/biz/ - Business & Finance

guys i have a new meme...
Bepis and Butthead

Steel Bros, where we at for the AM?

I am financially BORED

First for NIGGERS

EA went to near 1 year low
Should I buy?

fedniggers tongue my anus

OH BOBO
OH BOBO WAKE UP
MUMU IS HERE
HELLO ITS MUMU
OPEN THE DOOR BOBO
HELLLLOOOOOO SIR REDEEM THE DOOOR

>70% return in 5 minutes
Yeah I'm thinking that we're all gonna wagmi

>mfw FEDwave

25 BIPS JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

Where is he?!

Cue the coping bears

YOU WILL NEVER CUM

Real talk though, why is Powell such a bitch
If he wants to pivot why does he just say "I don't give a shit about inflation, we're pumping stocks"
If he's so hawkish why did he onl do 25 when he lowered it from 75 to 50 not that long ago

Nothing ever happens. Has the dot plot at least changed ?

It's over bobros, retail is fighting the fed and they are winning, time to switch to bull

Bears Lose Money
Bulls Lose Money
Pigs get slaughtered.

Sheeps follow gurus lose money.

The gook poster makes money.

Dump will commence soon

They almost changed the script, but now the pump before the speech is here, back to the dump once jpow opens his mouth to talk about black single moms.

imaging being a fucking retard and buying puts with the majority. lmfao

*wins

>>53528098
maybe, they are no longer paying fifa 1 bill a year for the rights. but who knows if they can actually keep the masses enthralled without the FIFA TM title in their game

My portfolio is schizo.

>>53528061
>loses my net worth to fartgas
Fuck BOIL

AHAHAHAHAHA GET HEEMED BOBOS

This is the gayest market ever

WE GO HIGHER

look at all that otm premium i sold just completely fuckin die

>>53528137
Did you "invest" or trade?

>>53528102
>>53528113
Fools don’t remember 2 meetings ago when we were having 2% swings during Jpow speech

crabbing intensifies

I am melting the fuck up.

>25 penis points
>priced in
>pump
Simple as.

WE GO NOWHERE

Did any anons buy ZIM last week when I kept shilling it?
It was $17. I told you guys it was the fucken bottom. Now you're gonna get a 40% dividend and you will be happy.
Also buy JXN and SKYT.

>>53528137
boil gonna hit $5 today lmbo

>>53528116
Pics of fed dot plot i want to see it

>you push it

>wasn't able to make a good enough prediction
I'm smarter than Michael Burry

>>53528151
I remember. I remember don’t worry, how could I ever forget. It was the first time, the last time we ever met.

spy $410 today lol?

He’s gonna nail a soft landing

>>53528061
Uh oil bros, is it over?

>>53528165
Inverted energy is doing so great. Fuck me for being a penny pincher again and waiting for better prices

JEROOOOMMMMMEEEE!!!!!

Burry lost so many people money (including me). Fuck that shithead, what a retard.

It's over for everyone here...

>POST YFW YOU ARE SMARTER THAN MICHAEL BURRY

>>53528089
KEK
>you said long position

>>53528157
are you though

Sell.

You guys ready to close today +1.5% on the SPX?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQzdAsjWGPg

APOLOGIZE.

>>53528194
Michael Burry is not wrong he is just usually wrong until he is eventually right.

Did you all forget WHO runs the market. You think THEY will let Kanye make money this year?

>when you land it just right while the job market remains extremely TIGHT

>>53528210
>2008 remastered
heh

SQQQ bros..

>>53528204
Sell your bussy so you can buy more stocks

>no crazy white gf that likes pointing guns at things

Where do you find women like this?

>>53528198
I got a DMCA for downloading this recently.

>>53528175
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>>53528194
Lmao wait until uncle Jerome goes balls deep in your ass in 20min

>>53528218
newfag

>>53528194

>>53528194

>>53528214
THAT'S THE SAME THING AS BEING WRONG

/smg/, jerome is still taking his post-FOMC nap and needs to wake up in time for his speech! Help him wake up, say WAKE UP MR POWELL

NOBODY MADE MONEY
all by design

SWEET BABY RAISE

damn I was lucky to exit SQQQ with just a 1% loss yesterday
SQQQ frens how are you doing

>>53528239
WAKE UP MR POWELL

>>53528210
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvnzxeqCpcw

>they STILL don't think he'll pull it off
Powell will get his soft landing.

>>53528148

Investing is trading, but done bad

>>53528194
>Niggas be giving themselves Greek mythology names due to vanity
Shoulda picked Narcissus ya cyclops fuck.

>>53528194

>>53528228
We (bullchads) are going to interpret everything he says as bullish and continue buying.

will home mortgage interest rates lower?

>>53528239
Swiper no swiping

>>53528243
i'm convinced most of those holders think it's a company's ticker

>>53528239
WAKE UP MR POWELL

>>53528243
im down 835 rn waiting for powell to come out and say something bearish and save me

>>53528239
WAKE UP MR POWELL

The real fun begins in tminus
>faint guitar riffs

>>53528239
Sleep tight Powwer

>>53528227
You wouldn't download a car

>>53528225
>specifies white
Nowhere danquilious. It will remain a dream

coulda bought ko but instead y'all bought bepis

>IV on UVXY went UP after bepis release
that isn't what i would have expected

ITS OVER

Sorry, Bobo.
Sorry, Mumu.

Sold all my short positions, only lost about 100 bucks total
My timing wasn't good desu but I'm prepared to pivot into long positions

What is happening

>>53528283
FUCK YOU I WOULD IF I COULD

Mumus, what's happening?!

We were supposed to pump?!

i mean i told you the market topped for the entire fucking year on friday at spy 408

What kind of retarded financial system is this where the words of a few jews talking about how much to jew people, can cost people billions?

>>53528272
Play his ritual tune and he will appear
https://youtu.be/I_2D8Eo15wE

>>53528308
You wouldn't download a hot blonde jailbait

>>53528307
literally nothing is happening, causing both bears and bulls to scream in anticipation while they yank on their balls

>>53528312
It's a big club, and you're not in it.

>>53528187

>2....5............... 25... 25?????????????????????????????
>NO WAIT I WAS ASLEEP THOSE NUMBERS WERE NOT RELEASED BY ME! IT'S ACTUALLY 50 BEPIS

I feel like I’ve seen this movie before

>>53528311
You are a,ways wrong. Get the fuck outta here

>>53528306
>only lost about 100 bucks total
same
got stop hunted
lel

STOP IT

>>53528327
I WOULD ALSO DOWNLOAD HOT BLONDE JAILBAIT

>>53528330
how many foreskins to get in

protect your ass smg. you don't want powell to find it.

>>53528327
def won't

>>53528337
>no no you misunderstand, not 25 basis points, 25 handles

All retarded option gambling addicts must be fucked

>>53528329
I NEED RELEASEEEEEE

>>53528283

>>53528358
imagine "investing long term in solid companies with strong fundamentals" during armageddon
lmao
lol

>>53528358
Grampa found a computer

>>53528345

is this a jewish joke?

Remember to keep your eyes on the bond market people

I WAS TOLD IT WAS A SELL THE NEWS EVENT

>>53528358
but that's how you get more retarded option gambling addicts

Nothing happened

BULLS ON PARADE

>>53528351
you fucking coomer where did you come from

Man we are just going to utterly shit the bed aren't we

theses 1 minute candles look fucked

>>53528374
>The 2 year is rising
So either the Fed is gigahiking or inflation will run out of their control?

Well Bonds were a trap
Good bye tlt frens I am short

>>53528327
I love jailbait!

>>53528308
>BUFFERING

What can the Fed do to inspire more fear?

>>53528372
No, but I do happen to be highly antisemitic.

>>53528387
its priced in now. the news came out

>>53528358
>>53528358
>>53528358
>>53528105
>>53528105
>>53528105
I AM FINANCIALLY INCONTINENT

>>53528388
TA schizos on suicide watch

>>53528375
give it a week.
>>53528374
i can see the bond market but i have no idea what it means.

>>53528375
It was supposed to be just like it was earlier

oooo my favorite fedwave track is on

Imagine really betting against 25 bps lmao

All Powell how has to do is say they are downshifting and maybe pausing and we vaporize little Bobo

dang, watching the markets is just as boring as i thought it would be as a kid

>>53528381
Economics is politics for people with triple digit IQs.
Total nonsense but a different better type of total nonsense.

>>53528200
I'm up 39% so far this year.

https://www.federalreserve.gov/live-broadcast.htm

GREAT AMBIENT MUSIC, JPOW

>>53528407
WOAH THERE BUD, HOW YOU GONNA TELL THE MRS. ABOUT THAT WHOLE DOLLAR YOU LOST?

>>53528396
quantitative tapering? BULLISH

meanwhile

>>53528420
you have too little skin in the game then

wheres the livestream anyways

>>53528061
Any of you guys get lucky with low limit orders? I always place buys at $1-2 below share price just to see, but they never fill.

>>53528388
>>53528410
Day traders are stupid, if you're using TA, it helps to be a daily chart trader and on trends. Reversal trading is a very quick way to lose money as well.
Out of curiousity, I was watching the 1m chart today, there was about 4k long volume a few minutes before the announcement, and as soon as it broke, it hit 120k

>>53528416
I thought it was more comical that a 0 bepis raise was being considered more probable than a 50 bepis raise. who in their right mind thought a 0 bepis raise was even in consideration?

>>53528375
It was a share the love event

Um so it looks like the market pulled back to the trend line a few minutes ago. This is kind of bullish to be honest.

I would fuck my gf to this music while making money on calls if I had a gf and bought call options

>>53528416
they cant. the market would pump which you dont want, then when they hike again the dump will be worse. soft landing is constant hiking until economy improves

>>53528434
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNxtwxLYCxc

>>53528421
50% of the population has an iq of >= 100

Jerome Powell is such a bitch nigger this is unreal.

>>53528446
trend lines dont matter dude have you forgotten who takes the podium in 5 minutes

WHERES THE JEWTUBE LINK TO THE STREAM

>>53528446
I'm gonna be rich.

>This is bullish
>This is bearish
Shut the fuck up, you have no idea.

>>53528459
Stats is such a blackpill.

damn bobros who would've thought inversing cramer doesn't always work...

>>53528466
>>53528456

>>53528438
It’s almost like machines that are directly plugged into the nyse can make 10’s of thousands of trades a second

>>53528459
that's why it's important that every individual votes

>>53528123
I’m currently 2x spy by holding a diversified group of 25 stock picks. No gambling on options. No inside wizardry. Just good old fashion DD. Feels good bros.

>>53528469
Technically true

Natgas sisters throw me into a gas chamber right now. I can't take it anymore.

>>53528430
They were pretty spot on with their eurdollar predictions, about 7 cents off. But 10%. Excuse me if I laugh, thats a retest of yeah the lower trendline

I’m about to go all in on SOXL and there isn’t anything anyone can do to stop me

>>53528386
been here a while just need to fight the 2d posters

>>53528456
>>53528478
thanks

>>53528469
I know I'm up 39% so far this year.
How are you doing?

>>53528459
IQ is a fake test. Measures nothing but who is really really stupid. Tells you nothing about anyone's intelligence that isnt a literal retard.

>>53528475
Two more minutes

Just boughted calls

>>53528489
you're welcome fren

Why has BOIL been crashing so hard?

>>53528481
I just thought it was amusing to see the short/long volume ratio in realtime, just before a known midmarket event

boil

>>53528499
Fuck this I'm gambling on META earnings

>>53528487
it appears we are on the opposite sides on the coin. bullish, for you probably.

>>53528485
>gas chamber
No anon, we have more sophisticated methods of gassing in current year

>>53528508
Thank you for your sacrifice. You bought the to

FUCK YOU POWELLSTEIN

Hello? Do you hear me? Is this the stock market?

>>53528490
I pulled everything out and moved it into real estate. Up 300% since 2020 so better than you.

here we go

>>53528462
Can't introduce fedcoin if you don't destroy the dollar first.

>>53528516
premiums and iv too high

two more minutes before the greatest melt up in history

>>53528522
I wish I had a sister like this

>>53528508
he bought?

1 minute

>>53528450
I do have a gf. Maybe I should give her a good humping tonight.

>>53528239
WAKE UP MR POWELL!

We need to get this ball rolling!

>>53528098
no, short the rest instead
they're all ill with the same sickness and the only cure is firing all their women, minority, and pajeet outsource employees... which'll probably come around right with these earnings

IT'S LIT

>>53528522
Is that ben shapiro?

REMEMBER TI ALWAYS INVERSE /SMG/

here comes the speech dump

i challenge everyone to post a dave ramsey thread in the catalog.

>>53528469
This is crabbish

>presents

>>53528522

jeromes on the telly mom

Lmao not even there and market spastic

ITS ON HE JUST SAID THEY GAVE UP ON INFLATION WE HAVE TO GET USED TO $5 MCCHICKENS

he came ... on stage

Powell failed.
Weimar here we come

REDDISH TIE SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

*faints*

>>53528532
I think the smarter play would be to trade options on companies that will likely move on META earnings (SNAP, PINS, GOOGL).

MAGENTA TIE
It's over

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP HE'S ON

>>53528574
fuck, I did a volatility play

>https://youtu.be/I_2D8Eo15wE
Ahem….WOAH BLACK BETTY

I can't fucking take this

>>53528555
checked and give your gf a good humping for us anon

SELL SELL SELL

>more work
IT'S OVER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d80ahvRSV8E

whipsaw market

>>53528586
>Weimar
Buy the dip!

DON'T SAY IT

ongoing increases will be appropriate
prepare for meltdown

4 2 5 0 E O D

REDUCING SIZE

run it up obi wan jeromebi

ITS OVER

.25 so fucking gay

was that hawkish?

>>53528588
I did not expect that cat.

Maintaining restrictive stance for some time!

balance sheet reduction it's over

w-what the fuck is senor powell saying?

AYYOOOOO

DID YOU GET HOOKED, ANON?

CLOSING TIME
YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO HOME BUT YOU CANT STAY HERE

>>53528623
no easing of rate increases, which the market was expecting.

fucking kek. Sorry mumu

WTFWT
T
F
W
T

he has a pretty soothing voice. daddy.

>SIGNIFICANTLY REDUCING BALANCE SHEET
bobros we did it

AAAAAAAAAH

R.I.P BOBO

>>53528644
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNxtwxLYCxc

let me guess, you fought the fed, didnt you
howd that work out there son?

SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT

EXTREMELY TIGHT

...aaa mY WAAYY MUmuuu fuu...

WAIT WAIT WAIT WTF IS GOING ON

What did HE SAID??????

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DIE MARKET DIE

>>53528626
>>53528633
Priced in

God I just love JPOW's voice

>>53528636

Partialism consuming bulltards...
Did you really think this could go any other way?

>>53528661
You can also watch here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dp8PhLsUcFE

Don't do it you motherfucker

Ah what the fuck

>LABOR MARKET CONTINUES TO BE OUT OF BALANCE
Get back in the cagies, wagies!

>can't even break 4000
Pathetic. Simply pathetic

>>53528660
are we watching the same stream?

ENCOURAGING

>he fell for it

it's ogre

we're gonna finish green, this is a nothing burger

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

25 bepis is... le bearish?

Grim Reaper Powell
>We will need SUBSTATALLY more evidence of slowing inflation

I love her

MGAM running again lol.

His hands are shaking...

*takes a stinky sticky shit in mumu's mouth*
eat it cow

LMAO MUMU

>>53528644
Inflation is entrenched, its over

AMD dumped 5% in 3 minutes

>>53528700
Depends on rate path

How absurd is it that we're dumping NOW while he's just reading the exact same statement from half an hour ago

>>53528653
The market was anticipating 0.25 not that interest rate hikes would stop. 0.25% is a decline from what the fed was pushing which was 0.50% BPS. This is extremely bullish retard bobo.

>>53528706
Sexoooo

kek Powell is such a faggot

>>53528675
>>53528660
Proof that mumus are legit braindead and delusional, tf are you saying nigga

>>53528700
>25 bepis is... le bearish?
What's bearish is Powell is saying there is no end in site to rate hikes. That we don't have nearly enough evidence it's ok to roll back yet.

COMPLACENCY
O
M
P
L
A
C
E
N
C
Y

NOT GROUNDS FOR COMPLACENCY
NO PIVOT
HIGHER INFLATION ENTRENCHED

>>53528715
please be XX chromosome female

>too high
too high
>too high
too high
>too high
too high
>too high
too high
>too high
too high
>too high
too high
>too high
too high
>too high
too high

>that bart on the minute chart
fucking kek

>>53528700
Bears are coping.

Mmmmmmmmmm say it with that sweet sweet buttery voice
>ONGOING INCREASES

Just tuned in, what did JPow say? Why is the market going down? This FOMC should be kicking off a new bull market...

>SUBSTANTIALLY MORE EVIDENCE NEEDED >INFLATION REMAINS TOO HIGH
Sorry mumu maybe the pivot will be next year

dude repeats the same shit every time

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT.

>>53528728
Cope

Next
>>53528744

>>53528744

>>53528744

>MAGENTA
MAGENTA
>MAGENTA
MAGENTA
>MAGENTA
MAGENTA
>MAGENTA
MAGENTA
>MAGENTA
MAGENTA

Fuck he did say ongoing

>>53528723
No one has the attention span to read

>>53528725
wrong. market was expecting a pause this year. he is saying he is not pausing.

Why are we dumping? It was priced in

>>53528748
This

Already recovering. Did you have fun these past 2 minutes, bobo?

VIX dropping

Jerome is shaking because he doesn’t want to crash the market violently

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

jerome
>breathes in
market
>DUMP IT
lol why is the market so gay

>>53528754

>>53528748
and mumu gets hoodwinked every single time lmao

how many times and in how many ways can he say the same thing

why are both dems and republicans israel cucks

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>53528799
Israel is real, deal with it

>>53528787
Check the chart FAGGOT

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It's green

MORE RAPE HIKES

Shouldn't green be expected today due to unwinding of event hedges?

>>53528872
perhaps

4100 ceiling really gonna breach on the first try...?
that's no fun

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>53528528
At this rate I will be up 5200% by the end of the year.

>50 points pump since he opened his beautiful mouth.
Also, compared to how much the price moves on the futures, the time & sales is really boring. Maybe just moves this much because the order book is really thin right now, or just really algo driven, as those usually put in fairly small orders for just a few ticks.
Anyway, every news event convinces me more and more that trading them is gambling.

He's talking about bringing inflation down and everything pumps, kek

>>53528528
On paper or have you sold?

Can you keep training the AI on this new press conference? I want new vocaroos.

holy shit "what a move by Jordan"

"IT WOULD BE PREMATURE TO DECLARE VICTORY"

BOBOS OBLITERATED. POWELL HAS YOUR ASS IN HIS SCOPE

>>53529030
Wut?

I'm up 44.5% so far this year.

>>53528969
Same thing that happened last time, we pumped to 410 and then crashed a few dozen dollars starting the day after, easy money.

>>53529530
I'm up almost 10% today.

>>53529530
yeah, already stacking shorts (CFD, not options). ECB will hike 0,50 2x at least. I'm shorting the Dax.

>peleton pumped 25% today
did they announce something? shorting that looks like free money

>>53529143
powell will do another .25 in march or april