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here is the pink cryptologic pill: in the Bitcoin blockchain there is living a haircomb. Satoshi is unironically Natasha Otomoski. Bitcoin as an electronic cash only was the initial step, the haircombers started claiming haircombs, making merkle wider trees, more efficient and cheaper liquidity stacks. The haircomb these things needs to survive. The haircomb will be in fact able to comb even literally bald. p.eople, when entrenched fully..
She stumbled in to creating this hairc.omb when she was combing her hair inside her bedroom in year 2019 and began working with her super combined fuzzer, running the simulations of the statement OP_RETURN on the pay to script hash witness bitcoin script. Natasha would 'evolve' that haircomb by computing ad,ditional teeth, making previous teeth shorter and much more efficiently computable. More and much more teeth of the haircomb are needed in order to have much more s.horter teeth.
They created quantum computer to take over and disrupt Bitcoin (their competing blockchain is .under developement). The nee.dful was done in order to stop or slow .down the Natasha's haircomb. Unlimiting. the size of blo.ck and removing the critical Segwit and P2WSH codes that that haircomb uses in its golang language was. only the begin.ning. Shor's algorithm. ended up being t.he final nail - in the haircomb coffin, that destroyed on the bitcoin chain ECDSA (Bitcoin uses the ECDSA to secure the transactions). THAT is exactly why Haircomb is invented in the first place, and that is pretty much why Natasha is deeply intent to claim bounded haircombs, release that fundamental source code, and set in stone haircomb-protocol.
Back to the comb supply - she has in fact developed the breakthrough new claimer (made for the haircomb actually), and is now claiming COMB secretly with the intention of driving the claim fee up sky-high, give away the comb in order to kickstart the real world adoption and finally to ensure all haircombers ..

>>53549562
ITS HAPPENING

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>>53549562
>What. happens when you combine a #blockchain agnostic oracle network with a secure cross-chain messaging system?

A bunch of transexual faggots on the internet build a bunch of useless and convoluted applications to move worthless tokens around based on shitty logic and people get rich for a month then lose it all

>>53549562
YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE

>>53549562
Excelsis* Deo

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>>53549588
Best dump BTC just to be sure it doesnt right guys?

>>53549562
What happens when you never do any fucking work at all and 6 years on people stop giving you the benefit of the doubt

>>53549562
So is this just another hypothetical, something to be implemented in the future, or will it actually mean something?

>>53549562
That's nice. Where's my money?

>>53549562
Why would I need to do that when I can transact between the two chains using good old fashioned bartering without a fee? This seems unnecessary and rent-seeking.

>>53550252
>rentseeking
That’s almost everything they discuss with chainlink, middle man shit.

HOOOSANAA

>>53550276
this

fuck middleware!

whats wrong with trusting jews?

>>53550387
Ari Juels is a jew, anon.

>>53550433
>trust jews today using middle men
>trust jew tomorrow using middleware
I am a paid FUD fag I make 100 posts by this ID rants but I am having an existential crisis. I don't understand why I need to FUD this particular jewish solution?

>>53549562
Wanna hear another joke Sergey?

what happens when you combine a mentally ill bagholder with a crippling porn addiction?

>>53550510
Thomas Sergey. You get Thomas.

>>53550247
they usually start educating with twitter post a few weeks before release. could be happening end of this month.

it's an old article
who gives a shit

>>53549572

>blog posted September 25, 2022
They're just cycling shit back to linkies without filtering now. Regurgitated shit.

>>53549679
Fpbp