/biz/ - Business & Finance

Bobo is in disbelief. Did you really think you were going to make it?

we dump a bit then tomorrow we will have another giga pump, screencap this

>ROST is lower than the low before JPow spoke
Fuck your discount retailer.

>>53547800
Powell, you rascal

EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FU FIGHTING, THOSE HANDS WERE FAST A S LIGHTNING. AND ALTHOUGH IT WAS A LITTLE BIT FRIGHTENING. I LOVE WATCHING EVERYONE DO KUNG FU FIGHTING
>HI-YA

Someone, please explain why we are green?
No bobo shit, no mumu shit. What is happening? What is the reasoning behind everyone goes up?

>>53547800
Bros I missed the pump. What do I even buy now or is it joever?

>>53547829
Boys will be boys.

>>53547800
Jannies deleting threads
https://vocaroo.com/19LVvkuHAPRH

There is still a lot of disbelief.
Send it higher and make the plebs buy back all the shares they sold at a loss in 2022 but higher.

>>53547838
Market was designed to make the rich richer and trends always upwards

SPY has become the most manipulated piece of dogshit since 0DE came out. fucking ridiculous nigger price action

>>53547838
Meta earnings superb

>>53547817
>April 15th
>Russia defaults on everything they owe western creditors
>Im sure nothing bad will happen right Bullfaggot?

and tomorrow, i will be even more poor.

Finally, a real thread.

>VIX
>52w low today
>+7% now
panic party is getting started. will we see a 50+ peak soon(tm)?
will the panic slowly creep up or will it hit like the blackest gorilla swan in history?

I'm a homosexual investor who really loves black cock and I really love sucking dick and swallowing cum. I am a bearish investor by the way and love losing all my money buying puts on companies that print money!

What buy?

>Hey guys, boy oh boy it's a good thing the country isn't $32 trillion in debt and being hit with crippling inflation. Super bullish amirite?

threadly reminder being early is not being wrong

>I took mini profits
I'm not sure that was the correct thing to do, but this market is really confusing
Yes i'm not smart

Energy bottom is in for the day?

>>53547852
Everyone knows the books are cooked but why waste an opportunity to make money.

I just want things to go down 10%ish tomorrow pls. Then resume a pump

myyyy gggaaaiiiinns!

Oh, you're up for the year? Yeah, now adjust for inflation.

>>53547894
oh no i'm only up 65%

Why is the market giving up gains? Did someone leak Apple's earnings?

How can bears even post and feel smug after getting heemed this hard?

>>53547887
Easier to go back in time one month

NIGGER
MANIPULTED
PRICE
ACTION
KYS
zsd;lfkgjn;skldrgjhnp;[olszerijg[=02w349jt=0][io3e4jkmgfpole435rrgh

>>53547906
"It" started setting-in.

>>53547906
The entire rally was fake and gay, there’s absolutely no justification for it whatsoever

>>53547878
>>53547878
Those glowing faggot MRNA think tank shills gotta eat too along with their retarded sheep followers

>>53547887
we will close the day early tomorrow after the third circuit breaker anon..

>>53547906
Cramer got bullish

>>53547906
14 is an unlucky number in China. This has a big impact on iPhone 14 sales.

>>53547838
Jerome Powell said inflation is starting to soften so everyone's expecting the fabled pivot

>>53547906
because algos and MMs said so. fucking dogshit nigger SPY was blatantly being fake pumped all day

>>53547906
A fear is growing

>>53547934
>it's real
China... why

>>53547906
>Why are we getting dumped on after pumping so hard?
It’s a mystery

>>53547934
The only question is if apple is going to do share buybacks like meta

>>53547941
>the rate of increase of inflation is decreasing

>>53547906
It got a bit out of hand, that’s all

why do bulls think deflation is bullish?

>>53547906
how about you check the chart on a daily timeframe and tell me how this dogshit even went so high? today's action after yesterdays pump was completely retarded

Honestly can't think of anything more jewish than pre-/aftermarket trading

not even sour hour yet

>>53547956
>we will not ease up interest rates hikes too early
Hikes continue until 2024

it's our time now

>he bought the blow off short squeeze top

kek, lmfao, kek even

Huh. I guess we have to wait a few more days for the S&P to return to its more reasonable value of 3700. That's fine. I'm patient.

>>53547950
iPhone 14 = "iPhone certainly die"
... Yeah I don't think people in China are going to buy it

Guys. I'm going to buy SQQQ at close

>>53547972
its all so fucking tiresome im so fucking sick of the blatant manipulation. cocksucking nigger idiots making money slurping like fucking idiots i hope this piece of shit drops to 300 and all you stupid nigger bulls die for being ignorant niggers

>>53547838
>Someone, please explain why we are green?
because you're not long enough

>>53547926
It's fine, they can make their shekels here, although it's a waste of time. Glowies coming here and trying to gas light is the equivalent of arguing with a brick wall. They aren't fooling anyone.

>>53547972
We don't need a justification to go up in a bull market.

SOUR HOUR

>>53547990
>>53547995
>>53547999
>>53548004
>a small correction after massive pump
>bobo niggers come out of the woods
lmao just wait till tomorrow i hope you keep this same energy

I've spent the last 15 minutes selling down every single position I hold.

>bears coming back to gloat over a small pullback after their spy 350 puts went -95%
COPE

VVIX. They don't understand.

They wind stops. The air goes still. The trees stop moving entirely.

The birds stop chirping.

VVIX. Look at VVIX.

And keep an eye on it.

>based janny only issuing a warning so i can come back to shitposting

I will eat my cock if QQQ closes red

410 lotto puts .15c

NIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGER

should I still be selling puts at this point? Why are all the oil stocks down lately

Sour. Hour.

>>53548032
pics or it didnt happen

what will the new bobo cope be when SPY is at 420 tomorrow?

i capitulated 20k and now its dumping LOL

>>53548017
it's green dildo after another I have never seen so much jewish action since 2020 (on every stock and index)
you mumutards deserve to lose it all

Welp, that was the top mumu, next stop for SPY is 200. Thanks for playing.

They Don't Think It Be Like It Is, But It Do

>>53548053
Thank you for your service. My sqqq call is still red but not -90% like it was an hour ago

People finally taking profits / hedging for the next ride down lol. The market is just speedrunning pump n dumps now

>>53548036
1 week of decent refill on petrol, but NG still dropping and SPR still low.

>>53548025
>he doesn't understand the situation
This is a classic move in two ways. The first is post-FOMC reversal, it can take a day. The second is Mumuphoria suddenly turning into a selloff.

fellow noticers
i do be noticing they pull the switcheroo at 2pm almost every time

>>53547817
Zoom in

>>53548016
Professional wrestling intrigues me these guys are some fucked up mix of body builders carnies athletes porn stars actors drug addicts

>4chan goes public
what would you give for its IPO price and starting marketcap?

>End of the day dump

>Bears think this is bearish

Very desperate bobo

>>53548032
I will too my puts exp tomorrow, no homo though just desperation

i hope i get a janitor acceptance email
times are tight, i really need this job

AMZN earnings going to be dogshit, we will see 390 by next week.

BTW, AI leaking on the web is about business. If you think a toddler with access to the safety mechanisms of all of the automated shit that isn't insulated from the web isn't a huge risk to your earnings, you don't understand the fundamentals of production, and you shouldn't be anywhere near being in charge of a toaster, let alone deciding which businesses deserve funding.

Tsla sofi carvana inches from red

>>53547839
Right now the market is acting like a voting machine. In the long term it acts like a weighing machine.
I'm starting to see why shorting is a fools game. Getting the theta part correct is nearly impossible.

exit all leveraged positions, stick with JEPI or something safer if you must.

SPY expected move for the next 24 hours is plus minus 2.68% lol....that is going to be rough. Me thinks it's going down

Maybe time to sell call spreads

>>53548094
>consumer spending up
cope

>>53548099
MMs and algos have it all timed now with AI. its fucking absurd and these cocksuckers should be roped.

>>53548098
Oh, shoot. I was hoping to short carvana tomorrow.
Oh well.

meta down 10 bucks from the peak
WE TOLD YOU NOT TO GET HOOKED

>>53548094
That literally just means I will buy more cheapies. This is a bullmarket now faggots.

>>53548076
Attitude era WWE was peak male civilization. It was filled with all the hits. Racism, shitting on women, dabbing on gays, it was a fantastic time to be a young teen.

Somebody here fomoed into calls at the very top today. Show yourselves

Daily reminder that:
VIX 17
Rates nearly 5%
Multiple extra rate hikes coming (yes, MULTIPLE)
Debt at insane levels
Inverted yield curve (multiple curves actually)
Tight labor market (upward wage pressure, opposite of what Fed wants)
Mean reversion

This means there is no soft landing

Mumus are delusional and are going to get heemed and will ignore every single warning like this one because the euphoria is so strong

>>53548131
they are in euphoric stage. im buying puts.

>>53548126
Couldn’t be me

Uh oh bull bros

What are some chatbotGPT stocks that I must buy at this very second?

>>53548030
Beautiful, anon. Simply beautiful.

>>53548114
>meta down 10 bucks from the peak
and it just gapped down
lmao

Watch it shoot up in 30 minutes

'uv my Bloombergfu
Simple as

How do I short niggers? They are WAY overvalued!

>>53548131
only one more rate hike coming, sorry chud.

Fucking energy sector why couldn't you pump along with everything else you little faggot

>>53548126
Not me. I'm not even approved for options.

>>53548108
that bag might get pretty heavy I would sell mumu

>>53548134
The real question is if IV% on puts are high enough that they render puts unprofitable?

I think SPY puts still have decent R/R here

>>53548131
*farts*
priced in.

>>53548160
If you can't figure this out you don;t need to be in the market.

Take your meds people

>>53548126
>capitulated 20k
>rage bought calls
>immediately sold

>>53548158
AAAAAAAPL

Holy shit bobo retards are so fucking annoying.

>>53548166
lold fuck you fgt

>>53548036
I wonder if it's time to buy this little dip in energy stocks. If something like a soft landing happens, there may be good economic growth and inflation may stay high.

>tfw have been obnoxiously mumuposting on 4 different ips for the last week to bait as many people as possible into fomoing

>>53548131
what's the point of saying stuff everyone already knows. they call it a wall of worry for a reason

>>53548161
2*

>>53548171
This is why computers aren't taking over anytime soon.

>>53548171

Why the fuck are people selling on literally no news? The economy is in the best shape ever and the market is still down quite a bit from ATH.

oh nothing to see here, just $1.50 1minute candles on the SPY.
this piece of shit hasn't traded the same since 0DE dailys came available.

>>53548131
>VIX 17
Bull market
>Rates 5%
Economy is strong and can handle it fine, no problem
>Multiple hikes coming
See above
>Debt at insane levels
Who cares
>inverted yield curve
Doesn't actually mean anything.
>Tight labor market
Good in a bull market. Inflation is over.
>Mean reversion
Markets are forward looking. Up only.

What expiry should I buy my SPY puts for, bhenchodes? I think SPY puts expiring on Feb 17th look decent. ATM SPY puts for Feb 17th lost like 20% of their value today — they're cheap

I liquidated all of my longs about an hour ago.

Up 40% in the last 3 months. Going to sit on the sidelines for the next few days until the market comes back down to earth.

Have a pleasant week ahead.

>>53548207
>economy is in best shape ever

I am bullish as hell rn and I wouldn't go that far.

>>53548202
Computers are stupid. They can only calculate.

God dammit... I go out for coffee, and come back to discover I've been fucked!
(And not in a good way)

>>53548196

>>53548198
>everyone
Because not everyone knows it

>>53547856
>evergrande
>superbubble
>ukraine
>its taiwan next trust me bro
>europe freezing to death
>diesel shortages
>fertilizer shortage
>food shortages
>the fed isnt unwinding its balance sheet
>quantitative tightening will destroy the market
>credit suisse lehman moment
>Bank of england pension margin calls
>munnkeypox
>railway strike is coming
>we're already in a recession
>actually the recession is soon and inevitable
>inflation is not coming down
>inflation never comes down when rates arent above it
>consumer credit card debt
>trillions of derivatives on banks balance sheet
>ftx contagion
>dollar strength
>yuan for oil
>gold for oil
>housing will collapse
>the market too

Another nothingburger to add to the list

>>53548214
You'll FOMO in at 4500.

>>53547878
Inflation *is* how the debt will be "repaid".

Reminder that treasuries, like LETFs, are for swinging, not holding.

my MGAM doin a lil sumpin

>>53548230
Yes, every one does now it. VIX at 18 is literally a nothing burger.

>>53548171
I don't need meds, MY MASK WORKS GREAT CHUD!

IM GONNA

SLURRRRRRRRRRRRRP!

>>53548217
Humans are rarely considerably better at prediction. But really that just means most things are unpredictable right now, maybe always, and agency matters.

>>53548225
i did the same but instead of being fucked i missed the top, mannnnn i was waiting for it fuck

at leasdt the coffee is good

BOIL sisters I'm thinking were back!

>>53548225
Shoulda been a Bobo

>>53548217
The only thing dumber are the gorilla niggers operating them, myself included.

this is a badass book
https://www.amazon.com/Art-Making-Money-Master-Counterfeiter/dp/1592405576

thoughts on AMZN 2/10 130s?

>>53548252
Yeah I just boiled myself a nice egg.

>>53548250
Yeah, that's actually what I meant. I could have sold at the top...
And yeah, the coffee was good, except the barista (male) made a little heart out of the foam...

>>53548236
I hope for your sake you don't think we're going anywhere close to that this year.

You would be lucky if we crabbed at this level for the next 3 months.

Just bought a few SPY puts expiring later this month. If we go back down to 405 next week then I'm profiting yugely

>>53548235
Very nice nothingburger stack there

already going back up LOL

>>53547934
8 is lucky there, right? Did the iPhone 8 see a boost?

Also are we sure their diverse localization staff hasn't rebranded it the "iPhone Lucky Dragon" or some shit?

My portfolio goes up or down by like 2% every day. Is this bad?

>>53548261
im looking at 2/3 125c and 100p because im a degenerate gambler and I want a 20 bagger

>>53548287
only if you haven't learned how to use it.

VIX rising.

>>53548287
is it good?

>>53548267
4500 by March, ATH by May. You're a delusional bobo retard.

I just sell calls.

The bleeding has stabilized.

>>53548307
Fucking based bobro. Lets HEEM these bullfucks

>>53548307
im up 25% on calls and should probably take profit but hey, you only live once right haha

Interestingly, SPY puts are cheaper than QQQ puts because of volatility premia.

What do you guys think is better, SPY puts or QQQ puts here?

>>53548307
We just need to cool off for the next rally

>>53548248
Humans don’t rely on accurate prediction (smart ones don’t atleast), they adapt.

Nasdaq gaining again

>>53548259
i listened to a story about counterfeiting the other day, thought it was pretty well told
https://darknetdiaries.com/episode/102/

>>53548287
Just enjoy shouting at your portfolio like it's a horse race.

>>53548314
...calls on 3x leveraged short funds, right?!
.........RIGHT ANON!?

Just sold everything

Bobos are reaching GME General levels of schizo

>>53548323
>>53548319
>>53548307


All the same faggot.

Fuck I wanted to short CVNA but I thought it was going to run a little more.

>>53548291
im literally tilt trading so pissed off. bought amazn calls 2/10 130s fade me youll win.

>>53548093
Heh heh

Bobobros, it's our time.

>>53548061
everything is fine.

Told you niggers to buy FLWS in September.

>>53548355
You can still short Coinbase.

ALL BOBOS ACTION STATIONS MUMUS ARE FIGHTING BACK I REPEAT MUMUS ARE FIGHTING BACK

>>53548307
it's falling now

>VIX
Uh oh stinky

My numbers went up I don't care what autism is going on in here

P O W E R H O U R

>>53548330
VICE did an hour special on it.

can we just pick a fucking direction already?

>>53548387
We're still up.

>spy up 1%
>Nasdaq up 3%
>bobos celebrating
They aren’t sending their best

>>53548338
Covered calls.

>commodity tards getting heemed AGAIN
love to see it

>>53548365
>bobos celebrating over 60 minutes as 'our time'
Must be some good copium

How can I invest in the market manipulators.

Soon

Here are some phenomenal awesome stocks with GREAT value and TERRIFIC business models.

CVNA.
COIN.
SAVA.
SI.
TSLA.
CVAC.
BYND.
OTLY.
BBBY.
FUBO.
DKNG.
BZFD.
AFRM.
BTAI.
SHOP.

These are all companies trading at very cheap valuations. One would call these companies safe value plays. Go long on all these companies. I am bullish on them.

>>53548159
DO YOU THINK THAT I COULD GET SOME JIGGY JIGGY
MAYBE GET A LITTLE FINGER STICKY STICKY

>>53548193
Why didn’t my NRG drop? I wanted to buy some more.

bobros... pleaase.... get out now while you can.. i beg you

I literally cannot believe how easy it is to make money rn.

>>53548417
I already hold most of those.

Just went to take my Bagel Bites out of the oven and what?

>>53548417
Lmao never gets old
Sophisticated bobo humor is preferable to mumu goofiness and belligerence

gotta poop how do I pause this game

spy chart looks like fuckign manipulated aids

>>53548445
Alt + F4 to pause

I can feel the desperation in mumus last attempt to buy it all

>>53548396
>looking at the change since last close instead of the fall from the top
cope, next you'll see >we're still green YTD

>>53548445
You can't, also there's no patch to prevent invaders

>>53548417
Why yes my father works for the Federal Reserve and although I should not be letting this proprietary information out he is currently acquiring stock shares of each of these companies

*ahem*
thirty minutes

>they thought it was a bear trap, it was really a cow corral

>>53548479
>>53548456
>>53548409
>>53548365
>>53548323
>>53548307


Can the fuckin jannies ban this faggot already?

>>53548460
>it has to go in a straight line every hour of every day or.. OR WE WIN!

>>53548417
slurped

they need a reason to dump this piece of shit market so bead AMZN earnings will be the catalyst and excuse they will use.

>>53548417
wish I hadn't already invested all my money

>>53548485
Let’s fucking go mates

>>53548490

>>53548485
Holy shit, I clogged the toilets at some of these companies!

>>53548093
Anon…
>*snicker*
Don’t you know…
>*GUFFAW*
That the janitors on the /biz/ board
>*SUPERLATIVE LAUGHTER*
DONT GET PAID A PENNY TO WORK???

I cant believe tech stocks went up 40-90% in 3 months and everyone is acting nonchalant about it.

You have any idea how much profit there is on the table right now?
Profit waiting to be sold.

Based exit liquidity providers. How much cash you all raise today?

>>53548506
It's just annoying you nigger. Everyone knows it's one pathetic faggot who probably got liquidated today and whose wife is now filing for divorce. It's pointless.

>>53548490
why so angry? taking profits didn't make anyone broke.

>>53548093
I'll put in a good word for you with moot

>>53548485
Starbucks is reporting as well?!!!! SLAY SISTEEEEEEEER!

>>53548515
post position or fuckoff

>>53548518
I'm an angry guy, bobo. I'm still up 30% YTD

>gap up into amazon apple ford earnings
uhhh...

>>53548490
good luck retard, I'm behind 7 proxies

>>53548490
cut your losses early

>>53548515

Sold my tech longs for massive profit
M A S S I V E
P R O F I T

>>53548514
Let the HEEMing commence. Friendo

Should I straddle any earnings today?

>>53548485
Hark! I do business with some of thine companies

>>53548514
What part of never selling do you bobos not understand?

>>53548521
Hoping it tanks. That’s one I really want more of. Incredible business.

>>53548516
>>53548527
does this bobo posting get you less or more angry?

Just boughted calls on the Robbert Hood stock echanche

Recoveries always have these shake n bakes. Taking out stop losses. Bulls win.

>>53548538
>Should I straddle any earnings today?
im doing one on amzn, calls on apple, wont touch google with a ten foot pole

>>53548544
and what part of never making it do you not understand?

>>53548547
I hope it tanks because I hate the company and the braindead bitches who built a cult following around it.

I got a nice 10% loss today buying LNG this morning. Get your shit together Chemiere

>>53548538
take em out, wait for the drop and reinvest anon, you can only micromanage the eternal crab market

>>53548562
Cope

>>53548351
I bought 10X$17.50 calls for July. I did this without doing research, based solely on memes ITT. Am I gonna make a lot of money? Will my calls go ITM before July? Should I just sell my calls and buy shares?

>>53548387
...no

>>53548562
>bobos are still euphoric despite the NASDAQ being up over 3%
Bullish

>>53548523
That is my position. If you're asking what I sold, it was really a lot of trash.
META
Z
ESTC
SQ
SMLR
INTC
SE
SFIX

Good luck to whoever the fuck bought this dogshit off me. I'm chalking this up as another successful January flip.

>>53548578
>Cope
Cope

>>53548553
Mumus. Bobos.
Doesn’t matter.
We’re all Bozos.

>>53548588
Yeah ok, i'm not the one who got margin called today, bobo.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

its bretty ok not really worrying about price action too much

>>53548579
>based solely on memes
oh no

OIL barons, they buried us...

Bros...
If I rolled some calls this morning, and the buy leg was done with settled cash, can I sell them today and not get some kind of penalty?
I don't have a margin account

>>53548607
>that pic
God I hate India so fucking much.

>>53548490
>Mumus gravedancing for 24 straight hours since Fed meeting
>One bobo does a little bit of break dancing and a seething thin skinned mumu starts screeching
Us bobros will always have more style and humor

>>53548596
I may be a bozo but i'm no pedophile clown.

>>53548538
Volatility too high you’ll pay an arm and a leg and lose both

>>53548605
>retard eats a 50% loss when the market is only down 10%
>retard gets a 1.3% dividend end of year (taxed, of course, so he doesn't even see that amount) so he thinks he's winning overall

>>53548424
That's a "utility" stock. "Energy" = oil company, usually.

>>53548523
110% long during last bull run.
20% cash atm, but still 80% long.
Experienced a 45% drawdown, so I'm still looking to retain my underwear, having already been stripped of shirt & pants.

>>53548624
>not a Pogo
Good man.

>>53548626
Any suggestions on how to play earnings?

Indian regulators and German regulators are the same. The way Indian regulators are whining about "muh endangering the savings of Indian households" after this Adani bombshell is EXACTLY what the German retards at BaFin did when Wirecard was outed as a fraud

>>53548623
If you identify ideologically with a cartoon bear/bull you need to be put in a psyche ward.

>>53548547
>Incredible business.

>>53548605
Every divvy stock I've owned since 2019 I've lost at least 30% on, I'm done with that shit. It pays my cell phone bill but they're the first to go when I start needing to live off the equity

What do you lads think, will Meta keep pumping tomorrow or is it going to dump?

new thread >>53548668

>>53548644
Play it for what it is, a gamble. Go with your gut

>>53548660
I'm expecting a leg down tomorrow before the week end then a pump next week in the general market. I am avoiding meta rn so can't say specifically.

AMZN earnings will be good = stock tanks
why is that?

>>53548660
Depends on Google's earnings today.

>>53548673
early bakers

>>53548657
Only time you should pay attention to dividends are commodity and shipping stocks.
Easy way to separate real companies in those sectors from the shitcos that only exist to blow money on bad deals and fund endless management paychecks.

>>53548585
looks like you hit a deep OTM meta call, congrats thats a trade of a lifetime, impressive gains mate

i got $200 what do i buy please or else my family will starve

>>53548673
thats beyond early you fucking nigger

>>53548702
groceries

>>53548673
Yeah, I've seen some early bakes in my day... but this is ridiculous

after hours will be red as fuck

>>53548630
>retard eats 50% loss when the market is down only 10%

wut? my beta is less than 1

and my guy your worried on a little tax hit on new income? never get a raise at work fren

>>53548710

>>53548710
i cant find that stock whats the ticker?

>BIDEN: "More than half the women in my administration are women."
bullish

>>53548657
you've owned shit companies then, probably has nothing to do with them paying a dividend.

get gooder at choosing companies to invest in

>>53548702
If you are this bad off you don't need to be in the stock market let alone on /biz/

GOOG will be down 10% minimum

>>53548720
didnt let it rise enough, the gangster method is a double rise

>>53548720
Zoomers just don't appreciate the patience required for proper baking. I blame the keto retards.

>>53548764
now THAT is a comfy webm

>>53548701
Sorry my screenshot wasn't clear. I went from a 3k cash position to 45k. I didn't make 45k profit. I only made around 5k profit today.
But I've got a lot of dogshit up 30-50% on this hype wave, so I decided its finally time to jump ship and wait for the next move.

Reversal of reversal of reversal incoming.

LET US SEE SOME RED TOMORROW MORNING BOYOS

>>53548747
>GOOG will be down 10% minimum
meta's garbage ad revenues portend bad things for goog, assuming they arent planning 20 billion in stock buybacks

>>53548833
>assuming they arent planning 20 billion in stock buybacks
It's pretty obvious they are

>>53548818
It will pump tomorrow and bobo will be here in disbelief.

>>53548889
the only reason i think it will is because this fucking clown market has proven it does the LEAST LIKELY THING POSSIBLE

FUCKING NIGGGGGGGGGG

WHERE DO I INVEST PL0X

>>53548889
I am no bobo, I am the micromanagement crab, up and down we go peaks and valleys, sell and buy. The age of the bear and bull is over. Only crab remains

>>53548916
invest in yourself

>this pump

Time for earnings

>>53547800
NEW THREAD
>>53547800
NEW THREAD

>>53548243
Masks protect others from particulates and droplets you spray by speaking, they don't protect you personally (unless it's N-95). Wear masks to protect other people, not yourself. When I was in Japan it was expected you wear a mask if you were sick in public (this was pre COVID).

>>53548982

>>53549002
Are you homo or bisexual

AMZN theta crush earnings, yall ready?

>>53549002

Well, that was an uneventful pump, sullied by a bad put option.
Only 1%.

>>53548939
How do I into investing in myself?

>still beleve they can predict the stonk

My growkit arrived

>>53549204
Sweet, in 2 months you can have a nice trip

>>53549183
make money

>>53549184
wazzy and a woozie moment

>>53548171
Okay this is funny.