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AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

It’s over

the dump has yet to begin

fuck you emo cyclops

Time to pump

Powell is repeating himself more often than usual. Sign of dovishness

>>53528744
Buy.

THREAD THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jpj8A17RCR8
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jpj8A17RCR8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jpj8A17RCR8
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jpj8A17RCR8

NO JEROME DO NOT REDEEM YOU BESTERD

These threads are moving way too fast. Slow down.

stfu

>Forceful steps

Why is he shaking like a tweaker

What a great start to February. Bought so many semiconductor pits today. I’m going to ride them down and dump it all into intel

>recovering
recovering
>recovering
recovering
>recovering
recovering

>We need to get rid of jobs so we can have jobs later on
k

I don't how anyone could think this is anything but bullish. Are bears legitimately brain broken? Fed interest rate hikes are decelerating.

>WE WILL STAY THE COURSE UNTIL THE JOB IS DONE
WE WILL STAY THE COURSE UNTIL THE JOB IS DONE
>WE WILL STAY THE COURSE UNTIL THE JOB IS DONE
WE WILL STAY THE COURSE UNTIL THE JOB IS DONE

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WTFWT!

DXY negative, vix negative.

will not prematurely ejaculate
>no pivot
will not prematurely ejaculate
>no pivot
will not prematurely ejaculate
>no pivot
will not prematurely ejaculate
>no pivot

This market is fucking schizo

>>53528748
He's said the same thing every meeting for months now. Not his fault the market is delusional and tries to front-run QE6 every few months. Well, okay, actually it is, thanks to the Pivot of 2018.

>stocks going up after that speech
kek

>>53528744
ITS OVER

>already recovering
did you enjoy those 5 minutes bobos?

Lame

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA STOP

The american economy is on the verge of collapse.

UNTIL
THE
JOB
IS
DONE

>brought literally NOTHING new to the table

as always

>that v shaped reversal
its like none of that shit ever happened lmao. such as life in the crab zone

>>53528788
If I had my way with her, that paint would be white and a lot more stickier

crab gang crab gang crab gang

WHAT IS JEROME SAYING

crab

We're fucked boys!

>>53528813
Bull is back

my ID color is the apparent winner

lmao market is doing exactly what it does before a week of dumping. perfect.

>>53528815
>>53528818
>the market is wrong not me!
Cope, the speech was incredibly bullish and confirmed a pivot. SPX to 4500 end of month.

>>53528818
it was a weak speech. He just repeated a mantra he doesnt believe in anymore

Did he really say inflation was "the work of those f*cking kikes" live on stream???? WHAT THE FUCK?

>Bobos legitimately expected the market to dump

>>53528811
Sounds a lot like "Whatever it takes" and such

Ending green

Suck

My

Dick

Bobo

I want to cum on Rachel's synagogue nose

I just went to pour more coffee and what in the goddamn?

GENTLEMEN
JEROME HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING

>>53528829
OH FUCK NO
I JUST BOUGHT 47 SHARES OF ECONOMY NOT TOO LONG AGO
I'M RUINED

HORRRRRY SHIEEEEEEEEET

Not bad news is good news. it's over for bobos

welp gotta wait for iv to crush now and i'll be back on my bullshit

It was a bear trap the whole time.

>>53528862
>>53528871
>>53528870

Hahaha

Green already.

Fuck bobos

SPX will close at least 2% up today. It's completely over for bobos.

>>53528744
CRAMERBROS WE WON

what in the ABSOLUTE FUCK is habbening

FUCK I FUCKING SOLD EVERYTHING BECAUSE OF MICHAEL BURRY AHGHGHGHGH FUCKKK

>green after powell
>mumus will be sour

>>53528815
He has already climaxed

WTF

What did Powell say at 2:33 to trigger the mega green candle?

>>53528870

oh my goodness

>we're green again

>powell says "no pivot"
>OOOOOOOOO HE SAID PIVOT, PUMP IT
kek

SANTA RALLY

>LMAO BEARS WHERE ARE YOU

>>53528897
Pivot confirmed.

>>53528873
Bad news is good news
No news is extra good news
It's all priced in

BOBROS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED

its over

you bought calls right anon?

4100 EOD guaranteed

WTFWT

did you have a good FOMC today?

>>53528897
he annoounced repreatitions

Well shit, I guess it's over then. All in on SOXL. All that's left is recovery. Next fed meeting will just be .25 and Powell doing this same shit. Then no hikes. Then we watch inflation continue to fall. Market gets near ATH. 2023 is now a bull year. This seals it.

>>53528781
>Dovishness
>says that hikes in May may be necessary
Dovish now means multiple .25 bps hikes beyond the original planned instead of cutting rates.

And just like that, the good times are rolling once more

Oh yes.


Fuck yes.

Guys, I'm colorblind; what is this color in my portfolio?

nothing bullish from Jpow the fuck is the market doing?

>>53528903
He literally pivoted though, you bears are delusional schizos.

>jpow hawkish as you can be
>SPY flying

the fuck?

>>53528914
the trap is being set. stay quiet.

NOTHING MAKES SENSE AND WHY SHOULD IT

>peleton jumps 20% for some reason
free money for short kings in the coming days

>>53528912
No I mean what did he actually say that triggered that? I was under the impression the press conference has been "no pivot, higher for longer, etc." the usual. Don't see why this would trigger exuberance outside of short covering, it's been the consensus for awhile.

HOLY FUCK THE SPIKE

Bobo

Mumu wins

Kneel

C O L B Y
O
L
B
Y

why does this cocksucker talk about "returning to 2% inflation" when even if inflation was at 0% tomorrow everything would still be fucking unaffordable. We need to deflate before we could "inflate" more which is a fucking scam anyways

>>53528939
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHlMjScUWpk

Uh bobros? Burry said it would crash???

>>53528945
It's actually quite dovish.

amd gained $8 today
nvidia nearly $11
intcel with the cool 40 cents

KNEEL

>>53528808
>literally says the policy isn't restrictive enough yet
>"heh this is bullish for companies which rely on sub-2% interest rates"
You are literally retarded, in a non-meme way. It doesn't actually matter what the market does today since the way things are those companies will either mass layoff people or go bust anyway, since they literally cannot afford to continue existing under a pre-hike mindset/policy set without cheap debt.

>MORE RATE HIKES
>HIGHER

>>53528966

Bought UPRO kek get fucked

3QQ

>>53528943
>>53528945
>>53528937
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE MARKET IS WRONG NOOOOOOOOOOO MY PUTS
Kek, you faggots are losing the small amount of money you already have. I know no bobo has above a 5 figure portfolio but you need to understand that markets are forward looking you will never make money if you keep trading reactively.

made a new gif

Sold my SOXS before it got too bad. Forget this market

BOBROS THIS CANT BE HAPPENING.. JEROME IS HAWKISH ASF THO

>>53528951
What is happening here and how can I get it to happen to me?

>>53528966
no he didn't, it's not on his twitter after all so it didn't happen

>>53528904

Where's that faggot that said he'd be buying INTC at $18 soon? Show yourself.

>>53528990
nice

>>53528980
The rates were being hiked by 50 bps, they are now being hiked by 25 bps. This is a pivot of 50%, extremely fucking bullish.

We don't need a pivot you dumb Bobos, the market is perfectly fine for higher than longer. Just another reminder that every Bobo post was a massive waste of time

>evergrande
>superbubble
>ukraine
>its taiwan next trust me bro
>europe freezing to death
>diesel shortages
>fertilizer shortage
>food shortages
>the fed isnt unwinding its balance sheet
>quantitative tightening will destroy the market
>credit suisse lehman moment
>Bank of england pension margin calls
>munnkeypox
>railway strike is coming
>we're already in a recession
>actually the recession is soon and inevitable
>inflation is not coming down
>inflation never comes down when rates arent above it
>consumer credit card debt
>trillions of derivatives on banks balance sheet
>ftx contagion
>dollar strength
>yuan for oil
>gold for oil
>housing will collapse
>the market too

>>53528944
>pivoted by doing exactly what he said he was going to do and saying he's going to stay the course
Lemme guess tranny, tomorrow when Goog shits the bed you're going to be here saying it's bullshit and actually bullish that google is hemorrhaging because it means something something it's just bullish okay?

lol Powell literally just suggesting rate cuts "if inflation falls too fast". Green market forever now. Unless Apple, Google, and Amazon really shit the bed tomorrow.

>IT'S NOT HAPPENING YET
BULLISH

STOP LOSS HIT ON SQQQ
THE BULL MARKET IS REALLY HERE

>50 points pump since he opened his beautiful mouth.
Also, compared to how much the price moves on the futures, the time & sales is really boring. Maybe just moves this much because the order book is really thin right now, or just really algo driven, as those usually put in fairly small orders for just a few ticks.
Anyway, every news event convinces me more and more that trading them is gambling

>Nothing happened
Powell confirmed lurker

WHERE'S THAT MADLAD THAT WAS SAYING 4150C OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>53529010
If google dumps tomorrow, I and every other bullchad will slurp the dip. It's already trading at an incredible discount right now.

Wearing glasses today

>>53528963
this is why no one trusts the fed.
They printed to create the high inflation in the first place.
Then they talk tough while inflation is 6% and declare the job is done.

all that volcker talk about "not letting it go back up" was lip service.

You can't save bears when they don't want to be saved

NO DESINFLATION IN SERVICES

IT'S LITERALLY OVER

>>53529000
1) be a strong white man
2) go to japan

>>53528922
lol
>>53528928
No way! Lmao

RATE CUT TOOLS COMING IN
OUT OF THE WAY BOBO FUCKING SHITS

>its too early to declare victory
>SPIKE
lol do these algos really just hear 'victory' and then pump it?

Burry owes me money

OH MY GOODNESS

much like the market I flip flop between bearish and bullsih between threads, each new ID is a new identity to pull the strings of anons into wasting their money. This is the crab in a bucket market manipulation methodology.

>>53528744
i added more to my already heaviest bags. gamble thing they will announce earnings soon so it will either crash harder or pump up to green

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

holy shit is that an old TOUGHBOOK?

>>53528963
Deflation is never happening you Austrian economics antisemitic faggot. Deflation is the worst possible thing for any economy.

>>53529007
They weren't being hiked by 50 BPS, people have been talking about 25 BPS for 6 months. Why do you literally make shit up?

>>53528987
>the market is forward looking
Holy fuck you're literally a redditor repeating reddit phrases.
>forward looking
Yeah nigger and forward looking is STAY THE COURSE NO PIVOT

>the disinflationary process has started
BUYBUYBUYBUY

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Oh jesus fuck, oh fuck NO FUCKKKKKKKKK.

my portfolio is 100% 300% semiconductors

DISINFLATIONARY PROCESS HAS SHARTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>We can no say that the definlationary process has started
Green forever baby. I was in cash, but I'm in now. ATH coming.

BOBOS HEEEEEEEEEEEMED


"IT WOULD BE PREMATURE TO DECLARE VICTORY"


EAT SHIT BOBOS

>>53529027
>>53529027
>>53529027
RIGHT FUCKING HERE

>>53528945
>0.25 instead of the expected 0.5
>Powel saying the current trajectory is "sufficient"
>Powel saying the inflation is coming down faster than expected

How retarded do you have to be to think this is hawkish

>My BAC calls are up big again after flipping red on the day

thank you mr powell

>>53529044
>listening to a guy who deletes tweets when proven wrong

REITS ARE GREEN
I REPEAT
REITS ARE GREEN

>>53529033
I hate them so fucking much.

"The dis-inflationary process has started" - Jerome Powell.

fuck, nothing is going to crash the markets except a really bad CPI.

mfw I bought at 1:59

Can anyone explain to me what in this conference is making the market exuberant? It seems exactly at expectations

>>53529070
50bps was not expected retard

>>53529065
Want to buy SOXL but waiting for the next red day

Housing inflation confirmed driven by (((different reasons)))

>>53529056
Kek, you got liquidated. Faggot.

>they thought he wouldn't work like a madman to get his soft landing
kneel

>>53529069
MY BOY

>>53529061
i am losing a lot of money

>>53529070
>expected 0.5

>>53529070

The consensus was 25 basis points don't be a retard

There will be statues of Jpow erected one day.

fucking told you idiot bears RETAIL WAS IN PUTS.
that is all you need to know.
fucking dipshit losers. hahahahahahaha $$$$$$$$$

>>53529083
Powell said it, nothing happened, ever

I want my money back Jerome or I'm gonna get angry...

SOFT LANDING BROS
WE HAVE ACHIEVED A SOFT LANDING

GET HIM OFF THE MIC

>"we don't see inflation going down"
>+1%
Mumus are clinically retarded.

my UPRO doin a lil sumthin

Is this when I buy puts?

FUCK IM BITTER AS FUCK

This fucking market is a joke

>>53529120
Ride the waves retard, don't pick sides

This happened last time and the other time before that. Stupid fucking market will dump before the weekend, like clockwork.
Nigger cunt George Floyd Mayweather market

>>53529102
Only thing I can think of was a short covering rally

>>53529120
>the disinflationary process has started

>wasted $2000 on CAT today, bought at the bottom of the second dip and now I'm green again
bull momentum saved me

WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT HARBY FAGGOT

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

>>53529011
They will. Bobos will swarm the general tomorrow, posting their usual doomer shit, but we're going higher next week.

>we have to complete the job

>>53529107

>>53528744
Muh lil Coinbase and BTC doin a lil sum

>>53528829
Don't threaten me with a good time buddy

LOL BEARTARDS ETERNAL
B T F O
T
F
O

>>53529115
GLIDE
SLOPE
CAPTURED

>>53529123
No, the market has retard strength right now, just go long for the next decade.

>>53529132
In goods, which is like 1/3 of inflation retard.

+14% today fuck yes
Forecast for tomorrow? Are we in a bull run?

Accept it

You drank the doomer schizo narrative about the world ending and it isn't ending

You were wrong, it's okay to be wrong but it's time to capitulate

>talking about the spectrum of rapes at such an event

wtf

is the anon who screencapped me yesterday here? I just want to say
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>53529156
Converted all my btc to ethereum and staked it as eth2. What am in for?

Bear niggers are so dumb

>>53529155
TERRAIN AHEAD DON'T SINK

WHOOP WHOOP

PULL UP PULL UP

>>53529131
P/C ratios are going down, vix is dying, dxy crashed. This rally might be real

>>53529120
>No, it's the market that's wrong!!!
>Seymour.jpg

please no please the one time i go into puts WTF

Victoria would be a demon in the sack, I reckon

SAY THE QUESTION AGAIN WOMAN

My NASCOCK leverage 2 are thanking you, Chairman Powell.

Some retard is asking about the debt ceiling kek

In all seriousness, this is more fun than the super bowl shitposting on /sp/ will be.

ok I made my monies you can go back down so I can get the puts spy

>>53529132
>the disinflationary process has started
This. That was the moment every algo realized this is now a bull market.

>>53529170
A lot of rapes happened today

>you are really asking that

Bobos on suicide watch.

>question make him choke this hard

How do I sue Burry? He deleted his tweets. SEC needs to investigate this shit hole.

>>53529083
It's indicative of a fed pivot. The market is forward looking. up to the point the out look has been grim with 0.50% basis point hike after 0.50% basis point hike. But not the fed has looked at the data and suggested that a 0.25% bps hike was good enough for now which means they are decelerating in their tightening. The market understands this, the market understands that this means less and lower hikes in the future. Thus, the markets are giga pumping.

>>53529166
>wanting restrictive policies is doomer schizo narrative

>>53529183
Sure, everyone has to chase even if it's mostly short covering. Like I said markets have retard strength for now so just assume it's a new bull market.

Never seen Powell so angry.

>>53529179
>got rid of the only, truly decentralized crypto currency
hopefuly what you deserve

HIS HEAD
I WANT JEROME'S HEAD ON A PLATTER

>>53529211
Agreed

>>53529155
RETARD
RETARD
RETARD

MY WIFE

JEANNA

DEBT CEILING SHUT IT DOWN

we done it
>>53528984

>>53529056
Staying the course is the pivot you retard.
Up to this point "the course" has been 0.50%

>>53529182
That's what makes up market crashes, yes.

Gay ass fake ass market

>>53529065
ONsemi enjoyer reporting in

inb4 biz swooning again

spx 4188 will be a technical bull market if october was the low

JEANNA
PRETTY BALLERINA

YO FUCCCKK CONGRESS
- jpow

"Raise the Debt Ceiling OR ELSE" Powell

Who let this bimbo speak?

>the outcome I want didn't happen the market is rigged bulls are delusional

Is the great depression in the room with us right now?

gold bros?

>>53529241

Jerome hates congressniggers more than we do. Impressive.

back into hibernation doomer bear chads, maybe one day you'll get your own 2008

CUTIE ALERT!!!

>>53529264

>>53529228
w-wee *clears throat* don't have A-anything to DO with that, sO, no comment.

its fucking over. inflation is over. bear market is over.

>>53529217
Not sure. I think the short covering was last week, why it felt so extremely weird

Jeremy Powells is literally best whatever he is of all times

>>53528932
not repreatitions!

Holy shit I hadn't noticed DXY

HIGHER FOR LONGER

>>53529279
Lots of shorts to cover. All evidence points towards soft landing & new bull market, time to get long if you weren't already IMO. Apple/Amazon/Google earnings should confirm this tomorrow

nice my calls are printing

looks like bobos are done for - market is healing

you bought calls right anon? you went long bonds through tmf right anon? you got upro right anon? jepi under 50 right anon?

DESINFLATION OF GOODS IS TRANSITORY
INFLATION WILL GO BACK UP

Mumus are celebrating like Brazilian nigger monkeys even though
1. rates are not going to go down (no pivooooot)
2. there's another rate kike in March
3. yield curve inverted by over 1%
4. consumers are tapped out and people are relying on their credit cards to pay the fucking bills and buy food
Nigger market

So mumu got his little 1% rally, good for you

>Watch and learn

Laugh now but you will be crying later.

i hate you faggots so damn much

Not sure why the market is exuberant, but my TXF.TO is doin' a lil sumthin', so thanks I guess

CRAMER WAS RIGHT BUY THE DIP RETARD

Just take the L.

>>53529324
What happens if we just ignore all that bullshit you said and simply pump the market? Oh right, line goes up.

We all know what it’s about to do, knee jerk reactions don’t stick

fuck man I wish I had extra cash for SOXL puts right now

WHY ARE WE PUMPING BOBO?

>>53529308
>All evidence points towards soft landing & new bull market

Rates are still historically low you midwit schizo Bobos

Learn some financial information before you lose all your money

>>53529036
>>53529321
desperate bobo

I have lost over 30k in total doing puts, FUCK WHY DO I ALWAYS DO THIS TO MYSELF

>Burry schizo posting causing bears to get BTFO

Apologize

>>53529342
>CRAMER WAS RIGHT
what have you done

>>53529343
Ignore the yield curve, fucktard. The only way it un-inverts is if there's an all out global economic depression.

>NO ONE REALLY KNOWS
BUY BUY BUY

>>53529360
Deserved. Fuck you.

oh yeah i'm eating steak tonight

>25 bps raise
>Markets now overwarmed despite Powell saying there's all but guaranteed 25 bps increases in the future
This sucks and now I feel trapped. Guess I should've bought in the morning because now stocks are too high to play with. Guess I'm just going to dump more into my HYSA for now as it approaches 4%.
>>53529342
But there was barely and diplent to slurp.

>>53529360
If you listened to delusional bulls you'd be okay. Hubris led you here. Seek Bogle.

APOLOGIZE !!!!!!

>>53529360
Because you are a retard who gambles on news.

>>53529365
I KNEEL

BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

GENERATIONAL BOTTOM RIGHT HERE, BUY A HOUSE TOO

>>53529360
thanks for playing bobo

ES isn't up that much I don't get it. Remember when multiple percentage points was the norm?

>>53529352
Is debt historically low, mumu? Try answering without deflecting or lying.

>>53529361
Will this be the end of burry?

>>53528942
blue, I don't even know how you did it but it's all blue

>returning the economy to 2% inflation
they're not even afraid of admitting to robbing us

>>53529384
I'm not your waitress stfu

>>53529360
>>53529391
this
also>>53529379

>>53529365
S-SORRY

>>53529387
This is what I ended up doing except into a certificate at my credit union. 5% APR and 4.88% dividend rate. Not too bad.

>Cramer says buy
>Burry says sell

Last chance

>>53529360
everyone shorts the bottom everyone buys the top, it happens to everyone, but you really shouldn't fight the trend just because there's more upside in shorts with vix sub 20.

ut one day, an Autobot shall rise from our ranks, and use the power of the Matrix to light our darkest (power) hour.

>>53529365
I'M SO SORRY SENPAI FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS!

>>53529365
Fuck... he's too good..

>>53529422

BUDDY VIX COMPUTER
Mumus lining up for the heeming of the ages

Shower hour lfg

imagian listening to broken clock schizo Burry

We still got sour hour and after market for it to digest the info. We can still dump fellow bobos

>tfw bear

>>53529428
>>53529428
>>53529428
I had to do it

>>53529384
>oh yeah i'm eating steak tonight
based steak enjoyer
I've got enough AGAIN for another five guys, bacon cheeseburger. mega stoked

>>53529352
And they need negative nominal rates to have a hope of kicking the can again.

>state and local gibs
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FAGGOT SAYING??????

He's FINE THANKS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>53529408
0% interest rates mean debt can be high and still manageable, and asset prices to debt is still low hehehe

>>53529360
double down, short peleton. They'll be crashing tomorrow

>>53529415
THIS iSN"T FAIRRRRRRRRRR

>>53529437
you're gonna love vix below 17

>>53529473
>0% interest
Mumu, I did say you couldn't answer that without lying didn't I

>>53528933
I'm getting in on SOXL as soon as I get my next ABBV dividend, gonna sell it then go all in on semis, wish me luck