/biz/ - Business & Finance

Wonder how many people threatened his life for telling them to sell.

He isn't wrong, just too early

>>53533074
I know it's a quote from the movie, but that's the same as being wrong.

The lagging effects of rate hikes aren't priced in.

>>53533056
probably zero

>>53532988
i'll be back

>>53532988
>we will keep doing rate hikes to fight inflation
>inflation up 2% in one month
You best be trolling fr

>>53532988
Man the hike rates ongoing, no pause in march and the dollar progressively losing more value will fuck shit up at a faster rate this year.

>>53533138
Which one's the dead one?

>Actually deleted his account
What a massive faggot

>>53533138
This deadcat has nine lives.

>>53532988
why do you capitalize random words? sign of mental illness

>>53533138
>>53532988
didn't this cryptojew marry a chink? Shows weakness and poor mental composure, just because he got lucky once doesn't mean I would trust him with my money

>>53533157
He always deletes his account this is like the 1000th time

Biden said earlier he will ask McCarthy for a specific budget plan and a commitment to supporting the nation's debt obligations, the White House said, and he will discuss federal spending cuts with Republicans, but only after the debt ceiling is lifted.

McCarthy already prepping the cuck.

>>53533099
imagine changing your opionon this often
These meme lines were drawn in June

>>53533179
>"We will balance the budget after we raise the debt ceiling. Super promise."

hey, uh, doesnt the market bottom AFTER the fed announces a pivot? idk it was just something i saw on here, maybe some bear hopium.

bears btfo forever

>>53533138
>i'll be b-ACK

Are there even any bobos left on smg at this point?
Full mumu euphoric retardation in effect
They deserve their moment I guess, then the heeming is back on the menu

>>53533221
This is the best time in the last 10 years to get short but these "people" itt ain't ready for that conversation

>>53533205
>price lower than a day or two ago
>my short entry isn't even touched
lmao, bulls poopin' their poopy pants

>>53532988
Lmao good work op I was gonna make the thread with the same Pic

>>53533221
is it going to test 3600 again, scary.
dxy might even hit short targets ahaed of time

>>53532988

KEK perma bears are so retarded. This dude is such a grifter he says there’s going to be a crash every 5 minutes then acts like a genius when it finally happens

>>53533232
Correct. I'll let it run a few days, 3 day rule and all. They'll be euphoric until end of next week is my guess.

>>53533247
do not redeem you bloody benchod bastards

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1fzJ_AYajA

>>53533221
I'm still net short

>>53532988
>last rate hike the fed was considered hawkish
>nothing has changed with the fed since last meeting except a new rate hike
>the fed is now considered doveish
?

>>53533264
Bullish

>>53533157
He's deactivated it like once a year every year
I'm surprised he came back at all

>>53533281
25bps is dovish compared to 50bps, i think thats the logic. and he said disinflation about 10 times.

>>53533247
Hindenburg will be the boogeyman after how successful their reports been

>>53533170
>poor mental composure
You act like everyone has access to WASPy white conservative chicks. Go fuck yourself and start fighting the trend the other way so we can all have this.

banana stock

>>53533361
banana cock

>>53533281
Bobo it's not that complex, being extremely hawkish and raising aggressively by 75 is very hawkish. But going to 25 bps(signalling being close to the end), being optimistic about strong disinflation, and employing a policy of wait and see IS less hawkish. It is the delta of those two things that matters, but the time the fed cuts, the market will already be way higher than today

>>53533294
wouldnt be the least surprised if its on purpose. sec should look into it

>>53533334
>WASPy
Get me a Catholic Euro ride-or-die babe

>>53533361
>>53533370

>>53533084
Lol, no it isn't.

Friendly reminder most of ya'll cowards don't even smoke crack

I remember reading yesterday some anon claiming that his friend was on manufacturer boards and inventory growth in Q4 was to prepare for factories closing down and losing more workers, not for Christmas.

Turns out he was fucking right, damn.

https://youtu.be/0SUveEWsMeM

>>53533200
Yes, because they keep saying it's all priced in till it's not. The effects of 5% interest rates for the rest of 2023 aren't priced in. When the fed pivots it will be because they accidentally the economy. Recession causes both the bottom and the pivot.

>>53533399
?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLLgNi5UmB0

>>53533424
So basically stonks are going to run while businesses go under?

I only have two open positions right now:
- Long natural gas
- Short Nasdaq

>fetalposition.exe

>>53533424
yield curve says you are full of shit.

>>53533281
I pointed out in this thread about how the yield curve has barely moved
>>53531855
Got some typically smoothbrained replies
No one wants to face facts about how the important macro factors haven't moved
Some bobos will have been caught in that green dildo today and I feel bad for them because they're all still correct.
The market is just fucking stupid, the Fed won't even pause, the yield curve will un-invert after a deep recession, the market has pulled this shit so many times since the end of 2021 that idk how the pattern isn't obvious, every jew banker should be murdered in the streets, anyone who hasn't been killed on today's green dildo should remain short because the easy money train is over, the debt is the key thing to watch that will cause the next recession/depression. Disregard mumu niggers.

>>53533372
>the market will already be way higher than today
We're almost 10% off all time highs so you're saying by the time the recession ends we will be well above ATH? That has literally never happened

>>53533461
We aren't even 10% through the real bear market let the kiddies talk about their fantasy new highs

from the big short to the big margin call

>>53533418
>anon tries to subtleltly shill his youtube channel

>buy upro last week
>but cap my gains by selling covered calls

>>53533481
>We aren't even 10% through the real bear
this is the retardation i come here for

>>53533418
>fucking steve van meter
This perma bear midwit has been nothing but wrong his whole life.

>WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE
>burning buildings in the background
While SPY YTD does nothing but point up.

>>53533451
>winter almost over
>january had record temperatures of 20 degrees celsius or more
>nasdaq is poomping for whatever reason despite missed revenue, shit guidance and most tech being a useless meme (see peleton and meta today)
anon you might be retarded
SHORT natgas
LONG nasdaq

BURRY TOLD ME TO SELL AND NOW I MISSED OUT ON THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS IN GAINS

>>53533501

>>53533481
https://youtu.be/X1JGWFcvAwU

So, how many billions of $ of Google buybacks can we expect they'll announce tomorrow?

>>53533294
Because he doesn't want his probably correct bearish sentiment demoralised by euphoric mumus in case he accidentally capitualtes.

oh wow epic day today bros i'm buying some S&P 7000 calls ez money bros

>>53533521
why is the dollar dying if inflation is being lowered?

>>53533501
the bear market hasn't even begun. Couldn't go under the 200 week. Bear market will begin soon though. There's nothing realistic driving the latest up trend, with the exception of DXY shenanigans.

>>53533547
Seems like good advice, surely there couldn't be any profit taking happening now

Stonk market is fun

>>53533563
When the milkshake is empty nothing to slurp. Deflationary dead spiral, or inflationary dead spiral. Dollar is done.

>>53533440
???

>>53533519
>was sure the fed would hike more
>wanted to delay my dca
>embraced the boglehead meme and invested on monday
>up 2%
We always win

>>53533563
Why was the dollar strengthening when inflation was higher?

>>53533565
The easiest way to understand why you're right fellow bobo, is to realize that the money printer isn't simply not printing now, it's working in reverse, it's sucking up liquidity and that means the liquidity is continually pump it like today just isn't there.
It's the sanest way to understand what is happening and why the bias is still heavily in favor of bears now. Bear market rallies are often like today. Next comes the heeming.

is anyone still pushing it?

I got absolutely heemed by UVXY today, but other than that I did fine.

>>53533605
because every other shithole was drowning in dollar loans and wanted to get out and funds all hid in dollar because inflation was worse everwhere else
dollar was the safe haven, now its a shitcoin

>>53533519
Not financial advice!
Thanks for playing!

>>53533609
yeah and hold on to your ass if you're a bear caught up in these rallies.

>>53533221
As usual the boboid doesn't live in reality, literally almost everyone is still bearish. The market only moves to cause max pain so we will continue pumping till most are finally bullish.

Everyday, the news gets more and more bullish.

When in doubt- sell.

>>53533663
ChatGPT will bring that down even further.

>>53533663
You could fire 50% of corporate America and 75% of government workers and nothing would change

>>53533646
Well some of us *did* say it could rip to 420-430
Doesn't mean it's not a BMR

>>53533609
fed will sell assets as slowly as they need/want, there are no time limits. you'll learn.

>>53533663
>mfw it unironically is because muh earnings

>>53533613
there's no other way to invest these days

>>53533687
I learned last year to avoid FOMC days. Just too stupid, they've basically all pumped since last March other than the one in September I think it was.

>>53533683
Maybe we should

>>53533181
it's called trading you absolute braindead bull

>>53533650
>The market only moves to cause max pain
Unfortunately at this point the max pain is turning everyone into pod-dwelling, bug-eating slaves through currency debasement. Needless to say, the max pain theory doesn't bode well.

>>53533688
K. They're already burning through a few hundred billion just to cover the interest expense at this level. But yeah they can play this game forever kek.

>>53533181
When the facts change, I change my opinions.
What the fuck do you do?

>>53533725
in the case of the twitter screechers I wouldnt call it trading, its pure attention whoring

>>53533200
Usually but sometimes like in the 1980s interest rates go up and wages go up faster. I just find it difficult to believe we're in that scenario

Mumus grasping for straws

>>53533712
Yeah I did mention that a lot of times today, no one else apart from me and you are paying attention here. It's a fucking BMR, pattern is obvious af by now. Mumus can have a little party but the reality will come back soon.

>>53533738
claim the market is fake and gay on a racist mongolian monkey fucking forum

>>53533679
Sell covered calls

>>53533754
Short squeezes in bear markets are always needed to get more suckers

>>53533738
You look ahead. Novermber I got admittedly fucked because I thought C was still in play. But who is still expecting a C correction after todays fed speech is a delusional bobo

>>53533759
this is NOT a M*ngolian board chud

>>53533770
>muh everything is a short squeeze
you have to go back

>>53533221
still here, still bearish
however, I have felt all along that after breaking the 200 that we would move higher and break above the bear market trend line, to encourage buying
only then will positions long and short get flushed
Q1 '23 earnings will be brutal

>>53533738
screech about the jews and beat my wife

>>53533792
>2 more weeks
You bobos have been saying the next earnings will be brutal for the last 3 years.

MOTT CAPITAL FAGGOT SHOW YOURSELF

IT HAS BEEN 4 MONTHS AND YOURE MORE WRONG THAN EVER

>>53533795

>>53533795
based muzzie

>>53533811
Personally no, i have not, and yes they have been pretty bad lately.
the market is ignoring them saying next quarter will be better.

>>53533811
february 14 CPI
all earnings this quarter have been bad, have you not been paying attention?
massive margin squeezes across the board, huge historic EPS misses
and this is backward looking, to Q4 '22 when the recession wasn't here - it has gotten worse since then

>>53533221
I lost everything trying to short this market. Time for me to go back to index fund again

>>53533827
>>53533830
Earnings have been good, boboids don't live in reality.

>>53533795
impressive, very nice

>>53533526
not even. that company is so trash it's a crime for them to still be around. intellectual power plays of design are the only things keeping the nerds at each others' throats over property rights once our laws and whatnot are backed by blockchain quantum smoked bologna.
>millions of results in 0.05 seconds!
>hey look how easy it is to make a websearch lol
>huh? duckduckgo was doing that longer than both you
>hahaha wanna use our e-wallet? our email service? vr?
can't wait until daddy bsizzle monopolizes every one of these morons, fuckin pretendin they aren't just as unethical in their business practices as the caffeine-aluminum waste-dumping boomers who've been exploiting every square inch of land, air, and sea across this planet with political theatres of war masking every true intention. this will be the only business monopoly i will every truly believe in until i'm long and gone.

>>53533846
anon there is such a thing as smoking TOO much crack, take it easy bro

>>53533846
This anon is on alcohol and LSD at the same time

lol the bobo cope on twitter is another level.

the entire modern stock market is just a series of gamma squeezes. there are no investors. only traders.

and just wait until you see the gamma squeeze in nat gas. BOIL

>>53533841
>Earnings have been good
nearly every company has missed estimates in EPS and given weak forward guidance, their expenses have been rising faster than their revenue and they are all seeing big margin compression in every sector
the only earnings that have been okay have been energy

>>53533846
now that is fucking schizoposting

>>53533874
not a bad mix
for me it's a gin and tonic. Tanqueray.

my mind is absolutly blown. there are people who are holding onto spy 350 puts lmfao hahahaha
we wont see below 400 this decade.

>>53533506
Yeah I have been watching this dude for a while and he is constantly giving the most absolutely grim outlook. He does it cause he knows it will generate clicks.

Mike Barry is an aspergurs ridden faggot cock sucker a watch is right twice a day he is a complete shit show retarded nigger faggot remember the story of the boy who cried wolf yea this 1000x faggot retard shut the fuck up u are low iq lucky homo made one good bet

>>53533838
Fuck man that's terrible, how much did you lose?
We all have taken Ls before we gitgud and days like today are not helpful. The last month was much like that other anon said, designed to cause pain so I just stayed out most of the time and took small wins where I could. This isn't the time for heroism, that will come soon enough.

>>53533792

Just chill and let GOOG/AAPL/AMZN ER pump and then Friday's payroll and Service PMI giga pump that FOMO.

Then look for the signs to go bear:

DXY sub-100
Gold above 2K
Bitcoin 30K
CVNA 50/share

>>53533912
And VIX at 16

>>53533890
you wear a shirt with only one wolf and the moon?

>>53533931
only ironically though

>>53533841
>meta earnings down 50%, mild guidance
>shoots up 20%
I can't find this reality

>>53533506
>>53533899
>>53533418

This grifter was telling everyone to be long bonds right into the worst bond drawdown ever. That's when he started doing these thumbnail doomer bait to get more views.

so is it too late to invest

Is it over for put owning bobos if Apple, Alphabet, and Amazon smash earnings and guidance tomorrow?
None with approach the disappointment of Intel, will they?
I mean, the market has to keep marching up if 2 out of 3 do well enough and the third doesn't report like Intel?

>>53533974
still the bottom friend. we are going to all time highs soon.

>>53533515
>winter almost over
The very definition of priced-in.

>january had record temperatures of 20 degrees celsius or more
Oh, and I totally could have known that beforehand, as well as what the weather is going to be next.

>nasdaq is poomping for whatever reason despite missed revenue, shit guidance and most tech being a useless meme (see peleton and meta today)
Right. That's why I shorted.

Natgas has never been this oversold in its history. This is bitconnect levels of dumping, just somewhat slower. Nasdaq was already tonguing the rim of overbought RSI for several days, and just exploded higher after a hawkish as fuck Powell that everyone just shrugged and ignored.

Shit, actually, after this post, I'm out of the fetal position and ready to add to both.

>>53532988

Fear and Greed index near extreme greed

This is gonna be a easy short

>>53533964
need to step up your game

>>53533974
if the fib expansion works out targt is 6800 on spx, dont ask me about the narrative to get there and how long it takes

>>53533991
imagine following a stupid fucking index controlled by the very people trying to make money off you

>>53533991

>>53534000
6800 seems reasonable once the Fed starts cutting and QE comes back, should be in second half of 2023 or maybe early 2024.

>>53533994
that shirts got some fooking drip bro

>>53533994
cant be a lone wolf if there's three of you retard

>>53534012
yep and adjusted for inflation... easy highs soon.
literally nothing bearish in the news. only concern is ukraine and putin. but for now thats also a nothingburger

>>53534012
I thought more in the 2025 ball park or later. But depending on how we get there, could be earlier

>>53534000
>>53534012
TikTok Investors is missing you, go back

>>53534034
What about the China Taiwan situation? They're clearly showing signs they want to make a move on that.

>>53534043
Back to /pol/, schizo bear loser. There was a legitimate reason to be bearish in 2022, there is none now.

>>53534043
whats the bear target, still 2800 at the .382?

>>53534034
>Everything is bearish
>therefore nothing is bearish
Real income has fallen as hard as in the great depression.

>>53534057
Big fucking whoop. Biden has no choice but to suck Chinas dick but even if he had a choice he would still suck Chinas dick because if its one thing a Biden knows how to do it's suck Chinese dick. Some supply chains will get issues and there will be strong condemnations but ultimately nothing will happen.
RIP in peace AMD tho.

>>53534115
another meaningless statistic, that i would even question the validity

>>53534012
>6800 seems reasonable once the Fed starts cutting
peak mumu euphoria

if you fags don't give me good advice on what stonk i should dump 5000 dollars into any why, i'm gonna shove it into msft for the lulz

>>53534115
>implying an individuals personal income has fuck all to do with the line going up or down

>>53534133
Nearly everyone is still bearish though, bulls are the contrarians.

>>53534145
good lets keep it that way.

>>53534115
I mean technically it could just be a number of account game, like dollar dying and inflation being around 5% with dollar denominated assets "going up"

Uh oh BBBYaggies
>The retailer still has a 30-day grace period to make good on the bond coupon payments, but that wouldn’t reverse the default that was triggered by its failure to repay bank loans. Typically borrowers would have to remedy missed payments on all of their debt to resolve a default.
30 day clock starts, they either pay back all the defaulted debt or declare bankruptcy

>>53534062
Gave you like 5 reasons here fucking nigger
>>53533459
Main reasons are the inverted yield curve and the debt
I know you won't have a response on those you massive fucking faggot

>>53534139
buy NVIDA you idiot.

>>53532988
Im smarterer then micheal berry

>>53534139
BOIL if you want high risk high reward because natural gas is way oversold
LMT if you think the war with Russia will escalate
VLO if you think the economy will keep pumping
GOOG if you think internet will keep pumping like Facebook did today right before their earnings tomorrow

>>53534165
Schizo conspiracy theories aren't legitimate investment strategies, this is why bobos only lose money.

>>53534164
The rumor is they're declaring bankruptcy this week barring a buyer swooping. The IV is retarded though.

>>53534145
>Nearly everyone
Who is nearly everyone? Is nearly everyone in the room with you right now?

>>53534119
Oh so you're delusional, and have no grasp of the real world, good to know. I wish there were permanent IDs on biz sometimes, so i don't accidentally take something people like you say seriously in other threads after you show how stupid you are like this.
>>53534133
I think this is the first time i've seen an all cap ID

>>53534165
yield curve? All but up to the 6 month looks good. 1y at 4.6 2y heading toward szub 4

>>53534184
All of stocktwits, twitter, r*ddit and any other online investing forum are bearish.

>>53534194
I wouldn't know, i refuse to go on any of those sites.

>>53534205
you should visit it. just get the sentiment from those website and do the opposite. dead serious its that easy. what do you think the algo AI does?

>>53534177
>>53534139
if you want to get into BOIL see what natty gas does after 10:00AM EDT Henry Hub report.
Good chance you can catch a good knife at 5 dollars by friday.

Sold all of my KOLD today so looking to flip to BOIL at that price.

>MUH YIELD CURVES
Nobody wants trash ass bonds, there's trillions of dollars waiting on the sideline for the "crash" that will never come.

Be ready for the melt up.

>>53534194
/smg/ seems bullish. are you implying that /smg/ isn't part of the consensus?

>>53534194
No they're not

>>53534187
>>53534182
I want my fellow bobos to look at these mumus and really take a good look at the competition
This is what we're up against guys
We'll be okay, just don't go crazy with the leverage
These fucktards don't know the basics
They'll scream and cry when the heeming starts and act like they weren't warned

>>53534177
can i sit on any of those for a while and watch them pump or will i be on suicide watch if i dont pay attention one day?

Insufferable Cuntonomist

>>53534214
idk, i don't have super organized information processing abilities, i take things in then forget where i heard or read them and so lose the context of whether they were from somebody stupid.

>>53534232
Is he still butthurt about buying a house at the top?

>>53534187
The 1 year is higher than the 30 year

>>53534214
then why don't some anon just code up that AI and post results in /smg/

>>53533501
>boomers still have their retirement accounts intact
It hasn't even started.

>>53534227
>circling the waggon
>alone
anon, I was a bear and I would have loved to scoop up at the .5 fib retrace, and buy 5% 2y, it didnt happen

>>53533219
KEK

>>53534227
up 20% from the lows.
i would be angry too, but don't worry its still early. hop on board. once you learn to set your ego to the side you can start making real money.

>>53534227
>fucktards don't know the basics
See the thing about us bullchads is we are smart enough to realize that you cannot time the market. We buy great companies with excellent fundamentals and we hold for a 10+ year time horizon, if there is a dip we simply buy more. To make money as a gay bobo you have to not only be right on the company you short but also time it nearly flawlessly, basically you're playing a losers game and failed the IQ test of investing.

>>53534246
yes, and?it might even go up to 4.8 again until March fomc meeting, but latest till may short term yield is going to see a dip. By all means, bond boomers should use the opportunity to slurp

>>53533202
FUCKING BASED AND UNDERRATED

Holy fucking fuck Carvana

Do I short this crazy after hours pump on this soon to be bankrupt shitco?

>>53534243
No he's gloating about the self-proclaimed coming to fruition of his recent predictions and analysis.
>I'll buy into real estate to lend it out again when there is blood in the streets but I am not cheering for a crash.
...is his newest schtick.

>>53534183
Employees are reporting delayed paychecks online, shit is fucking bad

Anyone legitimately think SOXL could break 100 within the next year or two?

>>53534186
> I wish there were permanent IDs
Maybe reddit would be more your speed.

>>53534276
That's all well and fine until the market crabs sideways or even down for for a decade or more. Which as happened many times across all sorts markets

>>53534329
But only for /biz/. and there'd be no actual customizable names just your id, and no upvoting or anyting of the sort.

>>53534334
That will never happen again in the post QE era.

>>53534304
Don't forget they've also stopped selling gift cards and were told to refund people who bought them recently. I follow BBBY bulls who still think this is bullish and that this is a sign of a buyout.
>>53534284
Wait for another limit up day and short volatility instead.

>>53534334
Google factor investing

What happens on Robinhood if I used my 5k instant deposits on a risky options play (and I don't have the money). Let's say it posts before the options expiry, will they cancel my options?

>>53534372
Depends. You didn't give them your real name, did you?

>>53534358
>short volatility
The Vix?
Or you mean IV, sell call spreads?

>>53534317
AI is the hottest thing. and it needs chips and vram

>>53533912
DXY sub 100 sounds like an ultra bullish move though

>>53534220

>>53533980
Not really. If they have LEAPs anything can go wrong with inflation cpi or supply chains and re-enact the bear market.

Short term bobos are liquidated though, which is why I would never buy options with less than 1 year expiration. I will happily write 2 month expiry options to gamblers though.

>>53534382
It's all real, it's a valid account. I just am tight on cash til the weekend and wanna YOLO a trade. Will they cancel my options or will I just have a negative balance I'll need to pay soon?

I got heemed so fucking hard today, lost 15% of my account. I’m not afraid to admit that I capitulated, I capitulated hard. I bought some risky tech stock and have 0 cash on hand. Well done, Jpow, you beat me.

I'm going to long META and MSFT. FTC just lost its case against meta today.

>Accidentally downloaded tax form from fidelity
>Feds will know cuz on phone
>Have to declare my stocks now
How do I do my taxes

>>53534447
>I'm buying FAGMAN!
No one cares.

>>53534453
claim 0 cost basis on everything bite the bullet

>>53534453
just dont do your taxes and then just pay whatever the irs says u owe

>>53534430
If the play temporarily goes against you, just double down. I don't see the problem.

>>53534432
iktf Just remember: there's no shame in Bogleheading.

>>53534487
I just don't want them to cancel my options. They wouldn't just sell them would they?

>>53534418
All the signs I listed are the peak in bullishness. That's when you short. ~98-99 is likely the end of the DXY down move.

>>53534515
if you have money in your account already and margin for it then no, if not idk. but i wouldnt be a retard and gamble with money you dont have.

Has twitter been hacked? What is this anyway?

>>53534531
I don't have the money now. It won't be in until Monday. So if I initiate the transfer tomorrow with instant deposits, will it reject before week's end?

It's retarded and risky. But I wanna do it.

>>53534548
There's a meme where apparently the algo favors you if your account is locked. Our favorite billionaire autist is cheekily testing it out.

>>53534519
98 in March, then in May at the fomc, goes to 89

>>53534559
why dont you ask the support team and ask for delayed withdrawal due to payday. they will probably say no though

>>53534672
Get this demon animation outta my thread.

I'm up 74% or about $4,700 since the start of the year. How's everyone else doing?

>>53534353
You are at least right that we are post-qe. Money printers will be gathering dust for 10+ years. Just like your bags.

Bobros post meme lines

He said one thing he was watching was finally starting to go down, then he said he was waiting for another things to go down. What did he say?
Something to do with jobs and the price of goods.
Sorry I want the group to talk about when more data on the thing will be out.

>>53534395
sell call spreads, sorry for the ambiguity. selling meme call spreads on meme assets is my hobby.
>AMC $69C
>GME $420C (pre split)
>DWAC $169C

>>53533074
He's still wrong, you're always early when your opinions never change. You can't take credit for saying line go down when that's all you say and all the line can do is go down or up

anyone know when Burry's 13F is scheduled to drop? If he was serious, he surely must have sold out of GEO today, which is reason enough for me to short it as I think too many people are in it just because he is.

>>53534432
Even the pros blow up man. Time to grind that money back at work and reexamine your strategy

>>53534796
13F only come out every quarter

>>53534595
im just gonna go for it. Fuck it, wish me luck anon

selena,
/smg/ goblina
now she is the queen of tiktok whores
(what she's waited for)

>>53534796
no schedule. file anytime.
t. elon

>Finally above $250,000 again
WAGMI

>>53534837
he has 45 days from the end of a quarter to post previous quarter. So the 15th at latest.

>>53534837
yeah, I just looked up when Scion normally files their Q4 13F. seems like they do the second week of every February. (2/16)

might look at shorting GEO.
>>53534865
true for individuals, not true of hedge funds / asset managers.

>>53534577
>favorite billionaire autist

>>53534432
I'm down 15% on SPXU and I haven't capitulated. I didn't think the mumus had it in them to extend this rally this long. I should've got out when SPY broke the 200 day meme line

>>53534484
Can I negotiate? How do I do pay less?

>>53534432
toppest of all top signals

>>53534871
i wish i had your optimism, my $300k makes me feel poor

>>53534484
Does it really work that way?

>>53534920
$500,000 is good enough for me

>>53534519
i'm longing USD starting tomorrow

>>53534519
yeah I'm thinking DXY sees 108 again too, then finally breaks down

Are there any leveraged inverse bitcoin ETFs? Or just -1x like BITI

Well done Powell. 32 days into the year and 1.2% worth of inflation already in the bag you spineless faggot

>>53534984
SQQQ

>>53534731
the lines have been broke bobo we are in no-bear land now. jesus fucking christ look at the futures. i will lose everything tomorrow.

>>53534994
Thats not short bitcoin thats short nasdaq

>>53535028
dios mio..

Gentlemen, a toast: to those who hung on and those we lost.

>>53535031
same thing

>>53534912
you can negotiate, just come up with a sob story like u broke your leg and u can only afford 5 bucks a month or something

>>53534949
ya pretty much if you dont mind a few extra fees. as long as you act cooperative. i'm lazy as fuck about doing the tax things i'm supposed to do and haven't had any trouble. Sometimes i get billed for more money but 3 years now i've actually gotten extra refunded or told i overpaid

>>53533876
it's all they know how to do. which is sad. they could come here and talk shit to real shit, but no. they want to play against the weakest opponents every single time and brag about their skill levels.

>bitcoin has a $460B market cap
ain't it crazy how it's almost worth as much as TSLA and META?

>>53535053
It's been a good run, but this is probably where I say goodbye to /smg/ until the next meaningful event happens. All this recent pumping/dumping on nothing but pure hype is not my style.
Sitting in US dollars at a time that DXY has declined 15% in the past 3 months seems sketchy, but I'm not sure there's any better way to wait it out.

>>53534796
oh so thats what he meant "Sell GEO".

As a matter of fact, I would prefer China to invade Taiwan as that would be extremely bullish for my coal stocks.

>>53535117
China invading Taiwan was at one point the bull thesis for INTCels.

>>53535101
it's not liquid though and it's also not regulated so if everyone tried to sell tomorrow it would go to $0 since there is no intrinsic value. i believe there will be one final pump before it dies for basically good and just crabs based on deflation

>>53534710
I was up over about 70% or so the other week, went over 100k for the first time in my life. I got super cocky and have just been betting on things left and right. Today I got omega-heemed, plus losing 20k on something last week so now I only have a gain of 10k, that will be wiped out tomorrow so Ill end up with a nice fat gain of 0 or less. Good start.

>>53535143
Please. The resale market for AMD products would go through the roof and INTC would still lose market share.

>>53535143
it still is

How much money did Michael Burry just lose investors?
Just take a guess. You know, for fun.

>>53535170
if you listen to some random guy who says sell with no reasoning you are not an investor.

>>53535170
someone should put his eye out

>>53535149
>it would go to $0
I think that's mathematically impossible. There's too many bitcoins out there that can't be sold because the owner either lost their keys or the owner is dead.
>>53535170
he has so few assets under management. honestly he's been cash gang since last year (or short gang that he doesn't have to report in his 13F)

>>53535181
He still runs a tiny hedgefund.
I have a feeling he did something retarded and just lost them millions with some insane short position.

The bond market is still signalling Great Depression 2. How long can this rally last?

>>53535197
not how it works but ok lmao

>>53534950
nice. i think i need just under 1M to safely live on dividends unless i move out of hcol-town

>>53535197
????? if nobody is buying them, the value is $0.

Oil, something with MASSIVE VALUE, went to NEGATIVE DOLLARS in covid
>>53535202
he doesnt seem very smart

natgas bottom is in

technicals considered, as well as the actual data points that matter, this is the path we're gonna take. scream and cope all you want, i bought more puts

>>53535117
>World's largest coal consumer gets embargoed
>Bullish for coal

>>53535223
until bobo capitulates and moves into longs. if you use me as a metric i would have sold today. and by tomorrow i will REALLY want to sell.

no one going to mention gold up 1%?

>>53533846
>millions of results
>get error if you try to browse too far
>doesn't actually list more than few pages anyway

>>53535257
no, natgas is in bottom

>>53534145
>Nearly everyone is still bearish
You say that as the market melts up. No one is bearish. Soft landing is now the market consensus

it's the first, remember to pay rent

>>53535257
nat gas bottom is 1.6

>>53535259
then why are my steel and copper companies up 50%+ in 6 months if manufacturing is slowing down?

>>53535273
That's pretty big so far as gold goes.

>>53535257
natgas is bottom

>>53535320
maybe do more research?

>>53534288
>>53534232
Yeah he's been very smug recently

so i guess the market is just going to up forever now.

>>53535357
You fool! You jinxed it!

>>53535336
investing in natgas certainly is for bottoms

>>53535357
always was

>>53535357
congrats on becoming a bulltard anon, this is how they think

>>53535273
>"In addition, the 2022 list of critical minerals adds nickel and zinc to the list while removing helium, potash, rhenium and strontium."
>jewellery, financing, electronics, aerospace, medals, medicine
gold is used everywhere. but how useful is it right now; today?

>>53535367
speaking of fossil fuels, I need oil to kind of stop shitting itself, thanks.

>>53535380
Rheniumbros, not like this...

im glad the rick and morty guy got metoo'd, now i never have to hear about that piece of shit show ever again

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>>53535313
Don’t forget to tip your landlord

>>53535262
>he doesnt know where yurop is getting its energy after embargoing Russia

>>53535474
Given the past few months, the answer is that sacrifices to Satan keep them from needing energy.

>>53533846
The first few pages are all SEO pajeet or corporate ads anyway

>>53535400
was her name jane doe?

>>53533074
He's too late, in the sense that he's a genetic throwback

>>53533151
The left; it has no veins

would it be a terrible idea to use /r9k/ response muting for as long as the markets are open?

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