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Please Obi Wan Jerombi. You are only Hope. Nooooooo NOT THE EMPEROR POWELL! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
What a gay and low effort bake.
I hate links too, but jesus, what a shit OP.
>Educational sites: https://www.investopedia.com/ https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52 >Financial TV Streams: https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/ http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/ >Charts: https://www.tradingview.com https://www.finscreener.com https://www.koyfin.com/ https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com >Screeners: https://finviz.com/ https://www.tradingview.com/screener https://etfdb.com/ >Options https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/ https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com https://optionstrat.com/ https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices >Pre-Market and Live data: https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures https://finance.yahoo.com/ >Calendars https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html >Boomer Investing 101: https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started >Misc: https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers https://market24hclock.com/ https://wallmine.com/ https://fintel.io/ https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator https://brokerchooser.com/ previous >>53514598
Does anyone have the JPow drop dead pic?
AMD down to 76 in AH from the peak of 78.5oh no no no
>AMDOH NO
>>53516044For me it's the "pump" copypasta. A buff JPowell on the podium tomorrow would be extremely bearish.
>>53516018i can fix her
>>53516019What a based high quality bake
I'm gonna sell so many options tomorrow
>>53516058Thanks
>>53516058>would be extremely bearish.For you.
>>53516062Literally the most high profile case of "can't make a hoe a housewife" in quite some time.
Give me hopium bear chads
>lisa suexplain to me why we like this tranny chink so much?
>>53516096i'm trying to go the other way with mine
>>53516084>I'm gonna fight the F...never mind>*liquidates port*
>LCAA Warrants up 2500% from DA announcement.hory shit, more aand spacs are merging since the fallout, I've DCA'd to 10% over ATL on CPUH/w give me my 5x - 20x nyyaaoww!!
reminder: inflation is increasing again and we get 50 bepis points tomorrow
>>53516084your a big bank
>>53516109I fought the Fed, and the Fed won.
>>53516098AMD closing AH at 72
>>53515700remember when JPow said "inflation is transitory"? no, i guess you wouldn't...
>>53516101basically she's an asian woman that can run a tech company like an aryan man.
Take the official /smg/ pollhttps://strawpoll.com/polls/PKgl3zj41np>https://strawpoll.com/polls/PKgl3zj41nphttps://strawpoll.com/polls/PKgl3zj41np>https://strawpoll.com/polls/PKgl3zj41nphttps://strawpoll.com/polls/PKgl3zj41np>https://strawpoll.com/polls/PKgl3zj41nphttps://strawpoll.com/polls/PKgl3zj41np>https://strawpoll.com/polls/PKgl3zj41np
>>53516155Is it 2021 again?
>>53516155I still remember when "we're not even thinking about thinking about raising rates"
>>53516182no....its 1929.
>>53516131ummm... it's $76.22 right now? hello??>>53516182>>53516194JPow/Fed lie all the time. that's the point. you can't cherrypick just because you're a bobo faggot "this time it's true!" no, go fuck yourself.
>>53516177remake the poll, add crab market
>>53516205smells like cope
ASMB stock ladies!
>>53516206I avoided crab on purpose, you have to pick one or the other even if crabbing isn't unlikely
>>53516177>Will the market enter a bull market or bear market tomorrow?I'm a glass half full kind of guy.
>>53516062>>53516096literally Who?
>>53516237my female stock broker looks like THAT??
>>53516254Be careful
>>53516243
>>53516205>JPow/Fed lie all the timeyes, but bulls/bears will just say the fed is telling the truth/lying depending on whatever fits their narrative.
>>53516243>That articleThis has been the case for like 35 years
Revving up this image for tomorrow
>>53516098Jpow doesn't care if the stock market tanks. Pensions are all in htm bonds and rate hikes just mean higher yields. Monetary policy is not for bailing out degenerate zoomer meme stock bagholders so they can fight the fed and make their job harder. Tomorrow the fed will fight back. They want markets back to pre-covid levels. They want their qe money back.If this rally is real, then why aren't the jews giving volume? Why aren't they pushing it above 410? You think they have been caught off guard and are wondering whether they should fomo into retail's pump? Are retail the new market makers? Or are they just suckering them into providing liquidity for their next dump?
>>53516205persistent inflation is crabish for stocks. higher revenues but lower earnings.
>>53516264yes... that was the point i was making...can someone please post the bear TA going down "forever" pic? i thought it kinda sucked and was low-effort at first but goddamn i feel like i need that every day on these threads now. line has been going down for a bit and bobos think it's going down forever and it's fucking retarded.
holy fuck, when I finally quit my job next year I am getting out of vanguard. How long does it take for it to show me what my realized capital gains are on a recent transaction. The whole "this platform isn't for traders hur dur" stuff is not an excuse for not updating account information (or tickers) in real time. REEEEEEE I have strangers to flex on, on the internets.
>>53516282doesn't really matter, market is foward-looking and people are desperate for higher returns on their money. they want the stock market back, they want the easy money back. it'll come or someone's getting assassinated in minecraft, just watch. minecraft is a very VERY popular game, i wouldn't be surprised if it happened in there at all.
>>53516298etfs or mutual funds? if mutual funds there is always a delay regardless of broker.
bobos are the niggers of the finance worldi think that's gonna be part of my next JPow fanfic
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/u-s-stock-market-is-on-track-to-hit-the-january-indicator-trifecta-but-can-the-rally-last-for-the-rest-of-2023-11675197816?mod=home-page>The Federal Reserve is expected to raise its benchmark interest rate by a smaller one-quarter of percentage point at the conclusion of a two-day gathering Wednesday. Traders are also anticipating one more quarter-point hike in March, followed by a pause and then one or two cuts before the end of the year, according to CME FedWatch Tool. However, Fed policy makers, as of December at least, all see no rate cuts until 2024. Either the market is incredibly delusional (which is a possibility) or this is incredibly bullish.
>>53516325stocks. I sold my XOM today
Tick tock Bobo, one more chance to heem mumu. Make sure to bet it all, we couldn't possibly pump, right?
>>53516328If the economy is doing so good why does the fed need to pivot?Serious question
>>53516326Based.>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DMZ_ownSiM
>>53516341oh ok, i've been happy w/ e*trade, have after-tax brokerage, IRA, futures, stock equity grants, checking, savings, and trusts all on the same platform, all connected.
bros new vid just droppedhttps://vocaroo.com/15bL9s22nN7b
https://vocaroo.com/1ggTWjftCqzjWhat shows are even left that aren't pozzed? King of the Hill is next.
>>53516205>ummm... it's $76.22 right now? hello??due to fake and gay numbers being included in their earnings, once people realize it's fake and gay the market will correct itself
>AMD +1.26% AHlmao
>>53516328the 25 bepis hikes are pretty certainthose have also been leaked/teased whatever by the fed whispererpassed that it really depends on the CPI and other inflation reportsthe farther it gets out the less high accurate the CME tools predictions areit's potentially seeing cuts in Nov and Dec but only 30% chances on each
>CME tool has a 0.1% chance that the fed doesn't raise rates at all tomorrowthat WOULD be the funniest outcome.
>>53516368they send you a debit card with a non obscure payment processor?
What about black unemployment
>E-EARNINGS WILL START THE REAL CRASH >earnings come in good and at very worst as expected Let me guess, you all think Powel cares about the stock market being high. The man that holds more stocks than this entire general combined. Lmfao.
>>53516411Might as well say they will keep hiking until universal entropy decreases.
>>53516377Hey fuck you I was posting a vocaroo
bros I recently found out that the reason I've been seeing blood in my stools is because of an anal fissure that won't heal, due to my anal spincter being too tight. how do i fix this?
>>53516406yeah debit card is mastercard. i think they also refund any ATM fees if you ever pull cash.
>>53516406like everywhere takes visa and mastercard but not necessarily discover is what I mean
Based snap getting raped
>>53516435dilate with BBC
>>53516354They won't cut rates till they see a recession. Money printing has caused too much cancer in the economy and it needs to be excised with a deep recession. Hr trannies need to man up and get a real job and tech pajeets have to go back.
>>53516440oh, cool thanks.
>>53516435>due to my anal spincter being too tightBased tightass anon.
>>53516413real earnings are catastrophic. adjusted earnings are manipulated to fool you.They can only fool for 1 quarter, they can't amortize everything away with tricks forever.
>>53516381A whole hour of gay grandpa sex My coworker who is a dad was saying the 1st episode was so good.
Hmm looks like this could cause a dump for AMZN soonhttps://www.barrons.com/articles/affirm-stock-price-amazon-buy-now-pay-later-deal-51675202564
>>53516413Amazon's earnings are after FOMC, if they don't cause the crash then bears officially lose kek
>>53516435is it a lot of blood?
Man I can just feel Powell getting super PISSED at the fake and gay rallies lately kek. I kinda wish he does a 100bps stealth nuke on the markets.
>>53516467You dont want a tight ass. Trust.
>>53516497Amazon is not nearly as important to the market as Apple is. Apple having a big miss would cause a meltdown.
>>53516475>>53516381I liked the episode (no homo)
>>53516411*gets way too close to mic*"UHHHH.... YES? NEXT QUESTION."
>>53516435anal sex probably. gotta loosen you up, anon.
>>53516508rarely i'll see more blood than normal when my stool is girthy. the GI specialist prescribed be diltiazem cream... but i don't have high hopes. I might end up needing surgery to loosen up my asshole
insider here, the numbers just leakedits 50 bepis
>>53516527>trip fag likes fag episodeNo shit. Fag. https://vocaroo.com/15jBNppiUNp0
I should have waited a bit longer to sell my covered calls.
>So we been breaking bucks for 3 generations.>Mos' time the breaking sticks. The bobo don't give you any kine uh problems.>B b but sometimes, sometimes... well sometimes you get a PECULIAR bobo.>This one bobo, well he was the peculiar type, he a uh, well he would act up but he wouldnt hide it.>It seem every week he was pretending to short the market on pickin duty( but with one eye open all koi like) or he'd take extra molasses pie, or or or he'd sit his field ass on the front porch.>Every week he'd do somethin' rascally IN PLAIN damn sight of the OVaseeah.>OVasseha would call out to the bobo to get to the Breakin Barn. This Bobos eyes would light up and before you could whistle dixie, he'd be in the barn.>This Bobo would run to that breaking barn like it was a cool stream on a hot August day in Georgia.>Hellll it got sooo bad this bobo would TELL You what kine mischief he was gone get his midnight black ass into. He hadnt even DO nuthin yet..>He would skip over to the barn after an call out " COME On MAaaaaSSA THIS BOBO AINT GUNNA BREAK HISSELF!">Just down right peculiar...
>>53516580you should have sold them last Friday when everything was disgustingly green.
>>53516551every time i see "bepis" i think "benis".
https://vocaroo.com/1eNB9y3KWOxJ
>>53516019OK GAMBLERS HERE'S YOU'RE 3 DAY DIARY (LEFT COAST TIME)EU Inflation and Unemployment Wed 2:00AMUS ISM Manufacturing PMI and JOLTS (Job Opening) data Wed 7:00AMFed Decision 11:00AM, Powell speaks Wed 11:30AMMETA Earnings after the close WedBOE and ECB (UK and EU central bank) rate decision Thu (4:00AM-5:15AM)Lagarde Speech Thu 5:45AMAAPL GOOG AMZN Earnings all after the close ThuUS Employment Numbers Fri 5:30AMUS ISM Service PMI Fri 7:00AM
you would think someone would have used the voice ai to make jerome powell say silly things like he's not just gonna raise it 50 bepis, but 500, and then maybe quote the full "liquidate stocks, liquidate labor, everyone will lead more moral lives" guy but in jpow voice
>>53516381>>53516475It's already being overrated imo, I think that kind of story is just shit normalfags will eat up because a decent chunk of the audience never played the game and doesn't know about the kind of hype it got
>>53516381do you remember TK-421, the stormtrooper who wasn't at his post?in the new Disney canon, he's Grand Moff Tarkin's secret gay lover. i wish i were making this up.the cute little mouse droid that bumps into Chewbacca in the hallway? was taking a sexy love note from Tarkin to the stormtrooper.again, i wish i were making this up.
McDonald's beating earnings really did cause everyone to load up on longs kek
>that put volume on January 27ththe chart is for BBW (Build a Bear Workshop). scary shit bros.
>>53516658>Torrid didn't snag BBWSad!
>>53516576I can appreciate the story and acting without my homophobia getting in the waysorry you have trouble watching that sort of thing, do you maybe have some repressed feelings you need to work through?
>>53516397Is it possible inflation can over take the interest rates that will be set after the pause?
even though it pumped today im starting to believe it will pump more tomorrow. maybe their trick is working again but im tempted to buy calls when its has a schizo dump tomorrow.
>>53516435Eat less so you poop less to give it time to heal.Get naked and squat over the toilet to poop so it comes out easier.Don't use dry toilet paper; use wet wipes or a few drops of water on some paper to get a once over then get in the shower and pressure wash your ass with a detachable showerhead, follow up with a gentle scrub with soap and water with a bath pouf as the capstone to your ablution, then pressure rinse once more (I only poop a maximum of once per day, before my morning shower). Be sure to rinse and DRY your ass well before putting on clothes so you don't get a pillonidal cyst.t. Professional Pooper
>>53516743Is this the best advice dropped (lol) in /smg/ year to date?
Tomorrow might be extremely painful
>>53516550I find that drinking nightly loosens my stools.
>futures
>>53516658>BBW
>>53516658Oh FUCK. BBW decides the fate of America. If they fall it will confirm 1929 2
>>53516278>Jpow doesn't care if the stock market tanksThats a lie. He's too scared to do the needful because of dumping the stock market. Eother way what this loser says tomorrow may dictate whether I stay cash or go in with a lot.
>>53516658alright, found the trade that caused the spike: some whale bought $1.3M of $17.50 puts for 6/16/2023.
Excel bros, we're going home...
>>53516821you laugh but the stock is up 25x since COVID.
>>53516818>we're back where we were on sundaygreat
>>53516509all he has to do is be real hawkish sounding in his speech. look what happened after his jackson hole speech
>>53516719Inflation is already higher than their target rate which isn’t how you beat inflation.Inflation is beaten with recession. Nothing less.
gonna make a lot of money in 3 monthsall these companies announcing reduced earning expectations are still being very optimistic in effort to maintain their value
For 2 years I thought FOMC was fear of missing cash
>people are bullish on tech industry over opengpt ai>When Wolfram alpha did all this pretty much 15 years ago and only people that gave a shit was lazy enginigger students and weird ass math professors then Technological progress is dead and bagholders still give the tech industry their hard earned money kek.
>>53516468THEY HAVE BEEN SINCE 2008 YOU DIPSHIT NIGGER
>>53516918FFR needs to be higher than inflation.Words aren’t going to make prices stabilize
>>53516942You were closeIt's "Fear of Missing Crabs"
>>53516916Did anyone shill it? There's always sleeper hits like this, monster energy has had a crazy bullrun the past decade and no one talks about it. Same with Lowes.
>>53516947>Technological progress is deadFuckin right. The only thing that increases every year is cost and TDP.
>>53516963sir you may enjoy the zerohedge comments section more than this website
>thread is full of euphoric bobosMy calls are going to print tomorrow.
Snib futures
>>53516976>laughs in 70W TDP RTX A2000 12GB
>>53516525>Apple having a big miss would cause a meltdown.That's not a bad outcome. All the silliness has to go, before the market can heal.
>>53516975yes I have BBW on a watchlist because of themno one will talk about the sleeper stocks. like celsius. they won't listen. they won't learn.
>>53516975I've been in and out of it since early 2021. Initially was primarily interested since they had good deals with Nintendo and toys are generally recession proof, but it's getting difficult to justify the current price. Doubly so given Hasbro recently missed.
>mfw i'm 100% shortthis POS market is dunzo
>>53516633I know there's one Vocaroo of him announcing a 500 bepis and not taking any questions floating around.
>>53516237no THAT's a female broker
>>53517004my watchlist of sleepers:>BBW>AEHR>PRTY (rip)>CROX>CELH>KRUS
>>53517004i'm up 7% on my one garmin stock
>>53516942>cash*crash
>>53516381The last of us isn't even a good game. It's a shitty movie game, I played through the first one and still have no idea why people think it's so amazing. It's a generic zombie game more or less. But then again I felt that way about nu god of war. Game just drags on and on and there are just too many cut scenes. I went back to retro gaming
retail is overwhelming bearish on stocktwits. theres no way wall street is going to let them have their money. the market is going to pump until CPI and i will bet money on it.
>>53517082The Japanese are the only ones that make games instead of interactive movies. Indie game devs are also pretty cool.
>>53517093>everyone on MySpace is bearish, I better go long!>t. you in September 2008
>>53517093Same with redditards.>Almost no green on QQQ
>>53517120Boboids BTFO by data.
>>53517093stocktwits is a far cry from normie consensus. Retail inflow shows normies are buying into the pump.
>>53517150Cope
>>53517093nice headcannon mumutard
>>53517093>retail is overwhelming bearish on stocktwits.Doesn't matter, average investor is perpetually boomer investing (DCAing, index/mutual funds, retirement accounts, etc)
>>53516381If they try to mess with Texas they're gonna have a bad time.
You did buy the generational bottom on BOIL, right anons?
>>53517120>Majority neutral on everything Shit data
all of retail is in puts. that is all i need to know.loaded up on calls today easiest free money ever. thanks idiots lol.
>>53517183It's always like that. Doesn't mean it hasn't helped call reversals and tops.
>>53516658>vol gives no fuckswhat gives?
>>53516537>Everyone is racist except for me>Here is my PayPal address
>>53517113The West still drops some bangers every now and then.
>>53517179ill buy the 23rd generational bottom in a couple months.
>>53516381forgot my pic lmao
>>53517211is the orc lady gonna fugg him?
the short man has spoken
>Siri pull up the put to call ration on SPY>Zoom in>Siri play Flight of the Valykries>Perfect
>>53517275No, I don't think Dwarves fuck. They just spring fully formed from crevasses in the earth.
>>53517287>Its real
>>53517287Funny. Feels like just last thread someone was trying to argue that Burry is bullish.
>>53517345h-he means sell your PUTS!
>>53517287It's over
>>53517287I bet he means "sell puts".
>>53517287>The biggest bobo faggot literal tranny is getting more bearishBuy signal, I'm more bullish than ever.
>>53517287How does he even still have a job. That man has only been right 1 times in the last 15 years.
>>53516019>Obi Wan Jerombi
OH FUCK
>>53516632bam a lam...
and it's over
>>53517374based retard
>>53517413too late, some other attention whore already posted this
>>53516328
This market is stupid as shit. I bought 10k of SOXS because this insanity has to be running out of steam.
>>53517287You bought puts before the close anon? Right?
kek baggies
>>53517439I bought more UVXY calls, does that count?
>>53517419YAAAAASSSS
>greenest month since 2001 for NasdumpPowell fucking better nuke this scam straight into oblivion tomorrow
>>53517435didnt AMD beat earnings though?
>>53517427Me. I'm the whore>>53517439I'm still holding my march and april puts that are down bigly, but not for long!
>>53517433>soft landing
>>53517374In the last year he shorted TLT and longed GEO at $5-$6
>>53517452no, their non-GAAP estimates beat earningstheir actual earnings were dogshit
>>53517419it was fun while it lasted I suppose
The most anticipated pivot in history is now fully priced in. Real shame for mumu that the pivot isn't going to happen
>>53516341The stop-loss hunters were out today. I almost stopped out of a put but dodged it. Then dodged it a tick lower too. Now my puts are worth half. XOM may still go lower but I'm waiting til Powell.God XOM is a beast
>>53517452“Beat” is a relative term anon. Tell me why a chip company has a 40 P/E going into a high rate environment? I’ll tell you, it’s because people think they’re buying the bottom, but they’re actually just setting up the market for another drop.
>cramer bullish >white house: soft landing >burry: "Sell"Need I say more?
>futuresso giga pump tomorrow then
>>53517461>shorted TLTtrue>longed GEO at $5-6his average is in the mid to high $7s. still not a bad trade (so far), but I wouldn't follow him into it given his affinity to sell quickly.
>>53517500it's so scary i wernt 20% cash just in caseif it actually crashes i can just go balls deep in calls at the bottom
>>53517500I cant be that obvious...can it?
>Got a job offer today that pays way more>turning in two weeks tomorrowFirst time doing this, how awkward is resigning a job?Also I'm pumping JEPI and JEPQ
>>53517500I work at Walmart, and today is the last day of our fiscal year. Being a time of new beginnings, I did a tarot reading on Walmart. Doesn't look good for us next year.>Querant (Walmart, as a corporation)3 Pentacles: Trade or skilled labour; nobility, aristocracy, gloryThe Fool: folly, mania, extravagance, frenzy>Challenge9 Swords: Loss, failure, delay, disappointment>Context7 Wands: Negotiation, trade, barter, competition>OutcomeJudgment (rev): Change of position; weakness, simplicity, decision, sentenceMy interpretation is that home office or someone high up in the decision-making process will make a fatal mistake with regards to policy or the like, resulting in another company overtaking us in a particular market.
Burry is about to owe a lot of Bobos money.
>>53517516It's not obvious to those who refuse to see.
>>53517542Movie night anon works at WMT?
What happened at the end of the day that made everything pump?
>BlurryWhy does anyone pretend anything this retard says is relevant
>>53517534Call a meeting with your boss>I got an offer for this much and I plan to take it. Offer me 5% more or I walk
>>53517461He was long STNG too at one point, but I think he sold right before the super cycle started.
Wow bears are vocal about the market and they are not happy. They're discontented with the continuous green days and the effects of infinite stimulus. I guess they were holding out hope for a different fed chairman. There's even a petition that's garnered thousands of signatures to have the corporate debt buy back scheme changed. Obviously that wont happen but it shows how unhappy they are
>>53517570Because le heckin big shart!
>>53517563No, I'm not him. You wish I was that cool>>53517579>>53517461GEO's problem is apparently the lack of federal funding because muh politics. They might have a niche at the state level, though.
i don't care if i make it or not. all i want is to watch bobos get liquidated. i just want them to keep shorting as the line goes up saying "IT'S TOO HIGH EVERYTHING IS FUCKED IT MUST GO DOWN IT MUST!!!" and it just goes higher and they get wiped the fuck out which forces them to buy at a loss which just pushes prices higher.Suffer.
>>53517457sweet, bird thrust reversers
>>53517594Oh, he also does tarot stuffHe's also not that cool, he likes to pick terrible and/or gay movies all the time
kek, coping bulls
>>53517413>>53517287Burry is just an AIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Q6wQOz3c1k&t=770s
>>53517516Surprisingly it does seem to be trending towards that easy.
Burry just got paid off by wall street to wrap in the last Bobos. You think Burry is the friend to the common man, a wall street rogue that is on your side but you dont know that. He just got a fat check from JP Morgan. The trap is set, a bear trap.
>>53517534Only as awkward as you make it. You're in a professional environment where this stuff happens. Life goes on.
>>53516445>karma for their bullshit tabloid clickbait they market towards kids>many keksAnyone grabbing puts for tomorrow?
>>53517611Nah, what I was a kid, I was reading about magick on some web 1.0 sites and my mom didn't like that, and I wanted to get a tarot deck but she said they only worked if you got them as a gift.Anyways, it's just for fun, I'm in my 30s now and I like the esoteric nature of them. The symbolism in the art is interesting to me
>>53517570>>53517591>t.
>>53517594GEO has a much larger and scarier debt load than CXW. There's a reason why GEO is 20% shorted vs 3% for CXW.
>>53517419This motherfucker has the audacity to say or even refer to "a dip" as the SPY threatens to continue its 1 year downtrend. What a freakozoid.Can you even argue the SPY has done a breakout yet? This rise to ~410 is easily an aberration.
Bobo mass suicide imorgon
heh take that stupid bulls, christian bale is bearish, all this green and decent earnings is about to get wiped out when jpow tells us what we have expected him to say for months. dont struggle too hard, im a tough guy.
>>53517626huge if true
>>53517374Yeah and he's still extremely rich off of that one trade because of how good of a trade it was.
>>53517648ERs are neutral to somewhat bullish this week, aren't they? Mostly waiting to see the FOMC results tomorrow.Apparently S&P is above it's 200 MA, so we might hit the second top on the asset bubble top in the next few months. Wouldn't surprise me if we reversed to the upside and then had a pants-shittingly bad crash
>>53516399It just 6x since
>>53517666Not listening to yoru sarcasm Satan
>>53517638They've been scam pumping on fomc rape hikes, if it does pump maybe buy then
>>53517689damn, almost as good of odds as hillary to win 2016
>>53517687Not really. Declining margins and growth apart from the oil majors and refiners.
did you buy calls anon?
So in terms of institutional traders they use netting when trading large amounts of shares to settle accounts. Eg bought and sold 5000 shares a day between companies but the net change was an increase of 100 shares to their total position, is that a credit to their account of 100 shares? Or is it called a debit. I can never get it straight because it's different for banking and accounting
If you are buying puts and shorts, remember youre not getting them to sell tomorrow, but to sell the weeks after FOMC, when it usually dumps the hardest.
>>53517689>It just 6x since0% * 6 = 0.6%
>HES GOING TO PAUSE HE OVERTIGHTENED >NO HE NEEDS TO DO .50 BPS TO STOMP THE RALLY He's going to hike .25 BPS. And yes this counts as a pivot.
INTCels, this is my last offer of peace. Join SKYT or forever be a bagholder.
>stocks are even more overvalued now than at the height of the fucking bull market in 2021I can't wait to see all the coping tomorrow when Powell delivers the fucking nuke that this gay market deserves.
>>53517758Pivoting is lowering rates.
>>53517698I mean the company is eventually getting bought or going tits up... it's just a matter of when. Holy hell the after hours market.You gonna buy if they pump past 10.5 tomorrow?
One nothing wrong with me
holy fucking shit /smg/the market is not ready for this MoM CPI to be released on Tues February 14th>pic relatedit was 0.58 on friday, now 0.63https://www.clevelandfed.org/indicators-and-data/inflation-nowcasting
>>53517570It's because he's rich and autistic so people think he'll slip up and let secrets that the Elites don't want you to know slip out.
>>53517758why are you so sure le pivot will save you?
You are absolutely a braindead bobo retard if you think anything happens tomorrow besides 25bps, hawkish rhetoric (which is meaningless because it comes alongside a 25bps rate hike), and a meltup.
>>53517777TWO NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
>>53517757>he can't even follow a simple exchangeshort your own portfolio
>>53516019My soul is crushed this month. I was going to rebuy at the beginning of the month but this shit kept going up and up and I never pulled the trigger. I think this next month will be red though. I'll wait it out. I hope shit goes down even more but I keep seeing more and more positive data. My only hope is the Fed keeping the hardline since the market is predicting cuts for the second half of the year and I don't see that happening
>>53517778use any pumps to sell. we are going to flush so fucking hard on february 14thuse from now until the 14th to position for the down move
>>53517758He’s going to hike 50 bepis and you’re going to suck me off, fag
>>53517771>overvaluedBy what metric bobo boomer homofag P/E ratio? Nobody cares about that shit anymore, retard.
>>53517782lol
>>53517767Gonna laugh when SKYT releases their quarterly losses and dumps back down to $7
>>53517787oh yes let me just read all previous posts in the chain before i call someone a retarded. you're dumber than he is
please make TSLA go down, at least in the morning before Powell speaks! i promise i'll stop trying to intraday trade while at work!
>>53517782Why would it melt up if everybody but braindead bobo retards priced it in?
>>53517801I have only $60k net worth, and I used net present value on myself for the next 30 years and apparently I'm only worth $240k max, depending on the discount rate
>>53517777One, someone's got to check
>>53517796>we are going to flush so fucking hard on february 14thyou think jp doesnt know that cpi is going up?i have a weird feeling were getting 50 beepises tomorrow
>>53517801Earnings expectations are getting crushed, delusional mumu. NVDA top execs are cashing out, do you think that happens because they think the stock is undervalued?
>>53517794You are undeserving of Dwyer'$ unending wisdom. Don't. Hide. Just. Buy.
>>53517687I took that smg strawpoll and I'm short term bullish. But I still think its a bear market
>>53517804>$7Good, I want to start a cheap position.
>>53517803See you tomorrow bobro
>>53517777ARE YOU OK?
bulls must be smoking crack. Literally everything in the world is broken. Covid was the biggest psyop in history that conveniently happened when the yield curve inverted. Housing market propped up by diversity hires that add no value.
>>53517830Careful. Companies like that tend to dilute at the lows, bringing permanent lower lows.
>>53517849>everything in the world is brokenHow long do you think the market will remain irrational, anon?
>>53517825Today I was going to buy AMD at 70 and even the I couldn't pull
>>53517849>Bulls must be smoking crack. Line must go down because two more weeks!
I think I need to see the doctor for my ass
>>53517821They sell shares every year regardless of performance, bobofag. Just admit you missed the generational bottom at 3500 and you'll never see SPX below 4000 again.
>>53517869show us your ass anon, we'll decode the problem for you. We have many pajeets in smg
>>53517869Explain further.
you bought puts didn't you anon?
>>53517849>Covid was the biggest psyop in historywere in the end times bud, beautiful blue skies today until some planes with fuel additives started dumping cloudtrails and now its cloudy and you cannot talk about noticing to anyone because its been wellpoisoned
>>53517830How do I get a 5/10 practice gf like this? I’m a 7/10, estimate myself at 140 IQ, 6’0, 235lbs of mostly muscle a little fat, and I’ve never held hands with a woman. Idk what the fuck is wrong with women
>>53517877kek. Dumb mumu. If things were truly bullish I could just buy tomorrow and make money but I won't because I know this rally is fake, check the fucking volume ffs.FOMO doesn't exist for boboGODS.
>>53517914>>53517877Weakening volume just means a trend is in the consolidation phase. Once it goes sideways a bit, it'll explode up or down.
I'm scared mumu bros.
>>53517914>check the volumeKek, are you even a real bobo? You're basically spewing every boboid stereotype.
>>53517723Watch them pull the reverse Uno card with better Q4 earnings. I mean it was shit like Prime day sales, Black Friday, Thanksgiving and fucking Christmas holidays, how could they NOT make more money during those months?
>>53517889Honestly just considering suicide >>53517891Have an internal hemorrhoid's which is interfering with me taking a shit.
>>53517854Hey, if it survives past INTC, that's all that matters to me.>>53517906>235lbs of mostly muscle a little fat
>>53517906you either have to debase yourself to their level of conversation and keep the retard entertained or go to a poor country and just buy one.>>53517896move out of california faggot
>>53517287THIS IS ITTHISISFUCKINGIT
>>53517821Cope faggot
things always work out in the end anyways
puts weren't the move anon...
>>53517933suicide is always a good answerremember me in your will
>>53517849>bears are just poorfags butthurt they can’t afford thingsSad!
>>53517929Look, this rally has essentially run out of buyers. All the blackout periods for most large institutions have ended, they all bought and positioned already. There's no more buyers left. This is literally just dealers moving the market up to rope in as much dumb money as possible before they pull the rug in the next two quarters.
>>53517896yea well I used to think that theory was crazy and now I don't dismiss it off hand. Don't really notice that happening in AZ, but if it were being done, it's to affect local climates
>>53517374>he fell for the meme
>>53517971Stfu faggot no one cares about your worthless bearish opinions you’re going to get your shit pushed in tomorrow so just make peace with it
>>53517957No options before FOMC. They'll pull the 'ol intraday flipper0ni to liquidate longs and shorts and crabs (somehow)
>>53517958would you like to owe the federal government 7,000 dollars?
>>53517849Bears are investors who short companies. People on 4chan calling themselves bears are actually sheep who aren’t even in the market
>>53517287
>>53517983i already owe the feds over 100k it's whatever
>>53518019>>53518019>>53518019
>>53517810I'm a new trader but I'm feeling this now with SOXL puts. In my short experience, this usually means soon is the perfect time to buy, and the feeling that I missed it is exactly what tells me the time to buy is coming soon.If it drops.
Yahoo Finance format change.Not that anyone should truly give a fuck, but did those retards just nuke the last bit of utility on their antiquated site?And this happened like sometime in the last 72 hours?
>>53517981stay poor anon
>>53517287Just give me another week
>>53518060theyve been trying to shill their premium trading bullshit for a while now
>>53517596your heart is in the right place, but you're fighting for the wrong team. /smg/ has always been a bobo zone. there are 10x the ammount of quality bobo memes that there are mumu ones.
>>53518110smg is boboreddit is mumu
>>53517570>michael blurry
>>53518070he's known for being early
>>53516537This is pure gold. we should give each black 5M
>>53517287HOLY BASED
>>53516972learning everyday. Thx for teaching me since i don t work in finance
>>53518213
>>53518217>i sent you my penis, show me yours.jpg
>>53517534
>>53518224sure. but let s keep it SFW
>>53517758How is that a pivot you imbecile? He is still tightening the rope around your neck
>>53518281Don't care, buying the dip.
>>53516262Stock broker? More like cock stroker
>>53517113>Kojima
>today's rally to draw in the gullible bullsWe will be eating beef tomorrow morning fellow bears
>>53517930It's going to be 2008 part 2. This will be the pinnacle Cramer blunder. He was saying the same type of stuff right before the market crashed during the Great Financial Crisis