/biz/ - Business & Finance

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Yup we pump post fomc

digits and EBET will halt up and hit $3 today

Scared mumu?

Jerome Powell, more rape hikes please.

Reminder that

WHO CARES ABOUT FOMC JUST PUMP THE MARKETS SO I CAN EXIT MY BAGS BREAK EVEN DICKHEADS

How about that stock market though, crazy shit

Why is AMD suddenly going down on no news?

Thoughts essemgee?

>jerome is going to 9/11 the markets
>stonks already dropping before he even comes out, insiders are already exit rugging

I AINT GOT SHITT

kek so glad I bought NVDA and AMD puts today. 2 terrible companies

FUTURES ARE SO RED , THIS IS THE BIG ONE . SELL BEFORE ITS TOO LATE

boilkeks status?
how much are you losing today fart friends?

such an obvious bear trap lol

>>53525176
>>53525194
>>53525199
>>53525200
>>53525202
>>53525209
>>53525210
>>53525214
>>53525218
>>53525222
>>53525224
>>53525225
>>53525228
>>53525231
>>53525232
>>53525235
>>53525239
>this many paid shills THIS quickly

>>53525214
i'd love to see what you bought but i already know

>>53525243
I'm going to beat you to death if you keep doing this nigger

I have been hovering in the same -1/+1% range for the last fucking month and it's driving me insane God I wish I wasn't too stupid to learn how to play options

>>53525225
Dump prior to his statements are bullish

>>53525235
Natural gas is generally not correlated to the broader market. JP's announcement shouldn't have any big effects on the price (famous last words).

Actually, BOIL is a great swing trade etf because it's extremely volatile, which means you only need a small position to get a good amount of risk. LABU as well.

Ready for the dump. Thanks for slurping today baggie bulls

>>53525243
Jerome, rape this guy instead.

if i wasnt holding BOIL I would be up thousands right now

instead im flat

if you had been shorting NATGAS you could be a millionaire by now

MAYDAY, MY BAGS ARE NOT PUMPING. I REPEAT: NO MOON IN SIGHT!!

>DXY positive divergence on 4 hour RSI for literally 3 weeks now

this thing is going to bust harder than a teenagers first time jacking off to MTV music videos (thats me)

>>53525243
what brand of mental illness is this?

>>53525243
how do i get paid to shitpost on 4chan sign me up

>>53525274
damn that march is spicy

from old thread

>/smg/ boomers what companies do I need to add to my computer hardware wl? boomer companies with worst earnings reports of all time only. no amd nvda tsm cloud ev ai crypto bullshit. give me the nuts and bolts. i'm getting ready for the next leg down

Bobos are getting BTFO as usual, insane amounts of FUD and SPX is only down .5%. Boboid scum will NEVER get to cum.

>>53525274
I would coom if we hit 135 on nvda.

>>53525276
>Rapemkid

> -0.6% already

MUMUSISTERS

>>53525314
more cisco and intel

>>53525314
STX

Now mumus can have their little 1% rally if Jerome says something that can be interpreted as bullish and still just make the indeces close slightly green

We’re literally going to ATH after this fed meeting. I hope you bobofags are strapped in for a V shaped recovery

>Me watching today knowing damn well it's closing flat.

>>53525218
That old maid. Where is her husband at that hour?
>>53525225
so it seems
>>53525243
versus your paid shill?
>>53525256
This is a POWW and GEO play.
>>53525276
Seconded.
>>53525314
I suggest looking over ARK. Stay away from their "most popular" imo.
Chips are good, but chips that are used in shit that produces more than vidya are excellent.

we're back to yesterday 3:40pm prices. it's over

>>53525344
spx 4160 end of day easy

>>53525344
>webm
I am aroused

>The world began without profits.
>And without profits will it end.
>Dost not this ring clear and true?
>Fear not, the red, my friend.
>And let the dump begin.

BOIL sisters the bottom is in it's our time to shine

People have collectively opened $2.67m in bearish options spreads today

>>53525344
I get big facial abuse vibes from her.
Anyone else?

>>53525349
>I suggest looking over ARK. Stay away from their "most popular" imo.
Chips are good, but chips that are used in shit that produces more than vidya are excellent.

you better be trolling me or be 17 years old. one or the other

>>53525302
bullish or bearish

>>53525368
Plot twist: She abuses your face.

>>53525312
>>53525326
I’ve already been in and out of those puts for weeks. Bought 16 last week for .88 and sold 10 on Monday for $1.09

>>53525202
You wish.

>>53525343
One thing's certain, there are zero people running bets against this, and there will be no trading occurring on either side.
>>53525363
>thinks you can make a universe and not have a gain
Woe lad, thou doomest is thine own.
>actually, I dgaf, I'm on a completely different time scale now

FIGSbros. We just can’t stop winning.

>>53525263
What a stupid, retarded thing to post

It's awesome how many wins I get when focusing on longer timespans instead of shorter. I have a 75% winrate so far and my win amounts are really good, too (averaging 68% gains over the last 4 months for example, although due to PTSD from memetrading, I only invested 10% of my portfolio in those positions).
I knew short term trading was a mistake!

>dump before FOMC so they can pump it after
>and then dump it after
i know your games jpow

>>53525398
Congrats anon, what's your strategy like?

>ksh ksh ksh ksh ksh ksh ksh ksh
'Scuse me, fellas. Just taking a dump before the dump.

Breakers soon

>>53525373
i accept

Slupers are trying to keep the price up once again.I have no idea where they are coming from or why there are so many of them but one thing that I do know is that they are ruining the fun for us bobos

>>53525406
>leverage long at 1 oclock when institute traders come back from lunch for one last fear dump
>leverage short at 2:30-3:00 when meeting energy drops and scam pumps start to end
>close positions before aftermarket scamming

>>53525218
I need to invest in a food truck

Natural gas will singlehandedly bring us into deflation.

Thank you for your sacrifice, BOILbros.

uh, DXY bros... I'm straight up not having a good time...

>-$4,819.40 1MONTH
https://vocaroo.com/19FYWUEf1Vld

>>53525397
This is why we’re red now but wait until later today. Bullish.

>>53525373
Okay, she's obviously a Junji Ito monster. I'm gonna pass.

>>53525176
Hello niggers, why my Coinbase stock crashing?

>>53525475
Because you gamble on dumb bullshit.

>"SELL"

>>53525396
>P/E Ratio: 53

>>53525456

sssllllluuuuuuurppp...oh yes my dear....ssslllllllllllluuuurrrrpppp....quite thick indeed...is that....dare I say....ssssssssssssssllurrrp...eggs I smell?......slurp slurp....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....slurp....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllluuurrrppppp....ah yes...and also....a hint of....slurp....cheese.....quite wet my dear....slurp...but of yes...this will do nicely....slurp.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHLLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRPPPPP.......

Aubrey Plaza is so unimpressive to look at. No tits, no ass, makes her head look gigantic, constant bitch face. And on top of that, she's a cunt who can only play one character. I wish people would stop giving people like her so much attention.

>>53525373
Sign me up

>>53525481
O-oh.... I thought we were all doing that here?

>>53525456
It’s all algorithms trading, bro. That’s what the stock market is now. Battle bots and Jews. Retail can’t even move the needle. It’s all fake.

My Textron is green. Suck it, nerds.

If you had 1k to throw down somewhere what would you buy?

that 25 bepis release will be a buy the rumor sell the news event
I can literally feel it in my left testicle (on the right one from your point of view, mumu)

>>53525490
She’s flirty isn’t she

>>53525490
she looks like a sex positive slut that gets wet when she suck dick

>>53525493
True. The real reason is uncertainty in what interest rate changes will do to a business who relies on low interest free money growth. Also, fuckin everything is down so whatever.

>>53525506
10 shares of jewgle or Amazon probably if that’s all I had and I was going to walk away and come back in a couple of years.

Powell isn't doing shit about optimism until job creation cools, which it hasn't. He'll do a half point and basically scold the market because the market is essentially ignoring his warnings.

>>53525489
All of you need to go to jail already

Found a handful of Lego by the trash bin today. I have already profited. It’s like finding dividends. We’re all gunna make it frens.

>>53525528
>not a triple leveraged ETF

It's almost time.
>1000 bepis incoming.

>>53525314
TXN. Even my grandpa bought that one.

I longed gold before the Powell power hour

>>53525543
When does he speak?

>>53525506
Buy a nice watch, even if it will lose some value you still have a nice watch.

>>53525536
build something out of it and post.

>>53525545
Are those fucker still selling $100 calculators?

>>53525552
2:30 PM

>>53525506
$250 rice
$250 beans
$500 canned meat

>>53525552
in about 6 minutes

>>53525553
> tissot
> nice watch
How fucking poor are you?

>>53525555
They've been over 100 for 15 years. Probably more like 200 now.

>>53525314
STX, ERIC

>>53525553
>Tissot
I got one for Christmas. It's spiffy.

Watch the market soar after jpow speaks and bobos get vaporized

>>53525529
If his previous 400 points of hiking didn't do anything, why does he think another 25 or 50 will change things?

my wrists are so tiny I can't buy man sized watches

what's cramers big think on SQQQ?

>>53525589
Market will crab.

>>53525591
you have to get the interest rate over the inflation rate, thats the only way to beat inflation.

>>53525577
True. $100 is fucking nothing in the current year.

>>53525573
Dumbass nigger

>>53525584
Nice

>>53525594
There are moderately sized options from luxury brands

>>53525598
Yeah that’s the most likely outcome. Both sides lose

>>53525596
Cramer said it's a Bull market so therefore he thinks SQQQ sucks

>>53525561
You’re probably the most right. Guess I’m selling everything and going all in on non perishables and bullion.

>>53525328
You didn't buy enough SOXL.

SPY 380 tomorrow and there's NOTHING you can do to stop it

>>53525602
According to idiots who have themselves admitted they don't know how inflation works. A hiked Fed funds rate doesn't make labor conditions less shit or improve the supply of food and energy.

>>53525314
I'm bullish on MDB.

>The European Union has issued Microsoft with a formal antitrust warning over its $69 billion swoop for Activision-Blizzard. A statement of objections was sent to the U.S. tech giant over the record-breaking deal yesterday. Read more ($):
any ATVI bag holders?
what will you do when your "free money" deal fails?

>>53525428
It's very simple and in line with the kind of vague advice you'd usually expect: I just look for mid-term, high-likelihood events. For example, oil is very cyclic and on top of that there were good oil news due to yurop, so I bought into oil around oct and sold at the local top in nov. It went back up after it dropped, but that doesn't matter to me since I made 94% on this trade and it's only back up to par from where I sold.
Another example: I expected more market turmoil. Historically, the first leg is bad for metals, but the second leg is good. I bought pslv at ~$6.5 and sold at ~$8 because that's the local top and it won't break before going down a lot more first in my opinion. Even if it does break, I don't care because I have a sizeable gain on that one again. I also use memelines to decide my entry and exit prices, but no other reason.
The beauty of this is that I don't actually have to be very right, only a little right. The choice of stock relying on a multitude of slow metrics, like overall company health but also current overall sector movements, provides a robust baseline so that you benefit both from underperformance in a hot market and overperformance in a slow market, although obviously you lose if you get underperformance in a slow market. Still, because the metrics are slow, the price action is also far more predictable in my experience, and the timing you need to achieve is far more relaxed than on smaller timescales. Meanwhile I think the risk is less than longer term investments that are viable if you want to hold to retirement but not much else.
I've only been playing this for 1.5 years and only with limited positions so far so don't take that advice as fact or anything though, let it just be a braindump.

>>53525661
MSFT will just dissolve the EU. They disarmed themselves. They're not expecting anything. Brussels is ripe for the taking.

lmao up 80k on calls

>>53525665
nice show your P/L

25BPS CONFIRMED

TOO THE MOON WE GO

>>53525370
Both

>>53525661
Hold until the next call of dudes: tranny edition is released I guess.

>yes bro tech hit bottom, semis to the moon
>BUY BUY BUY

>>53525490
she looks like a painting that got rained on

>>53525685
50 BEEPIS CONFIRMED
SELL SELL SELL

>>53525691
shhhhh let them be blindsided later

>>53525689
deal expires in 6 months, and the yearly call of doody has entered a 2 year release cycle AKA no release this year

Im too stuck in bear mode. I made most my gains from bear stuff so now Im too used to it and dont think i can profit off bull stuff in this environment.

Every single one of you are finished. Done. You anonymous troll demons are going to finally get what's coming.

YALL DEGENERATE MOTHERFUCKERS BE PLAYING THESE FED MEETINGS LIKE YALL AT THE MOTHERFUCKING SUPER BOWL

YALL NIGGAS GONNA GET POWELL TO FUCK YO PORTFOLIO UP YO ASS. CHECK DAT BOO.

>>53525218
Much better than the goblina in the video

>>53525490
Someone post the webm where Liz Olsen smacks her ass and she gets turned on by it.

>>53525691
This but unironically. Nvidia literally makes billions of dollars a year

tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap

100 bepis points no questions

>>53525712
>Oxford comma
pic related

>>53525553
>>53525584
>pisspot watches
perfect brand for neet anons

>>53525724
To be fair I would get turned on by that too

>>53525714
Nigga dis b more entertaining than the goyslop bowl.

>>53525742
Post wrist

>>53525519
i had a gf like this once why didn't i cling to her like a virgin bros i fucked up

im going to watch the BOIL chart to make me feel better about myself.

When the fed raises rates, how long does it take banks to adjust to it? Same day?

>>53525691
looks like crab is starter, what will be for the main & dessert monsieur Powell?

>>53525734
https://vocaroo.com/13pwpr2NAPdU

>>53525702
It was a joke. I only have like $700 worth of it anyway. It’s a small bet.

>tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap
WHOA BLACK BRAPPER

>>53525727
So does everyone else. NVDA is way overvalued.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

WOAAAAAAAAAAH BETTTTTTTTTY BLACKER DECKER MOTHERFUCKER!

>>53525691
Imagine not dumping into nvidia after pelosi went in

>>53525781
That’s a lot if taps on one ass

>>53525769
>https://vocaroo.com/13pwpr2NAPdU
who is doing these? can we get one where sings the black betty song?

>>53525712
I don’t like this guy anymore. In fact, most of the people I enjoyed listening to have all turned out to be zionists. Who would have guessed that people with large platforms would bend the knee to maintain their status.

>>53525784
It's like 40% off ATHs and AI is taking over all jobs. Nvidia is gonna be a trillion dollar company by the end of the year but stay poor

>>53525795
Why would anyone put money into NVDA? It’s a dying company

>>53525671
Bullish. EU has always been wastoid. DCX will end up blue-screening half way home every third day, but you'll be able to play solitaire in 4 versions from your steering wheel.

>>53525742
I like fossils and citizens because I’m frugal, but enjoy watches.

>>53525817
lmfao

>>53525814
>Nvidia is gonna be a trillion dollar company by the end of the year
kek baggie

>>53525769

>>53525814
> It's like 40% off ATHs
And still has a P/E of 80 going into a high rate environment

>>53525817
Idiot

>>53525758

>>53525801
https://beta.elevenlabs.io/ but I think they shut down the free custom voices.

>>53525809
well at least you're getting smarter

>>53525769
anon can you repost the white male + negros on street? I want to hear that again

>>53525844
kek baggie

NVIDIA is meh and I have a 3060ti and 3080ti. Barely looked into the 4k series for 5 minutes.

>>53525814
Wrong
>>53525817
Also wrong

When you hear my heartbeat, bobo
You give me a new life, you give me a new birth
I feel you're heartbeat away
I've been losing my mind, I've been craving my shine
I know me, before you was a ready-made me
But you designate me and you resume me
I've been calling your name in this universe

is Jim Cramer bullish right now?

>>53525835
OH no, what will I do with my 40% gain over the last month alone. These bags are so so heavy hahahaha

BOIL barons.....

Can someone check whether natural gas at this point is more volatile than Bitcoin?

>>53525817
Because the government is giving them billions of dollars bud.

SLEEP MODE ACTIVATED

LUNCH TIL FOMC

>>53525842
> muh p/e
How's that working ourt for you boomer?

>>53525881
Source?

>>53525881
Who's spending more on lobbying: NVDA or INTC?

>>53525878
one is a flammable gas the other is some 1s and zeros. I think I know which is more volatile anon

>>53525897
Muh chips act

>>53525865
I have a 3070 and I tried to play cyberpunk with it on the lowest graphics setting but garbage wouldn’t stop stuttering, it was like watching a slide show.

>>53525878
Probably not because it’s gone down constantly, that’s not volatility

>>53525714
BITCH IM FINNA MAKE BANK SHUT YO GOOFY HO ASS UP

rolling for fiddy bepis

>>53525902
Not everyone who wants a bitcoin has one though.

>>53525918
No chance

It's so fucking over

>>53525927
did you get calls then?

>>53525876
At least you learned why you shouldn't fuck with nat gas.

>>53525913
Holy shit this is a joke right?

>>53525907
Chips act is for manufacturing. NVDA can’t manufacture

>>53525922
true, however I make natural gas on the regular if my gf does it and records it she can sell it for a profit. Personally I think that's discriminatory

>>53525878
Nat gas was bitcoin before bitcoin.

>>53525913
*smacks lips* LOOK CUH, JPOW OWE ME SOME BEPIS POINTS SO MY BABY CAN GETS SOME CHICKEN WINGS

>>53525939
You have no idea how ”long” I’m right now darling

You want to short this chart? Ok good luck fag.

>>53525945
>this is a joke right?

>>53525945
NAH FOO DIS NIGGA JAROME BOUTTA MAKE DA MARKET GO UP LIKE MA DICK UP YO BABY MOMMAS ASS NAHAMEEN

>credit suisse is coming back
hell yeah, don't fuck me Jerome I can make a tidy profit if they continue this up trend

Well lads, bought one year of insurance for $250. If the SPY moves more than 14% in that time, I'll print.
If it doesn't, it's business as usual and my trades will make me money
This strategy is long vega

I feel like I can't lose. And not because of the spread, but because of all the things I'm doing

>>53525962
nice

>>53525929
they are using Cramer as FUD now so this is bullish

the only soft landing is in my pants right now, can powell please pump the markets?

>>53525965
>You want to short this chart?
yes

I have doubled down on BOIL once again

I'm finally a wagecuk and have several thousand to put into stuff, do I break it into stocks, bonds and mutual funds? I don't want it just sitting in a savings account

>>53525991
if cramer was wrong on this he would lose a lot of credibility so in some way it will pump so he can say hes right but after a while when he cant be held liable it will dump

>>53525965
Two words for you buddy: rising wedge

>>53526004
Keep $10k in savings the rest diversify. Don’t just hold 1 thing. Your choice thorough on what to buy.

>>53526004
wait until 2:45 today to ask this question

put to call ratio is .35

all i need to know. every idiot is short.

>>53525918
>as Morgan Freeman
>It was at this moment that Andy realized his career as a Friday night card boxer was over. He's had a good run, going 14 and 3, with 5 knock outs. But age was no friend. Not to Andy or a boxer. And if there was one thing Andy needed, it was a friend. And a haircut, did you see this guy Supercuts does better work. Shameful.
Also, this clip you offer is a WMT. When you've pounded your own brains out, and lost, you're gonna need cheap pain killers. WMT, now selling drugs online.

>>53525993
>pump them
the old mans been salty at the markets for ignoring him and his demands, he's gonna punish them

>>53525929
inverse cramer will eventually turn to noise.

https://vocaroo.com/17hqSfFYh991

>>53525965

you want to go long after looking at the charts of: HYG, IEF, TLT, DXY, VIX, VVIX

Oh, you don't even know what those are

>>53525239
Lets see those calls anons. Ypubare confident in your assessment ofbpredicting the future right? So you are rich right andndefinitely not trying to trick others into potential losses right?

>>53526011
Cramer's credibility is already in the toilet thanks to memes and he has admitted to using his platform to manipulate sentiment. I don't think his reputation matters to that degree anymore

>>53526027
>0.35
If it was put/call that would mean more people are long. Anyways, for today it doesnt really matter, people could just have longs and are hedging with puts.

>>53526004
mutual funds for long term, stocks for short term possible wins or major losses, don't bother with bonds until inflation and interest rates realign. Also wait until tomorrow as Fed are making announcements today, uncertainty in the markets is high right now

>>53526011
Nigger, he literally told people to hold Bear Sterns 3 days before it collapsed in value. He’s been horribly wrong before and can be horribly wrong again.

>>53526057
i think theta wins again and we end flat. spy has been heavily manipulated since 0DE came.

>>53525929
the fucking dip was 2021 this prick

>>53526041

>>53525673
Post position

After Snap shat the bed yesterday Meta‘s gonna do the same innit

WHY ARE SEMIS POMPING

>>53525965
Unironically zoom out

>>53525176
SOXLSISTERS...we won...

>>53526011
Cramer has no credibility, especially after his massive meta prediction failure. The only people that still pay any attention to him are boomers. Younger investors all know Cramer is a clown paid by wall street to dump their bags on retail.

>>53526022
>>53526004
I have about $60k net worth. I have: cash, mutual fund, GIC, a stock plan through work, a retirement plan through work, physical metal, collectables, crypto, a TFSA trade account, a margin trade account, a forex account, and three new accounts I just set up with various banks to get $500 in cashback rewards. No debt, got a CC with a 1.35% cashback rate, and I should apply for a PLOC at some point, too.
My retirement plan through work is mostly weighted into international and emerging markets by my choice. I figure if I'm there for another 10 years, we'll probably decouple from China and either Mexico or India will pick up the slack for manufacturing (or the world will be a shitpile and investments won't matter). That gives me int'l exposure, while I do focused trades on commodities and shit myself
Don't forget to claim capital losses or RSP deductions!

>>53526030
WMT is my KO
>work there, they match 15%
>share buybacks, so less tax implications
>defensive staple
>small divvy

I had a dream that Jerome announced that we were in deep shit and initiated the Big One.

>>53526073
doggy

>>53526087
just need Lum poster to come give it the kiss of death.

>>53526002
Just sold a ton of puts on BOIL two weeks out. If it keeps cratering I'll be joining you senpai.

>>53525367
Whats the totals on SPY options expiring today and Friday? How much in calls and puts each?

I'm predicting that the market will dump after Powell speaks even though he'll say essentially nothing new, because a bunch of faggot journalists are going to ask speculative questions and schizo algorithms are going to run with it.

>>53526011
I’d say the odds are in his favor but who knows. Not even kraner knows for sure.

SOXL green day
JPow confirmed to love SOXL

>>53526084
Semis are the new oil. Everyone will need them for AI and they are literally the cornerstone of the new economy. Wtf are you doing bruh?

>>53526041
Holy kek.

>>53526043
HYG is junk bonds aka smart money. There is a divergence of the two yes. But smart money has been wrong last year.

IEF is bonds

TLT is bonds

DXY is dollar index

VIX is broken.

>>53526084
New golden bullrun. Just ignore the fact that AMD’s earning estimates were revised lower 2 weeks before it announced and that it currently has a P/E of 90

>>53526104
>puts on BOIL
>natgas has been cratering for months
>lowest since mid-2020
Lmao you really trying to convince anons to be dumb with you, huh?

Where's that faggot who complains about 1pbtid
I'll have you know I was busy, I made a funny remark and went back to doing what I was doing. Sometimes I engage more sometimes I don't
Get over yourself fag people don't have to use the internet like you in order to not be a shill

>>53526084
Tech bullshit leads the charge in a recovery.

>>53526084
>>53526115
SOXL is the answer. Face it. Semiconductors are crack in all but name. The desire for new, faster, more is insatiable.

398 bear trap load calls before FOMC when they pump it to 410 for the double top wick. Fade into 395 tomorrow. Earnings tonight will bring this pig sub 390 before week end

410 will be the high of the year, a poetic ending to this rally

>>53526134
Reread my post very carefully. Now call yourself a retard and apologize.

>>53526128
Dude they already gave guidance that that they're gonna increase 2nd half of 2023. Repeat after me, the market is FORWARD LOOKING. Dumb fucking bobos you'd think you'd learn your lesson after being heemed all January

>>53526087
What body fat % do you need for your cheeks to sink in to your bone like that? 6%?

>>53526004
here's the quick rundown, mostly from the bogleheads

1) have an emergency fund in your checking account for when shit goes down like car repair, something like 6 months expenses
2) max out for roth ira, hsa if you got one, and company match 401k
3) put everything else into a brokerage account like fidelity. You're right you want mutual funds, but for a brokerage account that is going to get taxed you want ETFs instead. They perform identically to mutual funds but won't fuck you with capital gains taxes

What do buy? The easy answer is everything and it works. VT owns the entire world stock. You can back test everything you want with portfolio visualizer. If you want you can fiddle with it from there, choosing to invest more in america or more into small stocks or value etc.

the key is 1) always go for passive index and 2) never fall for active management or stocks, you will ALWAYS get heemed in the long term. Also ignore options, shit is gambling. You make money with your job, you build your wealth and protect it with investing. Gambling options is for poorfags

bonds are mostly a meme but some are good for long term like EDV or BLV, but you're be fine ignoring them until you're in your 50s

>>53526041
https://vocaroo.com/1i0R1PfOcLof

>>53526155
>heemed all January
Zoom out

>>53526155
>markets are forward looking
>but consider what happened last month
kek baggie

>>53526141
more like they are needed to guide the missiles of upcoming conflicts, they are now the too big to fail group

>new year starts
>market just decides bear market is over because its now 2023 and not 2022.

>>53526136
>1pbtid

>>53526092
Why are there so many Walmart workers on this board. I’m beginning to question the credibility of this community.

FedEx just announced they are laying off 10% of its workforce
it is spreading.
>muh 'it's only worthless tech'
FedEx is the economy - it is every business selling goods

>>53526154
oh fuck im so sorry

>>53526114
Is this real? He’s actually browsing biz wtf

thank you boil
very cool!

>>53526182
correction - 10% of officer team - my mistake
not 10% of workforce - big difference

>>53526105
>>53526105
I mean, I just looked at Barchart's option chain and shit it into excel. Looks like $21m in calls vs $11m in puts; there's a lot of volume at $410 calls, so I assume they're selling and are net bearish

>>53526173
Member when the glowniggers were using PS2s to guide missiles and shit.

ANON why do you want to become rich? your answer will predicated whether you make it or not.

If you ignore this question you will 100% never make it because you cannot face yourself with the truth.

>>53526184
Yes he is in this very thread cooming

>>53526180
relax bro he's just doing a deep dive dd for us
we're an elite hedgefund

>>53526183
Thank u anon

what a weird day. the only thing doing fine are bond etfs

>>53526171
>>53526172
Okay, nvidia is up 60% over the past 3 months as opposed to 40% over the last month. It still isn't even close to ATHs and it's a semiconductor stock which is being subsidized by the government and gonna be used for AI. You are retarded if you don't get on the nvidia train right now. It's gonna be double digit % up after the feds confirm the pivot to 25bps. Screencap this

>>53526180
I'm not a McWagie gambler, nor do I live pay to pay. I've spent the last year and a half being autistic and learning as much as I can. My immediate manager is in her 40s and lives pay to pay (supporting her father) and a few of the store assistant managers barely have any savings as well. I understand your concern but I'm an upper tier midwit

>>53526162
Lame and gay, the sad defeatist veiw, good advice for the ignorant masses. Buy good companies loke LMT, easy peasy

>>53526214
>my port is literally only MO and TLT
Feels amazing.

>>53526214
and semiconductors.

>>53526214
>bonds are rising
>ltt especially
pricing in 25 bps?

>>53526204
This is what I imagine racist hinduanon looking like when I read his posts.

>>53526184
who do you think writes all the JPow fanfic?
you think some autistic retard just spends untold hours handcrafting sexual scenarios between JPow, the whore of a market and various other financiers for the market to get gangbanged by?
haha that would be crazy

Sold Feb 3 SOXL calls for 133%, now what? Buy SCHD? Or what?

>>53526204
I want to make enough to buy a house and then get at least 10k/year to live a quiet life.

>>53526214
And semis. Soxl Chads can't stop winning

BOIL BROS I'M BOILING ALIVE

>>53526204
because only working part time is the tits

>>53526204
Generational wealth is okay, and I want it for my children.
>>53526207
Has MtG buck broken him, yet?

>>53526214
imagine not holding any bond exposure

>>53526228
exit scam. I am not yet sure with the bonds

>>53526225
get a job loser

>>53526041
Fucking kek

>>53526204
I want to do nothing all day comfortably

>>53526220
> gonna be double digit % up after the feds confirm the pivot to 25bps
Repeat after me: priced in

>>53526184
look closer, he's browsing /a/ but he's been known to make an appearance now and again here

>>53526204
>Haha number go up

>>53526253
>>53526253
>>53526253

>>53526222
>I've spent the last year and a half being autistic
Anon you and I both know it's been considerably longer than that.

>>53526241
>Has MtG buck broken him, yet?
He's non-stop slurped during the whole magic fiasco

>>53526204
because I can

>>53526070
Well fed Greta best Greta. This play is brought you by K and BLUE. K, because yea, they're probably zombie, and the price of grains is astronomical right now, but you love breakfast cereal, you goofy faggot, you know you do.
BLUE, because women don't just eat a little bit of ice cream when they're sad. (not stock advice, I am not a professional, I have only a license to kill, and have not reviewed the books on either of these companies, who did not ask for me to talk about them, and would probably send a squad to break my legs for even mentioning their names in public).

>>53526180
We all job switched from Kohl's for higher wages.

>>53526269
Again, too soon.
This brough to you by CHD, CHD for those times when you and your wife just can't time it correctly.

>>53526222
Checked. I’m not putting you down for working there. I just thought it was funny. I was a retail manager in my 20s making 80k a year at Home Depot. Bought my first house with that job. Keep at it, anon.

>>53526214
And NRGD. And KOLD.

>>53526271
I meant as far as finance and trading goes, we all know how it goes

>>53526142
I’ll bite but I’m coming after (You) if you’re wrong.

and a bump to end it, this post brought to you by BRK.B, because owning a company that owns insurance companies, can get you rich, and keep your car safe from untimely bumper damage.

Quit the foreplay, how many bepis?

>>53526204
To prove that there is a path,a way out,that even if you're not a normie you can still enjoy life

>>53526317
you try being an unpaid bakist then pleb

>>53526204
i don't want to work, or at least i want to only work part time for the rest of my working life

>>53526204
I want to buy fancy shit and live comfy without being a wage slave

>>53526204
I want to spend more time with my kids and help more people out. Which is why I’ll never be rich. I don’t have the personality type for it.

Cock

>>53526430
>I want to spend more time with my kids and help more people out. Which is why I’ll never be rich. I don’t have the personality type for it.
You just need to revamp your mission statement:
>I want to spend more time with my kids and help more people out _by any means necessary._

>>53526459
That’s pretty wise, anon. I’ll consider it.

>>53526204

I don't want to work.