls predicted this pump

>>53551603
But putting pennies in front of a steam roller is fun, like those tourist things that cost 51 cents that flatten a penny and make some new imprint design on it

>>53551608
so you are telling me that reddit being bearish or bullish means nothing and that smart money still highly inverse on what dumb money is doing? which means they know we are still going to go down further

>>53551622
But retail buys shit in the real economy, from housing to consumer products

>>53551609
shit bait, no one is this stupid

>>53551603
it wasn't just that one wrong move. they got bailed out post GME yet still continued to get heemed. they also managed to advertise a "long only" fund at the exact top, which is just unfortunate.

I'm not a fan of their strategy and wouldn't recommend it, but it's hilarious to have seen.

>>53551577
absolutely seething i love it :^)

>>53551637
I'm sorry but howabout you show off your red portfolio?
>buuut the average person isn't saving as much!
Fucken hell. Enjoy going bankrupt, kek.

>>53551611
Go away

>>53551547
>>53551611
>as a woman
tits, timestamp, state your business, and gtfo
there are no women on the internet.

This post is best played by KMB

>>53551648
I am just reading the chart. How else am I supposed to interpret that the delinquency rate is rising again?

>>53551660
Lobotomy? Lack of oxygen? Being dropped on the head too much? What was it that did you in?

>>53551669
Jfc go back

>>53551668
the rate is below every other year it's been tracked. you don't think it was going to dip a bit as the government handed out 2 trilly?

nevermind don't respond, i see you're this retard >>53551529

>>53551667
>there are no women on the internet.
I wish this was still true

>>53551680
I accept your surrender.

>>53551573
Very true, Nokia is supplying hardware for the downlink part of the equation. As well as software and consulting.

Bullish or bearish?

>AAPL is drilling again
ruh roh

>>53551688
But it's going up again. Not down. Where do you see it going down again? Because it's no where on that chart.

I had never seen a rally that powerfully green and bullish before.

>>53551584
>>53551568
>>53551648

>>53551636
hey do what you want buddy im just saying don't be mad when you get liquidated. just make sure to livestream your suicide and post the link here so we all can watch, that's all i ask.

>>53551688
Wow, nice self-own.
Indeed, it's the govt payout that caused it to go down, along with high savings rate among the same group.
And now it's going back up, with no sign of financial aid in sight.
I'll grant you that you can't just say it's going to break past the 2020 level from this chart, it could just bounce off that level for instance. But it could also just hit 2009 levels easily, especially due to mounting inflation problems.

How has SunEdison been doing half a dozen years later? Have they learned what they needed to over that time?

>>53551702
Bull. Most will live longer to use more things. If a few get sick, they'll use more things.
The question is if it's priced in.

>>53551702
>infowars

>>53551296
Lmao

AMZN share price over $112 yet it only makes $0.03 in profit per stock? Man whoever holds those things are smoking crack.

>FAZE stock was up 50% at some point today
Faze UP bros, faze UP.

(this is a joke post please don't buy this shitco)

>>53551751
earning, not profit.
https://www.investopedia.com/ask/answers/070615/what-difference-between-earnings-and-profit.asp
But yes.

>>53551702
Winter Storm? Where’s this snow? Why is that women wearing crocs?

>>53551751
Their guidance includes possibly 0 earnings per share. See: >>53551336
Totally nuts

>>53551751
I have a theory that most of what has been "market hot" for the last 20 years is just Israelies selling interest free loans to bumbasses. That would include META, AMZN, GOOG, and a bunch of other shit that has zero reason to not be blown the fuck out by better services routinely, excepting the deep pockets that the dupe buyers toss money to fill.

>>53551714
>all stocks only go up, every company on the stock market is a profitable company that never loses money or scams investors, no stock is ever overpriced
thats what you sound like. also you sound like you believe in GME MOASS

>>53551733
What about it isn't true?

>>53551779
>Why is that women wearing crocs?
welcome to america, i hate it here

>>53551779
Austin just had ice but power went out so they threw a shitload of food away

>>53551794
The bin says Chattanooga Waste. A bit sus in my opinion.

>>53551702
>We had over 250 people fighting in the dumpsters beacuse someone posted 'Free Food"
So someone was just trolling? Idk what this means

>>53550984
why he didn't slap the one broad's ass?

>>53551834
Oh, well I bet you don't drive over Bethlehem Steel manhole covers.
This post best played by X, SXC, and CLF

>>53551378
I only see 150 why isn't it updating

>>53551822
>sheesh
Why do they talk like this?

outside of the downturns, is there any fundamental reason to NOT hold 100% TQQQ?

I've been buying and holding since 2018, no selling. I dont give a damn when I'm down 70% from ATH, I don't need the money for another 10-20 years.

What is the point in extreme conservatism in terms of investment portfolios? People really own bonds, ever? Why? Aren't you just dooming yourself to MAYBE being worth a milly or so in 40 years, at best? Why not actually take on risk and generate legitimate returns? I just don't get it

>>53551875
Because people dont like being down 70%. Unlike you

>>53551852
Throwing away food is normal now

>>53551822
One night isn't going spoil the food. They should at least allow the employees to have those products.

>>53551875
https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=2741701

>>53551860
Well I hope you loaded up, wherever it happened. Not gunna lie, I would grab all that ice cream if I could.

>>53551896
Thank you to (((Bar Association)))
>>53551853
She was holding papers, and was the shy one of the group. Would have made too much work for her.

This post might be best played by DWF.L, the law firm that's publically traded, if you ever wanted a chance to own a lawyer's profits (haha, like you'd get any of that from them)

>>53551875
TQQQ is literally the new VOO, coping retards will say it's risky to hold but we are in the QE era since 2009 and therefore 3x NASDAQ is completely fine. The absolute worst case scenario is some black swan 80% dump in which case the Fed comes in with infinite QE like the covid crash and you make everything back quickly.

>>53551861
click the Ext. button

>>53551896
>>53551913
Ontario's dairy industry is extremely regulated, though.

>>53551892
so the entire argument against is 'im a pussy and too afraid to try in life? stay poor I guess...

>>53551901
i havent read all this but if it says leverage is best, then i agree

>>53551917
yeah for real this is pretty obvious at this point, the government has a vested interest in keeping the markets up, so why would I avoid making returns? I MIGHT understand a small portion of a portfolio in VTI in old age, but otherwise you should be 90%+ TQQQ from age 16 to 5 years before you decide to retire

>>53551896
Maybe they didn’t have enough bags to put it in

i was homeless and went dumpster diving for food a lot. always unopened shit, but you have to be careful of moldy stuff. got sick on some old starbucks food once.

>>53551965
I went to food bank with a nigger neighbor of mine along time ago and a lot of the shit they were giving people was a few days past expiration but it was just fine

>>53551965
what were the best places?

Most of this move was hedge funds being squeezed, highest shorts for hedge funds in over 10 years. dark pool buying is way down street isn’t confirming up move probably based on mostly shit earnings

>>53551942
It's really unsafe to thaw then freeze meats. Some significant number of those people are gonna get the shits for a day if they take the meat.
Most of the other shit should do ok, but not all frozen food manufacturers are high quality control of foodstuffs between the cooking and the freezing, and even the "best" can get bacteria in there.
Most frozen foods tell you they shouldn't be eaten without fully cooking.
Those things that are cooked, like the TV dinners, should be completely fine. Frankly most of what is there should be fine.
But if the business sells it, and someone dies, (((Barr Association))) shows up.

This post best played by shorting PG, because fuck them in the ass for their superbowl commercial.

Fucked my Tesla calls, was up 3k this morning and it tanked this afternoon and AH. Do we ride it out tomorrow.

>187.5call coming up

>>53551942
Might be the problem then

>>53552000
Squeezed by who? Retail lol? This argument is retarded because it implies the institutions are losing to literal retards.

>>53552009
Did you seriously think TSLA was going to moon past $200?

>>53551995
a place called grocery outlet had nice stuff every once in a while. also 7/11. all the donuts and warm food they couldnt sell during the day they would toss in a bag and throw out. many a night my dinner was lukewarm hotdogs, taquitos and lemon donuts. good times.

>>53552020
its implying that all hedgies dont work in unison and that some are in fact trying to bankrupt other ones by being on the opposite side, which has been proven to happen.

>>53551942
All of canada's every industry is subject to a thing called (((supply management))) where they have to purchase right to sell (specifying max amount for the period). They are forced to dump anything above that. This is a way to fix the prices, used in conjunction with ridiculous import tariffs, so the government can rape the people 4x with this one simple trick alone.

>>53552009
It's going to be at the high end of 140 next week so you should step out tomorrow either way.

>>53552029
So how did you get out of being homeless?

>>53552029
That's better eating than I ever get and I've never been homeless lmao

>>53552028
Actually yes, I had it trending around high 190s low 200s by early February.
>>53552045
You think so? I was actually at work when the shit started tanking otherwise I woulda pulled out.

Was Powell's .25 hike the cause of all this catastrophe? Or did AAPL shit the bed? I literally just booted up my computer.

I hate selling early, I dumped my calls earlier before and they ended up being worth like 6k each.

Gah. Fuckin options.

>>53552009
Ride what out? Those will be worthless. Close them out and salvage what you can. Don't get greedy next time.

>>53551702
I wish people would stop being so hyperbolic. Like, it's really difficult to sift through the bullshit when times comes that we actually need your information

>bad earnings are bullish
mumu.. please share the crack

>>53552050
family bailed me out but that will change when i graduate with an engineering degree in a year. already have an internship lined up for the summer. been paying my way with stock gains so i dont have to work until then.

>>53552029
I had nice run one time, this 711 couldn't keep up with what needed to be tossed, someone kept overstocking, so I would walk in and offer the counter gal 25% of the posted price to clear the shelves of the old stuff. Saved her time, as she was overworked, and gave me food, that mostly was perfectly fine.
Too much of the preservatives will mess you up tho, even if the food isn't bad.
SVNDF, Nipponese owning US quickmarts. Way better than poos.

>>53551070
I pay more for eggs and heat therefore I spend less on chink garbage and am more careful about ((financing)) and subscriptions.

Posting it's okay to be white in public spaces is a way bigger thrill than a slightly better camera on a phone. We are returning to a less consumer oriented time thanks to loose monetary policies, enjoy it

>>53552029
My brother befriended a pajeet that owned a new has station that always hot lots of fried chicken, potato wedges, sammiches, biscuits, etc and he would give them to my brother at night for free because he bought so much beer from him and they throw away what they don't sell. Some of it was pretty good except the chicken tenders, they get really tough and rubbery sitting under a heat lamp all day since lunch. The bone in chicken could handle the heat better though

>>53551109
The "If you don't like the price action, wait an hour"

>>53551794
Who could say, really?

>>53551109
Inverse crab

>>53552107
>unironically so dumb he believes sandy hook

>>53552077
>entire system set up to destroy your chances of living your life the way you want
>literally designed to make you a subject, shortly slave via debt
>it's hyperbolic
I wonder how I function day to day, to be quite honest.

This post best played by MCD, because you can always get fat on predictably average salted foodstuffs, that will always taste averagely great, with enough drugs in the mix.

>>53551109
spread eagle

>>53552120
meds now, schizo. this isn't a request.

>>53552080
An internship is when you work for free, right?

>>53552076
Ballsy, but greed will end you if you aren't careful. I wouldn't touch TSLA until it refills the gap back to $145.

>>53551065
Finally, someone who understands.

>>53552076
idk I just look at charts. High 140 end of next week, then a little up then a little down but then up again to tickle 200 then probably. most likely, more down but maybe not. It all very much depends on things and such.

>>53552139
what in the fuck

>>53552131
Lol

>>53552118
Nah I just mean I don't know if it's that bad yet. But I feel you as far as society is trying to make us crazy and weak permanently at all times.

There are some cool bros out there keeping our spirits alive--podcasts and things--so that's cool, but otherwise you're correct. It's just not that bad yet. Look at other countries. I look at Eastern Europe when I think of how bad it gets. Like maybe Belarus or Bosnia.

>>53552131
Dick in your bussy. This isn't a request.
>>53552133
Nailed it. You can get internships with a pay, but normally it's enough to cover rent and food. Always ask if you can do no better.
>>53552121
sexy

this post best played by HLT, because if you're going to have a Korean teenager stowed in your luggage, you're going to want a few days ashore to make a quality choice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7mPqycQ0tQ

>>53552189
What is a bussy

>>53552136
>>53552139
I'm not a full time day trader. I ran these options with no sell limit until I could check them a little after noon, which by that time was defcon 5. I should've had a morning sell before the earnings reports.

TSLA is so hard to pin down, it really seems like it does it's own thing. Super volatile, make-or-break stock.

I want to short Peloton tomorrow but now this thread has me doubting

>>53552213
Sorry, wrong file attachment

tsla is going to hit 300 in a few months

elon owning twitter means he decides what the news is for tens of millions of people

in any case, Tesla is doing this well right now with gas as cheap as it is. Considering gas prices, their sales should be slowing, but they aren't. Once gas goes back up. tsla will moon to 500 at least

>>53551875
>I'm down 70% from ATH

You have already fucked up.

>>53552213
100% is a damn good trade. Step out tomorrow imo.

>>53551875
>im down 70% but here's why bond holders are dumb

>>53552251
That was my peak today. I'm down $300 by after market. $2500 dollar swing.

>>53552213
the thing about options on make-or-break, volatile stocks is that the option market almost always has stupidly high IV, so even if the equity moves in your direction, you could still be cucked. TSLA's IV isn't insane at the moment but it's still really high imo.

I wish you the best of luck anyhow, fren.

>>53552290
>>53552290
>>53552290

>>53552242
>>53552273
Yea, this is what I meant by things and such. I've been watching DOGE since it's Twitter deal finalizing run up and its... sturdy.
Theres just no telling with how Elon will play it considering his influence.

>>53551712
Ho baby now thas a lot moolah

>>53551868
America killed Christianity and now worships negros as their new religious idols, saying ebonics is a mirror of saying god bless you or something similar

>>53551942
>Ah nothing we can do it is the way it is
I'd kill you with no remorse if nobody could find out I did it

>>53552226
Go with your gut anon

>>53551155
Chyna

>>53551350
Companies cut the fat, niggers and trannies, and China is opening up. A drop in stock prices preceded these things so stocks are going up. Excellent time to be a racist investor really, the past three years