/biz/ - Business & Finance

Thread sure feels HOOKED

She tamed him.

>AMD now has bigger market cap than INTC
Good but not good enough.

Anime wins again.

>spaghetti this hard

Mumus are celebrating like Brazilian nigger monkeys even though
1. rates are not going to go down (no pivooooot)
2. there's another rate kike in March
3. yield curve inverted by over 1%
4. consumers are tapped out and people are relying on their credit cards to pay the fucking bills and buy food
Nigger market

>Rates historically low
Debt is historically high you fucking faggot

>>53529428
First for NCLH

Bobos...
Your time is OFFICIALLY over!

you bought calls right anon?

>>53529458
>coping bobo
You sure youre not hooked on being bobo?

"h-h-how are you doing jay?"

wow I cant believe I made 25k on crazy call gambles

check the volume

>>53529464
The AMD 7000 series desktop chips are a bargain, good for them tbqh

i will be back

Cant watch stream. Keeps pausing randomly regardless if its the fed or news agency streaming it

>state and local gibs
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FAGGOT SAYING?!?!?!?

Rest in piss bobros

why can't jerome be president
or my dad

3QQ

>>53529478
I'm mostly long still. I just really like cheapies.

>>53529492
that bullish

ARE YOU STRAPPED IN BOBO WE"RE GOING TO THE FUCKING MOON THIS TIME

>>53529490
Leave

>>53529486
only after they started cutting the prices

at launch amd were being complete jews

Threadly reminder that every Bobo post in the month of January 2023 was a massive waste of time, energy, and bandwidth.

>he shorted the bottom

Hi, I took the advice of others on this forum (my nephew uses 4channel and he showed me this investing page) to "buy the dip" on $BOIL, and today I lost over $10,000 that I desperately need. How do I contact the owner of this website to discuss remediation?

>>53529482
I fucking lost 30k today, oh godf fuck

SOXLchads we literally cannot be stopped

>>53529475
I bought this spread in the morning as a form of longterm insurance.
What I should have done differently was check the IV of the far OTM call. That leg cost me $75, but only a few hours later, it's fallen to just $25. The rest of the spread still held up. Still, as the market goes up or down, or gets more volatile, this should do wonders.

What does all this mean for the housing market? Is my Zestimate still going up?

REAL QUICK BROS. WILL HOME MORTGAGE INTEREST RATES GO BACK TO UNDER 4%? about to buy a house and will wait if so

>>53529492
He is pumping the markets

>>53529472

>>53529490
Bye, Felicia.

>>53529506
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>bears thought it would go down when they expect it to
not how this works

>>53529521
or slang term, prepping the bull

>>53529512
it went to a good home

>>53529509
>at launch amd were being complete jews
Excuse me, they were creating shareholder value

I went long on nasdaq with a x20 leverage , im up 40% , bobos are down 40% . We are not the same .

>>53529539
>prepping the bull

>>53529512
Power Hour could mean you lose more

>>53529428
Burry wrong again kek bears seething

>>53529467
At this point Im probably just gonna buy a ton 3x bull etfs. Im tired of them just pumping it even though logically it should go the other way. Probably 50% of all my money. Just in case it actually goes down all of a sudden. At least that way I only lose half of my money. And if it ends up continuing to pull this pump nonsense even with no rate cuts I can benefit with 3x etfs. Jeeez my purchase a few weeks back is nearly a 2x already

>>53529518
no

>>53529506

thank you SQQQ
VERY COOL

Anons im sitting on fat gains right now should I dump them ahead of the big tech earnings or should i hold???

Well, I don't understand the euphoria. Sounds like inflation hasn't been touched, labor market is still far too tight, and more hikes will come. Glad I didn't buy options I guess, because the market thinks this is bullish and they have more firepower to fuel their beliefs than me.

>>53529428
>We're just cautious about declaring victory
That means victory has been declared.

>>53529511
www.4channel.org/refunds

Better be taking profits this is an exit rally

never seen anything faker and fucking gayer in my entire life

Imagine betting against the most resilient economy the world has ever or will ever know.

IM GOING ALL IN ON TQQQ/SOXL

JUMP ON LETS GO GO GO

he needs to apologise for printing so much

NO CUTS THIS YEAR

>>53529428
PUMP IT

>No cutting rates this year

>"disinflation"
>80c drop on DXY
what the absolute FUCK

>>53529563
Always realize your gains bro. I learned this the hard way and have never recovered.

LUM MARKET GENERAL
LUM MARKET GENERAL
LUM MARKET GENERAL
LUM MARKET GENERAL
LUM MARKET GENERAL

thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJw6exFLpEE

>NO REFUNDS
NO REFUNDS
>NO REFUNDS
NO REFUNDS
>NO REFUNDS
NO REFUNDS
>NO REFUNDS
NO REFUNDS
>NO REFUNDS
NO REFUNDS
>NO REFUNDS
NO REFUNDS
>NO REFUNDS
NO REFUNDS

>>53529548
>20x leverage
>only 40%
Anon maybe you should stop trading.

>>53529563
FOMC often Marge's. No one ever went hungry taking profit.

>>53529486
Maybe in a few years or so. I'm solid with the current line up of vidya.
>Clocking over 80 FPS with a 3700X on Bannerlord with max battle size settings

Burry will have the last laugh. All men under 6 foot will have the last laugh, just you wait.

>>53529566
Drop your parachutes pussies
Everybody press Y

>>53529570
why would you bet against the ponzi scheme. dont you know they trend upwards?

>they're STILL bearish
>when the bottom has been in since October

>michael j burry casually ruins millions

Who will hold him to account?

I'm so fucked bobros...
JPow has foresaken us.
A fucking customer came in at exactly 11:30 as JPow went live. Fuckers have impeccable timing

Damn I took profit on 40% of my positions thinking powell would nuke us. Oh well still 55k in the market with 38k on the sidelines since yesterday still up 180% in the last year.

>>53529570
Buying puts?

what happened bobo?
i thought burry told you to sell.

>>53529556
That's how you know it will break the other way as soon as you place your trade. Not worth capitulating now desu. Mumus are just setting up for a heeming, look at vix computer and just wait.
A mumu retard pump like this happened on every previous FOMC meeting in 2022.

Shits boring now

>>53529562
Problem is Jerome. He keeps wording stuff like he is afraid of hurting the stock market. Pick a side already Jerome, either raise the rates or shut up and get rid of them. Not this wishy washy behavior.

Powell just said rate hikes will continue at least until the end of the year lmao

>>53529614
leave Burry alone

>>53529614
>Listening to le meme Greek myth man

>Sell
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>BUT MUH BIG SHORT!
>MUH GENIUS INVESTOR!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAaAAAA

>>53529562
there was a massive cash supply, people sitting on the sidelines.
I don't think even the fed understands the hydra they've unleashed by playing dovish. $30k bitcoin by next week?

the cash supply isn't being drained that quickly.

>>53529606
you could probably push it down the line even further if you jump to the 5000 series. AM5 isn't entirely a generational leap tbqh. Not yet.

>>53529594
Powell opened the gate. He said it, markets are front running a faster disflation

4150
>4150
4150
>4150
4150
>4150
4150
>4150
4150
>4150
4150
>4150
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>4150

>>53529634
Doesn't matter. Fed has zero credibility at this point. US dollar is done.

>>53529634
>Powell just said rate hikes will continue at least until the end of the year lmao
lol no he didn't. He said he didn't see cuts happening before the end of the year, but they might. Just face it. Cover now. You can still make money as a bull. I just switched.

WHAT THE FUCK
I bought a 415 0dte call on SPY as a fucking joke just before 2:00, and now I managed to sell it for $10 profit

>>53529590
And to think people mocked Cathie for loading up on TSLA and COIN at the end of the year.

>>53529634
No he didn't retard. he said no cuts this year. This is why bobos continuously LOSE

>>53529570

If 3490 was the bottom, getting to 4188 means were up 20% from the low

TQQQ CHADS WHERE YOU AT?

>POST YOUR FACE WHEN YOU ARE SMARTER THAN MICHAEL BURRY

SKYT CHADS WE ARE COMING HOME

>>53529657
Same lmao
I cant believe it

I'm bullish
I'm exuberant

POST LUMS

>>53529660
I'd load Cathie up if you know what I mean.

It looks like the kpop faggot was right again...

>>53529672
you WILL eventually apologize faggot bulltard

SOXL is now back to where it was in August

>>53529668
set that alert long ago

JIM CRAMER WAS RIGHT

>>53529661
I'm watching the fucking press conference live you braindead mongoloid. He literally announced rate hikes will continue at least until the end of the year UNLESS inflation unexpectedly comes down much faster than the Fed currently predicts.

All of that violent crabbing this morning looks so inconsequential now...

My 85% SOXL portfolio is really boosting my beans today

>>53529655
>US dollar is done.
has been since 71

Bros...

>>53529631
Yeah, I noticed that. He started the meeting saying inflation is still far too high, and then ten-twelve faggot little reporters tell him "no no no more rate hikes please mister jerome no more" and now he's suddenly pulling "disinflation" out of thin air. Curious indeed, I'll bank on his initial statements before he was pressured.

>>53529689
>eventually
LOL, LMAO EVEN

>>53529672

This pump is fake and gay can it just end now

never buying puts again

>>53529704
first jpow day?

>>53529707
True, but at the moment it's collapsing even against other trashy fiat like the euro.

>>53529694
>SOXL is now back to where it was in August
SOXL will be in 30s by end of month

Bond yields did not go up despite the fed hiking. This means something.

>>53529703
Have you not realized JPow's jawboning isn't that important and the computers driving the market will find whatever narrative suits them? Don't short FOMC, that's a lesson you should have learned last year.

>>53529704
we'll be back to our regular crab schedule tomorrow

>>53529730
No, just wanted an excuse to post that webm

>>53529704
KEKKED

>>53529650
>5000 series
Possibly. Would I have to get a new GPU and mobo as well? My biggest gripe is updating half of my rig when I really just want one new thing.

GO LONG
GO LOOOOOOONG
THIS IS THE TIME TO BUY

>>53529703
As am I so your hearing must be fucked.

>>53529672
>MFW because my eyes work

What the fuck did the Fed say to rip the market up

The market is now pregnant with Jerome’s child

I had a feeling it was gonna pump. But facts said it was gonna dump.

Feelings win again over facts

No no no, it can't keep going up, i'm rolling my 0dte puts for tomorrow. IT HAS TO GO DOWN

>>53529625
At this point it's half of my portfolio, Ive been cash for quite a long time now. If they continue the nonsense I profit. If it finally dumps I'll have a good entry point with the other half.

Either way I am tired of this scam market. I want to get rich and stop caring about daily market direction. Rich and it wouldnt matter which way the market goes. Ill have to think for now as Im busy with something irl. I wouldnt be surprised if I buy in and its a repeat of late 2018 when the market finally dumped

>>53529682
CUM IN LUM
CUM IN LUM
CUM IN LUM
CUM IN LUM
CUM IN LUM
CUM IN LUM

>>53529740
it's a good one

>>53529756
>Nothing happened
>in certain industries disflation is happeneing faster

>higher for longer
higher for longer

Well... in other good new...
I got my Equifax breach settlement check today
>$5.21

>sit all in on cash
>buy cheap puts once SPY crosses 410
Thanks mumu, I'll see you next week.

THIS WAS THE TOP
(yes I'm coping and seething)

another reaction image just dropped

so what this shit will keep pumping for a month now? this cannot be healthy

>DXY
whoa

>>53529760
>i'm rolling my 0dte puts for tomorrow.
>IT HAS TO GO DOWN
LMAO, denial ain't just a river in Egypt

>final short covering exit squeeze before the dump

you HAVE been warned.

Fed was extremely dovish and you want to buy puts. are you fucking stupid!!!!!

>>53529782
Based and saved

>>53529709
Tony bros...........

>>53529746
You're fine where you're at tbqh. I would just save the cash for a refresh in another 2-3 years.

Where is the /smg/ reporter? What happened?

Uh guys..the line is going down

>GayMC not going to zero
Ree

>>53529782

>>53529790
it's hapenning.

>>53529783
V-shaped recovery. Economy is strong, there's a path to the end of rate hikes, markets will front-run everything

its over post lums

>>53529590
>>53529660
COIN CHADS, REPORT IN. THE ASCENT TO 3 DIGITS BEGINS!!

>consumer heemed
>the infinite money techshit economy literally disintegrating with layoffs and shit guidance everywhere
>inflation still running
>central banks still toothless
>markets still up
Born too late to explore the world
Born too early to explore the universe
Born just in time to see a second, global scale Weimar collapse

>>53529775
>cheap puts
>still expire worthless

Careful lads.

>>53529766
LUM IN BUM

>>53529773
Congrats. I cashed mine a few days ago. We may have lost our identities, but we're getting rich!

>>53529798
He shidded himself and had to leave

Fuck it, I bought puts.

SWINGING FUCKING TQQQ AND SQQQ IS MAKING ME SICK>>53529803

>>53529794
you're welcome, fren

>BLOW OFF TOP
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>BLOW OFF TOP
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>BLOW OFF TOP
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>BLOW OFF TOP
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>BLOW OFF TOP
THIS IS NOT A DRILL

>>53529637
Nah I dont like that faggot even though I occasionally bet down. I now consider his success as luck. The way he doesnt shut the fuck up with his constant "its going down" every day just makes it look like he has enough money to bet down with a million dollars 1 year out and if it goes wrong he just bets down again by grabbing another 1 million out of his $500 billion dollars the next year. His advice for stocks is useless when he isnt even all in or even 1% in. This is all an assumption cause I sure know that if I was rich I can use very little in the scam market and a mere 10% return would fund a decades worth of neeting.

>tfw u tried 2 warn em

>>53529800
The line oscillates if you look closely enough, that is it's nature.

we ending green BOIL chads?

>>53529648
Yeh. Well, I lost kiddo's first bear market, next time I know you buy on the way up, not the way down. I'll be stuck in sold call rolling hell forever if his original hawkish statements were false while his pandering to the reporters was the truth.

going short the INSTANT he finished talking is a free red candle to cash in on

>l*mfag is back
God fucking damnit. Can't you wait until we're at 4700 to start top signal posting.

basically got a fedpivot

COIN CHADS LFG

>>53529822
There's a section in the letter about tax consequences...
Do I have to report this for my 2023 taxes? There is no fucking way I will remember $5.21 a year from now

>>53529802

>tech stocks were rising all day
>just went even higher after the FED
these niggas are inflation fetishists for sure

Fuck yeah

Tfw 90 sqqq at 44

>Resilient economy
>Great job numbers
>Inflation on the run
>Rate hikes slowing, end is in sight
Tell me why you aren't bullish right now

>>53529855
I'm not going to. They don't send tax shit in if it's under $10 usually.

Can SOXL close above 17?

>>53529847
>it's just one person
check the IDs
>muh top signal
you said this yesterday

>>53529826
lol betting against bullish exuberance. see you in the bread line retard

>>53529868

>>53529873
because everyone else is, and everyone else is always wrong

I bought SPY call @415 expiring the 10th
Am I retarded, I never bought options before

>>53529873
>Tell me why you aren't bullish right now
Google (layoffs), Apple, and Amazon all post earnings tomorrow.

>>53529884
idk but I sold soxs IM NEVER BEING A BOBO AGAIN

>>53529871

>>53529891
"Everyone else" was bearish 45 mins ago, gl with that

>>53529894
All three of those will make earnings IMO

>>53529873
bobos think they are smarter then everybody else

Uhhh, mumus? The lines are going down again...?

>>53529870
rip bro

>>53529873
Because he said none of these things except while pandering to reporters, except for the job numbers bit, that was true. His speech prior to reporters begging him to recall hikes was about what I expected, IE inflation not touched, more hikes to come, bringing down consumer prices is still the main goal.

>>53529905
>All three of those will make earnings IMO
oh shit

>>53529902
thanks, betting against /biz/ hasn't failed me yet. best indicator since stocktwits.

SOFI is on fire.
You guys should jump in.

signing off for a while bros good job today,more faces later

>>53529873
Sunk cost fallacy

Time in the market beats timing the market.

>>53529782
>The fuck you gon do?

>>53529913
The difference is a scripted and sculpted way to talk about things. Then you have how (they) he really feels. And he let plenty of things slip. This is massively bullish.

>>53529907
My line has shot past the Moon and is headed toward your anus.

>>53529873
>awful earnings
>2nd wave of layoffs
>0 personal savings rate
>it all smells of previous crashes where bobo was squeezed to death, then it finally falls after he's tapped out.
the fed is playing dovish because they know how bad things really are

>>53529926
What if my options only have short expiration dates?

>>53529873
Main reason is that valuation are already pretty much at the highs vs earnings. Not a bobo, I just scalp long but where do we go from here, back to x20-22 earnings with 5% interest rates? It took years of 0% to pump the leverage that high last time.

Quick shout-out to Tom Brady. Everyone pay respects.

bought more SOXS

SEMICONDUCTORSSSSSSS REVVV UP THOSE FOUNDRIES BUGMEN WE GOT SINGULARITIES TO BUILD

>>53529958
You realize that there are SOXL earnings all month, right?

>>53529933
scripted was the only time he was ironclad. he became more and more pandery the more reporters kept bringing up "no more hikes" and "reversing hikes." Either way I'm clearly wrong here, the market has decided this is bullish indeed and I'm just extremely glad I didn't buy options to back my beliefs. My only scar from this will be spending the rest of my days in sold call rolling hell.

>>53529597
>>53529622
>>53529682
>>53529727
>>53529766
>>53529885
>>53529959
Stop spamming Lum you SOXL shills. So annoying

>>53529956
Oh yeah, he's retiring until next season isn't he?

>CVNA is up 125% in a week
why

Thanks for the quick 7% gain on TQQQ, Jerome

>>53529971
and they're looking pretty weak?

RIGHT
dumped 5 grand into my portfolio from my savings over this past week, bulls better be right, I'll be back in 3 months to top them up, if they're more than 2% negative I am going to Italy to watch them throw spears at bulls and trick them with a bed sheet to feel better about it

>>53529956
I'm sure he'll be miserable in all of that Slovakian retirement pussy

>So we been breaking bobos for 3 generations.
>Mos' time the breaking sticks. The bobo don't give you any kine uh problems.
>B b but sometimes, sometimes... well sometimes you get a PECULIAR bobo.
>This one bobo, well he was the peculiar type, he a uh, well he would act up but he wouldnt hide it.
>It seem every week he was pretending to short the market on pickin duty( but with one eye open all koi like) or he'd take extra molasses pie, or or or he'd sit his field ass on the front porch.
>Every week he'd do somethin' rascally IN PLAIN damn sight of the OVaseeah.
>OVasseha would call out to the bobo to get to the Breakin Barn. This Bobos eyes would light up and before you could whistle dixie, he'd be in the barn.
>This Bobo would run to that breaking barn like it was a cool stream on a hot August day in Georgia.
>Hellll it got sooo bad this bobo would TELL You what kine mischief he was gone get his midnight black ass into. He hadnt even DO nuthin yet..
>He would skip over to the barn after an call out " COME On MAaaaaSSA THIS BOBO AINT GUNNA BREAK HISSELF!"
>Just down right peculiar...

>>53529995
Why not

>>53529597
>>53529622
>>53529682
>>53529727
>>53529766
>>53529885
>>53529959
Continue spamming Lum you SOXL chads. I love my oni alien wife.

>>53529956
Based. He made fags cry winning all the time and being a Trump fan

Today's FOMC screenshot roundup

>Jeanna
>>53527575
>>53527589
>>53528706
>>53529034
>>53529241
>>53529273

>Funnies
>>53529466
>>53529669

>>53529995
The crash is always gayest before the dump.

>>53530013
i trade market for she

>>53530013
I'd like to see her portfolio if you know what I mean

>>53530005
fuck off with these holocaust sandniggers you fucking pubehead

>>53530006
TOP KEK

>>53529981
>t.

>>53530011
I love Lum
I love stocks
I love money
I love semiconductors
I love Lum

DXY bros...

>>53529941
Buy leaps instead

>>53529958
jfc i got absolutely beheemed by soxs

if it doesnt turn around soon ill need to get a job kek

>>53529838

>>53529873
world war 3 coming...

So how bout them META earnings..

>>53529956
S

>>53530011
she was right all along
semiconductors are crack in all but name

DARKNESS
INVISIONING ME
ALL THAT I SEE
ABSOLUTE HORROR

>>53530006
my sides have expired worthless

>wow look at all this AI taking people's jobs and rapidly evolving to become more and more humanlike
>better take a 300% short position against the companies that build the foundation of AI

oil and gas bros... just slurped more. this is our cycle

I'm gonna buy sqqq for tomorrow

Bobos...
If you come at the king, you best not miss

>>53530067
Shut the FUCK up

I hope bobotards realized shorting is a scam now, not only do you have to get the timing right, but also the magnitude. If you're a permabull all you do is just buy and hold.

>>53529428
Yesterday I almost bought AMD at the bottom. Then it went up 50 cents while I was going into the platform and my order didn't go through. I'd be up 18 percent or more already

Well played mumus
One for the Jedi archives
But you know what happens the few days following a FOMC pump right?

Why is the AXY pumping on this?

SOXL $17

>>53530000
No. Aside from INTC they're all looking great.
You're gonna get heemed.

almost there

WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL

>>53530101
the funny part is the pig started to back off when the bear was standing more upright but the bear was too psyched out to notice lol

>>53529891
Normies think we're in/heading to a recession still

>>53530134
What happens?

>>53530013
sexooo

>>53530149
Yeah, you WOULD listen to the FAG index.

>>53530149

>>53530025
That's literally Brady's gf, retard lmao

>>53529892
I bought SPY calls @420 expiring the 10th. We're gonna make so much money my nigga. (I did puts today though, so be warned)

>>53530165
The funny part is bulls make money, pigs make money, bobos get rekt

I'm making so much fucking money rn.

>>53530134
>One for the Jedi archives

Jesus, it keeps going...

>>53530184
he can fuck all the holocaust sandniggers he wants
I don't want ethnics posted in /smg/
okay

BOBO ARE YOU OKAY
ARE YOU OKAY BOBO?

holy shit bros

>>53530200
brown hands posted this

>>53529892
First one is free. Don't get greedy.

>up like 20 bucks earlier
>now up like 300
Ummm, I missed it, what happened

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

My SQQQ is absolutely heemed, down 20%

Bros, we're going home...

they can't stop the buying

>SOXL up 20% today alone

wtf

>>53530223
I NEVER STOPPED BELIEVING

buy MARA or COIN?

>>53530202
N...no... u

How will bobo recover from this?

>>53530222
SOXS -25% checking in

STOP THE COUNT

>>53530207
stfu Kayeem Binhameen Bet-Davit
filthy fucking sandnigger

>Mfw today

>they didn't believe me when I said we'd hit 4700 this year

This market is giga-retarded. I'm going to start swinging SQQQ and TQQQ.

>>53530257
Same

>>53530250
Both (back in December)

I don't buy on green days usually but I'm feeling incredible FOMO right through my ass

>>53530257
Down 45% on AMC puts

>>53530269
why are you larping bro

Kek
Mumus this euphoric at a 1.5% pump

>>53530256
I imagine that at least a few people ITT killed themselves already

uhhh so why are we melting up?

>>53530165
If someone tries to assault you and you beat them up black and blue and they pull a knife, chances are they will use it if you keep going, but if you stop they are more likely to back off unless the assailant's a nigger. Same deal here. Nobody wants to kill their assailant at the risk of dying, but when not fighting means death then you get the cornered rat trope.

>>53530222
You should always buy an OTM put to cap your max loss.

HOLY SHIT GME IS UP 500%

is what I would say if this were 2021

>>53530223

Shorting CVNA and PTON at open tomorrow no way this is sustainable

>>53530289
nigger we're closing above the February lows from last year
We're so fucking back.

>+3% day on the NASD-ACK!

>>53530280
they still have a ton to recover if we are entering a bull period. I have placed positions on both but which one should I place more on?

>>53530316
>>53530316
>>53530316

>>53530289
yes, this will buy me a lot of groceries

>>53529884
Need it to retest 14 so I can buy in

>>53530338
Strong Inspect Edit game

>>53530317
I am waiting for funds to clear my schwab account so tomorrow I can put 10k on PTON Mar 3 Puts at $12 strike. Hopefully it doesn't tank at open tomorrow

I'm going to 15x on this

What is this retarded market? I just started shorting, but wtf are these movements? Can't tell me it's not to fuck retail

>>53530301
Repeat after me
SOFT
LANDING
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

> oh no guys the feed and seed index is in full sneed mode
>better watch out
>guys?
>please listen to me guys
>please

>>53530384
Seems a bit premature to declare a soft landing. Jpow said himself that the full effects of rate hikes havent been felt yet