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prepare for Red Day of Apocalypse

>>53522274

what are treasury zeros?

WHOA BLACK BETTY

>Women As Commodities Edition
imagine if we had slavery today
can you imagine buying mandingo futures and accidentally getting a home delivery?

Another crabbing day
Screenshot this

>>53522274
I'm going to get fucked in the ass on my Coinbase shares today, I can feel it in my bones.

frenly reminder that if you dont do a monthly +8,5% you are loosing money in poorope

what do i buy with $3k? Dubs decide.
PLEASE DONT FUCK THIS UP

Ford is dropping their prices on their electric shit just like Tesla. Pricing wars...

Futures are so red , is this the big one?

>>53522306
INTC

>>53522306
$ROPE

>>53522306
BLUE

>>53522305
I've only had 4% returns here in Burgerland and people keep telling me i'm doing good but I'm not even keeping up with inflation

Money is misunderstood. The fact is if you want to be successful the money will follow you. If you are a doctor, something else will follow you. If you are successful, there is an accompaniment and If your goal is just to make money, you won’t succeed. Money is a commodity to use, not to be dictated by.

____

"No matter how great the talent or efforts, some things just take time. You can’t produce a baby in one month by getting nine women pregnant.”

____

"I think it’s very important to have a feedback loop, where you’re constantly thinking about what you’ve done and how you could be doing it better. I think that’s the single best piece of advice: constantly think about how you could be doing things better and questioning yourself.”

>>53522274
that's a man

>>53522318
So in other words your all cash

>>53522306
McDonalds

psyched for AMZN earnings tomorrow

wagies are delivering packages to my doorstep
like slaves
while making me money as a shareholder
it's like I own them

Be a king like in the middle ages. Buy AMZN.

>So we been breaking bobos for 3 generations.
>Mos' time the breaking sticks. The bobo don't give you any kine uh problems.
>B b but sometimes, sometimes... well sometimes you get a PECULIAR bobo.
>This one bobo, well he was the peculiar type, he a uh, well he would act up but he wouldnt hide it.
>It seem every week he was pretending to short the market on pickin duty( but with one eye open all koi like) or he'd take extra molasses pie, or or or he'd sit his field ass on the front porch.
>Every week he'd do somethin' rascally IN PLAIN damn sight of the OVaseeah.
>OVasseha would call out to the bobo to get to the Breakin Barn. This Bobos eyes would light up and before you could whistle dixie, he'd be in the barn.
>This Bobo would run to that breaking barn like it was a cool stream on a hot August day in Georgia.
>Hellll it got sooo bad this bobo would TELL You what kine mischief he was gone get his midnight black ass into. He hadnt even DO nuthin yet..
>He would skip over to the barn after an call out " COME On MAaaaaSSA THIS BOBO AINT GUNNA BREAK HISSELF!"
>Just down right peculiar...

>>53522307
Either prices for materials went down massively. Or no one wants that stinky shit.

I take that as an extremely bad omen that this lesbian who intercepted me in the lobby tracked my path through the building to go from the lobby into the apartment next to mine.

>>53522324
thanks for getting my joke

>>53522308
It's just gonna be retarded and go green by afternoon if not much sooner

Is it free money shorting tesla?

>>53522335
I think they just can't sell them. I was at a Mercedes dealership the other day and they had those EQS and EQE things all over the place too... granted those are hideous.

>>53522342
No, don't underestimate Tesla retards

>>53522349
PSNY makes a better car already

>>53522348
Yeah no way prices went down so much.

divvies came in today

>>53522306
MARA

>>53522306
UNG

>>53522342
>>53522349
>>53522352
>NOOOO TESLA IS A TECHNOLOGY LEAD- ACK

Welcome to Coomer's Anonymous. Jerome you are first.
>Hi everyone, my name is Jerome and I love to coom.
(Everyone): Hi Jerome.
>Cooming is more than just an addiction to me, it's my job. I have to coom in the market or inflation won't be transistory. I have to coom in bonds yields or the US will default on it's debt. Who's going to coom in bonds? Yellen? Warren? No, it is my patriotic duty to coom in all your investment vehicles. It's what makes uranium futures for physical delivery glow green. You need my coom. I can't stop for the good of the American people.
Jerome, you don't seem to understand, this is a recovery grou-
>No YOU don't understand. WHO IS GOING TO COOM IN THE S&P500? Trump? No his dick is tiny like a childs and Biden only fingerbangs kids these days and that's when he remembers the current year.
Bu-
>I know I know, it's not good for me to be cooming in every derivative and I think I got a STD from the gangbang with bitcoin and those defi sluts. Agh, those are some dirty birds. Cooming in the shorts makes me feel the best, they never last long and if they get margin called while you are inside they tighten up like a fucking vice. You want a bull market you got to coom bull amounts. I inject pure testosterone directly into my dick. I've had erections that last days if not weeks. I do it for the little frog guys that can't get a gf to coom in much less coom in TSLA. If not me then who?
You seem to have some self-sacrifice issues with this, what about the other Fed Presidents? You don't have to carry all this cooming weight. How long does your heart have left?
>Fuck. You are right. I'll be lucky if I make it to 2023 when I promised interest rate cuts. I'm not stopping though, I will coom this market around one way or another, so help me God. WHOA BLACK BETTY.
Hmm, okay clearly we have some work to do. Who do we have next... Mr. Bobo? This can't be right.

>>53522308
This should give you a good idea

>>53522306
SQQQ, Im trying to give you something all these fails

buy c3.ai

>>53522380
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>53522380
its gonna crab forever then

>>53522380

>>53522385
because they're working together with that castrated AI company?

>>53522372
>level 3
yeah that's what they all do
even fucking GM's Super Cruise (tm)
boring

How do I long AI?

My shroomkit is on the way bros

>>53522397
left = man
right = woman (cute bulge)

my horsecock dildo will arrive today bros

>>53522397
We wont even be able to jack off anymore. All pictures will be trannies. See

>>53522395
>boring
yeah but tesla can't even do that

Sell

Place your bets lads

We looking at a neon green gigapump or a crimson red bloodbath for the rest of this week?

Honkaloid economies all exist because of crushing debt. Never let honkaloids think they are superior, they have borrowed their way to prosperity and the bill is about to come due. They deserve their poverty.

>>53522415
>"that'll be 25$" (plus tip)

>>53522288
Zero-coupon Treasury bonds. "Zero-coupon" means there are no interest payments, just a single big payment when the bond matures.

>>53522415
Green gigapump EZ

business idea: Open a AI generated only fans
write books with AI
open a blog with AI

>>53522415
i'm looking toward the next round of inflation reports
this meeting/hike is a done deal
comments and JPow's statement could give a little dip and volatility
i'm sure there will be much OOOO'ing and AAAAA'ing about it here but ultimately it will be nothing significant
/smg/ niggers are overly emotional about these things
probably why they trade so poorly

>>53522426
why would someone do that?

>>53522397
gpu production chain
samsung, tsmc, nvidia, amd, intel if the leaks about arc B are true

>>53522306
Rope

you have no idea how manlet I am

>>53522380
Are you Morgan Stanley employee? I assume MS has a huge bet on market going down. This would explain amount of articles citing their bobo stance + shills posting screencaps / links to their shit here.
Either way, not selling.

>>53522440
An investor might buy one to pay a future liability near the maturity date.

>>53522404
Who are you beating with it?

>>53522399
Nice

>>53522415
Crab

>>53522460
why not take the interest payments and put them in a money market account in the meantime?

>>53522306
Gun and ammo

>>53522463
i want to suck that shroom

>>53522306
ARKK

>>53522463
Redpill me about this hobby, do you eat them or is like with fishing where you let them go after you catch them?

>>53522436
25bps is already priced in
the only mumu hopium is that Jpow will pivot from "higher for longer"
big tech earnings tomorrow will give the final push lower and will give up all Jan gains until end of week.

>>53522306
Peloton

>futures

>>53522471
>tfw browsing /smg/

>>53522478
Well I give most of them away but I eat some of them, dehydrate some of them for later

>>53522491
I was at a beach in mexico and a bitch got hit by a wave so hard it ripped her bikini top off

>>53522491
Is them riding a wave his their body? That's so cool

>>53522459
No, but who knows, could've fell for the meme, but could be true. Not sure desu.

>>53522478
Pp shrooms seem like a good gift

bros i have used ChatGPT for my course. Not a single text and justification is my own. Everything is written by AI. I'm about to finish the course and i can literally nothing about it.

>>53522512
I just seen too many MS bearish articles in my newsfeed and I became schizo kek. I wouldn't be surprised if they hired pajeets to shill on social media too. Happens in crypto, wouldn't be surprised if it happened in stocks too if they knew they can get away with it.

>>53522478
nigger thinks he's in some fantasy world catching shit
it's not like shrooms swimming away after you take them. why would you throw it away?

>>53522308
ehT AIJD sah neeb gnivom thgiarts ni a enil rof eerht shtnom.

>>53522519
You will be replaced. Amazon needs more wagies

>>53522459
>trillionaire hedge fund says he will make market go down
>loan anon refuses to sell
>trillionaire is foiled

>>53522306
Silver dildo, shove it up your ass

>>53522306
TQQQ

>>53522510
Yep it's called bodysurfing. They only use swimfins.

>>53522551
I can hardly stick a finger in my ass to apply cream

>>53522306
Stay safe. Buy dividend stocks +3% yield

>>53522306
Fine, crab it is, sell condors or buy butterflies then

>>53522549
>loan anon refuses to sell
I live debt-free my friend. I actually have decent savings too. Fuck bankers and their enslavement schemes.
And yes, I will not be fooled by banksters games. Every time market crashes, it's instantly bought up by big money that tells you to sell instead. They are not my friends and I gain satisfaction from not falling for their silly tactics.

Pakistan about to hold the world hostage for them bailout bills

>>53522306
DOCU
digital signing will become extremely important in the next 5 years because of AI generated stuff

>>53522306
Bitcoin lmao

It's over

>>53522415
Volatile crab

>>53522599
based i was HOLDING this in despair and lost $20k. Thanks for making me do the same mistake again :) Buying at open.

SQQQbros, are we gonna make it?

>>53522616
No dubs in forever and now two in a row. Good luck

>Think to myself I should maybe invest in Fingerprints (Swedish company I think) after their stock price dropped.
>Nah fuck itt, FOMO and buy AVAX
>Currently down 17%
>Had I bought Fingerprints, currently would be at +50%
Fuck this shit bros. I'm so fucking dumb.

>>53522482
Yea I gotta go with you and inverse cramer

i want to start making music but equipment is so fucking expensive. I saw my neighbour have equipment in the basement storehouse. Synths, mpc, equalizer, speakers. Literally everything i need. Shits probably worth over $10-30k. All these stuff is just one bolt cutter away from me. Should i do it? The dude is only going to have himself to blame for keeping all that shit in there.

>>53522436
To be fair, /smg/ has plenty of options and leveraged ETF traders so any wrong directional move is going to fuck them up. The Bogleheads are slightly smug no matter the direction of the market so they aren't that vocal. Dunno about the swing traders

>>53522648
You can get a descent lock pick set for $40 on Southord website. But like everything, it takes a lil practice to be good, but sometimes you can take it and the lock pops open in seconds. What type of lock is in the way?

>>53522648
yes anon, good idea stealing from your neighbor and blasting music through the street

>>53522648
post hand

>>53522588
Yeah I meant to write lone anon but loan works too since either way you're living on borrowed time in a market like this.
>no see the market crashes and the big boys slurp
The big boys are the ones crashing the market in the first place.

>>53522648
post picture of your hand.

>>53522648
You do realize he probably going to recognize the sound from his equipment retard

>>53522627
I was tempted too but just couldn’t make myself buy into that dumpsterfire (again)

>>53522690
based big boys helping me out

>>53522648
Hand

>>53522693
>>53522702
>>53522689
why?

>>53522706
Do it

>>53522666
3x bear/bull ETF traders are the soul of /smg/
I wonder what's the average price of /smg/ SOXL holders

>>53522712
I swung it a few times, last time I bought at $36 and sold at $46 and never looked back

>>53522648
Can't you just download fruity loops or something instead?

>>53522690
And big money will continue moving the market however they want. Neither bears nor bulls here know what is the trend shortterm. That's why I avoid speculative shitcos. I just go with the flow, but I'm definitely not going to listen to advice from big money that is trying to scalp retail from whatever savings they have still left.

>>53522706
>>53522710
Kek

>>53522724
and just ignore the value of these stuff

>>53522310
Currently holding puts on INTC, even if it’s just a sweet lie, please tell me this is the right move

>>53522738
They gonna lock you up quite awhile if you get caught, that's a lot of money worth of shit, and it sounds like stuff that's not easy to hide

>>53522274
Smoking one for all the real bobros out there
Two more weeks, trust the plan

>>53522741
you have so many semis who pumped like 80% in a few weeks to short, but you choose the one which will crab for years

And just like that, everythings gonna be green by open

>>53522648
Sure. Go get yourself ventilated.

>>53522769
literally nothing matters today except FOMC

>>53522758
Why would they crab? Layoffs and pay cuts have to cause some concern and their biggest competitor beat earnings.

Wow amd really shit the bed

>>53522806
their biggest competitor beat earnings because they literally eat their lunch

>>53522810
Still ignores layoffs, pay cuts, and cutting R&D, though. I don’t see them looking too hot for the coming month.

>>53522833
Who is gonna be right?

>>53522851
Gayed tipped the scales by jinxing it for Mumu

>>53522327
Psyched? I’m tempted to sell and buy back after it pulls back another 8-10

>>53522838
cutting R&D is literally a death sentence for a semi company but they are on 2016 price level and don't participate in any big up or down moves when other semis pump/dump (except this "worse since dot-com bust earnings" week)
on 14 p/e with muh divies it's a value trap but not a good short position compared to other who pumped big. what price do you expect INTC going to for you making any good profit? I'm neither buying nor selling because I think it will be just flat with some few percent +- moves. nothing to make good profit

>>53522907
If intel stays flat it would be a great investment. A 5.5% dividend that has no chance of being cut is attractive. Like you said intel doesn’t have much room to fall but AMD and NVDA have a long way down.

Holy shit AMD did terrible last quarter.

>>53522960
>Advanced Micro Devices Inc. (NASDAQ:AMD) rose over 3% following better-than-feared fourth-quarter results and positive analysts’ actions in reaction to the report.
what's so bad?

>>53522907
Truth be told, I just see it as overvalued and think it will go towards high $25 by the end of the month due to growing market pessimism and consumers tightening budgets. (With worse off long term prospects.) AMD is running circles around them, but even they’re going to start feeling pain once excitement over their recent performance passes.

>>53522974
>after hours price action means it was good
They made less money than they did the same time last year. Their business is shrinking. That’s bad

Today is the day. The day that will change our lives forever. The day of reckoning. Those that anticipated well in advance will be spared but others that refused to listen will burn.

>>53522974
kek thanks for the AI generated headline

>>53522274

>>53522307
>>53522335
Neither. Those prices were dropped to bring models inline with $55k to alllow the cars to be eligeble for the $7500 tax credit. The credit is only good for cars up to $55k and truck/suv up to $80k. Now the tesla and ford mustang qualify for those credits.

>>53523043
So line go up or down after today?

>>53523043
KEK BAGGOTS

>>53522974
Why did they expect to do so poorly

>>53523043
They hated him because he spoke the truth

>>53523043
my id color will dictate today's market
lets goooo

WM looking veeery slurpable right now!

Are my Coinbase shares going to be fucked today? I'm preparing my anus.

>>53523043
Nah Jerome will come out with his usual hawkish guidance and the market will go down 10% before violently crabbing for a month again. Then it’ll rally again leading up to the Fed March meeting

>>53523113
you should be shorting coinbase into oblivion

>>53523101
9e9d10, rgb(158, 157, 16)
narrow bobo win

>>53523137
lel

>>53523130
This

is it time to get bullish for PALANTIR?

ARKK MOMMY CNBC

>>53523113
Bitcoin had one of the best months ever so there should be some sort of consolidation AND the pump is low volume, but idk it could always pump more

>>53522544

>implying Amazon won't build autonomous warehouses

Defense stock related observation. The starstreak missile turned out to not be very good.

>>53523050
is that ev only?

Watching big short. Burry is king bobo and said to sell you dumb fucks. He even listened to smg and is reading malazan series, one of the most recommended investment series.

I am entitled to sex.

>>53523167
It hits too many red flags for me. That guy is the biggest one

Ahem. 2/16 complete

>>53523364
What penis suction device is this?

Elaborate

>>53523137
>9e9d10, rgb(158, 157, 16)
recent powertoys install?

>>53523386
Chemical metering system. I help put fluoride in your water. You’re welcome

>>53523321
In the movie he was way too early and almost had a mental breakdown over it...

>>53523426
>I help put fluoride in your water
wow thanks for poisoning us, retard. might aswell put some sneed oil in while you're at it.

How would AMDs big miss on earnings effect the market in the hours before the rate hike is announced? Could they bring NVDA down with them

50bepis rate hike incoming
you heard it here first
act accordingly

>>53523455
not so fast, chud!

>>53523465
>europe
into the trash it goes

>>53523473
>implying inflation isnt peaking in the US aswell
lmao

>>53523093
Looks like the George Bayer chart…

i smell fear

>>53523364
We have a similar setup for our new caustic room, but the dumbass contractors can't fit the skids into the room so they're going to have to knock shit down.

>>53523482

>>53522397
Note the scrote

>>53522397
it's amazing how Ai lacks originality

>>53523358
hit enough red flags eventually you run out of sellers and then. boom, short squeeze

>>53523513
jup, we're peaking

So ADP cook the numbers and do what all these faggot analysts do and way over estimated to juice the market... It’s all so fake and gay

> futures

WTFWT

Have any of you transferred from robinhood? I've been looking into fidelity since robinhood seems desperate and keeps trying to sell me crap.

>>53523517
originality is overrated

>>53523523
You were all saying the peak was already in back in summer

>>53523537
TD Ameritrade and ThinkorSwim, or IBKR with TWS but IBKR makes you pay for data

just look at him

Have any of you actually made a profit off of the egg shortage? I remember reading a lot of articles about egg plants burning. Seems like I could have used that information but didn't really look into it.
Felt that way about the Japanese currency too. Read about it months ago but didn't look into it.
It's difficult to branch out of what I know.

>>53523550
>IBKR makes you pay for data
the free 100 snap quotes might be enough for anon
i mean who trades more than 10 times a month anyways

>>53523493
Lol don’t you love contractors. That’s who we sell to

>>53523415
ive using that bad boy ever since it came out
the only good thing msft released in ages, stock should go up honestly

>>53523565
It’s the feed they give to chickens

Can the algo bots or anyone else see that I have a market sell order for open? Does this effect the price action premarket? I’m trying to dump my AMD and I’m wondering if I should put in a sell order or just market sell on open

>>53523573
Did (You) forget where you are?

>>53523612
No it’s doesnt affect pre-market, if you want to sell PM the set a limit order and see if it gets plucked. If you market sell on open prepared to get jewed hard as your MM will direct you to their lowest bid price from them due to their payment for your order flow

Reddit lingo that’s leaked over to /smg/
>poomp
>bear/bull
>bobo/mumu
>stinks
>MOASS
>the fed
>hedgies
>jpow
>inverse Cramer
>WTFWT
>crabbing
>bull market
>bear market
>CPI
>FOMC
>interest rates
>dividends
>divvy
Feel free to call out any other Reddit I forgot

>>53523612
Every action you take the algos and jews can see. You have to be more clever than them. More cunning. You need to be 2 steps ahead of them. They can harvest your emotions if you show signs of weakness and use it to their advantage.

Take the offical /smg/ poll

https://strawpoll.com/polls/PKgl3zj41np
>https://strawpoll.com/polls/PKgl3zj41np
https://strawpoll.com/polls/PKgl3zj41np
>https://strawpoll.com/polls/PKgl3zj41np
https://strawpoll.com/polls/PKgl3zj41np
>https://strawpoll.com/polls/PKgl3zj41np
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>https://strawpoll.com/polls/PKgl3zj41np

>>53523321
>>53523439
hE WAS ALSO WAY TOO EARLY ON HIS tESLA SHORTS. hE'S RIGHT THO. i JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT HE'S LOOKING AT THAT MADE HIM SAY THIS NOW.

>>53523639
>bear/bull
>the fed
>bull market
>bear market
>CPI
>FOMC
>interest rates
>dividends

Brothers of the SkyWater, hail and good fortune. May today's hunt be gainful.

>tax documents are rolling in
how much do you guys owe?
>mfw $40k

>>53523654
ur mom
lmao gottem

>>53523639
So Plebbit invented all these terms? How fucking old are you, 15? fuck off you zoomer faggot. this is an adult board

>>53523655

>>53523425
next level >futures posting

>>53523671
Nice selfie

>>53523663
I don’t declare any stocks ever. Just my W2

>>53523665
sick burn

>>53522872
My nigger.
Few

>>53523663
I am getting 9k back since I paid taxes like I would make 60k in stocks, but actually only made 14k last year

>>53523654
What if FED is taking into account his scenario and trying to stop it which would make it so that he's only right when no one's listening to him?

>>53523639
shut the fuck up nigger troon

>>53522380
>>53522833
this retard always says sell

>>53523517
Prompters lack originality, I just prompted Kristen Stewart as a mechanic for futuristic Tron-like chariots in ancient Macedonia (>>>/aco/7037889), that's original enough for me.

>>53523682
>Few
I never understood what they mean by this

>>53523692
Yeah he used to be a hedge fund manager

Inflation once again confirmed to be on the rise in several EU countries... the markets just keep pumping. Unless FED comes out with something really really severe, the markets will not stop pumping.
Glad I didn't listen to boboshits and bought the shit out of the market few months ago

>>53523707
>increased inflation is bullish for equities

>>53523709
All thatd debt and nothing to show for it

>>53522872
>Gayed
Kek, truly appropriate name

Futures are still red . is it the BIG ONE?

>>53523717
Don't you understand friendbro? Everything is bullish now. Hell, even if a nuclear bomb were to be detonated in Ukraine, it would be classified as a bullish event by this fugged market

50 bepis
minimum

>>53523706
Pretty good hit rate for Both, though that last green R looks scary

I hope you sold fags or you are going to suffer lmao

>>53523696
started as him saying "few understand this" and got shorten becoming a pseudo inside joke
Also Few

My acc is 100% 395 0dte puts.

>>53523754
Good luck bro

>>53523731
>Ukraine gets nuked
Finally can stop sending all our money there
Bullish

>>53523731
War is inflationary therefore bullish and the winner is gonna wipe away all the debt, but only if you manage to live after it's over

>>53523731
Even if NYC got nuked?

I work at XOM, alot of my coworkers are reinvesting most of all of their Exxon stocks in their 401k into common assets...should i do that too?

>>53523795
Sell it all and buy FCEL

When is the meeting

>>53522274
Yeah, next thread don't post a fucking whore. i hate women.

>>53523795
Since you work there, you know something we don't about how oil is going to do in the next months. Base your decision on that

>>53523795
u work in oil, u should already know best the boom and bust cycle

How do people have the balls to threaten to quit unless they get a raise or promoted?

All the c-suite people say it unprofessional.

>>53522274
Soon

>>53523795
Both gas and oil are down by a lot yet the stock is at ATH... hmmmmmmmmm, what does that tell you, my friend?

>>53522274
IMPREGNATE

i made the worst mistake today. when setting the limit i forgot to change the number before the , so i bought at peak price instead of the lowest...

This is a screenshot from a sample burping clip of my wife I posted to YouTube. It netted her 27 OF subscribers in under a week. We will be using this money for a a family RV trip next month. This is stock related

50% BOIL (Long)
100% INTC (Short with leverage)

>>53523839
Those guys know their value to the company and can go somewhere else easy if it doesn't work out. I guess the first question to ask is if you have anywhere lined up if they let you go after you threaten them

>>53523246
Yes. The Hummer he's in doesn't quality for the credit btw, lol.

>>53523663

Jfc

>>53523867
why would you be long on gas when its only going to get warmer
or by long you mean to sell in winter 2024

>>53523876
Fuck, meant qualify. Haven't had enough coffee yet.

>>53523858
Bullish for GOOG

>>53523858
Jesus, men are fuckin pathetic

>>53523738
That was on Jan 6 when this latest rally started. In the same tweet he called the rally top to be 4100 (which we hit), and for the 2023 low to be 3400

>>53523858
Kek

>>53523858
a surely degenerate family
have fun on that trip

DXY doing something this morning.

>ahem...
fuck jpow
fuck the fed
fuck the jews
fuck baggie

>>53522274
i cant stop looking at this slut

>>53523892
Guess I'm buying at 3500-3600 if it happens

>>53523902
Our degeneracy is an act for our pay piggies. Our stops on the trip will include the florida caverns, pigeon forge Tennessee, Dollywood, some space center in Alabama, and various other attractions in the southern US. Also a few nights spent in Cracker Barrel parking lots and great breakfast the next morning

For me it’s GDXU, NRGU, KOF and OIL.

Big Daddy JEROME about to put the economy in hyperdrive.

>>53523910
>slightly bearish
Stocktwits sentiment is 50/50 just like /smg/. Crab confirmed

>>53523738
>last green R looks scary
it was in early January so that was pretty accurate. Who is this Ryan?

>>53523880

>>53523858
How do you keep changing your ID? Do you own an RV, or are you planning on renting one?

>cutting employee salaries, bonuses, and 401k matching
>not just cutting the unsustainable dividend
INTC is fucked. I've been waiting for them to announce they're getting rid of it as the sell off that would cause would create a buy opportunity, but they seem hell bent on keeping it.

25 bepis today. Buy the dip

>>53523943
I’m frequency hopping on a prq-152. And no we are renting one from cruise america.

>>53522296
>I will not buy this buck, it is broken

>>53523949
everyone knows it'll be 25 bepis. what i'm scared of is the dot plot that will show how high they want to go and for how long.

>>53523945
do you know how much boomer money is in intc they will not touch that divi unless they want to gap below 20

Check NATGAS lmao

>>53523945
how desperate does a tech company have to be to do this?

why would top talent in tech go to intcel, knowing their TC might get cut 25% one day?

>>53523963
they wont cross 5%.

Nat gas
>For the month, the front-month dropped about 40%, putting it on track for its second-biggest monthly loss on record after plunging by 42% in January 2001.

Wow reddit we better heckin sell now!!!

my fellow INTCels, trust the plan, trust the divvy

>pre-market

i just wanted to say that white european men are superior to ashkenazi jews, i'll be leaving now. cheers.

>>53523974
that's the issue: no top talent has wanted to go to INTC for years. cutting into employee salaries will only make it even less appealing.

>>53523998
genetically, ashkenazi jews are just greeks and southern italien

Rev up those Wojacks

>almost bought msgm at market open yesterday
>it's now $61 pre market

>>53523963
>we only anticipate two more 25 points hikes in the foreseeable future
>HOWEVER, I have rigged the federal rate with explosives so that the US will explode if it ever were to below 50 miles an hour
>I will be taking no further questions

>>53524013
why did were you even looking at MSGM in the first place?

1 month of pumping will be followed by 1 month of dumping

>>53524009
you're arab-russian-ukraine hybrids, Kayeem
PS get off this board you fucking sandnigger

>>53524034
i check this site every morning for movers and try to scalp at open
https://www.investing.com/equities/pre-market

>>53524046
I had to google what Kayeem is and i'm still not sure what it means

>>53524047
What's with all the eSports app's mooning?

>>53524059
I'm not sure.
maybe the states where it's illegal are talking about making it legal?

HOLD THE LINE MICROBROS

BOIL back on its scheduled journey to zero?

In previous Fed meetings, what did the market do when SPY opened rednin premarket?

BZFD is moving PM again lol

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

/smg/ is dead

>everything setting up to crash
>Tsla is on a tear
Throw some money at tsla ? Hold half as cash when I'm ready to buy back into the s&p?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

digits and I buy GMBL

MGAM LFG

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>53523956
Let me know how that goes. I've wanted to do some RVing, but owning one is an awful investment.

pump it

>>53524137
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

BOBROS YOU LIED TO ME

What’s a stock play for today?

Well here's to hoping we see 50 bepis.

https://vocaroo.com/13pwpr2NAPdU

>>53524143
MGAM, MSGM, GMBL, BZFD,

WHAT THE FUCK HAS THIS BEEN

>>53523858
Based, keep doing the needful burpanon

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>>53524146
Why does this image look so uncanny?

>>53524158
AI

just realized 15 dollars profit
all in a days work my friends

>>53524158
because it's ai generated.
Or maybe the slant eyes with big boobs

>>53524158
Fucked up AI hand, also when it looks to photorealistic somehow it looks off

This is probably going to be the last time to place shorts at a premium for quite a while

>>53524158
AI generated, can you not instantly tell?

>>53524146
kys unsolicited faggot

>>53524158
The skin looks like plastic

Uh bobros...why are they slurping..

>>53524158
The bodies are too smooth with weird lighting

>>53524138
Yea I’ll post on when I’m on the trip

MGAM

>>53524193
>>53524193
>>53524193

>>53523968
What the fuck

>>53524164
this nigga fucks

>>53524172
he can. but the ai astro turf is running deep. Mny investors underwater looking for idiots buying their bags

>>53524178
Trying to keep delusion up until the very last moment I guess

Help I think this broker is eating my argentine monopoly money
translations:
>type of currency, and the actual ammount of money I can use
>"available" money
>To liquidate, which I don't understand what it is

>>53522440
a bond pays out its face value when it matures. it also sometimes pays one final coupon, but that isn't relevant here.

when you buy bonds you typically buy them in units of $1,000 each. they are quoted in points. 100 is par.

so for notes of this size, if you pay 100, then you lend (yes, literally, lend, you are a creditor) $1000 to the issuer. when the note matures X days later you get 100, or $1000.
if you pay 95.628 for the same note, then you lend $956.28 to the issuer. when the note matures X days later, you get 100, or $1000.
the difference in what you let go out the door vs. what you get back (divided by what you let go out the door, to come to a percentage figure, for comparability to other notes) is called yield. it is typically quoted "yield to maturity" YTM and not annualized.
corporate bonds in the open, secondary market are typically part of their capital stack that make you an "unsecured" creditor. that means in bankruptcy/restructuring you are likely to get a fraction of your money back, and no interest, if you get anything at all. likelihood of this is broadly estimated for public consumption by credit rating. it isn't everything, but P/E isn't everything for equities either and yet collectively we typically look at that first for any stock.
US treasury bonds are AAAA and "do not default." you will receive your payout at maturity, period.
and so that is why you would hold a zero-coupon bond: because you bought it under par, and because you expect inflation to run below the note's yield.

>>53524304
The last is what you can lose. Looks like the difference between your PEsos and the Disponibles. What you haven't used, you cannot lose (Pesos)

>>53524158
They're not covered in shitty tattoos

>>53524304
With people like you, I think I understand now why Inflation is so high in your country.

And I'm a greek.... lol

>>53524339
It's odd because it's the first time the bottom value is negative.
The broker also has a read on liquidation timeframes and something about wait time
In any case, after earning a little money, I'm on the run of losing all of it, most likely

>>53524118
Why are you throwing TSLA money?

I slept like shit, groggy as fuck and have a massive kink in my neck...this is financial advise.

>>53524178
Patience, young one.

market not liking the reports

>>53524357
hey!
...we're trying. but the bad thing of having a shit economic moment is that the people who could fix it leave the country for better opportunities.
I don't say it's wrong, but it's like selective stupidification

How come AMD could post a GAAP loss, and everyone is creaming over a "beat"?
If I split the difference between the two, AMD made about $0.30/EPS in Q.
Don't tell me you overpaid or bought a shitty outfit, and that means you didn't lose share value.
Someone explain, please?

>>53524357
Argentinia is based. Not only do they provide free online services for people with VPN, they scammed paypal and VISA by making the entire internet 40% cheaper for a day

>>53524558
Just banter. Didn't mean it serious. Actually I'm not sure if I interpreted your numbers right. Is this margin trading? Liquidation is a word used in margin trading.