/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53544462
Daily reminder that january's pump is part of a self-fulfilling prophecy
https://www.reuters.com/markets/us/hawkish-fed-could-hobble-volatility-funds-stock-buying-spree-2023-02-01/

i'm shorting soxl on open tomorrow ama

The bullrun will continue until bobos and retail close their shorts and go long.

the moment that happens, we will dump :) But bobos wont buy for another few days so the bullrun will continue

>>53544460
2 more weeks (unironically)

Like my nigga Jerome said, dis inflation has begun.

I'm shorting nasdaq with stop loss since momentum stalled

>>53544477
Don't care didn't read.

*ahem*
khazar milkers

>>53544462
if the market is full peaking right now who the fuck is buying? Just a bunch of FOMO niggers geting in late?

>>53544462
Rolling for Tesla to finish the day in the red to BTFO plebbit

Posting again, I got NEW THREADED.

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Every time SOXL had an RSI over 70 on the daily it dropped massively back down to oversold conditions. It is now at 70.9 on the RSI but it will most likely go to at least 75.

Cock

VIX 52w low
DXY rising
mumus on complete euphoria

>take 25k out to fix house
>only 20k left
>cant daytrade
Wtf how the hell do you guys do it? I cant imagine unironically holding positions overnight

>>53544481
I just hope this run continues making my canadian divie tickers tank for a while so I can buy more at higher yields

>>53544494
>Just a bunch of FOMO niggers geting in late?
yes it's /smg/ lmao

>>53544493
Yum

>>53544509
what u buying fellow leaf?

damn, I was -$450 on META 2 days ago and now it's only -$225. Hopefully I can break even on this and finally get rid of it.

Told them to buy
>at $8
>at $9
>at $10
>at $11 (you are here)
>at $15
>at $20
>at $30
>at $50
I can’t save you guys from your own schizophrenia.

>>53544494
Institutions. There's no real bad macro news until the valentine's day massacre

>>53544496
Daily RSI on SPY is nearing 70, maybe I just need to wait...

Fucking Meta assraped me hard yesterday
>misses everything
>poomps anyway by 25%
Unreal.

>>53544480
Why would you make that decision without seeing QCOM's earnings?

I think I’m just gonna lay down and cry today. I just keep losing money. Please just make it stop. Please God, make it stop, I’m an idiot and you should take pity on me!

>>53544527
>RSI
Retard Strength Index?

>ARKK +7%
I'm still shorting this garbage, pray for me

>>53544537
welcome to schizo economy

>>53544537
>misses everything
guidance and buyback go brrrr

Cronenberg Market

>>53544549
Rectal segmented insertion

I for one can confidently say this is the most fake and gay pump I've ever seen in my entire life. I understand why burry deleted his Twitter. There is literally no reason for the markets to be bullish given the current economic climate and circumstances

>>53544537
This market is peak insanity. The AIs in control of funds decided yesterday was the day to buy everything.

>>53544504
>DXY rising
Think it can actually stage a comeback at this point?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxw8xg1lpp4

bobos, I told you to short BABA and ROST.

How smart would it be to put $9000 into $WISH?

>>53544565
Theres no bearish thesis that isn't already priced in or schizo conspiracy delusion. The economy is extremely strong right now.

sold another 3 MSFT calls
I have 3 left that I'm getting greedy with. we'll see

>>53544565
Pee pee poo poo
Just buy

>>53544541
Earnings? Anon the best stock market decisions are made on a whim depending on your mood and by asking your cat

>>53544519
wtf is this tho? showing up with a ready meme is cute, but every poo and their sister does that shit.
>>53544553
>guidance
More like GayDense

>>53544565
There's nothing that says markets have to react to fundamentals. Some times markets do some times markets don't. The economy is pretty much a financial economy right now anyways so why would anyone believe that it would be attached to the real economy?

>>53544590
Buy borrow die.
Never a reason to sell index funds. Just buy more.

>>53544537
>NVO beat earnings and forecasts good growth
>NVO crabs
>Next day competitor LLY shits the bed and downgrades
>NVO tanks

Earnings season worst season.

>>53544565
Wasn't his prediction supposed to align more with the Dot Com crash than 2008, suggesting that we bottom next year?
He probably got flooded with Teslatards in his comments and just took his quarterly break.

>>53544590
Just bought more BRO

>>53544462
SARK bros how we holding up

>>53544594
Been posting SKYT memes for weeks.
At least I tried.

>>53544577
checked, but I would wait until it has taken the 103

>>53544582
The economy isn't strong right now. And $32 trillion in national debt isn't priced in. Everyone is broke, nobody is buying anything anymore, companies are laying off 10's of thousands of people. Bulls are delusional, and apparently the market loves that. This is going to end up being 2008 on steroids.

>>53544565
> There is literally no reason for the markets to be bullish given the current economic climate and circumstances
Look, I was a bear but the fact is that the economy is going strong right now despite the fastest rate hikes in history, barring a black swan we’ve entered another bullrun.

>>53544516
HYLD.TO, and possibly DGS (for my TFSA)

>>53544462
Buy INTC long term.

>Elon: "In turbulent economic times, be wary of using margin loans to buy stock"
not if we take out loans using stock as collateral! then we can buy Twitter with that strat.

>>53544581
>tfw i could have just held my BABA puts instead of losing everything with SOXS

looks like we finally get some sell volume

Should I get out of soxl before it drops back down?

>>53544519
In the CHIPS act it says SkyWater plans to build a $1.8Bil semiconductor manufacturing facility. But it says it is *pursuing* funding, not that it actually has secured funding.
Do you mind showing me where it says SKYT will receive funding, and how much they are likely to receive?
Looking forward to your answer, pal

>>53544541
>QCOM
I dont know what that is

Daily reminder that:
VIX 17
Rates nearly 5%
Multiple extra rate hikes coming (yes, MULTIPLE)
Debt at insane levels
Inverted yield curve (multiple curves actually)
Tight labor market (upward wage pressure, opposite of what Fed wants)

This means there is no soft landing

Mumus are delusional and are going to get heemed and will ignore every single warning like this one because the euphoria is so strong

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>53544618
>public debt
Have you forgotten how angry Powell got yesterday at the debt ceiling question, its going to be raised

>>53544629
don't worry, I got heemed by UVXY. I'm not perfect either.

>>53544645
FRENS?
What do you know of frens?

>>53544624
How long we talkin?

>>53544634
You should take some profits and then put in a buy order at 11.10.
Either way you're a winner.

>>53544632
Bullish

>>53544624
>>53544645
Intel ones.

>>53544632
My bull thesis doesn’t even rely on it. It’s been beating earnings and it’s been growing steadily.
It’s got a niche and it will fill it.

>>53544646
Yields are going to fucking skyrocket when the ceiling is lifted and Yellen needs to refill the TGA.

you DID tip your female broker right anon, you aren't THAT guy are you?

>>53544658
Where do you get the risk check thing?

>>53544646
won't be raised, he just doesn't want to be reminded of how it's going to fuck him raw with chalk as lube

>>53544658
>insider selling
I told you guys it’s how companies like this pay employees for a bit.
Look, I’m not going to explain it every week.
Just remember when you look at it in a few months, an anon tried.

>>53544645
>>53544655
Threadly reminder that there are no FRENS on wallstreet.

>>53544693
Rogue from X-Men is looking good.
>you DID tip
Yeah. The absolute maximum: 25 cents.

>>53544612
you didn't answer my question. wtf is it?
>>53544642
>Debt at insane levels
Inflation is what the population will accept, and what the neighbors won't rebel against. I hate it, but until people train in arms, it's gonna be in someone else's hands. What that means is that everything you just named, is irrelevant.
As for tight labor market, I'll remind you what JP said, "fluxuating" because BLM outright Lied on their numbers for early summer 2022, the numbers were not as good across the year in hiring. But more importantly, wage increases are disappearing while productivity goes Up.

That means, they're taking less money, to do more work, which means more goods to "disinflate" the market, with less cash to buy them up.

>>53544656
Second half of this year for fast profit so basically a few months when Emerald Rapids drops and you can cash out if you're onboard the rocket.

OR the Gigachad Logic 132 IQ holders who see the future longterm 3-5 years and you will be keking at the ones who never believed today.

>>53544618
2008 was caused by a massive amount of leverage into toxic debt, no such catalyst exists now. You still have 1-2 months before SPX hits a new all time high, not too late to go long bobo.

>>53544693
>female stock broker
also known as my personal cock stroker

>>53544690
yes. Treasuries are going to have a hard time, with the fed continuing to empty its coffers. But I doubt its going to have that much of an influence on the run on equity

>>53544582
The economy is absolutely fucked. These go for both USA and Europe btw
>inflation still high as fuck, compounding for multiple years straight
>wages surging
>layoffs
>household debt exploding
>national debt exploding
>real estate grinding down
>debtmaxxers getting closer and closer to heemtown

Yesterday's Fed conference made me unbelievably blackpilled for the future. Now I'm pretty sure they never even tried to squash inflation and the huge mistakes in monetary policy since 2020 have probably been intentional moves to destroy the average person's wealth and living standards. Powell basically took off the mask and revealed the hook nose behind it. Uncle Ted was so right it's unreal.

I've been bullish on CROX since the $50s, but with the insiders selling, I'm thinking of switching sides. Thoughts?

>>53544693
tip was all i gave her actually

>>53544730
Powell pivoted, inflation is already 2% annualized. It's over, you lost, trump lost, chuds lost, bobos lost.

>>53544693
she took her cut and is laughing at my portfolio right now.

>>53544721
>no such catalyst exists now.
You must be joking. Literally everything going on red now is a flashing red light screaming cataclysmic financial fallout imminent.

>>53544755
Name one thing that has the amount of leverage as the 2008 collapse, there is nothing that can cause that now.

>>53544730
How much money did you loose?

>>53544730
>wages surging
since when? Strikes all over Europe over government wagies NOT getting raises to even match inflation
>layoffs
replaced by robots and AI, won't hurt production and increases profits

>>53544610
Straight up not having a good time.

will AAPL beat?

>>53544763
war with china over taiwan + russia over the ukraine

>>53544742
>It's over, you lost, trump lost, chuds lost, bobos lost.
When did leftypol start getting bullish on big money?

>>53544730
Ahh, a chance to cut-paste my own comment!
Inflation is what the population will accept, and what the neighbor nations won't rebel against. I hate it, but until people train in arms, it's gonna be in someone else's hands. What that means is that most everything you just named, is irrelevant.
As for tight labor market, I'll remind you what JP said, "fluxuating" because BLS outright Lied on their numbers for early summer 2022, the numbers were not as good across the year in hiring. But more importantly, wage increases are disappearing while productivity goes Up.

>>53544634
>Should I get out of XXXX before it drops back down?

Literally every bull right now. Tick tock the dead kitty is loosing velocity...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
The Bobos are regrouping!
AAAAAAHHH

Astrology and RSI both tell me we pull back tomorrow.

Sun will square Uranus on tomorrow.. This may lead to an unpredictable, harsh/result.

>End of the next FOMC meeting

>>53544693
I gave her the whole thing.

>>53544777
>will AAPL beat?
yes, it will beat their asian suicide risk foxxcon workers harder to produce more of the same shiny bricks to sell

>>53544777
Your digits say yes

GET FUCKED BOBO

Google, Apple, or Amazon? Looking to buy calls not sure which

>>53544777
Probably not, but:
>people buying fewer iphones but more of their premium phones (iphone pro + pro max) meaning higher profit margins
>they have an even higher stock buyback program underway than meta and meta poomped

>>53544769
>Strikes all over Europe over government wagies NOT getting raises to even match inflation
The goverments will kneel and there's going to be a huge surge in inflation, the extremely sticky kind of inflation.

>>53544777
maybe
I've seen a ton more airpods/airpods max in the last month than ever before
might be fakes though

>>53544782
its a shitposter. likely some derivative of an irony bro

>>53544782
always have been, also when covid smashed the economy for a year because too many fat americans died of a mild flu 2 years ago

>>53544803
All of them

>>53544763
The banks got a slap on the wrist for their irresponsible behavior and then laughed it off and went right back to what they were doing to cause 2008, except now it's on steroids.

>>53544793
ill square ur anus bucko

>>53544782
>When did leftypol start getting bullish on big money?

You saw what the did with the Big pharma after saying they were their enemies for years...

this is the most violent short squeeze i have EVER witnessed. it could totally send to ATH over the next qtr. remove emotions and personal bias. trade based on what will actually happen, not what you think should happen. or you will never make it. the stock market is not real. its just a game.

SPY $500 JAN 24 C
AMD $200 JAN 24 C
TSLA $425 JUN 23 C
NVDA $350 JUN 23 C
COIN $200 JUN 23 C

CVX $100 JUN 23 P
XOM $50 JUN 23 P
JPM $90 JUN 23 P

>>53544782
Not a leftist, I hate bobos and every bobo I've seen thus far has been a /pol/tard conspiracy theorist.

>>53544795
Kek.
I'm surprised Succession doesn't get mentioned more here. Kino series.

>>53544730
What happens when debt maxers get to heem town?

>>53544819
Don't listen to me and get wrecked. tehehehehehe

>>53544823
>Not a leftist, I hate bobos and every bobo I've seen thus far has been a /pol/tard conspiracy theorist.
I've noticed this too.

>>53544763
The auto industry is actually going through a sub prime crisis right now, currently, but, over all yeah, I agree. The auto industry isn't comparable to the housing industry.

>>53544793
Jesus Saves

>>53544777
It doesn't matter, the market will go up regardless. Earnings and P/E ratios are boomer garbage that literally none of us zoomer bulls care about.

>>53544742
Capitalism wins again
Antisemitism on the rise
Globalism in decline
Tech booming
AI revolution coming
Hell yeah

We can’t stop winning bros.

>>53544823
>>53544833
>coincidence theorists
ftfy

>>53544848
>Anti-semitism on the rise

In what world? The magic world in your mind where jews control everything?

>>53544822
Nice bets amigo

>>53544634
It’s definitely gonna drop a little. That’s when I plan to re enter.

>>53544845
When the boomers rug all these Gen Z'ers they will expect you to thank them for teaching you a lesson in economics... be careful.

cant wait to reach all time highs on a 5.5% interest rate in just a few months.

Unreal! Unbelievable!

>>53544842
Jesus was an embodiment of the supreme being who became incarnate to bring gnōsis to the earth, while others adamantly denied that the supreme being came in the flesh, claiming Jesus to be merely a human who attained enlightenment through gnosis and taught his disciples to do the same.

Sold all my stocks today, only have my short position left and will close that tomorrow with a massive loss no matter if it dips or not
Finally I will be free

>>53544712
Any employee with half a brain is ditching Intel. It's a long term short.

>>53544863
Uh bro? You live in a cave?

Has anyone heard Congress making noise about replacing the vehicles left in Afghanistan, and now being given to Ukraine?

>>53544481
Retail is always long. Do you think Bob Normalfag knows how shorting works?

>>53544880
You are a literal delusional retard.

>>53544868
I am not a boomer but i will rugpull you nonetheless to get a hold of those nice shoes.

>>53544882
>and now being given to Ukraine
you mean bought by Russia for Pennies?

>>53544874
Does this movie have a happy ending?

>>53544892
Retail are mostly permabears, your post is an example of bobo victimhood. Bobos must always claim they are the minority or contrarians and ignore all evidence that goes against this.

>bought GOOGL puts at open
>GOOGL continues going up
>my puts are still up 50%
IV is such a funny thing, man.

>>53544863

>>53544788
>>53544876

Corporate spy is a thing, no employee will get their job back if they leave for say AMD or Nvidia.

Reminder of where would be if you wanna short INTEL. Looking up i see no ceiling from down here and the rocket is ready to take off.

>>53544733
When I'm in doubt, I trim the position.

>So we been breaking bobos for 3 generations.
>Mos' time the breaking sticks. The bobo don't give you any kine uh problems.
>B b but sometimes, sometimes... well sometimes you get a PECULIAR bobo.
>This one bobo, well he was the peculiar type, he a uh, well he would act up but he wouldnt hide it.
>It seem every week he was pretending to short the market on pickin duty( but with one eye open all koi like) or he'd take extra molasses pie, or or or he'd sit his field ass on the front porch.
>Every week he'd do somethin' rascally IN PLAIN damn sight of the OVaseeah.
>OVasseha would call out to the bobo to get to the Breakin Barn. This Bobos eyes would light up and before you could whistle dixie, he'd be in the barn.
>This Bobo would run to that breaking barn like it was a cool stream on a hot August day in Georgia.
>Hellll it got sooo bad this bobo would TELL You what kine mischief he was gone get his midnight black ass into. He hadnt even DO nuthin yet..
>He would skip over to the barn after an call out " COME On MAaaaaSSA THIS BOBO AINT GUNNA BREAK HISSELF!"
>Just down right peculiar...

>>53544908
>LOL BRO THIS REDDIT POST ABOUT 8TH GRADERS MEANS I AM CORRECT

Literal mental midget. Though it is funny because your ideology shares the mental capacity of an 8th grade class room which is funny to me.

Fuck you niggers for not believing in META and the Zuck. I loaded up when they kicked him down.

what's with all the retard pumping

>>53544908

>>53544908
>when an African American student loudly blurted
Leftist midwit teacher forced to teach negroes and being shocked by their behavior?
It's more common than you think.

>>53544931
I would never buy something as gay and fake as meta. Next.

>>53544912
INTC doesn't have anything worthy of corporate espionage.

>>53544919
I normally just sell calls (and have been) but I'm almost outright bearish. I weight CFO selling very heavily, and the dude was buying at $50 and sold recently at $120.

>>53544902
yeah his daughter jerks him off after a massage, it's very emotional

>>53544901
not my problem. these psychopaths will fuck you no matter who is "in charge."
might as well live a bit.
Russia was literally one of the freest nations on earth till the US started getting pissy that they reset their buffer states. The US practically asked Russia to be more paranoid.

>>53544931
Same here bro, up 90% in 3 months on Meta.

Got a free BMW M3 this year because I bought Facebook on a whim, pretty awesome

Google will poomp hard on increased cloud revenue mark my words

>>53544695
Simply wall st

Closed my position in NAIL today for a tidy profit. Surely it can't just keep pumping...right?

>>53544932
stocks pump on no news whatsoever

>>53544902
Yes he finds a bottomless tub of cookie dough

>>53544955
>that image
god damn

>>53544893
You’re very upset

>>53544908
Based 8th graders. This thread has proven to me that all mumu's are just glowie Jews. I'm more bearish than I've ever been

>>53544980
It‘s always good to take profits fren even if it might poomp a bit harder
Otherwise it will doomp before you notice and you won‘t have profits at all

>>53544980
Boomers will buy third, fourth, even guest homes next door. Homebuilding will NEVER go down.

>>53544995
kek, not even close, but, you will literally say and think anything in order to make your self feel better about being a literal knuckle dragging neanderthal so it doesn't really matter what I say.

>>53544999
>more evidence that bobos are actually just election tourist /pol/tards
I'm adding more to my TQQQ, never been more bullish. /pol/tard losers never make any money.

>>53544967
Thanks!

>>53544953
Nice.

>>53544999
How do you do fellow trader.

>>53545007
I just figure the shit really has to hit the fan in the hoomer sector at some point. I mean it kinda has but the bottom hasn't REALLY fallen out yet, and I don't want to be left holding the bag when it does.

>long term VIX
VIX is going down but contango isn't increasing lmao

>>53544999
>mumus are juden
nah we still have a lot of reddit and newfags in our midst
reminder they can't say nigger or hitler did nothing wrong
probably faggot too
always try to be as racist as possible in any market analysis or posts so we can tell who is who

>>53545012
>>53545023
Next time you might as well just come to the general and say "hello fellow white people". You jews have become lazy and don't even try to stop glowing even for a minute.

>>53545038
kek

>>53545023
>They invented/pushed 2 weeks meme because /pol/ kept being right...

They created the /pol/ echo chamber to squash their enemies but they always lose. It is entertaining.

>The more you know

>>53545057
Jews are white, retard.

>>53545012
Jesus loves you

>>53545057
>OOOO EVERYONE I HATE IS XYZ

kill yourself retard and do the gene pool a favor.

>>53545068
They are White when it suits them.

>>53545056
Spotted the JXNigger

>>53545078
jesus doesnt even know me
also i hate jews

>>53544955
that train is gone. azure has captured the market in a way joogle will never be able to

>>53545068
Dont tell them that

>>53545068
Uh
No

>>53545085
No, they are just white. They are literally white people with a minority religion, a religion doesn't make someone a different race.

>>53544944
Exactly, however AMD does, why would i trust some employee from INTEL let alone give them a high position when they could hand over information to INTEL?
Therefore why would anyone leave like you said they would?

>>53544912
Again go ahead short it at the bottom, i will laugh as you get slain like a cattle.

I just dropped a POWERFUL and GIRTHY shit. It was full of masculine bullish life force and should be taken as a sign that we’ve reached the bottom for the next 40 years

>>53545068
>Jews are white retard
Sure thing rabbi

>>53544632
Look guy, don't ahsk too many questions, capiche? Ya don't look a no-show job like SKYT in da mout-ha.

>>53545056
Retard, normal people don't care about SJW pandering but we also don't give a singular fuck about your midwit neo nazi ideology. Cope, have sex, && touch grass.

>>53545038

imagine the smell.

>>53544462
>shell reports highest ever profit
Oil chads....I kneel.

>>53545050
im guessing we might see sub 16 vix?

>Rolled $10k in MSFT profits into AAPL calls
See you on the other side brothers

I could sell my calls and go positive for the year RIGHT NOW...

>>53545123
Buy BSM sir.

>"He bought SOXS."

>>53545101
Did you know there are Ethiopian, Moroccan and Syrian Jews?

>>53545110
Do you consider white Buddhists or some other religions non white? Jews are literally just white people with a different religion than you. If you argue jews control things you're literally making an argument in favor of white privilege, you do understand this right?

>>53545101
jews are an ethnicity, just like sand niggers

slurped some XLV

>>53544908
its not like this is hidden knowledge
you can look up the civil war in germany on wikipedia that was literally a communist jewish coup

>>53545114
There is literally an entire community full of gullible retard leftists that will eat up the garbage you're spewing. Go there.

>>53545129
Do it. Take profit anon.

>>53545139
Exactly, because it's a religion. The vast majority are white though.

>>53545114
your seething says otherwise
thank you for outing yourself

>>53545089
nope, JXN is a scam and that fuck is super butthurt if you disagree with him
another good tell on whether to ignore people

>>53545105
You think Intel has money for corporate espionage? Nigga, they just pissed off every single employee because they'd rather shove cash into their gimmick dividend.

>>53544730
>Now I'm pretty sure they never even tried to squash inflation
he fell for it, laugh at this retard

>this market can't actually go anywhere without shitstocks propping it up

That's a scary revelation...

>>53545146
No.

>>53545129
Do eet, the market is mad enough that nothing that comes next should surprise you

>>53545101
lol

>>53545138
>when a white girl sees an unneutered golden retriever

>>53545178
I'm afraid he's right, anon. DNA tests don't lie.

>>53545153
>>53545181
I already rolled them this morning and took profit. But, I had some "optimistic" calls from last year that expired in January, so I started the year with a loss. After rolling this morning, I'm pretty close to green, but I might let these ride a bit longer...

AMD ww@? I’m 21% up and climbing.

>>53545151

>>53545138
>That absolute homosexual in the shades checking him out also

Everything you know is wrong
Bear is bull, up is down and short is long
And the research you thought was just so
Important doesn't matter

Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the charts and buy along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong

>>53545178
what the fuck do you think Semitic means tard?

>>53544999
>This thread has proven to me that all mumu's are just glowie Jews
I think the same and digits confirm. They all pile in and talk just like shills

>>53545010
>20 years from now boomers will be dead
>their millennial and genx children have been having barely enough kids to keep the US as a net positive birth rate and will be selling their properties for peanuts to hispanics replacements
>many parts of Europe have already gone negative
check out Japans house building markets for a look into the future

>>53545154
Been here since 2004. I don't plan on leaving just cause some normies started squatting on my board after project chronology. Dial8 tranny.

>UVXY just turned green
oh? what have we here?

IT KEEPS GOING UP. WTF

>>53545214
>Semites, Semitic peoples or Semitic cultures is an obsolete term for an ethnic, cultural or racial group. The terminology is now largely unused outside the grouping "Semitic languages" in linguistics.
Kek, /pol/tard BTFO yet again.

>>53545224
>check out Japans house building markets for a look into the future
I know they're big on always tearing down and rebuilding homes because they're weirded out by owning a house someone else lived in.

SPX VIX divergence, VIX isn't going down.

>>53545229
chanology**

Laggard is currently destroying the bull case

BOBO ARE U OK ARE U OK BOBO

>>53545112
That show is trash, and you should be shot for referencing it. SKYT is also trash, you stupid wop.

>>53545224
I think this is where boomer are going to get absolutely fucked. My dad has this mentality that he's safe with a lot of equity in his houses. He's got this engrained fear because his dad sold houses in the prime areas of Seattle and the bay area, right before the markets exploded. Population is declining and I think it's going to be rapid.

>>53545229
> Been here since 2004
/biz/ has only been around since late 2017 though

>>53544493

>>53545239
cant tell if you are simply in denial, an idiot or trolling. perhaps all 3.

>>53545258
>SKYT is also trash
Yes.
>That show is trash, and you should be shot for referencing it.

>>53545268
>The whole website is /biz/

>>53544908
actually gives me hope for the future kek

>>53544493
>Khazar Milkers
The perfect bioweapon. I kneel, Jews.

Aapl calls or soxl calls?

>>53545270
God I hate women so goddamn much. They look like they smell nice though.

what was the level that puts us no longer in a bear market on SPY? was it something like 417?

>>53545268
>since late 2017
/biz/ has been around since 2014
it became a crypto board primarily in 2017 though

>>53545296
Thats a Man

>>53545229
>2004
Ok now I know you're just a troll fishing for (you)s. You'll get no more from me

Nesqiqq just keeps poomping

>>53545288
Moot literally started this site in 2017 because of Trump’s epic win you newfag retard, /biz/ was the founding board.

>>53545248
no- post financially related booba to make me feel better

If it's still green at the end of the day, I'm buying some puts just for insurance
This shit is crazy

>>53545307
Bobo status: DEAD

>>53545296
they make the best fleshlights
not good for much else tho

>>53545258
Best to just laugh at it. These late stage bear market rallies bring out the biggest idiots. When everything's pumping, everyone thinks they're a genius for picking something that's also pumping. Zero comprehension of beta and factor correlations.

>>53545293
Yes

Loving the pump!!!!

Are you not entertained?

You have no idea how short I am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIIQvs4qAKM

First month sitting at an 8% return on 3 notes. I have 5 other notes that make their first payment this month.

>>53545293
SOXL calls. Its still got some juice.

>>53545271
I accept your concession, /pol/tard.

>>53545342
Cope

>>53545249
No, I'm so mad

>>53545258
>sopranos is trash
Better go back to watching steven universe zoomer, you're shit taste isn't welcome here

>>53545241
SPX up != VIX down
Vix equation: https://www.macroption.com/vix-calculation/#:~:text=VIX%20Calculation%20Step%20by%20Step,-Select%20the%20options&text=Calculate%2030%2Dday%20variance%20by,is%20the%20VIX%20index%20value.

>>53545354
>less than 3 dollars
whoa nelly that rate of return isnt safe what would dave ramsey say??

>>53545143
Ask any Jew if they are white. I have. They have vehemently denied being white. They hate being called white.

YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY
YOU'VE BEEN STRUCK BY

Goddamn I don't know what to buy. Puts are tempting

AMZN 120 calls before close? ez

>>53545354

>>53545249
The higher you pump it the better I feel actually.

>>53545398
Imagine the piss and sweat smell brehs..

>>53545385
they hate being called white because they hate whites

>>53545345
>GD
Still can't believe there's all that meme energy about needing tanks in Ukraine but they either crab or dump.

>>53545265
if the population decline is truly set in stone then every market is going to drop like a rock but heavy money investments like homes and factory new cars are going to get the worst of it, selling off assets real low just to get rid of them off of their tax bills

>>53545384
That’s only in 3 notes worth $25 each. So $3 off of $75.

>>53545385
Source: Trust me bro.

>>53545360
answer me this if you have the courage to do so; are you jewish?

>>53545258
OOOOHHH!!!

>>53544477
>it's computers who are buying, trust me

>>53545342
They don't teach ya what sarcasam is at them schools they got ovah deyah in india, or wehevuh you come from?

>>53545258
Now you, I know wheyah you come from, and yous, yous need to go back, befofoah my friend here gets upset.

>>53545349
we finna crash soon dawg
>>53545373
>steven universe
>google it
>it's a kids show
I have no idea wtf that is you fucking pedophile. Sopranos is garbage, and you're mad that people don't like your wop guido soap operas.
>>53545408
>Imagine the piss and sweat smell brehs..

>>53545364
>Cope
That would imply that I'm not also profiting off this rally.
I'm no genius, but at least I'm self-aware enough to not think myself one because I picked SKYT or some other trash out of a bag of tech/semis tickers. I'm just riding SOXL. Might as well swing the most concentrated beta you can access to generate some alpha during this momentary uptrend.

>>53545385
that's because they know they're larping as nonwhites. the rich jews have literally been in europe for millenia, they're the greedy fucks who converted to judaism specfically to charge christians usury. that's the only reason judaism existed in europe, there was monetary incentive. The sand nigger jews arent gypsies why would they leave the desert

>>53545405
broke ass nigga

>>53544496
>TA on soxl
Literally fucking kill yourself oh my shitting fuck. We need soxl to go to zero so you literally kill yourself.
>TA on a fucking leveraged ETF
1 year of pain has taught you fucking monkeys nothing.

i panic sold like 90% of my oil stocks. IDK why and IDK what to buy

>>53544494
>>53544506
>>53544546
>>53544565
>>53544576
>>53544618
>>53544730
>>53544980

I closed nearly half of my positions but I'm up Handley, around 200% or so in the past 12 months, I'm sitting on 41k cash and 58k in the market. I have buys in around mid Jan prices.

I never shorted just swung degenerate SPACs, BTC miners and hydrogen mostly.

Not sure if I want it to go up or down at this point.

>>53545380
>SPX up != VIX down
depends

REPENT! REPENT! TURN AWAY FROM YOUR SINFUL WAYS, YE HEATHENS! YOUR GREED AND YOUR GLUTTONY HAS LED YOU TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL. THE APPLE WILL FALL FROM THE TREE. THE SKY SHALL TURN RED WITH BLOOD.

>>53545442
You gotta walk before you can run, sport: https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>>53544555
Checked. Mugwump jism commodity when

>>53545442
Why would you do that? Are you new here?

>>53545422
I'm white and not religious.

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>>53545431
>haha I d-d-dont know what that show is
Sure thing zoomer.

>>53545419
like i said you can find out for yourself. go ask one. the guy worked at my warehouse. someone called him white and he got mad. he would call me cracker.

>>53545467
found the jew

>>53545270
that is a man I can tell from the pixels

Odds of Aapl buyback after hours? Tempted to dip the ol’ toes in

>>53545406

>>53544444

>>53545429
Wasn't calling you out in particular. More of a comment on the general phenomenon.

>>53545440
>durr i can obviously see that there is a pattern between RSI and when it dumps but its not true because....ITS JUST NOT OK.

new (real) thread
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>>53545492
>>53545492

>>53545023
If you can't say newfag and opt for "tourist" you need to fucking leave right now, faggot. No one buys that a homo who says tourist before newfag has been here longer than a year. Fucking transparent assclown.

>>53545351
nice, lets shake these mumu's into doing some tricks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lCMUkqpI7o

>put that money in my hand you fat cows.

>>53545466
I hit my stop losses and even though demand is increasing in china, inventories are really high so I don't see the price going up for a long time. Also worried that western economies are worse than what is reported and that demand will tank in the coming months

>>53545439
It’s a side project retard. If you want to call me broke atleast mention all of my NVDA and amd puts

>>53545524
So you even know a bull case yet you still sold. Oh well.

>>53545524
>Also worried that western economies are worse than what is reported and that demand will tank in the coming months

Welcome to the club
>looks at market
>????
>Profit?

>>53545552
being poor is your side project? What's your main, being a fag?

>>53544763
War in the middle east

>>53545445
Nice

>>53544863
Stop denying antisemitism, nazi

>>53545431
>MmmH Sopranos bad And Trash!
>*Throws in a few slurs to get his point across*
>Piss and sweat posting.

What a performance

>>53545482
dont flirt with me, silly boys

>>53545434
that's some sensitive topic faggot. you're treading on the toes of thousands of rabbis who will simultaneously teach that one must have a bloodline, and non-bloodlines are dirt, while taking meals and shekels from a population that is well over 50% not-middle eastern, and 0% certain they are related to Jacob.
And this is a guy who will bite a baby, who are you?

>>53545389
Buy tech. You literally cannot lose money.

>>53546113
B-but anon... it is overvalued.

>>53545389
You should already own something.
Now is the time to sell.

>>53546286
so are diamonds but your whore wife won't be putting out on the honeymoon when you get her a practical and well valued hardened tungsten ring

next
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